October 30th, 2013

Handy-Cock Breaks Silence

Suspended LibDem perv Mike Hancock has surfaced, telling his local paper:

“MPs must remember that one-third of social care users are working-age disabled people. This support is what enables them to wash, dress and get out of the house. It’s crucial the Care Bill goes as far as possible in creating a care system that supports disabled people to live full and independent lives.”

Which is a bit rich given he is under investigation at Portsmouth Council and being privately prosecuted for sexual harassing a disabled female constituent…


31 Comments

  1. 1
    Mustapha Djinn says:

    Is he applying for a job caring for vulnerable young ladies ? If not, why not ?

  2. 2
    Sally Bercow says:

    Someone woke up on the wrong side of the fuckin bed

  3. 3
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    Needs to be lowered upside-down into the Pompey mud and weighted down with a submarine full of lead pellets. Couldn’t so much throw a stone as carve it. Boazulon.
    2for1.

  4. 4
    Mustapha Djinn says:

    Whose bed were you in ?

  5. 5
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Another corrupt LibberLabCon traitor.

    Vote early,vote often,vote UKIP :-)

  6. 6
    Stan says:

    Why does it always take so long for Justice to be served whenever the political elite are involved?

  7. 7
    R dodger says:

    He obviously likes them washed and out of the house, then he can advise them about the dress thingy.

  8. 8
    Penfold says:

    He wants to join Sharon Shoesmith providing disabled and child care.

    Cock(up)Shoe Services seems appropriate as a trading name. ;)

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Well if he is going to undress all the disabled ladies of Portsmouth, the least his party can do is make sure someone turns up to dress them.

  10. 10
    denry machin says:

    oo ‘e is a card, ain’t ‘e?

  11. 11
    Jimmy Savile says:

    Now then, now then. He’s got my vote! And if he loses his seat, I know a big national broadcaster that would snap him up. Euuuuurrrggghhh!

  12. 12
    What a plonker. says:

    Never,never trust a Libdem.

  13. 13
    Bonfire Bill says:

    Is he wearing a mask for Halloween or is that really him ?

  14. 14
    Kirk says:

    I eat, sleep, vote & breath UKIP! The only way is UKIP!

  15. 15
    Kirk says:

    Only trust the LibDems if you want our country to be neutered by the evil Euro Empire…………..Cameron & Clegg will see us all castrated!

  16. 16
    Dave's PR SPAD No 22 says:

    It’s crucial the Care Bill goes as far as possible in creating a care system that supports disabled people to live full and independent lives ….so we an fuck ‘em”

  17. 17
    Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Great Queen Street says:

    Watch it or I will get Handy to set his boys on to you. Jahbulon.

  18. 18
    Handycock (teen Fondler) says:

    UKIP don’t have a chance in Portsmouth. Why do you think I have brought all these immigrants and students in to the city? Boaz.

  19. 19
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Nice to be considered elite with my total lack of any education. Boaz.

  20. 20
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    As you know Jimmy I used to be a Director of BBC daytime club (for children) but removed it from my CV the moment the news on you broke. Unfortunately it is also on Wikipedia and I am too thick to change it. Boaz.

  21. 21
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    There are very flattering photos of me in the link below. Jachin.

    http://bdaugherty.tripod.com/hancock.html

  22. 22
    Watcher in the Shadows says:

    The Care Bill should also extend to the more vulnerable of his constituents. It would seem that this elected member has been offering the most extraordinary social care to some of his constituents recently.

  23. 23
    Brown OUT & pay me damages or I will see you in court! Scum says:

    Lock the perv up. Scum!

  24. 24
    Eeyore says:

    Not a popular thought around here, it seems, but doesn’t our system assume innocence until guilt is proven?

  25. 25
    Jo Public says:

    And filled up with immigrants.

  26. 26
    Handycock Pervert says:

    Boaz your Worshipful.

  27. 27
    Tom Catesby says:

    Sharon has got the readys now to finance such a venture, what a team!

  28. 28
    Katya says:

    Oh Handy, you look wonderful.

  29. 29
    Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Great Queen Street says:

    Not where Handy is concerned you have got to be joking. He has been at it for years, with my approval of course. Jahbulon.

  30. 30
    John Bellingham says:

    I wish people would stop attacking Mr Hancock for interfering with young or disabled women. After all, he is a Lib-Dem and and when any member of that party eschews the corruption of young boys is a victory for morality.

  31. 31


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