November 13th, 2013

WATCH: Paxo “Tattoo” Tops Dimbleby


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  1. 1
    • 6
      Mr Pie 22/7 says:

      Do I need a special plug in thingy to watch Geedo’s “Watch Paxo”?

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      • 14
        If I thought Newsnight was interesting, I'd watch it. says:

        Possibly, but I wouldn’t bother.

        In fact, I didn’t.

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      • 22
        The Mumsnet Collective says:

        We have a range of specialist butt plugs which can replay this moment of comic genius anally.

        Just discretely ask @mumsnettowers , mentioning #NewsnightButtPlug

        Remember kids, resistance is futile.

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        • 74
          Quiet Bat Person says:

          I have ‘LOVE’ tattoed on one knuckle, and ‘HAT’ tatooed on the other.

          I lost a finger in a fisting accident.

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    • 16
      Toxic Labour for spongers, parasites and criminals says:

      Yes you are still a racist if you don’t enjoy paying all the extra tax that funds this tide of shit let into our Country.

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      • 32
        Posh Dave from Witney says:

        We should welcome everyone to our wonderful state benefits system…I welcome diversity and am really looking forward to welcoming the 70 million citizens of Turkey when they become EU members. In the meantime we should welcome our friends from Roumania and Bulgaria when they come in January…..domestic help has never been cheaper…so rejoice and an early Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all you plebs out there…

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    • 24
      One-term Dave (dragging the Tories to their grave) says:

      Well, it might have been a bally mistake when Labour did it, but it’s going to be very deliberate when I do it, what what!

      Roma ho!

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      • 66
        Old Hal says:

        Don’t forget Dave and his Father in law will have large farming estates and Dave will be wanting cheap temp labour to do the picking and run of the mill farming seasonal activities.

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    • 48
      tat too says:

      throw out the telly

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    • 64
      Diane Fatbott says:

      NO !!!

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  2. 2
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Paxman cannot spell despite being a top earner at the BBC.

    Lord Reith will be turning in his grave.

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    • 50
      Nonny Mouse says:

      What was once a serious news programme has turned into an infantile, self-indulgent, blatantly biased, heap of shit. Unfortunately it is a heap of shit we have to pay for. Talking of having to pay for, I see old lefty Allegra timed getting up the duff just nicely to coincide with her new BBC job with plenty of licence fee cash to see her through maternity leave. Guardian mustn’t have been as lucrative. At least, for a while, we won’t have to be subjected to the emetic sight of her in mini-skirts and flip flops exposing her milk-bottle, cellulite-ridden legs. She mustn’t have any mirrors in her house. Before anyone starts screaming “sexist”, it’s not, I’d apply the same opprobrium to Paxo if he turned up for work in a pair of shorts and flip-flops. The beard and blue-suede shoes are bad enough. It is meant to be a serious news programme and the presenters should dress to reflect that. The programme is now a joke, an unfunny joke.

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      • 77
        Englishman says:

        “What was once a serious news programme has turned into an infantile, self-indulgent, blatantly biased, heap of shit.”
        Well, that’s the Guardian for you.

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        • 83
          Jack Ketch says:

          I often think that Mr Paxman’s style give the impression that he is talking to me personally–well, me and about 2000 others–the ones that don’t have satellite or cable.

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      • 84
        Any chance of having my country back? says:

        Don’t watch it, then. I don’t watch it, or bleeding QT either.

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    • 51
      Big Momma says:

      I blame Bliar’s Edukashun, Educashun, Educasion of 13 years when we reached low depths of understanding led by political correctness.
      Paxo’s current beard, loony rhetoric, and now spelling, is simply a symptom of this.

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  3. 3
    Ma­qb­­oul says:

    I don’t think those tattoos are real.

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  4. 4
    The BBC, wanking the flacid cock of pro-EU public opinion says:

    So 20 of 28 EU member states economies are screwed, yet according to the BBC the EU is still worth remaining in.

    If the EU represents UKs most important trading partner then it is clearly time to exit the EU lest the UK get dragged down with those idiots.

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    • 19
      Nick Clegg says:

      Yes, it was interesting how they ended their piece with a Ducthman saying how everyone who doesn’t want decidsons taken ‘at a European level’ is a liar.

      We Dutch know a lot about lying.

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  5. 5
    flucking law says:

    Norton put patch on long time leftie troll

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  6. 8
    The Shackle Draggers deserve a pardon says:

    Cabinet ministers have decided to reject any measures of “socialism masquerading as environmentalism”

    http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/policy/climate-tax-aid-and-fees-off-table-as-cabinet-toughens-stance/story-e6frg6xf-1226756955449#

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    • 12
      Casual Observer 3 says:

      Specifically: Austral!a is to reject any new taxes / contributions at the UN summit this week in Warsaw related to ‘climate change’.

      Austral!a have prepared a document for submission which states that Australia “will not sign up to any new agreement that involves spending money or levying taxes” on climate change matters. It “rules out Australia playing any role in a wealth transfer from rich countries to developing nations to pay them to decrease their carbon emissions.”

      The real point is that environmental protection does not require socialism, wealth transfers or unwarranted sacrifice on the part of developed nations.

      Developing nations should benefit as withdrawal of funding which discourages development should help them develop. It is primarily developed nations with poor military capabilities and a reliance on foreign resources for their industry which stand to lose most from the defunding of the climate change agenda.

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      • 17
        There is hope afterall says:

        +1

        A sane voice of reason in a world gone mad

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      • 21
        Axe The Telly Tax & Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

        +Infinity to the power of infinity.

        I see Philip Davies was one of only 15 Tories to vote against state control of the press.

        Wasn’t he also one of only 5 Tories to vote against green energy taxes and didn’t he give Chris Patten a roasting at the select committee?

        He’s also a Northern blue collar Tory and would help reconnect the Tories to northern working class voters.

        Knife traitor Cameron now and get Davies installed as the new Tory Tony Abbot and they can still win the next election, otherwise they are toast.

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        • 80
          Australia sees sense says:

          Legislation introduced in the Aussie parliament today to repeal the carbon and mining taxes.
          Good move.

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          • Penal Servitude Descendant says:

            Great mate…..we can get back to what we do best….Fcuk all

            anymore bottle Corks, I need the dunnie PDQ

            So piss off Pommies ,our outback is still full fcuking camels

            We don’t give a fcuk about Castle Main 4X its only fit for you retards

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  7. 9
    *yawn* says:

    This is nothing new. The Day Today was doing it years ago.

    …what? Newsnight isn’t a parody?

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  8. 10
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    So these are the kind of digital effects the telly tax buys these days. Sigh.

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    • 23
      Nick Clegg says:

      Yes indeed. Just wait till coverage of next year’s Autumn Winds. Footage from Cebu will be interspersed with mild breezes in Crowborough to explain why Green Taxes should go up or Bangladesh will disappear and we’ll run out of Romanian labourers.

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  9. 11
    Anonymous says:

    Thank god Paxo didn’t show us his Tramp Stamp.

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  10. 18
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

    I see it’s nearly time for the annual “Children in Need” telethon.

    In light of the Jimmy Savile & Stuart Hall revelations, ITV/SKY should hold a rival one called “Children in Need of protection from the pedos at the BBC”

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    • 27
      Farty Pants says:

      Repitition is not the soul of wit

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      • 31
        Casual Observer 3 says:

        The problem is it is not wit but truth.

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      • 35
        Axe The Telly Tax & Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

        The lefty pedo scum at the BBC are quick enough to use the old Goebbels propaganda routine:

        “If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it.”

        So i see no reason why the same method shouldn’t be used to tell the truth :-)

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        • 40
          Casual Observer 3 says:

          As a serious response, I think the Goebbels technique really only works with messages that people want to believe, or can be persuaded to believe.

          This is in part what the BBC and other high level p’aedophiles ultimately hide behind if public opinion is going to be a deciding factor in exposing them and bringing them to justice.

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          • The Lodge Handshaker says:

            Yes thats true fellow brother

            Rolled up trousers & secret handshakes have played no part
            what so ever in preventing this decades old filthy dirty laundry
            from being aired in front of the great stinking stupid unwashed
            masses.

            This was unanimously agreed at the last Grand Lodge meeting
            when all Chief Constables & the board of BBC (Dis)Trust nodded
            there complete agreement.

            But sterner measures against TV License evaders was proposed with
            a £4000 fine being called for along with mandatory life imprisonment
            for the 1st offence.

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    • 28
      Vote UKIP - don't get Heir to Blair says:

      That’s why I wouldn’t take my kids to Spain. It’s full of them pedalos.

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      • 44
        Baldrick's burger bar says:

        It is also full of shit all over the place at the moment as the dusties are on strike. Vamos a la playa!

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  11. 20
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Grow a pair and stop paying the telly tax.

    I haven’t paid it for 9 years.

    I still get the odd letter addressed to “The Legal Occupier”, but as i know of no such person i burn them in the fireplace :-)

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    • 29
      Not paid it since November 1999 says:

      9 years? Ha! 14 here!

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      • 60
        Joe Public says:

        Have not had a telly for well over 10 years. Monthly red letters and they visited last month when I was out.
        Waiting for the court case so I can claim harrassment from public “servants”.

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        • 78
          Questioner says:

          How do they know your name, if you are expecting a court case. You drop off their database after 6 months of no licence and just become ‘The Legal Occupier’.

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    • 93
      Ed Divey, over paid Climate Control tosser says:

      By doing this we will have to increase Green Taxes again,,,,

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      • 94
        Reluctant Dartmoor Resident for Life & now in need of another few Victims to Murder says:

        Nope me neither since 1976

        And won’t for the rest of my life….

        So fcuk them all

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  12. 25
    The British media are cunts says:

    I wish someone would tell fucking rat face Wark to STOP wearing short skirts. She’s got legs like a fucking sparrow with aids.

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  13. 30
    Living in 98.11% white Merseyside says:

    Has Paxo won the Lottery or something. I only saw the last 20 mins of Newsnight last night and he seemed awfully polite to his guests.

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    • 86
      Jack Ketch says:

      He is probably looking for a new job.

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      • 88
        Anonymous says:

        Yep Paxo lost his edge a couple of years ago.

        The blue suede shoes and beard are merely the final stages of his metamorphosis as a fully fledged Guardian sponsor and “liberal”.

        The BBC converted their man and successfully emasculated him.

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        • 95
          BBC (Dis)Trust Media spokesperson says:

          The Chairman Fang Pang has called an urgent meeting of Board of BBC
          (Dis) Trust to deal with these very worrying serious offensives

          We plan to take swift action & will fully co-operate with every branch
          of the Police & CPS (Criminal Protection Service).

          These actions will not be tolerated & we assure our TV License Payers (aka The large bunch of Mike Hunts who’s money we extort for our self indulgence & decadent Lifestyle ) that firm action will be taken

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  14. 34
    DAVID CAMERON outgoing PM says:

    A view of Hyde Park Lake Jan 2020 !

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  15. 35
    The king is back says:

    For those who missed this when I posted it yesterday.

    Pat for PM.

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  16. 37
    from Spain says:

    Here in Spain no problems with immigrants no jobs no housing very little
    in benefits for those who want to come and definitely healthcare a no no.
    I wonder where they are all going.

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    • 41
      David Cameron, a life in politics says:

      So after I took a hit on Osborne’s Crack pipe the idea hit me like a thunderbolt.

      Open the doors to the poor and give them access to everything: for free.

      The healthcare would be billable via the EU, who of course would see that the money would come back to us. The cunning part of the plan was that by doing this the UK would emerge as a leader in the EU and force all other member states to follow suit. This belief became plausible to me after the second hit.

      Of course, what happened when the effects of the rack wore off were slightly different. Big headache and my bum hurt.

      But luckily, Nigel fixed it, eventually.

      ….

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  17. 39
    The British media are cunts says:

    Radio 5. You have to wonder how much the Labour party pays them all there.

    They trashed the news about lower inflation the other day, slagged off EDF for NOT putting up its prices as much as the other energy companies and now trashing the latest unemployment figures.

    No mention of the UK also being the top European country for growth by the end of the year.

    Oh and now it’s save the NHS from the evil Tories.

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    • 47
      Baldrick's burger bar says:

      Might it be possible to ask/require the advance Roma persons already here, who have boundless expertise in these matters, to demonstrate their patriotism and remove those unsightly metal broadcasting aerial/ tower thingies that so blot our skylines?

      48 hours later: Job done and so is the BBBC

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      • 65
        Axe The Telly Tax & Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

        Tell them about all the lovely scrap metal to be had out of wind turbines and speed cameras :-)

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        • 75
          Baldrick's burger bar says:

          They already know that, but TV masts have priority mate. We MUST get the Beeb propaganda machine off the air.

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  18. 43
    Err says:

    UK jobless total falls by 48,000 and rate drops to 7.6%

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    • 45
      Casual Observer 3 says:

      How are the figures for economically inactive looking ?

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      • 49
        When they lower income tax I'll start working again says:

        My figure’s not looking too bad but I should really lose some weight before Christmas.

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    • 52
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

      Don’t worry Dipshit Dave will soon have it back up over 8% when he invites the hordes of Romas in next year.

      Vote UKIP for the cure :-)

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  19. 46
    The king is back says:

    Pat says what politicians are afraid to say.

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  20. 53
    CCHQ: Plan B says:

    ** Ding ** Why not have Lynton replace Dave ?

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  21. 55
    danny nolan says:

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    really funny

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  22. 56
    Hobo humping Solbo babe says:

    Its Pax Daddy. Will he release a single return of the Pax?

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  23. 62
    Err says:

    Guido, this thread is so slow it’s going to bugger this weeks stats.

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  24. 69
    Bystander says:

    I’ve given up on Newsnight, I may return when Gok Wan and Russell Hobbs take over

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  25. 70
    betwestminsterbubble says:

    Bet on the next labour crisis.

    Something labour caused in the first place 1/10
    Something hypocritical from labour 1/10
    Something that is stupid and could never work 1/10

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  26. 71
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Andy Burnham, yes him with the brass neck, daring to discuss the NHS on BBC News 24. Sickening to hear, sickening to see.

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    • 76
      Baldrick's burger bar says:

      That’s the plan! Make us all so sick we have to go to hospital and thence on to Liverpool where I am told they have a very picturesque pathway.

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  27. 81
    Cynic says:

    Nice to see the BBCs flagship upholding high journalistic standards> it will be as good as Fox News soon

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  28. 85
    Sheikh Basha Banka says:

    Why are you wasting your time with Paxman ?

    There is an even bigger wanker on the loose hoisted upon us by the Tories.

    He is called Carney and he is seriously dangerous.

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  29. 89
    Good moaning and good nit says:

    In the 1955 film ‘The Night of the Hunter’ a serial killer and self-appointed preacher had the two words “LOVE” and “HATE” tattooed across the knuckles of his right and left hands. Today, there is even a website that has pictures posted of knuckle tattoos (www.knuckletattoos.com) where I discovered another left-handed ‘nite’, but the right hand was ‘infi'; there are examples of many misspelt tattoos. Newsnight, on a theme to encourage people to watch the full programme (cf. Thriller) offered another good happy ending.

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