November 11th, 2013

Bill and Ed’s Excellent Adventure

Move over Red Sox, Ed has a new red American hero:

Guido hears that this is not the first contact the two camps have had, with the NYC Mayor elect reaching out on energy policy and various other back channel chat.

Poor Hollande. Whatever happened to that guy…


160 Comments

  1. 1
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  2. 2
    Norman Baker says:

    More plausible explanation for the Super Typhoon than the b/s from the BBC:

    Full details:

    h**p://aangirfan.blogspot.co.uk/2013/11/philippines-typhoon-caused-by-us.html

    Because, all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive.

  3. 3
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Does Ed never talk in anything else but clichés and platitudes, we know very well to our cost that politicians can make a difference to peoples lives… ruinously!.

  4. 4
    dai much relieved says:

    so that'[s what they talked about……
    be thankful there were no conclusions nor (perish the tort) evidence or reasoning

  5. 5
    barratts to be nackered says:

    time wounds old heels

  6. 6
    an old ffarte says:

    wind dear boy – wind!

  7. 7
    Russian protester says:

    Who has the balls to do what I did?! Nobodyski!

  8. 8
    Ed Miliband says:

    I am a most bodacious twat, dude!

  9. 9
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Fall out with Hollande something to do with riots against Eco-taxes?

    Green taxes = revolting French.

  10. 10
    retrdEd Militwat says:

    Mithther Sthpeaker, Mithther Sthpeaker,

    Thith ith outwageouth. The coutwery demands a judge led inqwuereriry.

    I got a B+ in politics A-levels. That meansth I get to run your livesth.

  11. 11
    an olde ffarte says:

    do you remember the after-dinner speech of the ancient mariner?

    the local press praised it as

    24 hours LONGITUDE

    and 360 degrees PLATITUDE

  12. 12
    FrogWatch says:

  13. 13
    jizzballs says:

    I’ll bet Bill de Blasio thought Milliband was a complete c*nt.

    Did Bill have a translator…?

  14. 14
    Cynic says:

    Ed You are a liar. Get the NSA to release the recording

  15. 15
    Green Greeny says:

    We have a lot to learn from the French

  16. 16
    Crook protecting crooks says:

    Off topic but people like Frances Crook make me sick. This cretin has spent her entire career concerned about the welfare of the worst criminals in society. Her every utterance, every statement has only ever been about protecting murderers, r*pists, child abusers and serial killers. She never ever shows the slightest concern for victims. Her priority is the wellbeing and release from prison of the likes of Ian Huntley and Vanessa George.

    What makes someone like that? Not all lefties are bleeding hearts to THIS degree. I’ve spoken to left wingers who fervently believe criminals of this sort should be locked up till they die. So what makes someone turn into such a disgusting creature who dedicates her whole life to protecting killers and the like?

    The fact she has an OBE really does sum up what a mess we’re in. When a total waste of space like her can get an OBE, why would anyone want one? What did she get it for? For services to the crime industry?

  17. 17
    Swivelly says:

    Bill is doomed, Ed fuuuukkked Hollande’s luck.

  18. 18
    Gusty Gullible says:

    My tinfoil hat has blown away

  19. 19
    Winnie Teh Poo says:

    Another shameless Lib Dem.

  20. 20
    Russian protester says:

    I’ve nailed it!

  21. 21
    jizzballs says:

    An excellent example of spleen ventage.

  22. 22
    statist quo says:

    So Ed Miliband wants to show how politics can make a difference to peoples lives, rather than actually making a difference to peoples lives? What a cuпt.

  23. 23
    Russian Police says:

    Get up.

  24. 24
    The BBC says:

    Global warming. Pay your eco taxes.

  25. 25
    south of the M4 says:

    Don’t you just love it when politicians come out with the “.. politics makes a difference to people’s lives … ” clap-trap? Get out of my life, my business, my home – get off my TV, then that will make the ‘ difference’ I want.

  26. 26
    Winnie Teh Poo says:

    Labour council

  27. 27
    Roses are red , so is Ed, roses smell nice says:

    showing how politics can make a difference to people’s lives.

    Wouldn’t bother you piece of left wing rubbish, we are still living the damage you and Liebour have done to this country now, that’s what you did to peoples lives, with taxes and more taxes and green taxes and more green taxes, lies, “investing”, immigration , 3000 laws, company type pawn shops and money loan shark with 3000% interest, selling gold cheap for your mates in a bank.

  28. 28
  29. 29
    Rupert Murdoch's mother was J'ewish says:

    Fuck me… he’s not J’ewish!

    Either the almighty US dollar is losing its hegemonic power or Wall Street’s power is waning!

    Janet Yellen eat your heart out! (btw just what are the odds on 5 consecutive Chairpersons [we must respect PC you know], of the private Federal Reserve Bank, being J’ewish given US equalitarian legislation and the fact the the J’ewish population only represents around 2.5% of the entire US population?)

    It beats the fuck out of me!

    Just how will the Kosher ones infiltrate China?

    Watch this space.

  30. 30
    Commie McCluskey (owner of Ed Miliband) says:

    Shut your trap, dipshit. I run the the Labour Party. You just get me my cuppa, and get it naahhhh!

  31. 31
    retardEd Miliband says:

    Pwethident Hollande ith a Thothialitht Hewo!

    I will be evewy bit at thuccethful ath he ith!

    Oh yeth!

  32. 32
    East India Company Wallah says:

    Ed Balls?

  33. 33
    nellnewman says:

    Ho Hum. Is there a pattern developing here? militwit latched onto the socialist Hollande when Hollande first got elected and militwit said he was going emulate him. Now Hollande is being booed in the streets of France he is so unpopular.

    Now militwit has latched on to the socialist New York Mayor DeBlasio and says he’s going to emulate him instead. Wait for it….

    But the bigger question is why does he need to emulate anyone? Can’t he formulate policies for himself!

  34. 34
    Benghazzzzzzzi says:

  35. 35
    The Liebour Party says:

    It isn’t 3,000%, it’s 4,000%, and we created the conditions for it to happen, and we allowed it to happen.

    And that’s why it’s the Tories’ fault.

  36. 36
    Meanwhile, on the other side of the planet... says:

    Looks like Philippines are in for some more punishment:

  37. 37
    Turkeys voting for Crimbo says:

    Remember to vote early, vote often and vote UKIP ….. And get Milliband and no escape from the EU

  38. 38
    All in it together says:

  39. 39
    A very blank sheet of aper says:

    No

  40. 40
    Ed Miliband says:

    Hollande was my friend, once.
    I only use people that can aide my Milliband Crisis Bandwagon, until that changes as it surely will.

  41. 41
    And he has a face like a used condom. says:

    The unions put him in his job 3 years’ ago and in that time he’s come up with..

    0.00 policies.

    I think it’s safe to say he’s a retard.

  42. 42
    Turkeys voting for crimbo says:

    Get Milliband and no EU escape

  43. 43
    American GI says:

    Nuts

  44. 44
    Dimmy Dave Camoron (worst Prime Minister ever !) says:

    Vote for me!

    I’ve doubled Britain’s debt, I’ve increased immigration, and I’m about to let 2.5 million Roma pickpockets into the country!

    Oh, and I will not – under any circumstances – take Britain out of the EU.

    Tally ho!

  45. 45
    Anonymous says:

    Actually its the union flag and only a jack when flown on a ships bonnet. i see what you mean though just UN-fucking-believable
    Someone ends to hang for that

  46. 46
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Ed Miliband has a cost of loyalty crisis.

  47. 47
    Dessert Rat says:

    Silly boy, if all the bad bastards were banged up, the fucking lawyers would starve to death and it would be all your fault

  48. 48
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    I was going to send £ to the Philippines disaster fund, before I found most of them were RC!

  49. 49
    JH328940923849023 says:

    This Blasio will soon have New York back to the 70s, roving gangs making life a misery for the law abiding but oooo look, his son has cool hair!

    Coooool!

  50. 50
    Ed MCluskeyband says:

    How’s that united front going Ed???

    http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/333e70a4-9ac4-11e1-9c98-00144feabdc0.html#ixzz2kNMi2SvK

    Ed Miliband, Labour leader, and François Hollande, France’s new socialist president, agreed on Thursday to form a united front on promoting anti-austerity policies and a new push for growth across Europe.

    Growth from Hollande? Bwha hahahahaha

  51. 51
    Turkeys voting for Crimbo says:

    Remember to vote early, vote often and vote UKIP ….. And get Milliband and no escape from the EU

  52. 52
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Ed Balls could easily lead the Police Federation, he would be perfect.

  53. 53
    Dessert Rat says:

    Too true, the tories didn’t stop them totally fucking up the economy. Explain that Osborne!

  54. 54
    Owen Jones - the peoples spokesperson says:

    Yes, that’s right…how to screw the libertarian elite bankers for all they’re worth!

  55. 55
    David Minibanana says:

    I was your brother once. Then Red Len told you to shaft me.

  56. 56
    Dessert Rat says:

    Looks like he’s in the clear, brilliant defence!

  57. 57
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    HARVEY, NICK NICKS.

  58. 58
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    “I’ll bet Bill de Blasio thought Milliband was a complete c*nt.”

    Maybe, but Bill’s tribe doesn’t run Wall St.

    Go figure!

  59. 59
    lojolondon says:

    I judge people by the company they keep. If the new Mayor of NY has time to chitty-chat with Milibrain, then I predict a dreadful next 5 years for the city of NY. Simples.

  60. 60
    I ain't no browning Diane (Afro-centric) Abbott. says:

    Diane Abbott writes on the new New York Mayor:

    The significance of Bill de Blasio’s election

    De Blasio has a black wife, Chirlane McCray, and two mixed-race children. And his wife is no “browning”. She is an unashamedly dark-skinned, Afro-centric woman

    http://www.jamaicaobserver.com/columns/The-significance-of-Bill-de-Blasio-s-election_15401785

  61. 61
    Dessert Rat says:

    He’s done it mate.The climate change act; Killed off thousands of pensioners, which has saved the economy millions on pensions.

  62. 62
    Dimmy Dave Camoron (worst Prime Minister ever !) says:

    Can I interest you in a £70 billion HS2 railway?

    NO??

    Well, you’re getting one, like it or not!! Guff – haw haw haw haw haw!

    Oh, and I will not – under any circumstances – take Britain out of the EU.

    PS: I’m sacking thousands of nurses and police and soldiers, so I can afford to give £11 billion every year to countries like India. Countries, like India, which have space programmes.

    PPS: Oh, and I will not – under any circumstances – take Britain out of the EU.

  63. 63
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    If the mistake with the flag is as appears, the flag has also been hung upside down.

  64. 64
    Dessert Rat says:

    Racism innit, voting for skin colour!

  65. 65
    Ροdiceps says:

    Wenn ich Kultur höre, entsichere ich meinen Browning.

  66. 66
    Dimmy Dave Camoron (worst Prime Minister ever !) says:

    Can I interest you in a gay marriage?

    Oh, and I will not – under any circumstances – take Britain out of the EU.

    By the way, forget about Conservatives – I regard them as all fruitcakes, loonies and closet racists. And, on top of that, all Conservatives are swivel-eyed loons!!

    I wonder why I’m not going to be Prime Minister after May 2015..

    PPS: Oh, and I will not – under any circumstances – take Britain out of the EU.

  67. 67
    JadedJean says:

    Crook protecting crooks wrote:

    “Off topic but people like Frances Crook make me sick. This cretin has spent her entire career concerned about the welfare of the worst criminals in society. Her every utterance, every statement has only ever been about protecting murderers, r*pists, child abusers and serial killers. She never ever shows the slightest concern for victims. Her priority is the wellbeing and release from prison of the likes of Ian Huntley and Vanessa George.”

    Off topic…but, non-the-less a valid point

    Look up Crook on Wikipedia, it states the following…

    “Frances Crook graduated in history from Liverpool University, and subsequently qualified as a teacher, working in secondary schools in Liverpool and London until 1980.”

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frances_Crook#University_and_Beyond

    1. This tells you that she has absolutely no experienced expertly comment on any psychcological healthcare issues.

    2. She is not qualified to comment on any psychological healthcare issues.

    (think of most politicians in this respect)

    My suggestion is to completely ignore what this person comments on about anything outside of her field of experience and training.

    This is just a helpful suggestion.

  68. 68
    T May says:

    Yankee Go Home

  69. 69
    Hauptstadt der Bewegung says:

    Did the Germans have Brownings? I’d have said they were more ‘Luger’ types.

  70. 70
    Universal Hiss says:

    I’m voting early,often & SNP.

    I’ve come to the sorry conclusion that I hate all the thieving,bastard, lying politicians so a vote for the SNP means I am voting for fewer of the scum & Scotland can sail away to a utopia that will probably end up like the Darien adventure but quite frankly,I’m past fucking caring.

    Let’s go for a really big change & if it all goes tits up,it’s still not the mess that is the sewerage seeping from Westminster.

    & breathe………….

  71. 71
    Anonymous says:

    A useful idiot.

  72. 72
    Fishy says:

    Oh do grow up

  73. 73
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Salaries at the BBC should be limited to a maximum of £50,000 p.a.
    Why should a news reader be on £100,000 p.a.?
    The old one about “we have to pay the going rate” is a load of crap. There would be a queue a mile long of people capable and willing to do the jobs for £50k.

  74. 74
    What Diane Abbottomasbigasthemoon meant to say says:

    “President Obáma has a black dad and a white mom. And that means Obáma’s a “browning”. He is a shamefully non-dark-skinned, non-Afro-centric man”

  75. 75
    La La Land calling LibLabCon says:

    Vote LibLabCon and you certainly won’t have any escape from the EU.

  76. 76
    Universal Hiss says:

    Why is this woman obsessed by skin colour?

    Sounds racist.

  77. 77
    Gary Lineker says:

    “Why should a news reader be on £100,000 p.a.?”

    Pah!…I wouldn’t get out of bed for £100,000 p.a.!!!

  78. 78
    Most people who work for the BBC should be shot in the face says:

    Salaries at the BBC should be limited to minimum wage, and the staff should be doing nothing more than packing the BBC’s property into bags and putting it in skips for disposal, prior to the buildings being sold off or handed-back to the landlords.

  79. 79
    Russian Protestor says:

    Numb nutz.

  80. 80
    Obamatron says:

    Yankees tap phone.

  81. 81
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Nadine Dorries apology was a non-apology. Not for one moment was she sincere. I wonder if her big brother fee is paid into a company for tax avoidance purposes. Maybe Dorries took advice from Margaret Hodge :)

  82. 82
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    You have a plan that would work.

  83. 83
    Sir Nick Harvey: Total C'unt ? says:

    Discuss…

  84. 84
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Maybe she wishes she was White.

  85. 85
    Diane Fatbutt is rancid racist scum says:

    Her pre-occupation with race takes her mind of her morbid-obesity and premature death through inevitable myocardial infarction. Or Type 2 diabetes.

    That and it distracts her from the fact her career’s over.

  86. 86
    Most people who work for the BBC should be shot in the face says:

    Which bit? The ‘shooty’ bit, I hope! :-)

  87. 87
    Another Engineer says:

    That’s just back to normal service for the Philippines – they have many of these every year, and that looks like being a relatively weak one. It won’t help anyone without a roof, mind.

    The last one was something out of the ordinary. Effectively a 20+ mile wide EF4/5 tornado – the kind that destroys towns in the US – but with a storm surge added on.

    What surprised me was that the government and aid agencies don’t seem to have been ready to go the minute it had passed. From 2 or 3 days out the forecast was pretty much bang on, and it was never going to be anything other than a terrible disaster.

  88. 88
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Who the Fuck do you think has been pulling your strings and funding you and your lot for decades you dip-5hit?

    They control [by finance] both sides of the perceived division among the left and right – nice trick innit?

    Oh it’s just a conspiracy theory is it?

  89. 89
    President of the Republic, Francois Hollande says:

    Excuse-moi, mes amis, c’est moi – ze leetle saucy one, ze Francois Hollandaise!

    How dare zat leetle upstart, Milliman criticise moi, ze leader of the high tax, high spending Socialiste Republique de France? Zut alors! Sacre bleu!

    Off viz his Ed!

  90. 90
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Weren’t there documents and tapes kept in Abe’s safe in Israel to do with the tapping of people’s phones in the 1 billion dollar law suit launched by Canal + against News Corp some years ago – or I am going to have to check all the documents that were put up online in the US – which I copied?

    And that’s leaving aside that Rupe reversed over the law suit and bought ‘em off.

  91. 91
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Erm, the kosher ones already have good relations with Ch!na.

    http://tinyurl.com/ko4qfsf

    Don’t forget that it was K’issinger who opened the US to Ch!na.

    Here are some of his thoughts on the future of US-Sino relations:

    h**p://www.foreignaffairs.com/articles/137245/henry-a-kissinger/the-future-of-us-chinese-relations

  92. 92
    jizzballs says:

    Do you not think that your reply would be better applied to the poster you have quoted…?

    Because i really couldn’t give a fuck, i liked the delivery and cadence of his rant, the content was secondary.

  93. 93
    Anon says:

    Unique window of opportunity about to arise early this Dec when CMDD
    & many of his Senior Pimps oops mean Ministers will be in China for 5 days

    Just the right time for a Coup De Ta…….

    Hopefully whats left of the Military are now making plans to take advantage
    of this opportunity to rid us of these 650 duplicitous manipulators once & for all
    then close our borders shut tight before 1 Jan when the hordes of locusts from the east descend……..seems like the perfect Xmas present for everyone…..

  94. 94
    Blowing Whistles says:

    btw – it was a very Messier affair – but I think (?) that religious things came into play in the background.

  95. 95
    Blowing Whistles says:

    And don’t forget it was Kissmyrse who drugged and entrapped a former white president of the Africa Sth into doing Kissy’s bidding.

  96. 96
    Universal Hiss says:

    I don’t think there is a need for discussion.

    100% agreement with your moniker.

  97. 97
    Realpolitik says:

    Straight into the EU with full loss of sovereignty, and switch to the Euro. G’reece of the north in the making.

  98. 98
    Huhney's a cunny says:

    Convicted criminal Chris Huhne on ITV right now on debate show The Agenda. Shame on ITV in helping this c-unt in his attempt at a public rehabilitation.

  99. 99
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Oh CO3 and all that nukey stuff ‘n arms dealings with A Sth too.

    The Chin.ese owns the yanks’ rses. But what will the yan.ks do when they come calling for their bonds – the yanks will tell em to FO – and then we’ll all have a J problem.

  100. 100
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The J element controlling the bbc [and gruniad] know all about that turkeys voting for crimbo thing – and they have the videos and docs which no politicians or pigs ever thought to open up a criminal investigation on – Nov 2003. They couldn’t cos had they then the whole labour being in thrall to Rupe thing would have exploded on the stablishment.

  101. 101
    Universal Hiss says:

    I notice the ed on Newsnight tried to shoehorn bloody global warming into their report a few minutes ago.

    Sadly for him the met office man was not playing. Strange.

    I know people have to live somewhere but given a choice it would not be in the path of typhoons,sea surges,landslip areas,volcanic activity & earthquakes.

    That really is the geographical short straw.

    Perhaps all the poor people should be invited to live in the UK?

  102. 102
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    The US was on the scene fairly quickly. Their priority is getting water in / power up and making sure basic infrastructure (like the airport) is functional, alongside the Phil govt.

    Philippine government is a bit sketchy, but they are doing their best.

    The depression that is heading over them is just going to dump a lot of rain. Might be a problem given the large amount of rain already dumped, and as you point out, lack of shelter.

    Foreign NGOs may want to be wary about going in. When the bad weather has passed there could be some issues with the local !slamists, if they feel they want to have a go at the government in its weakened state.

  103. 103
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    It sounds rac!st because it is rac!st.

  104. 104
    Just asking... says:

    Was Ed Miliband ever supportive of Toronto’s Rob Ford ?

  105. 105
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    He’s a Liberal Democrat. QED.

  106. 106
    Universal Hiss says:

    I think that’s the likely outcome if Alec reneges on his European referendum.

    He says all these decisions are for the people of Scotland.

    It won’t happen as I don’t think Scotland will vote for independence.

    I’m old,cynical & would love to live through the political turbulence independence would bring.Would keep me amused in my declining years far better than a no difference between any of the parties churning same old lies.

    Let’s have some new lies.

  107. 107
    Vote UKIP - don't get Heir to Blair says:

    Yeah as if Dave is going to give this country a fair referendum. Get real.

  108. 108
    Universal Hiss says:

    Well it is sort of true.

    A big boy did it and ran away.

    Gordon Brown.

  109. 109
    A Right Fucking Bastard says:

    And the cvnt got into Ocks-fthord with A levelth tho poor, too.

  110. 110
    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

    We capitalise on our crimes. How else would us ex-cons maintain our former lifestyles ?

  111. 111
    Anonymous says:

    Vote Ukip. Fuck off jonny foreigner.

  112. 112
    Ροdiceps says:

    It’s a joke, but not much of a one — a pun on the name of Robert Browning the poet. The line is from Hanns Johst’s pro-Νazi play Schlageter.

  113. 113
    The FibDemon party says:

  114. 114
    A Right Fucking Bastard says:

    ‘I got into Ox-fordth with A-levelth tho poor that any other poor cvnt from a real comprenethive thchool would have ended up at Hudderth(spit)field Poly, thduying thociololololgy (Ith that how you thay it? Thpellcheck, please). Thtat’th Marxithm in acthion for you, comradeth (slobber)…’

    If this gibbering, lisping waste-of-fucking-space gets into Downing Street, we’re fucked.

  115. 115
    Vote UKIP - don't get Heir to Blair says:

    What happened to Hollande? He got elected and put his idiotic socialist plans into operation. The rest is misery.

  116. 116
    Could a white MP write? says:

    De Blasio has a white wife, Chirlane McCray, and two Aryan-race children. And his wife is no “browning”. She is an unashamedly white-skinned, Nordic-centric woman

  117. 117
    Universal Hiss says:

    Well The Guardian are helping him too giving him a weekly platform for his self-serving bullshit.

    The only comfort about that is only 18 people read it.

  118. 118
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Mother Nature Rules – despite the propagandists and their lobbying moneymen.

    Does that picture depict a “flat earth” … Oh no it doesn’t but elite once thought it was until they realised that the masses had caught the lying effers out.

  119. 119
    Warren Wilhelm, alias "Bill deBlasio," says:

    Here’s where I got Obama beat:
    I DO have a son. And he looks like Trayvon Martin, for being a “browning.”
    Point, deBlasio.

  120. 120
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Sarko and Hollandaise are both J plants.

  121. 121
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Do not know of any rac!st white MP’s, so offhand cannot think of anyone who would write such a thing.

    De Blasio’s wife is Afr!can American, but more importantly a good mother, poet and wife to De Blasio.

    It is odd Abbot does not comment on that.

    A more controversial aspect of Chirlane’s life is her 1979 piece she published in Essence Magazine: ‘I am a lesbian’. Apparently she was until she met (was cured by ???) B!ll in 1991.

    It is perhaps stranger that Abbot doesn’t speak of this.

  122. 122
    Ed says:

    This government’s austerity policy and its underfunding of India’s Mars mission has clearly put the project in jeopardy.

  123. 123
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Can anyone point me to any published [other than the rupeGF blog yesterday] 5hit [any link will do] about the owen twat tweeting at yesterday’s Remembrance ceremony?

    A H/T and the scalp of someone else awaits.

  124. 124
    Crook protecting crooks says:

    Glad you enjoyed. I think people like Frances Crook are enemies of the state. She’s attained a position which she uses to help the worst elements of society. But I bet cash money this puke hasn’t got the courage of her convictions to actually read the details of what evil scum like Brady, Huntley, Sutcliffe and George did. Much more comfortable to shield herself from that so she can continue her Islington upper middle class metropolitan liberal guilt agenda.

  125. 125
    Chlöe Sal Gerbeeba says:

    Global warning : pull the plug on the Baby Buggering Corporation.

  126. 126
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Who concocted a little cover up about your extra-M’s during your first marriage eh?

  127. 127
    Universal Hiss says:

    Don’t worry Ed,the clangers are returning but with Mumbai call centre accents.

    Is it possible to do a swanee whistle with an Indian accent?

    A problem for engineer to sort.

  128. 128
    Ray Romano says:

    And I’LL bet Bill deBlasio thought it was ME, till Ed opened his trap.

  129. 129
    The 4 Bs. Boris' Blonde haired, Blue eyed, Browning child says:

    I’m sure Boris could provide a “browning” child or three for his next Mayoral campaign

  130. 130
    Lenny Henry says:

    Don’t talk to me about crack. I spent 25 years waking up at the crack of Dawn and it wasn’t pretty.

  131. 131
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Is he a bit of a homo too and did some of his ex-club mates die in odd and strange circumstances – within a very short timeline for some odd and strange reasons?

  132. 132
    El Sid says:

    Even China’s Politburo thinks price controls are nuts, they’re looking to increase gas prices by 15% :

    http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-11-11/china-may-loosen-energy-price-controls-after-planning-meeting.html

    You can see why Miliband tries to play down his Marxist connections – they’re too right-wing for him.

  133. 133
    Anon & hoping for a Coup de ta in time for Xmas says:

    As many as that read there left wing crap……

    Perhaps they just hyped the numbers….

  134. 134
    François Hollande says:

    Eddie bébé, il y aura toujours une position qui vous est réservée dans la police en tant que chef préfet. Je sais que vous avez déjà l’uniforme.

  135. 135
    The millions murdered by Socialism says:

    Socialist politics made a real difference to our lives.

  136. 136
    Universal Hiss says:

    None,sorry. I tend to avoid him.Sometimes it’s hard though as he’s in great demand as a talking left-on for the BBC.

    I have the same reaction when I hear & now for a great comedy series on Radio 4. A dash for the off switch.

  137. 137
    altruism in industry says:

    are they the kids of who we think ?

  138. 138
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    A NEW DAY HAS DAWNED, HAS IT NOT ??

  139. 139
    The millions murdered by Capitalism says:

    Judea declares war on Germany

    http://tinyurl.com/oz8hdb9

  140. 140
    Enoch Powell says:

    “In 15 years time, the black man will have the whip hand over the white man”

  141. 141
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP says:

    :)

  142. 142
    Ed millionaireband says:

    Have too!

    Price freeze for private energy companies, unless we can’t

    Not liking Wonga (but doing nothing)

    Not being sure about HS2

    That’s not too, it’s thwee!

  143. 143
    Lest we forget says:

    Michael Shrimpton Exposes Ted Heath (and others)

  144. 144
    kljnl says:

    He didn’t hand the money back or offer to donate it to the poppy fund himself.
    Now, will he declare the donation?

  145. 145
    Harrison Umunna at Harrison's says:

  146. 146
    Harrison is on a promise says:

  147. 147
    Anon...... says:

    Explosive in every sense of the word & the political elite chose to swim in this
    type of depraved cesspit for there own nefarious ends.

    Thanks for the posting

  148. 148
    The Critic says:

    Do not forget, team Milliband are letting it be known they helped take the mayor’s job from the right. That is a lie. New York mayors have been democrats the majority of the time with very few exceptions. Milliband’s intervention did sod all.

    A bit like the seats they talk about winning in by-elections -you know, the ones that were Labour before the election and for decades previously.

  149. 149
    HEARDITALLSEENITALL says:

    Typical of lefty council to buy cheap printed Union flags

  150. 150
    Bruce says:

    What happened when the cops dragged you away? How did that work out?

  151. 151
    Curly says:

    Creditors given them the boot?

  152. 152
    Curly says:

    Probably made in China like most things these days. At least it wasn’t that blue abomination with the circle of stars.

  153. 153
    Curly says:

    … if there are any of these ragheads still standing of course.

  154. 154
    Coupe de grace while you are at it. The lawn hasn't been touched for weeks says:

    Oh the soldiers may be fighting
    in the trenches or a battleship at sea.
    But there isn’t any war
    when the clock strikes four as
    everything stopf for ..

    A Coup de Tea?

  155. 155
    Coupe de glace vanille svp says:

    Just got a cartoon from a French friend showing in (1) the public represented by a dog caught by the neck in an animal trap; and (2) the same creature being f**ed up the ar*e.

    The first one reads “Sarko”; the second one reads “Hollande”.

    Clever folk these cartoonists.

  156. 156
    HEARDITALLSEENITALL says:

    That EU rag would have been hand embroidered on the finest linen!

  157. 157
    Curiouser and curiouser... says:

    So do this at least partially explain the cryptic comment on here a day or two ago about Mr Mc being the subject of “several” D notices”??

  158. 158
    Curiouser and curiouser... says:

    Some people have no taste…

  159. 159
    Homeland says:

    Hi Racist Ones

    I hope Guido is passing your details to the CIA right now

  160. 160
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Hey there Homeland you f-wit.

    You cannot be racist towards a religion … so get to you subnormal armchair judge.


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