October 31st, 2013

Guidogram Going Out Shortly

The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly. All the latest on Rebekah and Andy, and more…

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  1. 1
    Andrew Efiong says:

    I still don’t know what this Guidogram is.

    An email of last week’s weblog?

    Or a special diagram by Guido?

  2. 2
    Edward Snowden says:

    Subscribe and see what happens.

  3. 3
    NSA@gmail.com says:

    Bugger, wrong button.

  4. 4
    broderick crawford says:

    it s a new EU mandated form of weights

    one guidogram equal ten barrosograms which in turn convert to four rumpypumpygrams if converted by the number of british thermal units that
    appear fraudulently on your next gas bill .

  5. 5
    subscriber says:

    Journalistic sh*t cannot be measured in Kilos hence Big G has introduced his own weights and measures scale.

  6. 6
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    What a way for my fellow Old Etonian Mr Brooks to find out his wife was having an affair !

  7. 7
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Haven’t you already got my email address?

  8. 8
    I don't need no d octor says:

    The BBC – Breeding ground for sex perverts, wasting £100 million, over the top pay-outs, slandering, exspenses, jobs for the boys.
    Why isn’t the BBC on trial?

  9. 9
    oh what a treat says:

    its like waiting for the beano to come through the post box

  10. 10
    I don't need no d octor says:

    expenses – one s too many – that’s Rioja for you!

  11. 11
    pathetic wanker says:

    don’t worry yourself poster Charlies very relaxed about the past like most real men are – its time you grew some and stopped hiding behind the Pm’s tag

  12. 12
    a non says:

    With your understanding of figures you must be Ed Balls in disguise.
    Rebekah and Charlie were not married until 2009, years after the supposed ‘affair’.
    Please send me the 7 pound note ASAP

  13. 13
    fried soup says:

    It’s as sexy as a 10 year old copy of Reader’s Wives.

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