November 20th, 2013

Prime Mentalist Flips Out at Whips For Being Made to Work

Tory MPs walking to the Tea Room report that Gordon has been loudly remonstrating Labour whips in their office so loudly that they could hear from the corridor. The former Prime Mentalist is apparently rather unhappy at being made to come back to vote, as he is paid to do, when the Tory army rebellion was beaten comfortably. One tells Guido he was “having an absolute barney”. It’s almost as if he’s an ex-politician resenting being made to represent his constituents… 


  1. 1
    David B says:

    What’s the “as if”! He’s just there to collect the cheque

  2. 2
    Jack 'Black Jack' Dromey says:

    And the fizzy orange.

  3. 3
    A Bliar says:

    All wankers together on crack.

  4. 4
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Good day for Labour:- Co-Op Bank resignations: Dromey twittering like a twat: Miliband being deconstructed at PMQs by one of his own MPs; Brown raging bullshit.

    All it needs now is for Rev Flower to drop some senior Labour Co Op MPs in the shit.

  5. 5
    Alf says:

    The man should have been sectioned many years ago.

  6. 6
    Black Jack says: Enjoy

  7. 7
    Handjob Jack says:

    Santiago wants you ,you naughty boys (and girls Harriett).

  8. 8
    Jazz Porridge says:

    What a sickening sense of entitlement!

  9. 9
    I've got something in my pocket for you... says:

    Why doesn’t someone just punch him in the face..? Are other MP’s scared of him..?

    I’ll wager that if he was bitch slapped, he’d go down faster than Jack Dromey on a BBC…

  10. 10
    50 days to save planet Earth from God knows what says:

    Be fair. He was right in the middle of writing volume VII of his autobiography.

  11. 11
    I'm only a comedian, I'm just 'avin' a laugh says:

    The lunatics have taken over the asylum.

  12. 12
    I'm Sue, who tried to keep him sane says:

    Another Nokia moment?


  13. 13
    Ringtone for the Monocular Mentalcase says:

  14. 14
    I'm Sue, who tried to keep him sane says:


    You mean our national teasure the Brown Broadcasting Corporation, of course

  15. 15
    Rev. Flowers says:

    all wanking together on a cracker.

  16. 16
    Keeping sane says:


    This blog changes the way I look at politicians

    I can’t see Bryant without thinking of his y fronts

    Or Brown without seeing him pick his nose

    Or Squeaker without thinking of Cicciolina spreading her legs

    Or Milli without thinking of that bird shit on his head


    And now Dromey going down on BBC FFS

    These things stock, you know…

  17. 17
    I'm only a nurse but I'm busy doing union stuff says:

    and the voices have taken over the lunatics.

  18. 18
    Keeping sane says:

    stick not stock

  19. 19
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Gordon Brown is a complete disgrace, he should be thrown out parliament for gross misconduct.

  20. 20
    Florence Nightingale says:

    Unite stuff we hope

    On Dromey, perchance?

  21. 21
    Keeping sane says:

    I think we should send a large dose of Ketamine to Flower Power

    To thank him for all the stout work he has done

    And encourage him to continue

  22. 22
    Reuters always first with the news says:

    I am told you defrocked Benji Netanyahoo today

    Well done Sir,

  23. 23
    Tom Catesby says:

    Withdraw the whip, ther are also procedures for non-attendance. this clown is paid public money to turn up and represent those foolish enough to vote for the fruit cake!

  24. 24
    Cyril Smith says:

    Misconduct in parliament? There’s no such thing.

  25. 25
    nellnewman. says:

    Well that’s no surprise is it?

    gordon’s contempt for our Armed Forces was always evident when he was PM – that he should be forced back to the HoC to do a days work when he’d rather be swanning abroad in order to vote on the Armed Forces whom he regards as unworthy of his interest must have been a gross insult to his inferior intellect.

  26. 26
    Reuters always first with the news says:

    Do you know who the Labour Chief Whip is?

    It’s our Rosie Winterton

    She won’t tolerate any shit from Brown


    wiki: “he used taxpayers’ cash to soundproof the bedroom of her south London flat” – so she does not like noise….

    This all brings back happy memories of Mock Tudor Beams, porn, duckhouses, moats and all the other kit these rascals got us to pay for them

  27. 27
    mmm says:

    Bad day for Labour all round.

  28. 28
    broderick crawford says:

    why doesn t sonebody appoint him the new permanent chairman of the co op ang get shot of him once for alll

  29. 29
    nellnewman. says:

    I read the other day that he’s planning to stand as MP again in 2015. The people in his constituency must be real idiots to vote for this lazy good-for-nothing.

  30. 30
    broderick crawford says:


    you called ??

  31. 31
    Gordon Brown says:

    I saved the world, laddie!

  32. 32
    nellnewman. says:

    Hmm think that was ‘Heroes of the World who have emulated my example’ due for publication early 2015 just before the next election to ensure his constituents re-elect him to the profitable zero hours contract he is so enjoying.

  33. 33
    Falkirk says:

    And he saved the world after first abolishing boom and bust. The lack of gratitude is sickening.

  34. 34
    nellnewman. says:

    Was part of that ‘saving of the world’ propelling the Revd Flowers into the job of Chairman of the Co-op Bank?

  35. 35
    Lefty C*unt Jon Snow says:

    I have now read some of the classified docкументs that Edward Snowden stole from the US Government. As Komrade Mason will now report the Yanks have been trying to identify which Brits might have been a threat to both the US and Britian.

    As a self important lefty tosser, let me say that I think that it’s a disgrace that people like Richard Reid were stopped from blowing up his plane and that the liquid bombers were not allowed to go ahead with their plans and blow thousands of people to smithereens.

    This was a clear infringement of their human right to express their disgust with the west, this denial of expression should not have been tolerated.

    As a self important too big for my boots journalist, I also think that it’s disgraceful that GCHQ and the security Service will not appear before me to explain themselves.

  36. 36
    broderick crawford says:

    oh i don t know so much ….

    he s a one eyed ex rugby player weighing roughly 100 kilos .

    it would probably need a combination of prezza and hezza at their right hook , mace wielding best to collectively bring him down .

  37. 37
    broderick crawford says:

    … or for just being ….. gross .

  38. 38
    Brown's Bottom says:

  39. 39
    Rev Damien McBride says:

  40. 40
    Bilda Berger says:

    With a microtome.

  41. 41
    broderick crawford says:

    how are things in kentish town jon .

    d you still live there if so is rio s health club still in business and does it still run those nude mixed sauna sessions ?

  42. 42
    Bilda Berger says:


    Nuff sed.

  43. 43
    bbc salford wastrel says:

    Poor diddums, having to show up for work!

    It takes something special for Labour to point out a public sector shirker.

  44. 44
    hush says:

    by all means nail the crooks but a state-wide spy programme is big government run wild, a form of control that Gordon Brown would love

  45. 45
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    And Gary Gibboon couldn’t wait to slag off Cameron over PMQs. C4 lefty twats.
    Jon bus pass scrounger Snow, wanker.

  46. 46
    9 incher says:

    Someone tweet a picture or actually send Jack Dromey a massive black strap on cock.

  47. 47
    Ralph Miliband says:

    I hate a Britain. It makes me puke.

  48. 48
    Harriet Handmaiden says:

    I gave him a 10″ black strap on last night . He cried like a virgin twink.

  49. 49
    Good riddance says:

    Splendid news that a muslim from Britain was killed fighting in Syria. I think we should encourage all muslim men here to go and fight with their brothers in Syria.

  50. 50

    How very dare you question my multi million pound global swanning exercise ?

    I saved the world you know !

  51. 51
    rick says:

    At the height of the cold war, one of the heads MI5 was a KGB mole – and after he fled to the Soviet Union, he was made a general in the KGB. We will probably never know who GCHQ actually work for. You may be certain it is not for us.

  52. 52
    Get the Piano wire says:

    Yes he is as mad as a bucket of frogs and, as my granny used to say, you can tell an awful lot about a man by way of the company he keeps, ain’t that right Balls?

  53. 53
    I started the fizz says:

    I’m rather chuffed that the fizzy orange meme I started 3 and a half years ago is still around.

  54. 54

    Don’t forget Re*nt Bo*ys & the political ruling class, that always goes down
    very well with Voters…….to learn who has been up who’s fcuking ar*rse more
    so on expenses….. sounds like a fcuk finding mission !!!!

    Sounds like the perfect storm is cu*ming for Red Ed’s brigade of divi*ants

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t trust Snow, nor any of the political class of the West.

    It’s not a case of one or the other.

  56. 56
    White rabbit says:

    Channel 4 news is so ridiculously partisan that it’s wonderful entertainment.
    From their glinting widening eyes when interviewing anyone of moderate right of centre views to their cringing obsequious flattery when chatting to their lefty pals.

  57. 57
    Jack Dromey says:

    My favourite film is Men In Black Men.

  58. 58
    Jack Dromey says:

    I also enjoy Buttman & Throbbin, Bareblack to the Future and Booty on my Beast.

  59. 59
    Stella Creasy says:

    Me me me me me me me

    Pleeease, let it be meeeeeeeeee

  60. 60
    Englands 7th consecutive defeat at home to Germany says:

    Just as well the English never voted in the likes of Prescott, Mandleson, Harman or Balls then.

  61. 61
    I've got something in my pocket for you... says:

    ‘White men can’t hump’, ‘Schindlers Fist’.

  62. 62
    Podiceps says:

    Labour Is Not Working.

  63. 63
    Voters of Kirkaldy says:

    We’d vote for a turd if it had a red rosette on it.

  64. 64
    Ralph Milliband says:

    ….apart from the tax system. I love that. Plenty of scope for me to avoid paying it.

  65. 65
    Harriet Harman says:

    Excellent! And 30 years ago I campaigned to legalalise páedophilia, and I went on to support an illegal war that killed half a million people.

    Now I’m deputy leader of the Party!

    What could possibly go wrong?

  66. 66
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:


  67. 67
    The Labour Parteh says:

    That and giving Sir Fred the Shred his knighthood.

    It was the right thing to do.

  68. 68
    altruism in industry says:

    you could poke him in his eye first

  69. 69
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    ‘Vince Cable, he’s not able to chair the G-20 table’

    Fuck off, Gordo.

  70. 70
    Owen Jones says:

    I’ve realised I’ve been wasting my life supporting Lefty cretins.

    Damn. Time to get a real job and.. succeed. Succeed? Ooh, feels like a dirty word! Effort? Excellence? Damn, it will be hard, but the early 20th Century ain’t coming back!

  71. 71
    Tony Blairus says:

    The fat ex rugby player that no-one can remember playing with who has no depth perception. Keith Chegwin could have him.

  72. 72
    altruism in industry says:

    I did always think that there exists a self perpetuating collection of patriotic civil servants, loyal to England and it’s populace through her Madge, who kept an eye on the politicians to stop them doing anything disastrous but I think I might have been deluded.

  73. 73
    UKIP or bust says:

    It was rather witty, and seems to fit the mad lump perfectly.

  74. 74
    nellnewman. says:

    Well at least they put in an appe arance for all the money they trough from we hardworking taxpayers!!

  75. 75
    nellnewman. says:

    I’d forgotten about him – labour the party for rewarding the self serving and the corrupt!

  76. 76
    nellnewman says:

    I love big black gay cock!

  77. 77
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    I’m not an ex-politician: I am a has-been politician.

  78. 78
    Joined Up Thinking says:

    Meanwhile in Britain

    Wavy Dave and co think it’s a jolly good wheeze to reduce Army numbers on one hand while trying to bring in 5 million muslim Turks on another.

  79. 79
    nellnewman. says:

    Like RedEd you just need to keep believing that the UK electorate is moving to the left and going to vote for you en masse in 2015. And having just listened to the revelations about labour’s ‘ethical’ failed banker the Revd Flowers – why wouldn’t they?!!

  80. 80
    Will says:

    owen I find it strange that leftwingers and the guardian actively support a muslim state in the uk. You can bet of they did get power all of you would be the first to suffer as gays and free speech would be outlawed. So be careful what you wish for as the result may not be pleasant !!!

  81. 81
    Rev Paul Flowers says:

    Me too ducky!

  82. 82
    nellnewman. says:

    Bless the MonikerThief is back . Odd isn’t it how when the left finds itself exposed for crooked and corrupt dealings it’s only response is personal abuse. Why is it never able to debate the reasons for its corruptions and failures like a proper grown up.

  83. 83
    Ed "Divvy" Davey says:

    I love big black gay windmills.

  84. 84
    Rev P Flowers says:

    Me too ducky!

  85. 85
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    He really is a massive cnut

  86. 86
    nellnewman. says:

    What gordon was is the most economically illiterate Chancellor and the worst most socially inept PM we ever had.

    If militwit and balls ever make no10 and no11 they may excel him in his awfulness!!

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    nellnewman. says:

    Ho Hum Why would anybody believe these people?

  89. 89
    Jack Dromey says:

    I want to be the second man in the four-man Jamaican bobsleigh team!

  90. 90
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:


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    nellnewman. says:

    “was is”

  92. 92
    nellnewman. says:

    Absolutely brilliant portrayal of labour!! Well Done!

  93. 93
    nellnewman. says:

    Do you agree or disagree MonikerThief or like RedEd are you unable to say?

  94. 94
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Just give Eric Joyce a few pints and point him in the right direction

  95. 95
    nellnewman. says:

    Fred the Shred and Revd Flowers the ethical bankers promoted by labour!!

  96. 96
    nellnewman. says:

    But you can’t quite see me sucking the Rev. Flowers’s cock, just out of shot.

  97. 97
    nellnewman. says:

    Owen it’s passed your bedtime – you have to face it – the lefties have lost this argument – stop being offensive to grown-ups and go to bed!

  98. 98
    altruism in industry says:

    how else to explain the behavior, which looks like the actions of 5th columnists? The only thing I can think is that there is a secret cabal within the Government who have determined to force UK to merge with the euros. And in that way dismissing all concepts of democracy because they have no love at all for the populace only for themselves and their cronies.

  99. 99
    nellnewman. says:

    “ethical” and “bankers” in the same sentence? Surely that’s an oxymoron.

  100. 100
    nellnewman. says:

    But RedEd is leading the Poles!

  101. 101
    nellnewman. says:

    But the lefties are leading the polls!

  102. 102
    nellnewman. says:

    I’m all for gay marriage. It’s a Tory vote winner!

  103. 103
    The Co-op says:

    There’s meth to our madness.

  104. 104
    Ed Balls says:

    Ed Balls

  105. 105
    Tim Yeo says:

    But don’t forget me in that category!

  106. 106
    nellnewman. says:

    You are quite right – how very clever of you!

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    Moniker thief alert says:

    nellnewman moniker thief, piss off there’s a good chap.

  108. 108

    …remonstrating is being used here in transitive mode and thus should be followed by a preposition, in this case with.

    Returned from Guinea, Conakry yesterday. Moving from 34° to 2° is a bit of a shock to the system. Greetings to all, friends and foes.

  109. 109
    nellnewman. says:

    Lefties leading the polls? At this point in the electoral cycle for michael foot he was 20+ points ahead and for kinnochio he was 16+ points ahead .

    No opposition leader at this point in the electoral cycle has ever won a forthcoming election without being well into double figures.

    But hey! militwit may just be the exception!

  110. 110
    Rev. Flowers says:

    Strictly Come Swallowing.

  111. 111
    Owen Jones says:

    You’re boring and pathetic, tat.

  112. 112
    Major Bumsore says:

    “gordon’s contempt for our Armed Forces was always evident when he was PM.”

    You truly are a fuckwit of the first order…

    Philip Hammond heckled over army cuts at Conservative Party Conference

  113. 113
    nellnewman. says:

    Well it may not be a vote winner but it is not a vote loser of the same proportions that the growing scandal surrounding labour’s ‘ethical’ banker the Revd Flowers is . Poor labour!

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    nellnewman. says:


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    nellnewman. says:

    I didn’t know the Polish were interested in RedEd.

  116. 116
    nellnewman. says:

    Vote UKIP!

  117. 117
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    Dear, oh dear; I’ve pissed myself laughing at this.

    No wait, I just pissed myself. Nurse!

  118. 118
    Ebay. UK for sale says:

    Shaving Ryan’s Privates.

  119. 119
    adolpho Harmanler says:

    I wish I hadnt turned up for work on my final day

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    Gillian Duffy says:

    Could not agree more!

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    nellnewman. says:

    Sorry but you cannot claim that in the same category as gordon’s appointment of aintbustingaut as the most inept Minister of Defence alongside his right hand mega troughner kevan whatever his name was .

    That was the biggest act of contempt towards our Armed Forces of all times!!

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    nellnewman. says:

    Tim Yeo is a twit – a self serving one at that but he doesn’t come anywhere near folks like fred the shred and labour’s ‘ethical’ banker the revd flowers.

  123. 123
    nellnewman. says:

    “Well it may not be a vote winner”

    Ah! cracks are beginning to show in the conservative rump?

    (double entendre btw!)

  124. 124
    nellnewman. says:

    Are you a woman then – since you’re a monikerthief how are we to know what you are?

  125. 125
    JH234982304982304235 says:

    But it is what they wish for – self destruction.

    It’s the only escape from their deep, deep self loathing and they desperately wish for the freedom of the grave.

  126. 126
    co-op boss says:

    I have always supported methical banking

  127. 127
    nellnewman. says:

    Night Folks, have to be up early – time for bed. God Bless.

  128. 128
    Podiceps says:

    Welcome back to the madhouse.

    I can’t see Brown ‘remonstrating with’ anyone — far too polite. I think Guido was trying to say that he was monstering them over and over again.

  129. 129
    tn02 says:

    Secret cabal = 4x2s

  130. 130
    Troo Blue says:

    Shurely you’re noticing that it doesn’t matter even if Miliwank and Fat Ed fucked on national TV that they’re getting in? The recovery is very much on! and Tory numbers are not and have not been in a position for majority Gov in decades. It’s over.

  131. 131
    nellnewman says:

    i use words like bless

  132. 132
    nellnewman says:

    just put the bins out and have a good fart

  133. 133
    Tracey Temple's Tiny Testicles says:

    Prescott bagged Winterton – bbbrrrr….haunting!

  134. 134
    Co-op Divvy says:

    We always strive to keep to our (m)ethical standards.

  135. 135
    Huntwatch says:

    Prime Minister David Cameron appeared to accidentally follow a high-class escort agency on Twitter.

    Number 10 told the BBC the account had been followed due to an automated system they had in place in 2009. It said it was in the process of unfollowing “inappropriate” accounts.

    Carltons of London’s website said it offered the “finest London escorts to gentlemen of distinction”.

    Downing Street said “following” did not imply the PM’s endorsement.

    It is the latest embarrassing social media incident that has involved Mr Cameron in recent weeks

  136. 136
    cured lefty says:

    If this is the genuine nell carry on .if it is the faker your boring us into a coma

  137. 137
    The British media are cunts says:

    funny how Red Ed seems unwilling to bash the ex boss of a certain bank.

  138. 138
    nellnewman. says:

    Can you spot me in this video?

    Night, night.

  139. 139
    altruism in industry says:

    I’m not sure I am understanding the 4×2
    is it a plank ?

  140. 140
    The British media are cunts says:

    Really? Watching the BBC the Co-op has nothing to do with the Labour party, remember the Tories were in power from 1997.

  141. 141

    Thank you so much. Leaving this green, pleasant and rather cold land tomorrow for warmer climes, after I have raided a few bookshops, naturally.

    I have just realised that Brown’s PhD thesis, The Labour Party and Political Change in Scotland 1918–29 (1982) was made under the supervision of Addison, P. and Brown, J.. I do not recall the media having picked up on this.

    Any chance of nepotism at work? No, surely not in the Labour movement…

  142. 142
    Brian Blessed says:

    Gordon’s ALIVE!

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    The BBC always reports, "The Government has...Labour said..." says:

    Just watched Blinky on BBC News at 10 behind Millipede at PMQs, God awful, blinking like mad with no animation and no flatlining gestures!! GUILTY written over the fat fuckers face FFS!

  144. 144
    altruism in industry says:

    I am quite envious of all these young people and their drug taking experiences

  145. 145
    The legacy of Blair says:

  146. 146
    The British media are cunts says:

    Nick Robinson will be telling us that Brown has been unfairly treated and that Gordon should be left alone as he’s a great man treated badly by the people of Britain and the Daily Mail.

  147. 147
    ed millitwat says:

    Shhh pretend you didnt see that bandwagon roll by

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    The BBC always reports, "The Government has...Labour said..." says:

    Crystal clear!

  149. 149
    Parsnip Botherer says:


  150. 150
    Leah Betts says:

    I’m not.

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    Fishy says:

    Mmmm? Another Labour link?

    Wasn’t David Anderson the David Anderson (there are a number of people of the same name) appointed by TONY BLAIR to head Jobcentre Plus in 2003? He lasted only a couple of years before he went back in to financial services

  152. 152
    altruism in industry says:

    when my acquaintance leaves his holiday place Bulgaria he just assumes the place will be stripped bare when he returns.

  153. 153
    cured lefty says:

    You really are one boring fudd

  154. 154
    Fuckwit dupes for the Libertrian West says:

    Top Totty – Alexiandra Harris

    The Arctic Thirty

    “I beg you to grant me bail”

  155. 155
    cured lefty says:

    You really are one boring fudd

  156. 156
    altruism in industry says:

    somebody said to me “you’ve taken LSD haven’t you ?”
    ” Well yes as it happens, why do you say that ?”
    ” I can tell, you can see who has tripped and those that haven’t”
    ” OK “

  157. 157
    Roma Immigrant says:

    Speak English!

  158. 158
    Dessert Rat says:

    How many pieces

  159. 159
    Somali Immigrant says:

    Echo…speak English!

  160. 160
    South West Roma Watch says:

    Lots of Roma have been seen wandering around the Streets of
    North Somerset looking as if they are carrying out some type of case
    studies for reasons unknown to the indigenous population.

    There English is restricted to just two words “Benefits Office !!”

    How can we help them ? ( out of OUR country for good !!)

    Please advise !!

  161. 161
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Cwispy Pants Bwyant seems to stick.

  162. 162
    ruskie gulag guard says:

    On your knees bitch

  163. 163
    Dessert Rat says:

    Fair do’es, he set out to control the planets temperature rise to 2 degrees and he did even better, the man is a fucking genius, mighty Zeuss would struggle to match the twat!

  164. 164
    Watch & See says:

    Just wait till they get up to their old baby kidnapping tricks

  165. 165
    M102 says:

    Gud with C0ck

  166. 166
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Reply to them in R’oma: Benefits office in France. Go quickly, shuts at 5.

  167. 167
    altruism in industry says:

    so you can look at either of the benches and say “they’ve tripped” ” they haven’t” etc. for example I don’t think William Hague has taken LSD

  168. 168

    Quick where is my solid silver cross & chain plus necklace of fresh Garlic

    or with the multi cultural diversity Guardians prevent me from protecting

    myself from this satanic demon……

  169. 169
    ed millitwat says:

    Itv news at 10 has millitwats reaction to themethical banking enquiry
    No doubt this will be the first enquiry he is against the hypocrtical bastard

  170. 170
    Dessert Rat says:

    Bad luck, we did not have Sven to advise us.

  171. 171
    Anonymous says:

    The man is demented.

  172. 172
    Jacob Rees-Mogg, soon to be ex M.P. says:

    The Roma together with the Bum Sex Marriage Legislation are going to result in me losing my HoC seat in North East Somerset in 2015, because I still insist in supporting Cameron.

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    Its a Majority Decision & we all agree with the way it’s been implemented

    However if he does not like that then he should resign & fcuk off for ever !!!

    The Majority would welcome this happening asap…..

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    ed millitwat says:

    We hath acted with compwetly intwegwity

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    Anonymous says:

    Milliband is squirming like mad he is completly fucked on this

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    M102 says:

    I’d love to be a fly on the wall in their house during the evenings this week.

    I mean in one of their houses.

  177. 177

    Herein, hopefully, lies my security. Where my main home is, few people read books. If they do, they would not be reading English ones. So my house is not such an enticing prospect to try and remove ten tons of printed matter from.

  178. 178

    The same is going to happen to the Deputy Chief Whip for Weston super Mare
    a less than 2,700 majority, he also does all of his masters bidding….
    But for how much longer …….???

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    M102 says:

    Doesn’t matter mate. He’s done the work he was sent here to do. He know’s where he’s going after 2015.

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    Dessert Rat says:

    Samuel would get rid of all those Poles clogging the labour market pretty sharpish!

  181. 181
    RevFlowers Wolf in sheeps clothing says:

    Brokebank Mountain

  182. 182
    Dessert Rat says:

    Christ, you’d have to be on crystal meth to want to shag the harridan

  183. 183
    David Cameron: A life in politics says:

    Once upon a time there was a Conservative voter.

    This voter was very happy until some loony came along and extended marriage to gays, let a bunch of R’oma in and tried to give the UK away to the EU.

    Then this voter voted UKIP.

    The End.

  184. 184
    Mong the Miliband says:

    Demented ? He is a 24 Karat certifiable fruit loop with extra nutty toppings.

    Just don’t leave anything sharp near him, like pens, when he’s around antique furniture…

  185. 185

    But is’nt that just Talk Talk

    or its true

    He will be a Ice Cream Vendor on the Grand Pier !!!

  186. 186
    Anonymous says:

    And by voting ukip it put milliband into downing st and the big red marxist then gobbled up ukip and from that time onwards ukip were never heard of again
    The end

  187. 187
    Fishy says:


    Newsnight are trailing a story for later on in tonight’s episode.

    Is Miliband an ‘ism’?, complete with illustrations of Thatcher and Blair.

    Another BBC puff piece for Miliband? Probably so – it seems that it has been pulled from The Staggers article that examines (hopes) that Miliband is winning the battle of ideas (linked by GF, above). Including the meaningless slogans and the ideas he has stolen from others.

    If it’s not the Guardian or the Independent, it’s the low circulation Staggers that the BBC are dependent on.

    Clearly after today, the BBC needed to give Ed a bit of a leg up.

    I wish the BBC would die. Painfully.

  188. 188
    altruism in industry says:

    It is shameful for his church

  189. 189
    Ed Miliband: A struggle with politics says:

    Once upon a time there was a Labour voter.

    This voter was very happy until some loony came along and extended marriage to gays, let a bunch of R’oma in and tried to give the UK away to the EU. Then his own party said they would have to enjoy this, and caused the voters bank to collapse with a combination of lies, meth and truly awful decision making.

    Then this voter voted UKIP.

    The End.

  190. 190
    Officer Crabtree says:

    I thonk you will find zat stock is ze corruct weird.

  191. 191
    Fishy says:

    Even ITV has it’s share of questionable journalism.

    ITV Interviewer: (Mr Miliband), Is David Cameron trying to make political capital out of these investigations?

    What kind of a fucking question is that?

    Take a free kick Ed, lets give the viewers an impression that Cameron is up to no good.

  192. 192
    Green Greeny says:

    I blame global cooling

  193. 193
    altruism in industry says:

    he says they even stole the outside drainage

  194. 194
    The BBC always reports, "The Government has...Labour said..." says:

    Newsnight are trying to say that the Cons are embarrassed (as well as Liebour) about the Co-Op regarding other bank takeovers! Why doesn’t Paxo just say “Liebour, well they are one of ours”!

  195. 195
    None of the above says:

    None of the above

  196. 196
    Confused reader says:

    Sorry to butt in, but can someone explain the ‘tat’ reference? I’ve seen it appear a few times and I’m none the wiser.

  197. 197

    Benefits office in France. Go quickly, shuts at 5.

    Roma translation =

    ” Birou beneficii în Franța. Du-te repede, se închide la 5.”

    Please copy & paste then print ……frequently

    You are free to chose your own form of Anglo Saxon Greetings to include…..

  198. 198
    C4 news with a old dandy who makes sure we see his fancy socks, every five minutes says:

    We managed to do a report on it without mention the labour party once.

    Well, to be fair we did use the word once in relation Clement Attlee who set up the deal with the USA, but that was in a good context so it was ok.

  199. 199
    Some chap called Nigel says:

    Don’t look at me I’m flat on my back………

  200. 200

    That is veritably descending to the gutter…

  201. 201
    Some guy in the pub says:

  202. 202
    altruism in industry says:

    just fucking sort it fuckwits, remember this ” you are not very clever, all that you are is a representative of the english populace, NOT your mates, not your EU cronies. GOT that ?
    YOU <<<
    do you want to be remembered as a fucking mistake in history ?
    If your plan is to MERGE with the EU I can tell you that is not going to work because they do not LIKE us. SO fuck 'em we don't need them we can make other mates like russia and china and africa.
    but we will need ships and SHIT to protect ourselves with.
    kisses xxx

  203. 203
    tn02 says:

    Yes, but it’s one of his tribe, Rafeal Behr (what a fucking pretentious name), that is his chief proponent.

    It’s a J’ewish/libertarian thing.

    look up the theories of Prof Kevin B MacDonald.

  204. 204
    Blowing Whistles says:

    What’s with the blackout silence about McBride these days – is he under arrest yet?

  205. 205
    BBC (not that BBC) says:

    so is Black Jack Dromey

  206. 206
    Fishy says:

    That was bizarre.

    The clip of Osborne was totally unrelated to the issue of the Co-op’s balance sheet, or the Britannia merger.

    And the Staggers political editor appeared dressed as a Lenin identikit (and sounded like it).

  207. 207
    e456g says:

    And all the ZioLoons!

  208. 208
    nellnewman. says:


  209. 209
    Maximus says:

    Not an ‘ism’ but an ‘itry’ – Milibanditry.

  210. 210
    The British media are cunts says:

    Miliband has started Mongism.

  211. 211
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Don’t tell Snow that he too has been complicit in duping the masses for decades as well. You are a part of the deception Johnny boy and don’t try and hide that you have been a party to perverting the course of justice. You too have abused what is “The Public Interest”.

  212. 212
    Medicated Milliband says:

    Someone once told me that you can put lipstick on a pig but no amount of surgery can hide the fact that you’re a drolling retarded f*cknugget, so we’ll have to put you in the Labour party and hope you get lost in the crowd.

  213. 213
    Some guy in the pub says:

    The government’s job is to do as they are told by the public.

  214. 214
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I remember that piccy of Brown being published in the SCUM – only I was on holiday unlawful fucking holiday when it was published.

    What goes around comes around; and Rupe is and has been up to his fucking neck in all the corruption and fraud that has been perpetrated against the British Public – in cahoots with his glove-puppets in government – be they labour or Tory.

  215. 215
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:


  216. 216
    altruism in industry says:

    you could say that, I would have thought it but wouldn’t have the courage to type it

  217. 217
    altruism in industry says:

    I know that and you know that but I think they think their job is to lord it over the plebs

  218. 218
    Some guy in the pub says:

    I don’t like the plebs much myself, but that doesn’t mean the government can forget their right to a voice.

  219. 219
    altruism in industry says:

    I have been putting all the things together in my head to make sense of all the recent news and I have reduced it down to FEAR. Well can we get somebody in charge who is not AFRAID to be English/British ?

  220. 220
    Green Greeny says:

    I am sure there are people who would be happy to arrange that Mr Davey.

    I would prefer you to resign before the skeleton flops out of the closet.

  221. 221
    Cock-a-doodle-doo says:

  222. 222
    altruism in industry says:

    yes, thank god somebody agrees with me.

  223. 223
    Vroom vroom says:

    Huhne liked high revs.

  224. 224
    Al says:

    You should get out of the pub more.

  225. 225
    Or Welsh says:

  226. 226
  227. 227
    The BBC are cunts says:



  228. 228
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Point noted – but WHERE THE FUCK WERE THE TORY’S during the reign of terror – where the fuck were you lot – neutered and silenced by Rupe – until he finally got fed up with them – and shifted to the other side (As is Rupes MO) that’s where the Tory’s were.

    LibLabConners – the lot of you – all sucking Rupes cock and dirty dollar. Gutless and spineless wanchors.

  229. 229
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Murdoch – has cottoned on to the public outrage against all the AGW / CC garbage – that is just a tax ruse – that his american friends created.

    Trying to steal a headstart on the public opinion eh Rupe and claim to be ahead of the game – fuck off rupe and die you sad old bastard.

  230. 230
    The HunchBrown of Not-My-Fault says:

    Why drag me to parliament? Don’t you know I’m the prime minister?
    I have very important PFI contracts to sign off on and splurging…erm..I mean…investments in schools and hospitals to attend.

    Don’t fucking well bother me again with this voting shite. Leave that to the thicko back benches. That’s what we pay them for.

    Leave me alone!

  231. 231

    + 35M

    Sooner rather than later………Please…

  232. 232
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  233. 233
    The HunchBrown of Not-My-Fault says:

    To be fair he has been on about green energy being a waste of time or several years now.

  234. 234
    כריס says:

    Look up the theories of a discredited Antisemite.

    Next you’ll be telling people to read Mein Kampf…

  235. 235
    zizz says:

    —-including that tax free offshore trust the Labour Party showed me how to set up-

    -my sons have been so grateful.

  236. 236
    The HunchBrown of Not-My-Fault says:

    Vote for a kip.
    I sleep all day now. It’s night I am on caino.com999.
    I am winning and am only £459,000 in the red.

  237. 237
    Santiago Rodriguez says:

    Oh you are awful!

  238. 238
    The HunchBrown of Not-My-Fault says:

    What’s so funny about a big black cock?
    I don’t get it?

  239. 239
    Mong the Miliband says:

    You are Ed Balls. I claim my free £5 and the right to blink like someone on meth for the rest of the year.

  240. 240
    Mong the Miliband says:

    Dave, shooting from the Hip. Next he will be talking about Sam Cam’s pussy with Schofield on the sofa, and this will not be an interview about Larry.

  241. 241
    Lamingtonia says:

    It’s an Ozzie thing

  242. 242
    Insight into Labour policy meetings - The Brown years says:

  243. 243
    The HunchBrown of Not-My-Fault says:

    I think I’ll write a new book.
    I shall call it Mien Kamp ducks!

  244. 244
    Ed Milibiscuit says:

  245. 245
    Owen Jizz says:

    The big red bit at the top looks very engorged. A fine specimen.

    I wouldn’t mind that waking me suddenly in the morning.


  246. 246
  247. 247
    A passing idiot says:

    Here is a man with a very big cock:

  248. 248
    Dave let them wear extra jumpers says:

  249. 249
    Foxie says:

    I’m really embarrassed to admit that I have no idea wrt the connection between fizzy orange and McMental. Please explain…

  250. 250
  251. 251
    Podiceps says:


  252. 252

    It has to be said that one imagines that the miscreant was a Balkan hopper.

  253. 253
    Twonk alert says:

    Did we all see that American twonk on Sky yesterday claiming that the devastating floods in Sardinia were all down to the Med sea warming and not just a particularly heavy storm (which happens quite a lot in that part of the world at this time of the year).

  254. 254
    Remedial classroom says:

    Sue, dear, do try to keep up. BBC now stands for Big Black Cocks.

  255. 255

    It is rumoured that Ed Miliband’s blank sheet of paper is entitled: Why Labour Is Now Fit to Run the Country.

  256. 256
    Eagles Greatest Hits says:

    … and take it to the limit one more time?

  257. 257
    Fellow traveller says:

    That’s why we now have radio tagging chips in our passports.

  258. 258
    Fellow traveller says:

    It’s cockney rhyming slang for chosen ones. Doesn’t scan but you get the idea.

  259. 259
    Earwig O says:

    Well WTF don’t they all just jump off the Forth bridge then? Would not even need to close a motorway either! Always a bright side to look upon…

  260. 260
    Earwig O says:

    ‘tat’ used to post complete left wing bollocks and garbage under the name of ‘Thick as Thieves’ – until he was dr*ven off by other posters. Hope that helps.

  261. 261
    Stuffed Secretary says:

    Ed, sorry for the delay, my typewriter broke, but rest assured the draft demand for a public enquiry will be ready for next week’s PMQs.

  262. 262
    Stuffed Secretary says:

    .. a complete ‘snow’ job as the Yanks would have it.

  263. 263
    Stuffed Secretary says:

    .. or in the rear seats of very expensive automobiles either…

  264. 264
    Lord Manglebum of Fondleboys says:

    GB spent 10 days in the Priory outside Thatcham in Berks earlier this year. I bet the office of G&S B won’t be putting that through the books. The man is bipolar and always has been. Sympathy on one level but you wouldn’t employ an epileptic as a pyro-technician would you?

  265. 265
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Bilderbergers/Common Purpose/Frankfurt School!

  266. 266
    Bob Ainsworth says:

    I resent your insinuation that I was useless and an over promoted street sweepers supervisor.

    Snatch Land Rover’s were perfectly safe vehicles for soldiers, as long as they were not in them, when an IED was detonated, which I strongly advised at the time.

  267. 267
    Duke Ellington says:

    “Man, if you have to ask what jazz is, you’ll never know.”

  268. 268
    Closer than you think says:

    The link is Common Purpose. It resides in all three major parties.

  269. 269
    nellnewman The Marxist in Residence says:

    Downing Street not denying David”Flashman” Cameron now calls renewable subsidies “green crap”. Just say they “don’t recognise” the phrase.

  270. 270
    Closer than you think says:

    “Well WTF don’t they all just jump off the Forth bridge then?”

    Because the self loathing lefties want to take everyone else with them.

    To do that, we have to be ‘educated’ into self loathing. Why do you think lefties always try and control the language and what is percieved to be good or bad?
    It’s because they can, via that control, label and demonise any who think differently or who are not ‘on message’.

    The left are evil and there are over 150 million graves of innocents to prove it.

  271. 271
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:


  272. 272
    There's a name for that says:


  273. 273
    The entire Miliband clan are vomit enducing Marxist scum says:

    Miliband’s grandfather Samuel, murdered quite a few Pole’s on behalf of the Russian red army.

    Even though he himself was born in Poland, he decided that killing people who had given him and his family safe haven, was the right thing to do, for socialism of course.

  274. 274
    BarryW says:

    Nonsense, a bit of 4×2 is a bit of high quality flannel used to clean the barrel of a .303 Lee-Enfield rifle as any fool knows.
    Came in rolls 4 inches wide with a red strip every 2 inches.

  275. 275
    fnar fnar says:

    Sound of slippery PR politician distancing self from band-wagon which was once just too trendy. However, I do not expect Sam’s daddy to be sending his wind-mills back any time soon.

  276. 276
    The Wrong Miliband says:

    Exactly. The Co-op and the Labour Party are fully integrated.

  277. 277
    Thar she blows >>> says:

    But it all now seems to be fully dis-integrating.

  278. 278
    James Whistler says:

    Yes, I wish I’d said that.

  279. 279
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    He is welcome to them – so long as Dave stops sending his daily/weekly subsidy for the bloody things. The Roma will soon be here chopping them down as s-crap!!

  280. 280
    Get the Piano wire says:

    Gordon is a cNUT; Balls is a cNUT, militwit is a clueless cNUNT= they are all useless and dangerous cNUTs

  281. 281
    Anonymous says:

    Belongs behind bars. Has screwed up England for generations and nobody in England has ever voted for him.

  282. 282
    Flying over the Westminster Village says:

    Prostitutes in Downing Street now.

    I wonder who let them through the gates.

  283. 283
    Hairyet Hairperson says:

    Mm mmmm

  284. 284
    David Wisteria says:

    I used to think a green cap was an environmentally correct condom.

    Silly silly me.

  285. 285
    Flying over the Westminster Village says:

    Carney is the one putting the shits up me

  286. 286
    To fizz or not to fizz says:

  287. 287
    P C Hogwash says:

    Before letting those women through the gates we obtained Counsel’s opinion that it was safe to do so, so that is us in the clear.

  288. 288
    Bollocks Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Note to all news editors :

    All bulletins must contain Labour’s vehement denials of links with the crystal methodist.

  289. 289
    Phil from Pentonville says:

    Do you think he will be allowed to vote in 2015?

  290. 290
    nellnewman. says:

    Good Morning MonikerThief how are we this fine morning?

    Good news that cameron and Downing Street seem to be finally coming to the same opinion as me that gordonbrown and militwit’s anthropogenic global warming taxes are a load of rubbish.

  291. 291
    Ed says:

    He’s a nightmare

  292. 292
    nellnewman. says:

    Presumably gordongloom has now retreated from the HoC back to his darkened study in kirkcoddy and will not reappear anymore in Westminster much before July 2014 when the House breaks up for summer recess.

  293. 293
    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    And this man was PM and Cof E. Is it any wonder we are totally fucked, yet…unless Cameron wakes up we will see the shower of shit that is Liebor back in 2015 and then we really will be fighting for space on the lifeboats.

  294. 294
    Phil from Pentonville says:

    Labour have serious questions to answer here.

    The most important one is just where is the Reverend Flowers now.

    And if the FSA think this is funny they might be in for a big big shock.

  295. 295
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Seems like the Scottish, one-eyed, snot gobbler has forgotten one small but important thing.
    He is a PUBLIC SERVANT!!
    Time to start acting like one or JUST FUCKING RESIGN!!


  296. 296
    A Finn says:

    All sauna sessions are nude and mixed. Why wouldn’t they be?

  297. 297
    wee matt mcginn says:

    This says a great deal about the poor deluded voters in his constituency but he surely will not be elected will he?

  298. 298
    (Not so)Dangerous Brian says:

    Therin lies the real dichotomy, there are millions in the UK who will vote for incumbents of all 3 major parties, it wouldnt matter how bent they, or their predecessors in and out og government are and were.
    How could anyone in their right mind vote for Labour, following Iraq, Browns Bigot gaffe, Balls and Mrs flipping and troughing like pigs and thousands of other incidents? The current mix of common purpose woofter loving climate change zealots are just as poor and probably crazier in their own deluded and greedy ways yet they all seem confident that they can win elections. Cameroon is sh*te and he smashed Millibad yesterday which shows the quality of crap we have to listen to. Give the bas*ards a bloody nose in the Euro elections and an even bloodier one at the GE.

  299. 299
    Brit says:

    I do rather object to these people being called “British”.

  300. 300
    I'm Mandy try me says:

    Oooh, those were the days but its all behind me now – but looking back, it was then!

  301. 301
    I hate socialists. says:

    You would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh.
    What a shower of losers.

  302. 302
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    They were really quick to spot Burgess, MacLean, Philby, Blunt, Cairncross, Blake, etc., etc!

  303. 303
    Anonymous says:

    fair enough but still a boring k;unt!

  304. 304
    Just a'goblin says:

    Lord of the Rings

  305. 305
    D. Jones says:

    loves chimney stacks

  306. 306
    retardEd says:

    I am calling for a public enquiwy!

    No, only joking :)

  307. 307
    Slightly less confused reader says:


  308. 308
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Socialism is a mental disorder and Labour is the asylum

  309. 309
    Old Hal says:

    Well his tenancy at at his constituency might be curtailed, by deselection, now who else in Jockland would work for all his vacated constituency, there is no shortage of wannabes in Scotish Liebore

  310. 310
    Old Hal says:

    Even worse if he knows something about Cons. involvement or two former Coop Bank chairmen or directors, if he keeps stumm or he dosen’t know anything he has been a very silly boy, that is the first thing he should have done, it’s called self protection

  311. 311
    Old Hal says:

    No, but I will not be around to see the Thames rise by 4 metres at low tide it will be quite a few years yet, maybe 50 odd years, so you won’t be around either.

  312. 312
    Old Hal says:

    Should have used K Y Jelly

  313. 313
    Old Hal says:

    I couldn’t afford that.

  314. 314
    Petercrowbotkins says:

    he won’t rest until he get an apology from the british public for being so nasty to him, that now he is all bitter, sad, angry, onaism addicted hater of nice things. That will learn you. HA!

  315. 315
    Petercrowbotkins says:

    that’s bullshit, I didn’t have any debt under Labour, but thankfully due to them I am paying for it now. That will teach me for being prudent with my cash. You know like Brown was with ours.

  316. 316
    Petercrowbotkins says:

    a vote for UKIP is a vote for Assad. Dam Kippers trying at all costs to not kick off world war III…and Cameron is the liberal?

  317. 317
    Petercrowbotkins says:

    I’m left wing and an ex-labour voter. Once I started having sex and not feeling bitter about all my personality flaws and my inability to be normal around amazing attractive young rich ladies in riding gear whom thought they were better then me just cause they were rich and that, but they weren’t. Like I said once I started having sex, the need for taxation, support of the welfare state, voting anyone but torys, and voting because you know its the lesser of the evils in my mind of course I can’t quite remember the Tory Alistair Campbell making shit up, or the Tories presiding over the biggest crash since the depression. See that’s what I like best about Labour its the non evil stuff they do.

  318. 318
    Labour voting Dug Crap! says:

    He should resign!

  319. 319
  320. 320
    Petercrowbotkins says:

    you don’t? DMT then perhaps?

  321. 321
    Petercrowbotkins says:

    vote tory get ukip?

  322. 322
    Petercrowbotkins says:

    the governments job is to govern and tell the public to shut the fuck up and say, ‘what Labour, but this isn’t like they have been out of power for 18 years, they were doing a shit job 3 years ago, remember? Really Labour, seriously, Labour, Ed Balls?’

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