Lucky readers of Pink News won’t want to miss out on the opportunity to snap up this lovely little cottage “minutes from Brighton’s gay scene”. Not only is there a duck pond, picturesque church and chalky coastline nearby, you would be buying it from a mystery anonymous MP:

“The historic Grade II listed property boasts an unusual owner, a politician who has consistently voted for gay rights during their time in Parliament. Can you guess which fabulous and true blue ally of the LGBT community could possibly be thinking of selling this beautiful property? Answers on a postcard please!”

It’s fab!