October 30th, 2013

Handy-Cock Breaks Silence

Suspended LibDem perv Mike Hancock has surfaced, telling his local paper:

“MPs must remember that one-third of social care users are working-age disabled people. This support is what enables them to wash, dress and get out of the house. It’s crucial the Care Bill goes as far as possible in creating a care system that supports disabled people to live full and independent lives.”

Which is a bit rich given he is under investigation at Portsmouth Council and being privately prosecuted for sexual harassing a disabled female constituent…


31 Comments

  1. 1
    Mustapha Djinn says:

    Is he applying for a job caring for vulnerable young ladies ? If not, why not ?

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  2. 3
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    Needs to be lowered upside-down into the Pompey mud and weighted down with a submarine full of lead pellets. Couldn’t so much throw a stone as carve it. Boazulon.
    2for1.

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  3. 5
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Another corrupt LibberLabCon traitor.

    Vote early,vote often,vote UKIP :-)

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  4. 6
    Stan says:

    Why does it always take so long for Justice to be served whenever the political elite are involved?

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  5. 7
    R dodger says:

    He obviously likes them washed and out of the house, then he can advise them about the dress thingy.

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  6. 8
    Penfold says:

    He wants to join Sharon Shoesmith providing disabled and child care.

    Cock(up)Shoe Services seems appropriate as a trading name. ;)

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  7. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Well if he is going to undress all the disabled ladies of Portsmouth, the least his party can do is make sure someone turns up to dress them.

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  8. 10
    denry machin says:

    oo ‘e is a card, ain’t ‘e?

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  9. 11
    Jimmy Savile says:

    Now then, now then. He’s got my vote! And if he loses his seat, I know a big national broadcaster that would snap him up. Euuuuurrrggghhh!

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    • 20
      Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

      As you know Jimmy I used to be a Director of BBC daytime club (for children) but removed it from my CV the moment the news on you broke. Unfortunately it is also on Wikipedia and I am too thick to change it. Boaz.

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  10. 13
    Bonfire Bill says:

    Is he wearing a mask for Halloween or is that really him ?

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  11. 16
    Dave's PR SPAD No 22 says:

    It’s crucial the Care Bill goes as far as possible in creating a care system that supports disabled people to live full and independent lives ….so we an fuck ‘em”

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  12. 22
    Watcher in the Shadows says:

    The Care Bill should also extend to the more vulnerable of his constituents. It would seem that this elected member has been offering the most extraordinary social care to some of his constituents recently.

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  13. 23
    Brown OUT & pay me damages or I will see you in court! Scum says:

    Lock the perv up. Scum!

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  14. 24
    Eeyore says:

    Not a popular thought around here, it seems, but doesn’t our system assume innocence until guilt is proven?

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    • 29
      Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Great Queen Street says:

      Not where Handy is concerned you have got to be joking. He has been at it for years, with my approval of course. Jahbulon.

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  15. 30
    John Bellingham says:

    I wish people would stop attacking Mr Hancock for interfering with young or disabled women. After all, he is a Lib-Dem and and when any member of that party eschews the corruption of young boys is a victory for morality.

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“Well, then he’s gonna pay on December 2nd”



Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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