November 19th, 2013

Foreign Office SpAd in Racy Photo Investigation

In Serbia sadly. But Vanja Hadzovic, an adviser in the Serbian Ministry of Foreign Affairs, has caused a stir after racy photos of her appeared online: “There are those both within and outside Serbia who might think these pictures are not suitable for a woman who is hoping to excel at diplomacy,” said one foreign ministry source to the Mail.

Guido disagrees.

Excellent diplomatic skills on display. 


  1. 1
    Mike Hancock says:

    Got her number Guido? I often fly over Serbia on my way to Azerbaijan, could drop in to offer this lady some “advice”!

  2. 2
    Selohesra says:

    Not as hot as EU’s Baroness Ashton

  3. 3
    altruism in industry says:

    it is a thing female poker players do. Guys are so busy looking at the tits that they don’t concentrate on their cards.

  4. 4
    Tom says:

    Perhaps GCHQ already have a signed photograph

  5. 5
    The EU is a criminal organization says:

    Was her father involved in genocide as well ? If so, perfect.

  6. 6
    I can't find my sunglasses says:

    Sex has no place whatsoever within the Serbian Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

    How could sex within this Ministry possibly help the Serbian people who make the Ministryes existence possible?

    It is madness to think otherwise.

    Call in the Serbian Ambassador and give her a good ticking off now.

  7. 7
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Now that’s what you call a diplomatic front!

  8. 8
    Cat among the Pigeons says:

    So what is Glor!a going to make of this ?

    Labour need to up the ante with a full frontal now. Not H’arman though: Chicks with dicks is not suitable for a family blog.

    Tories are not far behind with Penny’s hand cream, but on a purely cerebral level.

  9. 9
    Ian E says:

    The surgery is not so bad either

  10. 10
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    No flatlining in Serbia apparently.

  11. 11
    The reverend Flowers of Co-OP says:

    I don’t know what they are but they arouse no interest in me at all.

  12. 12
    Meanwhile, in a different part of a galaxy far far to the left says:

  13. 13
    Ex-Conservative says:

    Do all Labour supporters have a mental age of 14?

  14. 14
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    I would.

  15. 15
    Pfwoar! says:

    I forgive them for World War One.

  16. 16
    Hairyet Harperson says:

    No you pleb, I can do scanty dress, wanna see ma boobies honey??

  17. 17
    William Hague says:

    As I said to Angelina she will be perfectly safe alone with me.

  18. 18
    widescreen2010 says:


  19. 19
    fruitcake says:

    He makes Marcus Brigstocke look funny

  20. 20
    Chris Huhne says:

    Now you’re talking, that one is HOT .

  21. 21
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Well, it is men’s day every day of the week for Owen.

  22. 22
    Kinnochio says:


  23. 23
    Diane Abbott visits a State School says:

  24. 24
    Paniagua V5 says:

    I have to say I WOULD

  25. 25
    Cat among the Pigeons says:

    No. This is a family blog.

  26. 26
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

    She would melt if she fell asleep in front of the fire :-)

  27. 27
    Herman van Rompuy says:

    ** parp ** ** giggles **

  28. 28
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

    So why don’t you send your child to a state school?

  29. 29
    Margaret Beckett says:

    What’s she got that I haven’t?

  30. 30
    Diane Abbott says:

    Wouldn’t send MY kids there, obviously, but ok for the trash.

  31. 31
    Paniagua V5 says:

    Shame your kids couldn’t attend.

  32. 32
    Mandy says:

    Oooh you are awful!

  33. 33
    Serbia: Proud Nation says:

    Serbia is a deeply orthodox, traditional and conservative nation.

    This is why we produce the best prostitutes in the name of socialism.

  34. 34
    a non says:

    Silicone ‘Gels’ never had it so good

  35. 35
    Rory says:

    The one in Hackney that is. They have a different type of grass there to that found in the Lake district.

  36. 36
    Ed Miliband in defence of Open Borders says:

    Roma immigrant scroungers claim the benefits our UK scroungers do not want.

  37. 37
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    ‘A’ and ‘U’ aren’t very close on the keyboard so I’m ruling out a typo.

  38. 38
    Braz!lian Rent Boy says:

    ** bites pillow **

  39. 39
    Randy Rennard says:

    Bloody nell!

    I could use her shit for toothpaste!

  40. 40
    Does Owen Jones realise how thick he is? says:

    He makes vaginal fungus look funny.

  41. 41
    Paniagua V5 says:

    lol can you imagine Fatbot in Grasmere, Cumbria.

    The loch ness monsters southerly relative.

  42. 42
    Lateral Thought says:

    Auto correct for STFU ? If she was distracted by a pleb whilst composing the tweet…

  43. 43
    Hip Hip Hip Hypocrisy says:

    So fabulous with the greatest teachers that you decided a private school was better for your son?

  44. 44
    Mutton vs. Lamb says:

    Good genetics, and a 40 year advantage.

  45. 45
    Answer on a postcard says:

    A face that doesn’t look like prune.

  46. 46
    Godfrey Bloom says:

    Cor I’d clean behind her fridge.

  47. 47
    Diane Abbott says:

    That would be the son I DIDN’T give away at birth..

  48. 48
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Obviously not great enough or bright enough for the Fatbutt.

  49. 49
    Paniagua V5 says:

    Only the more mature ones.

  50. 50
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:



  51. 51
    Handycock says:

    Is she a virgin?

  52. 52
    JH3049329324923 says:

    Actually Owen, if you sit in a family court and watch the outcomes you’ll find that they very seldom make a man’s day.

    Men’s space has been systematically destroyed and invaded over the last thirty years. We have been turned into a bunch of gelded, pussy-whipped little bitches.

    Do you think women respect us for letting this happen? Think again. That’s why women are perpetually stressed and needy – they want a man but at the same time they want to destroy his agency.

    In other words, they are like spoiled needy fucking kids.

  53. 53
    Vote for me, I'll insult your child says:

    Some very bright children…..implying there are an awful lot of stupid cÙnts there too

  54. 54
    Rabbi Sacks says:

    Is the pope a Mohammedan?

  55. 55
    Sir William Wayde says:

    Keep it classy, Guido.

  56. 56
    The BBC always reports, "The Government has...Labour said..." says:

    Get a proper job FFS!

  57. 57
    Baroness Ashton says:

    I could pose like that. I just don’t want to.

  58. 58
    Sir Pompous Arse says:

    Bit of fun for the married lads?

  59. 59
    Roma's Return says:

    The Efnic Cleansers certainly have good looking wimmin.

  60. 60
    Stakeholder says:

    I’m sure she makes robust arguments

  61. 61
    altruism in industry says:

    superfluous “a” in ” a great” meaning great teaching stuff like blackboards and chalk and books and wotnot

  62. 62
    Double Entendre says:

    I can see them hovering around my bird feeder now.

  63. 63
    Dave the Bum Sex Marriage Prime Minister says:

    Can’t see the attraction personally. If it was a nice young man baring his chest, now that would be stimulating.

  64. 64
    Ed Miliband says:

    About as boring as my local pub.

  65. 65
    Brian Blessed says:

    Gordon’s ALIVE!

  66. 66
    Owen Jones says:

    Me me me me me me me me me mememememememememememe!

  67. 67
    altruism in industry says:

    those immigrant squirrels used to trash mine before the indigenous wildlife had a chance.

  68. 68
    Ed Balls says:

    Eddie baby, it’s more fun at the Co-Op

  69. 69
    English Heritage says:

    The great thing about your local pub is that you have never been in it.

  70. 70
    Mohammed says:

    See? Told you there is a God!

  71. 71
    Lord Mandelbum of Shirt lifting says:

    Why look at the mantle piece when you want to be clearing out the back passage?

  72. 72
    Frank Drebben says:

    Nice Beaver

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    wrong verb

  74. 74
    The Foreign Secretary says:

    Couldn’t agree more.

    Not the sort of person I’d share a hotel room with for special advice.

  75. 75
    (Not so)Dangerous Brian says:

    Which brings us nicely back to Owen Jones, the d**khead.

  76. 76
    (Not so)Dangerous Brian says:

    Are you sure, when you said teaching stuff you didnt mean eating stuff?

  77. 77
    Owen's mum says:

    If you like women so much, how come you never bring one home for tea?

    And if you want to stop the exploitation of women, why don’t you was your disgusting bedsheets yourself?

  78. 78
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    In the right hand photo, she appears to have lost her tray of Ferrero Rocher.

  79. 79
    Graun-reader says:

    why is it necessary for them to tick *all* the right pompous pc boxes?

    Isn’t it possible for a few to agree with perhaps 75% of the standard bigotries, but not with the remainder?

  80. 80
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    Thats why I don’t watch PMQ any more. I can’t concentrate on what they are saying, when all I see are tits on the left and tits on the right.

  81. 81
    Conservatives concreting over the countryside says:

    Another case of a star gazer getting to the top?

  82. 82
    Arthur Daley says:

    Want to buy a load of good concrete mixers only used once!?

  83. 83
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    or cheating stuff?

  84. 84
    Old Hal says:

    Murdoch and co would snap her up, no probs. Fancy going on a photo shoot with her Guido, could create problems at home though.

  85. 85
    Old Hal says:

    And that’s only the male MPs

  86. 86
    Mine's a Pint says:

    Well I’d certainly extend my hands of friendship to this particular diplomat.

  87. 87
    Old Hal says:

    Probably doing the rounds, you know what coppers and Special Branch officer’s do. Did anyone see that prog on BBC 4 last night, upper echelons at least, Old School tie, big name public school, last night it was Kim Philby

  88. 88
    Old Hal says:

    Forgot Oxbrige as well

  89. 89
    Disco Biscuit says:

    Can’t see William Hague making the mistake of hiring her.

  90. 90
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    Cathy Dimwit makes enough diplomatic boobs already thanks.

  91. 91
    broderick crawford says:

    …. or indeed our very own Teresa May .

  92. 92
    broderick crawford says:

    can any body even begin to imagine the possibility of there being a looker even remotely comparable to this lady in the higher echelons of our own Foreign Service ?

    Contenders and requisite deshabille’ foto to this blog please .

  93. 93
    broderick crawford says:

    I first read it as Intenationl Mems Day as in a day to pay homage to the length , girth and capacity of the largest international ” member ” .

    knowing Owen perhaps that s what he intended subliminally .

  94. 94
    broderick crawford says:

    that s right thrush it all out .

  95. 95
    broderick crawford says:

    surely great teaching staff and hackney constituency a blatant oxymoron ??

  96. 96
    El Sid says:

    According to Google News this was first reported in English by InSerbia News, followed by Ted Thornhill of the Daily Mail 21 hours ago. Since I’m guessing that Guido doesn’t read Blic, the Serbian publication that first published this story, a hat-tip might be in order?

  97. 97
    broderick crawford says:

    i recall a US porn actor called John Stagliano who made his name with the Buttman movies

    Could we convince Di to start a Buttwoman franchise ?.

  98. 98
    broderick crawford says:

    a scarcity of caravanning skills .

  99. 99
    broderick crawford says:

    … or indeed giving the fridge a good bottoming….

  100. 100
    broderick crawford says:

    do you still space out on a saturday morning by listening to Meatloaf CD s at full volume in order to recover from yet another tumultuous — or should that
    read tumescent — week at the (Foreign) office Bill .?

  101. 101
    broderick crawford says:

    … which is possibly why it has not joined the ranks of the hundreds closing down every month .

  102. 102
    Girl with beautiful breasts says:

    If you’ve got it, flaunt it!

  103. 103
    Chinese Dave - Net Nanny Extraordinaire says:

    Chinese Dave says speak to your spouse before checking out the boobies!

  104. 104
    broderick crawford says:


    i m not the one whose kegs were insured for ten million back in 1951.

    just to be clear that was Cyd

  105. 105
    Anonymous says:

    Eagle Sistas

  106. 106
    Trotsky's Ice pick says:

    Serbia? My favourite country. I love her! MWAHHH!

  107. 107
    A Maimed Badger. says:

    What is wrong with a Woman behaving… like a Woman… you got it… flaunt it… and let those who have not… be jealous.

  108. 108
    John Bellingham says:

    Isn’t it a sad day for Britain that we look forward to looking at, if not listening to, Stella Greasy and that rather nice blonde Tory junior minister who used to be on TV, purely from lack of competition. Shockingly Caroline Flint-face has turned from a MILF to a droning old hag in just ten years.

  109. 109

    She’s too old for you, Mr. Handcock.

  110. 110

    Which particular given value of, “alive”, were you considering?

  111. 111
    Not since Betty Boothroyd says:

    C’mon you guys – there’s surely only one story here. Just look at that totally perfect colour co-ordination – the lipsticks, the nails, the clothes, and that mischievous little twinkle in the eyes.

  112. 112
    Fab Ian says:

    Quite. I’ve got my eye on Mags.

  113. 113
    Old Hal says:

    Brod, absolutely no chance at least the public school girls but maybe in one or two of the ex-Oxbridge Uni girls

  114. 114
    cynic says:

    Only the wannabe leaders . Most of the followers don’t even reach double figures.

  115. 115
    Tom Catesby says:

    Ask her to call round and present her credentials.

  116. 116
    Anonymous says:

    In Lord Palmerston’s day one flashed ones big guns to command attention, how times nave changed to flashing ones big breasts. Hope this diplomat trend catches on in the Middle East.

  117. 117
    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:


    Nearly as hot as Yvette Cooper.

    Sorry, forgot to take my pills again.

  118. 118
    Tit man says:

    Or the buxom Jackie Smith on her first appearance as Home Sec – didn’t she appear in porn films?

  119. 119
    OOops m mistake says:

    Surely not Victoria Coren-Mitchell?

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