November 20th, 2013

Prime Mentalist Flips Out at Whips For Being Made to Work

Tory MPs walking to the Tea Room report that Gordon has been loudly remonstrating Labour whips in their office so loudly that they could hear from the corridor. The former Prime Mentalist is apparently rather unhappy at being made to come back to vote, as he is paid to do, when the Tory army rebellion was beaten comfortably. One tells Guido he was “having an absolute barney”. It’s almost as if he’s an ex-politician resenting being made to represent his constituents… 


325 Comments

  1. 1
    David B says:

    What’s the “as if”! He’s just there to collect the cheque

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  2. 4
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Good day for Labour:- Co-Op Bank resignations: Dromey twittering like a twat: Miliband being deconstructed at PMQs by one of his own MPs; Brown raging bullshit.

    All it needs now is for Rev Flower to drop some senior Labour Co Op MPs in the shit.

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    • 21
      Keeping sane says:

      I think we should send a large dose of Ketamine to Flower Power

      To thank him for all the stout work he has done

      And encourage him to continue

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    • 30
      broderick crawford says:

      ED EX LAX SAYS

      you called ??

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      • 54
        The GREAT BRTISH PUBLIC says:

        Don’t forget Re*nt Bo*ys & the political ruling class, that always goes down
        very well with Voters…….to learn who has been up who’s fcuking ar*rse more
        so on expenses….. sounds like a fcuk finding mission !!!!

        Sounds like the perfect storm is cu*ming for Red Ed’s brigade of divi*ants

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    • 59
      Stella Creasy says:

      Me me me me me me me

      Pleeease, let it be meeeeeeeeee

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    • 143
      The British media are cunts says:

      Really? Watching the BBC the Co-op has nothing to do with the Labour party, remember the Tories were in power from 1997.

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    • 313
      Old Hal says:

      Even worse if he knows something about Cons. involvement or two former Coop Bank chairmen or directors, if he keeps stumm or he dosen’t know anything he has been a very silly boy, that is the first thing he should have done, it’s called self protection

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  3. 5
    Alf says:

    The man should have been sectioned many years ago.

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  4. 6
    Black Jack says:

    Blackgaycock.net. Enjoy

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  5. 8
    Jazz Porridge says:

    What a sickening sense of entitlement!

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    • 10
      50 days to save planet Earth from God knows what says:

      Be fair. He was right in the middle of writing volume VII of his autobiography.

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      • 32
        nellnewman. says:

        Hmm think that was ‘Heroes of the World who have emulated my example’ due for publication early 2015 just before the next election to ensure his constituents re-elect him to the profitable zero hours contract he is so enjoying.

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      • 33
        Falkirk says:

        And he saved the world after first abolishing boom and bust. The lack of gratitude is sickening.

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        • 166
          Dessert Rat says:

          Fair do’es, he set out to control the planets temperature rise to 2 degrees and he did even better, the man is a fucking genius, mighty Zeuss would struggle to match the twat!

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          • Twonk alert says:

            Did we all see that American twonk on Sky yesterday claiming that the devastating floods in Sardinia were all down to the Med sea warming and not just a particularly heavy storm (which happens quite a lot in that part of the world at this time of the year).

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          • Old Hal says:

            No, but I will not be around to see the Thames rise by 4 metres at low tide it will be quite a few years yet, maybe 50 odd years, so you won’t be around either.

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  6. 9
    I've got something in my pocket for you... says:

    Why doesn’t someone just punch him in the face..? Are other MP’s scared of him..?

    I’ll wager that if he was bitch slapped, he’d go down faster than Jack Dromey on a BBC…

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  7. 11
    I'm only a comedian, I'm just 'avin' a laugh says:

    The lunatics have taken over the asylum.

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  8. 12
    I'm Sue, who tried to keep him sane says:

    Another Nokia moment?

    OMG

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  9. 13
    Ringtone for the Monocular Mentalcase says:

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  10. 19
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Gordon Brown is a complete disgrace, he should be thrown out parliament for gross misconduct.

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  11. 23
    Tom Catesby says:

    Withdraw the whip, ther are also procedures for non-attendance. this clown is paid public money to turn up and represent those foolish enough to vote for the fruit cake!

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  12. 25
    nellnewman. says:

    Well that’s no surprise is it?

    gordon’s contempt for our Armed Forces was always evident when he was PM – that he should be forced back to the HoC to do a days work when he’d rather be swanning abroad in order to vote on the Armed Forces whom he regards as unworthy of his interest must have been a gross insult to his inferior intellect.

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  13. 26
    Reuters always first with the news says:

    Do you know who the Labour Chief Whip is?

    It’s our Rosie Winterton

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosie_Winterton

    She won’t tolerate any shit from Brown

    and

    wiki: “he used taxpayers’ cash to soundproof the bedroom of her south London flat” – so she does not like noise….

    This all brings back happy memories of Mock Tudor Beams, porn, duckhouses, moats and all the other kit these rascals got us to pay for them

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  14. 27
    mmm says:

    Bad day for Labour all round.

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  15. 28
    broderick crawford says:

    why doesn t sonebody appoint him the new permanent chairman of the co op ang get shot of him once for alll

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  16. 31
    Gordon Brown says:

    I saved the world, laddie!

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  17. 35
    Lefty C*unt Jon Snow says:

    I have now read some of the classified docкументs that Edward Snowden stole from the US Government. As Komrade Mason will now report the Yanks have been trying to identify which Brits might have been a threat to both the US and Britian.

    As a self important lefty tosser, let me say that I think that it’s a disgrace that people like Richard Reid were stopped from blowing up his plane and that the liquid bombers were not allowed to go ahead with their plans and blow thousands of people to smithereens.

    This was a clear infringement of their human right to express their disgust with the west, this denial of expression should not have been tolerated.

    As a self important too big for my boots journalist, I also think that it’s disgraceful that GCHQ and the security Service will not appear before me to explain themselves.

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    • 41
      broderick crawford says:

      how are things in kentish town jon .

      d you still live there if so is rio s health club still in business and does it still run those nude mixed sauna sessions ?

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    • 44
      hush says:

      by all means nail the crooks but a state-wide spy programme is big government run wild, a form of control that Gordon Brown would love

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    • 45
      i don't n eed no doctor says:

      And Gary Gibboon couldn’t wait to slag off Cameron over PMQs. C4 lefty twats.
      Jon bus pass scrounger Snow, wanker.

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      • 56
        White rabbit says:

        Channel 4 news is so ridiculously partisan that it’s wonderful entertainment.
        From their glinting widening eyes when interviewing anyone of moderate right of centre views to their cringing obsequious flattery when chatting to their lefty pals.

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    • 51
      rick says:

      At the height of the cold war, one of the heads MI5 was a KGB mole – and after he fled to the Soviet Union, he was made a general in the KGB. We will probably never know who GCHQ actually work for. You may be certain it is not for us.

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    • 55
      Anonymous says:

      Don’t trust Snow, nor any of the political class of the West.

      It’s not a case of one or the other.

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      • 72
        altruism in industry says:

        I did always think that there exists a self perpetuating collection of patriotic civil servants, loyal to England and it’s populace through her Madge, who kept an eye on the politicians to stop them doing anything disastrous but I think I might have been deluded.

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        • 101
          altruism in industry says:

          how else to explain the behavior, which looks like the actions of 5th columnists? The only thing I can think is that there is a secret cabal within the Government who have determined to force UK to merge with the euros. And in that way dismissing all concepts of democracy because they have no love at all for the populace only for themselves and their cronies.

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      • 226
        Vroom vroom says:

        Huhne liked high revs.

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  18. 38
    Brown's Bottom says:

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    • 69
      Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

      ‘Vince Cable, he’s not able to chair the G-20 table’

      Fuck off, Gordo.

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  19. 43
    bbc salford wastrel says:

    Poor diddums, having to show up for work!

    It takes something special for Labour to point out a public sector shirker.

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  20. 46
    9 incher says:

    Someone tweet a picture or actually send Jack Dromey a massive black strap on cock.

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  21. 47
    Ralph Miliband says:

    I hate a Britain. It makes me puke.

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  22. 49
    Good riddance says:

    Splendid news that a muslim from Britain was killed fighting in Syria. I think we should encourage all muslim men here to go and fight with their brothers in Syria.

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  23. 50
    GORDON McMENTAL McMAD McBROWN says:

    How very dare you question my multi million pound global swanning exercise ?

    I saved the world you know !

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  24. 52
    Get the Piano wire says:

    Yes he is as mad as a bucket of frogs and, as my granny used to say, you can tell an awful lot about a man by way of the company he keeps, ain’t that right Balls?

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  25. 57
    Jack Dromey says:

    My favourite film is Men In Black Men.

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  26. 58
    Jack Dromey says:

    I also enjoy Buttman & Throbbin, Bareblack to the Future and Booty on my Beast.

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    • 65
      Harriet Harman says:

      Excellent! And 30 years ago I campaigned to legalalise páedophilia, and I went on to support an illegal war that killed half a million people.

      Now I’m deputy leader of the Party!

      What could possibly go wrong?

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  27. 63
    Voters of Kirkaldy says:

    We’d vote for a turd if it had a red rosette on it.

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  28. 66
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    BRITANNIA CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS !!

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    • 90
      nellnewman. says:

      Ho Hum Why would anybody believe these people?

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      • 154
        Fishy says:

        Mmmm? Another Labour link?

        Wasn’t David Anderson the David Anderson (there are a number of people of the same name) appointed by TONY BLAIR to head Jobcentre Plus in 2003? He lasted only a couple of years before he went back in to financial services

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  29. 70
    Owen Jones says:

    I’ve realised I’ve been wasting my life supporting Lefty cretins.

    Damn. Time to get a real job and.. succeed. Succeed? Ooh, feels like a dirty word! Effort? Excellence? Damn, it will be hard, but the early 20th Century ain’t coming back!

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    • 79
      nellnewman. says:

      Like RedEd you just need to keep believing that the UK electorate is moving to the left and going to vote for you en masse in 2015. And having just listened to the revelations about labour’s ‘ethical’ failed banker the Revd Flowers – why wouldn’t they?!!

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    • 81
      Will says:

      owen I find it strange that leftwingers and the guardian actively support a muslim state in the uk. You can bet of they did get power all of you would be the first to suffer as gays and free speech would be outlawed. So be careful what you wish for as the result may not be pleasant !!!

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      • 128
        JH234982304982304235 says:

        But it is what they wish for – self destruction.

        It’s the only escape from their deep, deep self loathing and they desperately wish for the freedom of the grave.

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        • 262
          Earwig O says:

          Well WTF don’t they all just jump off the Forth bridge then? Would not even need to close a motorway either! Always a bright side to look upon…

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          • Closer than you think says:

            “Well WTF don’t they all just jump off the Forth bridge then?”

            Because the self loathing lefties want to take everyone else with them.

            To do that, we have to be ‘educated’ into self loathing. Why do you think lefties always try and control the language and what is percieved to be good or bad?
            It’s because they can, via that control, label and demonise any who think differently or who are not ‘on message’.

            The left are evil and there are over 150 million graves of innocents to prove it.

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  30. 76
    nellnewman says:

    I love big black gay cock!

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  31. 77
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    I’m not an ex-politician: I am a has-been politician.

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    • 88
      nellnewman. says:

      What gordon was is the most economically illiterate Chancellor and the worst most socially inept PM we ever had.

      If militwit and balls ever make no10 and no11 they may excel him in his awfulness!!

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  32. 80
    The Co-op says:

    Gud with fud.

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  33. 86
    The Co-op says:

    Gud with coke.

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  34. 87
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    He really is a massive cnut

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  35. 92
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    NO FLOWERS PLEASE; DONATIONS TO THE LABOUR PARTY, C/O RED LEN IN FALKIRK.

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    • 95
      nellnewman. says:

      Absolutely brilliant portrayal of labour!! Well Done!

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      • 99
        nellnewman. says:

        But you can’t quite see me sucking the Rev. Flowers’s cock, just out of shot.

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        • 100
          nellnewman. says:

          Owen it’s passed your bedtime – you have to face it – the lefties have lost this argument – stop being offensive to grown-ups and go to bed!

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          • nellnewman. says:

            But the lefties are leading the polls!

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          • nellnewman. says:

            Lefties leading the polls? At this point in the electoral cycle for michael foot he was 20+ points ahead and for kinnochio he was 16+ points ahead .

            No opposition leader at this point in the electoral cycle has ever won a forthcoming election without being well into double figures.

            But hey! militwit may just be the exception!

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          • nellnewman. says:

            Vote UKIP!

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      • 138
        Huntwatch says:

        Prime Minister David Cameron appeared to accidentally follow a high-class escort agency on Twitter.

        Number 10 told the BBC the account had been followed due to an automated system they had in place in 2009. It said it was in the process of unfollowing “inappropriate” accounts.

        Carltons of London’s website said it offered the “finest London escorts to gentlemen of distinction”.

        Downing Street said “following” did not imply the PM’s endorsement.

        It is the latest embarrassing social media incident that has involved Mr Cameron in recent weeks

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  36. 93
    The Co-op says:

    Gud with crack.

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  37. 98
    nellnewman. says:

    Fred the Shred and Revd Flowers the ethical bankers promoted by labour!!

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  38. 105
    nellnewman. says:

    I’m all for gay marriage. It’s a Tory vote winner!

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    • 114
      Owen Jones says:

      You’re boring and pathetic, tat.

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      • 199
        Confused reader says:

        Sorry to butt in, but can someone explain the ‘tat’ reference? I’ve seen it appear a few times and I’m none the wiser.

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    • 116
      nellnewman. says:

      Well it may not be a vote winner but it is not a vote loser of the same proportions that the growing scandal surrounding labour’s ‘ethical’ banker the Revd Flowers is . Poor labour!

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      • 126
        nellnewman. says:

        “Well it may not be a vote winner”

        Ah! cracks are beginning to show in the conservative rump?

        (double entendre btw!)
        ;)

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      • 133
        Troo Blue says:

        Shurely you’re noticing that it doesn’t matter even if Miliwank and Fat Ed fucked on national TV that they’re getting in? The recovery is very much on! and Tory numbers are not and have not been in a position for majority Gov in decades. It’s over.

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        • 301
          (Not so)Dangerous Brian says:

          Therin lies the real dichotomy, there are millions in the UK who will vote for incumbents of all 3 major parties, it wouldnt matter how bent they, or their predecessors in and out og government are and were.
          How could anyone in their right mind vote for Labour, following Iraq, Browns Bigot gaffe, Balls and Mrs flipping and troughing like pigs and thousands of other incidents? The current mix of common purpose woofter loving climate change zealots are just as poor and probably crazier in their own deluded and greedy ways yet they all seem confident that they can win elections. Cameroon is sh*te and he smashed Millibad yesterday which shows the quality of crap we have to listen to. Give the bas*ards a bloody nose in the Euro elections and an even bloodier one at the GE.

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  39. 106
    The Co-op says:

    There’s meth to our madness.

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  40. 107
    Ed Balls says:

    Ed Balls

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  41. 111

    …remonstrating is being used here in transitive mode and thus should be followed by a preposition, in this case with.

    Returned from Guinea, Conakry yesterday. Moving from 34° to 2° is a bit of a shock to the system. Greetings to all, friends and foes.

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    • 131
      Podiceps says:

      Welcome back to the madhouse.

      I can’t see Brown ‘remonstrating with’ anyone — far too polite. I think Guido was trying to say that he was monstering them over and over again.

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      • 144

        Thank you so much. Leaving this green, pleasant and rather cold land tomorrow for warmer climes, after I have raided a few bookshops, naturally.

        I have just realised that Brown’s PhD thesis, The Labour Party and Political Change in Scotland 1918–29 (1982) was made under the supervision of Addison, P. and Brown, J.. I do not recall the media having picked up on this.

        Any chance of nepotism at work? No, surely not in the Labour movement…

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  42. 120
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    Dear, oh dear; I’ve pissed myself laughing at this.

    No wait, I just pissed myself. Nurse!

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  43. 122
    adolpho Harmanler says:

    I wish I hadnt turned up for work on my final day

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  44. 129
    co-op boss says:

    I have always supported methical banking

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  45. 130
    nellnewman. says:

    Night Folks, have to be up early – time for bed. God Bless.

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  46. 137
    Co-op Divvy says:

    We always strive to keep to our (m)ethical standards.

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  47. 140
    The British media are cunts says:

    funny how Red Ed seems unwilling to bash the ex boss of a certain bank.

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  48. 145
    Brian Blessed says:

    Gordon’s ALIVE!

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    • 171
      The GREAT BRTISH PUBLIC says:

      Quick where is my solid silver cross & chain plus necklace of fresh Garlic

      or with the multi cultural diversity Guardians prevent me from protecting

      myself from this satanic demon……

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  49. 146
    The BBC always reports, "The Government has...Labour said..." says:

    Just watched Blinky on BBC News at 10 behind Millipede at PMQs, God awful, blinking like mad with no animation and no flatlining gestures!! GUILTY written over the fat fuckers face FFS!

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  50. 147
    altruism in industry says:

    I am quite envious of all these young people and their drug taking experiences

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    • 153
      Leah Betts says:

      I’m not.

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      • 159
        altruism in industry says:

        somebody said to me “you’ve taken LSD haven’t you ?”
        ” Well yes as it happens, why do you say that ?”
        ” I can tell, you can see who has tripped and those that haven’t”
        ” OK “

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  51. 148
    The legacy of Blair says:

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    • 201
      C4 news with a old dandy who makes sure we see his fancy socks, every five minutes says:

      We managed to do a report on it without mention the labour party once.

      Well, to be fair we did use the word once in relation Clement Attlee who set up the deal with the USA, but that was in a good context so it was ok.

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      • 214
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Don’t tell Snow that he too has been complicit in duping the masses for decades as well. You are a part of the deception Johnny boy and don’t try and hide that you have been a party to perverting the course of justice. You too have abused what is “The Public Interest”.

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      • 305
        (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

        They were really quick to spot Burgess, MacLean, Philby, Blunt, Cairncross, Blake, etc., etc!

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  52. 149
    The British media are cunts says:

    Nick Robinson will be telling us that Brown has been unfairly treated and that Gordon should be left alone as he’s a great man treated badly by the people of Britain and the Daily Mail.

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    • 176
      The GREAT BRTISH PUBLIC says:

      Its a Majority Decision & we all agree with the way it’s been implemented

      However if he does not like that then he should resign & fcuk off for ever !!!

      The Majority would welcome this happening asap…..

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  53. 157
    Fuckwit dupes for the Libertrian West says:

    Top Totty – Alexiandra Harris

    The Arctic Thirty

    “I beg you to grant me bail”

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  54. 163
    South West Roma Watch says:

    Lots of Roma have been seen wandering around the Streets of
    North Somerset looking as if they are carrying out some type of case
    studies for reasons unknown to the indigenous population.

    There English is restricted to just two words “Benefits Office !!”

    How can we help them ? ( out of OUR country for good !!)

    Please advise !!

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    • 167
      Watch & See says:

      Just wait till they get up to their old baby kidnapping tricks

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    • 169
      Casual Observer 4 says:

      Reply to them in R’oma: Benefits office in France. Go quickly, shuts at 5.

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      • 200
        The GREAT BRTISH PUBLIC says:

        Benefits office in France. Go quickly, shuts at 5.

        Roma translation =

        ” Birou beneficii în Franța. Du-te repede, se închide la 5.”

        Please copy & paste then print ……frequently

        You are free to chose your own form of Anglo Saxon Greetings to include…..

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    • 175
      Jacob Rees-Mogg, soon to be ex M.P. says:

      The Roma together with the Bum Sex Marriage Legislation are going to result in me losing my HoC seat in North East Somerset in 2015, because I still insist in supporting Cameron.

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      • 181
        The GREAT BRTISH PUBLIC says:

        The same is going to happen to the Deputy Chief Whip for Weston super Mare
        a less than 2,700 majority, he also does all of his masters bidding….
        But for how much longer …….???

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      • 182
        M102 says:

        Doesn’t matter mate. He’s done the work he was sent here to do. He know’s where he’s going after 2015.

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        • 188
          The GREAT BRTISH PUBLIC says:

          But is’nt that just Talk Talk

          or its true

          He will be a Ice Cream Vendor on the Grand Pier !!!

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  55. 172
    ed millitwat says:

    Itv news at 10 has millitwats reaction to themethical banking enquiry
    No doubt this will be the first enquiry he is against the hypocrtical bastard

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    • 194
      Fishy says:

      Even ITV has it’s share of questionable journalism.

      ITV Interviewer: (Mr Miliband), Is David Cameron trying to make political capital out of these investigations?

      What kind of a fucking question is that?

      Take a free kick Ed, lets give the viewers an impression that Cameron is up to no good.

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  56. 174
    Anonymous says:

    The man is demented.

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    • 187
      Mong the Miliband says:

      Demented ? He is a 24 Karat certifiable fruit loop with extra nutty toppings.

      Just don’t leave anything sharp near him, like pens, when he’s around antique furniture…

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  57. 177
    ed millitwat says:

    We hath acted with compwetly intwegwity

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  58. 178
    Anonymous says:

    Milliband is squirming like mad he is completly fucked on this

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  59. 186
    David Cameron: A life in politics says:

    Once upon a time there was a Conservative voter.

    This voter was very happy until some loony came along and extended marriage to gays, let a bunch of R’oma in and tried to give the UK away to the EU.

    Then this voter voted UKIP.

    The End.

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    • 189
      Anonymous says:

      And by voting ukip it put milliband into downing st and the big red marxist then gobbled up ukip and from that time onwards ukip were never heard of again
      The end

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      • 192
        Ed Miliband: A struggle with politics says:

        Once upon a time there was a Labour voter.

        This voter was very happy until some loony came along and extended marriage to gays, let a bunch of R’oma in and tried to give the UK away to the EU. Then his own party said they would have to enjoy this, and caused the voters bank to collapse with a combination of lies, meth and truly awful decision making.

        Then this voter voted UKIP.

        The End.

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      • 324
        Petercrowbotkins says:

        vote tory get ukip?

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    • 198
      None of the above says:

      None of the above

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  60. 190
    Fishy says:

    Wooo!

    Newsnight are trailing a story for later on in tonight’s episode.

    Is Miliband an ‘ism’?, complete with illustrations of Thatcher and Blair.

    Another BBC puff piece for Miliband? Probably so – it seems that it has been pulled from The Staggers article that examines (hopes) that Miliband is winning the battle of ideas (linked by GF, above). Including the meaningless slogans and the ideas he has stolen from others.

    If it’s not the Guardian or the Independent, it’s the low circulation Staggers that the BBC are dependent on.

    Clearly after today, the BBC needed to give Ed a bit of a leg up.

    I wish the BBC would die. Painfully.

    http://www.newstatesman.com/2013/11/what-milibandism

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    • 197
      The BBC always reports, "The Government has...Labour said..." says:

      Newsnight are trying to say that the Cons are embarrassed (as well as Liebour) about the Co-Op regarding other bank takeovers! Why doesn’t Paxo just say “Liebour, well they are one of ours”!

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      • 209
        Fishy says:

        That was bizarre.

        The clip of Osborne was totally unrelated to the issue of the Co-op’s balance sheet, or the Britannia merger.

        And the Staggers political editor appeared dressed as a Lenin identikit (and sounded like it).

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      • 215
        Medicated Milliband says:

        Someone once told me that you can put lipstick on a pig but no amount of surgery can hide the fact that you’re a drolling retarded f*cknugget, so we’ll have to put you in the Labour party and hope you get lost in the crowd.

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    • 206
      tn02 says:

      Yes, but it’s one of his tribe, Rafeal Behr (what a fucking pretentious name), that is his chief proponent.

      It’s a J’ewish/libertarian thing.

      look up the theories of Prof Kevin B MacDonald.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_B._MacDonald

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    • 212
      Maximus says:

      Not an ‘ism’ but an ‘itry’ – Milibanditry.

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    • 213
      The British media are cunts says:

      Miliband has started Mongism.

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      Ed Milibiscuit says:

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    altruism in industry says:

    It is shameful for his church

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  62. 205
    altruism in industry says:

    FOR FUCK’S SAKE
    HOW FUCKING DIFFICULT CAN IT BE ?
    just fucking sort it fuckwits, remember this ” you are not very clever, all that you are is a representative of the english populace, NOT your mates, not your EU cronies. GOT that ?
    YOU <<<
    do you want to be remembered as a fucking mistake in history ?
    If your plan is to MERGE with the EU I can tell you that is not going to work because they do not LIKE us. SO fuck 'em we don't need them we can make other mates like russia and china and africa.
    but we will need ships and SHIT to protect ourselves with.
    kisses xxx

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    • 216
      Some guy in the pub says:

      The government’s job is to do as they are told by the public.

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      • 220
        altruism in industry says:

        I know that and you know that but I think they think their job is to lord it over the plebs

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      • 325
        Petercrowbotkins says:

        the governments job is to govern and tell the public to shut the fuck up and say, ‘what Labour, but this isn’t like they have been out of power for 18 years, they were doing a shit job 3 years ago, remember? Really Labour, seriously, Labour, Ed Balls?’

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  63. 217
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I remember that piccy of Brown being published in the SCUM – only I was on holiday unlawful fucking holiday when it was published.

    What goes around comes around; and Rupe is and has been up to his fucking neck in all the corruption and fraud that has been perpetrated against the British Public – in cahoots with his glove-puppets in government – be they labour or Tory.

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  64. 218
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    OVER MY DEAD BODY !

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    • 223
      Green Greeny says:

      I am sure there are people who would be happy to arrange that Mr Davey.

      I would prefer you to resign before the skeleton flops out of the closet.

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    • 232
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Murdoch – has cottoned on to the public outrage against all the AGW / CC garbage – that is just a tax ruse – that his american friends created.

      Trying to steal a headstart on the public opinion eh Rupe and claim to be ahead of the game – fuck off rupe and die you sad old bastard.

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    • 243
      Mong the Miliband says:

      Dave, shooting from the Hip. Next he will be talking about Sam Cam’s pussy with Schofield on the sofa, and this will not be an interview about Larry.

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  65. 222
    altruism in industry says:

    I have been putting all the things together in my head to make sense of all the recent news and I have reduced it down to FEAR. Well can we get somebody in charge who is not AFRAID to be English/British ?

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    Cock-a-doodle-doo says:

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      Blowing Whistles says:

      Point noted – but WHERE THE FUCK WERE THE TORY’S during the reign of terror – where the fuck were you lot – neutered and silenced by Rupe – until he finally got fed up with them – and shifted to the other side (As is Rupes MO) that’s where the Tory’s were.

      LibLabConners – the lot of you – all sucking Rupes cock and dirty dollar. Gutless and spineless wanchors.

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      • 235
        EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

        Vote UKIP

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          The HunchBrown of Not-My-Fault says:

          Vote for a kip.
          I sleep all day now. It’s brilliant.at night I am on caino.com999.
          I am winning and am only £459,000 in the red.

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          • Mong the Miliband says:

            You are Ed Balls. I claim my free £5 and the right to blink like someone on meth for the rest of the year.

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        • 319
          Petercrowbotkins says:

          a vote for UKIP is a vote for Assad. Dam Kippers trying at all costs to not kick off world war III…and Cameron is the liberal?

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      Sir Barrington Minge says:

      Socialism is a mental disorder and Labour is the asylum

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        Petercrowbotkins says:

        I’m left wing and an ex-labour voter. Once I started having sex and not feeling bitter about all my personality flaws and my inability to be normal around amazing attractive young rich ladies in riding gear whom thought they were better then me just cause they were rich and that, but they weren’t. Like I said once I started having sex, the need for taxation, support of the welfare state, voting anyone but torys, and voting because you know its the lesser of the evils in my mind of course I can’t quite remember the Tory Alistair Campbell making shit up, or the Tories presiding over the biggest crash since the depression. See that’s what I like best about Labour its the non evil stuff they do.

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    • 318
      Petercrowbotkins says:

      that’s bullshit, I didn’t have any debt under Labour, but thankfully due to them I am paying for it now. That will teach me for being prudent with my cash. You know like Brown was with ours.

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  68. 233
    The HunchBrown of Not-My-Fault says:

    Why drag me to parliament? Don’t you know I’m the prime minister?
    I have very important PFI contracts to sign off on and splurging…erm..I mean…investments in schools and hospitals to attend.

    Don’t fucking well bother me again with this voting shite. Leave that to the thicko back benches. That’s what we pay them for.

    Leave me alone!

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  69. 246
    The HunchBrown of Not-My-Fault says:

    I think I’ll write a new book.
    I shall call it Mien Kamp ducks!

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    Dave let them wear extra jumpers says:

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    Lord Manglebum of Fondleboys says:

    GB spent 10 days in the Priory outside Thatcham in Berks earlier this year. I bet the office of G&S B won’t be putting that through the books. The man is bipolar and always has been. Sympathy on one level but you wouldn’t employ an epileptic as a pyro-technician would you?

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  74. 272
    nellnewman The Marxist in Residence says:

    Downing Street not denying David”Flashman” Cameron now calls renewable subsidies “green crap”. Just say they “don’t recognise” the phrase.

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      fnar fnar says:

      Sound of slippery PR politician distancing self from band-wagon which was once just too trendy. However, I do not expect Sam’s daddy to be sending his wind-mills back any time soon.

      Like

      • 282
        Burgers are bad for you says:

        He is welcome to them – so long as Dave stops sending his daily/weekly subsidy for the bloody things. The Roma will soon be here chopping them down as s-crap!!

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    • 287
      David Wisteria says:

      I used to think a green cap was an environmentally correct condom.

      Silly silly me.

      Like

    • 293
      nellnewman. says:

      Good Morning MonikerThief how are we this fine morning?

      Good news that cameron and Downing Street seem to be finally coming to the same opinion as me that gordonbrown and militwit’s anthropogenic global warming taxes are a load of rubbish.

      Like

  75. 274
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    I AM BONKERS TOO…….

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  76. 283
    Get the Piano wire says:

    Gordon is a cNUT; Balls is a cNUT, militwit is a clueless cNUNT= they are all useless and dangerous cNUTs

    Like

  77. 285
    Flying over the Westminster Village says:

    Prostitutes in Downing Street now.

    I wonder who let them through the gates.

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    • 290
      P C Hogwash says:

      Before letting those women through the gates we obtained Counsel’s opinion that it was safe to do so, so that is us in the clear.

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  78. 291
    Bollocks Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Note to all news editors :

    All bulletins must contain Labour’s vehement denials of links with the crystal methodist.

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    • 297
      Phil from Pentonville says:

      Labour have serious questions to answer here.

      The most important one is just where is the Reverend Flowers now.

      And if the FSA think this is funny they might be in for a big big shock.

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  79. 295
    nellnewman. says:

    Presumably gordongloom has now retreated from the HoC back to his darkened study in kirkcoddy and will not reappear anymore in Westminster much before July 2014 when the House breaks up for summer recess.

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  80. 296
    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    And this man was PM and Cof E. Is it any wonder we are totally fucked, yet…unless Cameron wakes up we will see the shower of shit that is Liebor back in 2015 and then we really will be fighting for space on the lifeboats.

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  81. 309
    retardEd says:

    I am calling for a public enquiwy!

    No, only joking :)

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  82. 317
    Petercrowbotkins says:

    he won’t rest until he get an apology from the british public for being so nasty to him, that now he is all bitter, sad, angry, onaism addicted hater of nice things. That will learn you. HA!

    Like

  83. 321
    Labour voting Dug Crap! says:

    He should resign!

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Can anyone help me? I went on holiday a week ago and returned to find someone has pulled out the stake and Gordon Brown is back and acting as Prime Minister. What did I miss? Has there been a snap election?


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