November 14th, 2013

Sham Pain

“It was hard to stomach David Cameron preaching austerity from a golden throne” writes Guardian contributor Ruth Hardy, who waited tables at the Lord Mayor’s banquet on Monday. Guido commends Ruth for her use of cliché; rolling off all the old classics about “the cuts”, it being “like a scene from Downton Abbey”, and not forgetting the requisite moan about a “champagne reception”. Apparently not a fan of the stuff, she slams Dave for “the idiocy of calling for cuts while wearing a white tie”, somewhat bravely asking “has the man never heard of Twitter?” Well, talking of Twitter, here is a picture Ruth tweeted of herself drinking champagne in what could be “a scene from Downton Abbey”:

Has she “never heard of Twitter”?


475 Comments

  1. 1
    David Cameron's Voicemail says:

    I FEEL HER POVERTY

  2. 2
    WelshRacer says:

    as Rene Artois would say

    “stupid woman”

  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    And is she preaching austerity for the poor like your mate Cameron?

    Or are you just throwing mud, as usual?

  4. 4
    Tarquin and Justin. Kiss Kiss XXX says:

    Dave — we think you looked imposing, dynamic, and generally very impressive at the Lord Mayor’s Banquet.

    P.S. Can No.10 let us know asap whether you will be cumming at our wedding next year. We need to firm up on the champagne and eaton faggots orders?

  5. 5
    Fishy says:

    Too many tweets make a twat

  6. 6
    EC1 PhD says:

    I don’t think her friend looks very well

  7. 7
    Lord Hawhaw says:

    Quite. Doesn’t the woman know to hold a champagne flute by the STEM?!

  8. 8

    Another Lobster Leftie, using all the old regular phrases. Innit?

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    “…The guests enjoyed a champagne reception, and then were served a starter (“a celebration of British mushrooms”), a fish course and main course of fillet of beef, all served with wine of course. In the break before dessert, coffee, dessert wine, port, brandy and whisky were served, Cameron gave his speech. We retreated downstairs to a steam-filled kitchen, where we polished the cutlery. Most of us were exhausted by this point. Dinner service is physically demanding, and I am by no means the only person who combines two or three jobs. The contrast of the two worlds was striking; someone said it was like a scene from Downton Abbey…”

  10. 10
    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:

    Trash and C-list wannabes.

  11. 11
    Anonymous says:

    WTF is the bloke supposed to do, wear,T Shirt and Jeans and look like Brand or be like the Prime Mentalist and wear a lounge suite and look like a turd.
    Seem to recall one T Blair in white tie and tails when he had the job

  12. 12
    RED ED'S SEAL TEAM says:

    Is her name ‘Ruth Hardy’ or ‘Truth ? Hardly!’

  13. 13
    Handycock whipping it out says:

    It looks like she’s more used to holding something thicker!
    Boaz.

  14. 14
    Sur Nob Skelpoff says:

    There he was, with the old Gang, suited and Booted. Gidders had just shat in the Archbishops mitre. The shout goes up “Buller, Buller, Buller…”. Boris was busy trying to shag the lady mayor as Dave runs across the tables kicking profiteroles at the great and the good. A bit of bit of droll rolls down in his chin as he feels a sharp dig in the ribs. It’s Sam “Wake up you fat piece of shh height, you’ve to talk about Austerity”

  15. 15
    Polly Toynbee says:

    We’re not hypocrites!

    I’m off to Tuscany.

  16. 16
    kmc says:

    Ha! Tautology!

    I claim my £10.

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Before the insults and “witty” sides, it might be useful to consider some (or all) what she had to said:

    “…Maybe Cameron didn’t see the irony; perhaps he forgot about the army of waiting staff, cleaners, chefs and porters who were also present at the banquet. Perhaps he thought he was in a room of similarly rich people, who understood the necessity for austerity. Perhaps it didn’t occur to him that this message might not be as easily comprehended by those who hadn’t just enjoyed a four-course meal. Perhaps he forgot about those of us, disabled or unemployed or on the minimum wage, for whom austerity has had a catastrophic and wounding effect…”

  18. 18
    Watching the Watched says:

    Isn’t this another form of Hacking? It’s called Shacking….surely a Guardian contributor wouldn’t stoop so low as to pretend to be a waitress to spy on the Tory baby eaters?

    Well….it’s almost as if the Self Righteous Banker Bonus Haters had a Offshore Tax Haven for their Trust……

  19. 19
    let them eat my cock says:

    I rather think the princess is throwing stones in crysale houses

  20. 20
    Assistance for the hard of thinking says:

    “not forgetting the requisite moan about a “champagne reception”

    “here is a picture Ruth tweeted of herself drinking champagne

  21. 21
    Ralph Millband from beyond the grave says:

    It’s so hard being poor in modern Britain , thanks to the Tories and their evil cuts. I mean a girl can only afford to go to one champagne reception a month on slave wages.

  22. 22
    Look in the mirror says:

    A newspaper editor who signs off her pay chit for this guff and then goes home to serenade himself on his £50,000 Fazioli piano is just as grand as anynone at Downton Abbey!

  23. 23
    Sur Nob Skelpoff says:

    Or….maybe he’s a f ucking bell end

  24. 24
    Anonymous says:

    Have the wench bring me another lobster and a decent mug of the krug.

  25. 25
    Anonymous says:

    Truth Hardly, is that the head of Public Relations at Tory HQ?

  26. 26
    Socialists are worthless retarded subhuman scum says:

    “for whom austerity has had a catastrophic and wounding effect…”

    Eh? How has government cutting waste (OK, they haven’t with the foreign aid budget, I’ll grant you that) had a “catastrophic effect” on people earning minimum wage?

    Their hourly wage is still the same, yes?

    And they pay less tax now. So they earn more.

  27. 27
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    Wait ! Let me get my violin.

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    Yes, Mr. B£iar.

  29. 29
    Labour voting Scum. says:

    Hypocritical scum!

  30. 30
    Shoot the cunt says:

    No “maybe” about it.

    And a prize cvnt to boot.

  31. 31
    REALITY CHECK says:

    Austerity = paying down your debts and living within your means.

  32. 32
    David Cameron is King says:

    The Guardian is crap! Hypocritical crap!

  33. 33
    RED LEN says:

    No, you’re thinking of me.

  34. 34
    Socialists are worthless retarded subhuman scum says:

    If she was good at her job, she’d anticipate your needs.

    If you have to ask her, she needs a P45.

  35. 35
    Owen Jones says:

    Is tautology a subject you can study at uni?

  36. 36
    Paddy says:

    Maybe she wouldn’t need to wait tables if the Graun paid its contributors better. Her cannon fodder articles supplied freely or for very little help keep Polly in Tuscany and help pay for Allan’s baby grand. Champagne socialists whinging about champagne tories, who’da thunk.

  37. 37
    bbc champagne chronicles says:

    “disabled or unemployed or on the minimum wage”

    Yeah from the pic she’s looks to be all three, poor cow.

    BTW, who put us all in debtors prison in the first place eh? Yeah that’s right, “no more boom just bust,” Brown.

  38. 38
    Lord Snooty says:

    Venetian blinds, how common

  39. 39
    David Miliband says:

    I’m off to New York.

  40. 40
    Paddy says:

    Probably quite sexist of me but she’s quite Bonny for a trot. Not the usual hemp wearing hamstersmuggler

  41. 41
    jizzballs says:

    I think that’s Konnie Huq, wife of Charlie Brooker.

  42. 42
    Observer says:

    She does look a bit blurred. I think these people from the East are unaccustomed to liquor.

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    “…I wonder how Cameron and his government can do these things. Aside from the idiocy of calling for cuts while wearing a white tie – has the man never heard of Twitter – does he not see what welfare cuts are doing to the vulnerable in society? He enjoys a banquet, while the number of people using food banks has tripled in the past year. As someone on the shift with me said, “It gets annoying that we always serve free food to the people who really don’t need free food.”…” Good call.

  44. 44
    if I were a rich man, deedle didle deedle dum says:

    Its a hypocritical point, but it is a point. The entire political class can learn a lesson here – cuts should apply to all levels of government first – especially entertainment budgets, wine, champagne etc. MPs should not be able to call for wage constraint without taking it themselves.

    You wouldn’t expect your children to starve while you eat would you?

    Dave, Nick et al are also guilty of poo-pooing concerns about Roma immigrants. I wonder how much bigger a concern it would be if all of these immgrants planned to resettle in Chipping Norton and rural Bucks? Its the lower elements of society that feel austerity pain greatest – if you preach it then you should practice.

  45. 45
    Sur Nob Skelpoff says:

    Cameron has overseen the biggest squeeze on the standard of living in living memory, pensioners, the poor, the working poor are all being hit hardest. Food banks are exploding. This is supposedly one of the wealthiest countries.
    Meantime he is continuing the corporate socialism of helping the city to QE, and low interest rates. Additionally, the poorest have the biggest burden of the ‘green’ taxation.
    The tyrany will work its way to you brother unless you are a gazillionaire and I suspect you are not.

  46. 46
    Lynton says:

    “A bit of droll”
    Such a sharp wit. He doesn’t write the gags himself you know.

  47. 47
    Dephlogisticated Air says:

    I can’t breath in here. It’s too stuffy.

  48. 48
    The British media are cunts says:

    Anyone else catch Toenails interviewing Cameron over Sri Lanka? Toenails having a go about why the Commonwealth is meeting in Sri Lanka.

    As soon as Cameron pointed out it was agree back in 2009 when Labour were in power, Toenails tries to shut him up.

    Yet more evidence that the BBC are trying to erase any memory of the Labour party ever being in power, especially Gordon Brown.

  49. 49
    Lord Snooty says:

    Well quite probably, as an add on for a PPE, Dave must have fully studied tautology because he is very good at it, useless repetition, in fact it must be an addon in economics Teddy Balls is good at it.

  50. 50
    Paddy says:

    Regarding young Ruth’s experience of real poverty

    Are there any ghetto’s in Dorset?

    Not known for its gritty urban culture.

    Poverty in Dorset is only being able to afford one Philipino nanny.

  51. 51
    Lord Snooty says:

    Tautology?

  52. 52
  53. 53
    not a political ed hitter says:

    The Liebour party were not in power in 2009, quick pass the whitewash .

  54. 54
    EU Watch says:

    Good image from Bulgar!a protest:

  55. 55
    Lord Snooty says:

    Thrones have side arms to help prevent the intoxicated falling off and aid them when stood making a speech in case they are unsteady on their feet

  56. 56
    polytwaddle preaching from her ivory tower in Tuscany with champers in hand says:

    I totally agree with all she said
    Pass the champers darlink

  57. 57
    cyclops says:

    i hope they paid for their meal tickets! oh, they were serving and working? he wasnt giving a speech to them, he was talking to the hoi polloi.

  58. 58
    Paddy says:

    Their strictly come dancing costumes are a bit different to ours

    Still,

    As Brucie says

    ‘Keep Dancing’

  59. 59
    john in cheshire says:

    As I’ve said before on other blogs, I don’t want these entities to have sham pain, I want them to have the real thing. All socialists/communists and all muslims. The more the merrier.

  60. 60
    Tory Scum says:

    LOL.

    You people are so deluded on this site, you are all taken in hook, line, and sinker.

    I’ll leave two nice little quote’s from your hero’s…Pathetic people you Tories.

    No wonder they have deleted their speeches.

    October 2007: George Osborne commits to increasing state spending.

    “I have committed us to two per cent a year spending rises for the next three years. This will mean real increases for our public services”

    ———————————————————————–

    The consequences of this estrangement are grim.

    In a democracy, politics is the expression of our collective will.

    It’s how we make decisions for the common good.

    So when people lose faith in politics, they start to see society differently.

    They start to feel powerless to influence the world around them.

    Some people respond by retreating into private and family life.

    Others find solidarity in narrow groupings based on shared ties.

    A few get out altogether.

    That’s not the kind of Britain I want to see.

    Atomised. Divided. Declining.

    But that will be our future unless we mend our broken politics.

    To do that, we need to understand why this political breakdown has happened.

    A lot of it is to with behaviour.

    The behaviour of a minority of individual politicians, in all parties.

    Behaviour in the House of Commons.

    But I think above all, the behaviour of the current Labour government – in three particular areas.

    First, there are the straightforward broken promises.

    They pledged a referendum on the EU Constitution…

    …and broke their promise.

    They swore they wouldn’t introduce tuition fees…

    …and broke their promise.

    I could go on.

    There are many other examples, each broken promise breaking people’s trust and breaking our politics just that little bit more…

    …until none of the promises are believed any more.

    Daves Speech to the Welsh Conservative Party Conference 2008

    LOL you really cannot make this stuff up.

    Carry on supporting the Tories, until they come for your money.

    Bye retards.

  61. 61
    anonymous too says:

    From a poor little rich girl who’s never had an empty stomach in her entire, cosseted life? Do fuck off!

  62. 62
    Keep Calm, Vote UKIP says:

    Why do you assume that anyone here supports Cameron ?

    Vote UKIP.

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    Since 2010 under the Tories over a million poor have been taken out of tax compared to Brown cutting the 10p raye and taxing them more
    Since 2010 the rich have paid a tax rate higher than at any point in the last laboue government( with exceptiob of the last 28 days where it was cynically increased by Laboue and Brown to duck up anyone cominf behind

    The only bellends are thise that vote labour

  64. 64
    Paddy says:

    Why did Karl Marx only use Teabags?

    Coz all proper tea is theft

  65. 65
    Andrew Efiong says:

    More Guardian hypocrisy? Just fancy that!

    She’s been flushed out and humiliated as a champagne swilling hypocrite. Rah-rah!

  66. 66
    Sur Nob Skelpoff says:

    A success story at last!
    Production is up year on year since we entered the market, 49% on last year. When we entered the market in 2001 production stood at exactly zero. There was 5500 Tons of Heroin produced in Afghanistan last year.

  67. 67
    Anonymous says:

    All said and done, is it not “hard to stomach David Cameron preaching austerity from a golden throne”?

  68. 68
    broderick crawford says:

    … Goodness No ! no ! Heaven Forefend !

    Next you ll be alleging various hypotheses about the late Robert Maxwell and Liechtenstein Anstalts …..

  69. 69
    The British media are cunts says:

    That is all nonsense, the BBC tell me the Tories have been in power since 1979 and ruined the economy.

    Gordon Brown was the man who won the battle of Stirling against the evil English toffs, the BBC wouldn’t lie, I watch Horrible Histories you know.

  70. 70
    broderick crawford says:

    Yes how else does one make a Venetian blind apart from gouging his eyes out ?

    Exposing him to some legitimate form of business transaction perhaps?

  71. 71
    Chucky O'Barmy says:

    Quite. Trash.

  72. 72
    Bill D'Sarse says:

    Gruniad intern goes undercover as waitress and writes anti-conservative piece.

    Shocked? Not really.

    I would have been truly shocked if a Gruniad intern went undercover as waitress and writes anti-union piece based on fat, waste of space union leader reknowned for lavish lunches.

    I won’t hold my breath.

  73. 73
    Paddy says:

    Do you think he’s put batteries in his truncheon? She’s got her sex face on

  74. 74
    broderick crawford says:

    Was he Stella s brother .. was Rene ?

  75. 75
    Weird Ed says:

    Take me, take me David…I want to thee the Red Thockth.

    Anyway I’m bored with Britain. I want your job.

  76. 76
    broderick crawford says:

    and too many twats make a twot.

  77. 77
    broderick crawford says:

    i think she is adopting a Sally Bercow variant :

    * Out of focus Face*

  78. 78
    Fishy says:

    Yep. You must be right. A BBC Five Live presenter has just told me that year in year we are all getting poorer.

    They did seem a lot happier today, the BBC. They were reporting lots of job losses and a fall in retail sales.

  79. 79
    EU Watch says:

    Sounds like G’ermany is declaring war on the US:

    They are warning of potentially violent protests which may target US facilities over seas. It does not say that the G’erman government would do anything to stop such protests within G’ermany.

  80. 80
    broderick crawford says:

    … because of course if you ARE a true leftie the world is certainly
    your … er … lobster —- preferably thermidore .

  81. 81
    EU Watch says:

    In P’oland, 50,000 people demonstrated against the UN’s proposed climate change plans:

    The new line taken by A’ustralia should set the tone, but it is good that there are some vocal voices of dissent present in W’arsaw.

  82. 82
    broderick crawford says:

    how can one possibly CELEBRATE British mushrooms .
    Like the electorate they are totally bred by being kept permanently in the dark and fed a continuous diet of shit.

  83. 83
    13 years on fantasy island says:

    Austerity isn’t a fucking religion you twat, it’s a necessity brought on by thick socialists who think money grows on trees.

  84. 84
    broderick crawford says:

    not like you eh chukky

    have you finalised the purchase of Kaduna Province yet ?

  85. 85
    Anonymous says:

    Then again, how often do you see a slim Tory? By the way, just loved your well considered end comment. Bye 4 Now.

  86. 86
    broderick crawford says:

    she s one of the Hard(l)y Girls.

  87. 87
    EU Watch says:

    This expression in Czech Republic could perhaps work in London:

  88. 88
    Tory Scum says:

    You mean like the Tories as well> LOL

    You deluded fool..HAHA

  89. 89
    nellnewman says:

    Ah that’s not Downton that’s pollytwaddles tuscan palace with champagne on tap.

    Do as I say not as I do!

  90. 90
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Austerity is UK establishment code word for economic oppression, and lying to the outside world about real economic conditions within the UK.

    eg. After WWII why was there austerity ? After the war there should have been a very healthy economic boom. Instead, there was food rationing extended, and London still is not properly rebuilt.

    Why…

  91. 91
    broderick crawford says:

    … via Colombo to take in the odd torture dungeon and bleat about Huhne – man rights.

  92. 92
    Tristram Hunt(Prime Minister Designate) says:

    Struggling to find the Tories’ pledge to “cut the deficit, not the NHS” on their website? Us too: http://action.labour.org.uk/tory404-tw

  93. 93
    nellnewman says:

    It was harder to stomach gordongloom, bullyballs and militwit and their spend spend spend of our money on fripperies and trivia and the buying of votes, when they were in government.

  94. 94
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t think I have ever been to a White Tie event, but have been to many Black Tie dos. Usually incredibly tedious and one only attends out of duty to work or a cause. Went to one last week, would rather have stayed at home watching Downton Abbey, drinking plonk and eating baked beans on toast. David Cameron as we know much prefers ‘kitchen suppers’ (no tie) – but they come with the job. Formal events are really very lower middle class or Essex bling these days and are not really posh anymore.

  95. 95
    Tarquin and Justin. Kiss Kiss XXX says:

    Our throne has rinse jets and a hot air blast. It’s sheer ecstasy.

  96. 96
    EU Watch says:

    To get a further flavour of B’ulgaria, a Czech report was arrested at the protests around the assebly building in Sof!a:

    http://protestnamreja.bg/engl/czech-reporter-arrested-for-24-hours-for-filming-the-protests/

    He was arrested simply for filming.

    Regimes which target reporters in this way, similar to what happened in the UK (thinking of examples like N’eil W’allis) should really be consigned to the past and not tolerated by the people.

  97. 97
    13 years on fantasy island says:

    The deficit has been decreased by a third under the Tories, not increased you ignorant cuпt.

  98. 98
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Ah the Guardian, such a trustworthy unbiased newspaper. The UK is indeed lucky.

  99. 99
    Chilcott says:

    Has anyone seen my report? I left a 14,000 page dossier on the desk.
    I answered the phone to someone who kept asking for “Lord Marks of Spencer’s of War Chester Shire,” and when I looked back it had gone.

  100. 100
    JM says:

    Hypocrite. All lefties are.

  101. 101
    I didn't win the bl**dy lottery says:

    How about rerenters bunging the money they’ve ripped off us at this?

    https://www.change.org/petitions/national-lottery-tnluk-donate-12million-euromillion-prize-that-wasn-t-won-to-philippines-donatelotto#share

  102. 102
    nellnewman says:

    At least he dresses according to the requirements of his job so doesn’t bring his office into disrepute. More than can be said of the labour bunch who regularly turned up at these events whilst in office , like gordongloom did ,looking like tramps off the street.

  103. 103
    broderick crawford says:

    Hot Off The Press

    Some ex Fed committee member has published an article saying sorry america we got it wrong , QE has backfired , we cannot put it back in the box as now the whole western world is addicted and will collapse without it .

    20 years of plague and famine await . Get used to it starting next year .

  104. 104
    anonymous too says:

    Yeah piss off, you fat cuпt

  105. 105
    Unlicensed Distributor says:

    And all available on your local multi cultural shit hole estate at prices everyone
    can afford as we have plenty of repeat orders from ars*e holes who just can’t
    get enough of our products…..

  106. 106
    nellnewman says:

    We hear bliar has been sneaking around shutting off sources of info so that chilcot cannot be published. Wonder what he has to hide? ++++Laugh++++

  107. 107
    David Cameron says:

    I was in bed with my new girlfriend last night,she said I‘d got the biggest dick she’d ever laid her hands on,I said, “You’re pulling my leg

  108. 108
    Anonymous three says:

    How often do you see a thin union leader?

  109. 109
    broderick crawford says:

    what s a fazoli piano

    do you mean a fagioli piano … one made out of runner beans ?

  110. 110
    Jethro Et in Academia Ego says:

    Thass not Venetian Blinds – anyone c’n see that (even a Venetian). See, they creep into the Kitchen, grab a piping-bag full of mashed potato, and squirt it all over a window: thass why they’re standin’ there grinnin; – they won the bet.

  111. 111
    Tory Scum says:

    LOL.

    The only set of hypocrites around are the Tories.

    Face the truth.

    Hence why they deleted ALL their speeches archive and removed Dave’s ‘youtube’ contribution.LOL

    Pathetic, people.

    Retard.

  112. 112
    Anonymous says:

    Interesting – if a little off topic.

  113. 113
    CJ says:

    I didn’t get where I am today by eating lobster thermostat.

  114. 114
    i'm alright jack says:

    Yep, the lot of ‘em are no strangers to a (usually) free hot dinner are they? Hypocritical wankers.

  115. 115
    Jethro says:

    76 Yeah! And Britney’s got a brother ‘n’ sister: he’s Brocolli, an’ she’s Asparagus.

  116. 116
    broderick crawford says:

    well arthur scargill was nt morbidly obese .

    he is /was quite small too as i recall

    ” man against man …… pit against pit “

  117. 117
    Le rouge Ed says:

    Edouard le Rouge Milibande sur le resistance Communiste dit,

    ” ecoutez tres attentivement, Je dirai seulemuent fois. ”

    Millie Dowler!

  118. 118
    Bill Quango MP -8 says:

    That was good..
    Three Michelin Star retort.

  119. 119
    Fly in the Turd says:

    Yep the Yanks took it…….

    And no doubt with there track record they have it will soon be available on the net

    via Assange & Snowden distribution

  120. 120
    Jethro says:

    I got a throne like that: I provide the hot air blasts, an’ pull the chain for the rinse.

  121. 121
    The Guardian's tax efficient offshore funds says:

    Labour, hypocrisy is in their DNA.

  122. 122
    broderick crawford says:

    it s filipina actually .

    Little ole pedant me …

  123. 123
    Ma­qb­oul says:

    Do the fucking Poor know, or care, whether unalterably middle class lefties are speaking up on their behalf?

  124. 124
    jizzballs says:

    Tut…so much hate.

    Is hate all you have..?

    You should skin up and calm down.

  125. 125
    Tory Scum says:

    FLMFAO………………..

    ‘The Guardian’s tax efficient offshore funds’ hahahaha.

    You people are really desperate….

  126. 126
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

    I see it’s nearly time for the annual “Children in Need” telethon.

    In light of the Jimmy Savile & Stuart Hall revelations, ITV/SKY should hold a rival one called “Children in Need of protection from the pedos at the BBC”

  127. 127
    Tristram Hunt(Prime Minister Designate) says:

    After deleting 10 years of speeches from their website, the Tory scumbags remain confident they can delete the NHS by 2015.

  128. 128
    Tory Scum says:

    Hmm i think you will find it was ALSO on the Daily Heil.(mail)

    But i guess you missed that one too eh?

  129. 129
    broderick crawford says:

    well quite …

    still i suppose the reasoning was one head is better than none .

  130. 130
    Ma­qb­oul says:

    My good God. Hard work is …well… hard.

    When Chairman Miliband comes, all hard work will be abolished. Poverty will banned and the minimum wage will be one hundred thousand per annum for a 20 hour week whether you can be arsed to get out of bed or not.

    That’ll work.

  131. 131
    broderick crawford says:

    yes they were you pillock .
    the election was may 2010 .

    are you saying there was no semblance if govt of any political stripe once Brown had been crowned ?

  132. 132
    nellnewman says:

    Did you not see today that labour also tried to delete all their speeches pre 2010!

    Hypocrisy and dishonesty in politics is not confined to one party it is a deep in the history and dna of all political parties.

  133. 133
    The Guardian's tax efficient offshore funds says:

    Yep, the Guardian whilst preaching against corporate tax avoidance, is a corporate tax avoider! Why are we not surprised?

  134. 134
    nellnewman says:

    We can but hope that the NHS death camps are deleted by 2015 – sadly I do not think it will be so.

  135. 135
    Ma­qb­oul says:

    Really it takes skill to be poor in Britain. In the Third World it is easy but in Britain you really have to be some sort of wasting moaning twat to be poor.

  136. 136
    EU Watch says:

    Support for G’olden D’awn appears to have picked up slightly in G’reece:

    Pulse poll:

    Syriza            : 22.0% 
    ND                : 21.5%
    Golden Dawn       : 10.5%
    PASOK             :  6.5%
    KKE               :  5.0%
    Independent Greeks:  4.5%
    DIMAR             :  3.0% 
    

    (h/t @EfiEfthimiou)

    GD Charities are still in operation, despite withdrawal of government funding:

    h**p://xaameriki.wordpress.com/2013/11/14/acropolis-newspaper-15000-greeks-took-part-in-golden-dawn-food-distribution/

    Meanwhile, the oppression of GD continues strangely:

    A third prosecutor has been assigned to the investigation into the criminal activity of the ‘neofascist’ party:

    h**p://www.ekathimerini.com/4dcgi/_w_articles_wsite1_1_14/11/2013_527888

    Yet the assault trial of GD MP is delayed again:

    http://greece.greekreporter.com/2013/11/12/golden-dawn-mps-assault-trial-delayed-again/

    Apparently a standard tactic to delay criminal proceedings in G’reece is for the lawyers to not show up.

  137. 137
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Had enough of the LibLabCon traitors and their mates in the Mainstream media?

    Are you a patriot and want your country back?

    1. Stop paying the telly tax.

    2. Stop buying the lying rags laughably calling themselves newspapers.

    3. Vote UKIP at every opportunity.

    Remember vote early,vote often,vote UKIP :-)

  138. 138
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Michael Foot at the Cenotaph being the highpoint…

  139. 139
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Grow a pair and stop paying the telly tax.

    I haven’t paid it for 9 years.

    I still get the odd letter addressed to “The Legal Occupier”, but as i know of no such person i burn them in the fireplace :-)

  140. 140
    Tory Scum says:

    How many Tory donors have tax-havens?

    In-fact how many Tory family members have tax-avoidance measures?

    Hypocrite.

  141. 141
    Keep Calm, Vote UKIP says:

    People should not get so worked up.

    Vote UKIP : For less political hate :-)

  142. 142
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Vote LibLabCon for more of the same:

    More EU
    More Mass Immigration
    More Green Energy Taxes
    More Defence Cuts
    More Foreign Aid
    More Political Correctness and State Controlled Press

    Vote UKIP for the cure :-)

  143. 143
    nellnewman says:

    Poor old Gre ece – this is what the EU has done do it. It is criminal that it has so brought this beautiful country to its knees.

  144. 144
    EU Watch says:

    Along with A’lbania, K’osovo is not so keen on importing Syr!an Chemical Weapons for disposal…

  145. 145
    Anonymous says:

    Stupid bitch.

  146. 146
    broderick crawford says:

    still don t worry luv

    you ll all be over in blighty in less than two months ….

    it s much nicer here . you get immediate unemployment benefit and if you knock yourself up on a drunken saturday night you go to the council on the monday and they give you a flat all expenses paid plus child money for the next sixteen years . then if you can convince sprog to take a levels and on to university that s another five years financing although by then you ll have had offspring at regular intervals to keep your pussy in the state till until you reach 60 whereupon … you ll get a pension from us for all those years we ve been giving you money

    see .. we re not so bad …

  147. 147
    Ma­qb­oul says:

    Hero’s ? Y’mean..

    Heroes. LOL

    And numbnutz calls the other posters retards.

    LOL.

    Bye…got some coursework to plagiarise. LOL

  148. 148
    jizzballs says:

    Yeah, yeah, yeah, neither have i, neither have lots of us, we get the fucking message.

    9 years..! really..?

    Bully for you. :)

  149. 149
    nellnewman says:

    I think UKIp may do well in the North against labour – nigel needs to think carefully about where stands for an MP’s job in 2015 . But if he pitches his tent in the right place he’ll win a seat in the HoC and that is going to be entertaining to watch.

  150. 150
    The BBC is a sea of shit says:

    This year’s One Show “Rickshaw Challenge”.

    Every bit as fucking boring as the last one.

  151. 151
    Eddie Shoestring says:

    Tautology is best studied by students on a tight budget.

  152. 152
    Ma­qb­oul says:

    Because we won.

  153. 153
    The NHS killed 3 of my uncles an one of my aunts and tried to kill me, too. says:

    +1

  154. 154
    Fishy says:

    You’ve read that before.

    You could have at least credited ‘comedian’ David Schneider or the other left wing ‘comedians’ who have forwarded the original tweet.

  155. 155
    Tory Scum says:

    You mean SOLD off by YOUR trusted Tories..

    The NHS is safe in our hands.. my arse.

    It’s GAME OVER for the Tories in 2015.

  156. 156
    The Guardian's tax efficient offshore funds says:

    Er, most Tories don’t deny being tax avoiders because it’s perfectly legal you tit. It’s the left who make a moral case against tax avoidance whilst being tax avoiders themselves. Who are the real hypocrites in this case you fucking moron?

  157. 157
    Ma­qb­oul says:

    I see they’re all wrapped up nice and warm like. Despite the fact it is July.

  158. 158

    Bravo! How fucking original of you. Tweets and then Twat, well fucking done you numpty Luddite mong. You must be one of those smug unfunny c.u.n.t.s who jump onto any newspaper thread about Twitter and post the same un-fucking-funny comment. If you choose to ignore one of the world’s biggest communication devices (that is what Twitter is,fucking deal with it) then that’s up to you fucknut but don’t pop up here trying to be fucking clever with quips that were about as funny as bollock cancer five fucking years ago. Now run along there is probably a UKIP page hit generating thread over on the Telegraph to get you foaming at the mouth.

  159. 159
    nellnewman says:

    There is nothing stupid about the people who work for the graudian – they cannot claim that. They are well educated and well informed – they are alas hypocritical, biased and dishonest in their opinions.

    I thought journalists were supposed to take a balanced view?! ++++Laugh+++

  160. 160
    Wally St Jernel says:

    Too many twats make a tweet.

  161. 161
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Drop the chemical weapons on Brussels & Strasbourg :-)

  162. 162
    #stupid bitch says:

    Hahahahahahaha, brilliant summary.

  163. 163
    Socialists are worthless subhuman cretins (etc) says:

    To be fair, Greece did lie through its teeth to get into the euro.

    And it’s a shitty socialist (nay, Communist) country, full of lazy socialists creeps, and as such deserves to be fucked, utterly.

    And it is being fucked, utterly. So good.

  164. 164
    nellnewman says:

    As for the ‘do I want my country back’?

    I have never lost my country – it is here for me – my way of life has never changed, and never will – and I am still here for my country.

  165. 165
    Another Engineer says:

    Ask the Americans

  166. 166
    David Common-Purpose Cameron says:

    I’m off. Period.

  167. 167
    Socialists are worthless subhuman cretins (etc) says:

    It’s concise and to the point.

    Although I would’ve just typed, “fucktard”.

  168. 168
    Raptor says:

    There isn’t any “austerity “. This country is still living substantially beyond its means, and doing so by borrowing and printing money, rather than earning it.

    There aren’t any public-sending cuts”, either — apart from actual cuts to the armed forces, whom we really need.

    Cameron should be criticised for his failure in dealing with above, and not for the whining drivel uttered by some Guardian-reading moron.

  169. 169
    EU Watch says:

    Not wanting to defend the EU, but the Papandreou government which colluded with Mark Carney’s colleagues at G’oldman S’achs.

    G’reece should not have been admitted into the Euro in the first place: It’s entry was a result of tolerated fraud.

    http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-03-06/goldman-secret-greece-loan-shows-two-sinners-as-client-unravels.html

  170. 170
    Ma­qb­oul says:

    Has Toenails never heard of the “Internet Archive” where all websites go to die? Some lefty technophile was explaining earlier that it is under constant attack by Coalition forces but they have been repulsed by the ..er ..repulsive defences of the people’s democratic socialism.

  171. 171
    you knob says:

    The NHS, copied the world over, NOT! Why? Because it’s death by lottery health, rationing. Not even 1st world ‘socialist’ nations like France copy it, because it’s a shite way to run a health service, you fucking cretin.

  172. 172
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

    You will soon be outnumbered/surrounded by immigrants whose culture is totally alien to your own.

    What will you do then?

  173. 173
    Ma­qb­oul says:

    The old fool even had his wellies on the wrong feet.

  174. 174
    Anonymous says:

    Some people are so poor these days they can’t afford the iPad Air. They are stuck with the out of date iPad 2. Bummer!

  175. 175
    Anonymous says:

    Good point.

    More correct would be: Deceitful Bitch.

  176. 176
    Ma­qb­oul says:

    How many have tax havens? Doesn’t everyone?

  177. 177
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    The only thing worst than the NHS is Obamacare.

  178. 178

    You fucking thick mong, not every fucker on here is either a mouth breathing tory or an alcoholic middle class divorcee clinging to the UKIP dream. Some of us think that ALL politicians should be violently butchered in the street by the public. Arsehole fuckwit wankers like you will then be dragged from your beds, violently arse fucked and given the fucking beating of your life, them we will set your stinking corpse on fire.

  179. 179
    Labour says:

    No one is going to ever trust us on the economy, and we’ve no other policies.

    If we want votes, promoting a phoney class war is all we have left.

  180. 180
    Catering staff says:

    If rich people didn’t throw lavish banquets at hotels there would be no more work for all the hospitality staff you are having to mingle with you dumbass.

  181. 181
    Anonymous says:

    Remember in Britain these days disabled quite often means “bad back.” However whenever there is a demonstration the “bad back” crowd are nowhere to be seen. It’s always the guys in wheelchairs they send out to demonstrate.

  182. 182
    jizzballs says:

    Twitter is for pompous c*nts who assume that the world is eager to hear the crap they spout.

    They are fucking deluded, (fucking deal with it).

    That goes for left, right and fucking centre…..

  183. 183
    Ma­qb­oul says:

    She’s got jolly hockey sticks ex public school gel “did you board, me too!?” written all over her prissy face.

    “oh, golly gosh, I’d rather have a new hospital than the Royal Family.”

  184. 184
    jizzballs says:

    Oooh, tough guy….

  185. 185
    Steady Eddie says:

    Who’s the bird with her?

  186. 186
    Ma­qb­oul says:

    This is modern Britain; this is iPoverty.

  187. 187
    Anonymous says:

    The only party leader to get his fashion tips from Worzel Gummidge.

  188. 188
    Toxic Labour for spongers, parasites and criminals says:

    Not long until the Grauniad goes bust. Only the Labour Broadcasting Corporation to go then.

  189. 189
    Jethro says:

    Well, be fair: her bust seems to’ve bin abolished.

  190. 190
    Anonymous says:

    If only.

  191. 191
    Ma­qb­oul says:

    Twit

  192. 192
    percy says:

    Nah, not really, I’ve got something far worse in mind for the arsehole calling himself ‘Tory Scum’.

  193. 193
    Sri Lanka says:

    We had a war that dragged on for twently years then we got bored and just killed all the nutters and anyone who looked like they supported the nutters. Now we have peace. Maybe you guys should try it.

  194. 194
    Anonymous says:

    Really made me laugh. So true though.

  195. 195
    MB. says:

    No one Tweeted a picture of the Grauniad editor quaffing champage? With his salary he probably bathes in it

  196. 196
    broderick crawford says:

    Employers predict you will work harder for less money

    It’s fine because you really want to spend more time at work anyway
    BOSSES across the UK are going to make you work harder so they can buy more things, according to a new survey.
    The Chartered Institute of Personnel and Development found that although the economy is growing, employers are not planning to take on new staff because that would involve paying people to do things that you could do if you stayed at your desk until at least 9pm.

    A chartered spokesman said: “Instead of taking on more staff, companies are looking to ‘increase productivity’. And I think we all know that means.

    “It means you’re fucked.”

    Just one in five companies said they would increase staff numbers and most of those will be accountants who specialise in helping employers avoid tax.

    Meanwhile, legal firms are also expected to take on more staff to help employers grind you into the dirt when you take them to a tribunal for trying to kill you.

    Martin Bishop, an employer from Stevenage, said: “I have a great team here. They’re dedicated and professional and they all want to contribute as much as they can, especially at weekends.

    “I know they would not want me to take on more staff because they understand the harsh realities of globalisation.”

    Emma Bradford, one of Mr Bishop’s employees, added: “Keep it up, fuckface. Keep it up.”

  197. 197
    QT Watch says:

    From Portsmouth tonight, where Dave has viciously killed ship building:

    The wonderfully unbalanced panel:

    Ed Davey       : Energy Secretary               (Mong-tit)
    Stella Creasy  : Shadow Minister Business       (Nice tits)
    Nigel Lawson   : Conservative former Chancellor (Old tit)
    P'aul Kenny     : GMB Union Goon                 (Union tit)
    Nikki King     : director at Isuzu Trucks UK 
    

    Only reason for watching: Will Dimber’s reveal why he had that tattoo ?

  198. 198
    Ma­qb­oul says:

    Precisely so. It’s difficult to understand what her problem is. That people have to work for a living. That other people might actually be enjoying themselves as a fruit of that hard work. That there’s plenty of well paid work available in Britain for those who are prepared to roll their sleeves up.

  199. 199
    Steady Eddie says:

    Why was Lenin at the corner of the street?
    He was Lenin on the lampost.

  200. 200
    less means more says:

    So true….

  201. 201
    Humbug Watch says:

    Ah yes, Stella Creasy: I wonder if anyone will ask her about her time running a successful business?

  202. 202
    Ma­qb­oul says:

    detention?

  203. 203
    Jim says:

    Yes. Nice one.

  204. 204
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    If you could perhaps hang A’lastair C’ampbell with his own intestines from the lamp-post closest to Parliament as a starter for 10, that would win many to your cause.

  205. 205
    Jethro says:

    Don w’ere I come from, we’ never ‘eard tell o’f these Philipino ‘r filipina Nannies – let alone ‘aving two! Why, out Pendeen way they’d reckon if you got one nanny, you’m made! See, ‘f’you c’n ‘fford the stud-fee for a Billy, y’r one nanny’ll keep you in milk, and breed… eat brambles, nettles, ‘n’ all!

  206. 206
    Podiceps says:

    Fazioli pianos are mega-grands, two feet longer than the biggest concert Steinway. That’s why Rusbridger has one. It’s a penis thing.e

  207. 207
    Ma­qb­oul says:

    You could start your own business if you don’t like bosses.

  208. 208
    Away on Business says:

    Totally with you on the beans on toast. My favourite snack.

  209. 209
    kitler says:

    Because we started WW2 and even though we didn’t loose, victory cost us our empire and left us endebted to the USA.

  210. 210
    Major (retired) says:

    How polite those Al-Qaeda chaps are becoming.

    You see, exporting British values to the world is definitely working!

  211. 211
    Anonymous says:

    Totally agree. There are no cuts. No-one is worse off. We will have to have cuts though- we are all well fed, wellhoused, holidays abroad etc., but we don’t do much to earn this life style and I include myself.

  212. 212
    QT Watch says:

    There perhaps should be some pointed questions about the renting of offices issue.

    Would bet that the Labour party faithful they bus in will not be asking about that, and if anyone else does, they would be booed off the program.

  213. 213
    Jim says:

    Sh. You just left school, you are not supposed to work. That’s is why we have uncontrolled immigration into the UK!
    Vote Labour and stay at home.

  214. 214
    Jim says:

    Sorry to interrupt. Has anyone managed to clear up their nail fungus yet?

  215. 215
    nellnewman says:

    You are so wrong about that. I absolutely believe that my English culture which I can trace back 500 years in my family history will continue for another 500 years and beyond. Why would it not?

  216. 216
    Fishy says:

    The CIPD was in the Blanchflower camp several years back, predicting that unemployment would head for 4m and there would be death and pestilence throughout the land.

    I seem to remember that one of their soothsayers was a hard lefty.

    The CIPD are a ‘know fuck all’ organisation, always has been.

  217. 217
    Ma­qb­oul says:

    The Koreans killed shipbuilding in the UK.

  218. 218
    A Quote to Note says:

    Dennis Skinner: “Half the Tories opposite are crooks.”
    Speaker: “Please retract”
    Dennis Skinner: “Ok, half the Tories opposite aren’t crooks.”

  219. 219
    nellnewman says:

    Nope, apparently, he just buys two highly priced grand pianos , so that he can learn to play keyboards!

  220. 220
    kitler says:

    How sad have you got to be to get bullied by Ed Balls? I mean, how hard could he possibly fight? Does he do weights or boxing or something? He looks like slightly retarded closet case who lives with his mum, but not the clever hacker type, more a wank till he cant cry any more type. Anyone that has ever allowed themselves to be pushed around by this man should hang thier head in shame.

  221. 221
    QT Watch says:

    Agreed. Was anticipating the lefty hate-fest which is sure to ooze from tonight’s program, and fester like a puddle of Miliband snot beneath TV screens across the land.

    There will be heavy revision of the fact that when Labour put the contract into Portsmouth it was only ever meant to be temporary.

  222. 222
    Jethro says:

    Why are the queues so long in the USSR?
    Because they believe in the Com-in-tern.

    Be careful when greeting a Soviet: his name might be Andropov.

  223. 223
    nellnewman says:

    Let’s be honest the UK Unions killed shipbuilding in the UK!

  224. 224
    nellnewman says:

    As goredongloom said ‘I saved the world’ !! and ‘I stopped boom and bust’!! Oops!!!

  225. 225
    David Common-Purpothe Cameron says:

    PeeEth : Hold your dothe and vote for me. You don’t want to let the other plebth in, do you ?

  226. 226
    David Cameron says:

    Latest polls show a remarkable consistency
    YouGov LAB lead 8%
    TNS-BMRB LAB lead 8%
    ICM LAB lead 8%
    Populus LAB lead 8%

    Hear ! Hear !

    I say,jolly good show old chap.

    Tally Ho ! What ?

  227. 227
    nellnewman says:

    Or how about’ half my labour bench are crooks’ ??! or ‘ more than half of my labour bench are crooks’ ?!

  228. 228
    Anus says:

    Typical leftist cu’nt

  229. 229
    Mong the Miliband says:

    Dave got a double first in: How to look a total cock on the international stage.

  230. 230
    Jethro says:

    212… and the USA were (unlike now) so wisely opposed to any form of Socialism, that they insisted on instant repayment, rather than be seen to be subsidising the Socialist spending-spree of Attlee and co.

  231. 231
    jizzballs says:

    We didn’t annexe Austria, we also wouldn’t have had to pay back the yanks so much if the fucking French had paid there rather considerable debt back to us…

  232. 232
    Fishy says:

    WHY?

    Because Labour wasted all of the Marshall Plan money.

    Nothing changes

  233. 233
    nellnewman says:

    The problem for militwit is multi -..

    1) He struggles to get beyond a single point lead . foot and kinnochio had double point leads at this point in their political cycle. And still they lost.

    2) falkirk is seriously eroding his image. He is becoming regarded as untrustworthy because of this issue.

    3) labour has lost the argument on welfare – we all believe IDS has finally got it right even though he’s still battling to get all of his reforms through Cabinet

    4) theresa may is winning the battle on immigration even though we think she’s not doing enough. Labour would do even less or even nothing!!

    These are the issues!!!

  234. 234
    Anonymous says:

    And yet, from Daily mail, you certainly get a better class of hard-right drivel.

  235. 235
    Hang Tony Blair says:

    Looks like Tony is being singled out now:

    http://twitter.com/stering001/status/401072960234328064

    Is this part of the ‘Maxwellization’ or is this now ‘Blairation’ ?

  236. 236
    kitler says:

    Or if you can’t vote for UKIP then at least vote Tory. They tell much better lies than Labour and at least they practice a more refined sort of corruption.

  237. 237
    Lord Hugh Gampton-A'Throbbin says:

    Now seriously chaps (and chapessess of course) you can see what the gel means, yah?
    I was only yesterday saying much the same from the Labour seats in the Hise of Lords, dontcha know, much the same.
    Still, she looks a bit of a game filly, and even at 104, I think I could give her the inside track on vulgar materialism in my Lear over the Caymens!

  238. 238
    nellnewman says:

    In much the same way that they killed the coal industry, the steel industry and the car industry and they are now trying to kill the energy industry and the rail and transport industry.

  239. 239
    nellnewman says:

    Hopefuly the dam is cracking!!!

  240. 240
    Pliny the Welder says:

    Dog bites man…. Pope is closet Catholic…. Bears scientifically proven to be Silvan defecators.

  241. 241
    Keep Calm, Vote UKIP says:

    Labour supporters should recall these wise words:

    Vote UKIP.

  242. 242
    Fishy says:

    Vote UKIP, get Lennie

  243. 243
    jizzballs says:

    Or Benny from ‘Crossroads’.

  244. 244
    kitler says:

    So far they have deleted all the doctors and the cleaners from a&e and a good few thousand elderly residents from the wards so their on shcedule.

  245. 245
    Typical leftist cu'nt says:

    Hey, that’s me you’re talking about!

  246. 246
    Magaluf Engerlander says:

    Nell, I like your stuff, and have read it with interest for some years… Don’t always agree, but hey ho, and nonny.. Etc.

    I have to say, though, that Millitwat’s biggest drawback is that he is NOT so much Mr Bean, as Johnny English, without the redeeming features of underdog like-ability.
    Unfortunately for LieBore, he is an even bigger Crunt (sic) than Cameron, Wing Commader Farage and his magic garage and Nick Nick Clegg.

    What to do…….?

  247. 247
    Anonymous says:

    Your name is so over-the-top, and shows such blind hate for anything leftwing, almost as if someone is paying you to write this stuff.

  248. 248
    Jethro says:

    …a pity he didn’t buy a Pleyel: after centuries they’ve had to close.
    Then again, he could have been patriotic, and bought a Broadwood…except that, I think they too have ceased trading… as, I think have Bosendorfer (killed by Steinway), Bechstein (killed by Steinway), Bluthner (ditto) and Brinsmead and Cramer went decades ago… the Yanks (‘Land of the Free’) love creating monopolies, like Rhododendrons, smothering and poisoning competition: I reckon it’ll be a ‘play-off’ between Steinway and Yamaha, so we end up with one kind of piano, with one steely tone – hard, cold, indifferent.

  249. 249
    kitler says:

    I agree. Most of the immigrants to the UK came here because they want a quiet family life and to run businesses. Muzzies and Indians tend to be quite right wing politically and once they see Labour for the sham that it is they will vote for a whoever promises low taxes, a pulling up of the drawbride for newcomers and the right to smoke shishas in their kebab houses. Gay marriage and a never ending flood of scum appeals no more to these people than it does to us.

  250. 250
    jizzballs says:

    I’ve got a Bontempi.

  251. 251
    The BBC always reports, "The Government has...Labour said..." says:

    Dewsbury, Batley, Burnley, Blackburn, Nelson, Brierfield, Bradford, Rochdale, Oldham..we are on our way!!

  252. 252
    Jethro says:

    Vote Milly, get Lennie… vote Tory, get Camercleggie.

  253. 253
    Average Kosovan Businessman says:

    These protestings are most bad. I make much eurodollars selling weapon of chemistry to blacked market, not care who buy, will use cash to build organ donar hospital for rich Russians. Give you best bodybits, always in stock.

  254. 254
    Twonk says:

    Is this you Stephen?

  255. 255
    Dead person says:

    Oh, how I long for the day when he wears a shroud.

  256. 256
    Bilda Berger says:

    Asparagus is married to Brad Pitt’s brother, Gravel.

  257. 257
    The BBC always reports, "The Government has...Labour said..." says:

    PM priestess the ugly Caroline Quim described the summit as controversial? FFS this is the only description thanks to twunts like her and the Beeb!

    Where was the mention of the Falkirk shitstorm about to hit Liebour like a typhoon?

    The BeeB are still are flogging the democracy study after the remarks by Russell MilliBrand with Paxo Stuffing, FFS the came close as they mentioned voter registration in the discussion but didn’t quite make the connection to Falkirk…phew a bit close for comfort!

    Th entire BeeB output has gone sthum on this as it is embarrassing to them and gives Murdoch satisfaction, ahh-ahh!

  258. 258
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Seeing as Cameron’s father in law is making a nice profit out of the wind turbine scam, i say we tell the hordes of Romas arriving next year about all the lovely scrap metal value to had from demolishing these wind turbines. We could also direct them to the BBC TV broadcasting masts like Winter Hill.

    Vote UKIP for the cure :-)

  259. 259
    nellnewman says:

    Depends where you are in the UK . If in the North maybe vote UKIP – If in the Shires vote Tory – If in Scotland can’t say – follow your instincts (just don’t vote labour)!!

  260. 260
    By The Way says:

    Why do many working families have claim top-up benefits? No state hand outs – unless it saves business on wages?

  261. 261
    kitler says:

    F*ck, if Blair said it then its a lie. I guess we’d better stay in the EU and just try to reform it somehow.

  262. 262
    Skipping it says:

    Will Tezz be demanding a fee this year?

  263. 263
    nellnewman says:

    OK And from the graudian you get a better class of hard left drivel!!

    Come on most educated folks know you have to balance these things out!!

  264. 264
    Tachybaptus says:

    Arse fucked? You are a Tory then!

  265. 265
    nellnewman says:

    No! No!” and NO! We don’t want to be any part of it . Churchjill said – he supported continental integration but Britain had bigger dreams to pursue – I agree with that!

  266. 266
    jizzballs says:

    That’s actually a fucking good idea…

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    nellnewman says:

    Exactly – apart from some terrible places in inner cities where crime rages and nobody cares, and has probably done that for generations – though I’m not sure why that is – the rest of us live in normal English places where our lifestyle is not going to change.

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    nellnewman says:

    OK And from the gra udian you get a better class of ha rd lef t driv el!!

    Come on most educated folks know you have to balance these things out!!

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    Anonymous says:

    Is it true that its only a sister publication (exchange and mart of all things) that keeps the graun afloat ?

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    Anonymous says:

    MONG— no it was a double first in PPE.What did you get ?

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    By The Way says:

    Tony Blair was well-dress and went to all the posh events – did not mean that he could be trusted.

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    Anonymous says:

    Though some seats could be considered too easy for Nigel.

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    nellnewman says:

    Actually I feel her hypocrisy in much the same that I feel polytwaddle of the tuscany palace when she talks about austerity and poverty!

  274. 274
    Owen Jones says:

    Waiting for Guido Fawkes to update us on how the ruling elite are smarter than the rest of us and need to run all our lives

  275. 275
    HEARDITALLSEENITALL says:

    If you think that the mail is hard right there is something the matter with you,to many of us it merely spouts Camerons blue Labour garbage.

  276. 276
    Guns n' Neuroses says:

    Because Brown made the tax credit system so ridiculously complicated.

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    TRUST ME – I’M THE PROGENY OF A MARXIST.

  278. 278
    Anonymous says:

    “…The political content of what Cameron is saying is obviously more important than where he was saying it, but I don’t think the latter is irrelevant. I have a fundamental problem with a man who sits on a golden throne and lectures us about spending less, like a modern-day, white-tie clad sheriff of Nottingham. And all around him, the insidious stain of austerity creeps across the country, manifesting in the bedroom tax, rising tuition fees and the closure of public services that vulnerable people depend on…”

  279. 279
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Major international child porn ring busted in Toronto / Canada:

    People who have been following the Rob Ford saga may be interested to look up his 2001 objections to spending city money making a road bridge in Toronto suicide proof.

    He preferred to see the money spent on tackling child sexual abuse which he argued to be one of the causes of Toronto’s very high suicide rate among children / young adults.

    This perhaps puts a different perspective on the nature of the lefties who have been running Toronto / Ontario and what Ford has been dealing with since being in office.

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    HEARDITALLSEENITALL says:

    You are soon to be disillusioned I hope the shock is not too much for you , the people of Boston, Peterborough, Lincoln and Leicester UNTIL RECENTLY lived in normal English places.

  281. 281
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Should have mentioned: About 400 children were taken into protective custody in Toronto.

    It would be fair to assume that their social services are likely as p’aedo infested as those in the UK so this may not be a good break for the children involved.

    Coverage here:

    h**p://theneedleblog.wordpress.com/2013/11/14/project-spade-nearly-400-children-rescued/

    And it should be noted that the pro-p’aedo lobby has been active in Ontario, hijacking the usual gay and transgender lobbies:

    http://metronews.ca/news/canada/454145/transgendered-canadians-respond-to-conservative-groups-pedophilia-slur/

    It should be said that ‘transgendered’ people are unnatural freaks who really do not deserve a separate political voice outside of the gender to which they happen to belong.

  282. 282
    HEARDITALLSEENITALL says:

    No Labour voters in England give a stuff what happens in Falkirk, unfortunately

  283. 283
    Guns n' Neuroses says:

    Are you also struggling to find Labour’s manifesto pledge from 2010 to make £20bn. of “efficiency savings” in the NHS?

  284. 284
    Praise be to Al Lah for sending us the Drones says:

    Hypocrisy rules KO!

  285. 285
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    Any LibDems involved ?

  286. 286
    Guns n' Neuroses says:

    Thanks for bracketing the word “mail” next to the incredibly witty “Heil.”
    Never would have figured it out otherwise.

  287. 287
    Mong Watch says:

    Q. What does an Oxbridge double first in PPE get you ?
    A. David Cameron

    So – Your argument is what exactly ?

    If Cameron had studied and got double first in something like Engineering, or Medicine, or even Law, he could have done something useful, rather than being the retarded cretinous substandard common purposed PR mong that he is.

    He could even had gone into politics after a successful career, rather than be shoe horned in by a failed monarch who really should have known better.

    Didn’t they teach you that in mong school ? ;-)

  288. 288
    Alan Rusbridger - Comrade in Chief says:

    WE do hypocrisy better than even the BBC and Labour Party.

  289. 289
    JadedJean says:

    “The Koreans killed shipbuilding in the UK.”

    Only national socialists do heavy engineering. Do you know why?

  290. 290
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Apparently 4 Londoners so far arrested. Twitter has the names.

    Worth keeping an eye as the arrests are likely not over, so could well be a few more Lib Dems involved.

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    Guns n' Neuroses says:

    I’m sure you’re right; but I’m equally sure that the EU Commission knew all along but looked the other way, as “the project” was far too important to be jeopardised by such trivialitles as economic reality.

  293. 293
    Gordon, annual cenotaph walk on part done. says:

    grunt

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    Praise be to Al Lah for sending us the Drones says:

    Those mushrooms must have come from the New Forest. Ask the Eco-loons they are really concerned that someone’s picked al their mushrooms.

  295. 295
    Joe Public says:

    Listening to that Liebor Scottish mafia git Alexander in the shallow cabinet got on my wick today ranting on about Cameron and Sri Lanka.
    The height of the war was when these turds were in “power” and did absolutely nothing about any human rights. What he knows about diplomacy and foreign affairs would’nt cover a pin head.
    Seems Liebor are the most hypocritical party in living memory.

  296. 296
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME AS I CAN’T LEVY GREEN TAXES FROM CANDLES.


  297. 297
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    May want to be more concerned about what could be on the audio track of uTube vids:

    http://changeyourmind.com/questions/shoplifting.html

  298. 298
    Just Saying. says:

    She has obviously had help with her diatribe. As an intern (unpaid?) she would have had a Guardian minder to mentor her.
    Very sad apprenticeship for a flawed woman.

  299. 299
    Skynet says:

    remember that one ?

    Spitting Image puppeteers are good in bed

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    Anonymous says:

    And if we followed the Guardian and Milliband then???

    Eurozone economy virtually stagnant with just 0.1% growth after French economy unexpectedly shrinks
    In the previous quarter the 17 euro economies grew by 0.3 per cent
    Spain’s economy grew by 0.1 per cent, but one in two are still unemployed

    What about your mate across the channel Ed and the alternative way . Not so cocky now heh?

  301. 301
    Sarkozi and Mr Bunga Bunga. says:

    We have two of them

  302. 302
    Spartacus says:

    house was just hit by a flock of pigs . .

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    Chuka hasn't got the guts to admit he is visiting Israel as a friend says:

    So when Chuka said he was visiting the Mid east it was not the truth.

    He was actually visiting Israel. I have no problem with Israel but clearly from reading the Tweets he has received, his constituents hate the state of Israel.

    As Chuka is a Labour friend of Israel and his constituents are haters of Israel then I suppose a visiting the Mid East Tweet was sensible from Chuka’s political career point of view, but it was a LIE non the less.

  304. 304
    Bert says:

    Is it anything like the nonce-o-phone?

  305. 305
    Big Momma says:

    The total fiasco that is Obamacare has been going on in the states for weeks without one word from the bbc.
    On Wednesday less that 50,000 had signed up but today Obamarama admitted his mistakes (could only find Sibelius to blame and she has taken it on the chin) and so the BBC mentioned this today (Thursday) and that the registrations were 100k – 50k in ONE day? – lies and more lies and more disinformatio from the Beeb.
    However the beeb are getting very nervous and realising that people distrust them more than bankers and estate agents. Some presenters and editors are replying personally to criticism of their programmes. But don’t hold your breath.

  306. 306
    The BBC no longer pretend to be neutral says:

    You must be joking. The BBC now leads with “LABOUR” says, accuses, will, next government, are the bees knees etc.

  307. 307
    Blowing Whistles says:

    And then there is ken Clarke and a few of his friends from Elm Street!

  308. 308
    Labour was wrong again as they always are says:

    At the same time, the Office for National Statistics released figures showing the number of people in work at a record high – and, significantly, most of the new jobs are in the private sector.
    Finally, after a decade in which the bulk of jobs went to immigrants, two-thirds of the 376,000 new posts created in the last year were taken by people born in the UK.
    Labour (aided by its anti-cuts cheerleaders at the BBC) won’t admit it, but all the signs are that Iain Duncan Smith’s bold welfare reforms, far from being ‘cruel’, are encouraging people to get off the dole and into the workplace.
    Yes, there are huge obstacles still to be cleared – not least the decision over when the economy is strong enough to absorb a rise in the current record low interest rates. And, yes, the Mail wishes that house prices weren’t rising so fast and that this was an export not consumer-led recovery.

    More…

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2506951/DAILY-MAIL-COMMENT-Finally-Britain-path-recovery.html#ixzz2kf1zBV8y
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Oh – I Forgot to mention – His judicial friends as well!

  310. 310
    Red Penny says:

    I bet if Cameron ran a newspaper, he’s pay himself £146,000 a year, while the workers had to exist on zero hours contracts and free blogs from desperate wannabe journalists.

    And he’d probably give the paper a self righteous title like, oh I don’t know – The Guardian or something

    Haven’t these people heard of Companies House?

  311. 311
    Bill and Ben says:

    Warning for the mongs out there.

    Do not try this with Plastic plant pots, after you have had a little weed.

  312. 312
    Blowing Whistles says:

    And Tories and labour persons – I have no doubt – oh and judges and lawyers and City CEO’s – and generally those that you would last and least suspect – the bastards running the joints.

    Of course Margaret Hodge knew absolutely nothing whatsoever.

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    Biased BBC Question Time says:

    David Dimbledore presents the biased BBC Question Time show from Portsmouth tonight where shipbuilding is about to end after 500 years with the loss of almost a thousand jobs.

    On the panel tonight, the usual bunch of self-serving cυnts:-
    Energy Secretary, Windy miller enthusiast – Ed Davey
    Shadow Business Minister for Labour, but never run a business – Stella Creasy
    Former Chancellor, Toadface – Nigel Lawson
    General Secretary of the GMB Union, Red Bastard – Paul Kenny
    Director of Isuzu Trucks UK, Nikki King

  314. 314
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Tick, tock to Chilcot oh and Bircham Dyson Bell and lots, lots more.

    Sir Kevin Teb’bite’. Sir David Omm and ….?

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    Pundit Too. says:

    Attlee and cohorts did not even admit to receiving Marshal Aid money let alone getting more aid than Germany and then wasting it. Rationing ended in 1952. Yet Labour Party want to deify Clement Attlee.
    When will people learn that Socialism does not work, partly because it attracts venal, incompetent, and corrupt leaders.

  316. 316
    Gonk says:

    D’you think that Ed looks like Grace Slick after an operation.

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    UKIP turkeys voting for Crimbo says:

    From politicalbetting.com on UKIPs poll score today

    On a bare uniform national swing this is not enough for UKIP to win a single seat but it can damage other parties, particularly the Tories. This latest poll shows that 19% of 2010 CON voters are now saying purple – one of the reasons why the blues are down at 31%.

    Vote UKIP and get Milliband , more EU integration and no referendum meanwhile UKIP does not win one single seat.

  318. 318
    askerratt says:

    You have possibly cost her her job

    Sent from Samsung Mobile

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    Tell the Truth. says:

    Be fair he does have the look of a stocky pit bull terrier, a rather ugly eye popping one. Plus he does look and act like a bully boy.

  320. 320
    Anonymous says:

    Is this Unlce Wupert going Red ?

  321. 321
    Alan Rusbridger - Comrade in Chief says:

    Not if I can help it.

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    Ed Balls says:

    As the Falkirk scandal spreads, Labour insiders are saying: you can’t trust Ed Miliband

    http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/danhodges/100245896/as-the-falkirk-scandal-spreads-labour-insiders-are-saying-you-cant-trust-ed-miliband/

    Can you trust Ed Miliband? Twenty-four hours after the revelation that he acquiesced – to give his actions their most charitable interpretation – in a deal with Len McCluskey to enable Unite to rig the candidate selection in Falkirk, it’s a question that deserves an answer

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    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    VOTE UKIP…GET UKIP

  325. 325
    Joe Public. says:

    I have done items 1 and 2 but will not be doing 3.

  326. 326
    The Legal Fraternity says:

    I’ve got a sneaky feeling that you don’t like many in the legal fraternity?

  327. 327
    anonus says:

    Qt kicking off with kicking for scotchland.

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    If it warms, tax it. says:

    Don’t give our bastarding MPs ideas, they will be slapping windmill tax on candles next.

  329. 329
    Just Saying says:

    I bet she is looking for a nice rich middle class professional as a husband, and would jetison her “socialist beliefs” for one if needed.
    Shallow they definately are.

  330. 330
    The BBC always reports, "The Government has...Labour said..." says:

    Not on the BBC you won’t!

  331. 331
    Just Saying says:

    I was dragged up on union work to rule and one out all out / which is why I moved into professional management.

  332. 332
    Just Saying says:

    Better to listen than to watch. Strange background and he looks like he got out of bed and dressed in the dark.

  333. 333
    The Legal Fraternity says:

    Friends of Israel tend to get promoted way beyond their levels of competency.

    Ask Cameron, Blair etc. etc.

  334. 334
    Blowing Whistles says:

    To the Leg Frat

    Your trade is above all else the sickest trade in duplicity and deception – You lot are my “target” – just in case you haven’t worked it out yet shysters.

    An Independent judiciary – you fucking duplicitous bastards – go to and hang yourselves – and btw there are more of us who hate you and your fucking trade than you know or dare imagine.

  335. 335
    Ray Winstone says:

    Why do all trade unionists have to have exagerated faux cockeney accents similar to Bill Bragg?

  336. 336
    Cynic says:

    High maintenance i am afraid

  337. 337
    Fishy says:

    Stella Crease Me, is another typical Labourite….she says we need to keep jobs in both Pompey and Scotchland (even though they’re no longer needed).

    Labour’s magic money tree, Labour’s magic jobs tree

  338. 338
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    You must pay my new Acidity Tax.

  339. 339
    kitler says:

    To make up for all the fuel duty and council tax.

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    An engine development engineer with 25 years experience of developing diesel engines says:

    Brilliant!

    The fat fuckwit bitch in QT, labelled as “Hon Chairwoman (??) of Izuzu Trucks” (btw she looks alot like the fake woman out of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Total Recall film) talking bollocks about climate change (along with Ed Davey).

    She even came up with the old chestnut that the exhaust emissions from one of her company’s trucks is cleaner than the air that the engine takes in, in certain places around the world.

    I would kindly ask her to place her mouth over the exhaust pipe, of one of her trucks, and breath the emissions for approx. 30 minutes if she believes the bollocks that she spouts.

  341. 341
    Anonymous says:

    Fuc’king hell the “climate change” debate on QT stinks – flapping around attempting to justify taxes and hand wringing about whether data supports that temperatures / sea levels / ocean acidity etc. are rising but the debate totally avoids mentioning whether HUMAN ACTIVITY is actually causing it. Nigel Lawson by far and away the most sensible though.

  342. 342
    Whoooo! says:

    Spooky, Davy is Gordonloon incarnate!

  343. 343
    Fishy says:

    And Creasy despicably uses the deaths of people in the Philippines to reinforce her argument for Weird Ed’s carbon taxes.

    What a ****.

  344. 344
    kitler says:

    I bet Prescot could f*ck him up if he needed to.

  345. 345
    brown-dog says:

    Fuck me! Ed Davey is a fully paid up member of the climate change conspiracy. He’s actually one of the most zealous proponents I’ve ever seen on UK telly.

    He is part of the problem and nothing to do with the solution.

    Ed Davey was dealt a poor hand with regard to family life when young…

    “His father John died when Davey was four years old, and his mother Nina (née Stanbrook) eleven years later, following which he was brought up by his mother’s parents. After attending senior school at the independent Nottingham High School (in common with MPs Kenneth Clarke, Geoff Hoon and Ed Balls) in the year above Ed Balls, where he was head boy in 1984, he furthered his education at Jesus College, Oxford where he was awarded a first class BA degree in Philosophy, Politics and Economics in 1988. Whilst at Oxford, he was also elected to the JCR presidency of Jesus College.”

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Davey

    He’s so desperate to please others and appear popular. Head boys always strive to be popular. Becoming an MP was his dream job.

  346. 346
    The Conspiracy says:

    What do you mean? We trusted him and so far he has delivered on everything.

  347. 347
    New Brillo on the Block says:

    Blinking Heck.

    Em Mate Less has made a brilliant start in hosting This week. Watch your back Brillo.

  348. 348
    Londoners says:

    ” the number of people using food banks has tripled in the past year.”

    Because donations have tripled.
    They’re not going to chuck it into the bin are they — same as they couldn’t previously give what they didn’t have

  349. 349
    RED ED'S SEAL TEAM says:

  350. 350
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP says:

    I was actually the Spam Head Boy.

  351. 351
    The Conspiracy says:

    Would have been easier to pursue those dreams if we still had an empire, our cities hadn’t been bombed into dust and nearly half a million of our best people hadn’t been killed, but hey ho at least we helped unleash socialism into the world and thats kind of a dream isn’t it.

  352. 352
    RED LEN says:

  353. 353
    Anonymous says:

    Useless lefty fuckwit Maitless begins the programme with another reference to Tory archives being made unavailable on their site. Like the rest of the BBC, and much of the media, she’s willfully ignoring the fact that Labour have effcetively done the same. Biased bastards, as usual!

  354. 354
    Displaced Brummie says:

    What? Another flaming hypocrite writing for the Guardian? Who’d a thunk it?

  355. 355
    Tory Scum says:

    Tough Guy behind your keyboard.

    Drop dead fuck-face.

  356. 356
    This week watcher says:

    Nope. Only the Tories deleting info according to the report tonight

  357. 357
    Labour Insiders says:

    We used to totaly trust this guy who stabbed his brother in the back and we always thought that he was the one controlling the unions who provided all his funding. We also used to consider Gordon Brown a towering intelectual collosus and it took us ages to work out that he was actually a disturbed hunchback who would regularly piss himself before running around the room clapping at imaginary flies. However due to us being the living embodiment of the Dunning/Krueger model fuckwit, we will never be able to learn from this and will completely misjudge the nature of every leader we ever get untill the end of time.

  358. 358
    MOSSAD says:

    Enemies of Isreal end up either dead or stuck in fringe confrences with George Galloway. Compared to that overpromotion doesn’t seem like such a bad deal.

  359. 359
    Turkeys says:

    Actually we are voting to change Christmas and we are sick of being told if we don’t vote for the axe we’ll end up with the chainsaw.

  360. 360
    HEARDITALLSEENITALL says:

    It seems quite a good menu,what do you mongs expect fucking pot noodles?

  361. 361
    The viewing public says:

    In the real world nobody gives a f*ck about what any politicians are saying right now. What they said yesterday is completely irrelevent to us.

  362. 362
    Anonymous says:

    Yep, they are idiots. But to differentiate them from all other idiots we must call them the EVIL idiots!

  363. 363
    Anonymous says:

    Given that daft Dave is so determined to lose anyway, it’s as well to start building up the only alternative now. Then, although UKIP won’t win 2015 GE, they can gather strength and be ready to win in 2020 after Labour have wrecked society and the economy again.

  364. 364
    The Art of Cock Sucking says:

  365. 365
    John Bellingham says:

    You are right. The Labour criminals were not in power in 2009. They WERE in government, but they controlled nothing, not the economy, not immigration, not crime, not employment, not the ability to provide soldiers with the correct equipment–not even their bowels. That is what Labour do, like some species of Parrot, they ruffle feathers, squawk a lot and then leave shit all over the place.

  366. 366
    UKIP says:

    This is the sort of thing that will send Labour voters our way. The fact that it also screws the tories will be very appealing to them as well.

  367. 367
    HEARDITALLSEENITALL says:

    All this could be avoided if we could only elect an English parliament with fully devolved powers.
    This is what Brussels and their Westminster quislings fear the most,imagine an English Parliament packed to the rafters with UKIP and true Conservative members, who would tell them what to do with their smoking bans their pervert marriages, their arrest warrants, their insane health and safety regulations ,their censored press ,their European army , and their mass immigration and stick the whole lot up their filthy treacherous arses!!

  368. 368
    the right wing says:

    Good. It saves us having to point it out.

  369. 369
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    I’ve learned a lot over the last few weeks of what Guido allows and not allows to be posted on this site.

    Many tweets, videos and words are not allowed to be posted here.

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  371. 371
    Joe says:

    The other side of the coin, very interesting to see both sides of Dave’s face.

  372. 372
    John Bellingham says:

    Surely Andropov was the commie with leprosy?

  373. 373
    HEARDITALLSEENITALL says:

    I can not endure another minute of this grovelling twat

  374. 374
    Jack Ketch says:

    I watched “Braveheart” last night. In the battle of Stirling scene, the scots lift their kilts and point their arses at the English army, which appears to be under the command of Stephen Fry!!! Dis he have script control?

  375. 375
    Jack Ketch says:

    Labour dumbwits do not have the IT skills–they tried to delete their info months ago but forgot about the Wayback Machine.

  376. 376
    Jack Ketch says:

    Check how many Labour MPs have invested in or are bankrolled by private healthcare interests–http://www.cwunorthwest.org/docs/News2012/DespiteProtestationLabourMPsProfitFromNHSPrivatisation.html

    Ever noticed how many Labour luminaries maintain private healthcare insurance and go private when sick?

  377. 377
    Jack Ketch says:

    I dream of giving Emily one.

  378. 378
    Jack Ketch says:

    The only people they treat wore than the Tories is UKIP, especially on the regional services.

  379. 379
    The Wild Colonial Boy says:

    Hear, hear!

  380. 380
    Ροdiceps says:

    So, having learned about the shibboleths and stumbling-blocks, you are now free to say what you like if you choose your words with care. Enjoy yourself.

  381. 381
    Jimmy says:

    Yes it’s certainly convinced me to switch. How very perceptive of you.

  382. 382
    albacore says:

    Come, come – let’s not bite the hand that feeds
    Especially when it’s our pal, Gweed’s
    Think in what a pretty pass we’d be
    Left with the likes of the B B C
    To enlighten us upon what’s what
    Besides, the progression of the rot
    Is so advanced that the indulgence
    Of carping at good friends makes no sense

  383. 383
    Jimmy says:

    So is there a separate site now for all the Coulson trial coverage?

  384. 384
    Little Bo Peep says:

    Mr Jeth, Are you Romanian by any chance?

  385. 385
    Little Bo Peep says:

    They are not…. but it must be remembered that the regime are the ones with the guns and teargas and stuff..

  386. 386
    Little Bo Peep says:

    Since it was mid November and bloody freezing out, I think he chose his attire wisely. Everyone else at the ceremony was shivering in their knockers/knickers/knackers…..

  387. 387
    Little Bo Peep says:

    This Labour numb nuts has obviously heard of Google! Just needs a couple of clicks in the right place and all will be revealed. But please don’t tell him where to look!

  388. 388
    Baldrick's burger bar says:

    Is “Tory scum” the new name for Moussa? Sounds like his demented ravings.

  389. 389
    Baldrick's burger bar says:

    Gives a whole new meaning to Greecing one’s palm!

  390. 390
    Also jsut saying... says:

    … but can probably spell ‘definitely’ correctly…

  391. 391
    Sister Wong says:

    heil maily
    full of glice
    the rord is with thee….

    how come people never ask me what is my Order

  392. 392
    Also jsut saying... says:

    This illiterate keyboard can’t spell ‘just’ properly. Must get a new one. Anyone got the number for Amazon?

  393. 393
    reader says:

    OK Sister…what is your Order?

  394. 394
    Sister Wong says:

    Is chicken flied lice
    Now hurry up with my order, cookie boy!

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    Quai Bawd says:

    plink plank….. plonk..

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    happy expat says:

    … and why I have lived abroad for the past 40 years.

  397. 397
    happy expat says:

    You can get a new, undiseased brain in Room 101 on your way out.

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    I prefer to remain in the shadows says:

    Thank you.

  399. 399
    A lesson from history says:

    You’re right as a Tory voter for over 40 years even when the Bliar Phenomenon was sweeping all before it and the BBC and Guardian were enthusing about the “Second Coming of Christ on Earth” I voted Tory BUT not in 2015. I have now arrived at the sanguine view that Cameron is totally useless(if he couldn’t win against Brown in 2010 he has no chance in 2015) and that the country needs a sharp shock of a left wing Labour Government with the ensuing chaos just like the 1970’s….however i don’t believe that UKIP will make a breakthrough now or in 2020 cos’ it won’t but a resurgent Tory Party under a different leader might. They are just a means to an end…bringing down Cameron and ridding it of the Cameroons who have failed along with their leader abysmally to live up to their promise of 2005 when we gave them a chance over David Davis

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    ancientpopeye says:

    Just another deprived guardianista whinger.

  401. 401
    David Cameron says:

    Understanding Your Penis Foreskin http://bit.ly/15QF4w4

  402. 402
    EC1 PhD says:

    Ruth and Owen would make a lovely media couple

  403. 403
    Sick of being butt-fucked by the Cameron-Clegg-Miliband troika says:

    ‘decreasing comfort for both partners’ [sic]

    
    

    Indeed.

  404. 404
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    There is no place in British society for women like this.

    I suggest she grabs hold of her bottle of Bollinger ,gets down to that Eurostar station and buys a one way ticket to a place she cannot spell.

    Champagne socialism at its very worst.

  405. 405
    The EU is croques (de merde) monsieur says:

    How can this tart drink champagne when there are people starving all over the world?

  406. 406
    Sister Wong says:

    You’ll have to pay them as, from top to bottom, they are motivated by bribes.

  407. 407
    Baron Mendelsohn of Bummingham says:

    Works for me.

  408. 408
    I prefer to remain in the shadows says:

    Is this what really happens to the cash donated to Labour?

    After Len and his mates skim their 10% off the top of course.

  409. 409
    The EU is croques (de merde) monsieur says:

    The Liblabcon-men are eager to have more poor people in this country. Stand by for millions more from East Europe in January.

    Only UKIP want to reduce poverty in this country.

  410. 410
    A fellow pupil says:

    We actually called you dickhead behind your back.

  411. 411
    Little Bo Peep says:

    The alternative is usually broad unintelligible scotch or scouse – take your pick!

  412. 412
    The EU is croques (de merde) monsieur says:

    Is there a separate BBC channel for Falkirkgate?

  413. 413
    Fair point says:

    Who’d pay good money for that shit?

  414. 414
    Little Bo Peep says:

    Why do you think she was invited on to the panel?

    Moral: Don’t buy their trucks; lots of alternatives to choose from out there.

  415. 415
    Little Bo Peep says:

    Why do you think we have been landed with Scottish leaders for so many years rather than proper English ones???

  416. 416
    Fair point says:

    You might find investing in a dictionary a good idea.

  417. 417
    Blunkett's Pooch says:

    We don’t want Roma dogs pissing on our lamp posts, and that goes for their canines as well.

    It comes to something when my master has to tell that fucker Dave about the major Roma problem.

  418. 418
    Teasy Weasy says:

    I love Lord Lawson’s hair colour.

  419. 419
    Blunkett's Pooch says:

    Theresa — have you sorted out how you’re going to count precisely the Roma coming in?

    A clear unambiguous statement is needed from you NOW.

  420. 420
    The BBC Spits Tacks says:

    Japan slashes climate reduction target amid nuclear shutdown

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-24952155

  421. 421
    Dave the Gays Lover says:

    I think it would look jolly nice moored opposite the HoC as a permanent reminder of my bum sex marriage legislation achievement.

  422. 422
    Life is a caberet. says:

    Why has the BBC decided that Dave should not go to Colombo and since when where luvvy elitist BBC producers appointed as our foreign affairs advisors?

    “What good is sitting alone in your room”

  423. 423
    DAVID CAMERON outgoing PM says:

    It’s pretty hard to stomach Cameron preaching human rights to Sri Lanka , while he allows power companies to pay four million pound bonuses to CEO’s , off the backs of people who could freeze to death at home , because they can’t afford to pay for fuel
    It’s also pretty hard to stomach watching our hard earned tax money being given away to the E U and foreign countries just for his own headline grabbing ego

    In fact Dave
    You have become pretty hard to stomach full stop !

  424. 424
    bergen says:

    Brown used to refuse to wear white tie and tails. Far from making him look a “man of the people” , it made look a rude and ignorant knob. Which he was.

  425. 425
    Oscar Wilde says:

    They will, EC1, they will.

  426. 426
    Sister Wong says:

    Autotrader.

  427. 427
    Ric Holden,CCHQ says:

    I don’t suppose David Cameron has any chance of winning in 2015 ?

    UK – YouGov/Sun poll: CON 32%, LAB 40%, LDEM 10%, UKIP 13%

    It’s all over for the Tories then.

  428. 428
    OPrw says:

    You are taking the piss yes?

    Fuel is fucking cheap in the UK. Unlike Sri Lanka where very few locals can afford bottle gas and have to cook using sticks of wood instead. And I don’t mean they are poor I mean bottled gas costs a fortune. You don’t know how lucky you are living in as country that can provide you with gas from the North sea, Eurasia and North Africa. And soon from the closed down coal fields beneath our feet.

  429. 429
    Chickens voting for stuffing says:

    Labour government = 1 million Roma
    Lib Dem government = 1 million Roma
    Tory government = 1 million Roma
    UKIP government =0 Roma

    Get stuffed with Roma or vote UKIP.

  430. 430
    Tory voter says:

    Labour Luvvie hypocricy. How unusual.

  431. 431
    Chickens voting for stuffing says:

    Cowards vote Tory and get stuffed with Roma.

  432. 432
    R F Scott (Capt) says:

    Why is everything ‘chilling’ at the moment?
    I suggest they don’t know the meaning of the word…

  433. 433
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    HEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPP !!!!!!

  434. 434
    Chickens voting for stuffing says:

    So even with ALL UKIP voting for the Tory traitors (which is unlikely seeing as many ex Labour and Lib Dem and previous non-voters have moved to UKIP) it is less than Labour and Lib Dem combined. So there is no need for cowardice. The election is the only chance you have to have your opinion register with politicians. Do not waste it.

  435. 435
    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    Would anyone even wipe their arse on the grauniad? I would not want to contaminate my bum.

  436. 436
    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    I suggest she shoves it up her arse

  437. 437
    A Human Rights Lawyer says:

    The comparison between the winter death rates of very elderly people in the UK and people being raped to death in a killing zone is offensive. Get a perspective.

  438. 438
    Anonymous says:

    14th Nov 2013
    Local Election Analysis from areas where UKIP contested

    Allerdale Seaton Total Votes = 1053. UKIP Share = 426 = 40.46%
    Winton East Total Votes = 1203. UKIP Share = 212 = 17.62%
    Cumbris Seaton Total Votes = 1285. UKIP Share = 426 = 33.15%
    Stoke on Trent Total Votes = 2668. UKIP Share = 333 = 12.48%

    Total votes cast in areas where UKIP contested = 6209

    UKIP share of the Total votes = 1397 = 22.50%

    GOODBY DAVE

  439. 439
    A Human Rights Lawyer says:

    The comparison between the winter death rates of very elderly people in the UK and people being ra-ped to death in a killing zone is offensive. Get a perspective.

  440. 440
    The Correct Answer says:

    None.

  441. 441
    Anonymous says:

    Like Billy they have to stand out from all the Tories living next door to them in their big houses. They hate Tories but love having them as neighbours.

  442. 442
    The EU is croques (de merde) monsieur says:

    Japan is to significantly reduce its greenhouse gas reduction target in the wake of the Fukushima nuclear disaster, an official announces.

    Brazil says the rate of deforestation in the Amazon increased by 28% between August 2012 and last July, after four years of steady decline.

    UK build more useless wind turbines so that energy bill payers have to cough up an extra 10%+ in green energy poll taxes.

  443. 443
    Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch says:

    Eurostar doesn’t yet go to Anglesey

  444. 444
    Anonymous says:

    3 years after being chucked out of office for completely destroying the British economy Labour are as popular as ever and yet 16 years after leaving Labour a golden legacy the useless Tories have never managed to get above 36% of the vote.

  445. 445
    City of Vice says:

    Cameron and his ilk can fuck off.

    I’m more bothered about the bare-faced cheek of Cameron lecturing the Sri Lankans, on their own soil, about ‘ooman rights’, than some nonsense written by a lefty twat about a meaningless dinner. In Cameron’s UK homegrown and foreign terror suspects are cosseted at public expense. The Sri Lankans were plagued by terrorism for decades and decided to put an end to it. Harshly. Guess what? Sri Lanka is no longer plagued by terrorists….

    I hope the Sri Lanka PM tells Cameron to mind his own business and fuck off.

  446. 446
    A Greener Way of Killing says:

    Did she mention any of the pick-up trucks that her company sells to the third world dictators who use them for their death squads?

  447. 447
    Eastern EU Citizen says:

    Much better to rob them blind! My brothers in blood did this when we came to your country in 2003 and worked for a company that supplied the building trade with electrical goods. The branches were run so badly by your great British management we took out over £300k in goods and moved them on eBay (through 500 accounts) and they never even spotted it! One great scam you all paid for was the ‘open purchase order’ from one of your energy companies we just flushed £100k through it and it was never spotted. Thanks for the help in setting us up back home I’m now the mayor of my home town back East!
    Oh and because your British company paid us so badly we all claimed Tax credits and brought over the family when they needed medical care! Thank you! You really are the Fools of Europe!

  448. 448
    Someone sensible says:

    The ends don’t justify the means.

  449. 449
    The Common Purpose stooge infesting no. 10 says:

    Job done.

  450. 450
    DENIS McSHAMELESS says:

    By 2015 people in this country will be cooking and heating using stick as they can no longer afford the fuel bills
    as for extracting gas from the coalfields , i hardly think pumping millions of tons of hydrochloric acid into our water table will do anything for the long term good of the country

  451. 451
    Anonymous says:

    The war ended in 2010
    Nobody gave a shit about them until a few weeks ago

  452. 452
    Dan says:

    Is this the best response GF can come up with? Some cruddy picture of the author having a glass of bubbly? Ergh. Bit of a cringe for you going on this morning.

  453. 453
    A Human Rights Lawyer says:

    Rubbish. Many countries and many NGOs have been extremetly concerned about the situation in Sri Lanka for years and continue to be concerned up to this day.

  454. 454
    Peter Falk says:

    I’m keeping my eye on that Cameron. Just waiting for the right time to arrest him.

  455. 455
    FFS says:

    “The contrast of the two worlds was striking”

    When I was a young lad doing waiter service at weddings I felt much the same way. Having said that I was rational enough to realise that the waiters starting to behave like they were guests at the wedding would be somewhat inappropriate.

  456. 456
    FFS says:

    It is an astonishing fact of life that despite all the cash that Gordon Brown fired in their direction the “poor” still manage to piss every penny of it up the wall.

    Time and again I see that being well off has absolutely nothing to do with how much you earn and everything to do with how you go about spending.

  457. 457
    FFS says:

    The immigrants have to eat somewhere before they can sign on and get bennies.

  458. 458
    Anonymous says:

    So that would be ‘No, she isn’t.’ and ‘Yes’.

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  459. 459
    FFS says:

    Except that the Mail is supposed to be a tabloid aimed at ordinary folk of average intelligence whilst the Guardian claims it is a “quality” paper aimed at left-wing intellectuals.

    Given that the Guardian is forever comparing itself against the Mail I can only conclude that left-wing intellectual = average joe right-winger.

  460. 460
    FFS says:

    I don’t think you should refer to the transgendered as “freaks”

    Most psychologsts prefer to refer to them as “deluded”

  461. 461
    FFS says:

    This idiot is under the impression that UKIP getting 20% of the vote but not getting a single seat is somehow acceptable, when in fact it is an outrageous example of how we are prevented from having democracy in this country

  462. 462
    ned sillyschmuck says:

    who ith thith Lol geether?

  463. 463
    HEARDITALLSEENITALL says:

    Even better handcuff the silly twat and throw him on the next ‘plane out.

  464. 464
    Anonymous says:

    She’s not blurred. You’ve been drinking too much of the champagne is all.

  465. 465
    City of Vice says:

    Sometimes it does.

  466. 466
    A Blast From The Past says:

    Start by admitting
    From cradle to tomb
    Isn’t that long a stay.
    Life is a Cabaret, old chum,
    Only a Cabaret, old chum,
    And I love a Cabaret!

  467. 467
    Hal 9000 says:

    Don’t worry, Dave, you can always delete this speeche from my [our] awareness.

    News story: UK ruling party deletes 10 years of speeches from its website
    “The British Conservative Party has attempted to wipe a 10-year archive of speeches from the internet. Among the content that has vanished from the Party’s site was a promise from Prime Minister Cameron for greater internet transparency…”  Russia Today

  468. 468
    Anonymous says:

    Says Tony and his mates.

  469. 469
    Duck And Cover says:

    Despite Fukushima – and all the other nuclear disasters – the UK still plans to build more of these costly and dangerous power stations. What a [nuclear] waste.

  470. 470
    Calidius Eroticus says:

    Bravo! How fucking original of you. Tweets and then Twat, well fucking done you numpty Luddite mong. You must be one of those smug unfunny c…

    How the fuck are you ever going to get your point across in 140 characters with spaces?

  471. 471
    Calidius Eroticus says:

    Let me demonstrate

    Stefan Dennis is a shouty hunt.

    32 characters with spaces.

  472. 472
    Calidius Eroticus says:

    How much of the wage these hard working families earn do you think goes on tax? Think of all the taxes in their myriad forms, from road tax to vat and savings etc, etc, etc.

    How about not taxing the first £15000 per annum at all, and being happy that your going to get about 60% of it back in taxation anyway!

  473. 473
    Calidius Eroticus says:

    Meanwhile back in the real world…

  474. 474
    Calidius Eroticus says:

    Some bloke selling his Ford Mondeo helps keep Polly in the Krug. The Guardian pays for fuck all.

  475. 475
    Richard says:

    Who’s the bird in the L.R.D? D’ya think there’s a chance she might have a penchant for fat, bald geriatrics on £10k a year? Just asking on behalf of a friend, you understand


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