October 31st, 2013

Kirsty Wark’s Halloween Thriller


  1. 1
    A Maimed Badger says:

    Nice Wark, if you can get it…

  2. 2
    PC DIXON says:

    Better than their usual left wing crap

  3. 3
    The BBC are cunts says:

    Where’s Jimmy Sovile when you need him ?

  4. 4
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Oh bless, the BBC drama queens just can’t resist letting lose no matter how ridiculous the occasion.

    Obliviously money well spent on family and friends of beeboids.

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Just once, I’d like to see these wankers demonstrate some constraint of costs, like a real business. Once.

  6. 6
    Doggie Fashion says:

    Soooooooooooo lame.

  7. 7
    Jimmy Savile's Ghost says:

    Yeah, I would …

  8. 8
    Jimmy Savile's Ghost says:

    Yeah, I would …

  9. 9
    Roundell says:

    BBC’s Main news programme sinks to another new low – Mrs Roundell and I just switched over

  10. 10
    Adam Gerrys says:

    No you never, you were not even watching you lying, bandwagon jumping, reactionary fucktard. And don’t go pretending you are married when we all know you sit alone in your bedsit, creaming yourself over your crusty laptop of pictures of little children. You are basically a new B@rry George.

  11. 11
    Jimmy says:

    Who says they never have tories on?

  12. 12
    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    Who says the BBC doesn’t dumb down?

  13. 13
    altruism in industry says:

    Is that like when you can’t see the Gorilla ?

  14. 14
    Andrew Efiong says:

    It’s mildly amusing.

    The really scary things are the UKIP trolls on here who surround our comments with their nutty dancing!

    I was going to vote UKIP in the Euro elections but they make Michael Jackson look ordinary.

  15. 15
    Drake's Drum says:

    I think that another Katz mea culpa is called for here.

  16. 16
    dai panting says:

    does she TWERK?

  17. 17
    Justine says:

    If thick, throw abuse – the above comment illustrates this better than most.

  18. 18
    Titter Ye Not says:

    Signed off as Ian Batz. Says it all

  19. 19
    Titter Ye Not says:

    Ian Batz. Says it all

  20. 20
    Donttaxmejustforowningafuckingtelly says:

    “Editor Ian Batz”

    FFS, how old are these wankers?

  21. 21
    Dire says:

    A serious journalist would have told Katz to fuck off with that idea.

  22. 22
    JH30943409534 says:

    ….aaannnnd the quality of our media clicks down another notch.

    £149 a year?

    To watch this utter, utter juvenile look-a-me look-a-me LOOK-A-ME shit?

    Under threat of court action?

    Fuck off.

  23. 23
    John Ward (Medway) says:

    Batz in the Belfry – and now on the studio floor too…

  24. 24
    A nincumpoop says:

    I wanted to leave a contrary view, just to wind you lot up a bit more. Can’t bring myself to do it.

  25. 25
    Fucking rancid says:

    I wouldn’t touch it with Michael Jackson’s

  26. 26
    Elsie Hargreaves 5 Railway Terrace Dewsbury says:

    I have given up bothering with Newsnight.

    I go to bed early and get a good nights sleep.

    I feel so much better in the morning.

  27. 27
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    M’ichael J’ackson was a p’aedo. Enough said.

  28. 28
    altruism in industry says:

    Why would there be a railway to Dewsbury ?

  29. 29
    Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde says:

    Newsnightmare…the Witch of Wapping and the Wizz of Oz bitch slapping Flashman with tales of wife swapping and BDSM. LOL.

  30. 30
    Airey Belvoir says:

    I was enjoying the zombies, and then realised I was actually on BBC 1 and watching the Question Time audience.

  31. 31
    What a plonker. says:

    I will vote UKIP in all Elections except at the General Election Where the thought
    of letting in Red Ed Miliband and Ed Bollox is too hard to contemplate.
    And I know through my friends and colleagues that many people feel the same.

  32. 32
    *yawn* says:

    Maybe they’re preparing Newsnight for a move to CBeebies?

  33. 33
    Bonnie Greer says:

    Waste of money as usual from the BBC.

  34. 34
    Witty Moniker says:

    I would have paid to see Paxman’s reaction in the middle of all that.

    As it is, I’ve only paid.

  35. 35

    Hallo-weeny innit?

  36. 36
    Guido is a Jeremy Hunt says:

    well said

  37. 37
    Guido is a Jeremy Hunt says:

    the’re not worried when it’s our money they are blowing

  38. 38
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    Have Gunt, will caper.
    Moore on thaet stoory later…

  39. 39
    AGL says:

    Which one is Kirsty Wark?

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