November 1st, 2013

Kay Burley’s Silver Jubilee


  1. 1
    Jeremy 'TaxPlan' Paxman says:

    That’s what I call ‘institutionalized’.


  2. 2
    Hairy Branflake says:

    …and all who sailed in her?


  3. 3
    Itchy Scrote says:

    Another 5 years and her tenure will be higher than her IQ.


  4. 4
    Kay Burley says:



  5. 5
    FedupwithSkystaleness. says:

    Come on she is sooooo annoying. Time has come now, surely, to pension her orft.


  6. 6
    Jervaise Farquahar says:

    Ghastly. Not our type of person.


  7. 8
    Anonymous says:


  8. 10
    The Sky Harbinger of Death and Destruction. says:

    The trouble is. When Kay’s in town, there’s trouble in town.


  9. 11
    homecountiesyardie says:

    she’s a Hunt


  10. 14
    UKIP or bust says:

    Sky have devised a new series it’s called:

    I’m A Traitor Get Me Out Of Here.

    Amongst the first participants will be Fat Pang, Nick Glogg, Goofy Ed, Devious Dave and Gordo McMental.

    Others to be named (and shamed)


  11. 17
    HM Her Majesty-in-Council says:

    Which reminds me, now that i have abrogated my own coronation oath to uphold the laws and customs of England, everyone else can feel free to do as they wish – as their own oaths of loyalty to the Crown are as meaningless as mine has turned out to be.


    • 42
      nellnewman says:

      Oh Yes lets have tonybliar and the letterbox one for president and wife – think how good you’ll feel about Britain when you see them waving from Buck House balcony!


      • 75
        England says:

        If whoever it is waves in accordance with the constitution, fair enough. A Queen who fails to defend the laws and customs of England is of not much use to anyone.


    • 70
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:


      The Queen has just ensured that Britain becomes a republic.


    • 94
      Anonymous says:

      Might not a better name have been: HM Her Majesty-in-a-Council-Flat?


  12. 18
    Lord Hall says:

    Let’s hope Kay throws her hat in the ring to take over from Peston. We could do with a bit of skirt in the job.


  13. 19
    Ziggy says:

    Why do these nobodies seem to attract so much publicity? Who gives a shit about some news reader?


  14. 20
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    The Maastricht treaty is 20 years old today.

    God save the Queen

    Good Morning.


  15. 24
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Had enough of the LibLabCon traitors and their mates in the Mainstream media?

    Are you a patriot and want your country back?

    1. Stop paying the telly tax.

    2. Stop buying the lying rags laughably calling themselves newspapers.

    3. Vote UKIP at every opportunity.

    Remember vote early,vote often,vote UKIP :-)


    • 27
      Long John Silver's parrot says:

      Perhaps if you and every one else stopped paying your taxes things would change.


      • 34
        Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

        I haven’t paid the telly tax for 9 years.

        I haven’t bought a newspaper in years.


        • 43
          and now the weather.. says:

          your repetitive postings certainly prove that moron


          • Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

            You Tory trolls from CCHQ are getting ever more desperate.

            Only 18 months to go and you and the rest of the ConDem traitors will be looking for a new job :-)


          • Dave's shit torwees are shitting like shivering dogs come 2015 says:

            Watch how twitchy the torwee trolls will become when they realise a couple of days before the 2015 GE, that they are looking at losing 150 seats in Westminster, as the ‘base’ has decided to either not vote, or go elsewhere.


          • what a dick says:

            says Axe the repeating cut and paste orator in residence


        • 60
          Anonymous says:

          The LibLabCon trolls don’t like it up ‘em, sir!


    • 29
      Chinky Davey says:

      Give it a fucking rest you repetitive mong, vote UKIP and watch Labour get in, that is the reality of what your arsehole advice will bring. UKIP will not change a fucking thing, they are all as bad as the others you duped little retard.
      Just to save you the time I’ll enter you response…

      Well done you tory troll, Nigel will protect me from lefties like you and he will stop the brown men fingering my wife.



      • 47
        Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

        Get back to sucking Dave’s cock you traitorous troll.

        Only 18 months and then you can get a proper job :-)


        • 68
          Albion says:

          + all who’ll vote UKIP.
          Who gives a fuck anymore if moron Milliband gets in.
          Better an imbecile soshalist than a pretend one.
          It’s what the mongs deserve.


          • From man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which says:

            The ‘massive’ differences between Dave and Ed.

            1: Pro EU. Check.

            2: Piss taxpayers money away. Check.

            3: More green bullsh*t and taxes. Check.

            4: Higher taxes generally. Check.

            5: More ‘nanny state’. Check.

            6: Unsustainable debt. Check.

            7: Uncontrolled mass immigration / population replacement. Check.

            8: More socialist central planning. Check.

            9: Ending the free press. Check.

            10: More corporatism, crony capitalism, government by Quango and fake charities who the government pay to lobby the government. Check.

            Yeah, I see the difference now, wow.


          • Village Idiot says:

            ….The tories’ had their chance and they stuck two fingers up to their voters that gave them their seats in government!……(“Who” quote here please!)


        • 105
          Fucking rancid says:

          That position is currently taken, although Becky may not be able to do her duty once behind bars.


  16. 25
    Shittypedia says:

    “Reporting as part of Sky News’ coverage of the 11 September 2001 terrorist attacks on the USA, Burley claimed that “the entire eastern seaboard of the United States has been decimated by a terrorist attack”. A statement for which she continues to receive criticism.”


    • 28
      Roman army says:

      Decimate = reduce by one tenth.


    • 31
      Toffees' Fan says:

      The hurley burley will soon die down. But Geed’s photo must have been taken a long time ago if she has already been 25 years in the job. Must be pushing 50 at least. Isn’t that the age the Beeb give females the push?


    • 53
      Tay King-dePisse says:

      “[T]he entire eastern seaboard of the United States has been decimated by a terrorist attack”.

      Well, not literally, of course– but I’m quite sure they were none too pleased about it, either.


  17. 32
    Baz says:

    Why is there war?


  18. 38
    The Lobbyist says:

    More Charlotte Hawkins or Gillian Joseph instead please…..


  19. 49
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    The hordes of Romas flooding the UK from next year will make a mockery of Cameron’s promise to reduce immigration to the tens of thousands.

    Vote early,vote often,vote UKIP :-)


    • 54
      Ziggy says:

      That’s why Dodgy Dave and his Con men are probably repaying their developer mates by encouraging all this development to meet the housing needs of all these Romas and other really needed immigrants in this country!!


      • 77
        HS2 ~ End of the Line. says:

        And don’t forget their hi-speed train to get them about.


      • 116
        Land of hope and glory. says:

        They will be mighty pissed off if they still have to live in caravans when they get here, better get building some five, six and seven bedroomed houses dave.


    • 76
      Déjà vu......I think this is where we came in isn't it ?? says:

      Won’t be his problem after 8 May 2015 and Labour are in favour of mass immigration and further powers to EU.


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  21. 55
    Jimmy says:

    Still probably the most powerful argument in favour of the BBC


  22. 56
    UKID DING says:


    • 61
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

      Bye bye ConDem traitors :-)


    • 83
      Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

      Dave wants to lose the next election. It is a much cushier job in opposition. He just hasn’t twigged yet that when Labour do win he will be out on his traitorous arse and all the arse-licking Tory toff-loving sheep will then look forward to their next useless flocking leader.


      • 88
        Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

        The Tory party is finished, the sooner the patriotic Tories realise this and join UKIP the better.


  23. 59
    honest jon says:

    if she was on a stamp, i’d lick her


  24. 63
    Laurie Penny says:

    She is a traitor to the sistahood.


  25. 64
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Oy Vey,am I in the shit !

    Andy Coulson emailed words “do his phone” to senior journalist investigating Calum Best story, court hears #hacking


  26. 65
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    On the subject of phone hacking, anyone remember Capenhurst ?

    The techniques used here the G’erman government are suggesting were used by the US in order to perform phone gathering intelligence from their embassy in B’erlin.

    That is likely not the case, and if it was, the structures on top of the embassies and their purpose would have been understood for years.


  27. 69
    Blah says:

    Guy fawkes wanted to blow up the houses of parliament.
    Doubtful he would have taken a job working for murdoch.
    What a daft prick this blogger must take you all for


    • 74
      Doctor Mick says:

      It is for incisive comments such as yours that we come here not for Gu­ido’s boring posts.

      Keep ‘em coming pal.


    • 79
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

      Guido has been rumbled.

      None of the whistle blowers trust Guido anymore and his scoops are just a few scraps thrown to him by his mates in the MSM.


  28. 73
    Albion says:

    Another reason not to watch Sky.

    Russia Today and AlJazeera may not be fun but they are News Channels.

    Whereas Sky seems to have sunk into the grauniad gutter with the Beeboids


    • 78
      Doctor Mick says:

      Russia Today is Putin’s mouthpiece and Putin, of course, is the planet’s champion of free speech. Good call.


      • 84
        Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

        Any guy who locks up ecoloon terrorists, sinks Somali pirates and puts an end to neocon warmongers gets my vote.

        Putin strides the globe like a colossus among a sea of spineless cretinous pygmies.

        The only other politicians with any patriotic backbone are Farage & Le Pen.


        • 92
          P a u l D a n i e l s says:



        • 93
          Casual Observer 3 says:

          Anyone who can cut the gas supplies to western Europe and has a better portable anti-missile defense system certainly should not be disregarded.

          One should be guarded about placing trust in those who have a good propaganda presence.


  29. 81
    Quotes to Note says:

    “Miss Burley is forging something of a reputation as a dippy fruitcake – who can forget her fantastic intro on 9/11 that “the entire eastern seaboard of the United States has been decimated by a terrorist attack…”, George Pitcher in the Telegraph, February 18th, 2010


    • 86
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

      I wouldn’t watch SKY Snooze or the Bullshit Broadcasting Corpse if they paid me.


  30. 85
    Fact Hunt says:

    Kay Burley AKA Stiff Neck. Every time she’s on screen I have to check if my TV is wonky.


  31. 90
    cheche says:

    Owen is on tele again – tell his Mummmy


  32. 96
    Polly Toynbee says:

    Hideously white and heterosexual – I need a shower.


  33. 97
    Phil The Greek says:

    Has blagged her job for years, the woman would be out of her depth in a carpark puddle. When all’s said and done though – nice tits.


  34. 98
    Ken & George says:

    Don’t watch Sky or the BBC.

    Watch us on Press TV for the proper news as it happens*

    * Actual meaning of happens may vary


  35. 103
    Amen Holmes says:

    According to Wikipedia, Burley was fingered for the job at Sky News by Andrew Neil. I always wondered why he had a face like a bulldog after a traffic accident.



  36. 106

    Congratters all round innit?


  37. 108
    Nemesis says:

    She alright and a hundred times better than that smug lardy bastard Eamonn Holmes. What a piece of shit that fella is.


  38. 109
    molesworth_1 says:

    La Burlina truly is a unique broadcaster, feet & ankles below the rest.


  39. 110
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    I’ve read bits of her novel. I know what floats her trawler. I’ve had mine bifurcated – just in case.


  40. 111
    Anthony Nesbitt says:

    Holy shit, five more years!


  41. 117
    Lagabad Adahel says:

    An utter cnut. Totally devoid of any redeeming features. Gawd bless her? Fuck off


  42. 118
    ! Bn Stafford Cripps says:

    Eyeees Riiiight!!


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