October 31st, 2013

Brooks and Coulson Were Lovers for Six Years

It can now be reported that Rebekah Brooks and Andy Coulson were having an affair for at least 6 years between 1998 and 2004 during her editorship of the NOTW.

The affair was revealed in a letter from Rebekah to Andy found by the cops:

“you are my very best friend…I confide in you, I love you..we laugh and cry together…I’m frightened to be without you.”

And there is more to come…


404 Comments

  1. 1
    Penfold says:

    Is that why she duffed up Ross?

  2. 2
    Lord Fondlebum of Hartlepool says:

    Oh really. I think Dave was one of the few that didn’t know this!

  3. 3
    An Angry Aardvark says:

    In others, it has been discovered that bears shit in woodland, many Popes have been Catholic, and Hugh Grant is a censorious tosser.

  4. 4
    Amfortas says:

    Which one was sleeping their way to the top?

  5. 5
    Artie says:

    Did you all know? I didn’t.

  6. 6
    dai panting says:

    thats exciting

  7. 7
    Gorden's left ballbag says:

    Poor sod,hasn’t he suffered enough. Not guilty.

  8. 8
    Upshot creek says:

    Well I never!……… Bet they both tapped each other’s phones.

  9. 9
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Guido told us about this ages ago.

    I know we must not talk about the trial but I am incandescent with rage and might just have a heart attack and fall off my perch if this trial goes on and on.

  10. 10
    Allegro Strapon says:

    I think in the who was fucking who stakes Stephanie Flanders takes the prize.

  11. 11
    Andrew Efiong says:

    It can now be reported? I read it on here ages ago!

    Top work Guido, flushing out all this. Here’s hoping you’re not regulated away by po-faced Labour politicians!

  12. 12
    Mitch says:

    He didn’t tell us, he gave us a hint.

    Fortune favours the brave…or the Hinters..

  13. 13
    idontgiveatoss says:

    and owen jones is a jumped up snotty nosed little prick

  14. 14
    Tristram Hunt(Prime Minister Designate) says:

    The 6 year affair between MIck Hucknall and Andy Coulson is now in the public domain.

  15. 15
    Remember this guy wanted a lobby pass says:

    I’d be more impressed if we were told who was involved in the *really* juicy Number 10 affairs.

  16. 16
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    According to the prosecution Edis, one of the letters between R and C towards the end indicates that C wished to break off the affair and it was causing R grief.

    Edis reads from “intelligent, elegant and well written” B’rooks letter to C’oulson.

    Edis “at this time it looks like C’oulson was seeking to break off this affair… it’s clear this caused her a lot of grief”

    h/t @peterjukes

  17. 17
    Curious, of Mold says:

    Whatever happened about the ‘affair’ at No 10?

  18. 18
    InOutplease says:

    Who cares?

  19. 19
    Peter Grimes says:

    Whilst Rebekah is in the dock accused of destroying evidence, Saint Tony Blair is making millions from ‘advising’ governments despite having destroyed all of his parliamentary claim receipts.

    What an odd Leftist world we are becoming.

  20. 20
    Tina Thatcher says:

    What has out Prime Minister been fucking up to?

    Why wasn’t this man vetted properly.

    He was allowed into the heart of a Government on a fancy salary for which we have had to pay a fancy sum.

    I do not give a monkey’s tit about what he thinks about televising his brother in the Court of Appeal.

    I want to know exactly what vetting was carried out to protect our interests and I want a full explanation by close of business tonight.

  21. 21
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    I am able to provide a cast iron guarantee that I knew nothing about this,or about anything else for that matter.

  22. 22
    KC1 says:

    Well played, sir.

  23. 23
    Peter Bone says:

    Care to step outside and repeat that ?

  24. 24
    Red Ed ate my country says:

    You seriously could not make this up.

    You could also not make up the fact that the twat who gave all those American secrets away and then was given asylum in Russia has started work for a Russian web page provider.
    The catch?
    Apparently they are not going to disclose which website for security reasons.

    Unspoofable.

  25. 25
    Remember this guy wanted a lobby pass says:

    That’s proper tittle-tattle so we don’t talk about it.

  26. 26
    A Maimed Badger says:

    Question is, how much did Dave know….

  27. 27
    Wendy Ding-Dong says:

    My Hero

  28. 28
    Peter Grimes says:

    Huge Grant is not only a censorious tosser, he also likes to be gobbled off by street whores.

  29. 29
    Duty Pedant says:

    “at least 6 years between 1998 and 2004″

    There weren’t 6 years between 1998 and 2004. There were five years.

  30. 30
    Andrew Efiong says:

    It’s not the PMs job to vet him. That’s what we have police, civil servants and even secret agencies for.

    But it looks like another public sector bungle. They were probably all too busy dreaming of ways to fit up innocent people.

  31. 31
    Leverson says:

    Tell it like it is baby

  32. 32
    Chinky Davey says:

    Calm down you sweaty clunged bint before I kick you in your rancid cabbage. Now put your scampi scented knickers on and go and make me a cup of tea.

  33. 33
    Red Ed ate my country says:

    Perhaps she likes playing with balls

  34. 34
    Dave is a well-educated idiot says:

    The real real question: How much does Dave know?

  35. 35
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    I think I am going to be violently sick.

    It was bad enough hearing about Mr Murdoch entering through the back door at downing street for cups of tea.

  36. 36
    Steve Miliband says:

    The real, real, real question: Who gives a fuck?

  37. 37
    Adam Gerrys says:

    That twat as you call him has far, far bigger balls than youve ever had either in your trousers or bashing against your chin as you slurp down yet another member.

  38. 38
    TheBasicMind says:

    Imagine if Rebekah Brooks and Mick Hucknall were to have a baby together. It would be singing “I dreamed a dream” by age 1.

  39. 39
    Gordon B says:

    Yes, he is a twentwo carat cxxx.

  40. 40
    nuke says:

    Worst kept secret ever.

  41. 41
    Red Ed ate my country says:

    I said earlier that if these NOW guys had to know then so did the people in child case scandals, chief plods in plebgate and and even the BBC. Ah no though because they are all rabid lefties they all are allowed not to know and get bucketfuls of taxpayers cash for hurt feelings.

  42. 42
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Bungle like the mix up with video tapes in Pleb Gate ?

    Common Purpose stitch up more like, or more likely, no vetting was done beyond a nod from RB and her boss ? ;-)

  43. 43
    so what says:

    not sure if this revelation makes any material difference whatsoever

  44. 44
    The Straws says:

    Try as I might I cannot work out who got the short straw.

  45. 45
    Steve Miliband says:

    What we really need is a free press to expose this sort of silly nonesense

  46. 46
    bergen says:

    That’s the sort of story that used to be a NOTW exclusive.

  47. 47
    Eccles says:

    2 + 2 = 27.3

  48. 48
    Gordon Brôwn says:

    Did someone say PJ party?

  49. 49
    Gordon B says:

    Oooh you are awful!

  50. 50
    Tweet like a lefty says:

    You could tell from their body language.

  51. 51
    BBC Rapid Rebuttal Unit says:

    Yes like there were zero years between 1997 and 2010.

  52. 52
    Mitch says:

    It’s not exactly brave to pinch something and run off, is it? A really brave guy would have stayed in the US and faced down his accusers, whatever the cost.

  53. 53
    Steve Miliband says:

    Is Will Straw involved as well?

  54. 54
    Red Ed ate my country says:

    You want to know why he appears not to have been vetted properly, you want to know that after Gordon Brown became PM ??? Unapologetic and without election? What a short memory you really do have?

    FFS Coulson’s a minnow in comparison to the mentalist

  55. 55
    geordieboy says:

    Entering who’s back passage?

  56. 56
    Paniagua V5 says:

    So which one is the undercover cop?

  57. 57
    We says:

    You really need a spellchecker, sweetie.

  58. 58
    A war on the press dressed up as something else says:

    The moment Murdoch withdrew support from Labour all this phone hacking shit hits the fan.
    Also the relish with which the BBC has and is pushing this story stinks to high heaven of collusion.
    I care not for the defendants as long as we shoot at the messengers as well.

  59. 59
    nuke says:

    Could you be slightly less cryptic for those of us with a lunchtime hangover, there’s a good chap.

  60. 60
    Curious, of Mold says:

    The real real real question is, what’s for tea?

  61. 61
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Could the take down of NOTW be in part connected with their campaign over ‘Sarah’s Law’, to name p’edophiles following the Sarah Payne murder ?

    In the post Savile era that somehow seems significant now.

  62. 62
    Red Ed ate my country says:

    Brave is that how you describe it? Naive seriously naive and I can assure you that he certainly has no courage and no balls
    He is by any measure a coward because he would not be hiding in Russia otherwise

  63. 63
    Horse trials says:

    I suppose that means these two went out riding each other?

  64. 64
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Labour must have been aware of it at the time as this took place under their watch.

    They were using it for ‘spin’ purposes which is why they decided to out it when allegiance of M switched.

  65. 65
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    No further questions, your honour !

  66. 66
    Pierced Organ says:

    Can we change the bloody record?

    btw I’m hoping to have Jeremy Clarkson on life stories soon. Before I am incarcerated hopefully

  67. 67
    A war on the press dressed up as something else says:

    Who else knew about phone hacking during the New Labour/Murdoch love in?
    Come on Beccy spill the beans on a few former Home secretaries.

  68. 68
    average joanna says:

    While Brooks is recast in her role as
    Arch Villainess, Alan Rusbridger is
    free to play both his grand pianos,
    despite publishing a “handbook for
    terrorists.”

  69. 69
    a non says:

    Bit confused what this informaton has got to do with hacking / tapping phones?

  70. 70
    mraemiller says:

    So basically she was having an affair with Coulson while in a relationship with Ross Kemp, while marrying Ross Kemp, after marrying Ross Kemp and while being divorced by Ross Kemp.

    Funny that the News of the World never covered this celebrity story.

  71. 71
    as bad as each other says:

    the real crock of shit here is that many papers were using the same tactics in gathering info.

  72. 72
    Selohesra says:

    Was news to me too – if only there was some sort of Sunday scandal rag to expose this sort of story

  73. 73
    Mrs Frome from Higher Churchtown says:

    Is this the thingy linked to number 10 that if got out would rock the establishment?

    Can’t be as it’s not that surprising.

  74. 74
    just a thought says:

    Good point.

  75. 75
    Hatchet job says:

    This affects guilt how?

  76. 76
    Dave says:

    And here I was thinking the “dynamite affair” was Boris and Sam

  77. 77
    Hatchet job says:

    +1

  78. 78
    No 10. says:

    An affair yes, Coulson, no.
    Surely ‘wild eyed loons’ everywhere will hunt the real one out.

  79. 79
    Private Eye says:

    We know someone who’s good at spells!

  80. 80
    nellnewman says:

    and that is relevant to these hacking allegations , why?

  81. 81
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    OMG! So that’s what all those tweets about ACRB were about! Who knew?

  82. 82
    Herbie the Hamster says:

    Do things really happen like this in public life?

    How can people possibly perform their jobs impartially?

  83. 83
    Yawn says:

    In other news. Hugh Grant had a wank today.

  84. 84
    nellnewman says:

    +1000

  85. 85
    Harriet Harman says:

    Red Bastards?

  86. 86
    Curious, of Mold says:

    C’mon guido, spill the beans. does you latest tweet (I don’t do twitter, so commenting here) refer to the much heralded then covered up ‘affair’ at No 10 you wrote about a way back?

  87. 87
    yuk says:

    quite why she was involved with kemp is beyond me – ill mannered yob

  88. 88
    Mr Leveson says:

    A repeat of a polite request: Please DO NOT RT BBC coverage of the hacking trial and add biased/prejudicial comment.

  89. 89
    Camorons finished says:

    When did they have the 3some with Davy Boy?

  90. 90
    Pip says:

    It is lovely and heartfelt and sad – shame it has to be aired in public.

  91. 91
    Ross Kemp says:

    I hope there’s no inference that I couldn’t keep RB completely satisfied as a woman!

  92. 92
    BBC, MSM, etc says:

    We’ve told you what to look at today, so kindly comply, please.

  93. 93
    illogical says:

    And all of them leap years ;)

  94. 94
    Private Eye says:

    Why all this trial bother…just throw her into the river and see if she floats!

  95. 95
    Chestnut mare says:

    Please, please, please let it be that the horses are found innocent of any charges.

  96. 96
    Chris Patten says:

    I think the BBC were above reproach and fearlessly exposed the guilty parties who must have been the Government

  97. 97
    Anonymous says:

    Sorry to disappoint you, you unpleasant fecker.They didnt.

  98. 98
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Builds case for conspiracy, especially in context of professional relationship existent at the time.

  99. 99
    Two Timer says:

    So while Dave was riding her horse, Andy was riding her.

  100. 100
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Case for conspiracy.

  101. 101
    Sarah Brown says:

    So that’s what Rebekah was hiding in her Pyjamas.

  102. 102
    C Caplin says:

    I would certainly agree with letting things lie.

  103. 103
    Anonymous says:

    The reporting of which set him off on his bonkers crusade !

  104. 104
    David Cæmeron says:

    LOL

  105. 105
    Private Eye says:

    Collusion

  106. 106
    Herbie the Hamster says:

    I trust nothing marked “private and confidential 10 Downing Street” appears anywhere near NOTW.

  107. 107
    Labour Spin Doctor says:

    Right we’ve got between now and the 2015 election to destroy the Sun newspaper before they print a picture of Miliband as Mr Potato head.
    See if we can get the BBC on board

  108. 108
  109. 109
    Tin Foil Hat Brigade says:

    Is it a coincidence showing a picture of Rebeka when it’s Halloween?

  110. 110
    Sir William Waud says:

    Aaaaaaaaaaaah! That is so touching, and I am not being ironic.

  111. 111
    Jack says:

    I certainly aren’t.
    I’m having one of my depressions.
    Feel some sympathy for me.
    I deserve it.
    I’m an elder statesman now.
    Still as slimy and untrustworthy as ever though.

  112. 112
    BBC, MSM, etc says:

    Except that there were allegedly about 20 people involved – were they all having an affair with each other?

  113. 113
    Private Eye says:

    Well she liked a bit of rough. Maybe that’s why she duffed him up?

  114. 114
    Anonymous says:

    This is so fab ! i can imagine Milliband and Balls throwing phones around their offices as they thought (hoped) it would be Dave !

  115. 115
    Edward Snowden says:

    FFS,I don’t believe this thread !

  116. 116
    illogical says:

    SKY News latest.
    Adam Boulton rushes to interview Larry.

  117. 117
  118. 118
    Anonymous says:

    Yeah, I doubt wavy Davy would be able to get it up.

  119. 119
    Expensive lawyer says:

    My client, Mr Grant, takes exception to the accusation that he had sex with the entire new Zealand Rugby Team–it was just one all-black hooker.

  120. 120
    Whatta pr@, but I love him Divinely says:

    Had?
    IS
    and is everyday

  121. 121
    Call me Dave, future failure says:

    Note to self:

    Expedite Royal Charter

  122. 122
    Anonymous says:

    I want to know what vetting was carried out on that Alistair Campbell ? didn they know he liked the odd drink ?

  123. 123
    Call me Dave, future failure says:

    Not the only pussy to be probed.

  124. 124
    david says:

    Could someone please explain what the difference is between the media hacking people’s phones and the NSA/GCHQ hacking people’s phones?Do the same laws not apply? Can we expect a show trial with MI5 ,GCHQ and every western government in the dock? Oh, thought not.

  125. 125
    A white horse called Raisa says:

    It was me!

  126. 126
    Call me Dave, future failure says:

    Autonomous or assisted?

  127. 127
    Anonymous says:

    He is a traitor, normal people wouldnt touch him with a bargepole

  128. 128
    Anonymous says:

    And what fucking business is this of the pigs? lets face it, the pigs themselves are very fond of shagging each others wives/husbands/mates/partners, arrogant hypocritical bastards all of them.

  129. 129
    A Yank pain in the arse who has over stayed her welcome says:

  130. 130
    Caligula says:

    Oh my word! Some people have been having it off!

    Well I never, whatever next? Popes admitting to inclining towards Catholicism? The discovery that animals of the ursine variety prefer to defecate in arboreal areas?

  131. 131
    Anonymous says:

    If I was PM and my brother was Rebekahs lawyer, I would be pissed off if my brother didn’t tell me, you know, quietly, over dinner at home.

  132. 132
  133. 133
    Anonymous says:

    who gave it to him and what did he pay for it?

  134. 134
    Jeremy Kyle says:

    DNA , DNA , DNA , ……..etc

  135. 135
    Filthy Flaps says:

    Well said that man, every one knows it is SamCam who has had the most member’s members up her mangled inbred gentry pipes pumping her full of their lumpy j!zz. Dave just hides in the wardrobe and knocks one out with Gideon.

  136. 136
    Sir William Waud says:

    I don’t think they actually KNOW things at Number 10. I think of the PM’s office as a colony of naked mole-rats, all chasing around underground on missions they don’t understand, with Cameron in the role of queen of the colony, partly controlling the peons with pheromones.

  137. 137
    Anonymous says:

    A bonkers crusade.

    What like the European Union and Windmills so loved by the Conservatives and Cameron ?

  138. 138
    The Plod says:

    Yes, but only whilst on duty!

  139. 139
    a non says:

    Conspiracy of what?
    The needs of 2 hot blooded individuals getting their ends away!

  140. 140
    Hugh Grant's Box Of Kleenex says:

    You guys can’t prove anything.

  141. 141
    Anonymous says:

    Sleeping their way to the top…

    Do you mean Wendy and Tony ?

  142. 142
    Tristram Hunt(Prime Minister Designate) says:

    The organisation I work for requests for food parcels have tripled but the Tories claim things are getting better!

  143. 143
    Bewildered says:

    Forgive my confusion, but I fail entirely to see what a relationship between 2 of the accused has to do with the alleged phone hacking. What game are the police and prosecution playing?

  144. 144
    Benefit Claimants says:

    We never realised you could get free food as well as your fags, sky sub and booze.

  145. 145
    illogical says:

    And did Larry only start using the back door after Dave gave the go-ahead for same sex marriage?

  146. 146
    broderick crawford says:

    foursome surely …..just think .. sam and beks .. yes please ….

  147. 147
    C.O.Jones says:

    That £120 per year energy tax that is lost to every household could easily be recovered by privatising the BBC.

    No telly tax, if the BBC are that good then they do not need it.

  148. 148
    Fishy says:

    BBC: Boy – we’re really enjoying this. We’re stood in front of the mirror, limbering up for the main event when we can get Cameron.

    PAXMAN, last night: ‘It was inconceivable that the PRIME MINISTER’S FRIENDS didn’t know that their staff were hacking peoples’ phones, said a prosecutor today’

    Q? Did the prosecutor really say, ‘The Prime Minister’s Friends’…or did the BBC put that in for their own purposes?

    Q? Which Prime Minister exactly? Cameron wasn’t Prime Minister when Labour turned a ‘blind eye’ to hacking and to blagging

    PAXMAN: ‘Who knew (there was hacking)….that’s the job of the court…Eight people facing trial, including two editors of the News of the World, one a pal of the Prime Minister, the other his one time official spokesman…potentially very serious implications for some very powerful people’

    Q? Do you mean Cameron?

    The BBC’s reporting of this is, and always has been, politically biased and prejudicial.

    Why didn’t the judge ask if any of the potential jurors had heard the story reported on the BBC or read its website?

  149. 149
    Ian Theknow says:

    Join the real world you duped little twonk. You really think the septics would have let any of that stuff get out? As it is the handlers from mi5 who run the guardian have nicked half of his stuff from him already.

  150. 150
    Baffled says:

    Who is Ross Kemp?

  151. 151
    Mark Carney says:

    Well, it’s a bit like how bank accounts operate.

    If I were to steal say £200 out of your account by hacking your online facility and I was caught I would be prosecuted, whereas all of the banks are ripping off everyone with a bank account all of the time (think PPI, bank charges, LIBOR etc etc) and its done on such a grand scale then it’s OK.

  152. 152
  153. 153
    Snap crackle and pop says:

    Dave, why are you stealing Vince’s line?

  154. 154
    Anonymous says:

    So what ? Wonder how many of the lawyers in the room are at it – quite sweet compared to what some of the hacked off tossers get up to

  155. 155
    Huff and Puff says:

  156. 156
    According to Electoral Commission the British Public are unsure if the UK is a member of the EU says:

    Who the fuck cares ? The World has moved on. Politicians and hacks are all the same whatever party they belong to A plague on ALL their houses. The public aren’t interested in this. They are more concerned about more IMPORTANT issues such as energy costs, cost of living and the like. The establishment have no real conception of what ordinary people’ concern are but one thing is for sure it ain’t this rubbish

  157. 157
    Snap crackle and pop says:

    .. or Red Sails in the Sunset?

  158. 158
    Jack Ketch says:

    Should sexual entanglements be published in the same manner as financial interests as MPs, members of the HoL, civil servants and other public figures are required to do?
    The information would be really amusing or a source of teeth clenching as in the case of Stephanie Flanders and her many, many Labourites.
    Of course we were all done by Mr Brown and Mr Blair and totally buggered by Mr Mandlebum.

  159. 159
    Bleach your brain says:

    One would think you were a lefty but you are also a woman hater.

    You are a deranged and sad individual who has probably spent too much time in the dark recesses of the interweb.

  160. 160
    Will says:

    Never mind Dad. Try some of this, you’ll feel much better. That’ll be £30 please.

  161. 161
    Snap crackle and pop says:

    “Things” is an inappropriate description of our beloved MPs.

  162. 162
    Anonymous says:

    Or his brother…

  163. 163
    Anonymous says:

    Why?

  164. 164
    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    This revelation is just what the NOTW was closed down for doing.

  165. 165
    I don't need no d octor says:

    Are you sure the letter was “found” by the cops. Could officers that belong to the police federation have planted the letter?

  166. 166
    Anonymous says:

    Can you explain why Jools and Eddie had the right to divulge said results of hacking ? i mean 3 wrongs dont make a right, do they ?

  167. 167
    Anonymous says:

    It would be a devil child and make an obnoxious speech at the Young Conservatives like Wee Willy Hague

  168. 168
    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    But at least he didn’t wreck the economy unlike the ex-politician who must have known what the banks were doing.

  169. 169
    Private Eye says:

    So that makes two red tops to have gone down on Andy Coulson!

  170. 170
    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    Or some political blog.

  171. 171
    broderick crawford says:

    yeah but he s not becy s silk any more at least not for today .

    the legal cam was appearing in a first broadcast supreme court hearing regarding some lowlife doing time who thought he should be freed coz his incarceration was a breach of his ” huhne ” man rights .

    the appeal was unsuccessful .

    so perhaps cameron legal will be back at the bailey tomorrow on first division duty .

  172. 172
    Keli Kylla Kampbell says:

    and the odd war

    and the odd “suicide”

  173. 173
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Sorry: Edis is prosecution. Prosecution are currently presenting their case.

    Above are quotes from Twitter stream.

    It appears that the prosecution is trying to frame the nature of the dynamic of the relationship between C and R. This is important for the case relating to certain charges which have been brought.

    Speculating on how this framing can affect the charges would be contempt. The jury will use this information in its evaluation of the bearing of the personal relationship between AC and RB vs. the professional relationship which may be pertinent to certain charges currently being defended.

  174. 174
    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    She liked giving double-Edders.

  175. 175
    Rupee's Revenge says:

    Take your time ladies. I have not even begun yet.

  176. 176
    Andy Coulson says:

    I got arrested a while back for impersonating a police officer.

    I was receiving head from Rebekah Brooks in the News of the World car park at the time!

  177. 177
    bergen says:

    Or how they have the time to do their jobs at all.

  178. 178
    get real trotsky says:

    One man’s traitor is … another man’s traitor too, usually.

  179. 179
    Rupee's Revenge says:

    All in good time. Let it bubble a bit first.

  180. 180
    Anonymous says:

    Apparently Cameron was advised not to employ Coulson by his advisors, but he simply overruled them and instructed them not to proceed with the normal due diligence and just employ Coulson.

    That shows extremely poor judgement and a lack of disregard for normal due process.

    Cameron fcuked up, and fcuked up big.

    Make no mistake this reflects extremely badly on him.

  181. 181
    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    What has this got to do with the case against them, except for the kind of titillation that NOTW closed down for doing?

  182. 182
    Germanicus says:

    When it kicked off Ross got the hell out of there.

  183. 183
    Happy Halloween says:

    The husband of former News of the World editor Rebekah Brooks claims there is a ‘witch hunt’ against her.

    Good old British justice, the best in the world. If she doesn’t drown, they can burn her at the stake.

  184. 184
    Rupee's Revenge says:

    Oh dear. Clearly you have not been watching.

  185. 185
    Lord Carrington's Binoculars says:

    Wonder if the real reason Becs spent a night in a Battersea jail will also be revealed…?

  186. 186
    Nasal Ed says:

    must be horrible to have your private emails read by strangers like that

  187. 187
    broderick crawford says:

    Divine !!!!

  188. 188
    Anonymous says:

    And that was the Conservative Party epitaph, 2015

  189. 189
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    PS Guido I had no idea so much shagging going on in and around Westminster as you say. I am such an innocent!

  190. 190
    Jabba Le Chat says:

    Reminds of Niggle Farridge and Annabellend Fullerlips…

  191. 191
    lover r us says:

    A good percentage of those participating here are also unsure of the relevance of this information but WTF. Join in. Maybe together with most media supporting this trivia it will produce a mistrial. ;)

  192. 192
    gerdundula says:

    An excellent demonstration of why you should never pay attention to a pedant

  193. 193
    broderick crawford says:

    …. or put another way ..

    which one was ascending the greasy pole …

  194. 194
    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    If it was so wrong for the NOTW to pry into the private affairs of people and make it public why is it OK for the state to do the same.

  195. 195
    Patty Fang says:

    during the reign of terror.

    [Since you did not use a full stop, I assumed you needed somebody to complete the sentence. Happy to oblige].

  196. 196
    Ric Holden,CCHQ says:

    Gordon Brown In ‘Ex-Politician’ Blunder

    http://news.sky.com/story/1162215/gordon-brown-in-ex-politician-blunder … …>> oops!

  197. 197
    David Cameron says:

    It makes a difference to me..

    I was riding Rebekas horse and texting sweet kisses to the most powerful media person in the UK after cost dinner parties at her house, and then employed her secret lover against all the advice of my minions.

    And what references did Rebekah give me about Coulson… glowing ones.

    I’d say it was a momumental fcuk up.

  198. 198
    broderick crawford says:

    GORDONS COLOSTOMY BAG SAYS

    you re talking balls and i ve just pissed myself again .

  199. 199
    Riggsy Brown says:

    Brooks began dating Ross Kemp1996 and married him in Las Vegas in 2002. The dates of the Coulson affair seem to overlap. Who’d have thought it?

  200. 200
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Tupped…?

  201. 201
    Shylock Homes says:

    Ask Watson, he’ll know

  202. 202
  203. 203
    Annymous says:

    So thats alright then.

  204. 204
    broderick crawford says:

    i can reveal all

    it s larry the cat and sam

  205. 205
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    That could be bad for Russ!a.

    They should take note of healthcare.gov before letting him near anything important. ;-)

  206. 206
    Ross Kemp says:

    Not me!

  207. 207
    Gillian Duffy says:

    Where are these journalists all flocking from?

  208. 208
    Curly says:

    This Huff thing is a lot worse than the NoTW ever was. Who writes all their crap?

  209. 209
    ian says:

    i thought it might have been those two

  210. 210
    Caligula says:

    Duff duff duff duff!

  211. 211
    broderick crawford says:

    yeah but us it not the case that fiscal records need only be kept seven years in the uk for individual tax matters ?

    must be seven since tone quit being pm and became a left footer what ? — so he can formally destroy all the receipts he likes from that era n’est oas ?

  212. 212
    Obama Bin Laden says:

    The Global War on Terror!

  213. 213
    Mary Whitehouse says:

    It would be so ginger it could self combust at will

  214. 214
  215. 215
    Curly says:

    The Puffington Host mainly.

  216. 216
    broderick crawford says:

    … or

    RED IS THE COLOUR

  217. 217
    Inferences of our time says:

    You were cuckolded by Coulson, and beaten up by your wife.

    You have nothing.

  218. 218
    broderick crawford says:

    Gad sir … are you Judge Jeffries reincarnated ??

  219. 219
    The Sicilian Expedition says:

    Well, for starters: Me, Cameron, Cameron’s wife, all Cameron’s wife’s friends, their families, their families’ servants, their families’ servants’ tennis partners, some chap I bumped into on the street reading the same thread called Bernard, everyone else who reads this thread, everyone who reads or watches anything related to the matter, and i guess you – unless you ended up here accidently and thought what the hell i might as well create a moniker and write a comment now that i’m here even though i have completely no interest in the information imparted in the story above…

  220. 220
    Ariana H's edible hamster says:

    Mental Meh’di is political editor isn’t he ?

  221. 221
    david says:

    Hmmm so Dave’s ‘riding mate’ was a little free with her favours ‘eh. I wonder if the ‘riding’ was confided to the horses.

  222. 222
    Gillian Duffy says:

    Where are all these Popes flocking from?

  223. 223
    A Libertarian says:

    In the case of Abbot and Pickles, such declarations could be considered a flattening tax.

  224. 224
    Peeping Tom says:

    Yep, the 69 gave it totally away!

  225. 225
    A Libertarian says:

    Usually the state (ie. Police or Security Services) need to get a court order before engaging in such activities. Anti Terror laws passed in the wake of 9-11 relaxed such inconveniences.

  226. 226
    A Horse says:

    Neigh.

  227. 227
    broderick crawford says:

    yes quite so the period in uk between may 1997 and may 2010 will henceforth be referred to as years zero in a slight deviation to the year zero progrom instigated in the fair land of cambodia in the mid seventies by a regime headed up by one mister pol pot .

  228. 228
    Anonymous says:

    Poetic justice

  229. 229
    The general public says:

    Cameron may look like a fool – but you are a total Tristram.

  230. 230
    broderick crawford says:

    what …. are we now saying rebs is a backgammon player ??

  231. 231
    Fellini says:

  232. 232
    A N Other Horse says:

    What a ‘mare

  233. 233
    broderick crawford says:

    that would be the Last Straw then would it .?

  234. 234
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Read up on the case and scan through the twitter live reporting.

    It will become clear. It is not a ‘salacious’ detail.

  235. 235
    broderick crawford says:

    yes … and as its halloween tonight …. will the court rise early to cater for the extra mural commitments of one if the defendants ..?

  236. 236
    Margaret Beckett says:

    *goes for a huge trot*

  237. 237
    Goutry says:

  238. 238
    Duran Duran says:

    Cameron in a Chucka suit with blonde RB at 3 min 40s:

  239. 239
    Mary S says:

    Again, who really cares about this, looking like a witch hunt.

  240. 240
    Anonymous says:

    Well of course he does he is a fool ask Barosso

  241. 241
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t we all

  242. 242
  243. 243
    Bilda Berger says:

    > too much time in the dark recesses of the interweb.

    Pot, kettle, etc. etc.

  244. 244
    broderick crawford says:

    … or as andy c would have imagined himself whilst performing ::

    the whole nine yards .

  245. 245
    gormless says:

    on a word no you thick old bat

  246. 246
    Toots (and the Maytals) says:

    54-46 was my number…

  247. 247
    Philip Schofield says:

    It took me 3 minutes to find this on the internet.

  248. 248
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    the above (link reproduced below) should be regarded as government propaganda and hostile as

    it was published and / or updated post 30th October 2013.

    Be aware that direct UK Government political interference in this article cannot be ruled out which will compromise, inter alia, validity of and motivation for presentation of

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    f

  249. 249
    broderick crawford says:

    i did not know women had an ” end” to get away … other than after gender reassignment on the nhs,

    learn something new every day on this blog …thank you .

  250. 250
    brian says:

    Some wag put a naughty entry on Wikipedia but it was edited see http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Rebekah_Brooks&diff=579619032&oldid=579617977 for before and after

  251. 251
    broderick crawford says:

    GRANT MITCHELL SAYS

    wassss goin’ on ???

  252. 252
    Spoon-faced Traitor Watch says:

    He just does!

  253. 253
    Salacious Detail says:

    Unless of course his judgement was influenced by a third party… ;-)

  254. 254
    broderick crawford says:

    JAMIE ” BOB ” DIMON(D) SAYS

    LOL is a financ izl term dave .. it stands for Lots Of Leverage.

  255. 255
    bergen says:

    +1

  256. 256
    Tony Blair, a man with many skeletons in his closet says:

    I always have more to come.

  257. 257
    broderick crawford says:

    goes to copulation my lord so please take it under advisement as our colonial american legal friends would say .

  258. 258
    Riggsy Brown says:

    Cameron was about to appoint the BBC’s Guti Harri Head of Communications for the Conservative Party – summer `07 – when Brooks persuaded him to change his mind and appoint Coulson. Interesting way of trying to keep/impress the man who had tried to dump her a few months previously! And how exactly did she persuade call me Dave?

  259. 259
    All sorts says:

    Regarding the Thick of It clip, is there really a man on college green who shouts “you’re an arab” to everyone?

  260. 260
    broderick crawford says:

    yes .. because previously …. he used … wait for it !! …….the cat flap

  261. 261
    Nudes International says:

    Can we now be told who the bloke was that Kempy was in bed with.

  262. 262
    The Police Federation says:

    Never!

  263. 263
    Reportage says:

    Bloody hell and I though it was just a case of her giving the occasional BJ to Gordon to see if he was still alive! and if so, keep him sweet. This story could run and run and run.

  264. 264
    Helpful advice says:

  265. 265
    broderick crawford says:

    R BROOKS – KEMP nee’ WADE SAYS

    i have no comment to make .

  266. 266
    bergen says:

    Very good !

  267. 267
    Skull & Bones says:

    Tone, your closet must be so big it can be seen, without any fancy optics, from space!

  268. 268
    nellnewman says:

    I am so bored with this case! Isn’t there anything else in the political sphere to talk about?

  269. 269
    ha ha says:

    Good one

  270. 270
    broderick crawford says:

    you CAN SAFELY believe it Edward

    in downing street they still think prism is a quaint kind of paperweight and that Tor is a sperm bull on Tony s farm in the Archers.

  271. 271
    Guido Fawkes says:

    Not really, nell. We did jumpers last week, or was it the week before?

  272. 272
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Here you go:

    Kept Ed up late last night.

  273. 273

    Reallllllly boring! Where did she leave her broomstick?

  274. 274
    Ed Miliband says:

    I love the Red Pox.

  275. 275
    balanced vision... says:

    disagree – what connection is there between the way in which coulson discharged his duties as communications director and his personal life.

    according to all reliable sources he was very good at his job and he did the right thing in resigning when the hacking related matters arose.

  276. 276
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    I’ve been asleep. Did anything happen?

  277. 277
    Anonymous says:

    You need a hobby, normal people dont think about other peoples sex lives.

  278. 278
    Gordon Brown says:

    I still have a lot to offer.

  279. 279
    Harriet Harman, Stand-up comedian. says:

    Meanwhile this is nowhere to be found on the BBC website

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2480838/BBC-star-arrested-Savile-sex-abuse-probe.html

  280. 280
    broderick crawford says:

    GIACOMO CASANOVA SAYS

    Somebody called ?

  281. 281
    Airey Belvoir says:

    And quite a witch, too!

  282. 282
    scumbag traitor says:

    snowden’s actions were totally irresponsible

  283. 283
    broderick crawford says:

    Privatise Humphries and Paxo .

    Sponsor their every rude question, expression or interruption .
    Auntie s funding problem solved .

  284. 284
    Anonymous says:

    You can tell its half term by the puerile standard of posts.15 year olds sniggering in their bedrooms, lets hope they grow out of it soon.

  285. 285
    Beelzebub says:

    +666

  286. 286
    UK Government Press Censorship Warning says:

    As per UK press regulations signed into effect on 30th October 2013, the article linked to in the above (link reproduced below) should be regarded as government propaganda and hostile as it was published and / or updated post 30th October 2013.

    Be aware that direct UK Government political interference in this article cannot be ruled out which will compromise, inter alia, validity of and motivation for presentation of reported content.

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  287. 287
    Beelzebub says:

    So she divorced Kemp for his infidelity while shagging Coulson on the sly herself?

  288. 288
    Anonymous says:

    No, it would look like Milliband and would say Dadda Dadda Dadda.Even when it was 44 !

  289. 289
    Anonymous says:

    Regretfully, there have to be scapegoats so that all others involved can get off scot free. The scapegoats this time are Mrs.Brooks and Mr. Coulson. I really hope that when all the BBC’s bloodletting is over, Mr Murdoch will offer them well paid jobs far away from this hypocritical country.

  290. 290
    Anonymous says:

    There wasnt one you moron, this was what Guido whas hinting at COULSON—

  291. 291
    Bill Vague says:

    What! No mention of my gayness are you homophobic?

  292. 292
    Bread and Circusssesesses's says:

    Mention the Royal Baby that will help.

  293. 293
    David Cameron says:

    “You need a hobby, normal people dont think about other peoples sex lives.”

    I do.

  294. 294
    Anonymous says:

    I was just wondering what this had to do with the case myself. Strange how the affair between the 2 lawyers at the Levison enquiry was brushed under the carpet wasnt it ?

  295. 295
    broderick crawford says:

    nearly as bad as tweeting in your sleep about the victory of the redsox ed . ….

  296. 296
    Mitch says:

    Brilliant!!

  297. 297
    only two then PC Silent says:

    If anyone else knew outside R&A, I THINK, any part of the press or TV would tell.
    Other than their respective partners nobody needs to know.
    BUT these stories must come out and told in the most entertaining way.

    Leverson must state that Moseley’s spanking, Grant’s on the bin suck, etc stories SHALL be told.

  298. 298
    Rose Kemp says:

    Don’t ask me, I like men.

  299. 299
    The British Public says:

    Nothing of any interest compared to the Kardashians, Celebrity Bakeoff and Strictly come dancing. Then there’s Coronation Streets new set of course.

  300. 300
    Polly Toynbee ate my hamster says:

    Good that the proceedings haven’t descended into anything intrusive, sensational or cheap.

  301. 301
    broderick crawford says:

    Cuckold !!, tee hee.

  302. 302
    Anonymous says:

    No, it was the Labour partys epitaph in 2010 actually.

  303. 303
    eh? says:

    Why- because he doesn’t have a prurient
    interest in someone else’s love life?

  304. 304
    The coalition is even worse than Brown's Labour looters says:

    Under clown Cameron, the already horrendous national debt is set to double that which he inherited, from the destructive sociopath Brown.

  305. 305
    Anonymous says:

    It makes me laugh how some of the mentally challenged on the Guardian blogs all seem to think Russia is some free and fabulous country !

  306. 306
    Care to put your money where your mouth is ? says:

    Care to name the two lawyers who you allege have had an affair which may compromise their judgement on this case ???

    Thought not.

    Back in your gimp box ‘n’.

  307. 307
    The coalition is even worse than Brown's Labour looters says:

    I don’t believe Cameron is a fool. He is a liar though.

  308. 308
    Sam Cam says:

    Aww – don’t they make a lovely couple!

  309. 309
    hang on a min says:

    So because a few slimy C-list celebs can’t
    keep their pox ridden cocks in their boxers,
    my daily newspaper will be state censored.

  310. 310
    Anonymous says:

    No, thats the office of the “Leader of the opposition” you are thinking about Waudsie !

  311. 311
    Peter Grimes says:

    You are a waacist, Mr Expensive Briefs!

  312. 312
    broderick crawford says:

    how can somebody become a wikipedia editor please ?

    great wheeze .. better than being on guido ….. possibly .

  313. 313
    Gordon McBust Brown says:

    I used to ride my rocking horse every night. Now I am too busy making millions for the Gordon & Sarah Brown Company. Bigots!

  314. 314
    GCHQ says:

    Are you trying to say that Cameron pi$$es and farts on his staff as a means of imparting instructions ? That could explain why the NSA were not able to figure out what he was up to.

  315. 315
    Anonymous says:

    You Slaaaaaag.

  316. 316
    Siemens says:

    Hey don’t knock it, we’re making billions out of this shit.

    All it takes is brown envelopes to the right people and whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, we’re in the taxpayers pockets big time.

  317. 317
    rocknrolla says:

    Just what we need – the ignorant opinion of a racist, anti-white, anti-English, old witch. Go back to America Miss Greer.

  318. 318
    Peter Grimes says:

    The slimy bastard destroyed them 7 years ago though.

    And I’ve got you in a 4-12.

    Overacting – let ‘s go.

  319. 319
    retardEd Miliband says:

    yeth thith ith modernithathion for the new multicultwurarl bwitain

  320. 320
    Ask no Q tell no lies says:

    Jack Straw MP always sat opposite, RBrooks, in the carriage going to London for the week.

    Not a dickybird comes out.

  321. 321
    Leverson-Pentagoon says:

    Please provide your coordinates. No need to worry yourself with such matters in future.

  322. 322
    Illegal use of time says:

    Will Rupert seek compensation for use of office time and facilities for personal use?

  323. 323
    Sam Cam's Sam Fox says:

    It didn’t say “exclusively having an affair with Andy Coulson” She was fucking them both.

  324. 324
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    This sums up current Russ!an thinking:

    Agreement off, S-300 anti-aircraft defenses to be increased in Belarus, and it looks like real confrontation is on the way.

    Since Syr!a and East Med was conceded, Russ!a is looking to consolidate.

  325. 325
    M102 says:

    Hurry up and get it out there before the press regulation comes in. I bet that’s why the c’unts are trying to get the muzzle on the press.

  326. 326
    There's dim and there's mega weapons grade dim says:

    There ya go.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2342043/Leveson-barrister-affair-Hacked-Off-lawyer-significant-role-inquiry-judge-admits.html

    Don’t read much around your parts then?

  327. 327
    The revolting Village Idiot says:

    Understand the trial will in end in April 2014 just in time for detailed
    media analysis over the following weeks of who knew what & when !!

    Now according to some chap called Nigel this may reflect very
    badly on One Term Dave & his about to be extinct party in the
    European Elections in May 2014………

    I wonder who has been very helpful in arranging this time line for
    CMD, is it the left wing elements lead by the Biased Broadcasting
    Company or some shadowy Right wingers who have there own
    reasons for CMD to be politically hung, drawn & quartered !!!!!

    That chap called Nigel is looking very chirpy & happy at the prospect
    & is not at all worried if CMD decides to defecate on his parade by calling an early G*E to coincide with the EUSSR elections…….

    Oh happy days …………..

  328. 328
    technical solution never used says:

    Every moblie could have been updated with a new random pin number sent over the network and implemented when the phone is switched on. Needs, i guess a couple of lines of programming to run serially to update and inform.

    WHY DID NOTHING HAPPEN? But we get an act saying its illegal.

  329. 329
    M102 says:

    I saw the before version the day that Guido posted the ACRB thread and during the afternoon it was changed.

  330. 330
    The Guardian says:

    We shall ignore that affair.
    It doesn’t fit in with our agenda.

  331. 331
    Chris Patten says:

    Thank you Patty assume the usual payment of £450,000 will suffice for this work.

  332. 332
    Wind it in says:

    Computer warriors always look kind of stupid.

    If Snowden had stayed in the ‘land of the free’ and done as you said, he would have either been terminated, given the death penalty or locked away in some high security jail, for the rest of his life.

    We are talking about America here, not the pussy EU states, where life means, oh about fifteen minutes.

  333. 333
    Anonymous says:

    Red Len has just been on the news, Unite pickets targetted the homes of Grangemouth managers with 30 people outside one home, complete with inflatable Rat.The PM has said (quite rightly) that its unnacceptable Red Len then proceeded to be verbally threatening WTF does he think he is ?

  334. 334
  335. 335
    Measure for measure. says:

    Tee hee hee! They are being dished up, what they dish out. What a pair hypocrites?

  336. 336
    Wind it in says:

    Try and look forward sometimes, instead of back. The end of the treacherous fauxservative party, would be no bad thing.

    Dave and his socialist disciples, can slope off to a party they would be far happier in and the right can re-group and fight on a popular right wing platform.

  337. 337
    Anonymous says:

    On PM, apparently the prosecution have said it proves they both knew about the hacking (and thats why they revealed the affair) i cant see that you necessarily talk about work if you are in a relationship, actually.

  338. 338
    Coke Snorting Escort Pumping God's Working Vampire Squids says:

    If they were bankers they would be let off with a fine

  339. 339
    A nincumpoop says:

    Would Andy have been her first?

    Who was that bloke whose “first priority” was her?

  340. 340
    balanced vision... says:

    given she worked with him and had been involved with him personally she was probably well placed to know the real man

  341. 341
    Lord Hesiltine says:

    My god I haven’t had my dinner yet.

  342. 342
    Barry O'Barama says:

    OMG is this really what happens in politics in Britain?

  343. 343
    Anonymous says:

    They arent the only ones though” M for M “are they? doesnt really seem fair how some Hypocrites ,eg Hugh, Steve, Charlotte, Sienna etc etc seem to get away with it.

  344. 344
    John Ward says:

    Not one word of this is news to the news fraternity.
    Is GF really so desperate now that this counts as something he should make public as if it were an exclusive?

    http://hat4uk.wordpress.com/2013/10/30/secrecy-distortion-a-secret-government-committee-is-going-to-meet-to-decide-on-press-freedom-the-attendees-are-a-secret-it-doesnt-bode-well/

  345. 345
    Jim says:

    Oh Yes, On the first day that is the limit of the Evidence.
    Sex, Lies and Video tapes.
    They must be guilty.
    Hang em high.
    Sod the facts.
    Nothing they have to say is not collusion.
    The Doomed Lovers – The Police must of made a packet selling that detail.

    What was it the Judge said about the Internet only yesterday?

  346. 346
    Gideon says:

    be-deh, be-deh, b-deh, that’s not all folks!!!

    Dave had her too, lots of love!

  347. 347
    Jim says:

    He just did not walk away from the workers Labour left to starve in the street.
    That cost money.
    What did you want to do?
    Give them a decent grave or a hole in the ground?

  348. 348
    cynic says:

    Alexander and the pirate.

  349. 349
    Snooker Loopy says:

    Start with the red..

  350. 350
    nick says:

    I think 5 minutes in an empty room with prick Mc Cluskey would make me happy and red Len very red-and it wont be paint. It is shites like him and Balls ache and Millitwat that we shoulr really deport along with the fraudster Brown and his friend Bliar. I mean its already last Straw for Jack boy.

  351. 351
    Bottom bumps says:

    Look up Lana Straw in any medical journal. Just use a reversing mirror first.

  352. 352
    Elsie Hargreaves 5 Railway Terrace Dewsbury says:

    So the Daily Mail knew all about this ages ago and just chose to splash half the story over their front page without names and thereby avoid a Tory Prime Minister being put under additional scrutiny as to his competence at the very time he was facing mounting criticism on various other fronts.

    Is this a fair summary of what the Daily Mail did or am I missing something?

  353. 353
    Smokin Joe says:

    Oh FFS they will walk away from this we all know this , forget the shit it wont stick.

  354. 354
    del boy says:

    Its a bit naughty that Silk reading out part of a letter which even he cant say for certain was sent.

    At the very least the Judge and Jury should have seen the whole letter I reckon.

    This guy needs watching.

    Whats he on?

    Five grand a day until April 2014.

    lovely jubbly

  355. 355
    Peter Bone says:

    Anyone in “government” would enjoy whatever you have to offer, Ian rock crawler smith would be first in line , he’s already taking his wife for the whole business, silly cow.

  356. 356
    Librarian says:

    oook!

  357. 357
    Boris Johnson says:

    Me, I’ll fuck anything…

  358. 358
    The Belmarsh Tooth Fairy says:

    With her mouth wide open?

  359. 359
    Ippikin says:

    She changed her pin number!

  360. 360
    Ray Cyst says:

    Eff off back to your New York ghetto, foreign trash! Did anyone notice that October was black history month? No? Maybe that’s because they ran out of material on the 2nd.

  361. 361
    Ippikin says:

    Think it was Miss Devine on the strip.

  362. 362
    Ippikin says:

    Don’t forget the highly sexed & fecund Pope Joan. Who says the Brits aren’t dedicated followers of the Pope’s paps?

  363. 363
    Easily confused says:

    Bonnie Greer – last time I saw her she was singing in “Annie”. A ginger dwarf-type thing? Or am I confused? I know who is though – Ms Greer.

  364. 364
    Jack Ketch says:

    Why are otherwise intelligent folk treating allegation as fact?
    It is alleged that Ms Brooks and Mr Coulson had a sexual relationship–not yet proven. It is alleged that Mr Cameron is a duffer–obvious but not proven. It has been proven that Mr Brown is stark-staring bonkers and that his girlfriend, Alistair, is a lying crook.

  365. 365
    don't forget the pets says:

    Well if the truth be told they all brought along their pet dogs to get their oats.

  366. 366
    Koba says:

    The police obtained the evidence by hacking a computer’ how apt!

  367. 367
    Where will this lead to says:

    Didn’t think Brooks or Coulson were working on the premises of No10 97-2004. Working for Labour you could stretch your senses to agree with that.

  368. 368
    enough said says:

    Campbell, Whips Office, Mirrow, Piers Morgan etc

    SSCCCHHHHooooooooooooooooooooooo

  369. 369
    Bonnie Greer says:

    Because I say so and everyone knows I am demented

  370. 370
    George says:

    not yet 1

  371. 371
    RB says:

    His appearances were changing to reflect the company he kept. Call it DIY plastic surgery. Only took 30 seconds.

  372. 372
    anonymous says:

    MOST OF THOSE PEOPLE at my trial will be become very scared.

    anonymous

  373. 373
    anonymous says:

    Delivered to your door. Be polite and they will offer to take it in.

  374. 374
    To be aired in court says:

    One of the defendants had been working in Downing Street at the time of the investigation.

  375. 375
    The Defendents case says:

    The case against could be “its all in the public’s interest to know”.

    So if it confirms a story for me its OK. Nothing printed, well maybe the Mirrow, solely based on moble phones messages.

  376. 376
    A fellow editor says:

    Which fellow editor NotW, The Sun, maybe Times, SKY news, SImpsons.

    Does not your legal team release this information well before a trial?

  377. 377
    Liberace's wig says:

    What a pair of Tessa Munts.

  378. 378
    KRM says:

    Remember Rebekah is family.

  379. 379
    Upshot creek says:

    Sir

    Am I missing the point? ……, why isn’t RM in the dock. Surely he’s vicariously liable for his staff……being the CEO of NI!

    Correct me if I’m wrong!

  380. 380
    and theres more says:

    and Guido is a transmogrified Big Mac with too much cow brain.

  381. 381
    silk says:

    we have DNA on pants and sheets

  382. 382
    read all about it says:

    Friday 1 nov

    Brooks & Coulson v HM prosecution
    is withdrawn..

    The Sun agrees to blindly support Labour
    Gordon Brown returns to resume his political career…..at the top.

  383. 383
    Establishment hates says:

    Don’t they just hate a load of non-Oxbridge, non-public school girls and boys running a national paper.

    Guido next.

  384. 384
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    The prosecution barrister in the case is just stirring the shit. Mentioning the letter that was found to prove how close Brooks and Coulson were is just a pile of crap. They worked together at the highest senior level so where bound to be close. The barrister is just using their usual tactics, which are the same as any gutter press journalist would do.
    I would say to the barrister, do not insult our intelligence.
    By the way I have no time for politicians, barristers, journalists, police, lying scumbag police federation, etc.
    The way the media are playing this you would think Brooks and Coulson had murdered Miller Dowler.
    There are far worse issues e.g The BBC breeding perverts, the Police Federation liars, the police that said there was no case to answer for the three police federation officers, Blair and his WMD lies, Brown fucking up the country, Burnham’s responsibilty for the NHS deaths. Fucking hell get real.

  385. 385
    how about says:

    The sexual entanglement between two opposing lawyers
    during the Leveson inquiry is far more important.

  386. 386
    100wpm says:

    It’s to strengthen the leftie case that Brooks is
    a wicked immoral woman.The flame-haired temptress
    who would cheat on her husband while allegedly hacking
    the phone of a dead child.
    The demonisation of Brooks is appalling and surely prejudices
    her chance of a fair trial.

  387. 387
    A Pensioner says:

    Indeed. No evidence so far, only smears. And what are they guilty of?? Nothing like the industrial scale of what GCHQ are doing on behalf of the yanks.

  388. 388
    Ethelred the Unsteady says:

    Well it wasn’t called the News of the Screws for nothing!

  389. 389
    Patty Fang says:

    OK but just this once. Usual used tenners please.

  390. 390
    Patty Fang says:

    What? You want to know about my skirt and jumper? Why? What the heck does that have to do with you? Watch out or the/my Fat Controller will be after you (and your savings too!).

  391. 391
    A pensionista says:

    That this pair were in a six year fumble is irrelevant. The significant hypocrisy is that because they were employed in the newspaper industry it never came into the open. Any MP walking through the wrong toilet door would have been headline news. Lets have a website for exposing journalists whenever they expose themselves

  392. 392
    Passer by says:

    Parked on a double yellow outside the court. So the heavy mob with their lifting machine clamped it and towed it away.

  393. 393
    honest jon says:

    Andy Coulson – filling ‘red tops’ with column inches since 1998

  394. 394
    Dontvoteforanyofthem says:

    So to get an idea of when all this was taking place, this was during the Whiter-than-white new labour period when they both worked for the News of the World when it was a labour supporting paper, under a labour government and they were all best friends with Blair and Alistair Campbell and they were all in a very cosy relationship with the Met Police commissioner Blair too.

    You know, back when all this hacking actually took place, when the labour party’s dirty tricks team was smearing opponents with information that they could only get from hacking and when the police, who were very supportive of the corrupt labour administration, were “selling” stories to a labour supporting media, whilst sweeping all the hacking allegations under a very thick carpet indeed.

    Just to get an idea of the time period.

    How the hell did Cameron ever allow all that corrupt shit to land in his own hands to the extent that most people in the street would probably associate the hacking scandal with Cameron?

    …. And people claim Cameron is a PR man? For REAL???

    IF he really was a PR man, he would have dumped the whole corrupt foul pestelent putrescent pile of shit on labour, 24/7 every single day since the Leveson inquiry was called, regardless of the BBC’s corrupt vested interests in Leveson.

    Labour were at the very heart of the hacking scandal and it’s subsequent cover up, yet Cameron ended up being blamed and ended up costing us the freedom of the press in the process.

    The man is a totally incompetent fuckwit!

  395. 395
    Anonymous says:

    Is R.B. one of the chosen race?

  396. 396
    Funnambulist says:

    She used to be on the BBC regularly banging on about how she was a political refugee from Bushitler’s fascist America. Well, the US has had a black leftwing president for a couple of years now but Ms Greer is still here doing her perpetually aggrieved Diane Abbott with an American accent schtick – presumably thanks to the Beeb’s largesse with the telly tax.

  397. 397
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    I would!

  398. 398

    Very Halloweenish innit?

  399. 399
  400. 400
    heartofgovt says:

    ‘Wade was arrested following a night out commiserating with departed Cabinet minister David Blunkett.’

    Read more;

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-367528/Sun-editor-admits-row-got-hand.html

  401. 401
    fed-up in britain says:

    rebecca brooks is being made a scape goat .Leave her alone.What abunch of tittle-tattle Hunts I FOR ONE LIKE HER sO PISS OFF AND BACK OFF.

  402. 402
    DC says:

    I’d say her biffer was like a clowns red pocket or as Andy put it “For instance, was one of us dressed like Captain Caveman?”

  403. 403
    Anonymous says:

    she must have one like a torn welly, Old Charlie Brooks is past it so shes probably rolling in the hay with the stable lads

  404. 404
    Galbraith says:

    what a disgusting old tart Brooks is, she must have one like a torn welly, old charlie brooks is past it by now so shes probably rolling in the hay woth the stable lads


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