November 19th, 2013

WAR: Video of Disastrous Spanish Invasion (and Retreat)


134 Comments

  1. 1
    Show me your pussy says:

  2. 2
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Ramon then, if you think you’re hard enough!

  3. 3
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today I will mainly be a “hipster”.

  4. 4
    Empty Ed's Twitter Intern says:

    This is my new policy…

    *_Ineptocracy_****(in-ep-toc’-ra-cy) – a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers*

    #OhYeth

  5. 5
    The British Public says:

    Sink it

  6. 6
    Lord Nelson says:

    What navy? Have we still got one then?

  7. 7
    RomaBob..trafficking a kiddie or two! says:

    Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight !!

  8. 8
    Paniagua V5 says:

    The only contemporary subculture you are grows in a laboratory petri dish Gordon.

  9. 9
    Chris Bryant says:

    Hand it back.

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    “Your activities are being recorded and will be passed on to higher authorities”….who will do fuck all about it, just like they do fuck all about Spanish obstruction of the land border. Cameron doesn’t care about Gib and would flog it to Spain for the price of a bottle of Rioja.

  11. 11
    Steve Miliband says:

    Did Gordon visit recently?

  12. 12
    The FCO says:

    “We stand ready to do whatever is required to have a drink and a few nibbles while ignoring Gibraltar’s sovereignty, economy and security.”

  13. 13
    Davey Sends In The Navy says:

  14. 14
    Warmong-er says:

    “Kill ‘em, kill ‘em all.”

    If you’re hungry for war, put on your soldier’s helmet and go into battle instead of being an armchair warrior with bloodlust.

  15. 15
    Britisher Bulldog says:

    That’s why we’ve sent the Royal Navy there and why the Spanish boat sails out once it gets a radio warning.

    Do watch the video first before jerking your knee.

  16. 16
    Call me Dave, future failure says:

    Hold on a damn minute. Just how many Roma could fit in there? But leave some room for the Turks old chap they did once own Spain you know.

  17. 17
    poor as feck says:

    the sea amigos

  18. 18
    Romanian Goat says:

    My master and his many friends from the village chuckle at the idea of ignoring British rules and regulations.

    See you soon!

  19. 19
    Dave's Imaginary Navy says:

    I seem to recall a few years back a smilar incident in the BBC Tv Series “Warship”…..when a spanish vessel entered Gibraltar Brithish territorial Waters and they sent a Frigate who put a shot across the bows and boarded it…of course that WAS fiction although listening to the voice transmission I thought I’d stumbled actess an episode of the “Navy Lark”…they should have told them that unless they stopped they would send a naval vessel and board it EU or Spanish Authorities or what but of course we have NO naval vessels in area as Dave has sent HMS Daring and HMS Illustrious the two ships on station to the Pihilipines…you couldn’t make it up !!

  20. 20
    Call me Dave, future failure says:

    Hi there Tony

  21. 21
    Mark Wouters says:

    BundesstagRacoon here,
    The Government in britain are “CUT AND SHUT “politicians then when thetyve cut and shut our Hospitals they then rehire and pRIVATISE OUR NHS,all our LAWS ARE ALSO BEING SECRETLY CHANGED without our knowledge or say ,WHY because these are Politicains who are CRIMINALS.

  22. 22
    Juan Sheet says:

    Ingreesh pigs *spits on floor*

  23. 23
    Penfold says:

    Highly provocative.

    But Sabre and her sister ship Scimitar, the RN’s Gibraltar Squadron, are 16m patrol boats armed with a pair of puny GPMG’s. Hardly an effective force.

    The spanish Survey vessel should have been boarded and seized……….

  24. 24
    Ed Balls says:

    They better not cross the line.

  25. 25
    Penfold says:

    That was the Moors and Berbers.

  26. 26
    Swivel Eyed Loon says:

    All the same.

  27. 27
    Rob says:

    If you don’t stop that right now we’ll write a letter to the EU. You’ll be sorry then.

  28. 28
    Banana Republic Britain says:

    Don’t talk out of your arse, it stayed overnight so was there two days while spineless Cameron did nothing.

  29. 29
    Astute Class "Ambush" says:

    <>

  30. 30
    In the third person - Like Guido ! says:

  31. 31
    Banana Republic Britain says:

    Spineless Dave standing up for British people.

    Sink the facking dagos, it’s the only message the fackers will understand.

  32. 32
    feelthy gringo says:

    Now that’s what I call a pun +1000

  33. 33
    Bluto says:

    Puts the Iranian gunboat seizure of the RN away party into perspective. We have become a nation of p***ies governed by t***ers.

  34. 34
    Call me Dave, future failure says:

    I’ll sink a bottle of Rioja tonight, how about that?

  35. 35
    A Glass of Pinkers says:

    We have a mighty fleet of desks

  36. 36
    Call me Dave, future failure says:

    What’s a spine?

  37. 37
    kmc says:

    Two sets of armbands, a Donald Duck rubber ring and a painting of HMS Victory?

  38. 38
    Astute Class "Ambush" says:

    Lurk

  39. 39
    altruism in industry says:

    maybe Putin will lend us some bits of his Navy, we could do with some new mates.

  40. 40
    Sawbones says:

    An operation which could not hitherto have been performed on a British politician at any time in this century

  41. 41
    kmc says:

    Moors & Berbers sounds like an outdoor clothing company.

  42. 42
    MajorFrustration says:

    “Ready to do whatever……” like a referendum. Dave does not seem to have it in him.

  43. 43
  44. 44
    R. Youshore says:

    SEND IN THE DRONES AND HAVE DONE WITH IT ASAP.

  45. 45
    Ed Miliband says:

    A thpine ith a bone that pwimitives hath

  46. 46
    Joss Taskin says:

    Who’s Nigel Farage ?

  47. 47
    I know, let's have a war says:

    It seems the sh1tty governments of both Spain and the UK would like nothing more than a little trouble to distract the plebs from the total fcuk up they’ve made of their respective countries.

  48. 48
    mad, swivel-eyed loon says:

  49. 49
    Herman van Rompuy says:

    Shut your gob, Cameron. Just get back to building homes for all the Roma I’m sending you, and make sure tomorrow’s £57million is on my desk by nine o’clock sharp.

    And get a move on with giving Gibraltar back to Spain. That’s a direct order.

  50. 50
    Captain Pugwash says:

  51. 51
    Banana Republic Britain says:

    Caaaaant.

  52. 52
    The British Public says:

    Just because the two countries’ shitty governments want a war is not a reason to fail to protect British interests

  53. 53
    I think we've got it covered says:

    We’ve got about 160 nuclear warheads, Spain’s got how many cities? I can name two..

  54. 54
    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    Seriously with spineless Dave and his love of the EU we can’t / won’t do anything about it, after all the tighter border controls imposed by Spain were not found to be illegal by the EU beauracrats.

  55. 55
    Dontvoteforanyofthem says:

    More like, If you don’t stop that right now, then we’ll ask you again… and again…. and again…. until we get bored.

  56. 56
    Sean Connery says:

    send one ping

  57. 57
    The BBC says:

    We won’t question Andy Burnham about the deaths at Stafford.

  58. 58
    mad, swivel-eyed loon says:

    Yep, here’s a picture of the RN vessel was sent, a RIB.

    http://news.sky.com/story/1170810/gibraltar-standoff-ends-ship-leaves-port

  59. 59
    If Camoron's the answer, what the Hell was the question? says:

    Great, so we can impose tight border controls on anything coming into Britain from Spain. They make Seat cars and lots of wine, don’t they? Oh dear, checking the paperwork will take quite a long time.. six months?

    (Of course, it won’t, because our PM is a gutless little creep.)

  60. 60
    The British Public says:

    This is clearly part of a calculated and deliberate plan by the Spanish government. We should respond, in a number of ways, inlcuding by carefully inspecting all their trawlers in our waters. If the process takes such a very long time that all their fish rots, that should be their problem.

  61. 61
    Iranian Republican Guard Seeking to upgrade their free i-pod says:

    You wouldn’t catch us arguing the point as the Royal Navy and HMS Cornwall found out to their cost….

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6484279.stm

  62. 62
    Beeelly Hague says:

    I blame global warming

  63. 63
    Alastair Campballs says:

    I keep moving my cursor over the red button…press ‘enter’….then nothing.

    Mmmm. Perhaps it’ll take 45 minutes for something to happen

  64. 64
    Dave's Imaginary Navy says:

    Instant response NOT..it stayed for over 20 hours, completed it’s survey and then buggered off after radioing to say “bye bye inglese useless navy” whilst the Royal Navy kept circling them in a two man RIB and radioing them them to syop it this instant

  65. 65
    UKIP, the only solution says:

    The FCO is fully prepared to whine to Spain, fully prepared to do nothing at all in fact. When did the UK go from master of the worlds oceans to a pathetic joke that even the likes of Spain can openly taunt and snigger at?

    Thanks to the liblabcon a slide into powerless weak mediocrity, we can thank the liblabcon treachery by voting UKIP.

  66. 66
    lojolondon says:

    Sounded like he was going to continue ignoring the instructions. Definite requirement for a show of force there.

  67. 67
  68. 68
    MIKE OXHARD says:

    If we hadn’t have given them shit loads of our money , they wouldn’t have a fucking boat !
    Reap what you sow springs to mind

  69. 69
    msjh says:

    Shot over the bows.

    If he continues, sink him.

    Alternatively, send a squadron of Typhoons at high speed over La Linea de la Concepcion.

  70. 70
    Dave's Imaginary Navy says:

    It appears that the “Higher National Authority” has been referred to ut the Spanish aren’t bothered

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2510037/Foreign-Office-summons-Spanish-ambassador-ship-defies-Royal-Navy-demands-leave-Gibraltar-waters.html

  71. 71
    Pablo the Scot says:

    That alone would be enough to scare the shit out of the Spanish, surely?

  72. 72
    Anonymous says:

    ….and an admiral for each one of them.

  73. 73
    Anoneumouse says:

    Commission Regulation (EC) No 324/2008 of 9 April 2008

  74. 74
    Shane says:

    Ah but then you see the thing is, the Spaniards hold all the cards here, unless the inbred inhabitants of that rotten rock want to come and go by sea they have to play ball with Johnny Foreigner. Regardless of Mr Guido’s some what homoerotic lust for our good Navy, Britain are bound by European law to do nothing. Cameron can stroke gullible supporters like Mr Guido into a state of ejaculating arousal with the site of big ships filled with tough sailors but they cannot and will not show any aggression.
    There was a story from C@n@d@ last week about a huge bust on a k1dd1e p0r’n network, that network links to some very, very senior figures in our Parliament and royal household. If it was investigated to it’s true end it will bring down governments and royalty across the continent. This so called “war” is a distraction story that Mr Guido is being instructed to run. Sad to see the usual gullible mouth foamers getting all worked up as per required by those with the REAL power.

  75. 75
    Jess The Dog says:

    Spanish would have to do a lot more than this to justify retaliation. Self defence only applies at the monent.

  76. 76
    regblank says:

    Don’t knock desks. They’re pretty front line for pew pew these days, what with killer drone fleets etc.

    I’m pretty sure the UK Navy could afford a couple of remote controlled Piper Cubs. Or remote controlled mice or spiders or something. Or perhaps not, given MOD pricing.

  77. 77
    Dave's Imaginary Navy says:

    Agreed. However after about two hours of the Spanish ignoring request to leave we should have stopped and boarded the vessel after due warning not let it carry on for 20 hours whilst we just tried to ram its survey gear…it makes the Royal Navy look evn more ineffectual than it actually is and sends a message to anybody else i.e Argentina that resolve isn’t there

  78. 78
    Anonymous says:

    In that case surely Spain is bound by the same laws ? that is one of the things that gets me about the UK, we always play by the book while the rest of the feckers get away with murder !

  79. 79
    Jethro says:

    74 ‘Old ‘ard, Pal: if “the Spaniards hold all the cards here” why do they need to jump up and down like over-excited foreigners (‘course: they are!)? An’, if the “inhabitants of the rotten rock” are all in-bred, why are the spicks to keen to have it? Ethnic cleansing? Got tons of concrete an’ cement left over, and ‘the rotten rock’ is just the place to dump it all, now they’ve filled up the Costa Brava and Costa del Sol?
    I might be Cornish, ol’ Pal, but your English is worse than mine; ‘it’s for ‘its'; ‘some what’ for ‘somewhat'; ‘Britain are…'; ‘if it was investigated (‘it’s’, again)… it will': you need a Conditional, a Subjunctive, an Optative, ol’ Pal, not mere Indicatives! ‘Ow ’bout, ‘If it were investigated to its (!) true end [Protasis], it would bring down Governments and Royalty across the Continent [Apodosis].
    F’r a while, I reckoned you were a Spaniard (we ‘ad enough of they in 1588); then, I tho’t, ‘No: ‘is English is too poor: e’s a product of our own wonderful Education system.’ Besides, ‘oo now talks ’bout ‘Johnny Foreigner’?

  80. 80
    Anonymous says:

    What do you do then, my good man ?

  81. 81
    Anonymous says:

    Thats it then, with Nige out of action ukip is down the tubes !

  82. 82
    Sink the Belgrano says:

    Torpedo…Los!

  83. 83
    Anonymous says:

    It warms your heart to read the loyal comments on here.Lets hope to feck we never have conscription again as none of you would last a week !

  84. 84
    Llareggub says:

    At least the Village People were genuinely scary.

  85. 85
    Will says:

    I’m almost positive this is a fake. The captain is Manuel from Faulty Towers and this is to promote the new Python show.

  86. 86
    Llareggub says:

    Hague: “Senor Ambassador, we are very annoyed!”

    Ambassador: “Oh yeah? And what are you going to do about it?”

    Hague: “Nothing”

    Ambassador: “Okay. I promise we’ll never do it again. Please forgive us.”

  87. 87
    GCHQ says:

    Guido Fawkes a traitor to his mother country, Guido is the Spanish version of the name Guy isn’t it?

  88. 88
    GCHQ says:

    Right lads get enrolled in the navy no messing about, down to the recruitment office with you, we will waiting for you.

  89. 89
    Old Hal says:

    We certainly, and we have more commodores and above in rank than ships

  90. 90
    Llareggub says:

    Board the vessel, arrest the crew, impound the boat, leave the crew to stew in a cell for a few hours before driving them to the border and dumping them just the other side. Tell them they can have their boat back when they submit a written apology, and leave them to walk home.

    At least, do something! Instead of all this feckless bleating about UN articles. If the Spanish gave a toss, they wouldn’t have organised an incursion in the first place!

  91. 91
    Old Hal says:

    They are frit, frit. They leave it to others

  92. 92
    Llareggub says:

    My daughter has a boat that she likes to float in the bath. It is at HM government’s disposal, should they wish to double the navy’s size and power.

  93. 93
    Llareggub says:

    Sink the dagos? With what? The navy can’t afford ammunition.

    They could send in the commandoes to board the vessel and pull the plug out, I suppose.

  94. 94
    Tony would have sorted this says:

    What do you expect. It’s the same spineless Tory failure to do anything that resulted in the Falklands War. Take action. use Force now. Prevent war later. They are pushing us to do as much as they can. Fight.

  95. 95
    Old Hal says:

    PING is that ok?

  96. 96
    Rightallalong says:

    Wouldn’t war with Spain lead to a treaty change and thus force a referendum under the Referendum Lock ?

  97. 97
    Disillusioned people of Portsmouth says:

    When is something going to be done about Hancock? He has corrupted the once fine and proud city of Portsmouth into a city reminiscent of a banana republic or Chicago in the 1930″s. Apart from the fact that he has embarrassed this country over his illogical support of undemocratic communist dictatorships, had a 4 year affair with a Russian spy and recently stated that elections in Azerbaijan were above board when the results had been announced one day before the count, he was sponsored by the Prime Minister, as an independent MP, having resigned the whip for sexual indiscretions, as an MP representative on the Council for Europe, where he has been able to create his mischief against UK interests. Coming closer to home, in Portsmouth, he runs the most corrupt planning organisation (which he is in charge of) probably in the country. The biggest proper developers in the city are organised criminals who launder their ill gotten gains through this property development. For 10 years now he has brought more asylum seekers in to the city than proportionately any other town or city in the country, not from a sense of compassion but so that his criminal friends can make millions more housing them while at the same time laundering their proceeds of crime, providing him with political donations and backhanders. He has used his membership of the freemasons to surround himself with them for protection – senior council officers, senior police officers, fellow politicians and his organised crime chums. It would be easy enough to blow apart this criminal conspiracy; all the authorities (outside of Portsmouth and Hampshire) have to do is audit where he came by his villa in Spain, bought for him by the same criminals who he is making millions for through bringing in asylum seekers and providing planning permissions.
    Finally, although he is a sexual predator of repute and has been for many years, he gets away with it all the time through masonic protection. A recent QC’s report commissioned by the Council found that he had sexually assaulted a vulnerable female constituent and that he should be punished for it. The Council have ignored this report and although the police have had a copy of it for more than a month, they have done nothing about it, nor will they because of his masonic protection. The situation in portsmouth is a disgrace and reflects badly on the whole country. Something should be done about it and fast

  98. 98
    Hank Mycock says:

    Don’t forget that the once proud Portsmouth Football Club is now owned by the same organised criminals who, unbelievably, Hancock’s Liberal Democrat Administration lent two million pounds to buy the club. The same owners that the Portsmouth News only refers to as ‘High Net Worth Individuals.’

  99. 99
    coeur_de_lion says:

    As someone who spent ten years touching my toes for Queen and Country under the white ensign, I’m frankly astounded that this vessel was not boarded.

    Would have been perfectly acceptable, morally, legally and diplomatically, to have done so.

  100. 100
    Nick Clegg, Vince Cable says:

    Mike Handycock, never heard of him.

  101. 101
    Hank Mycock says:

    Name thief!!

  102. 102
    Handycock says:

    Boaz.

  103. 103
    Really, it's irrelevant says:

    Ah, good old British gingoism and Protestant attachment to the flimsiest of rules to prove it’s supposed moral superiority.

    It’s just so edifying to see.

  104. 104
    Really, it's irrelevant says:

    But in practical terms it would have been a complete waste of time. Hence, it was a good idea to wait it out.

  105. 105
    Anonymous says:

    Give them Royal Navy armada repellant

  106. 106
    All Wars are Banker Wars. says:

    Shame the FCO isn’t quite as keen to defend our Sovereignty against the EU.
    This is a set up, the Bankers love getting Europeans to fight and kill each other.
    They did it in WWII just after Uncle Adolf Kicked the Bankers our of Germany and started printing his own money, instead of Borrowing it from international parasites.

  107. 107
    Jimmy says:

    You righties are funny. Some thug in Iraq or Bosnia or Syria can exterminate whole villages and you don’t want to interfere, but a couple of Spanish biology teachers on a wind up re-enact the French taunting scene from Holy Grail and you want spoonface to press the button.

    Strange.

  108. 108

    ‘The next time a Spanish ship enters Gibraltarian waters and refuses to leave after Royal Navy warnings we should fire on them.’

    [louise mental in the the daily hitler reminds us that gotham’s loss is northants’ gain.

  109. 109
    CM*DD's Navy Lark ..... says:

    As I pontificate the Isle of Wight & Woolwich Ferries are being prepared
    & fully armed to head without delay to Gi*bra*ltar as a show of strength &
    determination to defend our interests.

    Once this is resolved & these oily grease balls apologise & back down. I will
    be sending these vessels onto the (Mal*vinas OOps) Fal*klands for the same reasons…

    It will soon be Left hand down a bit & watch your stern for the Rev*Co*ke*Head might be up your rear end before you know it…….

  110. 110
    CM*DD's Navy Lark ..... says:

    Just to confirm the Isle of Wi*ght & Woo*lwich ferries which were both requisitioned early today will be ready to set sail from Bournemouth in three weeks time once they have been fully checked to ensure they comply with H & S regulations along with being Human Rights compliant & will sail to Gi*bra*ltar as a show of force & determination not to protect our interests at all.
    I was on the phone early to Madrid (read Tehran) tellling the daigo’s PM
    they can have the fcuking lot of them U*K*I*P included.

    That will deal some chap called Nigel fatal blow……brilliant or what !!

  111. 111
    Helicopter view says:

    Just make sure we all boycott Spanish goods and services. Certainly don’t holiday there.

    Portugal is the one country we have never been at war with. Go to Porugal instead and buy their wine not that Spanish plonk.

  112. 112
    Nick Cle*ggy deeply in love with everything EUSSR including the entrails..... says:

    I can truefully say I never had one of them since the moment I was
    con*ceived in the EUSSR Brussels Lab & where I was eventually
    ejac*ulated from, just to ruin this province for glorious EUSSR & its
    unelected dictators who are hooked on defrauding every way they can
    find to force you into complete utter total submission…..

  113. 113
    Reciprocity is word you are looking for says:

    Also, starting today, make a ‘Spanish passports only’ line at each port and airport. Anybody holding one who accidentally gets in the ‘EU passports’ queue will have to go back to the right lane and start all over again.You know, sometimes it can take simply hours to verify the validity of a [Spanish] passport.

    Shame Teresa May(not) is not a patch on Maggie who was a real Conservative (one of the few!).

  114. 114
    A plague on vague Hague. says:

    “We stand ready to do whatever is required to protect Gibraltar’s sovereignty, economy and security.”

    (But we forgot to check with the Mod first to see if they have a rowing boat and a peashooter they could spare for a few days).

  115. 115

    These incursions are perpetrated by every Spanish ship.
    Their Navy cannot normally tell the difference between continents aka The Spanish Armada disaster when they managed to lose their “Navy” somewhere north of Scotland while trying to attack London etc.

  116. 116
    breadbaps says:

    what are you on?

  117. 117
    let's get to the point. says:

    The english really are a bunch of escrements. Nobody in europe likes your lardy, pasty-skinned drunken presence anyway, so please just do us a favour and leave the EU already.

  118. 118
    Cynic says:

    Why wasnt it arrested?

    And if this Spanish border checks are legal so to will be an enhanced programme of checks at channel ports. All that Spanish produce will do well having to wait in line for 2 or 3 days to be searched to enforce \EU law and prevent illegal immigration

    Spanish aircraft (including BA which is now a Spanish company) can be de-prioritized at Heathrow and Gatwick

  119. 119
    Cynic says:

    “so please just do us a favour and leave the EU already”

    I fart in your general direction, sir.

  120. 120
    Cynic says:

    Oh come on …its the Spanish. A man in a rowing boat with a loudhailer shouting “Boo” should do it

  121. 121
    Anonymous says:

    The rule of international law applies in this case

  122. 122
    Mouth-foamer says:

    Oh dear. All the crowned heads of europe about to be brought down in a pedalo scandal eh? Send in a gunboat!

  123. 123
    Tony Bliar says:

    Yes. By writing off only a a few k allied troops we could kill 140,0000 innocent Gibraltan and Spanish civilians, then withdraw from gibralter without having achieved anything.

  124. 124

    Rajoy Supporters:
    You can carry on with disproportionate inspecting until you drop dead in a pile of unsold straw donkeys but your bankrupt country will have to fork out for new barrier infrastructure according to the small print of the EU recommendation – Ooops!!’

  125. 125
    Ali C, the man on the TV says:

    Iraq, Bosnia and Syria are British Territories now, Jimbo?

    You lefties have got very imperialistic since your PM Bliar gave you the taste for foreign blood by err, thuggishly exterminating villages

  126. 126
    My Taxes Are Piss-Takingly High says:

    F**k me, that Spanish “captain” should have been arrested whilst his ticket was verified, if some of his radio procedures are anything to go by, let alone his ignorance of international maritime regulations (or wilful disobedience thereof, more accurately*). I mean, seriously – “over and out?!” FFS! Who gave him his VHF certificate?

    * Grounds for the “navy warship” to move in, board and give the trespassing toerag a good shoeing alone.

  127. 127
    My Taxes Are Piss-Takingly High says:

    Gladly. We’d love to get the right to make our own laws back, the right to stop whinging racist pricks like you polluting our soil with your shoes, and the ability to have millions more a day in the kitty to spend on our schools, hospitals and elderly. Among many, many other advantages.

    However, chance would be a fine thing.

  128. 128
    Drake says:

    Oh FFS tell them to fuck off lets have a war we know how it will end don’t we, FFs they are diegos

  129. 129
    Teignmouth electron says:

    Whatever happen to Portishead Radio…
    Short Wave around the world.

  130. 130
    Winston Churchill says:

    Never going to happen, not with these shites in charge.

  131. 131
    Nige says:

    Yes please.

  132. 132
    By the way says:

    The story goes that the US Navy wanted this song as its anthem – until someone realised it was sung by one of the biggest gay band of all time.

  133. 133
    Anonymous says:

    Better hope the wind is blowing away from us.

  134. 134
    Anonymous says:

    But when did (war criminal) Blair have anything to do with real lefties?


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Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”


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