November 10th, 2013

Read Guido’s Column in The Sun on Sunday Online

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485 Comments

  1. 1
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    Found a Poppy lying on the pavement on the way to church, so that saved me 10p. Result!

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    • 7
      The Fabian Society says:

      Ten pence less for the Royal British Legion, well done!

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    • 17
      Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

      I found a pansy and got a sore arse.

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    • 62
      Ed Balls says:

      If you were really smart, you’d claim 10p off your employer for the poppy.

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    • 243
      I'm So Rich - Cameron/Osborne - With thanks to John Lennon says:

      I’m so rich
      I don’t know what to do
      I’m oh so very rich, you haven’t got a clue
      I talk about recession but that’s just for the likes of you ooh whooh!

      I’m so rich
      I’m richer by the day
      And although I’m so very rich
      income tax my companies don’t pay
      I leave that to the peasants who work for a slave’s wage

      I’m so rich
      I can’t stop earning cash
      I’m so rich
      I earn it in a dash
      I talk about austerity but that’s just all balderdash -balderdash

      I’m so rich
      and you are all so poor
      as you keep getting less
      so my wealth increases more
      thank God I am in office
      I can work it like a whore – like a whore whore whore

      and screw the country even more
      even more

      etc, etc, etc…………….

      thanks John.

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  2. 2
    CCHQ half witted Press Officer says:

    English Defence League member gets arrested for wearing a Muslim bag on his head in the street http://www.barenakedislam.com/2013/11/09/english-defence-league-member-gets-arrested-for-wearing-a-muslim-bag-on-his-head-in-the-street/

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    • 3
      A hundred Years On says:

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      • 9
        The Royal British Legion says:

        Is this what we fought for?

        Weep Britain.

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        • 31
          Freedom is dead in the EU says:

          It’s what we fought agianst. The extremists are in power now though.

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          • Which is the real fascist? says:

            How ridiculous, freedom is alive and well in the EU.

            We are tolerant and work tirelessly for diversity within our cultures. Anyone with an alternative view to ours, should be arrested at once and locked up.

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          • Fucking clueless Plod says:

            The thick, dumb plod obviously though it was that fuckwit that hack-sawed his tag off and escaped from the mosque in West London.

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        • 32
          Turning in their graves says:

          No!

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      • 29
        The British media are cunts says:

        Stupid fat cowardly gutless pig scum.

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        • 52
          altruism in industry says:

          I suppose there could be a National Burka Day

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        • 128
          Anonymous says:

          Have you thought of applying for Seamus Heaneys job ?

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          • Seamus Heaney says:

            Between my finger and my thumb
            The squat pen rests; snug as a gun.

            Under my window, a clean rasping sound
            When the spade sinks into gravelly ground:
            Dave is, digging. I look down

            Till his straining rump among the counties
            Bends low, comes up twenty years away
            Stooping in rhythm through UKIP’s thrills
            Where he was digging.

            The coarse boot nestled on the lug, the shaft
            Against the inside knee was levered firmly.
            He rooted out M!tchell, buried the bright edge deep
            To scatter new mongs that we elected,
            Loving their warm hardness in his hands.

            By God, Dave could handle a spade.
            Just like Alfriyie.

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      • 239
        Googler says:

        Section 60 allows the filth

        “to require any person to remove any item which the constable reasonably believes that person is wearing wholly or mainly for the purpose of concealing his identity”

        It is clear that this chap was wearing the niqab (not full-face burqa) to make a political point, not to conceal his identity.

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        • 283
          altruism in industry says:

          yes but, he was wearing the item to conceal his identity and the point he was making was that he was concealing his identity. Not that I don’t think that the Burka should be banned in all public places.

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          • Pile of Dogs Poo with one hundred flies taking turns to land on me says:

            So whats the difference between me taking rubbish out to the wheelie bin, in 1) a burka or 2) a refuse sack. At the end of the day they are both concealing rubbish. No no no. I am not wearing a burka to take it out.

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          • Googler says:

            Sorry, It’s hard to concentrate with Sally Burcow’s minge on my face (My name strarts with “Wr” so I get November 11th, y’see)
            But if he was trying to conceal his identity, why did he take it off?

            Hang on.

            All of us have worn Sally on our faces at some point, so aren’t we all criminals?

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          • Pile of Dogs Poo with one hundred flies taking turns to land on me says:

            I love Sally’s minge hairs stuck between my teeth and it gives her more pleasure than her little prick husband.

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        • 387
          Anonymous says:

          The answer is no then, judging by that awful pome.

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    • 149
      Ned Kelly says:

      Strewth. I wore a bucket and it still didn’t do me any good.

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    • 392
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  3. 4
    Abbot and Costello meet the killer Andy Burnham says:

    Apparently, Murdoch wants Australia to be the most multicultural country in the world (through mass-immigration natch)- he’s such an evil and destructive c’unt although, no doubt, he’ll have plenty of defenders on here.

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    • 5
      Fuck the LibLabCon says:

      Not me.

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      • 10
        Anonymous says:

        Murdoch is a friend of Israel.

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        • 13
          Anonymous = says:

          Naughty Rupert! How dare you support humanity against brutality?

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        • 15
          Fuck the LibLabCon says:

          And always will be.

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        • 64
          Casual Observer 3 says:

          M’urdoch was a major stake holder in the now defunct domestic A’ustralian airline Ansett. This company owned a stake in another airline America West.

          He held his stake with Sir Peter Abeles, who was implicated in the A’ustralian N’ugan H’and Bank drug money laundering scandal:

          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Abeles

          The America West connection is pertinent in relation to a failed attempt to smuggle heroin into the US from Communist Laos, in return for payment with guns.

          This was rumbled following an emergency landing made in Aruba back in the 80s. Those involved were stiffed, as they had a plane load of w’eed, not H. They somehow plea bargained out when prosecuted in the US.

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    • 8
      Bill D'Sarse says:

      Mass immigration to Australia? Tell him it’s already been done.

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      • 14
        Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

        At least Australia has something we lack – lots of virgin land. In the UK nobody mentions that HS2 is unfeasible and prohibitively expensive because of the lack of cheap, available land due to mass immigration over the last 60 years. And it is expected another 20 million will be added to our population within 20 years. That is something else to thank the Liblabcon-men for.

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      • 99
        Little Bo Peep says:

        Dead right Bil*. After that little island off the south China coast which we are not allowed to name on here for some reason, the biggest Chinatown in the world is now called Melbourne.

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    • 60
      Living in 98.11% white Merseyside says:

      Does Mr Murdoch support poor old Nige?

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    • 131
      Anonymous says:

      You would be dumb if you couldnt throw *unt around on every post. For fecks sake buy yourself a dictionary, you are really tedious.

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  4. 6
    fernando's pants says:

    ‘Theresa’s terrorist gags’.

    Are they funny…? Here’s one:
    Going to war over religion is basically killing one another to see who’s got the better imaginary friend…

    Beat that May…

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  5. 12
    Dick Bacon says:

    The Spanish love to divide and conker.

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  6. 16
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Don’t know how Blair has the audacity to show his face at this remembrance Sunday. He’s responsible for the deaths of thousands in what the vast majority people now accept was an illegal war, he has no shame whatsoever.

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    • 23
      fernando's pants says:

      Narcissistic personality disorder…

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    • 68
      No knighthood for Straight-sorta-guy Tony it seems says:

      Have the satisfaction of knowing that Blair (along with Brown who is less “successful and not served as long so understandable that he would not be offered an “honour”)is one of the few living ex- Prime Ministers who having served for a over a decade; won 3 elections and purportedly “saved the Monarchy” who has not yet been awarded the Knight of the Garter whenever a vacancy arose although of course perhaps he is waiting to accept the vacancy in the order created by lady T’s death this year although I suppose beng notionally “Scottish” he may prefer to be awarded the Order of the Thistle(Scotland’s paramount chivalry award) ?? It’s not even about being Labour PMs as Attlee was created a Peer( Earl) plus KG,plus Companion of Honour and Order of Merit just as Wilson and Callaghan were…very odd as it is usually the norm for an ex Pm to receive at least a KG/LG after retirement. I can’t think that Blair would refuse an honour in the personal gift of the Monarch(if made of course)

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      • 91
        The Neocons says:

        Fear not, we are in the process of rewarding our frontman…very handsomely indeed; and his children’s children will benefit from the wealth he has earned in our cause.

        We always reward our placemen well. Though he won’t be buried on Mt Sinai. That’s reserved for good people like the late Robert Maxwell and Rupert Murdoch, who has just reserved his plot.

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    • 76
      Stay away politicians, you're not welcome says:

      I’d like to see the annual remembrance day service a politician free zone.

      Joe public, service and ex-service personal only, everyone else just f-off.

      After what they have done to this country, we can do without the crappy corrupt british establishment turning it into some state worshipping event each year.

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    • 397
      Anonymous says:

      Did you see the picture of Norma and Cherie ? they seemed to be giving Justine the cold shoulder.

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  7. 20
    Nigel Farage says:

    Be proud to be British.We know exactly where every untaxed car is located among the millions of car owners in the UK, but we haven’t got a fucking clue where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.

    Maybe David Cameron should put the fucking DVLA in charge of immigration.

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    • 26
      Fuck the LibLabCon says:

      What a good idea, they’d have anti-immigration cameras up at every port and airport across the country if there was a few quid in it.

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    • 35
      The Boss says:

      Absolutely superb, class.

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    • 66
      Rightwinggit says:

      The DVLA would get it wrong, they are big time fuckwits.

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      • 71
        UAS - Unite Against Sheep-shaggers says:

        Is that because they are all Welsh?

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      • 74
        Takeshi's Castle says:

        Now if Carlsberg did immigration policies…

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        • 82
          Anon...........& Voting UKIP.ORG says:

          What about the TV Licence AH’s they seem to know every property that
          does not have a licence why not send them round to ferret out all of the
          illegals !!. Trouble is if they did do that there would be a glut of property’s
          just sitting empty which will trigger a property price drop !! But then
          again we will have all the hordes of locusts from Bulgaria & Romania
          piling into our small island from 1st JAN 2014 so they will devour this glut
          PDQ…….

          Q.Will anyone from the UK’s(Wide Open) Borders agency be checking to ensure and of these Bulgarian & Romanian Locusts have genuine travel
          documents as there are rumours of plenty of counterfeit ones that are
          about to go into circulation & the dip sticks in charge in this country won’t
          have a clue if they are genuine nationals from B & R will they ……

          This is going to be another cock up of gigantic proportions but the trouble
          is thanks to our Parasites, Pimps & Leeches its only the little people that
          will suffer the consequences for the mendacity & manipulation these
          snakes oil salesmen peddle 24/7 & of course all within the rules

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        • 111
          Hw to make easy money says:

          Crapita should have agents at every port. No entry with out first buying a tv licence. 2-3 mill x 145 = a lot of money to waste producing Bulgarian language and Roma history progs…

          Plus, full employment for hardworking British workers etc…

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    • 177
      Ivan's Lithuanian License Plates says:

      How very naive of you

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    • 402
      offorgan says:

      Make every illegal immigrant a candidate for organ donation, whether dead or alive, and privatise the organ donation industry.

      You’d find every one of the fuckers within a month.

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  8. 21
    The 1922 Committee says:

    Was section 60 also applied to 1200 women wearing masks, marching thru London with AlQaeda flags?

    http://fb.me/Qh5ta4Su

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    • 30
      PC PC Plod says:

      Oh no not those poor immigrants, they are the ones who pick the vegetables is the fields and do the jobs the lazy little Englanders won’t do and suffer racism on a daily basis.

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  9. 25
    Ric Holden,CCHQ says:

    We paid to heat
    caravan of Zahawi’s site-manager. He will, no doubt, claim this was an oversight.
    Rather like missing a Dole interview…

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  10. 28
    We Will Remember Them says:

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  11. 34
    Lt Col John McCrae, CEF (1872-1918) says:

    In Flanders fields the poppies blow
    Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
    Scarce heard amid the guns below.

    We are the Dead. Short days ago
    We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie
    In Flanders fields.

    Take up our quarrel with the foe:
    To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
    We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
    In Flanders fields.

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  12. 37
    We Will Remember Them says:

    In Flanders fields the poppies blow
    Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
    Scarce heard amid the guns below.

    We are the Dead. Short days ago
    We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie
    In Flanders fields.

    Take up our quarrel with the foe:
    To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
    We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
    In Flanders fields.

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    • 46
      historian says:

      pity we now are governed by nazis, hey

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      • 105
        Confused.com says:

        But surely the nazis would not have encouraged a policy of unfettered immigration and open borders?

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        • 121
          rick says:

          As General Patton concluded – we fought the wrong enemy.

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        • 150
          Anonymous says:

          They would to the country that defeated them. Germany had 7 million foreign workers and slave labourers in WWII, the Empire Windrush was a captured German ship,the Monte Rosa, used as a troop ship to invade Norway, Hitler thought Islam a far better religion for his ideology and that it was a pity that Germany was Christian instead.

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        • 204
          chris says:

          Surly multiculturiam is merely arainism reversed? Same obsession with race? Both instigated by socialist nazi governments without democratic mandate? Both based on a perverted history? (We were all migrants once versus the aryan race)

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  13. 38
    The only way is up says:

    Just got back from a Remembrance Service in a small town British Legion ceremony, I realised how confused this country is when I noticed the Union Flag was flying upside down, it represents to me the state of this poor land confused and when I mentioned it to an oldie with medals that needed a stair rod to hold them, just said I didn’t put it up, upside down and nobody wants to take the blame the Politicians of this country at it’s best, oy vaey.

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  14. 39
    We Will Remember Them says:

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  15. 42
    One-term Dave (dragging the Tories to their grave) says:

    I do hope you chaps celebrated Armistice Day with 2 minutes’ silence for all those lovely peaceful German chappies who fought and died so bravely in their big important struggle to create a single European state.

    It is, of course, regrettable that the peace-loving German community was opposed by so many fruitcakes, loonies and closet racists in this country. But, I suppose, it was a sign of the times. Those fruitcakes and nutters are all dead now, fortunately, leaving me to hand over Britain’s sovereignty and money to our wonderful German partners.

    Toodle pip!

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    • 408
      One-term Dave (dragging Britain to the grave) says:

      What’s the point of celebrating those who fell for our country when a c*nt like me is selling our country by the pound, every single fucking day?

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  16. 43
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP says:

    THE ANSWER TO EVERY PROBLEM IS TO PAY MORE AND MORE TAXES. IF THEY’RE GREEN TAXES, THEN SO MUCH THE BETTER. :)

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    • 48
      Casual Observer 3 says:

      People could react en masse by simply not paying these taxes if brought in.

      And then have a look over other taxes they feel should not be paid also.

      If the state is deprived of its taxes it will be forced to change. May try attacking a few at first, but ultimately will lose.

      The Green Taxes are all EU related. Exit the EU, then perhaps have a rethink about the Climate Change Fraud.

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    • 90
      Gideon Oliver says:

      More taxes, that’s definitely the answer.
      Thanks to my old Bullingdon chum Dave people, now have to pay me to screw them instead of me having to pay them.

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  17. 44
    historian says:

    lest we forget

    there’s been thousands of wars in the last century

    and Britain now has an unelected fascist government

    how times change

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  18. 47
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Anyone see the yer effnics out paying their respects?

    No, me neither!

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  19. 50
    Come 2040 old folks homes will resemble Romanian orphanages says:

    Well within the lifetime of the people who fought in WW2 did the politicians turn this country into a place those veterans would have never fought for.
    If that is how little the greatest generation this country have ever produced are thought of..what hope the rest of us?

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    • 54
      albacore says:

      Don’t worry, though, folks – within thirty years
      (Yes, that’s just thirty – get used to it, dears)
      White British will be a minority
      Not only in our capital city
      But throughout the whole United Kingdom
      Ain’t that a pretty pass to which we’ve come?
      And who have we to thank for this to-do?
      The LibLabCons and their boss, the E U

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  20. 53
    E Snowden says:

    Government spying on people they work for – security.
    People spying on government that work for them – terrorists.

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  21. 56
    Jimmy says:

    “Tories get very, very close to hedge fund bosses”

    Congratulations. You’ve managed to be quite literally last to a story.

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    • 58
      Helen Bonham-Carter says:

      90% of all hedge fund bosses are J’ewish!

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      • 59
        Nadhim Zahawi MP says:

        Vote Conservative: For a Stable Economy

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        • 93
          Anon...........& Voting UKIP.ORG says:

          Perhaps someone should report this tory twa*t to HMRC to to ensure
          he has not “accidentally” under paid on his VAT returns or his company
          & personal Income tax, after all history is known for repeating itself.

          Or is his motto Only little people Pay Tax…….!!!!

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        • 164
          Anonymous says:

          I think that one’s bolted.

          BTW, why is that fucker still in a job?

          The ” Oops, dreadfully sorry, I’ll pay it all back” defence wouldn’t work if you’re caught on the rob outside Westminster.

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    • 83
      RED LEN says:

      Socialists get very, very close to predatory union bosses’

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  22. 57
    Mo Farrah says:

    I was going through US immigration recently.

    The stern Official asked, “Do you advocate the overthrow of the government by violence or subversion?”

    I thought for a second, then replied, “Violence, I think.”

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  23. 61
    Handycock says:

    Don’t I get a mention?

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    • 86
      Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

      I thought you normally got a Russian.

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    • 358
      Tatiana, Hooker extraordinaire, Baku says:

      Come back to Baku soon Handy. The girls are skint again having spent all your government fiscal gifts for sanctioning our bent elections, and, please bring the Grand Master with you.

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  24. 63

    Homoland (C4): The tories return after 13 years in exile but Farrie is convinced that they have been turned by foreigners and gays to betray their country. Is he right or is he just mental?

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    • 72
      Common purpose team building exercise says:

      The LibLabCons all sat in a room smelling each others farts is not what I would call exile.

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  25. 65
    Cymro oddi ar y llinell says:

    Martin McGuinness ought to have had a brush with ‘security’ a long time ago.

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  26. 69
    UK Border Agency says:

    With a lot of research, the UK immigration officers have come up with the most foolproof plan ever to ensure that the immigrants to the country are culturally, economically and educationally compatible. It ensures greater harmony, seamless integration and lasting peace in the country.

    It’s called “the bacon sandwich test”.

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    • 73
      Diana Abbott says:

      I passed with flying colours

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    • 103
      A better idea.. says:

      “Pint of bitter and a packet of pork scratchings” test, followed by the “reaching for the ‘off’ switch when ráp music comes on the radio” test.

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      • 119
        Muzack hater says:

        So you reckon rap crap unintelligible gibberish is ‘music’ then? Glad we sorted that out. Agree with you about the switch. It also seems to be all pervading in a number of shops these days too. When they turn it on, I turn about and walk out.

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        • 148
          Ripply's Believe It Or Not says:

          ‘Crap music’ – the only phrase in the English language that begins with a silent C.

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          • Hairy fairy says:

            On this forum, so does the word ‘unt.

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          • Casual Observer 3 says:

            Some say that rap music was a C!A invention introduced into US Ghetto’s to dumb down certain parts of the population and encourage them to get involved in destructive activities with narcotics.

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  27. 78
    The Chilcot Inquiry says:

    “Lest we forget”

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  28. 81
    Sikh B Stard says:

    Fuck me…just seen one helluva wet tee-shirt contest on Philippines TV.

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  29. 87
    Irish Terrorists says:

    Why are the IRA allowed into the English Parliament

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    • 101
      Vote LibLabCon for the destruction of England says:

      Still, they did far less damage to England than the LibLabCon have managed.

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      • 109
        Worst IRA bomb attacks on mainland Britain says:

        February 1974 – Coach carrying soldiers and families in northern England is bombed by the Irish Republican Army (IRA). Twelve people killed, 14 hurt.

        October-November 1974 – Wave of IRA bombs in British pubs kills 28 people and wounds more than 200.

        July 1982 – Two IRA bomb attacks on soldiers in London’s royal parks kill 11 people and wound 50.

        December 1983 – IRA bomb at Harrods department store kills six.

        October 1984 – Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher’s cabinet narrowly escapes IRA bomb that kills five people at Brighton hotel during Conservative Party’s annual conference.

        September 1989 – Bomb at Royal Marines Music School in Deal, southeast England, kills 11 and wounds 22.

        February 1990 – Explosion at Army recruitment centre in Leicester. Two wounded.

        May 1990 – Seven wounded by blast at Army Educational Service headquarters in London suburb of Eltham.

        May 1990 – One soldier is killed and another wounded by car bomb in Wembley.

        June 1990 – Soldier is shot dead at train station in Lichfield.

        February 1991 – IRA comes close to killing Prime Minister John Major and key cabinet members in a mortar attack on Downing Street. One of three mortar bombs slammed into garden behind building, exploding within 50 feet (15 metres) of the target.

        April 1992 – Huge car bomb outside Baltic Exchange in London’s financial district kills three people and wounds 91.

        March 1993 – Bombs in two litter bins in Warrington kill two boys aged three and 12.

        April 1993 – IRA truck bomb devastates Bishopsgate area of London’s financial district, killing one and wounding 44.

        February 1996 – Two people die when IRA paramilitaries detonate large bomb in London’s Docklands area.

        March 2001 – Car bomb explodes outside BBC’s London headquarters. Police say the Real IRA, a republican splinter group opposed to the IRA’s cease-fire, was behind the blast. One man was wounded.

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        • 112
          Gordon Brown says:

          Amateurs!

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        • 122
          The Mounties of Mourn says:

          Anyone know which politician(s) objected to the flattening of Dublin over those years?

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        • 231
          For Fuck's Sake, Lads says:

          Do you REALLY want us to list off all the atrocities committed by the English against the Irish since the year 1172?

          Let us know, and we’ll start compiling it for you.

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          • Bored of "Little-nation" Nationalist Syndromes says:

            Yeah, go on then, Mick.
            Give us all the list from one of the perpetual loser-nations of history.

            Like

          • Aethelred says:

            In which year did England actually start?

            p.s.
            It wasn’t 1066, that was the Norman invasion of Anglo-Saxon Britain.

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          • For Fuck's Sake, Lads says:

            @ Bored

            Let’s not do the whole list at once, just a few titbits now and again.

            Pick a random day, say, 11th September 1649: Cromwell massacres 4,000 Irish in one day, at Drogheda.

            A War Crime.

            We can pick out more random days in due course. After all, there are 750 years’ worth to choose from.

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        • 265
          Lichfeldian says:

          “June 1990 – Soldier is shot dead at train station in Lichfield.”

          Unarmed teenaged trainee recruit sat in civvies, actually.

          Like

  30. 89
    Liam Byrne ( aka Baldemort ) says:

    LOOKS LIKE THERE’S NO MONEY LEFT – AGAIN.

    Like

  31. 92
    Hussain Obama and the Guardianistas says:

    Why is Obama allowing Rusbridger to walk around America in freedom? Surely this head Guardianista has done more damage to American security than MvKinnon ever did.

    Like

    • 97
      statist quo says:

      Every Guardianista yearns to get shot for the cause like that journo at Waterloo Station in the Bourne movie.

      Like

    • 110
      Casual Observer 3 says:

      Watch where R’usbridger is going, and whack those he associates with.

      Like

    • 124
      The Mounties of Mourn says:

      Similar question applies to the UK. Somebody so obviously in possession of stolen goods (and boasting openly about it) should really be having his collar felt by now.

      Like

  32. 95
    Vacant Ned Miliband says:

    Wonga loans should not be advertised during children’s TV.
    We don’t want the little bastards taking all the dosh and leaving none for responsible borrowers like broke political parties.

    Like

    • 104
      The Blank of Miliband says:

      We are afraid that there is no money left. We’ve looked through every shoebox but there’s nothing but IOUs signed by Ed Balls.

      Like

      • 123
        The least likely thing you would ever hear a kid say says:

        Dad,I want you take out a payday loan spread over 12 months on easy terms.

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        • 277
          The Pupeteer is Red Ed's real boss & annal manipulator says:

          I keep telling Ed to stop watching just children’s TV ………
          he’s old enough now for grown up television……!!!!
          plus he needs to stop sucking his thumb as it sends
          the wrong signal to the electors if’s he’s going to be
          my PM !!!

          Like

    • 266
      Ed Millionaireband says:

      Starting payday loan companies under Labour is good
      Continuing payday load companies under the Tories is bad

      Like

    • 394
      Anonymous says:

      What sort of parent would take out a loan because their kid told them to ?you have to wonder what circles Milliband moves in.

      Like

  33. 98
    Well Done Chuka. Can't Fault that Tweet says:

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  34. 100
    For the Fallen says:

    They went with songs to the battle, they were young.
    Straight of limb, true of eyes, steady and aglow.
    They were staunch to the end against odds uncounted,
    They fell with their faces to the foe.

    They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
    Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the morning,
    We will remember them.

    They mingle not with their laughing comrades again;
    They sit no more at familiar tables of home;
    They have no lot in our labour of the day-time;
    They sleep beyond England’s foam

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    • 106
      One-term Dave (dragging the Tories to their grave) says:

      Bally looney fruitcakes and closet racists, that’s what they were, old bean!

      Glad they’re gone, really. Now I can hand control of Blighty to the Jolly Jerries, what what.

      Tally ho!

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      • 420
        Tommy says:

        Handing Britain to the Jolly Jerries would be spiffing!

        Handing Britain to assorted cultists of muhammed or Afro pagans who think children needed to be tortured out of being witches is a different think entirely, you fucking daft c*nt.

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    • 113
      nellnewman says:

      I hope over the next four years 2014 to 2018 that schoolchildren are taken on visits to the WW1 battlefields in France and Flanders. They should never be forgotten.

      Like

      • 117
        David Dimblebore says:

        Well they certainly won’t be allowed to forget the Holohoax!

        Like

        • 125
          nellnewman says:

          I hope the memory of the Holocaust will never be allowed to die but what has that to do with the Remembrance of the Fallen in WW1? Although of course there is an historical link in that Ger many was allowed to rebuild it’s military might after WW1 which should never have been allowed. Our fault I’m afraid!

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      • 140
        Real Conservatives vote UKIP says:

        You’re probably right that visiting the battlefields should give the kids a better perspective on the horrors of war.
        If the kids only get to hear about it from some Common Purpose stooge within our ruined education system who then blames it all on Thatcher then another battle has been lost.

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        • 203
          nellnewman says:

          It’s not just about the horrors of war – though a visit to the Flowers of the Field Museum in Ypres would certainly highlight that. It’s also about the power of the human spirit and it’s ability to survive even the most terrible of things.

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  35. 118
    The Soldier says:

    If I should die, think only this of me;
    That there’s some corner of a foreign field
    That is for ever England. There shall be
    In that rich earth a richer dust concealed;
    A dust whom England bore, shaped, made aware,
    Gave, once, her flowers to love, her ways to roam,
    A body of England’s, breathing English air,
    Washed by the rivers, blest by suns of home.

    And think, this heart, all evil shed away,
    A pulse in the eternal mind, no less
    Gives somewhere back the thoughts by England given;
    Her sights and sounds; dreams happy as her day;
    And laughter, learnt of friends; and gentleness,
    In hearts at peace, under an English heaven

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    • 130
      nellnewman says:

      Rupert Brooke I believe. He and others of his ilk were instrumental in ensuring in and after WW1 , that every fallen soldier had a decent burial, albeit they were not brought home. But WW1 was the first time in history that soldiers were so buried with dignity and respect. Previously after battles , over generations, the fallen were simply tipped into pits.

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      • 182
        Sgt Joyce Kilmer, AEF (1886-1918) says:

        Or maybe not, nellnewman.

        In a wood they call the Rouge Bouquet
        There is a new-made grave to-day,
        Built by never a spade nor pick
        Yet covered with earth ten metres thick.
        There lie many fighting men,
        Dead in their youthful prime,
        Never to laugh nor love again
        Nor taste the Summertime.
        For Death came flying through the air
        And stopped his flight at the dugout stair,
        Touched his prey and left them there,
        Clay to clay.
        He hid their bodies stealthily
        In the soil of the land they fought to free
        And fled away.
        Now over the grave abrupt and clear
        Three volleys ring;
        And perhaps their brave young spirits hear
        The bugle sing:
        “Go to sleep!
        Go to sleep!
        Slumber well where the shell screamed and fell.
        Let your rifles rest on the muddy floor,
        You will not need them any more.
        Danger’s past;
        Now at last,
        Go to sleep!”

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        • 186
          nellnewman says:

          Or maybe not – many were lost and never found – my Grandfather and two Great Uncles amongst them. But it still remains a fact that from WW1 onwards each of the fallen was regarded as an individual requiring the dignity of acknowledgement. And the Imperial War Graves Commission, which eventually came into being around that time, must take the credit for that

          Prior to WW1 that dignity was not given to our soldiers .

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  36. 126
    Burka TV says:

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    • 134
      Curly says:

      Was this picture taken in Woolwich High Street? Or outside a London tube station?

      Like

      • 142
        An Aryan says:

        I wonder if she is blonde?

        Like

      • 143
        Sid Knee says:

        Haven’t been to London for years, is it really that bad now?

        It’s about time they stopped making London centric laws that apply to the whole country though. If they got out into the country the chattering classes would see what damage they have done with their pissing windmills which they force on the rest of the land to appease their eco consciences.

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      • 144
        Fucking clueless! says:

        Maybe it’s that moslem terrorist bloke that absconded from the mosque in West Acton. How the fuck can we tell?

        Like

      • 288
        BBC the bastion of balanced free speech says:

        All production facilities & coaching supplied by The Biased Broadcasting
        Company & of course FOC, as the mug Licence Payers are forced to keep
        on Paying or they will suffer a heavy fine & imprisonment plus a criminal record…….

        Like

    • 137
      nellnewman says:

      I someone has something worthwhile to say I don’t see why they need to hide behind a mask. They are simply not believeable if their facial expressions cannot be seen.

      Like

    • 159
      i don't n eed no doctor says:

      What about Choudary’s atrocity towards us revealing his ugly mush. Wear a burka Choudary there’s a good fellow, and while your at it tape your mouth up.

      Like

    • 165
      UKIP or bust says:

      I remember this country before this shit came here in their hundreds of thousands.

      If they don’t like it, they should fuck off.

      Like

      • 169
        Go your own way says:

        Tis Odd. All the way through the vid they talk about Muslim lands, which seems fair enough. So the logical conclusion is that Britain is NOT a Muslim Land, which also seems fair enough. The solution is not complicated.

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      • 170
        Cinna says:

        + 10^6

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  37. 127
    BBC 24 Hr rolling bollocks says:

    Drop the worlds biggest storm story Ed Miliband has just made another election promise.

    Like

  38. 151
    Owen Jones says:

    I hope your god is fucking happy now. WARNING: pics of camel sacrifice. Camel sacrifice during 2nd day of Eid ul Adha http://bit.ly/17gSguM

    Like

    • 154
      Joss Taskin says:

      This picture is from the 9th century, right ?

      Like

    • 210
      Dave the Tosspot says:

      Now. now. We must respect their beliefs under the LibLabConner human rights creed.

      Like

      • 217
        Ροdiceps says:

        General Charles James Napier, Governor of Sindh province in British India, had the right attitude. When some Hindus came to him complaining that widows were no longer allowed to commit suttee, he told them, ‘Be it so. This burning of widows is your custom; prepare the funeral pyre. But my nation has also a custom. When men burn women alive we hang them, and confiscate all their property. My carpenters shall therefore erect gibbets on which to hang all concerned when the widow is consumed. Let us all act according to national customs.’

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    • 258
      Casual Observer 3 says:

      Can we do this with Dave next time he gets the hump with Clegg ?

      Like

  39. 152
    The awkward truth says:

    This day should serve as a reminder to us all that it is politicians who are the real enemy.

    Like

    • 156
      +1 says:

      Yep.

      It is politicians who cause war, not soldiers.

      Like

      • 211
        All religions are aFucking Curse on Mankind says:

        Aided and abetted by all the religions with their crap sky fairy beliefs.

        Like

        • 236
          Adolf & Uncle Joe says:

          Religion should be banned, then there’ll be no more wars.

          Like

          • St Tony of WMD says:

            I am God. Let’s bomb someone.

            Like

          • The Pope says:

            Uncle Joe and the Nasties were all good Roman Catholic boys

            Like

          • fernando's pants says:

            Unfortunately it won’t happen like that….you’ll have wars between different ‘types’ of atheists.

            War is in the human DNA.

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          • The awkward truth says:

            I can understand why many people would agree with that statement but it overlooks an important detail, namely that most of our politicians have been corrupted by greed to the point of being criminally insane. I grant you that it’s not them alone – someone has to tempt them, after all. The sad fact is that there’s big money to be made out of wars – if that were not so then they would rarely happen.

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  40. 153
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    Bailout! France to borrow 4.5 billion euros by end-2013 to pay Credit Lyonnais debts http://reut.rs/1ftpv3p http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz-PtEJEaqY

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  41. 155
    Children of Mixed race are BROWNINGS, Diane Abbott says:

    Of the wife of the Mayor of New York she writes:

    “And his wife is no “browning”. She is an unashamedly dark-skinned, Afro-centric woman”

    http://www.jamaicaobserver.com/columns/The-significance-of-Bill-de-Blasio-s-election_15401785

    So racist Abbott firstly looks at the colour of people’s skin and secondly she ridicules offspring of mixed race parents as “Brownings”. Over to you Chuka

    Like

    • 158
      Lee Grasper says:

      Only white people can be racists.

      Like

    • 160
      Confused Now says:

      So according to Abbott. Obama is a “browning”. And there was me thinking she was proud of him being the first Black president of the USA.

      Like

      • 166
        Long John Silver's parrot says:

        What does the colour of the skin of the wife of the new mayor of New York have to do with anything?

        Like

        • 173
          Rhino Neil says:

          Well, for a start it gets a certain hippo’s knickers in THE most frightful twist – and believe me, you really don’t want to be with 500 hundred yards of a hippo with twisted knickers.

          Like

          • Rhino Neil says:

            * within (sticky illiterate keyboard again)

            Like

          • altruism in industry says:

            There was some BBC bloke saying ” being black is an important part of who I am” and ” the black and brown community”, so fair enough I suppose to be obsessed with skin colour. It is difficult for the average white guy who has successfully got over the prejudice of the previous generation and who doesn’t see colour particularly, to tread on eggshells when trying to describe somebody not known by name.

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          • People who use the word 'community' are brainless mongs (apart from me, here, obviously) says:

            ” the black and brown community”

            You have to be shitting me? There’s a black commuiteh, and brown communiteh, and a black and brown communiteh??

            People who are black and brown? Jesus fuck! Where did they come from? Which parts are black and which parts of brown? Left arm black, right arm brown? I think we should be told!

            Like

          • Casual Observer 3 says:

            Not accusing you of being rac!st, but anyone who collectivizes groups of people based on ethnocentric lines such as this is expressing rac!sm in its purest form.

            Whatever happened to: British ?

            Like

          • Anonymous says:

            Most people on the planet are ethnocentric. Generally, it’s only gullible white people who believe in a fantasy post racial world. No one else does.

            Like

    • 218
      Edward Barrett Moulton Barrett, of Wimpole Street, says:

      It’s not like she’s the only one who doesn’t like “Brownings,” either.

      Like

      • 454
        Little Bo Peep says:

        … and there was I thinking that brownings were/are machine guns or similar! Live and learn innit?

        Like

  42. 157
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    WHEN CAN WE GAG THESE TIRESOME NEWSPAPERS ?

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  43. 162
    David Cameron says:

    Toryism 2013: No Morals, No Values, No Ethics, No Decency, No Conscience, No Etiquette. No Class, No Grace, No Manners, No Respect, No Virtue.

    Hear ! Hear !

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  44. 163
    "Call me Dave" Dave says:

    I was shocked to see so many veterans were still alive, preventing their houses being allocated to ‘seekers’.

    Obviously NHS care needs to be reduced further and lecky bills rise higher under the Condems!

    Like

  45. 179
    • 184
      Little Bo Peep says:

      May we know who nominated him? Or is that also the subject of a super injunction?

      Like

      • 189
        Long John Silver's parrot says:

        This person won absolutely nothing whilst playing for England, managed to get sent off during a World Cup match for petulance and has missed penalties in key matches.

        Then there was the case of him flouting through customs with his then fiancee and a large undeclared diamond ring.

        Is this man really an ideal role model?

        Like

        • 197
          ey up! says:

          He’s a multimillionaire so fits the ideal political role model, well his money does.

          Like

        • 315
          Steve Bloomer says:

          Awards have been handed out to a lot more dubious characters than Sir Posh Spice. He’s outranked by Milords Mandelson and Kinnock, Hanningfield and Taylor, etc, right back to Piers Gaveston, made Earl for servicing King Edward II.
          Even Alex Ferguson was made a knight before he deserved it (as he probably does now, despite very little success for the nation as opposed to his club) just after he made a very large donation to the Labour Party and helped campaign for them.

          Like

          • David Beckham says:

            I deserve it for helping in the campaign to host the world cup by sucking up to FIFA crooks, and for being a shiny face of the Olympics (cost: 12 milliard pounds).

            Like

      • 456
        Befnawl Grene says:

        Might have been a certain hippo – after all he is also from ‘ackney, innee?

        Like

  46. 183
    nellnewman says:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2497291/Now-Unite-union-boss-Len-McCluskey-faces-investigation-claims-election-included-160-000-phantom-members-ballot–including-DIED.html

    Ho Hum Guido you missed this one. lenmcclusky was elected by 160000 fictional members or ex members who were dead!!

    Postal voting at it’s very best!!

    Like

    • 185
      Trial by Jury - you gotta be joking says:

      Charge him, prosecute him, convict him, send him down – and then throw the cell key off a boat half way across the Atlantic.

      Like

    • 200
      i don't n eed no doctor says:

      So what does it say about Ed Milibands election to be leader of the labour party. Surely that should be investigated to see if dodgy union voting took place.

      Like

    • 233
      Lenin McClusky says:

      Those stiffs would have still voted for me if they were alive.

      Like

  47. 192
    Sally Bercow says:

    Iceland…. 12 cans of special brew £8. That’s why bums go to Iceland.

    Like

  48. 194
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    So the Ed Milibandwagon is attacking money lending companies. But what about the loan that labour have from the co-op, the loan labour cannot afford to pay back. Shouldn’t Milibandwagon put his own house in order?

    Like

  49. 196

    BROKEN BRITISH POLITICS – FOR THOSE THAT FELL FOR US
    The genuine of us wear a Poppy and show respect for the fallen in both World Wars and for what they fought for , loved ones ,comrades and a better promised life .Not for Corporate Greed and not to be subjugated by a minorities whims and phoney ideologies .The laying of wreaths by those that have sent people to war since have no comprehension of what they are actually doing .
    Remembrance Day is also a celebration of it will not happen again ,the fallen deserve better than hypercrites displaying their phoney remorse for one day then discussing the next drone strike .
    We gave Margret Thatcher a magnificent send off any soldier would be proud of but which one she did not deserve in retrospect unless we were celebrating her achievement of creating Monopolies Markets especially in the Energy trade .She sold the Electricity Industry off Lock Stock and Barrel and it would take an Act of Parliament to re-nationalise the industry before any influence by any Government could be applied .We are lied to repeatedly ,we are robbed blind through price fixing and the Companies stick two fingers up to the Government so Government Tax us more .

    http://brokenbritishpolitics.simplesite.com

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  50. 205
    P l e b says:

    Somebody commented about Blair being at the Cenotaph. He’s the Establishment, doing the Establishment’s business, in their presence.

    Like

  51. 207
    P l e b says:

    Lady Sally Bercow.
    Lady Victoria Beckham.

    This country is finished.

    Like

    • 214
      Joe Public says:

      I think the correct expression is “fucked” not “finished”

      Like

      • 241
        2 Million Roma arriving in 7 weeks.. says:

        “utterly fucked”, not “fucked”.

        Like

        • 325
          Silly Bercow says:

          2 Million Roma? *mock horror face*

          Don’t worry about a housing crisis. I’m sure I can accomodate them all ;)
          Here, come down this back alley

          *pulls off velcro-strapped kickers and bends over dustbin*

          Like

        • 368
          Handycock whipping it out says:

          Send them all to Portsmouth. My boys will build flats for them and I will shag the attractive ones. Boaz.

          Like

    • 216
      Reader says:

      The country isn’t. The idiotic honours system, on the other hand, is demonstrating, once again, how ridiculous it is.

      Like

      • 240
        Fat Mong Eric Bristow MBE - are you shitting me? says:

        It all went to pot years ago when they started giving MBEs to cretinous fat darts players with an IQ of 0.0001.

        Like

        • 267
          nellnewman says:

          No surely the absolute Nadir came when they put uddin , martin, ffoulkes and prescott into the House of Lords. You couldn’t get any lower than that – you might as well have put the kray twins into there!

          Like

          • Baron Mandelson says:

            And a lord outranks a knight who outranks a CBE who outranks an OBE who outranks a poor old 9-times world darts champion who merely gets an MBE

            Like

          • A hundred and eeeeeeeeeeeeiiighhtttyyyyyy says:

            So Phil Taylor must also be in the frame then?

            Like

  52. 208
    george says:

    have a look at this

    british government assist people to die

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  53. 213
    Dynamic Dave says:

    What shall I waste next week’s £2billion+ deficit on? Another bung to India to celebrate their Mars Mission launch? Or just spend tip it down the NHS cess pit? Or put it towards another white elephant aircraft carrier? Or give it to Salmond as a farewell present to the fucking Scots?

    Any suggestions Taxpayers? I’m getting bored with having to keep coming up with wasteful expenditure ideas all on my own.

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    • 215
      Hoots! It's Clown says:

      Some of the patients on my ward are asking if Dave’s as nutty as I am!

      Like

    • 224
      A taxpayer says:

      I suggest pick-pocketing courses for Romas with special-needs! Why should they be disadvantaged compared to able-bodied dippers?

      Like

    • 237
      I used to vote Tory but now I'd sooner eat my own face says:

      More subsidies for more windfarms?

      (You did say you wouldn’t allow any more to be built, but since you’re a compulsive liar, what the heck!)

      Like

  54. 219
    Living in 98.11% white Merseyside says:

    Poor old Nige! I wonder if he reads the Current Bun.

    I haven’t for over twenty years.

    Like

  55. 220
    CCHQ half witted Press Officer says:

    Department Of Work & Pensions

    We’ll send over a Christmas hamper for your staff for increasing suicides, homelessness and despair. Well done!

    Like

    • 228
      Lance Corporal Bill Bloggs (retired) says:

      I believe you have just committed an imprisonable offence under the Bribery Act.

      Like

    • 244
      Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

      Why is it that all socialists are stupid?
      Who was it who crashed the economy? Labour.
      Who was it who left the country with massive debts to sort out? Labour.
      What would Labour do if they were in power now? Look no further than those socialist idiots in Venezuela who are seizing shops selling electrical goods and pilfering their assets because they have over 10% inflation and a genuine cost of living crisis.

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  56. 223
    Nadhim Zahawi says:

    It may be cold out, but it’s nice and warm in my stable yard. Thanks, taxpayers!

    Like

    • 227
      Imagine says:

      But I’m not the only one.

      Like

    • 245
      altruism in industry says:

      If he’s installed a separate meter himself then you have to ask for what purpose. If there is somebody living in the caravan you have to ask did they pay for electricity. Normally with these sort of places with outbuildings the owner knows exactly where all the services are located.

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  57. 226
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Labours latest bandwagon is to call for Cameron not to attend the Commonwelth meeting in Sri lanka. Last minute bandwagonism from labour. Just how low will labour stoop? As low as Unites leverage?
    Labour are the party in crisis, they have no policies, only opportunism. Labour are sickening.

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    • 229
      Brian says:

      The Commonwealth is bunkum.

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      • 234
        I hate Little Europeans says:

        It’s vastly bigger than the EU.

        Like

        • 251
          Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

          Yes but the commonwealth has a lot of darkies living there so not the choice of Europhiles.

          Like

      • 252
        nellnewman says:

        ++++Laugh++++ The Commonwealth is vastly superior to the declining EU and a far better market for us to trade with!

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        • 255
          Ed Miliband's hero, President Hollande, suffering les credit downgrade, says:

          But, madam, we French people buy so many of your cars! How will you cope if you leave ze EU??

          Like

          • nellnewman says:

            Our cars? I thought all car manufacturing plants nowadays were owned by people abroad!

            Like

          • altruism in industry says:

            last I heard EU allows import of sugar from African country and allows export of biscuits made with African sugar to Africa but will not allow import of African biscuits to EU.

            Like

          • Ann Illegible-Scribble (Ms) says:

            Which nicely illustrates why much of Africa remains a basket case. The EU closed markets to many poor developing countries – just to keep them that way.

            Like

      • 485
        mum says:

        you’re not the messiah
        you’re a very naughty boy

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  58. 230
    Warrior Unknown says:

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    • 254
      nellnewman says:

      Hmm I don’t know what Passchendaele they are singing about but those pictures are nowhere near the truth. Passchendaele, 3rd Battle of Ypres October / November 1917 ( even their spelling is wrong! ) was drowning in bad weather and mud! It killed quite as many as the weapons did.

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      • 297
        Barbed wire says:

        It’s a very poor, barely credible ‘hollywoodesque’ depiction of the battle

        Like

        • 344
          nellnewman says:

          Not even ‘barely credible’

          How dare they hollywoodise/trivialise such a terrible major experience that saw the loss of so many lives in the most dreadful of circumstances??!!

          Like

      • 347
        English speaker says:

        Paschendale was the standard English spelling, or do Iron maiden sing in Belgian (if it is a language or a country).

        I suppose Bombay and Peking are also “incorrect” too

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        • 464
          Ann Illegible-Scribble (Madame) says:

          Before I knew better (ie before I learned a bit of French) I always pronounced that place as ‘Wipers’.

          Was I really the only one?

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        • 475
          The Common Purpose stooge infesting no. 10 says:

          Open the Bombay doors and let the UK monsoon season begin.

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  59. 247
    Owen Jones says:

    Of all the hilarious Arab “rumors” about Isr*el – my favorite has to be the :genetic bomb” Isr*el developed that only kills Arabs..

    Like

    • 257
      Take the Tasers off the Thugs says:

      Pity it’s only a rumour

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    • 259
      Ροdiceps says:

      А dіm mеmоrу ѕurfасеѕ. Dіdn’t thіѕ fіrѕt сrор uр іn Аfrіса аrоund thе 1970ѕ, whеn hеаlth wоrkеrѕ’ νассіnеѕ wеrе thоught tо ѕеlесtіνеlу kіll blасk реорlе?

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      • 261
        nellnewman says:

        Rumourmongering and scaremongering it’s what the desperate do. It was prevalent too in WW1.

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        Casual Observer 3 says:

        South Afr!ca apparently did quite a bit of research. Their biological program was wound down in the early 80s, about the same time they shelved their nuclear weapons program.

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    • 260
      OMG! Allah's a fucking moron! says:

      I thought the most hilarious Arab rumour about Isráél was the one where the Perfect and All-Knowing Magic Invisible SkyFairy Alláh created the people of Isráél but the realised He’d made a big mistake and offered His new favourite followers packets of raisins if they correct His mistakes by killing the people he created.

      (No, I don’t really follow it, either.)

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    • 278
      Adolf says:

      Genetic bomb you say, now if only I’d of had one of those in my day….

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  60. 275
    no respect says:

    Owen Jones tweeting through the 2min silence, then says the twitter clock is wrong”

    @alstewitn That’s something then :)
    11:01am – 10 Nov 13

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  61. 279
    The Loony Left says:

    PILLOCK ALERT.

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  62. 280
    Phwooooooor says:

    On ITV 1  now.

    Holly Willoughby has a fantastic arse and legs! :)

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  63. 285
    What a utter twat Owen Jones is says:

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  64. 290
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

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    • 291
      Gordon Brown says:

      just look at my record!

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      • 295
        nellnewman says:

        We don’tt need to look at your record it’s etched on our heart. You destroyed our economy and left us impoverished! We shall remember you for all the days of our life!

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        • 303
          Anonymous says:

          Hayek, and his tribe, did far more damage to the West than you will ever know.

          Like

          • Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

            Not as much as Ed and I did ! :)

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          • JadedJean says:

            The ‘totalitarianism’ which Hayek had in mind in post war book ‘The Road To Serfdom’ was in fact that in Britain in 1945 after the Beveridge Report launched Labour’s Welfare State (an implementation of Fabian/Soviet socialism like that of our ally the USSR which the Webbs described as “Soviet Communism: A New Civilization”). Just remember, 1) the essentially J’ewish Austrian School of libertarians/economists are not empiricists, and they abuse/spin the language of science in order to try to persuade/con and that 2) Hayek was as popular as Trotsky after the war! Hayekian economics only works whilst it can prey upon the tax assets (rather like fossil fuels) which have been laid down by hard working previous generations. Once exploited (asset-stripped) these anarchists move on (see USSR in the 90s). This is why the Austrian School, like the Frankfurt School, fled Germany (for reasons such as this, which, believe it or not, many in Germany thought to be true at the time). It was Bismark, after all, who created the first Welfare State and it was Germany which was wrecked for its assets by these anarchists in the 1920s. Hayekian libertarians are wreckers, even Lenin warned of the danger of wreckers like these. It was Stalin which rescued Russia.

            Cameron’s ‘Big Society’ was just a Big Con. But if the British public can’t see through this, or care enough one way or the other, I guess they deserve what they get? We are truly becoming a Third World country (through a combination of importing the Third World, see London’s demographics and projections, and through breeding more like them amongst the indigenous). This was seen long ago by the Fabians, but Thatcher/Blair etc finally ruined the country with their friends from the LSE and University of Chicago.

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          • statist quo says:

            Yeah Stalin sure did rescue the USSR………..by killing 20 million, you dopey fuckass.

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          • fernando's pants says:

            In order to to make a lovely omelette you’ve got to break a few of eggs…..

            Yummy…..

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          • Casual Observer 3 says:

            The problem is that Stal!n killed off all the strong people in Russ!a. He even weakened his army so much through purging the officer corps that he gave H’itler a chance to defeat him.

            Russ!a was not fixed by him. Russ!a sucks and continues to suck.

            People see it different now as Russ!a has learned how to put together effective PR (Propaganda) which smooths many of the edges, but there should be no illusion that the country is anything but a corrupt shit hole full of criminal arse holes.

            Wait for their mask to slip next, and all will become clear ;-)

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          • Tinker Bell says:

            So, who is strongest Putin on the style or the Holygarks who seem to own half of London (and the whole of Cyprus too!)?

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    • 301
      tn02 says:

      My…that’s a very hooked nose Mr Hayek has.

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    • 307
      Anonymous says:

      “In his speech at the 1974 Nobel Banquet Friedrich Hayek stated that if he had been consulted whether to establish a Nobel Prize in economics he would “have decidedly advised against it” primarily because “the Nobel Prize confers on an individual an authority which in economics no man ought to possess… This does not matter in the natural sciences. Here the influence exercised by an individual is chiefly an influence on his fellow experts; and they will soon cut him down to size if he exceeds his competence. But the influence of the economist that mainly matters is an influence over laymen: politicians, journalists, civil servants and the public generally.”

      On The Economics “Nobel”

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobel_Memorial_Prize_in_Economic_Sciences#Controversies_and_criticisms

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  65. 292
    Anonymous says:

    Vote ukip get milliband and the EU for ever

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    • 296
      Fuck the LibLabCon says:

      B&P then?

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    • 299
      Try it we must says:

      Vote LibLabCon and get the EU forever, time to break the circle of corruption,lies, deceit, if multi millionaireband gets in so be it, Camoron is a waste of space.

      Like

      • 313
        Fuck the LibLabCon says:

        Indeed, what these muppets seem to forget is Dave wants to stay in the EU. The LibLabCon and Europhiles will only give us a referendum on the EU when they know they can win it.

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    • 363
      Screw the liblabcon says:

      Vote ukip get milliband and the EU for ever

      Do p1ss off with your moronic petty party tribalism. It’s got us where we are now – a country heading towards a cliff edge.

      Do you think if the tories had been in power from 1997, they wouldn’t have gladly flooded the country with cheap foreign labour, marched us off to war with Iraq and Afghanistan, created another housing bubble, or dragged us ever further into the EU?

      You lot have created a virtual one party state, and your cozy status quo is going to be smashed whether you like it or not.

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    • 424
      just an idea says:

      say “Vote ukip get milliband”

      and get your fucking head kicked in

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  66. 300
    Keep Calm, Vote UKIP says:

    The reason why there are calls to do away with the poppy and commemoration of those who died in the world wars is because such a commemoration is a direct reminder to everyone that the UK has sovereignty.

    The UK is about to lose this sovereignty.

    If this is lost it is the sovereign responsibility of all English to reclaim it by any means necessary.

    Vote UKIP.

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    • 309
      JadedJean says:

      Very good observation/analysis.

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    • 318
      One-term Dave (dragging the Tories to their grave) says:

      All those poppies remind us of all the brave British soldiers who gave their lives so that I could give England to Germany.

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      • 374
        UKIP or bust says:

        If you watch the film below @ 308, you will see that dodgy dave isn’t “draging” the Tories to their grave, but they have been burried in it (along with the other parties) since the great white slug: Heath, signed Great Britain into the flrdgling EUSSR.

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  67. 304
    anna souflee says:

    =

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  68. 308
    anna souflee says:

    Is`t it marvellous how we can up the population, so easily from our new friends on the land mass. And such qualit-tee too.

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  69. 310
    Fuck The EU says:

    Worth a watch: The full betrayal of UK sovereignty:

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  70. 312
    Ginger Will says:

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  71. 317
    EU Watch says:

    G’reece is looking less stable. This is the left demonstrating now (S’YRIZA):

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  72. 324
    EU Watch says:

    The European Soviet Union’s continued oppression of the media continues.

    Following shutdown of G’reek media, S’pa!n has now been targetted:

    The press regulation in the UK is part of this strategy.

    Messages of dissent against EU or pro-sovereignty messages are likely to be the principal victims of this strategy.

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  73. 328
    David Cameron says:

    You lazy plebs, how dare you complain about our government! If we want to bring in 500,000 Europeans a year to do your jobs, we bloody will!

    Like

    • 333
      Fuck the LibLabCon says:

      It wouldn’t be so bad if it were 500,000 Europeans, trouble is its roughly 200,000 Europeans and 300,000 third worlders.

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  74. 330
    EU Watch says:

    Some lessons from France for the UK:

    i) Peaceful protest does not work. Seriously: Who gives a damn about mongs hanging around being peaceful ?
    ii) Violent protest does work.

    A controversial truck tax seen off following some visible protest:

    h**p://uk.reuters.com/article/2013/11/09/uk-france-tax-idUKBRE9A80D120131109

    Savings tax withdrawn following some active protest:

    h**p://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/10407593/French-scrap-savings-tax-after-violent-Brittany-protest.html

    Eco-Tax: Unclear where this is going to go next, but government will likely need to give in on pain of serious disruption.

    QED.

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  75. 338
    EU Watch says:

    Concern in the UK about B’ulgarian’s arriving next year ?

    Don’t worry. Fine people. They are trying to get rid of their ‘maf!a’ government at the moment. Will be assets to the UK…

    And a proper report:

    h**p://www.france24.com/en/20131110-thousands-protest-bulgaria-against-mafia-government

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    • 427
      Jimmy says:

      “They are trying to get rid of their ‘maf!a’ government at the moment. Will be assets to the UK.”

      Indeed. They can help with ours.

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  76. 345
    EU Watch says:

    In that other great nation, R’omania, some are getting fed up with their BBC equivalent lying about protests relating to gold mining.

    The background on the gold mining / shale gas issue…

    h**p://www.reuters.com/article/2013/10/19/us-romania-shale-protest-idUSBRE99I09M20131019

    In other news, teachers are set to do some marches in protest of poor pay. (R’omanian’s coming to the UK do so in the expectation of higher pay…)

    h**p://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2013/nov/07/eu-romania-teachers-protest/

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  77. 351
    EU Watch says:

    This is a new one: Russ!a is criticizing H’olland for not stopping political protests outside of its borders.

    The argument is being raised due to the G’reenpeace vessel being registered under a D’utch flag.

    http://in.mobile.reuters.com/article/idINL5N0IT3R620131108?irpc=932

    Perhaps sending Nick Clegg to the gulag for a spell could resolve this.

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  78. 352
    anna souflee says:

    Vote for me, I love roma and bulgaree
    Vote for me

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  79. 354
    EU Watch says:

    Different form of protest, but if you go for a walk around G’ottingen you may be able to score some free w’eed.

    As a form of protest against laws criminalizing C’anabis, some students decided to scatter C’anabis seeds all over town. Plants have been popping up all over.

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  80. 355
    • 372
      Z says:

      Time MP’s wages and expenses use the same HMRC system checks as us plebs have to go through, honourable these MPs are certainly not, in it for themselves certainly yes.

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      • 432
        Joe Public & all Voting UKIP.ORG says:

        The following Public Information is very useful for everyone when contacting
        the HoC by post.

        When writing to any MP the address to use is:

        House of Charlatans
        London
        SW1A 0AA

        ——————————————————————————————-
        Definition of CHARLATAN

        A charlatan (also called swindler or mountebank) is a person practicing quackery or some similar confidence trick in order to obtain money, fame
        or other advantages via some form of pretense or deception.

        ——————————————————————————————-

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  81. 364
    EU Watch says:

    In other news from G’reece, riot police raided the previously closed down state broadcaster, ERT, apparently because not doing so would put G’reece’s EU presidency in jeopardy:

    The raid was somewhat violent by all accounts.

    It would appear that broadcasters / publishers and journalists are currently being targeted across the EU. This is a very worrying sign.

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  82. 371
    The readership says:

    Gheedough, Are your readers are so thick that we’d want to read The Sun?
    Even if it’s only for the tits (and it would be), we can get them for free on the internet.

    Do you get free wanks from Wendi for this plugging?

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    • 379
      Barbed wire says:

      He’s got to pay the bills. I have no problem with his weekly plug for the Sun.

      I just wish he’d post something else as well.

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  83. 373
    EU Watch says:

    Some typical news from G’ibraltar:

    Spa!n is trying to spin some sort of victory on recent UN negotiations between UK and Spa!n on G’ibraltar. Spa!n are trying to make a big thing about the ‘Brussels Process’ wording, which has been in the document which is renewed yearly for some time now.

    Cameron has not double crossed G’ibraltar yet, but given his track record with promises and commitment there is no reason to believe he would not try.

    The frontier delays have apparently eased now that the Span!sh seem to be doing the right thing.

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    • 448
      Abbot and Costello meet the killer Andy Burnham says:

      My advice to the Gibraltarians would be to start importing guns and to hide them away in the cliffs … because one of our governments will sell them down the river.

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      • 480
        HEARDITALL says:

        The Spanish seem to be growing in confidence , expect soon an EU funded tribunal of some kind, issuing a load of waffle about’ Spanish territorial integrity’ or some such bollocks , Cameron will of course lap it up , some junior lickspittle will be appointed as temporary governor to preside over a flag lowering ceremony, Spanish flag raised over Gibraltar alongside EU rag, Cue- the Spanish national anthem ,followed by ode to joy,
        gushing speeches ‘welcoming in a new era of Anglo – Spanish co operation
        Humiliation complete ………..job done

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        • 481
          Un Marocaine says:

          Nous regardons ces evenements qui sont tres interessant. Peut etre nous demanderons le retour de Ceuta et Melilla

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  84. 404
    1970s person says:

    70p? That’s almost 15 shillings!!! I could get lots of glasses of Tizer for that.

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  85. 421
    Dog Watch says:

    Like

  86. 425
    Judicial Watch says:

    Saudis appear to be on a roll in dealing with their illegal immigrant problem. Teresa to note?

    Like

  87. 426
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    LEN TOLD ME TO KEEP MY NOSE OUT…

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  88. 430
    BBC QT audiance unrepresentative says Farage says:

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    • 439
      Living in 98.11% white Merseyside says:

      Poor old Nige. He doesn’t like it up him.

      Glad people are learning how to deal with him.

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    • 441
      Abbot and Costello meet the killer Andy Burnham says:

      1. QT is unrepresentative and full of lefty c’unts.
      2. They’re coming. Lock your doors and windows.

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      • 451
        Joe Public & all Voting UKIP.ORG says:

        Whats that fcuking thing on An*drew’s head, look like a piece of detritus or
        one of Bru*cie’s early cast off’s that has copulated with something & this the
        end result………….

        A fcuking disaster for all to see…………..

        LOL LOL

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        • 483
          HEARDITALL says:

          Every time some Labour hag screams racist at Nigel Farage on Question Time it must rack up thousands of UKIP votes.
          Keep it up

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    • 443
      Invasion alert says:

      I don’t believe this. They will probably bring their goats with them.

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    • 453
      albacore says:

      Ain’t it just one of the damnedest things
      Britons enslaved and ruled by Quislings
      Not laid low and defeated in war
      But duped out of all that went before?

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  90. 442
    Man On Waterloo Bridge says:

    Êฌanme is two years ahead of the cùRvë and, therefore, she gets bannéÐ.

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    • 445
      Alan Mullet says:

      Interestingly, though, I logged into disQus recently and was surprised at how seriously I took this shite. Very flowery use of the English language, one wouldn’t wonder.

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      • 447
        Man On Waterloo Bridge says:

        Sir. Your moniker brings to mind images of a horse’s mudflap, Alan.

        Yeah, it’s all bollocks but, five years ago, was fun for a while.

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    • 478
      not-so-Silent Bob says:

      [ Thinks : Bloody hell, I’m bored’ ]

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