November 14th, 2013

SuperClub Pleads to SuperMayor Boris

supermayor-boris

Can’t help thinking that giving £773,705.73 in donations to his rivals the LibDems kind of works against the Ministry of Sound. Not that cash donations influence licence applications in local government…


41 Comments

  1. 1
    Jimmy says:

    An early Christmas card for all my rightie friends

    Love the Blofeld cat.

    • 5
      Paniagua V5 says:

      Jimmy you really need to be doing better things than finding stuff like this (assuming it wasnt you who wrote / directed / shot & uploaded it)

      The winter nights will still fly by you know.

    • 17
      National Socialist says:

      “Love the Blofeld cat.”

      I like the furnace.

    • 19
      to the right of genghis khan says:

      Er, the B EN PEE are left wing socialists aren’t they?

      • 25
        Casual Observer 3 says:

        National Socialists for sure. Not much right wing about them, except what in denial Labour supporters express.

        • 28
          Jimmy says:

          I think his message is clear. The Holy Family is forced to sleep in a stable (cold therefore not owned by a Tory MP) due to the strain on infrastructure caused by movement of people as a result of government policies. And of course you can’t trust the ethnics.

          • Casual Observer 3 says:

            I did not watch the video itself as I do not do national socialism.

            Considering the nativity as being an analog for government housing and immigration policy is ‘new’. It doesn’t work though as there are no three wise men who will show up with gifts.

            Perhaps the modern version would include bailiffs to turf out UK born and bred to make way for migrant families that are breeding like rats.

            That is after 13 years of Labour letting the rats in and not bothering to build adequate mangers, or running energy policy in such a way that the mangers can be heated properly when the wind stops blowing on cold cloudless nights.

            Amusing that it will be snowing in the holy lands again this year, smashing the lie about manmade global warming again…

          • Jimmy says:

            Yes I can see how little you have in common with him. It’s like chalk and calcium carbonate.

  2. 2
    Bill Quango MP - 8 says:

    How is that Guardian Portalooo cafe doing Guido?
    Any one been down there lately.

    If any one is passing, let me know when the bailiffs notice is in the window and the padlocks across the door.

    There was a rather nice plant pot I would like to make the receiver an offer for.

  3. 3
    Meanwhile says:

    A British exit from the European Union (EU) would “impoverish” the continent as a whole, Nick Clegg has warned.

    Fuck the continent clegg, you’re supposed to represent Britain.

  4. 7
    Village Idiot says:

    …..Frankincense and myrrh are tree resins I believe?

  5. 10
    Chukka Umunna says:

    Another Trashy London club *shudder*

  6. 11
    Conservative Party says:

    Lets pretend we never said those things about transparency. If they pull us up on it just put your fingers in your ears and go bollocks bollocks bollocks. Like Tony Blair if we BELIEVE we spoke the truth then it is the truth, end of. We’re always right, right George? George Oi George stop sniffing Hague’s anus horribulus we’ve got serious lying I mean business to do here….. Argh!!! Jeez, these people have the morals of an alley cat. Cheers for the pics, pissed myself laughing

  7. 12
    Chris Bryant says:

    My!…what big fists Borris has.

  8. 18
    Labour Council says:

    We’ve banned christmas in our borough. All children will instead be told to wish each other a happy jihad.

  9. 23
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Quite surprised MoS is still going. All going a bit Pete Tong ?

  10. 24
    Met Police - Our motto is: Always honest, Always lawful says:

    There’s nothing mysterious about the death of this man. He got into a bag, locked it from the inside and died. It’s an open and shut and locked and no fingerprints, not even his own, found anywhere case.

    • 27
      CI5 says:

      We”ll probably find Snowden dead inside a Russian Doll next (no finger prints etc. etc.)

    • 35
      Casual Observer 3 says:

      Don’t forget the array of mobile phones missing sim cards etc.

      Why did plod not try to get hold of the records ?

  11. 26
    Tony Blackburn says:

    I didn’t see an artical wyhe the only decent pub in our village closed.

    Why is there so much publicity for this disco?
    It’s one of dozens or hundreds in London alone.

    Is it because the owner is a 50-something Eton-0xbridge son of a politician and mate of Mandy? Surely politicians can score their coke elsewhere.

    And he’s just been made a “Baron” for services to the Disco Industry.

    Time Jimbo started running a Derby and Joan club istead. I can’t imagine it’s where the happening hipperty hopsters hang out these days.

  12. 29
    Arm Yourself Now says:

    Obliteration follows Moderation.

  13. 30
  14. 31
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    We need politicians of the calibre of Dennis Skinner.

    • 33
      Mr Trotsky's Ghost says:

      Too true Sandra, he’s got the best attendance and the lowest expenses in Parliament; he never accepts drinks off journalists and has been thrown out of Parliament on more than 10 occasions. A good old fashioned socialist

      The Top 10 Dennis Skinner quotes
      http://www.hazemagazine.co.uk/the-best-dennis-skinner-quotes
      My favourite is :
      “Every now and then you see the arrogance of Cameron, and that comes through every so often. It is the Bullingdon Club. When they were sat down, him and Gideon, and he says: ‘You know what we really want, Gideon? Every weekend, after we’ve roughed up one of those hotels, we need an army of volunteers to come in and clean it all up.’ And Gideon says: ‘Yeah, we could call it the Big Society’.”

    • 39
      Baldrick's burger bar says:

      When will Dennis stand up at PMQs and directly ask Cameron if he is a common purpose drone? And if, so, for how long has this been the case?

  15. 32
    Carl Marks says:

    I remember reading an article in Private Eye a few years ago that quoted one of CamerHunt’s and Jizzborne’s tutors from Eton. Apparently he kept having to haul them into his office because they’d go out into Windsor and con money out of American tourists, getting them to buy booze and pay for bogus guided tours, etc. I’m sure I remember the guy saying that he had to keep telling Gideon that he didn’t need to lie every time he opened his mouth, or words to that effect.

    Nice to see a double-act that can last as long as the great Little & Large.

  16. 40
    Bullingdon Buffoon says:

    I know the story about the Toronto Mayor and this story about the Ministry of Sound may raise questions as to whether I have taken crack.
    Some of my ideas may give people the impression that I have somehow made my brain function improperly by years of drug abuse ; my ridiculous bikes, buses and cable car which have wasted millions of pounds of taxpayers money or my ludicrous idea for an airport as far away from the main road infrastructure as possible, next to the sea (which will rise in the near future) and where fog will stop planes landing.
    I can assure everyone that these idiotic ideas are all my own and I don’t recall taking crack to cause this stupid brain of mine to be any worse than it already is


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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



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What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?


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