November 7th, 2013

Guidogram Going Out Shortly

The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly. All the latest on Ed Miliband and the Man Who Hated Kittens, and more…

Thousands of Westminster wags read the Guidogram every week, everyone from Downing Street insiders to Fleet Street never miss it. 

Join the conspiracy and become a subscriber to the Guidogram, free, to keep in the loop. You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…


228 Comments

  1. 1
    Ma­qb­oul says:

    Need to issue an IPO not a gram.

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      Wanker Watch says:

      F’uck off 8!lly

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      Old Hal says:

      “Thousands of Westminster wags read the Guidogram every week, everyone from Downing Street insiders to Fleet Street never miss it. ” Why on earth would someone in the Westminster bubble want to read about tickle-tackle about what is going on in the bubble, are they deaf, blind, speechless or are they so narcissistic nobodies that want to be someone and want to see what the Fawkesy is saying about them, is it the old saying with wannabes “Say what you like about me, but don’t ignore me.

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        fernando's pants says:

        Wtf is ‘tickle-tackle’…?

        It sounds like something members of the homnasium would do…..

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      • 46
        anonus says:

        Because, inside the “bubble” they have absolutely no idea what vexes the man on the omnibus and it is a quick way to find out. For an idea of that which really infuriates, it is fat Jacqui Smith pontificating on Sky without a care for her past misdemeanors and pretending it was all a mirage.

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          The Old Hackney Empire is dead says:

          Oi, don’t forget me! They make sofas extra strong just for me, you know. Not everybody can say that.

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      W+ says:

      BBC lost £100m on travel guide flop: Corporation’s commercial arm accused of getting ‘carried away’ with ‘highly optimistic’ plans for Lonely Planet series

      Diane Coyle, vice-chairman of the BBC Trust, said: ‘Mistakes were made in the acquisition and handling of Lonely Planet.

      “The important thing now is that the lessons highlighted by this review are implemented, alongside broader improvements to the strategy and oversight of the BBC’s commercial operations.”

      Coyle is Managing Director of Enlightenment Economics,[8] an economic consultancy to large corporate clients and international organisations, specialising in new technologies and globalisation. Coyle is visiting Professor at the University of Manchester’s Institute for Political and Economic Governance.[4] She is employed by EDF Energy on its stakeholder advisory panel,[9] with her BBC Trust colleague Chris Patten also on the panel.[10] Coyle is also a member of the UK Border Agency’s Migration Advisory Committee.[4][11]

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        Depressed of Doncaster says:

        Reading that makes me want to coyle up and die…

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        JH39324080239349234 says:

        Lonely planet are quite dangerous guide books.

        They are so fucking wrapped up in the liberal every-culture-is-sooo-wonderful-except-ours bullshit that they will happily put unwary travellers in dangerous places.

        A good example is India – LP will tell you it is so spiritual blah blah blah.

        No, is is actually a very racist, backward, unstable country with lots of men who would love to get their hands on some unsuspecting little piece of western ass travelling alone.

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  2. 2
    Madame Fifi says:

    Do these Westminster wags include those nice young East European ladies in Bayswater flats?

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  3. 3
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    ONE OF MY FINEST MOMENTS IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

    I see Philip Davies was one of only 15 Tories to vote against state control of the press.

    Wasn’t he also one of only 5 Tories to vote against green energy taxes and didn’t he give Chris Patten a roasting at the select committee?

    Knife traitor Cameron now and get him installed as the new Tory leader and they can still win the next election.

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    • 5
      Living in 98.11% white Merseyside says:

      Gawd help us!

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      • 6
        Axe The Telly Tax & Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

        A Tory Tony Abbot will make mincemeat of Miliband and Liebore.

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          Tucker's Luck says:

          They said this about William Hague, Ian Smith-Duncan and Michael Howard. They were wrong time after time after time.

          Elections are won on the centre ground. Watch as US right gets more and more loony and they loose more and more power.

          Sorry if this displeases your extremist views.

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          • Axe The Telly Tax & Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

            So wanting out of the EU so all laws are made here in the UK (like the US enjoys), cheap tax free energy (like the US enjoys) and no telly tax (like the US enjoys) is extreme?

            Bring it on!

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          • Red Ed wet the bed says:

            I am moving to the centre. The centre of the left. Which is where the Communists, Marxists, Greens and Socialist Worker’s party overlap on the Venn diagram.

            Its a vote winner!

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          • kmc says:

            I thought IDS was on the center ground. Although I have to admit whenever he opened his mouth (which mercifully wasn’t often) I tended to drift off to sleep.

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          • time to leave politics says:

            Mr Duncan Sm iffy needs to not only consider his future but set an example and resign his seat. GET OUT OF POLITICS.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Hague, Smith and Howard all failed because they were baldies.

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      I thought you were a UKIP mong? What happened? Have you realized that good old loner Nigel i a fucking liability with MOSSAD bollocks deep in his rancid brown hole?

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        Wanker Watch says:

        :)

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        Axe The Telly Tax & Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

        Just trying to give the Tories some friendly advice if they want to avoid losing 150 seats :-)

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          Pick litter for bennies says:

          Population to hit 73 million!!!.Not if we get out of the EU.We can do something about it at the ballot box but if we leave the status quo much longer the immigrants will have the” whip hand”.

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          • Gonk says:

            I bought a Government report on land use about 12 years ago that predicted a population of 62 million by 2025. They’ll only be out by about 10/12 million so I think we ought to trust them implicitly.

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  5. 8
    altruism in industry says:

    the UKIP website the other day used to include some informative information such as who is who and email addresses and phone numbers.
    Now I only see a postal address and an 0800 number that is unmanned at 5:20.
    I am concerned that I may have sent my suggestions to the wrong person.

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  6. 10
    UKIP or bust says:

    Mini man Burkows’ default position, when shouting order, is facing towards his right-hand side.

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      kmc says:

      Perhaps next times he looks at them and shouts “order” they should reply, “two pints of Guinness and a packet of pork scratchings.”

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    • 23
      nellnewman says:

      Will bercow survive the 2015 election and if he does will he be re-elected speaker afterwards? – let’s hope not!

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        Anon...........but now Voting UKIP.ORG says:

        Has anyone asked his Buckinham Tory committee about his De-selection
        before the next election for gross misconduct by claiming he is a
        Conservative which clearly he’s not………….

        A DVD of Sla*pper Sally’s finest moments out & about should help the decision making process……IMHO

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    • 29
      Sally says:

      It’s all coz his balls have left him.

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    The HunchBrown of Not-my-Fault says:

    This Guidogram . What exactly is it? Some sort of letter?

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      It’s technically SPAM, a list of things that old fat boy Guido has put up here during the week, a couple of hints as to what Murdoch has ordered him to write in his Sun column and a load of adverts for shit that Guido tried to peddle. It is quite profitable for old chunky nancy boy Guido though, he sells your details onto any other fucker that will buy it and you get inundated with shite SPAM mails. He also passes a regular list onto his handlers in Mi5 and B&Q.

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        nellnewman says:

        Your claims that he sells our details onto others is an outright lie – other wise we would all be inundated with span in our email boxes and we are not. Since you’ve clearly told one lie can we trust anything else that you say?

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      • 24
        Tats away says:

        Hello TwAT, still no blog to look at.

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        • 31
          The piss stained tramp formally known as Tat says:

          Don’t cwy, you pwomist mummy you wouldn’t cwy before she went up to heaven.

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        Nurse Jomo-Gbomo says:

        I do apologise, Mr Fawkes.

        He’s not allowed near computers any more but sometimes he picks the lock of the warden’s office and…well, it’s all very unfortunate. He always makes straight for your blog. He barricaded himself in the other day and started using one of his online personalities – Chinki Davey is it? – and he wrote the most terrible things for hours and hours.

        When we finally broke down the door he was foaming at the mouth and screaming your name over and over and over again at the top of his voice – and almost animal, savage noise. It was awful. We had to shock him four times that night and pop up three full strength lithium suppositories up his corn hole.

        He’s not getting any better you see I’m afraid, it’s a tragic sad case.

        All the best,
        Nurse Jomo-Gbomo

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  8. 15
    Private Eye says:

    EXCLUSIVE: Guidogram going out shortly !

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  9. 16
    Marine D says:

    Silence! Or I kill you!

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  10. 18
    Damien McBride says:

    remember all that fuss when my book was published a few weeks ago?
    No?

    See..I told Ed. British public have memories like goldfish. it was frontpage, twitterstorm, political gossip for a week.now none of you can even remember who I am.

    I told Ed, in just a few years time, when people hear the words Brown..debt..Iraq..Blair.. they won’t even register as anything they ever knew about.

    You can’t fall all the people all the time. but you can fall the same 30% of red rosette cretins over and over and over.

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    • 19
      spellchecker says:

      fool, not fall.

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      nellnewman says:

      One of the political phenomena of the last couple of decades is that bliar’s and alycampbells wmd lies , the i r a q war, brown’s and bullyballs economic incompetence and burnham’s shaping of a murderous nhs has not and is not waning in the public consciousness.

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        Joe says:

        Immigration is top of peoples concerns Nell and will never waning in the public consciousness.

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          kmc says:

          I’d agree with that. Where I live, out in the wilds, we’ve had (apart from the staff at the local Tandoori), one immigrant – a little Roma chap and his dog, who sells the Big Issue outside WHSmith in the town centre.

          After several years, he disappeared, to be replaced by.. a Roma woman, selling the Big Issue. Without the help of a dog.

          But, in the last 2 weeks, more Roma have appeared. I saw two men begging last week, and two women and a man begging this week. Like I say, I live in the sticks – we have no immigrants to speak of – but if the (increasing) trickle we’re seeing here now becomes a flood – a nation-wide flood – then Cameron can well and truly kiss the next election goodbye.

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          • Radetzky says:

            Lock all your doors and windows because the fuckers will steal anything. When they do, which is inevitable, send your complaints to the dickhead in Downing Street who’s letting them all in.

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    What the difference between England under the Condems and squat toilet in Bangladesh after a dysentery epidemic?

    No, we can’t thinking of any difference either!

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Would Jon Snow wear a poppy if it was free like his bus pass? Why does someone on such a high salary need a bus pass?

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  13. 43
    Kitties Ghost says:

    It’s rubbish isn’t it. He’d have been too busy selling our Naval secrets to the commies to do ghst!

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  14. 45
    Gordo McMong says:

    Guido, I’m warning you. If you publish anymore islamophobic or racist comments on your blog I will complain to your service provider.

    Don’t make me get the police involved!

    I will, you think I won’t eh? Well, I will so there! I’m in charge of the biggest website in the world – possibly the galaxy – and we’ll piss all over you and your shower of shitheads. You’re just a bunch of windowlickers!
    I’m immortal… IMMORTAL I tells yeah and you’re all maaaaaaaad mad mad MAD!

    Arghhhhhh, the paaaiiiiiiin…Turn it off nurse please please! I’ll be good. I promise I’ll be good…They hate me you see. They all hate me and I SAVED THE WORLD….

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  15. 49
    Sally Bercow says:

    Shhhhhhhhhh!

    I can hear an echo………. is that you John?

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      Little Johnny Berk says:

      I’ve fallen down your Hunt again dear. If it weren’t for the echoes I’d have had to wait to grab hold of a gypsy’s bell-end and haul myself to safety.

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    anonus says:

    Will Mo-Ah-Mo the runaway burka persist with his youman rites torture claim now that he has eloped? Why would it be necessary to pose this question? For the same reason that the turk woman who drove into my car at 1mph causing no damage to either managed to pull a whiplash claim with no problem. Oh, she wan`t insured but plod didn`t want to know.

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    Hahahaha says:

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  18. 60
    David Cameron says:

    I’m hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach orgasm, if you can’t come, let me know.

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  19. 61
    'Chillaxed' Dave says:

    Oops, now I’m in trouble – I thought it was Hovember!

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  20. 62
    RED LEN says:

    SHUT IT ! CAPISCE ?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Anyone got any info on McBride’s whearabouts or what he’s up to at present?

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  22. 67
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The fork tongued-speak of spooks ‘n their colleagues. The Spooks keep banging on about national security being at risk – naughty naughty Snowden. Sirrup David Omand speaks of intelligence etc on the news

    Yet with all the intelligent might and intellect of GCHQ and or the NSA – they couldn’t gather enough evidence from on the ground and published ‘pieces’ in the msm to track down the culprit behind the dead man in the woods … oh hold on silly me I forgot … its different when the government of the day sanction the assassination and order a cover up.

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      Depressed of Doncaster says:

      The man in the middle assured us that MI6 do not ‘do’ assassinations.

      He made no mention of what MI5 might be authorised to do though….

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    Conspiracy Watch says:

    D’avid I’cke giving evidence at a libel trial related to free speech in C’anada:

    http://tinyurl.com/mfbvmf4

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Leverage seems to be the new union/labour word. Douglas Alexander used the word tonight during a C4 News interview.

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    • 76
      Pass the hand grenades, please. says:

      Moving forward, it is the right thing to do for our communities should engage in a big and important conversation about leveraging their rich and diverse community experiences.

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  26. 75
    Question Crime says:

    Don’t miss Question Time tonight. Nigel Farage on, as well as Vicky Pryce and Labour’s Emily Fatberry.

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    • 80
      The BBC always reports, "The Government has...Labour said..." says:

      Will that fat Liebour witch still be answering that Daily Politics question from Wednesday that she waffled round FFS?!

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    • 82
      Biased Bullshitting Cunts says:

      Can’t wait, I’m masturbating furiously over the prospect right now!

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    • 84
      BBC Biased Question Time says:

      David Dumblebor presents BBC biased Question Time from the Eastern bloc enriched town of Boston in Lincolnshire.

      Defence minister Anna Soubry MP
      Shadow attorney general Emily Thornberry MP
      UKIP leader Nigel Farage MEP
      Poet Benjamin Zephaniah
      Vicky Pryce

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      • 86
        R. Youshore says:

        Thornberry and Pryce ? YUCK !

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          Anon...........but now Voting UKIP.ORG says:

          Not very pleasant to be lectured by someone who most recently served a term at Her Majesty’s Pleasure, is she a Guardian subscriber or Common Purpose member to have been given another outing by the BBC ?

          Perhaps her partner in crime Chris was there lending support………….

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      • 215
        Selohesra says:

        I bet his poems dont rhyme either

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        • 217
          Selohesra says:

          There was a young man called Zephaniah
          Whose left wingery grew higher & higher
          The BBC adored it
          As he spouted all their sh1t
          Leaving question time even more dire

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      • 228
        Dangerous Brian says:

        One man standing!
        You couldnt get a fag paper between the political opinions of the other 4 “panellists”.
        What a bunch of left wing t**ts.
        And as for that Ms Price (quality Greek name that), if she was any thicker she’d coagulate, the stupid dumb overpaid c**t.

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    Waterboarding says:

    So it turns out this muzee who’s on the run is suing the government for being tortured. It’s absolutely disgraceful that he was tortured.

    And was still left breathing. They should’ve tortured the fucker to death.

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    QT Watch says:

    Defense Ministry mong is being torn to pieces. Good :-)

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    • 89
      Fuck the LibLabCon says:

      Indeed, needs doing.

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      • 91
        QT Watch says:

        Saying things like the following about her boss’ utterances: I don’t know why he said that, you will have to ask him, but it sounded reasonable to me. WTF ??? That doesn’t make any sense.

        Why is there a convicted pervert of justice talking on UK arms procurement ?

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    Viewer says:

    Soubrette falls on her @rse at the first fence.

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    Anon...........but now Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    ZanuLieLabors Tory turncoat MP Shawn Woodward is standing down at the next G*E but he refused to be drawn on the matter regarding his team of Butlers & if the cost will be still charged to the state purse or not. Most likely he is getting in standing down decision early to ensure his peerage comes thru as planned !!!

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  31. 93
    QT Watch says:

    The Poet has been smoking crack ?

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  32. 96
    Question Crime says:

    Fat leftie in audience who attacked Farage just got booed. Not a typical Question Time audience.

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  33. 97
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    The BBC lefty plants all frothing at the mouth now hahahahaha!!!

    Come on!

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  34. 98
    anonus says:

    Dog whistles all over the place, Soubriet not had A clap yet!

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  35. 100
    Question Crime says:

    Farage on storming form. Anna Soubry made some shocking attacks on him.

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      QT Watch says:

      Not sure Soubriet talking about people coming to Boston to work in the fields is very good rhetoric.

      Next she will be calling them plebs.

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  36. 102
    QT Watch says:

    Looks like the Labour rabble have been properly infiltrated the audience…

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  37. 103
    Joe says:

    Oh here we go… “their in the field picking veg” what in 2013?????

    What ever happened to mechanised agriculture FFS!

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  38. 104
    Springbok says:

    My goodness they are going for Farage just now, I cannot believe that my own people are clapping you just have to see this now they are treating Farage like Griffen. Unbloody believeable even for me, who is quite restrained. And no I do not vote UKIP

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  39. 108
    anonus says:

    Decent wage, blah, blah. Nice people working in the fields. When I wuz young…zzzzzzzzzzzz

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    Question Crime says:

    Labour are obviously scared shitless over the immigration issue, because Thornberry is saying Labour did make mistakes over immigration, which is in stark contrast to what Labour have usually said.

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  41. 111
    Springbok says:

    Bloody fraudster Smith on DP today Thornberry this evening, so are English so ill thought of that these Ministers think that we are worthless. I give up, the way they are going for Farage just now is disgusting.

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  42. 112
    anonus says:

    Vazilicki springs forward. Speaking as a brit?

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  43. 113
    Springbok says:

    Oh jeez and now we have the convict Pryce on if I did what she did would I be given time on the BBC, who is this women for god sake we deserve better than this, how dare these people even be afforded the time on our screens. That is it I have snapped, had it, finished.

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      Depressed of Doncaster says:

      Hold on, I’ll ask Ali C what the secret is. I did try five bellies, but she’s at the launderette at the moment (laundering her ill gotten gains).

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  44. 115
    Romas swamping Boston says:

    While peeps at BBC we steal house very much, yes please!

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  45. 117
    QT Watch says:

    Dimber’s cannot control the panel.

    Managed immigration is required. Why people cannot see that is a triumph of Labour brainwashing.

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  46. 118
    anonus says:

    Jet the veg in from Africa then they can all foxtrot oscar. Has dreadlox druggie got a vest on, it is November.

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  47. 119
    QT Watch says:

    Why is there a foreign convict talking about UK immigration policy on BBC Question Time ?

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  48. 120
    Question Crime says:

    Foreigner in audience actually praised Farage and said lots of foreigners don’t want to integrate.

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  49. 121
    Springbok says:

    Listen to this dick now, when I move to Africa, oh, guess what they were all blick, and talked different languages, oh just listen to this shit. Finished and claat. Enough. Only in this Country do they pander to immigrants, in other Countries it is called FIFO.

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    Serf in the Immigration Department - on leave today says:

    Wtf does that woman with the criminal record know about living in Boston = absolutely f all. The same with that porker Thornberry, just another BBC setup trying to convince the British public that they are wrong to want immigration stopped.

    I can assure you that my Department has thrown in the towel, the upper echelons are cowering in the bunkers now. Their research shows that a tsunami of immigrants, so called legal as well as the constant river of illegals will arrive here next year.

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    • 128
      anonus says:

      ffs!

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      Depressed of Doncaster says:

      So why can’t you just put up a notice saying ‘Go home. We are full’?

      … and then put them on the next plane out. It will be cheaper to pay their fares than keep’em in comfort for the next 50 years.

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  51. 123
    QT Watch says:

    Pryce raises the issue of reprisals abroad for UK workers if UK adopts a saner immigration policy. Where does that argument come from ?

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  52. 125
    Biased Bullshitting Cunts at it again says:

    Hand-picked lefty audience.

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  53. 130
    The BBC always reports, "The Government has...Labour said..." says:

    Wot feckin planet is Dimbldore on FFS! “Is the agri work round here still seasonal? hasn’t it spread out to 12 Months?”

    Dimbles Must winter in Soweto with Jonathan and the other beea cnuts!

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      Time the chattering class felt some real diversity says:

      Let’s hope a Gypsy camp moves onto his leafy Sussex estate next year to bring him some much needed diversity.

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  54. 133
    The BBC always reports, "The Government has...Labour said..." says:

    This country is doomed with the misrepresentation of society by Al-Beeba FFS!

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  55. 134
    anonus says:

    Porkberry talking bollocks

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  56. 135
    The BBC always reports, "The Government has...Labour said..." says:

    Gloucester Old Spot Thornberry is a feckin’ know-all!!

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  57. 137
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    BIGFOOT in DRAG?

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  58. 138
    Springbok says:

    I now reside in a Country with a State Broadcaster, I have a K@ffer denigrating a man that speaks against immigration, a woman that is a convict, and a whole audience that is fighting to be heard. Thornberry who is so up her own backside that she would never, ever be employed outside the Labour Party Cushion. Why has this happened. BLAIR. No excuses, listen to this woman, now we have the state health service run by the pure benevolence of immigrants. I have to go and put my head in a bucket.

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  59. 139
    The BBC always reports, "The Government has...Labour said..." says:

    Vicky needs a burka FFS! Dimble!

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  60. 140
    Burkers r us says:

    State sponsored burkers are essential, pay on bennies now.

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  61. 141
    QT Watch says:

    The BBC is total shit. The convict who used to be a shit economist is now spouting again on things she doesn’t know.

    This after Dimbleby questions seasonable work when back at the start of the program the panel pointed out most of the work was farm related, picking in fields.

    FFS: That is as seasonal as you can get. Pointing out that the seasonal workers appears to be on a one way ticket is pertinent to Boston UK.

    And Pryce is totally mis-representing the repression of democracy in G’reece where the Left orchestrated the arrest and assassination of Golden Dawn.

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      The BBC always reports, "The Government has...Labour said..." says:

      And the whole population subscribed to Gordon’s Money Tree, the Socialist Dream that gives and gives……

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  62. 142
    Anon......... says:

    The Establishment are scared shitless of UKIP & Nigel thats why they are all
    attacking him like a united pack of rats…..they realise there solid gold gravy train
    is coming to an end & they don’t like it ……….fcuk em

    Especially the BBC who are going to suffer the same fate as the former
    Greek National Broadcaster who have been closed down……no wonder the
    smell of shit is so strong at Broadcasting House….fcuk them as well

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    • 145
      QT Watch says:

      The real establishment should be getting behind UKIP.

      They have nothing to gain by standing by the current status quo.

      In fact, business is getting behind UKIP.

      The LibLabCon are screwed.

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      • 150
        The BBC always reports, "The Government has...Labour said..." says:

        Milliband goes on about reseting the power market, Farage wants to reset the democracy market and they are scared shitless!

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      • 155
        Anon......... says:

        Yep the LibLabCon is going the same way as the dinosaurs but not one of them
        has realised & accepted that WE have had enough of being defecated on by
        these Bullington & Oxbridge tossers………

        They won’t realise until the very last minute then watch the river of tears from
        them all …….Fcuk them

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  63. 148
    stick thin says:

    I live in boston. This is proof to me that QT is bollocks and the audience does not represent the local community. There is no mention of the organised crime run by the Russians including the overt prostitution exploiting the extremely pretty but vulnerable girls from eastern europe. There are so many properties run by these wankers that house these unfotunate girls. They are buying up property left right and centre, That russian bloke that spoke up will end up in hospital. My daughter and those of all of my friends, no longer goes into the town centre after 4.00pm due to the apalling abuse she gets from these pissed up arseholes. The police don’t give a shit because they are vastly outnumbered by them and more than likely get a back hander for turning a blind eye.

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    • 153
      QT Watch says:

      Question: Are there any drug operations running up there.

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      • 170
        stick thin says:

        Wouldn’t surprise me if they have a website advertising their wares. Earlier this year the ‘foreiners’ had an illegal alcohol factory blow up with several fatalities. You may think the ‘stil’ was out hidden in the countryside. No it was in Boston town centre on an industrial estate. all the locals knew what was going on as they saw lorrys delivering the bottles prior to filling. The facory premises are/were owned by a well know local English criminal. If the plod did not know what was going on they should be shot for incompetance. Drugs, alcohol, prostitution are the name of the game for these wankers. Only need to look at the cars they drive and the houses they live in. Mind you if I was a straight plod, would I really want to go up against them not knowing which colleague was bent? I can’t say for sure, but with the apparent immunity from inteference from plod, this would be the ideal place for some shit to conduct paedophile activity. God help this town I say.

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    • 154
      The BBC always reports, "The Government has...Labour said..." says:

      Sounds like it’s safer to wear a Gurkha?

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    • 166
      Bluto says:

      The programme seemed like an anti-Farage stitch up. Knowing a few people in Boston the apparently pro-immigration attitude of the audience was VERY surprising. Most of the panel were of course peddling pro-immigration propaganda.

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  64. 151
    Benjie Fumblebrain says:

    yeh mon

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  65. 152
    Question Crime says:

    Nigel Farage has gone up even further in my estimation tonight watching him on Question Time. He’s been booed by morons and barracked by Emily Fatbelly and Anna Soubry for speaking the truth.

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  66. 156
    The BBC always reports, "The Government has...Labour said..." says:

    Thornberry is beyond Thunderdome!

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  67. 157
    Question Crime says:

    Oh my fucking god. Benjamin Zepheniah just said women who wear the burka say they do it because they don’t want to be seen as sex objects and therefore, he says, the problem is men and they’re to blame for burkas. Unfuckingbelievable.

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    • 160
      The BBC always reports, "The Government has...Labour said..." says:

      BZ is so 1984!

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    • 163
      Fuck the LibLabCon says:

      Typical lefty doublethink, I’m amazed at the intellectual somersaults the left can do when it comes to Muslims and feminism.

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      • 185
        QT Watch says:

        Judging by his ramblings earlier in the show one suspects that hard drugs were involved in tonight’s production of Question Time. Probably supplied by Vicky.

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    • 181
      Universal Hiss says:

      I couldn’t believe that one either. It was the pinnacle of his utter juvenile utterances though.

      Perhaps he should be the first black man to have genital mutilation in solidarity with the Muslim sisters.

      There was an interesting remark by a Muslim self styled comedian on Brillo. She didn’t seem to have an issue with Pakistani families as they do not practice FGM. It’s people from Somalia who are obviously not Muslims.She’s lost to politics managing to distort the truth with a straight face.

      Sometimes I really hate this fucking country & what we have become.

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      • 182
        QT Watch says:

        If in doubt of a word just place an apostrophe to break it up.

        Eg. d’rive :-) There are other ways, but that is easiest.

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        • 202
          The NHS is safe with the Tories says:

          Never mind Parliament will soon establish a state Quango with which you can lodge a formal complaint.

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        • 212
          Y says:

          this site has been going down hill for years – no longer the ‘enquirer’ more the sun’s lackey

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      • 184
        Universal Hiss says:

        Interesting.

        Perhaps Guido is leaving this blog ticking over while he finds more lucrative work.

        Who needs intelligent comment when the blog has served it’s purpose?

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  68. 162
    Benjie Fumblebrain says:

    “Important WE know what security services are doing” Who, the effing drug dealers?

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  69. 173
    Anon...........now Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    IF you wish to put your views to the BBC (Dis)Trust they are carrying
    out a consultation until 13 Dec 2013

    Just click on the link……………….

    http://consultations.external.bbc.co.uk/bbc/news_review

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    • 174
      Joe says:

      I have to admit the BBC has frighten me tonight, they’re so powerful.

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      • 176
        Anon...........now Voting UKIP.ORG says:

        Yes its frightening to see at first hand there abuse of Media Propaganda Power…….

        But they can & will be brought down……asap……

        How long would they survive with a large number of people refusing to pay the TV licence fee……

        Which is happening all over the country little by little each & every week ….
        the BBC is another dinosaur from the last century which is well past its extinction date…..

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        • 195
          albacore says:

          Never mind the BBC
          And its sodding licence fee
          The real root of all the rot
          Is the “Parliament” we’ve got

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  70. 178
    stick thin says:

    A comment I made inresponse to 148 at 1125pm seems to be moderated. There is no law here in boston. Drugs,crime, prostitution is rife run by the eastern europeans, and more so by the Russians. The illegal still that blew up in the centre of boston was run by them, in a premises owned by a well known local criminal. They have many more operational factories. I am sure that with the immunity they seem to have you could order any age of female and get want you want. May be that is why the politicos have not ordered a clamp down here in boston. An insight into a future scandel to be swept under the carpet.

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    • 183
      QT Watch says:

      What I do not understand is why people are moving en masse to a town which has a seasonal employment pattern.

      Is the same phenomena happening in places like the seaside towns ?

      A reason the police don’t clear up the mess is probably because they get told off. Like happened in Cambridgeshire a few years back. Arguably that action led to the body being found on the Q’ueens estate.

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      • 189
        Universal Hiss says:

        Landowners & money is all you need to understand.

        Farmers say they cannot find local workers.This is probably the case when locals will not work for a minimum wage which would barely keep you in gruel.

        However advertise in the former Eastern block countries through gang masters,put 6 in a caravan,charge them for their accommodation,pay a minimum wage & bingo you are a George Smith/ Tesco dream employer.

        It’s always money.

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    • 199
      PC Filth says:

      We’ve had no complaints about this from the Tea Party.

      
      

      Carry on lads, business as usual.

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  71. 186
    EU Watch says:

    Total halt in G’reece in what can only be described as a general strike:

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  72. 193
    Guido's botty says:

    If in doubt
    Mod it out.

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  73. 198
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    The Mayor of Bristol Good Ol’ Red Trousers.

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  74. 201
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Any chance of any news this week about arrests of those people who tried to lynch Charles and Camilla in Oxford Street a while back?

    Things seem to have gone very quiet.

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  75. 204
    David Cameron says:

    I am pretentious enough to compare myself with Orwell, even though he was aware of the dangers of Left totalitarianism and could write.

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  76. 205
    David Cameron says:

    “This twerp will be dealt with,have no doubt about that.”

    The boss of energy firm Npower has dismissed the idea of giving up his bonus amid widespread anger over rising energy prices, saying the gesture would be a “gimmick”.
    Chief executive Paul Massara told BBC’s Hardtalk he earns about £600,000 a year, of which £150,000 is a bonus.
    When asked if he would follow Prime Minister David Cameron who on Monday said he would turn down his own bonus, Mr Massara said: “Fuck off I think the issue is, are we doing absolutely everything we can to keep costs down and to make sure it’s affordable?
    “Gimmicks of saying, ‘I’m going to reduce my bonus’ – if Prime Minister David Cameron was earning five million a year and he’s willing to give a million,fucking good for him.
    “My bonus is linked to my fucking performance, is linked to fuckin g well getting it right for customers, is linked to employee satisfaction. All of my fucking team are linked to that. If we don’t deliver on that, we don’t get a fucking bonus.”

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  77. 207
    oh my, the footwork! says:

    Quite surprised last night watching bits of QT , bBBC allowed a chat about immigration and the audience had a chance to say something without the overpaid gob shutting it down, what’s up bBBC did you lose control or was their another something else that you had cooking and that was part of the act.

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    Y says:

    The sun is watching you and moderating all your comments

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  80. 219
    DISASTROUS DAVE outgoing PM says:

    I see now that Dave is allowing the scrapping of final salary pension payments for the widows of the deceased
    DAVE and GEOGE’S LEGACY = Making their friends richer , off the backs of the poor !

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  81. 227
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    I see Philip Davies was one of only 15 Tories to vote against state control of the press.

    Wasn’t he also one of only 5 Tories to vote against green energy taxes and didn’t he give Chris Patten a roasting at the select committee?

    Knife traitor Cameron now and get him installed as the new Tory leader and they can still win the next election, otherwise they are toast.

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