November 4th, 2013

Rich’s Monday Morning View


  1. 1
    Living in 98.11% white Merseyside says:

    It would be a laugh if Falkirk was no longer part of the UK come 2015!

    Changing the subject, I see Chuka doesn’t like chucking his money around when it comes to his interns.

  2. 2
    Labour uses slave labour says:

    The party that demands employers pay a living wage uses unpaid interns? A cynical person could call that the height of hypocrisy.

  3. 3
    The 1922 Committee says:

    Look at Prime Minister David Cameron. What a grotesque, dead-eyed cretin.

  4. 4
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    I see it’s nearly time for the annual “Children in Need” telethon.

    In light of the Jimmy Savile & Stuart Hall revelations, ITV/SKY should hold a rival one called “Children in Need of protection from the pedos at the BBC”

  5. 5
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    80,000 Children will wake up homeless this Christmas….

    Vote Tory !

    Hear ! Hear !

  6. 6
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    And to think Nadhim Zahawi had also warned of blackouts. Oh the irony. Who’d have thunk it?

  7. 7
    Ross "Cuckold" Kemp says:

    Nothing to see here, move along.

    If Labour are trying to cover-up this internal matter, imagine how sinister they’d be if handed the keys to Downing Street.

  8. 8
    Labour cannot stand up to Unite says:

    Unite like spending time with the family… of their opponents. Look how their “leverage group” targetted the wives and children of Ineos executives.

    Listen how silent Labour are on the matter. Labour cannot stand up to Unite.

  9. 9
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Put it there, son. Put it there ! :)

  10. 10
    Sanity Claws says:

    Why can’t the little bastards let the homeless have a lie-in just for once ?

  11. 11
    Ed can only watch says:

  12. 12
    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:

  13. 13
    Socialists = Sociopaths says:

  14. 14
    Scottish Labour says:

    We can’t decide whether to obey orders from Lenin McCluskey or the Pope!

  15. 15
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    Please, Mr. McClusterfuck, what shall I do now ?

  16. 16
    Roger The lodger says:

    Worst Hitler impersonation ever

  17. 17
    Tristram Hunt(Prime Minister Designate) says:

    Disappearance of Mohammed Ahmed Mohamed v serious. 2nd TPIM terror suspect to abscond. Need to know why the Conservative led coalition failed.

  18. 18
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    It’s all over for the ConDems, with skyrocketing energy bills tipping millions into fuel poverty and hordes of Romas flooding the country, driving down wages and driving up rents and class sizes, they will be swept away in the great electoral storm of 7th May 2015.

    Tick tock, tick tock.

    Vote early,vote often,vote UKIP :-)

  19. 19
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    The local bobbies have loaned me a ‘helmet cam’.

    I think it’s faulty, not getting any good picture from inside my underpants.

  20. 20

    Why don’t you get on with it and knife the gay loving incompetent terd now? Or are you just a lot of gutless faux conservatives as well. (Don’t bother to answer — it’s obvious)

  21. 21

    Or just rename the programme, “Dial-a-Nonce”.

  22. 22
    Jason Bourne says:

    Do you know who I am ?

  23. 23
    You've made my morning (so far!) says:

    lol ♥ it

  24. 24
    Herman van Rumpboy says:

    It’s their human right to wear that black bag.

  25. 25
    Oirish charm my arse says:

    … and Wogan, is he still asking to be paid for this charidee event?

  26. 26
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    Ooooh, look ! Royal Mail shares 575p ! I am an economic genius :)

  27. 27
    PDubya says:

    I see Len McCluskey and Owen Jones are up early today

  28. 28
    UKID DING says:

    and get NO MPs….

  29. 29
    Anonymous says:

    should have had a bullet in the head at a much earlier stage, oh, and ban the burka
    every muzzie in one could be a terrorist.

  30. 30
    The Triumph of Kleptocracy says:

    We LibLabConners must do all we can to maintain the political status quo so that we can continue to embezzle the taxpayer to fund cushy lives for ourselves, our families and our mates.

  31. 31
    Keir Farmer says:

    Surely it should become a criminal offence not to report climate change deniers?

  32. 32
    nellnewman says:

    ah so militwit’s a investigation into Falkirk and the unite stitch up was a clear cover up!

    militwit is not the dishonest sort of person we want in no 10.

  33. 33
    Anonymous says:

    Have you seen the one with Ed and the Hitler impersonator ? absolutely no contest in the dead eyed cretin stakes !Milliband wins hands down !! He looks as though his IQ is in single figures.

  34. 34
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    UKIP have clearly parked their tanks on the patriotic common ground deserted by the LibLabCon traitors :-)

  35. 35
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    I see they are trying to get Turkey to join the EU.

    The stupid Turks can board the EU titanic just as Britain rows off in the lifeboats to be rescued by the SS UKIP Carpathia, most ably captained by Nigel Farage :-)

  36. 36
    nellnewman says:

    Not to worry I see the climate change fanatics have changed tack yet again . Now they’re telling us that climate change has paused for the next twenty years , we are apparently , according to them, in a temporary cooling down period and when this temporary pause ceases , global warming will start up again.

    Since a number of these fanatics are associated with the Met Office, which struggles to predict accurate weather forecasts from one day to the next , the chances of them being right over a twenty year period are pretty slim!!

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

    Do tell us what you do in real life ODODODO i imagine you as a Gay man who hasnt yet plucked up the courage to tell his Mum, because the level of Homophobia you express is not how a straight person would express themselves. Do tell !

  38. 38
    FtFFoff says:

    You Izraelis also wear Burka’s when you do your false flag attckas, Shlomo.

  39. 39
    nellnewman says:

    I am very hopeful that nigelfarage is going to get himself a seat in parliament in 2015. He’ll be a good breath of fresh air in this corrupt, self serving and stuffy place.

  40. 40
    Anonymous says:

    Why dont their parents stop smoking and drinking then and pay their rent ?

  41. 41
    Knob Ed says:

    Labour’s economic policy will consist of a giveaway a week until the next election. Job done.

  42. 42
    nellnewman says:

    that’s because current labour under militwit are completely spineless and totally lacking in any morals.

  43. 43
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    BREAKING NEWS:Cost of building two Royal Navy aircraft carriers estimated to have gone up to more than £6bn, MoD expected to say

    Vote Tory !

    Hear ! Hear !

  44. 44
    Anonymous says:

    Labour have to be the most unpleasant party i can remember, no (BBC) news bulletin is complete without them sneering at absolutely everything, it cant lead to people voting for them, surely ?

  45. 45
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    It’s only other people’s money.

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    Thats the sort of knee jerk reaction im talking about Triss ! you talk as though Theresa May helped him pick a burkha big enough.FFS grow up, love.

  47. 47
    shits kebab says:

    its spot on

    one has to wonder about the conditions on the home front of these blustering destructive insensitive bullies

    when they decide to destroy others’ home lives & livelihoods on a matter of ‘principle’ do they first hold a conventicle (or nearest equiv) and a secret vote at home to decide what hardships they should inflict, and ensure that god (or nearest equiv) is with them?

  48. 48
    Sandalista says:

    At least the new Pope has compassion which is a trait missing from Len.

  49. 49
    andy crapp says:

    just divvn’t gerrup – man!

  50. 50
    Anonymous says:

    Please stop advertising for ukip, you are becoming very tedious.Strangely enough, the less ukip/Nigel is seen nationally the more time you seem to have to bore us rigid, being lazy are we Nige ?

  51. 51
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Putin should adopt the Harry S. Truman solution to Islamic fanatics by nuking a muslim city (starting with Riyad) in response to any Islamic terrorist atrocity which kills Russian citizens either at home or abroad.

    NATO has failed to defeat Islamic fanatics because their hands are tied by not allowing the use of nukes.

  52. 52
    Observer says:

    “Sorry we are unable to accept comments for legal reasons.”

    That’s unusual for The Mail on this sort of story. Who’s been treading on them?:

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    Ha Ha Ha, Tanks ! you mean their shopping trolley. You are a hoot !

  54. 54
    Beware about confiding to your MP says:

    Can it be right that an unpaid job experience yoof is dealing with an MP’s casework?

    FFS that casework could involve extremely sensitive and confidential information

    Salary: None – volunteer

    Job Details: The internship role is to provide an opportunity for a candidate to develop their employability skills. The internship aims to give candidates an insight into the workings of an MP’s office, their constituency and Parliament. There are four departments in which the candidate will be placed dependent on skills and suitability:

  55. 55
    Bloomers says:

    Are they ukip’s septic tanks?

  56. 56
    honest jon says:

    yeah homeless technically but living in a B&B paid for by the tax payer – probably all have sky and an Iphone anyway

  57. 57
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Get back to sucking Dave’s cock you traitorous troll.

    Only 18 months left and you can start looking for a proper job :-)

  58. 58
    Anonymous says:

    You didnt hear about Nigels 2 million euro `s expenses then ?or the fact that he hardly ever turns up to vote ? for Petes sake, do some reading about Nigel, he is a joke.

  59. 59
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    Note that the role is designated ‘voluntary’, so the intern gets paid NIL.

  60. 60
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    You are Kevin Maguire, now go stick your head down the lavatory and flush.

  61. 61
    honest jon says:

    hmmm corrupt c unty socialist or someone who turns a blind eye to touching kids, its like humanities worst top model

  62. 62
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    I’m going back to bed. Please wake me up when sanity returns.

  63. 63
    wrt says:

    Piss off gayer

  64. 64
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    When they are finally built Dave will flog ‘em for £100 million to India.

  65. 65
    honest jon says:

    send the leverage committee round to lorraine kane’s house and lynch her

  66. 66
    The Civil Service says:

    We are confident we can bring HS2 on stream at the costs we have given.

  67. 67
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    That’ll be May 7th 2015 you traitorous bastard.

  68. 68
    Ed Milliband says:

    Or ability, integrity, leadership and professional knowledge in any area controlled by Government whatsoever. Still that has never stopped us before. A vote for us means uncontrolled immigration, vast expansion of the public sector, public servants paid the same as CEO’s of large public companies, and, of course, economic disaster. We are on our way to victory!

  69. 69
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    I use the same method with my telly tax so the beeboid pedo scum get NIL :-)

  70. 70
    Anonymous says:

    Policing the family as they say in Hillshorough.

  71. 71
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    It’s not April 1st yet.

  72. 72
    Everyone says:


  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    Doesn’t he know you can get some special socks.

  74. 74
    Old Hal says:

    Teddy looks as he thinking “Why I do I have to suffer through this, where’s Gordon, I could have sent him as my representative and he could report back to me”

  75. 75
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    So still higher than Dave’s then.

  76. 76
    Old Hal says:

    I wonder what is tickling Willies fancy, with his little pink tie

  77. 77
    A Person says:

    2.5C here early this morning. I’m thinking of doing the same.

  78. 78
    nellnewman says:

    Ah I see you mean he’s corrupt, self-serving and stuffy as well?

  79. 79
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Just rejoice that as well as paying your skyrocketing energy bills that you are also paying for more than half of the LibLabCon traitor’s energy bills including Ed Davey’s.

  80. 80
    A Beggar Speaks says:

    Give us 50p for a cuppa tea, yer f_cker!

  81. 81
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Guido was is with this advert saying “Physical activity delivers a lifetime of benefits”?

    Surely your average Liebore voter has proved the exact opposite, that sitting on your fat arse all day delivers a lifetime of benefits.


  82. 82
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    *what not was.

  83. 83
    HEARDITALL says:

    The word homophobia implies a fear of sexual perverts, but despite the BBC , and the rest of the chattering Islington socialists, and left wing media most people do not react with fear but revulsion.

  84. 84
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t want readers in the comments pointing out the spread of toxic Common Purpose into every level of the British Establishment.

  85. 85
    Common Purpose = Scientology of Politics says:

    Aint you got a Julia Middleton motivation DVD to w@nk over or something

  86. 86
    One party state in all but name says:

    When the likes of Billy Bragg, Nick Clegg, Red Ed, Common Purpose Dave, and the CBI are all singing from the same song sheet, you just know it aint going to end well for us plebs.

  87. 87
    Flying high says:

    .. and we are all on our way to the airport, sunshine!

  88. 88
    Boxer Matchiz says:

    Close (burn?) that fucking mosque down before lunchtime prayers.

  89. 89
    5th, 6th and 7th Columnist says:

    CBI talking head on the Sky telly saying how wonderful the EU is and reminding everybody that “more than 50% of our exports go to Europe”.

    Of course they fuckin* do because virtually everything we export is trans-shipped in Rotterdam to other non-EU parts of the world (which shows up as something other than UK exports on the charts).

    Are all these CEOs and Quango-ites also members of that CP organization that Dave does not wants us to know about?

  90. 90
    Observer says:

    There are an awful lot more shopping trolleys than tanks.

  91. 91
    5th, 6th and 7th Columnist says:

    Must be something in the water in the eastern regions of the UK….

  92. 92
    HEARDITALL says:

    Why is this organisation being allowed to be registered as a charitable trust ?
    Do they distribute help to the needy ?
    Do they help the disabled or disadvantaged?
    Do they even look after stray cats?
    No they exist only to get their treacherous placemen into positions of power and influence in order to create an oppressive nannying ‘we know whats good for you’ socialist, EU,sponsored hell hole.

  93. 93
    red herrings says:

    So, you want an honest Commie then Nell?

  94. 94
    red herrings says:

    Excellent news. That means that we can afford now to cancel the contract rather than waste the cash on the increased costs. Then buy off the shelf from that nice Mr Obarmy who will appreciate the boost to his somewhat depleted coffers.

  95. 95
    red herrings says:

    Or they could try flying carpet bomb runs instead? Seems to have worked quite well in the 1940s.

  96. 96
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Men’s beards grow faster in spring.

  97. 97
    Screwed Taxpayer says:

    The interns are fucking wannabe politicians. If they get paid, then somehow or other the taxpayers will have the money stolen from them to do so.

  98. 98
    Ex Tory Supporter says:

    IDS. You were a complete failure as Conservative leader. You have fucked up reform of the bennies system. Why don’t you just piss off into obscurity?

  99. 99
    Cressida says:

    We are proud to be the best police force in the world.

  100. 100
    red herrings says:

    Jim probably fixed it for them….

  101. 101
    reddish herrings says:

    … best police force money can buy.

    There, fixed it for you.

    That accolade used to belong to those in a small island off the Chinese coast. So really just another Chinese crap import.

  102. 102
    reddish herrings says:

    Get an ad-free lifestyle via Firefox adblock. Like Dubble Dimond it werks wundas.

  103. 103
    O Watagayday says:

    Is that because they tend to eat more and do less exercise?

  104. 104
    altruism in industry says:

    For a while now they have been saying that the global warming is going into the oceans which is causing the ice caps to melt from underneath where you can’t see it.

  105. 105
    welly boots says:

    The weather forecast for this weekend was 100% wrong.
    Can the Met Office stop pissing about with this climate
    change crap and start doing what we pay them for.

  106. 106
    Keep Our Press Free says:

    This whole thing stinks.
    And underlines why national and local
    newspaper groups must not sign up to
    be censored.

  107. 107
    Airey Belvoir says:

    I believe that Nigel openly and joyfully screws as much money out of the EU as he can and uses it to fund UKIP. As to his apppearances, they are damn good value, when he stands to point out the many absurdities, dishonesties and pomposities of that awful Parliament.

  108. 108
    What a plonker. says:

    I would not let Balls have a gold card .He has proved that he is incompetent
    when looking after money.

  109. 109
    Anonymous says:

    Ah, the “Rotterdam/Antwerp” effect.

  110. 110
    Crazy Cat Lady says:

    Carpathia got sunk by the Germans. Just saying.

  111. 111
    John Bellingham says:

    I agree, its a silly made-up ignorant expression. If someone who dislikes women is a misogynist and someone who dislikes humanity is a misanthrope and a disliker of men is misandry, then to follow the convention a dislike of homosexuals would require a Greek word meaning bum-bandit.
    The problem is that Greeks who know a lot about such stuff and had different words for the various things that poufs do to each other–one for the doer, one for the receiver, one for the sucker, one for the suckee and so on.
    There is a Greek word– ανώμαλος–anomalos that could apply to homosexuals of all techniques, but it can also mean to pervert, as in the course of justice. Possibly the best choice would be Σόδομα–Sodoma, understood in almost every language, but using that word someone who found that act offense would be a Misodist or maybe a sodophobe.
    My favourite is ἀρσενοκοίτης– arsenokoites, which, surprisingly, comes from ársēn, a male, and koítē, a bed, but this is really for the Bugger not the Buggee, but to admit to being a misarsenist, works well and gives the opportunity to show the ignorance of people who didn’t go to school.

  112. 112
    John Bellingham says:

    Oh F***!

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