November 11th, 2013

Rich’s Monday Morning View


  1. 1
    The Common Purpose stooge infesting no. 10 says:

    Can’t think what everyone’s getting on their high horse about.

  2. 2
    The tally man says:

    If only ordinary people could simply say ‘sorry’ and get away with it eh?

    Sorry makes it all better, lesson learned lets move on, stealing and cheating on expenses is a mistake anyone could make but only in MP land can the cheats simply say sorry and get away with it. But if someone fails to pay a parking ticket or one the thousands of types of fines the regime has invented saying sorry is not enough.

  3. 3
    Juan Lawforthepoor says:

    What this country needs is a stable government that listens to those it’s supposed to represent.

  4. 4
    Fuck the EU says:

    Stuff the horses, exit the EU.

  5. 5
    Jamie Gideon Oliver says:

    Thought we were supposed to eat horses, not heat them.

  6. 6
    C15 says:

    Is it Sir Clive Sinclair?

  7. 7
    broderick crawford says:

    my horse has bolted ….

  8. 8
    broderick crawford says:

    always look a gift horse in the mouth especially if sanctioned by IPSA…

  9. 9
    Fabians are Evil - says:

    The man is a fool but at least he is not a socialist or some type of green eco loon – both of which are truly dangerous

  10. 10
    broderick crawford says:


    Fiona Woolf pnew lady mayoress of london

    what a looker !!!

    makes pleasant change from faceless gormless male suits who preceded her whose only recognisable attribute was a beer paunch …. or what australian ladies affectionately dub ” the verandah above the toyshop …”

  11. 11
    Lawrence says:

    Expect any less from an Arab ?

  12. 12
    Rob Ford's liberal PR assassin says:

    Does she smoke crack and do anal ?

  13. 13
    Abbot and Costello meet the killer Andy Burnham says:


  14. 14
    albacore says:

    While the LibLabCon gang can replace our whole nation
    Fiddling expenses is a petty aberration
    Hardly worth even brief passing consideration
    Let alone an apology in exculpation

  15. 15
    "Call me Dave" Dave says:

    He never even offered me a ride, unlike lovely, innocent RB

  16. 16
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP says:


  17. 17
    Gandhi says:

    Ben Kingsley?

  18. 18
    Window Licker Alert says:

    Been out on the piss have we?

  19. 19
    Just another one of 'us' says:

    Oy vey – that’s a nice name now isn’t it?

  20. 20
    Shaw Todds says:

    Aha! Another real hot favourite for imminent deselection?

  21. 21
    Yurak Hunt says:

    Don’t judge people by your own standards.

  22. 22
    nellnewman says:

    Good to stay vigilant over these troughing MP’s and keep reminding oujrselves about their greed etc

  23. 23
    Nadhim 'Hot Horse' Zahawi says:

    The horses need to be kept warm at tax payer expense so as they can perform in the specialized movies which the European’s order.

    The kids from the local care home love to visit my petting zoo. A stable environment we can document their love of animals.

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    A life in the day of a Window licker says:

    Window licker finds old Tweet by Guido Fawkes.
    Window Licker then thinks what to do with old Tweet.
    Window Licker decides to post old Tweet on the Guido Fawkes blog.
    Window licker is amused with itself.

  25. 25
    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    Vote Tory and be a Tory toff arse warmer.

  26. 26
    Bluto says:

    The cartoon is inappropriate on this day of all days.


  27. 27
    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    Sorry that should have been Tory toff horse warmer. Oh I don’t know though.

  28. 28
    A lonely Klingon says:

    Jean Luc Picard?

  29. 29
    Village Idiot says:

    …..”A true English Gentleman;”…..I hope he is proud of himself! (self being the word)

  30. 30
    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    And the Tory toff arse lickers wonder why there are some people in this country who will never vote Tory (but may vote UKIP).

  31. 31
    Danny Boy calling Broadsword says:

    11/11/13. Just 95 years since the pointless slaughter ended.

  32. 32
    Truth Hurts says:

    This man loves the fact that useful idiots like you and those you speak out against dislike each other so much – it’s so much easier for the powers that be to do what they want when the majority of the public are dumb enough to allow themselves to be divided and ruled.

  33. 33
    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    I have to admit though that this is small beer compared to the UNITE/Labour vote rigging scandal in Falkirk.

  34. 34
    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    A Red Rum versus a case of Red Scotch.

  35. 35
    Village Idiot says:

    …..I hope he “remembers”, the sacrifices made by previous,and,present generations to enable him to live the indulgent life he has carved out for himself!

  36. 36
    Danny Boy calling Broadsword says:

    Did he not notice he was overclaiming because:

    1) Being numerate is beneath an MP?

    2) He’s so bloody rich he didn’t think his electricity bill for his house was a tad on the high side?

    3) He was so busy sticking his nose in the taxpayers’ bottomless trough that he didn’t think he couldn’t get away with it?

    Sorry just doesn’t cut in any case.

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    BBC + C4 says:

    We are gutted.
    We have been banging on for months about how the government scheme to buy houses cheaply will not only help the well off but will cause a massive housing bubble and bring down the entire western economy.

    But, now, we are having to report, albeit negatively, that there has only been a couple of thousand applicants and three quarters of them are from outside London and what’s worse they are first time buyers in the low price range. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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    disgusted of tunbridge wells says:

    Look forward to his local party calling him in to deselect him.

  39. 39
    barking says:

    i honestly don’t know who this is or what it’s about. please give me a pointer in the right direction.

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    Arse Licker says:


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    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Justine Greening on BBC trying to link the typhoon in Philippines with Climate change.

    That is b/s.

    Typhoons are normal in this part of the world. Thanks to F’ukushima, this one may have been the first slightly radioactive one. Birth defects in the survivors and future cancer rates may confirm.

    US has plenty of bases (naval / air) in that area. Naval support vessels are likely returning at present. It will be these that will restore fresh water.

    Given the geopolitical issues between Ch!na and US in this region it would perhaps be wiser to expect aid to enter after the c’holera outbreaks have started and Ch!na has demonstrated that it cannot commit.

    Before sending any aid into that country it should be noted that:

    i) It is an area where Al-Qaeda are operating: A bonus of the storm would be to destroy this.
    ii) The country is a US interest
    iii) The people there are fundamentally untrustworthy.

    This is a country where young children are imprisoned with their mothers and life is generally regarded as cheap.

    The biggest economic impact of this storm is that O’bamacare has maybe just lost its primary source of cheap nursing staff for the next few years.

  42. 42
    Hercules says:

    nature calls!

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    Presumably he does his expenses on the hoof?

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    Arrogance or common matters not says:

    So either he was deliberately stealing the electricity from the taxpayer, or he is so rich that he did not realise his stables were burning £4,000 of taxpayer electricity.

    It is almost certainly the former but the arrogance of the excuse he has given is just as bad.

    One thing is for sure, sorry is not good enough and he should be deported back to Iraq.

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    M102 says:

    Has D@ve ridden the horse?

  46. 46
    War Profiteer, or Oil ? says:

    Kurdish parents, there is the oil interest.

    Why did Stratford Upon Avon feel this guy was suitable to represent their interests ?

  47. 47
    Ianto Evans says:

    If the Yanks want cheap medical staff what is wrong with raiding the UK?

  48. 48
    Derby winner says:

    No, it’s Alan Shergar.

  49. 49
    Centre Parting says:

    Gets refuge in this country then repays us by stealing.

    Very poor show.

  50. 50
    Anonymous says:

    I see the the Guardian is using the deaths of thousands to promote its lie about global warming again.

    Apparently we never had bad weather before the left invented global warming.

    Be it Milly Dowler or dead babies in the far east, the left never miss a chance to use their deaths for political gain.

  51. 51
    Stratford publican says:

    Out! … you’re barred.

  52. 52
    Ironic Justice says:

    Perhaps there should be a YouGov poll run to find out what people think about this.

  53. 53
    Centre Parting says:

    On second thoughts it makes him better qualified to represent some of his Eastern European constituents.

  54. 54
    David Cameron says:

    John Major.

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    Daily Mail hysteria? We shall see..

    ‘In January, the only thing left will be the goat': Romanian father-of-seven’s boast as mayor says half the population of his villages are on their way to Britain for the higher salaries and generous benefits

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    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    Jon Major.

  57. 57
    Grant Shapps says:

    John Major.

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    Jon Snaps says:

    Her ilk are rubbing their hands with glee at the death toll and blaming it on the man made global warming.

    Except the maximum wind strengths reported by the BBC were wrong and the storm was not the worst on record. What is likely to have caused the carnage is a storm surge plus the usual slaughter from flying corrugated sheets.

    Always be sceptical of press pictures though, as the money only comes from shooting at an angle from which the devastation looks worst.

    Also be wary of leaders trying to out bid each other on cash aid. The first thing that happens around a disaster zone is for building materials to rocket in price as the money flows, closely followed by shipping containers containing all sorts also chasing the money. The best aid usually comes from the Yanks who have Navy ships equipped with engineers, plant and materials that are able to rebuild roads, hospitals, restore power and provide water.

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    The 1922 Committee says:

    John Major.

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    The Poof In Residence says:

    John Major.

  61. 61
    John Major says:

    John Major.

  62. 62
    5r4h says:

    Well said! +100^11110

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    Anonymous says:

    I see the the Guardian is using the deaths of thousands to promote its lie about global warming again.

    Justin Webb on R4s Today programme was doing the very same. He seemed very pleased with himself for slipping it in btw.

  64. 64
    5r4h says:

    Or indeed a Stolen Lander.

  65. 65
    Ric Holden,CCHQ says:

    John Major.

  66. 66
    Ubergruppenfuhrer Owen Jones says:

    John Major.

  67. 67
    A spokesperson for Guido Fawkes says:

    John Major.

  68. 68
    Fishy says:

    No she wasn’t.

    The beeboid was trying to do so, quoting the evil Guardian at her.

    Later they were creaming themselves thinking Major was criticising Cameron about privilege, when told, no it was the last Government, Evan Davies lost interest, saying he was a Tory so he would.

    Close the BBC

  69. 69
    Kim ill Snug says:

    Methinks Javed has reached the level of his incompetence. No more promotions for him.

  70. 70
    Sally Bercow says:

    C’est cela qui fait de nous des alliés et j’espère pour encore très longtemps.

  71. 71
    Global Warmists Sink to New Lows says:

    An ethical challenge for Greg Laden – put your money where your mouth is

  72. 72
    Ianto Evans says:

    He ain’t the first to make a mistake with his expenses and he will not be the last sitting Midlands MP to get away with it.

  73. 73
    Paniagua V5 says:

    The stables will not need any electricity after the shortly incoming Romanian hordes steal and eat the horses.

  74. 74
    Frankie goes to Holland says:

    Marriage pour tous sauf pour moi.

  75. 75
    Paniagua V5 says:

    Any a chance of a soixante-huit and I’ll owe you 1?

  76. 76
    Frankie goes to Holland says:

    Nous aimons bien les gitanes.

  77. 77
    Chukka Umunna says:

    I like Mily Cyrus mon

  78. 78
    Ianto Evans says:

    Why would Sally Bercow want to be the first woman to give you a blow job?

  79. 79
    Tosser Dave says:

    This man is nearly ideal as a M.P. in my all inclusive multicultural equal opportunity new Conservative party.

    1. He is a recent immigrant.

    2. He steals from the taxpayers.

    If only he was in a bum sex relationship, then he would be perfect.

  80. 80
    Abdel from Tooting says:

    And talking about horses when are we going to get the full story about that horse meat getting into all of our beef burgers?

  81. 81
    Lib Dem MP says:

    Anyone got a franking machine they are willing to swap for 2 interns?

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    Casual Observer 3 says:

    The principal aid, like in the 2004 T’sunami, will come from US support vessels. These are equipped with on-board desalination plants / power generators, enough to supply and power a small city. Certainly enough to get engineers in to help with clean up and get the basic infrastructure / airports functional.

    Once airports are functional, US will be principal in getting immediate aid flown in.

    The storm surge would have caused most of the real damage.

    With the A’sia pivot there is plenty of naval support in the area, Guam is only a few days away which is likely where the vessels usually stationed in Manila were transferred prior to the storms arrival.

    The US has already dispatched aid, logistics dictates a minimum time for arrival.

    The local news reports from surrounding countries would be instructive for people to hear. If in same vein as what happened in A’ceh, then general gist will be: Not our problem.

    Except in V’ietnam and southern Ch!na, where Ch!na will be mopping up.

    There may be some power play here which could affect people on the ground as Ch!na has been trying to extend its sphere over the Philippines for some time.

    This ‘disaster’ could be very useful in reorienting the loyalties of the Philippine government and people.

  83. 83
    Stable warm diet says:

    You will be lucky..less than half the membership showed up to select him in the first place!

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    War Profiteer, or Oil ? says:

    Yes. But this little piggy has a long and close history with Jeffrey Archer.

    Not a Penny more, not a Penny less. So returning more than he needs to suggests that he perhaps has been stealing more than has so far been discovered.

  85. 85
    Tubbs says:

    Chargers may follow.

  86. 86
    Daily Mail Hack says:

    What he is now claiming for charging his many taxpayer funded tablets and small electrical items as well?

  87. 87
    John Major says:

    - It’s not what you know, but who you know. Duh !

    And John Major doesn’t say:

    This is how the EU has changed society. Welcome to the new European Soviet, where we have leaders, plebs and no middle class or social mobility based on merit.

  88. 88
    Stable warm diet says:

    Because he is very good on his feet and the old codgers at the constituency party (average age over 80) lapped it up at the selection meeting …well the ones that bothered to turn up that is

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    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    Does this go under the category of current affairs?

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    Hoarse Raddish says:


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    CatBot says:


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    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    Watts it all about, barking.

  93. 93
    Ian Dunghole Slut says:

    You monkeys deserve all those Rroma that are coming your way! If you can pay for this git’s horses, why not some Rroma beggars and thieves. At lea

  94. 94
    David Cameron's second hand police horse says:

    It was cheap EU meat, sourced from places you don’t even want to start thinking about, and set aside for the mong UK market.

  95. 95
    Ian Dunghole Slut says:

    You monkeys deserve all those Rroma that are coming your way! If you can pay for this git’s horses, why not some Rroma beggars and thieves. At least you will befeeding their lovely kiddies.

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    The Shit we have to put up with says:

    Democracy doesn’t really exist in the UK because of the safe seat system. People accept it because that is all they know plus they are constantly told we have the oldest and best democracy in the world…except the origins are not from these parts.

    It wasn’t that long ago when the people believed that parliamentarians were honourable people and could be trusted to audit their own expenses.

  97. 97
    Ian Dunghole Slut says:

    What the fuck has this got to do with the EU????????????????

  98. 98
    Chuck Ummuna says:

    ** sulk **

  99. 99
    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    Hello, someone got out of the wrong side of his mother’s bed this morning.

  100. 100
    The Romanian Remus Tribe all 250 of them says:

    Looking forward to Jan 1 2014 & being welcomed with open arms to your
    wonderful country where we may have to borrow a few things each & every day
    from any unoccupied house we come across until our UK supplied benefits come is regularly flowing……

    I have 25 borrowed horses can I bring them as well for free stabling, free food & free electricity?

    Sorry my english no good but a visiting UK group of MP’s on a jolly supplied
    by your very nice Tax Payers translated this for me….

    Why cant we all be there for Xmas we have a lot of thieving to do for our
    large families its not fair……

  101. 101
    CatBot says:

    Not you !! The suitable category

  102. 102
    Dimmy Dave Camoron says:

    Anyone who refuses to celebrate the coming tsunami of Roma immigration is a fruitcake, loony and closet racist!

  103. 103

    For hundreds of years mainland Europe has been trying to rid themselves of the scurge of the Roma Gypsies , robbing ,thieving , begging conning , murdering scum
    Hitler even gassed two million of them

    Only now in 2014 / 2014 have they solved their problem ,
    by sending them here !

    At least with the new competition , our resident Irish tinkers might fuck off back home

  104. 104
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    He’s just preheating the lasagne!

  105. 105
    John Major says:

    EU monetary / fiscal policies are destroying the middle class.

    What is happening in the UK is the same as what is going on over in Europe.

    The EU is what is responsible for the annihilation of social mobility.

  106. 106
    Red Bum says:

    Or a horse sex relationship perhaps. Surely there must be votes in that for Dave.

  107. 107
    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    I blame all those fuckers who voted against AV because they feared a permanent Labour/Lib Dem government. If you add up the Tories and UKIP together they could probably beat Labour and Lib Dem. So, as UKIP now outpoll Lib Dem consistently, it is a bit fucking rich for the Tory toff arselickers now to complain about a vote for UKIP being a vote for Labour.

  108. 108
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  109. 109
    Michael Gove says:

    One in four children leave London primary schools illiterate and I want to encourage this with increased egalitarianism in schools.

  110. 110
    kmc says:

    Please borrow my neighbour’s children indefinitely.

    I know you’re probably planning to do that anyway, but I just thought I’d mention it in case you forget.

  111. 111
    Ed Balls says:

    Schools must not produce winners.

  112. 112
    Edukashun Edukashion Educachun says:


    Iz dat like egz benedict but wiffout benedict?

  113. 113
    Pundit too too says:

    Its the Mekon with a beard

  114. 114
    From the Somme to Helmand says:

    You could argue that all wars since have been pointkess and merely a result of the messy end to WW1 and that we have just had periods of uneasy peace in between

  115. 115
    Tony Blair says:

    What’s an electricity bill?

  116. 116
    Will Self - The BBC's favourite idiot savant says:

    Its not me

  117. 117
    Guy News Room says:

    GCHQ set up fake pages on LinkedIn and other websites in order to spy on communications firms, it has been claimed.
    Leaked documents apparently reveal that the British surveillance service targeted security staff responsible for safeguarding networks across Europe.
    The claim is likely to lead to further controversy among Britain’s allies coming just a week after it was reported that the UK was spying on Germany via its embassy in Berlin.

  118. 118
    Nadhim Zahawi says:

    I was trying to stable-ise the economy.

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  120. 120
    Bill S. says:

    Something is rotten in the town of Stratford.

  121. 121
    Joe Public says:

    Storm in a teacup by the BBC and the usual comrades in media to cover up the Labour disaster in Falkirk, police corruption, the total fiasco in the USA over Obamacare, as well as Clegg and Miliband claiming energy costs on expenses.

  122. 122
    Red Len Mcclusterf*ck says:

    Well said comrade

  123. 123
    Blacks of Stratford says:

    Now is the discount of our winter tents!

  124. 124
    BBC - Bringing Back Communism says:

    We are doing our best to cover this up this MP scandal by not mentioning it.
    However IF we get information from our socialist network that they are innocent of this and the Nasty Tories are guilty then we will broadcast this scandal worldwide.

  125. 125
    SamCam says:

    How dare you refer to me as that.

  126. 126
    mr blair says:

    Slimy bastard. How do they get away with it?

  127. 127
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    The NSA likely own the servers. :-)

  128. 128
    Just Saying says:

    Good points. Pity the BBC only come out with the usual handwringing whimpish talking heads diatribe.

  129. 129
    Toxic Labour for spongers, parasites and criminals says:

    I’m really looking forward to the massive tax increases to pay for this tide of shit about to invade us.

  130. 130
    Just Saying says:

    The Toady Programme obviously got some flack on the Major speech in not mentioning he blamed Labour. Early this morning Evan Davies made no mention of this, later it was mentioned.

  131. 131
    Liberal Edukyshun Officer (aka Teacher) says:

    Now Abdul, you know if is ‘benefits’ not ‘benedict’.

    If you make that mistake again you will not get any income from the government to supplement your drugs and teen-grooming business.

  132. 132
    Tom Catesby says:

    Is it a hatless Mister Khan?

  133. 133
    Twatson, Dromey, Bryne and comrades. says:

    Are you accusing us?

  134. 134

    Is he going to challenge Boris for “Mare” of London ?

  135. 135
    Labour-educated yoof with an A* in GCSE English says:

    ‘Egalitarianism’ is like obveeusly a maid-up wurd innit.

  136. 136
    The English Indigenes says:

    Everything is rotten in Westminster.

  137. 137
    Toady Programme. says:

    Socialist agenda soundbites are what we are ALL about.

  138. 138
    William Shakespeare says:

    Much Ado About Nothing. Well that’s what that rich Arab with the livery who has just moved into the area told me.

  139. 139
    Tom Catesby says:

    More ‘enrichment’ on the way (The Romanians will be greatly enriched).

  140. 140
    altruism in industry says:

    Is it something to do with the Indian Chess Grandmaster ?

  141. 141
    UKIP or bust says:

    Is the public now saddled with the cost of his troughing?

  142. 142
    So What? says:

    Errr…What’s wrong with that?

    Now if they had not been doing such things, then there would be raised eyebrows.

  143. 143
    Ion Escavescou says:

    Will you have a seven bedroomed house ready for January 2014 please and somewhere to park the people carrier.

  144. 144
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    BBC are just trying to sell the EU / UK NGOs line on this, and global warming b/s.

    This would be the same UK NGOs which have virtually zero presence in the region, and who will likely take a vacation when the initial clean up work has been done to make some video’s in order to get funding from mugs in the UK sorted for next year.

    As a distraction from the problems which are continuing to become more obvious in the UK, this broadly fails.

  145. 145
    Ion Escavescou says:

    Apologies for no ‘?’ at end of sentence, no good English yet, but I can count money good!

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    himindoors says:

    Agreed, but notice how she chose her words carefully. Politicos like her are scared of challenging the BBC’s core beliefs on air.

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    MARK OATEN it's the way i Smell e'm says:

    So he’s saddled us with more debt ?

    is this politics on the hoof ?

    Can we not boot him out after a Gallop poll ?

    This guy is a real Manestream trougher

    Is he in a stable relationship ?

    Is he a friend of “Mr Ed ” Milliband ?

    or is he a Cameron Stalking Horse ?

  148. 148
    Guy News Room says:

    Croydon South Conservatives have released the shortlist of four candidates, which includes two women, to succeed Richard Ottaway, who is standing down from the seat he has held since 1992. Mr Ottaway has a majority of 16,000. The four candidates are Suella Fernandes, Lucy Frazer, Boris Johnson and Sir John Major.

  149. 149
    Quietly flows the Avon says:

    Not since they sorted out the drainage and flooding problem in Waterside

  150. 150
    altruism in industry says:

    by the way, anybody who thinks chess is dull should read this book

    probably a good prezzy for a niece or nephew.

  151. 151
    Anonymous says:

    Aah! The voice from the 3rd Bedroom!

  152. 152
    Paddy says:

    You’re Roma are wasting their feckin time, by January 2014, we’ll have had all the lead of the roofs and the cabling from the feckin railway

  153. 153
    Pakee Bashir says:

    People like Nadhim enrich our country (and themselves of course).

  154. 154
    Richard III says:

    A Horse ! A Horse ! My expenses for a Horse !!

  155. 155
    James Bond on Facebook says:

    Is ‘linked in’ a legitimate target ? Perhaps if the security services are on the lookout for fraudulent profiles, or evidence of foreign agents trying to infiltrate. Great way to get some real background if a fake identity is needed for an operative.

    This is for sure an area where the grey area between legit surveillance and illegitimate surveillance is questionable. Seems more like territory for the police, upon request.

    It would be foolish to think that they do not have a battery of accounts on Twitter also.

    Now Miss Moneypenny, pick up the pencil again you naughty girl.

    ** Click Send **

  156. 156
    Benefits Office says:

    Sign here !!

  157. 157
    MARK OATEN it's the way i Smell e'm says:

    He’s not the only one
    340 MP’s claim electric bills for second homes on expenses , including Ed Milliband

  158. 158
    vircantium says:

    Bloody hell – I actually recognised the person in a Rich cartoon, and without having seen the story it was about!

    Time for a new doodler methinks, Guido.

  159. 159
    Judicial Watch says:

    Not at the same time.

  160. 160
    BBC says:

    we love Filipinos, especially the little boys.

  161. 161
    MARK OATEN it's the way i Smell e'm says:

    Most Tories have held someones seat at some time or other

  162. 162
    Dan Dare says:

    I thought I’d seen that bugger off years ago.

  163. 163
    MARK OATEN it's the way i Smell e'm says:

    That number will double on January 1st next year when four million illiterate gypo sprogs turn up on our door step

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    Living in 98.11% white Merseyside says:

    That’s about all that poor old Nige is useful for these days.

  165. 165
    Living in 98.11% white Merseyside says:

    Is poor old Nige still troughing like there’s no tomorrow?

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    coal-black hackney says:


  167. 167
    Rail Announcement for Passengers thinking of using the train says:

    WE rgret to announce that as it’s a Monday that there are overunning Engineering Works everywhere and that there are delays on West Coast Mainline due to signalling problems at Watford; Milton Keynes and Stafford. An alternatiive bus service is running between Manchester and Euston. Please avoid travelling to-day. Tickets will be valid for travel tomorrow. We apologise for any incovenience to those who have paid exorbitant fees for your season ticket. Please note that we do not guarantee a seat or in fact a train. We value your comments and you may phone our 0845 number for further pointless advice. Calls 35p per minute. Average wait 15 minutes(which is better than our average train delay figures let’s face it !)Thank you.

    PS Support HS2. You know that it will be £50 Billion well spent !!

  168. 168

    I don’t see your problem !
    Margaret Beckett claims for her heating , whats the difference ?

  169. 169
    davidc says:

    from the daily mail

    Tory MP’s claim for electricity to his stables is exposed by the Press: The same Press he wants to bring under state control

    now why should he and all the others be so keen on state control of the press ?

    answers on a postcard please

  170. 170
    Morgan's Organ says:

    Clearly just a simple mistake….. I didn’t expect to be caught….. so lets just forget about it……it was only £5000, chicken feed… well toasted horse shit then!

  171. 171
  172. 172
    Geoffrey Brooking says:

    One way to create a stable economy I suppose :-)

  173. 173
    Morgan's Organ says:

    Deselect the bloody horse too!

  174. 174
    Old Hal says:

    Tha’s asking for the moon old cock, they declare their policy manifestoes (mostly blatant lies sucking up to who the leadership are their followers) few of which are enacted. The trouble is people vote slavishly for the party who mostly appeal to their prejudices but in the UK system the person voted for is not for the political party they belong to but the man/woman/and those not too sure, but I am fed up with being asked to vote for this person or that person who I do not know or have even heard of (and that is not just political parties and politics). What has happened to party candidates pre election public meetings where folks can ask prospective candidates questions on where they stand on issues relevant to their communities. I have only been to one public meeting 50 years ago and it was the incumbent MP but there were no rival public meetings from memory.

  175. 175
    Living in 98.11% white Merseyside says:

    Wait till 2015 to see how UKIP perform. They’ll need a new leader now that poor old Nige is past his sell by date.

  176. 176
    Lord Stansted says:

    Court martial board: Show leniency towards Marine A

    Please sign the petition.

  177. 177
    The tally man says:

    I hope that Quisling traitor major gets selected only to get deselected at the 205 general election, I truly hope a UKIP candidate beats him if only to rub his nose in the dirt like he rubbed ours in cultural enrichment.

  178. 178
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    He’s one of my heroes !

  179. 179
    Disappointed Elector says:

    He can only save himself by publishing his company accounts to prove he didn’t include the heating costs there. Then, he might claim financial incompetence. If not, the next Stratford MP will be UKIP!

  180. 180
    Owen Jones says:

    LOL! This is too funny!! Protest against Isr*eli “siege” postponed – because of Egyptian siege!

  181. 181
    A reporter from the Daily Planet says:

    Our sources tell us that Ian Duncan Smith is effectively out of the Government although he will remain in post for the foreseeable future to take criticism and avoid a reshuffle because there just are not the women available.

  182. 182
    The Romanian Remus Tribe all 250 of them says:

    Oh thank you……most ungrateful

    & the old Romanian greeting Fcuk you to…most welcome

  183. 183
    fnar fnar says:

    We have a Troughers’ Crescent forming just south of Brum: Bromsgrove, Redditch and now Stratford.
    Is it something in the air?

  184. 184
    Someone says:

    It will end in tears.

  185. 185
    Judge Dreadful says:

    I don’t beleive him. Prison for fraud.

  186. 186
    Zadhim Nawaih says:

    I have taken culinary advice from a former jockey turned chef; animal-loving voters may rest esurient that my stable thermostat is set to gaffe mk 3.

  187. 187
    Vote UKIP says:

    It’s the stink of LibLabConning

  188. 188
    Swedish Chef says:

    Warm meat is tender

  189. 189
    Henry Bean says:

    The collapse of the rule of law

  190. 190
    The Rt Hon D Cameron MP says:

    Dear Ivon

    No no Ivon, on no account buy your own people carrier, that would be a waste. What you do is get here and pretend to be disabled and then apply for a free car, you get a choice and only the best will do. Bring your extended family, adopt ten orphans from your local orphanage preferably disabled and the money will roll in. And go to the housing office with a lawyer, they will get you everything including the house/mansion of your dreams. Hope to be enriched by your presence and look forward to our smelly taxpayers footing the bill.


    David Cameron

  191. 191
    Everyone in Chingford says:

    He’s useless. Failed to prevent the ruination of the Walthamstow dog track and claimed he would get his mates Boris and Pickles to stop it. They ddn’t. He is now surplus to requirements

  192. 192
    Poor Bloody Infantry says:

    No chance. Marine A will get clobbered, while Bliar, Camercnut, and the Top Brass fail to take any responsibility.

    They are the War Criminal.

  193. 193
    The Public says:

    Parliament purports to make laws, but is in no way capable of setting any kind of a moral example to anyone.

  194. 194
    Justice says:

    The small price we would have to pay to see you fry for your crimes

  195. 195
    Flummery with no purpose says:

    A royal pardon is in order

  196. 196
    altruism in industry says:

    Somebody should decide what’s going on. If we have established that we have an enemy then the best bet is to destroy them, and everybody who supports them. Rules of engagement and wotnot are presumably for when the other guy is playing by those rules. You say, “Oh, we must show that we are civilized and they are not ” fuck that, just obliterate the fuckers and move on.
    Thing is this is not a popular concept with people who are determined to bring about a globalization with them and their mates at the top of the tree.

  197. 197
    altruism in industry says:

    as it’s getting near Christmas perhaps I should have said ” as the fairies at the top of the tree”

  198. 198
    Hoof Hearted says:

    1984 meets Animal Farm

  199. 199
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Once again the heat is on over MPs expenses.

  200. 200
    Come and get it! says:

    Actually there is no need to adopt more children. Just borrow a friend’s children when you go to claim child benefit and say they are yours. There is no way the benefits office can disprove it. It works for Somali claimants so why not for you.

    Welcome one welcome all
    Welcome to the amusement park
    Full of laughter, games and rides
    Just remember fun is on your side.

  201. 201
    Member for Hatred of English People says:

    I am mortified to have been caught.

  202. 202
    The Republic of Ireland says:

    If we keep silent long enough, maybe our guilt will be overlooked

  203. 203
    Anonymous says:

    Window licker abuses itself.

  204. 204
    Grauniad - the terrorists' friend says:

    “Storm in a teacup by the BBC and the usual comrades in media to cover up the Labour disaster in Falkirk, police corruption, the total fiasco in the USA over Obamacare, as well as Clegg and Miliband claiming energy costs on expenses.”

    We like to think that we are playing our full part in this process.

  205. 205
    Anonymous says:

    Will the Tories withdraw the whip?
    Will he win the next election in a canter or lose by a short head?
    As support drifts away will he be left on his tod?
    He needs a legup and get back in the saddle asap.

  206. 206
    someone says:

    Yes, beat me to it.
    Sir Clive holding his 1980 calculator.

  207. 207
    someone says:

    Don’t be such a tart.
    Do Soldiers die so MPs could get a day of thieving criticism-free?

  208. 208
    Diane Abbot says:

    No, it’s not racist.
    Roma aren’t proper black and proud Africans, like wot I is.
    They are brownings filth and should be gassed at mark five for three hours and put into patties.


  209. 209
    Court Artist says:

    Err, actually, I don’t think it *is* Sir Clive Sinclair.
    Some crook of an MP fiddling his expenses, aparantly.

  210. 210
    vircantium says:


    And that’s news?

  211. 211
    Chopper Arris says:

    You been reading Aangirfan today?

  212. 212
    Right Rev Chopper Arris says:

    Shes a dirty four be two masonic whore who deserves to burn like the rest of them will.

  213. 213
    Dave Cameroon says:

    Of course, splendid idea what, you all look the bally same in any case,borrowing someone else’s kiddies, that shows initiative and that’s what I want in this country, well done!

  214. 214
    Ion Escavescou says:

    Oh thank you mr Cameron sir, nice informations for us, but we know this because nice British people have already paid for a benefits advisory unit in Bucharest to tell us all these wonderful things, looking forward to enriching time.

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