November 8th, 2013

Westminster’s Longest Serving Press Officer Departs

He’s had the hardest jobs in politics for a decade but now UKIP head of press Gawain Towler is heading back to Brussels. He will also stand for election in 2014. Putting out fires since most other spinners were still at school, Towler dealt with fruitcakes, loonies and Nigel Farage on a daily basis for years. Westminster will be darker without his signature red trousers, and farewell to the cravat/bowler hat/tweed look. Towler was of course the face of UKIP’s “For Him” clothing range that included the dressing gown above.

Guido hopes internal politics are not at play here.

Farage and co are vulnerable without him.


  1. 1
    Malcolm Muggeridge says:

    I have never heard of this man.

    Is this an example of Friday afternoon journalism perhaps?

  2. 2
    David Cameron says:

    We need to invite more foreign criminals and terrorists into the country to bring anarchy and an end to capitalist society.

  3. 3
    Owen Jones says:

    What a handsome brute he is.

  4. 4
    Godfrey Bloom says:

    The last thing UKIP needs is some old Bufton Tufton type shooting his mouth off without thinking.

  5. 5
    Unemployed and skint from Birtley Colliery says:

    When I log onto this site I do not understand why there is an advert inciting me to do a Law Degree at the University of Washington.

    I would rather go ten miles down the road to the University of Durham thank you.

    This is how Socialism has ruined education and risks saddling you with debt for years to come if you can find a job paying a living wage

  6. 6
    Nicholarse Clegg says:

    Stop stealing LibDem policies, you bastard!

  7. 7
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Why is that then?

  8. 8
    Ken Clarke, the Jurassic old Fart, says:

    I think we should double immigration, close all the prisons and join the euro.

  9. 9
    Godfrey Bloom says:

    That’s my job!

  10. 10
    kmc says:

    Ah, he has the wild staring eyes of your friendly neighbourhood axe-murderer.

  11. 11
    Nigel Mirage says:

    Did anyone think I sounded a bit like Comical Ali on Question Time last night ?

  12. 12
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    Ken, Ken !! I wuv you XXXXX.

  13. 13
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Vote LibLabCon for more of the same:

    More EU
    More Mass Immigration
    More Green Energy Taxes
    More Defence Cuts
    More Foreign Aid
    More Political Correctness and State Controlled Press

    Vote UKIP for the cure :-)

  14. 14
    Guido new dress says:

    Time for the blog readers to decide how Guido shall dress when parading around Parliament.

    I propose a different outfit for every occasion.

    For Sunday, if Guido goes out, a Puritan outfit.

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    Bill Quango MP - 8 says:

    If you got a proper degree, say law, then you should have paid off your degree within 10 years, and have another 40 of double or triple or quadruple the average wage. A TRUE investment.

    If you opted for the candle making degree or the carpet fitting MA you will still be not much worse off as you’ll never earn enough to be able to pay back your loan and it will be written off.

    But you will be a lot less likely to own a new Porsche unless the scratchcard come up trumps.

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    Mr Jones. Main Street, Leek. says:


    Is it some geezer you met down the pub Geedo?

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    William Hague. says:

    Seems like a nice boy. I would wrestle with him in that gown any day.

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    fernando's pants says:

    A trawling woe.

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    Danny Casolaro. Now, there is a cryptic name.

  20. 20
    Lord Stansted says:

    Get adBlock+ and you’ll never see one of those “addie” thingies ever again

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    TJLS says:

    I work for the Greens in the European Parliament and have met Gawain on many occasions. He is a decent bloke who has been doing a brilliant job ‘behind the scenes’ for many years.

    Guido is right that he will be a massive loss. I wish him all the best for the future.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    No one in the UK has to “have a law degree” to know the law.

    I am self taught over the past twelve years – and there ain’t nothing like getting up in front of all the jumped up legal types [including the wigged brigade] and giving it to them verbally (and with a smug smile of course) – and without having to be suborned or craven under years of being indoctrinated through law school into never daring to throw the 5hit back at them – all acting out their contrived righteousness above the masses.

  23. 23
    UKIP R US says:

    UKIP policy list


    1. All persons on a terror watch list to be detained at new Galloway Bay high security facility. And given pink instead of orange jumpsuits to reduce martyr status.

    2. Any foreign criminal/terrorist seeking to take UK to court will be deported. They may still take their case to court, but from outside of our borders.

    3. A standard response to all ECHR requests will be published on the front of all EU newspapers. Along the lines “Your call is important to us and we will deal with your request as soon as we have dealt with the economy, crime, education, defence, welfare, pensions, taxation and everything that is more important…”

    In future a standard letter with similar will be sent.

    Ditto – Brussels

    4. Finally a new ‘what is reasonable’ law will be introduced. This is in fact the old laws we had before New Labour.
    An example of ‘reasonable’ would be – should a burglar with previous convictions face a longer sentence .? ..Yes
    If a man trips on a paving stone should the council pay compensation – yes, but capped at actual, not theoretical losses incurred – ie – A scuffed shoe. Bruise on the shin. Feeling a bit of a charlie in public – £8.50 + £10 for hurt feelings.

  24. 24
    Bill Quango MP - 8 says:

    Not sure its wise of you to mention on here that you work for The Greens. Not the most popular party.

    Might be better if you just lie and say you were Jimmy Saville’s PA.

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    Bill Quango MP - 8 says:

    What are your views on domestic servants, Godfrey?

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    Jaw jaw jaw says:


    We did think 60% of the audience being overwhelmingly anti-Nigel, pro immigration was unlikely to be a true reflection of the views of the people of Boston.

    30-70 would be more likely. 20 -80 probably closer.

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    As Mr Hirst demonstrated, to do well in law one needs luck, a severe personality defect and a bent Judge.

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    Lord Stansted says:

    No, but everyone else sounded like a BBC plant.

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    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  30. 30
    nellnewman says:

    Why was the QT audience made up of unite members and other like minded souls?

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    Bill Quango MP - 8 says:

    Just an example BW. Astro physicist. Biochemical engineer. Doctor. Dentist. Accountant. Even HR pays a good wage for the top people.
    or go to a good uni and study English. All counts.

    Just saying, pick a degree that isn’t going to be a complete dog.

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    Lord Stansted says:

    +many many many voters – that’s what the Tories (and Labour! – the LibDems are out of it for a generation) are beginning to fear. Good!

  33. 33
    The Green Knight says:

    Gawain? Gawain!

  34. 34
    Blowing Whistles says:

    So … back to what I was pondering over an hour or so ago…

    I was pondering about Pensions. There’s a subject dear to every persons heart.

    If anything it is the MP’s and their fellow ilk who should be the last to have their pensions protected in gilded fashion above all others.

    It should be the public who come first in the pecking order – Why?

    Because it would make them concentrate on making sure that they get their money after we get ours.

    So why is the system slanted in their favour; surely it makes them complacent from the off as in “I’m first and I’m alright Jack”?

    It would further encourage them to make and even legislate under law that all the pension fund holders take damned good care of the funds, wouldn’t it Mr NAPF and Mr M. A. N. Y. Others?

    It makes better sense that the public come first and that the public servants are thus encouraged to strive for their piece of the cake from the leftovers.

  35. 35
    Pre-Moderation Is A Bitch says:

    I refer the Honorable Gentleman to the answer I gave a few moments ago…

    A bit odd that old fat boy Guido has chosen to ignore THE political story of the day, namely Mr Nigel Farage and his triumphant question time appearance last night. Is it because Guido is basically paid by the Tories and their shady backers?
    If it wasn’t for the Telegraph running the story of how brave Mr Farage stood up to the menopausal Ann@ S0ubry and her frankly insane rants about !mmigration. Even if I put a link to the story in this comment Guido pre-moderates it, this is the third time of trying to post this comment!
    Weird Guido, years ago you would have run about three different angles on this story and kept up with reaction, instead you choose to push pro-government propaganda like the good little irrelevant drone you have become. I’m no fan of UKIP or any fucking politician before all you trolls start calling me a leftie or some such wanky insult.

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    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Agree with you. But communitarian ideology does not.

  37. 37
    Dave "Butch" Cameron says:

    When Miley Cyrus is naked & licks a hammer it’s “art” and “music”.. but when I do it, I’m “wasted” and “have to leave Home Depot”

  38. 38
    David Cameron's new pet dog: Spunker ! says:

    Woof !

  39. 39
    Anonymous says:

    I’ll have a go. here goes…


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    john in cheshire says:

    From my exchanges with Mr Towler, he seems like one of the good guys.

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    Godfrey Bloom says:

    Aha, trick question. It’s for the wife to make arrangements for the cooking and cleaning!

  42. 42
    Cameron/Clegg/Miliband says:

    (Prior to election)

    That’s an excellent idea. If you vote for LibLabCon, we give you a totally 100% guarantee that we’ll put your suggestion into law. We’ll make it our #1 manifesto commitment.

    We absolutely promise we’ll do that.

    No, seriously, we will. We’ll do that. Yes.

    (After the election)
    Right, we’ve won. Great. Manifesto into bin.. done.. great, now let’s borrow shitloads of money and increase immigration.

  43. 43
    Trotsky's Ice pick says:

    Mr Towler has enough skeletons in his Art Cupboard to start a Marimba band. Chocolate penises anyone? Guido you really ought to research better as should the press – they will run with this one. Old news yes but very very weird even for the Brits.

  44. 44
    BBC Leftwit says:

    Unite? Nay, they’ve all got their Equity Card – we had to bus them in as the locals in Boston were all horribly reactionary and waaycist.

  45. 45
    Anonymous says:

    …and another one on the subject of Farage and last night’s QT; though this one’s written by one of the telegraph’s political correspondents, as opposed to the article, above, which is written by the man himself.


  46. 46
    Dave Cameron's cost-of-living helpline says:

    Drafts from open doors lower the temperature in your home and increase your heating costs dramatically – deeply troubling for many people struggling to make ends meet this winter. To keep your mansion lovely and snug throughout the winter months, simply confine your servants to their quarters when they’re not on duty. With your home’s exterior doors firmly locked, your heating costs will be reduced significantly.

  47. 47
    HEARDITALL says:

    Move away from Birtley!

  48. 48
    UKIP Voter says:

    Got in a bit late, but hear hear, vote UKIP and fuck the lib/lab/con

  49. 49
    Benjie Zachybachy, QT leftie says:

    yeh mon

  50. 50
    nigel the marvellous says:

    Benjamin you comb dodger, do you have dread locks on your external doors? 5 lever of course.

  51. 51
    UKIP Voter says:

    Best post that’s why we are all going UKIPing. May well get another bunch of self serving Hunts. But why keep voting for the same shit every term.

  52. 52
    Ma­qb­oul says:

    I always found it difficult to distinguish between the dull, feeble minds of the extreme left and the extreme right. Their policies were so similar that one could barely pass a fag paper between the differences. Many years before it was easy – it was only the extreme right which hated the Chosen Ones but not now. The extreme left are even more anti-semitic than their national socialist cousins.

    So what to do?

    Sexual preferences. The far righties tend to be closet wooftahs. Martin “Sweetie” Webster and that ilk. The lefties tend to be wimmin rapists. But in denial, if the shenanigans at the SWP are anything to go by.

    Nuttin to do with this blog above. Just sayin like.

  53. 53
    Guido hopes internal politics are not at play here. says:

    Who cares what you hope, ffs?

    Pompous twat.

    Literally, three people that matter have heard of this Minny-Mouse blog, you dickhead.

    One of them was “Old Holborn”, and he’s on the run from The Daily Mail Trollerazzi, so that leaves two of us.

  54. 54
    The Byrds says:

    Was Benjie eight miles high last night?

  55. 55
    Old Hal says:

    Not many outside the bubble have. “Farage and co are vulnerable without him” I thought Nigel Farage was his own one man publicity machine for the UKIP, outside Farage very few in the normal world out side politics, yes it does excist, very few could name anyone prominent in UKIP

  56. 56
    Damien McBride says:

    And no one knows or cares who the fuck you are. So that just leves me.

  57. 57
    Old Hal says:

    For Sunday I propose that he wears full Tudor rig complete with tights, my he would turn some eyes, especially Owen Jones. Puritan garb was after Fawkes commited suicide by juming off the scaffold besides Old Guido is suppose to be RC (of convenience)

  58. 58
    Jack the Ripper says:

    The photo might be Jeremy Brett as Sherlock Holmes.

  59. 59
    Lord Prezza says:

    I have a rather fat under butler who lies across the main doors and makes a wonderful draught excluder.

  60. 60
    Роdісерs says:

    That is because the extreme left and the ‘extreme right’ are virtually the same. ‘Extreme right’ is a name invented by the extreme left for splinter groups that have broken away from the extreme left, such as the Νаzis, and are hated as only heretics can be hated. The actual far right was a lot of old gents in tweed suits who have been dead for decades.

  61. 61
    English patriot says:

    Is anyone else here disgusted by the sentence on the brave marine accused of ‘executing’ a taliban shit? If anyone needs to be prosecuted for these kind of cluster-fuck battlefield incidents, it’s the gut-wrenching politicians who sent them out there. Step forward “Dr.” (puke) John reid, David Cameron, Geoff Hoon, Phil Hammond and the rest of this motley parade.

  62. 62
    Billie Botty says:


    I told him that three years ago didnt I guido ?

  63. 63
    Billie Boredom is The Grossest Bumpile, EVER !! says:

    What sentence guido ?

  64. 64
    Ed Miliband says:

    Crisis, I need another crisis, get me a crisis.

  65. 65
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    I thought it was Blair and Brown. Are you a BBC journalist that cannot recall the years between 1998 to 2010?

  66. 66
    Another nail in Camoron's coffin says:

    “Brig Bill Dunham, deputy commandant general of the Royal Marines, said what the court had heard was “a truly shocking and appalling aberration”.

    “It should not have happened and it should never happen again.”

    “He said: “The Naval Service takes seriously its responsibilities to train its sailors and marines in the standards of conduct applicable to combat operations on land, at sea and in the air.”

    It trains its sailors and marines to kill terrorists.

    That’s what this guy did.

    Prison? Give the guy a medal.

  67. 67
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    The marine is a scapegoat. No one believes that this was an isolated case.

  68. 68
    all the exstaff from NoW says:

    Who is damien mcbride? Wanker

  69. 69
    One-term Dave says:

    No problemo!

    I’ll think up a dozen over the weekend.

    Hey – how about me inviting 2.5 million Roma into the country in 7 weeks’ time?

    Will that do?


    Tally ho!

  70. 70
    Guido Fawkes says:

    Some wayward arsehole, who happened to be serving in HM armed forces, just received thirty years with hard labour for blowing some other human’s brains out at point blank range, Billie.

  71. 71
    Gordon Brown says:

    You called?

  72. 72
    Billie Boredom is The Grossest Bumpile, EVER !! says:

    Oh OK .

    Lifes a gas and the murderer was probably more suited to unblocking drains or picking strawberries , wasnt he giuDo ?

  73. 73
    Slipper says:

    He is a murderer.

    Whether he is alone or not is irrelevant: he is guilty of murder and should be punished with at least a suspended sentence and a couple of hours community work.

  74. 74
    One-term Dave says:

    Get stuffed you little oik!

    I promised to reduce your debt and then doubled it! I promised to reduce your government’s immigration and instead I increased it!

    If the nation wants a calamity, I’m the man, as they say! Gufff- haw haw haw haw haw!

    Toodle pip!

  75. 75
    Slipper says:

    He had his brains in his chest?

  76. 76
    Роdісерs says:

    Nevertheless, it needs repeating from time to time.

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    Another nail in Camoron's coffin says:

    A bit harsh!

    How about he sits on the naughty step ..

    .. for up to two minutes until a Rolls Royce whisks him off to any nightclub that catches his fancy?

  79. 79
    One-term Dave says:

    Don’t worry – I’m simply the worst Prime Minister in Britain’s history, I’m a complete móng and I’ll be toast in May 2015.

    Jolly super spiffing!

  80. 80
    Das Kultur says:

    Zephaniah is a tame characature these days.

  81. 81
    Guido Fawkes says:

    Yes, Billie. Reading this blog’s commenter year after, endless, year has, literally, dulled my intelligence and zest for life.
    How has it been for you?

  82. 82
    Joe says:

    What no Youtube videos now Guido?

  83. 83
    Billie Boredom is The Grossest Bumpile, EVER !! says:

    About the same but slightly better gudough

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    The Punishment That Fits the Crime says:

    I’d have had him down for an arduous poetry reading and a nice cup of tea

  85. 85
    fernando's pants says:

    A batman onesie….

  86. 86
    Marmite says:

    Toast is useful

  87. 87
    fernando's pants says:

    Fawkes has fucked off to the pub, on his return he doesn’t want to see his site riddled with vids of our Nige on QT…..

  88. 88
    Steaming Turd with one hundred flies taking turns to land on me says:

    Fuck off Gordon, you know I prefer my own company.

  89. 89
    Londoner says:

    Silly boy. Its the freedom to post while he’s in his cups that makes this site worth visiting.

  90. 90
    Blowing Whistles says:

    For those who ‘know’ – I have as a mere member of the public made monkeys out of some of the most bent and eminent legal shysters; who have their pompous heads firmly wedged up their posteriors – and I have done it in front of them in the highest courts in this land – England, Wales and Scotland AND THEY KNOW IT.

  91. 91
    Londoner says:

    That’s pretty well the same with the Tories and Labour. The genral public find both parties’ front benches to be unmemorable pygmies.

  92. 92
    Are you a homosexual negroid, like Billie? says:

  93. 93
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Ughh do excuse me Bill Q but of your list – I think you can forget Accountants – they are co-conspirators with the legal trade and the politicos who are and have been a party to the robbing and thieving from the public for FUCKING DECADES!

    Tip: Try the model Cameron Russell and ICAS.

  94. 94
    Are you a homosexual negroid, like Billie? says:

    Get a job.

  95. 95
    nellnewman says:


    Fuck off.

  96. 96
    Londoner says:

    No thanks. There is nothing wrong with having jobs, of course. I employ people who have jobs. But I would rather be free.

  97. 97
    Blowing Whistles says:

    H/T 2 KGM for his incisive hammering of the seriously mentally challenged Mark of the Negev desert rats tonight.

    Wow – skewered like a rat in the corner and nowhere to run – save to squeal out but, but, but be fearful …

    Transcript already made for future references.

  98. 98
    visi009 says:

    this site used to be worth visiting

  99. 99
    visi009 says:

    Ha ha. Keep posting crap you’ve gleaned from Google

  100. 100
    Londoner says:

    Sure. I remember when nostalgia was much better than this.

  101. 101
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Ep – Please assess that you have not become an excuse merchant for Tony Bliar and his lying f-wit attack dog Alistaire in the soup.

    Do you think that for one minute that Bliar and his mobster mates or even Chilcot give a flying fuck about any individual marine or soldier while they make themselves very very rich off of the backs of the pawns they used?

  102. 102
    Anonymous says:

    True freedom is rather scary. It’s difficult to know what to do with it.

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    Steve Smith says:

    I read it all the time you opinionated muppet

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    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP says:

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    Funny show says:

    Godfrey Bloom on Have I Got News For You right now. Likeable bloke.

  107. 107
    Miglet says:

    Head towards Glastonbury. The people there might be able to help you. I’ll Google the coordinates to you, if you need them.


  108. 108
    Edward Davey, eco-fascist says:

    I am abolishing the kWh on citizen’s electric bills.

    Instead, all bills must give consumption in the number of drowned baby polar bears. This will show the horrendous impact on the sea ice of global warming and encourage evil power users to sit in the dark and cold.

    The average household uses 30 drowned baby polar bears. Disgraceful!

  109. 109
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Nell – that isn’t the kinda language I know u to use. You have berated me many a time for using such colloquial English – have you taken some blinkers off?

  110. 110
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Well it seems after looking around the blogs and news papers today the Question Time program last night was quite an eye opener for many.

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    Living in 98.11% white Merseyside says:

    Poor old Nige.

  112. 112
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Surely he doesn’t take it up the back door passage as well – spare us! – are there any who are not faggot PC entrapped obummers?

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    Living in 98.11% white Merseyside says:

    Poor old Nige. I felt a bit sorry for him last night.

  114. 114
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The LibLabConners – appear to only like the al Gore kinda inconvenient truths and not the actual truth. Still that’s cognitive dissonance for yeu.

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    Funny show says:

    Bloom’s taken all the jokes with good humour and even had some applause.

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    The tally man says:

    Moral of the story is that if you are going off a wounded camel jockey then dont film it, can you imagine the paras doing in those yank mercs in the Falklands whipping out their handy cam to record it for posterity? No witnesses and no cameras and no bragging about it afterwards.

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    Normal Guy says:

    His knowledge of the anal insertion techniques used by mincing actors was a tad in-depth for my liking.

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    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:


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    Reality says:

    Who exactly gives a fuck about the Afghans ?

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    Messed Up says:

    Mankini, with a H’arry C’ole loin cloth.

  121. 121
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Didn’t one of those loony axe murderers recently win prisoners the right vote and defeat the government in Europe ?

    He did once tell W’arsi to ‘fuck off’ – constructively. That commands a little respect.

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    The Mists of Time says:

    I have read around that rumour and think it has something of the status of an urban myth

  123. 123
    Mr Obvious says:

    The Afghans

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    Slyman Huge, Senior Cockroach says:

    No, that’s ‘back door fumbling’.

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    PotPol says:

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    fernando's pants says:

    It’s a ‘Putin Pose’ if ever i saw one…

  127. 127
    Jeremy Vinyl, BBC says:

    Here you go, guys. We, at the Beeb, simply love this tune and, if you right-wing drones choose to turn it up to eleven, you may, too, learn to love everything that moves.

  128. 128
    U2 may learn to love ..... says:

    Studio version gives the ‘Stevie Wonder’ Moog more prominence –

  129. 129
    Jacko says:

    Who’s bad?

  130. 130
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m mad!

  131. 131
    Joe says:

    Oh, the posting of YouTube videos is back then?

  132. 132
    WoRaft Chihuahua says:

    Now I feel obliged to watch it on youtube. Barely 30 seconds in and I am spitting as Stumblebum describes Vickeh as having been imprisoned for taking her husband’s speeding points, and smirking as if this means she is not a serious criminal. Oi, Dimbleby, perverting the course of justice is very serious. It’s like when Maxine Carr provided a false alibi for Huntley. Obviously he thinks that the law only applies to stupid and shallow young women who lie about the GCSEs; it doesn’t count when it is done by people old enough and rich enough to know better.

    I don’t know whether to take m’tablets or a strong drink. Not supposed to mix them.

  133. 133
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Good to know that so many are so effing scared to throw dirt at the Israelis – YOU FUCKING HEADLESS CHICKENS.

  134. 134
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP says:


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    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    The so called bravery of Col H – is a big fat lie – he was a loose canon and tried to force many to go ‘over the top’ just to be taken out in a duck-shoot. The us had their faked up baseball / footy bloke – made up to be something he was not as well.

  137. 137
    Samantha Cameron's father says:


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    The Loony Left says:

    Danger ??? THIS is the real danger.

  139. 139
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Don’t mention “axe murderers” it might make the NSA or GCHQ look at which pig gang of drug runners murdered Daniel Morgan and some other connections to the SWPigs. How come the NSA and GCHQ don’t come to the rescue of the public when the elite ranks are caught with their pants down?

  140. 140
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The audience are drawn [picked] from what “The BBC” – “perception and belief” of – a cross section of the public are and not what is reality.

  141. 141
    Billie Botty-BØwden says:

    Its nice isnt it Giudo ? Breaks up the drival

  142. 142
    Poof-Finder General says:

    Just by looking at him though you know he’s one.

  143. 143
    Guido Fawkes (in blue) says:

    That’s easy for you to say, Billie Botty; You don’t have to read every cùnting comment this twerp writes.

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    EIGHT HUNDRED QUID A BOTTLE. Chuktastic says:

  145. 145
    Billie Botty-BØwden says:

    Oh OK guiders . I sometimes help out here rarely visit this site does I ?

  146. 146
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Humanism is Satanism.

  147. 147
    The National Debt says:

    MPs salaries and expenses are paid for with money borrowed from your grandchildren.

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    JadedJean says:

    The fatal flaw (or subterfuge if one is a cynic) in Libertarian anarchism, as I see it, is that it has a core assumption that inequality is correctable through environmental (market) forces. This is usually translated into education and distribution of wealth according to principles of social justice. The problem, however, is that diversity is not plastic in this short-term sense, as it is biological, and all but immutable (although entire populations can slowly change biologically as Mao kept reminding people). That’s why ‘free market’ is just a euphemism for Natural Selection (Adam Smith was unaware of this force), and sadly, across our Liberal-Democracies (from here to Japan), it has just amounted to economic predation upon the weak. This, I suggest, is why the so-called wealth gap has opened up so much over the past four decades, whilst at the same time, ability gaps have not been closed, despite much effort.

    This is not making the case for 1920s style communism as in the post revolutionary USSR (which in my view was just transitional anarchism which replaced the status quo with another self-interested group). What came later at the end of the 20s and in the 1930s was much more like what Britain tried to establish after WWII, I suggest, and both were later brought down by anarchists (free-market advocates). To make any form of socialism work (and by that I mean the British not Marxist conception of socialism) one needs to put far more effort/work into sustaining a public sector, and to do that requires sound biological population management.

    Only China has gone any way towards effectively achieving that, and so, I suggest, we should be looking to China for a model. Sooner or later, I suspect, that will happen.

  149. 149
    Biased, Stage-Managed TV says:

    Dimbleby has been perverting the course of justice for eons.

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    Guido Fawkes (in blue) says:

    How many times have you visited your poxy site today, Billie?

  151. 151
    fernando's pants says:

    So what’s the score if you’re a right wing atheist…?

  152. 152
    Billie Boredom is The Grossest Bumpile, EVER !! says:

    Oh i dont know – two maybe three hundred times gudio . You and yours ?

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    Politics 101 says:

    “The fatal flaw (or subterfuge if one is a cynic) in Libertarian anarchism, as I see it, is that it has a core assumption that inequality is correctable through environmental (market) forces”

    No. That is not the central core of Libertarian Anarchism. It isn’t even a periferal concern of Libertarian Anarchism.

    Go and read a book.

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    Guido Fawkes (in blue) says:

    9,437 times.

  155. 155
    Lord Billie Baden-Powell says:

    Is that whywere your number 1 , dear guiodo ?

  156. 156
    The Pork Sword of Justice says:

    Soubry and Maria Miller are so like NuLabia harridans they might as well cross the floor.

  157. 157
    Ροdiceps says:

    The word ‘borrowed’ suggests that there is an intention to return it. There isn’t. I suggest ‘confiscated in advance’.

  158. 158
    The Pork Sword of Justice says:

    Ha ha ha – credibility out the door immediately.

    Bill didn’t go far enough – might as well be Gary Glitter’s childminder.

  159. 159
    The Pork Sword of Justice says:

    And when Tatiana does it in the Windmill Mike Hancock forks over £500 and they disappear into the night together.

  160. 160
    Lard Presc'unt says:

    This is an impostor – I only have the trimmest East European girls doing domestic duties at Prescott Towers. Most have such bad dentistry they can fit my chipolata through the gap in their front teeth.

    Aye up lass – come and honk on this!!!

  161. 161
    Everyone in Westminster says:

    From, for by, through, on behalf of, on the back of, against…

    Who cares about prepositions. We don’t. We only care about living high on the hog at someone else’s expense.

  162. 162
    U-Drone says:

    get a life

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    HEARDITALL says:

    Socialism stinks in ANY form , i refer you to the gulags, the murderous shootings on the Berlin Wall throughout the 1970s,the Chinese Cultural Revolution,the massacre in Tienemen Square the killing fields of Cambodia ,the Katyn massacres,The Ukranian famine in the 1930s , the list is endless!
    Just why do you admire the stinking cesspit so much ? I suggest you buy yourself a one way ticket to North Korea and stay there.

  164. 164
    HEARDITALL says:

    What about the future of the Western European WHITE race ?

  165. 165
    gird says:

  166. 166
    HEARDITALL says:

    Thank you ,it is always assumed that both atheists and republicans are creatures of the left this is not so, I consider myself to be both.
    I have nothing but contempt for that ecolunatic Prince Bloody Charles and his mother who has signed away our rights and freedoms to the EU.
    As for that other imbecile in Canterbury with his medieval superstitions and Mumbo – jumbo religion , what more is there to say.

  167. 167
    Nurse Jackie says:

    Time for you lithium suppository Mr JadedJean.

  168. 168
    Seriously says:

    WTF is THAT?

  169. 169
    HEARDITALL says:


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    HEARDITALL says:


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    Not on the BBC says:

  172. 172
    Stubble Buster says:

    I see she is still having trouble with the razor rash. There’s a guy in Jermyn Street who could sell her a tube of something for that.

  173. 173
    Ροdiceps says:

    In C.S. Lewis’s _Perelandra_, when the hero Ransom was confronted by the ‘Un-Man’ — Professor Weston possessed by the Devil — and the ‘Un-Man’ smiled at him, the smile was so horrible that Ransom fainted. When he recovered, ‘it came into his mind that in certain old philosophers and poets he had read that the mere sight of the devils was one of the greatest among the torments of Hell. It had seemed to him till now merely a quaint fancy. And yet (as he now saw) even the children know better: no child would have any difficulty in understanding that there might be a face the mere beholding of which was final calamity. The children, the poets, and the philosophers were right. As there is one Face above all worlds merely to see which is irrevocable joy, so at the bottom of all worlds that face is waiting whose sight alone is the misery from which none who beholds it can recover. And though there seemed to be, and indeed were, a thousand roads by which a man could walk through the world, there was not a single one which did not lead sooner or later either to the Beatific or the Miserific Vision.’

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    Jimmy says:

    It’s pretty bad if even tories think you’re racist.

  175. 175
    Romans 15:13 says:

    Now the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace in believing, that ye may abound in hope, through the power of the Holy Ghost.

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    Fruitcakes And Pantaloonies says:

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    A hairy fairy says:

    I have seen videos of army snipers hidden lying in wait for hours on end and then when some taliraghead or other comes across the end of the road 600 yards away, he gets blown to smithereens from afar in about half a second.

    So WTF is the difference between killing one of them from 600 yards or less than 6 yards? Isn’t that what these guys are supposed to be there for?

    That brave marine fellow deserves a medal and the fuckwits who brought the prosecution should be enlisted to serve on the front line themselves – pour encourager les autres. Had it been the other way round the tallymen would have probably chopped his head off very slowly with a blunt spoon.

    Maybe it is time the marines and other service personnel mounted a tiny tiny mutiny to make the point to the bleeding hearts and armchair warriors. Service wives need to mount a vociferous campaign against this sort of cretinousness.

  178. 178
    Une cuisiniere says:

    The stale toast in this household goes through the blender to make crusty breadcrumbs.

    Anybody got a 6ft mincer they are not using for the next month or two?

  179. 179
    Une cuisiniere says:

    … and dangerous. Don’t forget the dangerous bit.

  180. 180
    Une cuisiniere says:

    Basic physics old chap. The Antarctic is at the bottom of the world and every schoolboy knows that cold air sinks, thus encouraging new ice formation, while hot air rises. It is the rising hot air from all the ecoloons that is causing the north pole ice to shrink.

  181. 181
    Not East Londoner says:

    Hackney voters have a lot to answer for. Maybe one day some sort of education will manage to reach these outer regions of Londonistan and bring baubles and joy to the natives. Meanwhile, don’t go out after dark….

  182. 182
    Quiz night says:

    Just seen a lefty female legal beagle on the telly name of Sarah Harman.

    Any relation?

  183. 183
    Lord Mooncrater says:

    They already have.

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    HEARDITALL says:

    If you ever hear of a young man contemplating joining any of the armed services you must do all you can to dissuade him.
    The slimy politicians will betray him at the drop of a hat to kiss muslim arse in order to scrape up a few votes in Tower Hamlets or Bradford.
    Even worse in many respects are the senior officers, who ,since the Blair years
    have been transformed into politicised lickspittles only too concerned about their own careers to give a stuff about their men.
    And as for the treacherous Royal Military Police those scumbags are totally beneath contempt.

  185. 185
    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    I watched a TV program on shipbuilding once. It was riveting stuff.

  186. 186
    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    Jaded Jean has a point (not the bollocks about socialism, which will never work for the simple reason that it rewards failure and idleness and penalises achievement and hard work) about population control. We should start in this country by stopping any more net immigration. That can only be achieved by voting UKIP. The other parties are full of nutters and liars who irrationally ignore all the damage that overpopulation creates in areas such as schools, housing, transport, energy and water supply.

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    The tally man says:

    I say there follow me chaps, tally ho eh what? And Tommy mutters after you Rodney!

    What a twat, all they had to do was wait while a Harrier GR3 popped over with a cluster bomb to show the other side what was waiting for them.

  188. 188
    The tally man says:

    Yes its all a myth, it didnt happen.

  189. 189
    The tally man says:

    Why we are losing? Soldiers cannot operate under the conditions set by human rights lawyers now, the aim is to tie the hands of our troops to the extent they become effectively useless moving targets for the enemy and too frightened of criminal charges to fight. Its all going according to plan, a common purpose to destroy the armed forces.

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    Head tilt alert says:

    That ad comes across as nothing but smug, patronising, self righteous bollox.

  191. 191
    HEARDITALL says:

    The god of hope can kiss my arse!

  192. 192
    HEARDITALL says:

    EU paid thugs no doubt

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    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Not true! There was a right old barney on the Oprah Show, er, I mean Steven Nolan on Radio Bloke last weekend between Edwina Currie and a couple of barristers who brandished stats saying that the Temple was ankle deep in barrister suicides due to poverty!

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    Yasmin Alibi Brown Sauce says:

    Well, unlike all the other races and ethnicities on the planet, white people are not allow to think in terms of an identity. That would be waycyst or something.

    Instead, it’s better to goad and guilt them into taking some rootless universalist view of the world. That way they won’t complain or even realise they are being marginalized and ethnically displaced.

    Clever innit?

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    fed-up in britain says:

    the soldeir who sent the taliban shit on his way give him a bloody medal.and the selfish high elite blimp in the army. that old Hunt needs a spell infront -line duty service. the old bastard should be shot for his help a taliban shite. i am ashamed to be british.

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    Kazak says:


  197. 197
    HEARDITALL says:

    MOUSTACHE WAX available at Trumpers

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    English patriot says:

    In any other walk of so-called English life, when such “accidents” occur, Health and Safety kicks in, bosses are held to account and “systems set in place” to avoid such things happening again (but they do). The man responsible for this killing is “Dr.” John Reid and his running dogs, and if life in the slammer is an option, then you can fucking step forward, sporran bollocks

  199. 199
    Anonymous says:

    You very rarely (if ever) hear the truth from the professionals re their pay and conditions ! Its actually becoming quite funny, Doctors, Barristers,Farmers,Police officers, Firefighters,Nurses,Teachers etc etc.Their leaders regularly predict carnage if this or that reform goes ahead.In reality things just go on as usual as they are all well paid and just protecting their interests!

  200. 200
    This or That Woman says:

    I have read your link and viewed your website. The articles you display show retarded, unstable, mentally defective semi literate cretins who are in awe of the intellect of UKIP spokespeople. If you had a Gawain you would be dangerous, You however have cretins which makes you toxic and avoidable.

  201. 201
    kitler says:

    If soldiers kill their enemies they will be prosecuted by the army but if health professionals kill their patients they get promoted by the NHS.

  202. 202
    Old Hal says:

    I say old boy, I notice the % majority of whites keeps dropping is that Londonistan relocating to relocate folks from Londonistan.

  203. 203
    Old Hal says:

    Sounds revolting

  204. 204
    Mutiny on the Bounty Bar says:

    Your comment reinforces those made ^^^^ up there.

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    The Pork Sword of Justice says:

    Whereas if Labour think you’re racist it’s largely meaningless

  206. 206
    Truthteller says:

    Zac Goldsmith on Keiser Report spoke a lot of sense, more than the majority of troughers in the HOP.

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    Trotsky's Ice Pick says:

    Ten thousand hear hears.

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    Trotsky's Ice Pick says:

    It’s self worship actually. Pardon me while I sharpen myself for another act of bravery.

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    Cast iron guarentee that Dave will be a one term PM says:

    Nice try Guido but Daves Conservative party are still shit and are going to hemorrhage tens of thousands of otes to UKIP. Vote UKIP !

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    Anonymous says:

    Immigration, maybe more than any other issue, neatly illustrates the enormous gulf between politicians and the poor saps who vote for them. On last night’s Question Time, Tory minister Anna Soubry denounced Ukip’s Nigel Farage for having the gall to question the wisdom of open borders: “You do not talk facts,” Soubry told Farage. “You talk prejudice. That’s what you talk. You scaremonger and you put fear in people’s hearts.” What she misunderstands is that the fear was in the people’s hearts long before Ukip ever even mentioned immigration. Folks are worried about the consequences of having a porous border – and reasonably so.
    There is a illegitimate and a legitimate way to talk about immigration. The illegitimate path is the racist one, the terror that hordes of cheap plumbers are going to swamp Britain, steal our women, yada yada yada. The idea is offensive and irrational. The vast majority of immigrants are hardworking and law-abiding; many want to provide for their families back East and have no intention of making a permanent home here. These isles have absorbed wave after wave of immigration and only been enhanced by them – culturally and economically.
    But there are legitimate concerns about the impact of unrestricted immigration based upon the specific circumstances that we find ourselves in today. Consider the explosive combination of factors. 1) Much of Europe is in recession. 2) Britain’s economy is growing but wages are low, which privileges immigrants prepared to work for less rather than natives struggling with a rising cost of living. 3) Our universal welfare state is open to all and asks very few questions about who gets what. In short, the British people might still be living in a state of austerity but our meagre resources remain very attractive to newcomers, creating enormous competition over jobs and fresh strains on our services. It’s true that new migrants generate wealth, but that can be offset by what they take from the Treasury – a point that pro-immigration studies tend to hide but which my colleague, Tim Wigmore, has teased out in this excellent blog. And because numbers are so irregularly counted we can never have a true picture of the cost. The EU itself estimates there are around 600,000 economically inactive Europeans migrants in the UK right now. These people aren’t necessarily unemployed adults, but students, children, the sick or retirees are all still able to claim some sort of benefit.
    Beyond the economics, there’s the points of principle. Voters don’t understand why we agreed to open our borders to unrestrained EU immigration in the past decade, why those borders are so under-managed, or why the last Labour government actually went in search of immigrants to fill vacancies. In the 21st century, many feel that the power of the individual has been reduced by rogue banks, intrusive governments and faceless corporations that can kill entire industries over night. The sense of a loss of sovereignty adds to that sense of being alienated from your own country; that things are changing too rapidly, there’s no control over anything, that MPs act in the interests of anyone but their own constituents. The last point is vital. Members of Parliament are elected to represent the people of Leeds, Edinburgh or Cardiff – not Poland, Romania or Bulgaria. Democratic accountability is in flux.
    But all of this is purely academic if liberals won’t even allow us to have a conversation about immigration. Soubry’s attack on Farage is a classic example of shutting the debate down by crying “racist”. The narrative is (and it was invoked a lot on Question Time last night) that the Right starts by raising questions about border policing and ends by erecting a Third Reich – as if Nigel Farage were an Adolf Hitler in training. The proposition is obviously an insult to Farage but also an insult to the intelligence of the audience and to those voters with entirely justified fears about access to jobs, housing and NHS beds. If mainstream politicians aren’t allowed to discuss this in a mature manner then some people will turn to illegitimate, genuinely racist parties to make their voice heard. That’s not a threat – it’s a word of warning about an awful possibility that everyone on the rational Right desperately wants to avoid.

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    Micky P says:

    whos gonna suck me cock now the fun police in casablanca are on to me?

  213. 213

    Reblogged this on stoleninnocence2012's Blog and commented:
    I hope with all my being that Gawain is elected next year along with many other excellent UKIP candidates.

  214. 214
    UKIP voter says:

    You support a dying party Guido

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