November 10th, 2013

Read Guido’s Column in The Sun on Sunday Online

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  1. 1
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    Found a Poppy lying on the pavement on the way to church, so that saved me 10p. Result!

  2. 2
    CCHQ half witted Press Officer says:

    English Defence League member gets arrested for wearing a Muslim bag on his head in the street

  3. 3
    A hundred Years On says:

  4. 4
    Abbot and Costello meet the killer Andy Burnham says:

    Apparently, Murdoch wants Australia to be the most multicultural country in the world (through mass-immigration natch)- he’s such an evil and destructive c’unt although, no doubt, he’ll have plenty of defenders on here.

  5. 5
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Not me.

  6. 6
    fernando's pants says:

    ‘Theresa’s terrorist gags’.

    Are they funny…? Here’s one:
    Going to war over religion is basically killing one another to see who’s got the better imaginary friend…

    Beat that May…

  7. 7
    The Fabian Society says:

    Ten pence less for the Royal British Legion, well done!

  8. 8
    Bill D'Sarse says:

    Mass immigration to Australia? Tell him it’s already been done.

  9. 9
    The Royal British Legion says:

    Is this what we fought for?

    Weep Britain.

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    Murdoch is a friend of Israel.

  11. 11
    Theresa May says:

    I don’t understand my government saying “We don’t negotiate with terrorists.”

    What are they talking about? I just managed to get a free can of Coke with my kebab.

  12. 12
    Dick Bacon says:

    The Spanish love to divide and conker.

  13. 13
    Anonymous = says:

    Naughty Rupert! How dare you support humanity against brutality?

  14. 14
    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    At least Australia has something we lack – lots of virgin land. In the UK nobody mentions that HS2 is unfeasible and prohibitively expensive because of the lack of cheap, available land due to mass immigration over the last 60 years. And it is expected another 20 million will be added to our population within 20 years. That is something else to thank the Liblabcon-men for.

  15. 15
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    And always will be.

  16. 16
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Don’t know how Blair has the audacity to show his face at this remembrance Sunday. He’s responsible for the deaths of thousands in what the vast majority people now accept was an illegal war, he has no shame whatsoever.

  17. 17
    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    I found a pansy and got a sore arse.

  18. 18
    What? says:

    So multiculturalism = humanity against brutality?

  19. 19
    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    I concur.

  20. 20
    Nigel Farage says:

    Be proud to be British.We know exactly where every untaxed car is located among the millions of car owners in the UK, but we haven’t got a fucking clue where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.

    Maybe David Cameron should put the fucking DVLA in charge of immigration.

  21. 21
    The 1922 Committee says:

    Was section 60 also applied to 1200 women wearing masks, marching thru London with AlQaeda flags?

  22. 22
    Gideon Oliver says:

    Form a line, Louise, form a line.

  23. 23
    fernando's pants says:

    Narcissistic personality disorder…

  24. 24
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Tesco have a special family deal on burkas at the moment, buy one get eight free.

  25. 25
    Ric Holden,CCHQ says:

    We paid to heat
    caravan of Zahawi’s site-manager. He will, no doubt, claim this was an oversight.
    Rather like missing a Dole interview…

  26. 26
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    What a good idea, they’d have anti-immigration cameras up at every port and airport across the country if there was a few quid in it.

  27. 27
    Julius, seize her ! says:

    Veni, vidi, vici.
    Exercitu urbano 0, visitatores 1.
    Resultaret !

  28. 28
    We Will Remember Them says:

  29. 29
    The British media are cunts says:

    Stupid fat cowardly gutless pig scum.

  30. 30
    PC PC Plod says:

    Oh no not those poor immigrants, they are the ones who pick the vegetables is the fields and do the jobs the lazy little Englanders won’t do and suffer racism on a daily basis.

  31. 31
    Freedom is dead in the EU says:

    It’s what we fought agianst. The extremists are in power now though.

  32. 32
    Turning in their graves says:


  33. 33
    T May says:

    “Why are terrorists still getting through security at airports?

    Surely it’s easy to categorise passengers into high risk groups. They come colour coded…”

  34. 34
    Lt Col John McCrae, CEF (1872-1918) says:

    In Flanders fields the poppies blow
    Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
    Scarce heard amid the guns below.

    We are the Dead. Short days ago
    We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie
    In Flanders fields.

    Take up our quarrel with the foe:
    To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
    We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
    In Flanders fields.

  35. 35
    The Boss says:

    Absolutely superb, class.

  36. 36
    Which is the real fascist? says:

    How ridiculous, freedom is alive and well in the EU.

    We are tolerant and work tirelessly for diversity within our cultures. Anyone with an alternative view to ours, should be arrested at once and locked up.

  37. 37
    We Will Remember Them says:

    In Flanders fields the poppies blow
    Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
    Scarce heard amid the guns below.

    We are the Dead. Short days ago
    We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie
    In Flanders fields.

    Take up our quarrel with the foe:
    To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
    We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
    In Flanders fields.

  38. 38
    The only way is up says:

    Just got back from a Remembrance Service in a small town British Legion ceremony, I realised how confused this country is when I noticed the Union Flag was flying upside down, it represents to me the state of this poor land confused and when I mentioned it to an oldie with medals that needed a stair rod to hold them, just said I didn’t put it up, upside down and nobody wants to take the blame the Politicians of this country at it’s best, oy vaey.

  39. 39
    We Will Remember Them says:

  40. 40
    Population replacement is still a crime against humanity says:

    The plan is to make the English a minority in their own country.

    The entire redyellowblue alliance is behind the project.

  41. 41
    David - Rumboy Arselicker - Cameron says:

    I enacted pansy marriage and soon everyone will have a sore arse.

  42. 42
    One-term Dave (dragging the Tories to their grave) says:

    I do hope you chaps celebrated Armistice Day with 2 minutes’ silence for all those lovely peaceful German chappies who fought and died so bravely in their big important struggle to create a single European state.

    It is, of course, regrettable that the peace-loving German community was opposed by so many fruitcakes, loonies and closet racists in this country. But, I suppose, it was a sign of the times. Those fruitcakes and nutters are all dead now, fortunately, leaving me to hand over Britain’s sovereignty and money to our wonderful German partners.

    Toodle pip!

  43. 43
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP says:


  44. 44
    historian says:

    lest we forget

    there’s been thousands of wars in the last century

    and Britain now has an unelected fascist government

    how times change

  45. 45
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    It could have been a genuine plea for help.

  46. 46
    historian says:

    pity we now are governed by nazis, hey

  47. 47
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Anyone see the yer effnics out paying their respects?

    No, me neither!

  48. 48
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    People could react en masse by simply not paying these taxes if brought in.

    And then have a look over other taxes they feel should not be paid also.

    If the state is deprived of its taxes it will be forced to change. May try attacking a few at first, but ultimately will lose.

    The Green Taxes are all EU related. Exit the EU, then perhaps have a rethink about the Climate Change Fraud.

  49. 49
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    You will not see many East European’s out, except maybe for the token Miliband, whose father we know had divided loyalties.

    The East European’s were the real enemy that was defeated: Romania’s support for the NSDAP is often forgotten. They led the way in J’ew extermination:

  50. 50
    Come 2040 old folks homes will resemble Romanian orphanages says:

    Well within the lifetime of the people who fought in WW2 did the politicians turn this country into a place those veterans would have never fought for.
    If that is how little the greatest generation this country have ever produced are thought of..what hope the rest of us?

  51. 51
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    People in France have been out protesting against taxes and they have this weekend been gassed in the name of Socialism.

  52. 52
    altruism in industry says:

    I suppose there could be a National Burka Day

  53. 53
    E Snowden says:

    Government spying on people they work for – security.
    People spying on government that work for them – terrorists.

  54. 54
    albacore says:

    Don’t worry, though, folks – within thirty years
    (Yes, that’s just thirty – get used to it, dears)
    White British will be a minority
    Not only in our capital city
    But throughout the whole United Kingdom
    Ain’t that a pretty pass to which we’ve come?
    And who have we to thank for this to-do?
    The LibLabCons and their boss, the E U

  55. 55
    altruism in industry says:

    there’s quite a few would like to disorder his personality

  56. 56
    Jimmy says:

    “Tories get very, very close to hedge fund bosses”

    Congratulations. You’ve managed to be quite literally last to a story.

  57. 57
    Mo Farrah says:

    I was going through US immigration recently.

    The stern Official asked, “Do you advocate the overthrow of the government by violence or subversion?”

    I thought for a second, then replied, “Violence, I think.”

  58. 58
    Helen Bonham-Carter says:

    90% of all hedge fund bosses are J’ewish!

  59. 59
    Nadhim Zahawi MP says:

    Vote Conservative: For a Stable Economy

  60. 60
    Living in 98.11% white Merseyside says:

    Does Mr Murdoch support poor old Nige?

  61. 61
    Handycock says:

    Don’t I get a mention?

  62. 62
    Ed Balls says:

    If you were really smart, you’d claim 10p off your employer for the poppy.

  63. 63

    Homoland (C4): The tories return after 13 years in exile but Farrie is convinced that they have been turned by foreigners and gays to betray their country. Is he right or is he just mental?

  64. 64
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    M’urdoch was a major stake holder in the now defunct domestic A’ustralian airline Ansett. This company owned a stake in another airline America West.

    He held his stake with Sir Peter Abeles, who was implicated in the A’ustralian N’ugan H’and Bank drug money laundering scandal:

    The America West connection is pertinent in relation to a failed attempt to smuggle heroin into the US from Communist Laos, in return for payment with guns.

    This was rumbled following an emergency landing made in Aruba back in the 80s. Those involved were stiffed, as they had a plane load of w’eed, not H. They somehow plea bargained out when prosecuted in the US.

  65. 65
    Cymro oddi ar y llinell says:

    Martin McGuinness ought to have had a brush with ‘security’ a long time ago.

  66. 66
    Rightwinggit says:

    The DVLA would get it wrong, they are big time fuckwits.

  67. 67
    I'v told you a million times before not to exaggerate says:

    Literally…thousands of wars in the last century?

  68. 68
    No knighthood for Straight-sorta-guy Tony it seems says:

    Have the satisfaction of knowing that Blair (along with Brown who is less “successful and not served as long so understandable that he would not be offered an “honour”)is one of the few living ex- Prime Ministers who having served for a over a decade; won 3 elections and purportedly “saved the Monarchy” who has not yet been awarded the Knight of the Garter whenever a vacancy arose although of course perhaps he is waiting to accept the vacancy in the order created by lady T’s death this year although I suppose beng notionally “Scottish” he may prefer to be awarded the Order of the Thistle(Scotland’s paramount chivalry award) ?? It’s not even about being Labour PMs as Attlee was created a Peer( Earl) plus KG,plus Companion of Honour and Order of Merit just as Wilson and Callaghan were…very odd as it is usually the norm for an ex Pm to receive at least a KG/LG after retirement. I can’t think that Blair would refuse an honour in the personal gift of the Monarch(if made of course)

  69. 69
    UK Border Agency says:

    With a lot of research, the UK immigration officers have come up with the most foolproof plan ever to ensure that the immigrants to the country are culturally, economically and educationally compatible. It ensures greater harmony, seamless integration and lasting peace in the country.

    It’s called “the bacon sandwich test”.

  70. 70
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    They will be back next time with burning tires and sheep…

  71. 71
    UAS - Unite Against Sheep-shaggers says:

    Is that because they are all Welsh?

  72. 72
    Common purpose team building exercise says:

    The LibLabCons all sat in a room smelling each others farts is not what I would call exile.

  73. 73
    Diana Abbott says:

    I passed with flying colours

  74. 74
    Takeshi's Castle says:

    Now if Carlsberg did immigration policies…

  75. 75
    T May says:


    Yankee Go Home

  76. 76
    Stay away politicians, you're not welcome says:

    I’d like to see the annual remembrance day service a politician free zone.

    Joe public, service and ex-service personal only, everyone else just f-off.

    After what they have done to this country, we can do without the crappy corrupt british establishment turning it into some state worshipping event each year.

  77. 77
    President Omaha Beach says:

    Yankees tap phone.

  78. 78
    The Chilcot Inquiry says:

    “Lest we forget”

  79. 79
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    We will simply incorporate your Green Taxes into your Home Mansion Tax and then arrest you if you don’t pay.

  80. 80
    Papa Milliwatt says:

    I love Britain and Britons as much as my dear papa, Samuel, loved Poland.

  81. 81
    Sikh B Stard says:

    Fuck me…just seen one helluva wet tee-shirt contest on Philippines TV.

  82. 82
    Anon...........& Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    What about the TV Licence AH’s they seem to know every property that
    does not have a licence why not send them round to ferret out all of the
    illegals !!. Trouble is if they did do that there would be a glut of property’s
    just sitting empty which will trigger a property price drop !! But then
    again we will have all the hordes of locusts from Bulgaria & Romania
    piling into our small island from 1st JAN 2014 so they will devour this glut

    Q.Will anyone from the UK’s(Wide Open) Borders agency be checking to ensure and of these Bulgarian & Romanian Locusts have genuine travel
    documents as there are rumours of plenty of counterfeit ones that are
    about to go into circulation & the dip sticks in charge in this country won’t
    have a clue if they are genuine nationals from B & R will they ……

    This is going to be another cock up of gigantic proportions but the trouble
    is thanks to our Parasites, Pimps & Leeches its only the little people that
    will suffer the consequences for the mendacity & manipulation these
    snakes oil salesmen peddle 24/7 & of course all within the rules

  83. 83
    RED LEN says:

    Socialists get very, very close to predatory union bosses’

  84. 84
    The British media are cunts. says:

    I’m happy to see Tony Blair hung, I don’t mind which way up.

  85. 85
    Corrupt governments and vested interests says:

    We’ll bury anyone who threatens our cosy status quo.

  86. 86
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    I thought you normally got a Russian.

  87. 87
    Irish Terrorists says:

    Why are the IRA allowed into the English Parliament

  88. 88
    Old Hal says:

    No he decided against Nige for those lovely Tory Boys.

  89. 89
    Liam Byrne ( aka Baldemort ) says:


  90. 90
    Gideon Oliver says:

    More taxes, that’s definitely the answer.
    Thanks to my old Bullingdon chum Dave people, now have to pay me to screw them instead of me having to pay them.

  91. 91
    The Neocons says:

    Fear not, we are in the process of rewarding our frontman…very handsomely indeed; and his children’s children will benefit from the wealth he has earned in our cause.

    We always reward our placemen well. Though he won’t be buried on Mt Sinai. That’s reserved for good people like the late Robert Maxwell and Rupert Murdoch, who has just reserved his plot.

  92. 92
    Hussain Obama and the Guardianistas says:

    Why is Obama allowing Rusbridger to walk around America in freedom? Surely this head Guardianista has done more damage to American security than MvKinnon ever did.

  93. 93
    Anon...........& Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    Perhaps someone should report this tory twa*t to HMRC to to ensure
    he has not “accidentally” under paid on his VAT returns or his company
    & personal Income tax, after all history is known for repeating itself.

    Or is his motto Only little people Pay Tax…….!!!!

  94. 94
    Old Hal says:

    Sorry if it has been mentioned, another Tory MP most apologetic about charging as HoC expenses for electricity for his stables, he is gong to pay them back,but would he if not found out?

  95. 95
    Vacant Ned Miliband says:

    Wonga loans should not be advertised during children’s TV.
    We don’t want the little bastards taking all the dosh and leaving none for responsible borrowers like broke political parties.

  96. 96
    Anna Soubry's house maid says:

    Well said…good rant!

  97. 97
    statist quo says:

    Every Guardianista yearns to get shot for the cause like that journo at Waterloo Station in the Bourne movie.

  98. 98
    Well Done Chuka. Can't Fault that Tweet says:

  99. 99
    Little Bo Peep says:

    Dead right Bil*. After that little island off the south China coast which we are not allowed to name on here for some reason, the biggest Chinatown in the world is now called Melbourne.

  100. 100
    For the Fallen says:

    They went with songs to the battle, they were young.
    Straight of limb, true of eyes, steady and aglow.
    They were staunch to the end against odds uncounted,
    They fell with their faces to the foe.

    They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
    Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the morning,
    We will remember them.

    They mingle not with their laughing comrades again;
    They sit no more at familiar tables of home;
    They have no lot in our labour of the day-time;
    They sleep beyond England’s foam

  101. 101
    Vote LibLabCon for the destruction of England says:

    Still, they did far less damage to England than the LibLabCon have managed.

  102. 102
    Diane Fatbutt says:

    I hope you didn’t mean a White Russian.


    You can get me a Black Velvet while you’re at it.

  103. 103
    A better idea.. says:

    “Pint of bitter and a packet of pork scratchings” test, followed by the “reaching for the ‘off’ switch when ráp music comes on the radio” test.

  104. 104
    The Blank of Miliband says:

    We are afraid that there is no money left. We’ve looked through every shoebox but there’s nothing but IOUs signed by Ed Balls.

  105. 105 says:

    But surely the nazis would not have encouraged a policy of unfettered immigration and open borders?

  106. 106
    One-term Dave (dragging the Tories to their grave) says:

    Bally looney fruitcakes and closet racists, that’s what they were, old bean!

    Glad they’re gone, really. Now I can hand control of Blighty to the Jolly Jerries, what what.

    Tally ho!

  107. 107
    Nigel Farage says:


  108. 108
    nellnewman says:

    Nope he wouldn’t have repaid unless his troughing had been exposed. That’s why we need a free press.

  109. 109
    Worst IRA bomb attacks on mainland Britain says:

    February 1974 – Coach carrying soldiers and families in northern England is bombed by the Irish Republican Army (IRA). Twelve people killed, 14 hurt.

    October-November 1974 – Wave of IRA bombs in British pubs kills 28 people and wounds more than 200.

    July 1982 – Two IRA bomb attacks on soldiers in London’s royal parks kill 11 people and wound 50.

    December 1983 – IRA bomb at Harrods department store kills six.

    October 1984 – Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher’s cabinet narrowly escapes IRA bomb that kills five people at Brighton hotel during Conservative Party’s annual conference.

    September 1989 – Bomb at Royal Marines Music School in Deal, southeast England, kills 11 and wounds 22.

    February 1990 – Explosion at Army recruitment centre in Leicester. Two wounded.

    May 1990 – Seven wounded by blast at Army Educational Service headquarters in London suburb of Eltham.

    May 1990 – One soldier is killed and another wounded by car bomb in Wembley.

    June 1990 – Soldier is shot dead at train station in Lichfield.

    February 1991 – IRA comes close to killing Prime Minister John Major and key cabinet members in a mortar attack on Downing Street. One of three mortar bombs slammed into garden behind building, exploding within 50 feet (15 metres) of the target.

    April 1992 – Huge car bomb outside Baltic Exchange in London’s financial district kills three people and wounds 91.

    March 1993 – Bombs in two litter bins in Warrington kill two boys aged three and 12.

    April 1993 – IRA truck bomb devastates Bishopsgate area of London’s financial district, killing one and wounding 44.

    February 1996 – Two people die when IRA paramilitaries detonate large bomb in London’s Docklands area.

    March 2001 – Car bomb explodes outside BBC’s London headquarters. Police say the Real IRA, a republican splinter group opposed to the IRA’s cease-fire, was behind the blast. One man was wounded.

  110. 110
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Watch where R’usbridger is going, and whack those he associates with.

  111. 111
    Hw to make easy money says:

    Crapita should have agents at every port. No entry with out first buying a tv licence. 2-3 mill x 145 = a lot of money to waste producing Bulgarian language and Roma history progs…

    Plus, full employment for hardworking British workers etc…

  112. 112
    Gordon Brown says:


  113. 113
    nellnewman says:

    I hope over the next four years 2014 to 2018 that schoolchildren are taken on visits to the WW1 battlefields in France and Flanders. They should never be forgotten.

  114. 114
    Alastair Campbell says:

    This guy is good. Ed will be pleased!

  115. 115
    Tu Avandav-Knott says:

    Dear Barry
    Did you ever try wearing a dead sheep as necklace ?


  116. 116
    nellnewman says:

    OMG Mr egomaniac has finally done something decent! Well done chuckusyamoney!

  117. 117
    David Dimblebore says:

    Well they certainly won’t be allowed to forget the Holohoax!

  118. 118
    The Soldier says:

    If I should die, think only this of me;
    That there’s some corner of a foreign field
    That is for ever England. There shall be
    In that rich earth a richer dust concealed;
    A dust whom England bore, shaped, made aware,
    Gave, once, her flowers to love, her ways to roam,
    A body of England’s, breathing English air,
    Washed by the rivers, blest by suns of home.

    And think, this heart, all evil shed away,
    A pulse in the eternal mind, no less
    Gives somewhere back the thoughts by England given;
    Her sights and sounds; dreams happy as her day;
    And laughter, learnt of friends; and gentleness,
    In hearts at peace, under an English heaven

  119. 119
    Muzack hater says:

    So you reckon rap crap unintelligible gibberish is ‘music’ then? Glad we sorted that out. Agree with you about the switch. It also seems to be all pervading in a number of shops these days too. When they turn it on, I turn about and walk out.

  120. 120
    Claire Perry says:

    Would that be ONLY because of the J’wish aspect?

    Only wondering!

  121. 121
    rick says:

    As General Patton concluded – we fought the wrong enemy.

  122. 122
    The Mounties of Mourn says:

    Anyone know which politician(s) objected to the flattening of Dublin over those years?

  123. 123
    The least likely thing you would ever hear a kid say says:

    Dad,I want you take out a payday loan spread over 12 months on easy terms.

  124. 124
    The Mounties of Mourn says:

    Similar question applies to the UK. Somebody so obviously in possession of stolen goods (and boasting openly about it) should really be having his collar felt by now.

  125. 125
    nellnewman says:

    I hope the memory of the Holocaust will never be allowed to die but what has that to do with the Remembrance of the Fallen in WW1? Although of course there is an historical link in that Ger many was allowed to rebuild it’s military might after WW1 which should never have been allowed. Our fault I’m afraid!

  126. 126
    Burka TV says:

  127. 127
    BBC 24 Hr rolling bollocks says:

    Drop the worlds biggest storm story Ed Miliband has just made another election promise.

  128. 128
    Anonymous says:

    Have you thought of applying for Seamus Heaneys job ?

  129. 129
    The Mounties of Mourn says:

    But recall that he is only constantly on our computers “lest we forget” all about him and his lunatic policies.

  130. 130
    nellnewman says:

    Rupert Brooke I believe. He and others of his ilk were instrumental in ensuring in and after WW1 , that every fallen soldier had a decent burial, albeit they were not brought home. But WW1 was the first time in history that soldiers were so buried with dignity and respect. Previously after battles , over generations, the fallen were simply tipped into pits.

  131. 131
    Anonymous says:

    You would be dumb if you couldnt throw *unt around on every post. For fecks sake buy yourself a dictionary, you are really tedious.

  132. 132
    Eric Pickles says:

    The HoC Weightwatchers club?

  133. 133
    Anonymous says:

    It was before Jools and Eddie told them !

  134. 134
    Curly says:

    Was this picture taken in Woolwich High Street? Or outside a London tube station?

  135. 135
    Anonymous says:

    FFS Ric, change the record.This thread is such a bore.

  136. 136
    Anonymous says:

    I doubt Murdoch would support Nigel, he usually goes for the winner !

  137. 137
    nellnewman says:

    I someone has something worthwhile to say I don’t see why they need to hide behind a mask. They are simply not believeable if their facial expressions cannot be seen.

  138. 138
    Ed Miliband says:

    “I will freeze the profits of predatory hedge funds”

  139. 139
    nellnewman says:

    Another addition to his blank sheet of paper?

  140. 140
    Real Conservatives vote UKIP says:

    You’re probably right that visiting the battlefields should give the kids a better perspective on the horrors of war.
    If the kids only get to hear about it from some Common Purpose stooge within our ruined education system who then blames it all on Thatcher then another battle has been lost.

  141. 141
    Jimmy says:

    Yes, Labour in shock links to labour would be a similar scoop.

  142. 142
    An Aryan says:

    I wonder if she is blonde?

  143. 143
    Sid Knee says:

    Haven’t been to London for years, is it really that bad now?

    It’s about time they stopped making London centric laws that apply to the whole country though. If they got out into the country the chattering classes would see what damage they have done with their pissing windmills which they force on the rest of the land to appease their eco consciences.

  144. 144
    Fucking clueless! says:

    Maybe it’s that moslem terrorist bloke that absconded from the mosque in West Acton. How the fuck can we tell?

  145. 145
    Fucking clueless Plod says:

    The thick, dumb plod obviously though it was that fuckwit that hack-sawed his tag off and escaped from the mosque in West London.

  146. 146
    Jimmy says:

    Certainly not one on the Council.

  147. 147
    Son of a Britain-hater lays wreath at the Cenotaph says:

    It’s a fucking shame his father was never satisfied with a blank sheet of paper!

  148. 148
    Ripply's Believe It Or Not says:

    ‘Crap music’ – the only phrase in the English language that begins with a silent C.

  149. 149
    Ned Kelly says:

    Strewth. I wore a bucket and it still didn’t do me any good.

  150. 150
    Anonymous says:

    They would to the country that defeated them. Germany had 7 million foreign workers and slave labourers in WWII, the Empire Windrush was a captured German ship,the Monte Rosa, used as a troop ship to invade Norway, Hitler thought Islam a far better religion for his ideology and that it was a pity that Germany was Christian instead.

  151. 151
    Owen Jones says:

    I hope your god is fucking happy now. WARNING: pics of camel sacrifice. Camel sacrifice during 2nd day of Eid ul Adha

  152. 152
    The awkward truth says:

    This day should serve as a reminder to us all that it is politicians who are the real enemy.

  153. 153
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    Bailout! France to borrow 4.5 billion euros by end-2013 to pay Credit Lyonnais debts

  154. 154
    Joss Taskin says:

    This picture is from the 9th century, right ?

  155. 155
    Children of Mixed race are BROWNINGS, Diane Abbott says:

    Of the wife of the Mayor of New York she writes:

    “And his wife is no “browning”. She is an unashamedly dark-skinned, Afro-centric woman”

    So racist Abbott firstly looks at the colour of people’s skin and secondly she ridicules offspring of mixed race parents as “Brownings”. Over to you Chuka

  156. 156
    +1 says:


    It is politicians who cause war, not soldiers.

  157. 157
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:


  158. 158
    Lee Grasper says:

    Only white people can be racists.

  159. 159
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    What about Choudary’s atrocity towards us revealing his ugly mush. Wear a burka Choudary there’s a good fellow, and while your at it tape your mouth up.

  160. 160
    Confused Now says:

    So according to Abbott. Obama is a “browning”. And there was me thinking she was proud of him being the first Black president of the USA.

  161. 161
    Marie A Miller (in league with the Dark Side) says:

    Yes boss, I’ll get on it right away.

  162. 162
    David Cameron says:

    Toryism 2013: No Morals, No Values, No Ethics, No Decency, No Conscience, No Etiquette. No Class, No Grace, No Manners, No Respect, No Virtue.

    Hear ! Hear !

  163. 163
    "Call me Dave" Dave says:

    I was shocked to see so many veterans were still alive, preventing their houses being allocated to ‘seekers’.

    Obviously NHS care needs to be reduced further and lecky bills rise higher under the Condems!

  164. 164
    Anonymous says:

    I think that one’s bolted.

    BTW, why is that fucker still in a job?

    The ” Oops, dreadfully sorry, I’ll pay it all back” defence wouldn’t work if you’re caught on the rob outside Westminster.

  165. 165
    UKIP or bust says:

    I remember this country before this shit came here in their hundreds of thousands.

    If they don’t like it, they should fuck off.

  166. 166
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    What does the colour of the skin of the wife of the new mayor of New York have to do with anything?

  167. 167
    Cinna says:

    You’ll have the Guardanistas apoplectic with outrage. That’s racial profiling!

  168. 168
    Cinna says:

    Sorry, I think you’ll find Crapita will outsource it all to Mumbai.

  169. 169
    Go your own way says:

    Tis Odd. All the way through the vid they talk about Muslim lands, which seems fair enough. So the logical conclusion is that Britain is NOT a Muslim Land, which also seems fair enough. The solution is not complicated.

  170. 170
    Cinna says:

    + 10^6

  171. 171
    Hairy fairy says:

    On this forum, so does the word ‘unt.

  172. 172
    Alyingstare Campbell says:

    Bring back the halcyon days of 1997-2010 !

  173. 173
    Rhino Neil says:

    Well, for a start it gets a certain hippo’s knickers in THE most frightful twist – and believe me, you really don’t want to be with 500 hundred yards of a hippo with twisted knickers.

  174. 174
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP says:

    Higher lecky bills ? No problem, on their way !

  175. 175
    Rhino Neil says:

    * within (sticky illiterate keyboard again)

  176. 176
    R. Youshore says:

    I see that electricity generation from windpower is currently providing just over 3% of today’s demand. Brilliant, eh ?

  177. 177
    Ivan's Lithuanian License Plates says:

    How very naive of you

  178. 178
    Little Bo Peep says:

    Oh dear, is Eddy Diddums feeling a trifle hacked off at this revelation?

  179. 179
  180. 180
    Abbot and Costello meet the killer Andy Burnham says:


  181. 181
    Little Bo Peep says:

    You forgot no more members.

  182. 182
    Sgt Joyce Kilmer, AEF (1886-1918) says:

    Or maybe not, nellnewman.

    In a wood they call the Rouge Bouquet
    There is a new-made grave to-day,
    Built by never a spade nor pick
    Yet covered with earth ten metres thick.
    There lie many fighting men,
    Dead in their youthful prime,
    Never to laugh nor love again
    Nor taste the Summertime.
    For Death came flying through the air
    And stopped his flight at the dugout stair,
    Touched his prey and left them there,
    Clay to clay.
    He hid their bodies stealthily
    In the soil of the land they fought to free
    And fled away.
    Now over the grave abrupt and clear
    Three volleys ring;
    And perhaps their brave young spirits hear
    The bugle sing:
    “Go to sleep!
    Go to sleep!
    Slumber well where the shell screamed and fell.
    Let your rifles rest on the muddy floor,
    You will not need them any more.
    Danger’s past;
    Now at last,
    Go to sleep!”

  183. 183
    nellnewman says:–including-DIED.html

    Ho Hum Guido you missed this one. lenmcclusky was elected by 160000 fictional members or ex members who were dead!!

    Postal voting at it’s very best!!

  184. 184
    Little Bo Peep says:

    May we know who nominated him? Or is that also the subject of a super injunction?

  185. 185
    Trial by Jury - you gotta be joking says:

    Charge him, prosecute him, convict him, send him down – and then throw the cell key off a boat half way across the Atlantic.

  186. 186
    nellnewman says:

    Or maybe not – many were lost and never found – my Grandfather and two Great Uncles amongst them. But it still remains a fact that from WW1 onwards each of the fallen was regarded as an individual requiring the dignity of acknowledgement. And the Imperial War Graves Commission, which eventually came into being around that time, must take the credit for that

    Prior to WW1 that dignity was not given to our soldiers .

  187. 187
    nellnewman says:

    not at all. lenmcclusky is the most entertaining face of labour we’ve had since gordon ran and hid. long may he remain to keep us amused.

  188. 188
    David Cameron says:

    Shut Up You Fool!

  189. 189
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    This person won absolutely nothing whilst playing for England, managed to get sent off during a World Cup match for petulance and has missed penalties in key matches.

    Then there was the case of him flouting through customs with his then fiancee and a large undeclared diamond ring.

    Is this man really an ideal role model?

  190. 190
    Abbot and Costello meet the killer Andy Burnham says:

    He’s a Kurdish twat and it’s in his DNA to steal.

  191. 191
    nellnewman says:

    The only way you’re going to use the NHS to finish off more of us is to bring back andyburnham!

  192. 192
    Sally Bercow says:

    Iceland…. 12 cans of special brew £8. That’s why bums go to Iceland.

  193. 193
    Laurie Penny says:

    That’s crazy bullshit.

  194. 194
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    So the Ed Milibandwagon is attacking money lending companies. But what about the loan that labour have from the co-op, the loan labour cannot afford to pay back. Shouldn’t Milibandwagon put his own house in order?

  195. 195
    Labour under Ed Miliband says:

    We have a debt crisis, our own.

  196. 196

    The genuine of us wear a Poppy and show respect for the fallen in both World Wars and for what they fought for , loved ones ,comrades and a better promised life .Not for Corporate Greed and not to be subjugated by a minorities whims and phoney ideologies .The laying of wreaths by those that have sent people to war since have no comprehension of what they are actually doing .
    Remembrance Day is also a celebration of it will not happen again ,the fallen deserve better than hypercrites displaying their phoney remorse for one day then discussing the next drone strike .
    We gave Margret Thatcher a magnificent send off any soldier would be proud of but which one she did not deserve in retrospect unless we were celebrating her achievement of creating Monopolies Markets especially in the Energy trade .She sold the Electricity Industry off Lock Stock and Barrel and it would take an Act of Parliament to re-nationalise the industry before any influence by any Government could be applied .We are lied to repeatedly ,we are robbed blind through price fixing and the Companies stick two fingers up to the Government so Government Tax us more .

  197. 197
    ey up! says:

    He’s a multimillionaire so fits the ideal political role model, well his money does.

  198. 198
    Owen Jones says:

    I can open a can all on my own.

  199. 199
    Stella Creasy says:

    They have bought 40 MPs. That is more than any other bank.

  200. 200
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    So what does it say about Ed Milibands election to be leader of the labour party. Surely that should be investigated to see if dodgy union voting took place.

  201. 201
    nellnewman says:

    Ah the chilcot inquiry is currently caught in the strangling throes of bliar’s lawyers! Ho Hum!!

  202. 202
    nellnewman says:

    No it’ll be something to do with the press/photo opportunity!

  203. 203
    nellnewman says:

    It’s not just about the horrors of war – though a visit to the Flowers of the Field Museum in Ypres would certainly highlight that. It’s also about the power of the human spirit and it’s ability to survive even the most terrible of things.

  204. 204
    chris says:

    Surly multiculturiam is merely arainism reversed? Same obsession with race? Both instigated by socialist nazi governments without democratic mandate? Both based on a perverted history? (We were all migrants once versus the aryan race)

  205. 205
    P l e b says:

    Somebody commented about Blair being at the Cenotaph. He’s the Establishment, doing the Establishment’s business, in their presence.

  206. 206
    jku675 says:

    Isthat a bad thing? The vast majority are Tabloid reading Mong sheeple.

  207. 207
    P l e b says:

    Lady Sally Bercow.
    Lady Victoria Beckham.

    This country is finished.

  208. 208
    george says:

    have a look at this

    british government assist people to die

  209. 209
    jku675 says:

    Well no, the Stolen Landers, who do a lot of false flag ops, can appear white.

  210. 210
    Dave the Tosspot says:

    Now. now. We must respect their beliefs under the LibLabConner human rights creed.

  211. 211
    All religions are aFucking Curse on Mankind says:

    Aided and abetted by all the religions with their crap sky fairy beliefs.

  212. 212
    altruism in industry says:

    There was some BBC bloke saying ” being black is an important part of who I am” and ” the black and brown community”, so fair enough I suppose to be obsessed with skin colour. It is difficult for the average white guy who has successfully got over the prejudice of the previous generation and who doesn’t see colour particularly, to tread on eggshells when trying to describe somebody not known by name.

  213. 213
    Dynamic Dave says:

    What shall I waste next week’s £2billion+ deficit on? Another bung to India to celebrate their Mars Mission launch? Or just spend tip it down the NHS cess pit? Or put it towards another white elephant aircraft carrier? Or give it to Salmond as a farewell present to the fucking Scots?

    Any suggestions Taxpayers? I’m getting bored with having to keep coming up with wasteful expenditure ideas all on my own.

  214. 214
    Joe Public says:

    I think the correct expression is “fucked” not “finished”

  215. 215
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    Some of the patients on my ward are asking if Dave’s as nutty as I am!

  216. 216
    Reader says:

    The country isn’t. The idiotic honours system, on the other hand, is demonstrating, once again, how ridiculous it is.

  217. 217
    Ροdiceps says:

    General Charles James Napier, Governor of Sindh province in British India, had the right attitude. When some Hindus came to him complaining that widows were no longer allowed to commit suttee, he told them, ‘Be it so. This burning of widows is your custom; prepare the funeral pyre. But my nation has also a custom. When men burn women alive we hang them, and confiscate all their property. My carpenters shall therefore erect gibbets on which to hang all concerned when the widow is consumed. Let us all act according to national customs.’

  218. 218
    Edward Barrett Moulton Barrett, of Wimpole Street, says:

    It’s not like she’s the only one who doesn’t like “Brownings,” either.

  219. 219
    Living in 98.11% white Merseyside says:

    Poor old Nige! I wonder if he reads the Current Bun.

    I haven’t for over twenty years.

  220. 220
    CCHQ half witted Press Officer says:

    Department Of Work & Pensions

    We’ll send over a Christmas hamper for your staff for increasing suicides, homelessness and despair. Well done!

  221. 221
    Living in 98.11% white Merseyside says:

    Oh, glad to hear that that nice Mr Blair was there. I never watch it.

    Watching daytime TV is so common.

  222. 222
    Brrrrrrr says:


  223. 223
    Nadhim Zahawi says:

    It may be cold out, but it’s nice and warm in my stable yard. Thanks, taxpayers!

  224. 224
    A taxpayer says:

    I suggest pick-pocketing courses for Romas with special-needs! Why should they be disadvantaged compared to able-bodied dippers?

  225. 225
    fernando's pants says:

    No, you’re a bad thing…

    Fuck off…!

  226. 226
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Labours latest bandwagon is to call for Cameron not to attend the Commonwelth meeting in Sri lanka. Last minute bandwagonism from labour. Just how low will labour stoop? As low as Unites leverage?
    Labour are the party in crisis, they have no policies, only opportunism. Labour are sickening.

  227. 227
    Imagine says:

    But I’m not the only one.

  228. 228
    Lance Corporal Bill Bloggs (retired) says:

    I believe you have just committed an imprisonable offence under the Bribery Act.

  229. 229
    Brian says:

    The Commonwealth is bunkum.

  230. 230
    Warrior Unknown says:

  231. 231
    For Fuck's Sake, Lads says:

    Do you REALLY want us to list off all the atrocities committed by the English against the Irish since the year 1172?

    Let us know, and we’ll start compiling it for you.

  232. 232
    China says:

    I think we’ve got a few more Chinese people in some of our towns.

  233. 233
    Lenin McClusky says:

    Those stiffs would have still voted for me if they were alive.

  234. 234
    I hate Little Europeans says:

    It’s vastly bigger than the EU.

  235. 235
    retardEd Miliband says:

    But.. but.. but.. I wight articleth for the Thun on Thunday.

    Oh yeth!

  236. 236
    Adolf & Uncle Joe says:

    Religion should be banned, then there’ll be no more wars.

  237. 237
    I used to vote Tory but now I'd sooner eat my own face says:

    More subsidies for more windfarms?

    (You did say you wouldn’t allow any more to be built, but since you’re a compulsive liar, what the heck!)

  238. 238
    Anonymous says:

    Muttered the fucking bore.

  239. 239
    Googler says:

    Section 60 allows the filth

    “to require any person to remove any item which the constable reasonably believes that person is wearing wholly or mainly for the purpose of concealing his identity”

    It is clear that this chap was wearing the niqab (not full-face burqa) to make a political point, not to conceal his identity.

  240. 240
    Fat Mong Eric Bristow MBE - are you shitting me? says:

    It all went to pot years ago when they started giving MBEs to cretinous fat darts players with an IQ of 0.0001.

  241. 241
    2 Million Roma arriving in 7 weeks.. says:

    “utterly fucked”, not “fucked”.

  242. 242
    Toxic Labour for spongers, parasites and criminals says:

    They are all still at it. Just think how bad the eu expenses fraud must be.

  243. 243
    I'm So Rich - Cameron/Osborne - With thanks to John Lennon says:

    I’m so rich
    I don’t know what to do
    I’m oh so very rich, you haven’t got a clue
    I talk about recession but that’s just for the likes of you ooh whooh!

    I’m so rich
    I’m richer by the day
    And although I’m so very rich
    income tax my companies don’t pay
    I leave that to the peasants who work for a slave’s wage

    I’m so rich
    I can’t stop earning cash
    I’m so rich
    I earn it in a dash
    I talk about austerity but that’s just all balderdash -balderdash

    I’m so rich
    and you are all so poor
    as you keep getting less
    so my wealth increases more
    thank God I am in office
    I can work it like a whore – like a whore whore whore

    and screw the country even more
    even more

    etc, etc, etc…………….

    thanks John.

  244. 244
    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    Why is it that all socialists are stupid?
    Who was it who crashed the economy? Labour.
    Who was it who left the country with massive debts to sort out? Labour.
    What would Labour do if they were in power now? Look no further than those socialist idiots in Venezuela who are seizing shops selling electrical goods and pilfering their assets because they have over 10% inflation and a genuine cost of living crisis.

  245. 245
    altruism in industry says:

    If he’s installed a separate meter himself then you have to ask for what purpose. If there is somebody living in the caravan you have to ask did they pay for electricity. Normally with these sort of places with outbuildings the owner knows exactly where all the services are located.

  246. 246
    St Tony of WMD says:

    I am God. Let’s bomb someone.

  247. 247
    Owen Jones says:

    Of all the hilarious Arab “rumors” about Isr*el – my favorite has to be the :genetic bomb” Isr*el developed that only kills Arabs..

  248. 248
    Idi Amin says:

    Quite so.

  249. 249
    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    How long will it be before those socialist goons in France need bailing out?

  250. 250
    Living in 98.11% white Merseyside says:

    Vote UKIP with a spent force like poor old Nige in charge?

  251. 251
    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    Yes but the commonwealth has a lot of darkies living there so not the choice of Europhiles.

  252. 252
    nellnewman says:

    ++++Laugh++++ The Commonwealth is vastly superior to the declining EU and a far better market for us to trade with!

  253. 253
    People who use the word 'community' are brainless mongs (apart from me, here, obviously) says:

    ” the black and brown community”

    You have to be shitting me? There’s a black commuiteh, and brown communiteh, and a black and brown communiteh??

    People who are black and brown? Jesus fuck! Where did they come from? Which parts are black and which parts of brown? Left arm black, right arm brown? I think we should be told!

  254. 254
    nellnewman says:

    Hmm I don’t know what Passchendaele they are singing about but those pictures are nowhere near the truth. Passchendaele, 3rd Battle of Ypres October / November 1917 ( even their spelling is wrong! ) was drowning in bad weather and mud! It killed quite as many as the weapons did.

  255. 255
    Ed Miliband's hero, President Hollande, suffering les credit downgrade, says:

    But, madam, we French people buy so many of your cars! How will you cope if you leave ze EU??

  256. 256
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Not accusing you of being rac!st, but anyone who collectivizes groups of people based on ethnocentric lines such as this is expressing rac!sm in its purest form.

    Whatever happened to: British ?

  257. 257
    Take the Tasers off the Thugs says:

    Pity it’s only a rumour

  258. 258
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Can we do this with Dave next time he gets the hump with Clegg ?

  259. 259
    Ροdiceps says:

    А dіm mеmоrу ѕurfасеѕ. Dіdn’t thіѕ fіrѕt сrор uр іn Аfrіса аrоund thе 1970ѕ, whеn hеаlth wоrkеrѕ’ νассіnеѕ wеrе thоught tо ѕеlесtіνеlу kіll blасk реорlе?

  260. 260
    OMG! Allah's a fucking moron! says:

    I thought the most hilarious Arab rumour about Isráél was the one where the Perfect and All-Knowing Magic Invisible SkyFairy Alláh created the people of Isráél but the realised He’d made a big mistake and offered His new favourite followers packets of raisins if they correct His mistakes by killing the people he created.

    (No, I don’t really follow it, either.)

  261. 261
    nellnewman says:

    Rumourmongering and scaremongering it’s what the desperate do. It was prevalent too in WW1.

  262. 262
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Some say that rap music was a C!A invention introduced into US Ghetto’s to dumb down certain parts of the population and encourage them to get involved in destructive activities with narcotics.

  263. 263
    nellnewman says:

    Our cars? I thought all car manufacturing plants nowadays were owned by people abroad!

  264. 264
    nellnewman says:

    I suspect like extremists and religious idiots everywhere you are missing the true point of religion of any colour which is to live a decent honest hardworking life and do only good to your fellow man or woman!

  265. 265
    Lichfeldian says:

    “June 1990 – Soldier is shot dead at train station in Lichfield.”

    Unarmed teenaged trainee recruit sat in civvies, actually.

  266. 266
    Ed Millionaireband says:

    Starting payday loan companies under Labour is good
    Continuing payday load companies under the Tories is bad

  267. 267
    nellnewman says:

    No surely the absolute Nadir came when they put uddin , martin, ffoulkes and prescott into the House of Lords. You couldn’t get any lower than that – you might as well have put the kray twins into there!

  268. 268
    Seamus Heaney says:

    Between my finger and my thumb
    The squat pen rests; snug as a gun.

    Under my window, a clean rasping sound
    When the spade sinks into gravelly ground:
    Dave is, digging. I look down

    Till his straining rump among the counties
    Bends low, comes up twenty years away
    Stooping in rhythm through UKIP’s thrills
    Where he was digging.

    The coarse boot nestled on the lug, the shaft
    Against the inside knee was levered firmly.
    He rooted out M!tchell, buried the bright edge deep
    To scatter new mongs that we elected,
    Loving their warm hardness in his hands.

    By God, Dave could handle a spade.
    Just like Alfriyie.

  269. 269
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Which is why !slam preaches death to infidels, and !srael has the bomb.

  270. 270
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    South Afr!ca apparently did quite a bit of research. Their biological program was wound down in the early 80s, about the same time they shelved their nuclear weapons program.

  271. 271
    Crucify Tony Blair says:

    Not long.

  272. 272
    Ροdiceps says:

    They get 72 hur, an obscure word which commentators supposed to mean virgins. In Aramaic, a closely related language, hur means white, or specifically white raisins. Still, 72 sultanas is better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

  273. 273
    fernando's pants says:

    Indeed, Labour in shock links to pointless union twats….not a scoop at all really….

  274. 274
    The Pope says:

    Uncle Joe and the Nasties were all good Roman Catholic boys

  275. 275
    no respect says:

    Owen Jones tweeting through the 2min silence, then says the twitter clock is wrong”

    @alstewitn That’s something then :)
    11:01am – 10 Nov 13

  276. 276
    fernando's pants says:

    Unfortunately it won’t happen like that….you’ll have wars between different ‘types’ of atheists.

    War is in the human DNA.

  277. 277
    The Pupeteer is Red Ed's real boss & annal manipulator says:

    I keep telling Ed to stop watching just children’s TV ………
    he’s old enough now for grown up television……!!!!
    plus he needs to stop sucking his thumb as it sends
    the wrong signal to the electors if’s he’s going to be
    my PM !!!

  278. 278
    Adolf says:

    Genetic bomb you say, now if only I’d of had one of those in my day….

  279. 279
    The Loony Left says:


  280. 280
    Phwooooooor says:

    On ITV 1  now.

    Holly Willoughby has a fantastic arse and legs! :)

  281. 281
    Joe says:

    …and full time tosser.

  282. 282
    nellnewman says:

    Only an extreme version of i s l am, followed by a very small irreligious minority, which millions of m u s l i m s do not prescribe to preaches that.

    As for I s r a e l having T h e B o m b . That is the rumour. If it is true one has to say they have shown the most remarkable reserve over the last decades in not using it in the face of extreme provocation!

  283. 283
    altruism in industry says:

    yes but, he was wearing the item to conceal his identity and the point he was making was that he was concealing his identity. Not that I don’t think that the Burka should be banned in all public places.

  284. 284
    nellnewman says:

    You are the Oaf JohnPrescott and I claim my £10.

  285. 285
    What a utter twat Owen Jones is says:

  286. 286
    nellnewman says:

    He can’t read the clock then ? And doesn’t have a watch?!

  287. 287
    What a utter twat Owen Jones is says:

  288. 288
    BBC the bastion of balanced free speech says:

    All production facilities & coaching supplied by The Biased Broadcasting
    Company & of course FOC, as the mug Licence Payers are forced to keep
    on Paying or they will suffer a heavy fine & imprisonment plus a criminal record…….

  289. 289
    nellnewman says:

    Think? You’re asking owen and the leftwing to think? Don’t be silly!!

  290. 290
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

  291. 291
    Gordon Brown says:

    just look at my record!

  292. 292
    Anonymous says:

    Vote ukip get milliband and the EU for ever

  293. 293
    altruism in industry says:

    last I heard EU allows import of sugar from African country and allows export of biscuits made with African sugar to Africa but will not allow import of African biscuits to EU.

  294. 294
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Owen Jones completely caught out, again!

    I don’t know which is worse, tweeting/talking through the two minutes silence or his instant reaction to a challenge of bare faced lying.

    What an odious slimy little lying twat this boy is.

  295. 295
    nellnewman says:

    We don’tt need to look at your record it’s etched on our heart. You destroyed our economy and left us impoverished! We shall remember you for all the days of our life!

  296. 296
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    B&P then?

  297. 297
    Barbed wire says:

    It’s a very poor, barely credible ‘hollywoodesque’ depiction of the battle

  298. 298
    Man from the street says:

    Yes it is really that bad.

  299. 299
    Try it we must says:

    Vote LibLabCon and get the EU forever, time to break the circle of corruption,lies, deceit, if multi millionaireband gets in so be it, Camoron is a waste of space.

  300. 300
    Keep Calm, Vote UKIP says:

    The reason why there are calls to do away with the poppy and commemoration of those who died in the world wars is because such a commemoration is a direct reminder to everyone that the UK has sovereignty.

    The UK is about to lose this sovereignty.

    If this is lost it is the sovereign responsibility of all English to reclaim it by any means necessary.

    Vote UKIP.

  301. 301
    tn02 says:

    My…that’s a very hooked nose Mr Hayek has.

  302. 302
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    !srael has the bomb, they just have not admitted it. See the Vanunu saga.

    As for !slam: They are medi-eval savages irrespective of what the propaganda would have you believe.

    There is no benefit whatsoever in having m’uslims in the UK.

  303. 303
    Anonymous says:

    Hayek, and his tribe, did far more damage to the West than you will ever know.

  304. 304
    anna souflee says:


  305. 305
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Bloody hell he could open a can of beans with that fucker.

  306. 306
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    Not as much as Ed and I did ! :)

  307. 307
    Anonymous says:

    “In his speech at the 1974 Nobel Banquet Friedrich Hayek stated that if he had been consulted whether to establish a Nobel Prize in economics he would “have decidedly advised against it” primarily because “the Nobel Prize confers on an individual an authority which in economics no man ought to possess… This does not matter in the natural sciences. Here the influence exercised by an individual is chiefly an influence on his fellow experts; and they will soon cut him down to size if he exceeds his competence. But the influence of the economist that mainly matters is an influence over laymen: politicians, journalists, civil servants and the public generally.”

    On The Economics “Nobel”

  308. 308
    anna souflee says:

    Is`t it marvellous how we can up the population, so easily from our new friends on the land mass. And such qualit-tee too.

  309. 309
    JadedJean says:

    Very good observation/analysis.

  310. 310
    Fuck The EU says:

    Worth a watch: The full betrayal of UK sovereignty:

  311. 311
    Man from the street says:

    Nell you are wrong, it is not a minority

  312. 312
    Ginger Will says:

  313. 313
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Indeed, what these muppets seem to forget is Dave wants to stay in the EU. The LibLabCon and Europhiles will only give us a referendum on the EU when they know they can win it.

  314. 314
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    After reading that Jimmy Savile came to mind, am I the only one?

  315. 315
    Steve Bloomer says:

    Awards have been handed out to a lot more dubious characters than Sir Posh Spice. He’s outranked by Milords Mandelson and Kinnock, Hanningfield and Taylor, etc, right back to Piers Gaveston, made Earl for servicing King Edward II.
    Even Alex Ferguson was made a knight before he deserved it (as he probably does now, despite very little success for the nation as opposed to his club) just after he made a very large donation to the Labour Party and helped campaign for them.

  316. 316
    Steaming Turd with one hundred flies taking turns to land on me says:

    Plastic refuse sacks with cable tie’s do a better job!

  317. 317
    EU Watch says:

    G’reece is looking less stable. This is the left demonstrating now (S’YRIZA):

  318. 318
    One-term Dave (dragging the Tories to their grave) says:

    All those poppies remind us of all the brave British soldiers who gave their lives so that I could give England to Germany.

  319. 319
    David Beckham says:

    I deserve it for helping in the campaign to host the world cup by sucking up to FIFA crooks, and for being a shiny face of the Olympics (cost: 12 milliard pounds).

  320. 320
    JadedJean says:

    The ‘totalitarianism’ which Hayek had in mind in post war book ‘The Road To Serfdom’ was in fact that in Britain in 1945 after the Beveridge Report launched Labour’s Welfare State (an implementation of Fabian/Soviet socialism like that of our ally the USSR which the Webbs described as “Soviet Communism: A New Civilization”). Just remember, 1) the essentially J’ewish Austrian School of libertarians/economists are not empiricists, and they abuse/spin the language of science in order to try to persuade/con and that 2) Hayek was as popular as Trotsky after the war! Hayekian economics only works whilst it can prey upon the tax assets (rather like fossil fuels) which have been laid down by hard working previous generations. Once exploited (asset-stripped) these anarchists move on (see USSR in the 90s). This is why the Austrian School, like the Frankfurt School, fled Germany (for reasons such as this, which, believe it or not, many in Germany thought to be true at the time). It was Bismark, after all, who created the first Welfare State and it was Germany which was wrecked for its assets by these anarchists in the 1920s. Hayekian libertarians are wreckers, even Lenin warned of the danger of wreckers like these. It was Stalin which rescued Russia.

    Cameron’s ‘Big Society’ was just a Big Con. But if the British public can’t see through this, or care enough one way or the other, I guess they deserve what they get? We are truly becoming a Third World country (through a combination of importing the Third World, see London’s demographics and projections, and through breeding more like them amongst the indigenous). This was seen long ago by the Fabians, but Thatcher/Blair etc finally ruined the country with their friends from the LSE and University of Chicago.

  321. 321
    Mod says I am Man without Name says:

    Plastic refuse sacks with cable tie’s do a better job!

  322. 322
    Steaming Turd with one hundred flies taking turns to land on me says:

    Now can I have my nice name back please?

  323. 323
    Owen Jones's mum says:

    No, Owen. Not until you’re 18.
    But if you promise to behave yourself I’ll let you sit up with the grown-ups till eight O’clock with a glass of lemonade

  324. 324
    EU Watch says:

    The European Soviet Union’s continued oppression of the media continues.

    Following shutdown of G’reek media, S’pa!n has now been targetted:

    The press regulation in the UK is part of this strategy.

    Messages of dissent against EU or pro-sovereignty messages are likely to be the principal victims of this strategy.

  325. 325
    Silly Bercow says:

    2 Million Roma? *mock horror face*

    Don’t worry about a housing crisis. I’m sure I can accomodate them all ;)
    Here, come down this back alley

    *pulls off velcro-strapped kickers and bends over dustbin*

  326. 326
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    It’s a local state broadcaster, they can shut our state broadcaster down anytime they like. They’ll get no complaints from me.

  327. 327
    Bored of "Little-nation" Nationalist Syndromes says:

    Yeah, go on then, Mick.
    Give us all the list from one of the perpetual loser-nations of history.

  328. 328
    David Cameron says:

    You lazy plebs, how dare you complain about our government! If we want to bring in 500,000 Europeans a year to do your jobs, we bloody will!

  329. 329
    ANDREW MARR who said live on air that the GREENPEACE crimals were SAVING the ARCTIC Mr Hague says:


    The EU don’t have to worry about the BBC or its newspaper.

  330. 330
    EU Watch says:

    Some lessons from France for the UK:

    i) Peaceful protest does not work. Seriously: Who gives a damn about mongs hanging around being peaceful ?
    ii) Violent protest does work.

    A controversial truck tax seen off following some visible protest:


    Savings tax withdrawn following some active protest:


    Eco-Tax: Unclear where this is going to go next, but government will likely need to give in on pain of serious disruption.


  331. 331
    Tacticasoldascolonialism says:

    Brownies love to play divide and rule

  332. 332
    EU Watch says:

    The EU pays into the BBC. It has no reason to close it down, yet.

  333. 333
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    It wouldn’t be so bad if it were 500,000 Europeans, trouble is its roughly 200,000 Europeans and 300,000 third worlders.

  334. 334
    Tacticasoldascolonialism says:


    Oh, and they wouldn’t go to the wall for their kids either

  335. 335
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    I know, I was being ironic.

  336. 336
    You could have a point says:

  337. 337
    Pile of Dogs Poo with one hundred flies taking turns to land on me says:

    So whats the difference between me taking rubbish out to the wheelie bin, in 1) a burka or 2) a refuse sack. At the end of the day they are both concealing rubbish. No no no. I am not wearing a burka to take it out.

  338. 338
    EU Watch says:

    Concern in the UK about B’ulgarian’s arriving next year ?

    Don’t worry. Fine people. They are trying to get rid of their ‘maf!a’ government at the moment. Will be assets to the UK…

    And a proper report:


  339. 339
    statist quo says:

    Yeah Stalin sure did rescue the USSR……… killing 20 million, you dopey fuckass.

  340. 340
    EU Watch says:

    To be fair, shutting down the BBC could shift UK public opinion in favor of the EU. ;-)

  341. 341
    Baron Mandelson says:

    And a lord outranks a knight who outranks a CBE who outranks an OBE who outranks a poor old 9-times world darts champion who merely gets an MBE

  342. 342
    nellnewman says:

    Nope I am not wrong – it is your perspective that is wrong.

  343. 343
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Apparently there’s very little coverage of this in French Mainstream Media, just like what the BBC et la do over here.

  344. 344
    nellnewman says:

    Not even ‘barely credible’

    How dare they hollywoodise/trivialise such a terrible major experience that saw the loss of so many lives in the most dreadful of circumstances??!!

  345. 345
    EU Watch says:

    In that other great nation, R’omania, some are getting fed up with their BBC equivalent lying about protests relating to gold mining.

    The background on the gold mining / shale gas issue…


    In other news, teachers are set to do some marches in protest of poor pay. (R’omanian’s coming to the UK do so in the expectation of higher pay…)


  346. 346
    Joseph Stalin a hero to all lefties says:

    That’s what that infamous National Socialist used to preach.

  347. 347
    English speaker says:

    Paschendale was the standard English spelling, or do Iron maiden sing in Belgian (if it is a language or a country).

    I suppose Bombay and Peking are also “incorrect” too

  348. 348
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP says:


  349. 349
  350. 350
    Silly Bercow says:

    *philosophical face*
    Isn’t it incredible to think that if I’d been born 1400 years ago, Mohammed could have back-scuttled me over a bin in a back-alley of his oasis rather than that pig-ugly 9-year-old who probably knew nothing about how to make a little man happy, and we’d now have universal peace, or something. :)

  351. 351
    EU Watch says:

    This is a new one: Russ!a is criticizing H’olland for not stopping political protests outside of its borders.

    The argument is being raised due to the G’reenpeace vessel being registered under a D’utch flag.

    Perhaps sending Nick Clegg to the gulag for a spell could resolve this.

  352. 352
    anna souflee says:

    Vote for me, I love roma and bulgaree
    Vote for me

  353. 353
    Handycock whipping it out says:

    I am quite prepared to accept the Order of the Garter. Boaz.

  354. 354
    EU Watch says:

    Different form of protest, but if you go for a walk around G’ottingen you may be able to score some free w’eed.

    As a form of protest against laws criminalizing C’anabis, some students decided to scatter C’anabis seeds all over town. Plants have been popping up all over.

  355. 355
  356. 356
    Tiny Bliar says:

    Not as rich as I am.
    Oh, and readers of this post owe me £50,000.

  357. 357
    fernando's pants says:

    In order to to make a lovely omelette you’ve got to break a few of eggs…..


  358. 358
    Tatiana, Hooker extraordinaire, Baku says:

    Come back to Baku soon Handy. The girls are skint again having spent all your government fiscal gifts for sanctioning our bent elections, and, please bring the Grand Master with you.

  359. 359
    Googler says:

    Sorry, It’s hard to concentrate with Sally Burcow’s minge on my face (My name strarts with “Wr” so I get November 11th, y’see)
    But if he was trying to conceal his identity, why did he take it off?

    Hang on.

    All of us have worn Sally on our faces at some point, so aren’t we all criminals?

  360. 360
    Handycock and the Grand Master says:

    Boaz Tatiana. see you and the girls soon. Jahbulon.

  361. 361
    fascinating comments says:

    Been there, done that

  362. 362
    fernando's pants says:


  363. 363
    Screw the liblabcon says:

    Vote ukip get milliband and the EU for ever

    Do p1ss off with your moronic petty party tribalism. It’s got us where we are now – a country heading towards a cliff edge.

    Do you think if the tories had been in power from 1997, they wouldn’t have gladly flooded the country with cheap foreign labour, marched us off to war with Iraq and Afghanistan, created another housing bubble, or dragged us ever further into the EU?

    You lot have created a virtual one party state, and your cozy status quo is going to be smashed whether you like it or not.

  364. 364
    EU Watch says:

    In other news from G’reece, riot police raided the previously closed down state broadcaster, ERT, apparently because not doing so would put G’reece’s EU presidency in jeopardy:

    The raid was somewhat violent by all accounts.

    It would appear that broadcasters / publishers and journalists are currently being targeted across the EU. This is a very worrying sign.

  365. 365
    Anonymous says:

    I can’t believe he’s still in office.

    Still, if he were to, one way or another, vacate office who would want to take the poisoned chalice?

  366. 366
    Sir Percy-Thrower says:

    You tend to find huge cannabis plants growing under the bird feeders. Technically speaking, it’s hemp but definitely worth drying and firing-up.
    Free highs are few and far between in Thatcher’s Britain.

  367. 367
    EU Watch says:

    Some more on the ERT raid:

    Following has English report describing exactly what happened:


    This is pure political oppression of the med!a apparently under direction of the EU, not the G’reek government as such.

  368. 368
    Handycock whipping it out says:

    Send them all to Portsmouth. My boys will build flats for them and I will shag the attractive ones. Boaz.

  369. 369

    News just in. Spontaneous street parties are breaking out in many European cities tonight, as ecstatic citizens celebrate the success of the Euro and the European Union.

  370. 370
    Anonymous says:

    He’s not old enough to have a watch.

  371. 371
    The readership says:

    Gheedough, Are your readers are so thick that we’d want to read The Sun?
    Even if it’s only for the tits (and it would be), we can get them for free on the internet.

    Do you get free wanks from Wendi for this plugging?

  372. 372
    Z says:

    Time MP’s wages and expenses use the same HMRC system checks as us plebs have to go through, honourable these MPs are certainly not, in it for themselves certainly yes.

  373. 373
    EU Watch says:

    Some typical news from G’ibraltar:

    Spa!n is trying to spin some sort of victory on recent UN negotiations between UK and Spa!n on G’ibraltar. Spa!n are trying to make a big thing about the ‘Brussels Process’ wording, which has been in the document which is renewed yearly for some time now.

    Cameron has not double crossed G’ibraltar yet, but given his track record with promises and commitment there is no reason to believe he would not try.

    The frontier delays have apparently eased now that the Span!sh seem to be doing the right thing.

  374. 374
    UKIP or bust says:

    If you watch the film below @ 308, you will see that dodgy dave isn’t “draging” the Tories to their grave, but they have been burried in it (along with the other parties) since the great white slug: Heath, signed Great Britain into the flrdgling EUSSR.

  375. 375
    Desperately yours says:

    Can you grow opium poppies hydroponically, Sir Thrower?
    It’s just that I quite fancy getting high and I have a good balance of blue and red lights sitting there, doing nothing.
    Would I need a license, do you think?

  376. 376
    Barbed wire says:

    Shut the BBC and millions will celebrate the end of the propaganda tax.

  377. 377
    Anonymous says:

    Most people on the planet are ethnocentric. Generally, it’s only gullible white people who believe in a fantasy post racial world. No one else does.

  378. 378
    Sir Percy-Thrower says:

    Make sure your solution has plenty of K and N. Lights on for 16 hours.

  379. 379
    Barbed wire says:

    He’s got to pay the bills. I have no problem with his weekly plug for the Sun.

    I just wish he’d post something else as well.

  380. 380
    Nelson says:

    Bit thin on tactics

  381. 381
    Anonymous says:

    Ric is, isnt he ? he`s like a broken record.(a very boring one)

  382. 382
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    The problem is that Stal!n killed off all the strong people in Russ!a. He even weakened his army so much through purging the officer corps that he gave H’itler a chance to defeat him.

    Russ!a was not fixed by him. Russ!a sucks and continues to suck.

    People see it different now as Russ!a has learned how to put together effective PR (Propaganda) which smooths many of the edges, but there should be no illusion that the country is anything but a corrupt shit hole full of criminal arse holes.

    Wait for their mask to slip next, and all will become clear ;-)

  383. 383
    Desperately yours says:

    Thanks for that input. Are you, too, addicted to smack, dear?

  384. 384
    David Cameron says:

    He was referring to you, pleb.

  385. 385
    Anonymous says:

    Did you tell someone, or do you just enjoy telling people how superior you are to have noticed ?

  386. 386
    An ex-hippy says:

    Ignore the tall thin spindly plants, which are male and contain very little THC. Go for the shorter, thicker females. (My God, that sounds like Handycock.)

  387. 387
    Anonymous says:

    The answer is no then, judging by that awful pome.

  388. 388
    Sir Percy-Thrower says:

    I was but then I discovered Diet Cola.

  389. 389
    Anonymous says:

    2 British soldiers torn to bits by IRA Animals when undercover at an IRA funeral.IN A CEMETARY. The maniacs dont even play fair.

  390. 390
    A passing Arab says:

    N — for what?

  391. 391
  392. 392
    PLOD says:

    we are scum and we are scum
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  393. 393
    Desperately yours says:

    You’ll get cancer, then. Do you think Ewaname will ever get unbanned from here, Prof?

  394. 394
    Anonymous says:

    What sort of parent would take out a loan because their kid told them to ?you have to wonder what circles Milliband moves in.

  395. 395
    Liberal Stoner says:

    So, man, that explains Sarah Teather. Heavy.

  396. 396
    I 'ate cΰnts says:

    Look up “dumb” in the fucking dictionary while you are at it cΰnt.

  397. 397
    Anonymous says:

    Did you see the picture of Norma and Cherie ? they seemed to be giving Justine the cold shoulder.

  398. 398
    Anonymous says:

    …says the straightest man EVER !!

  399. 399
    lazy, stupid, and corrupt says:

    The Spanish, as the other southern states of Europe, mostly like to go to sleep.

  400. 400
    Anonymous says:

    Alhough not as boring as the genius who uses David Camerons name, he goes back to being Ed Balls during the week.

  401. 401
    Sir Percy-Thrower says:

    The door is open for her to reappear. It needs a shift of collective will/s on the part of the blog drone/s.

  402. 402
    offorgan says:

    Make every illegal immigrant a candidate for organ donation, whether dead or alive, and privatise the organ donation industry.

    You’d find every one of the fuckers within a month.

  403. 403
    Desperately yours says:

    Sure. The drones don’t like it up them, though.

  404. 404
    1970s person says:

    70p? That’s almost 15 shillings!!! I could get lots of glasses of Tizer for that.

  405. 405
    Traitors don't like our flag says:

    You were lucky they were flying the union flag at all, it will probably be illegal next year.

  406. 406
    Ewaname is not the enemy, and I am not Ewaname says:

    Hi Petals. ** vomits **

    Un-ban Ewaname ?

    ** gasp **

    Maybe if she sucked hard…

    ** winks **

    …on the cock of human kindness. ** smirk **


    N E x x x

  407. 407
    EU Positive Spin Team Leader says:

    The envelope is behind the radiator, as usual.

  408. 408
    One-term Dave (dragging Britain to the grave) says:

    What’s the point of celebrating those who fell for our country when a c*nt like me is selling our country by the pound, every single fucking day?

  409. 409
    Sir Percy-Thrower says:

    That’s why drones are drones and Ewa_nme is Ew_anme.

  410. 410
    David, a Prime Minister says:

    lol @ 2227

  411. 411
    Literally not an Historian says:

    Historians are not what they were, it seems.

  412. 412
    Ow*en J*ones says:

    i have got a watch. SEE:

  413. 413
    Churchill's Underpants says:

    It would be nice if a few fucking Poles turned up, since it was our support of our “Polish Allies” that was the reason we went to fucking war.

  414. 414
    David, a Prime Minister says:

    Congrats on getting four hundredth, young man. You can take that chewing gum out when you reply to me.

  415. 415
    Sir Tim Berners-Lee says:

    Cünting little twat.

  416. 416
    journo says:

    Ah yes, the great bacon sarnie shortage of 1959!

  417. 417
    Cunting little Twat says:

    He loves replying to his own comments. He;sd somewhere up there ^

  418. 418
    Aethelred says:

    In which year did England actually start?

    It wasn’t 1066, that was the Norman invasion of Anglo-Saxon Britain.

  419. 419
    So fucking sad says:

    While he’s tinkering, I’m going to post a the same U-Bend/VEVO clip because I can.

  420. 420
    Tommy says:

    Handing Britain to the Jolly Jerries would be spiffing!

    Handing Britain to assorted cultists of muhammed or Afro pagans who think children needed to be tortured out of being witches is a different think entirely, you fucking daft c*nt.

  421. 421
  422. 422
    scarsegit says:

    calm down Cameron
    calm down

  423. 423
    James Pole's twatting Mother says:

    They should, DEFFO, unban Ewaname. My son’s a total dickhead but he’s allowed to spout his crap all over the internet. Fucking disappointment.

  424. 424
    just an idea says:

    say “Vote ukip get milliband”

    and get your fucking head kicked in

  425. 425
    Judicial Watch says:

    Saudis appear to be on a roll in dealing with their illegal immigrant problem. Teresa to note?

  426. 426
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:


  427. 427
    Jimmy says:

    “They are trying to get rid of their ‘maf!a’ government at the moment. Will be assets to the UK.”

    Indeed. They can help with ours.

  428. 428
    Man On Waterloo Bridge says:

    That ‘Gravatar’ was priceless. It spiced up an, otherwise, boring Compu-Serve-generation-dominated, politically-neutered, blah-blah, “I’m going to say something on this site” internet bollock from dominating the argument.

    Oh, how I wish I had something better to do.

  429. 429
    James Pole's twatting Mother says:


    It, almost, makes sense.

  430. 430
    BBC QT audiance unrepresentative says Farage says:

  431. 431
    Man On Waterloo Bridge says:

    I fancy some vegetable soup now.

  432. 432
    Joe Public & all Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    The following Public Information is very useful for everyone when contacting
    the HoC by post.

    When writing to any MP the address to use is:

    House of Charlatans
    SW1A 0AA

    Definition of CHARLATAN

    A charlatan (also called swindler or mountebank) is a person practicing quackery or some similar confidence trick in order to obtain money, fame
    or other advantages via some form of pretense or deception.


  433. 433
    Pile of Dogs Poo with one hundred flies taking turns to land on me says:

    I love Sally’s minge hairs stuck between my teeth and it gives her more pleasure than her little prick husband.

  434. 434
    English MP says:

    Quiet, I am trying to sleep.

  435. 435
    English MP says:

    I tried shagging a sheep once. Actually quite pleasant !

  436. 436
    Cardinal Biggles says:


  437. 437
    Full English Breakfast says:

    I have less than ten years to live then!

  438. 438
  439. 439
    Living in 98.11% white Merseyside says:

    Poor old Nige. He doesn’t like it up him.

    Glad people are learning how to deal with him.

  440. 440
    Abbot and Costello meet the killer Andy Burnham says:

    Don’t tell me you and anonymous hate c’unts, say no more, (coughs) benders!

  441. 441
    Abbot and Costello meet the killer Andy Burnham says:

    1. QT is unrepresentative and full of lefty c’unts.
    2. They’re coming. Lock your doors and windows.

  442. 442
    Man On Waterloo Bridge says:

    Êฌanme is two years ahead of the cùRvë and, therefore, she gets bannéÐ.

  443. 443
    Invasion alert says:

    I don’t believe this. They will probably bring their goats with them.

  444. 444
    Napoleon says:

    They were always troublesome in the Vendee.

  445. 445
    Alan Mullet says:

    Interestingly, though, I logged into disQus recently and was surprised at how seriously I took this shite. Very flowery use of the English language, one wouldn’t wonder.

  446. 446
    Winston says:

    Yanks and Soviets forced us to stitch them up

  447. 447
    Man On Waterloo Bridge says:

    Sir. Your moniker brings to mind images of a horse’s mudflap, Alan.

    Yeah, it’s all bollocks but, five years ago, was fun for a while.

  448. 448
    Abbot and Costello meet the killer Andy Burnham says:

    My advice to the Gibraltarians would be to start importing guns and to hide them away in the cliffs … because one of our governments will sell them down the river.

  449. 449
    Little Bo Peep says:

    Wow! Your incisive wit is truly dumb… founding me.

  450. 450
    For Fuck's Sake, Lads says:

    @ Bored

    Let’s not do the whole list at once, just a few titbits now and again.

    Pick a random day, say, 11th September 1649: Cromwell massacres 4,000 Irish in one day, at Drogheda.

    A War Crime.

    We can pick out more random days in due course. After all, there are 750 years’ worth to choose from.

  451. 451
    Joe Public & all Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    Whats that fcuking thing on An*drew’s head, look like a piece of detritus or
    one of Bru*cie’s early cast off’s that has copulated with something & this the
    end result………….

    A fcuking disaster for all to see…………..


  452. 452
    Little Bo Peep says:

    Concentric, ever decreasing until he disappears up his own fundament!

  453. 453
    albacore says:

    Ain’t it just one of the damnedest things
    Britons enslaved and ruled by Quislings
    Not laid low and defeated in war
    But duped out of all that went before?

  454. 454
    Little Bo Peep says:

    … and there was I thinking that brownings were/are machine guns or similar! Live and learn innit?

  455. 455
    A Hippo Potty Person says:


  456. 456
    Befnawl Grene says:

    Might have been a certain hippo – after all he is also from ‘ackney, innee?

  457. 457
    Befnawl Grene says:

    Ah those halcyon days! I well recall as a nipper standing shiveing outside the pub doors with a glass of cream soda and a bag of crisps while the adults were inside in the warm getting pissed.

  458. 458
    Befnawl Grene says:

    ** shivering

  459. 459
    Capt Birdshyte says:

    … purpose?

  460. 460
    A hundred and eeeeeeeeeeeeiiighhtttyyyyyy says:

    So Phil Taylor must also be in the frame then?

  461. 461
    Ann Illegible-Scribble (Ms) says:

    Whoever signed that letter is clearly a victim of the Liebore ejecashun system.

  462. 462
    Ann Illegible-Scribble (Ms) says:

    His daddy-in-law made threats (nude nudge).

    No wot ah mean ‘arry

  463. 463
    Ann Illegible-Scribble (Ms) says:

    Which nicely illustrates why much of Africa remains a basket case. The EU closed markets to many poor developing countries – just to keep them that way.

  464. 464
    Ann Illegible-Scribble (Madame) says:

    Before I knew better (ie before I learned a bit of French) I always pronounced that place as ‘Wipers’.

    Was I really the only one?

  465. 465
    Little Bo Peep says:

    That looks remarkably like the Balls’ calculator.

  466. 466
    Little Bo Peep's rooftop windmill says:

    This has to be a wind up, er, I mean wind up, er, I mean……

  467. 467
    Tinker Bell says:

    Does the talking clock also stop for this?

    ….. er, does the talking clock actually still exist?

    At the third stroke it will be…. ooh er, missus..

  468. 468
    Tinker Bell says:

    So, who is strongest Putin on the style or the Holygarks who seem to own half of London (and the whole of Cyprus too!)?

  469. 469
    Who knew? says:

    But the ‘sovereign’ was the one who signed us all away (including herself) to the Eurocommies.

  470. 470
    The awkward truth says:

    I can understand why many people would agree with that statement but it overlooks an important detail, namely that most of our politicians have been corrupted by greed to the point of being criminally insane. I grant you that it’s not them alone – someone has to tempt them, after all. The sad fact is that there’s big money to be made out of wars – if that were not so then they would rarely happen.

  471. 471
    Holly Oaks, Grangemouth Hill says:

    You’ve got one thing right, Mr McClusky, only zombies would vote for you.

  472. 472
    Mystic Smeg says:

    Is Cameron channelling you or are you channelling Cameron ?

  473. 473
    Ocean Fine Ants says:

    And how long will the bailing out go on for ?


    Here’s a clue : we put a lot of thought into our name.

  474. 474
    HEARDITALL says:

    If this is the start of a Breton independence movement everything must be done to encourage them.

  475. 475
    The Common Purpose stooge infesting no. 10 says:

    Open the Bombay doors and let the UK monsoon season begin.

  476. 476
    HEARDITALL says:

    There is NO greek government

  477. 477
    Michael Rennie says:

    His mother can’t have burped her baby properly.

  478. 478
    not-so-Silent Bob says:

    [ Thinks : Bloody hell, I’m bored’ ]

  479. 479
    Red Queen Syndrome says:

    Iy you were apolitician you would put it down to expenses and calim £, would you not , , !!!

  480. 480
    HEARDITALL says:

    The Spanish seem to be growing in confidence , expect soon an EU funded tribunal of some kind, issuing a load of waffle about’ Spanish territorial integrity’ or some such bollocks , Cameron will of course lap it up , some junior lickspittle will be appointed as temporary governor to preside over a flag lowering ceremony, Spanish flag raised over Gibraltar alongside EU rag, Cue- the Spanish national anthem ,followed by ode to joy,
    gushing speeches ‘welcoming in a new era of Anglo – Spanish co operation
    Humiliation complete ………..job done

  481. 481
    Un Marocaine says:

    Nous regardons ces evenements qui sont tres interessant. Peut etre nous demanderons le retour de Ceuta et Melilla

  482. 482
    Oleh says:

    Send ‘em a few jocks; they’ll know how to ‘progress’ matters.

  483. 483
    HEARDITALL says:

    Every time some Labour hag screams racist at Nigel Farage on Question Time it must rack up thousands of UKIP votes.
    Keep it up

  484. 484
    Anonymous says:

    If you think Farage lost that argument your IQ must be 98.11 or less!

  485. 485
    mum says:

    you’re not the messiah
    you’re a very naughty boy

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