October 29th, 2013

29,000 Retweets For Clarkson v Piers

Clarkson v Piers was a contender for bitch fight of the year.


121 Comments

  1. 1
    average joanna says:

    Boring snoring.

    • 3
      Piers Moron says:

      maX Factor, you bitch

      • 39
        Question is.. says:

        Actually, who is the bigger tw*t – Clarkson or Piers?

        • 47
          Slime Ball says:

          Piers without a doubt.

        • 121
          DC says:

          I can’t believe that Clarkson ducked out of that rocket car stunt that Hammond crashed in. Who knows what may have happened to that prize, 1 ft taller cnut.

          Morgan on the other hand, I would love to see him perish in a hotel fire.

    • 8
      What a plonker. says:

      Piers Morgan has a lot to answer for in his disgusting lies and distortions in the
      Daily Mirror accusing our troops in Iraq of atrocities .He should have been held to account .

      • 18
        Hacked Off says:

        No, you must have got that wrong, it’s only the right-wing press that are evil and need regulating

        • 32
          Toxic Labour scum trashed my Country says:

          Sooner or later this arrogant prig will be off to prison, I’ve said all along that the Mirror was first into the hacking business but Labour shielded them.

        • 34
          Not the BBC says:

          This is true.
          We never had storms under a Labour Government either.

          Isn’t it wonderful how the heads of one organisation are held up to be the arch evil phone hackers and are due in court yet intelligence services do the same for a President and nothing happens?

          • Grrr says:

            What Piers did was treason and probably led to our troops being killed or maimed.

            The interesting thing was the reaction from the BBC and MSM to this vile act – which was to give a wink and a smile.

            If this were WW2 he probably would have been arrested, but in those days he would not have been editing a national paper.

      • 106
        Joe Public. says:

        We all agree it will be a good day for justice when Piers falls off the pier.
        Unfortunately after 13 years of Liebor the justice system is corrupt and it will take courage to change it.
        Wavy Dave and Obamarama are even frightened of the Guardian and the NYT, so little courage there. As for the BBC the odious poison continues every day.
        Talking of poison, the Conservative Home website has a seemingly 12-year old reporter, who makes Owen Jones look old.
        His story is that the BBC is definately not out to get the Tory Party and those that spread this story are mental.
        I had to check to see I was not reading Left Foot Forward, but no, this idiot then goes on to give some evidence AGAINST his own initial argument.
        His narrative has made me reconsider my worst case scenario in UK education under Blair. If this idiot went to university then we are all in trouble. He even states he has nearly 3,500 tweet followers – unbelievable.

    • 35
      • 65
        Casual Observer 4 says:

        That sounded to me like P!ers was attempting to incite / prompt the next mass shooting incident in US.

        In any case, P!ers was standing on the graves of victims as part of his campaign to confiscate guns.

        • 73
          HEARDITALL says:

          Why don’t the yanks tell this count to fuck off to where he comes from ?
          How dare he presume to pass comment on American domestic policy , it used to be received wisdom that if you lived in a foreign country you kept your nose out of their politics.

          • Anonymous says:

            And, when she was asked WHY she shot dead all his school friends, the little girl replied: I Don’t Like Mondays.

          • Muslamics says:

            Not any more kaffer.

            Things have changed.

            Islamic bonds this week.

            Public floggings and FGM on the NHS next week.

          • American Public says:

            We certainly did tell him where he should go in so many ways.

    • 90
      Anonymous says:

      Is that near to Chipping Norton?

  2. 2
    Living in 98.11% white Merseyside says:

    Ooooh! Cat fight!

    • 10
      Piers Morgan says:

      Do you mean Cat Deeley? She’s an old pal from way back. She even tried to chat me up once, when she bumped into me while I was drinking with Bruce Willis and Eddie Murphy. “Stop hacking my fucking phone, you creepy old Hunt”, she whispered seductively. How we all laughed.

      • 15
        Graham Norton says:

        Gosh, great story..and did she think you were great too? I bet all the Cats love you Piers..Felixstowe, Caitlin Moran, Kit Kat , top cat, Garfield, cat winslett ..gush gush..

        • 22
          Piers Morgan says:

          As it happens, Garfield is a great pal. I was chatting to him at a dinner party once at Scooby-Doo’s house in Beverly Hills. He told me some hilarious stories about the Smurfs.

          • Charlie says:

            Morgan apears to come from a well off family in Sussex; went to a prep school and his brother is/was an officer in the Army: so why does he have a chip on his shoulder? He first made his reputation working for News of The World , yet he has become some sort of lefty chippy rent a quote : why?

          • kilf says:

            @Charlie

            Some people are born gits, some achieve gitness and some have gitness thrust upon them.

  3. 4
    Guardianista Offshore Trust says:

    Moron even dared to criticise Saint Barak Hussein Obama a few days ago…..oh the agony, the humanity…..blah blah

  4. 5
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Had enough of the LibLabCon traitors and their mates in the Mainstream media?

    Are you a patriot and want your country back?

    1. Stop paying the telly tax.

    2. Stop buying the lying rags laughably calling themselves newspapers.

    3. Vote UKIP at every opportunity.

    Remember vote early,vote often,vote UKIP :-)

  5. 6
    Piers Morgan says:

    This is pathetic. Guido just drops my name to try and impress people, like I said to Britney Spears, Rudy Giuliani and Sylvester Stallone last night in a very hip New York bar you haven’t heard of and couldn’t afford to go to.

  6. 7
    Aaron D Highside. says:

    The day Morgan gets banged up will be ignored by the BBC, except as a one-phrase introduction to a half hour special on Coulson and Brooks.

  7. 11
    Steve Miliband says:

    One tweet from Clarkson alleges Moron knows how to hack a phone – no riposte from him

  8. 12
    Sandalista says:

    Clarkson spot on again.

  9. 13
    BBC Red Bottom says:

    Press the red bottom button on your remote for rolling 24 hour coverage of the guilty Brooks / Coulson phone hackers.

    Editorial is concerned that the public may become jaded with so much phone hacking coverage o as soon ad the Mirror is in the dock, we will end it.

  10. 14
    Gordon Brown to Sue says:
    • 20
      Right Full Rudder says:

      I’ll say this for Brown. He may have been a pile of decaying faeces as leader of this country, but at least he has had the common courtesy to shut the fuck up since he lost the election. Possibly not such a great thing for his constituents but at least the rest of us don’t have to listen to his jawdropping comments about peacemaking in the Middle East, or witness him lecture the party he nearly destroyed about what they should be doing. In the less than impressive club of living ex-prime ministers, that makes him easily the most tolerable.

      • 31
        Casual Observer 4 says:

        Bla!r didn’t lose an election.

        There are some who say he was fired.

        He should have been impeached.

    • 26
      The killing of Tony Blair says:

      Got through half a paragraph, started feeling physically sick, and had to abandon it. I’m a bit of an athiest myself, but if there is a god surely the embodiment of evil that is Blair, will be held to account for his crimes against humanity one day.

      • 69
        C.O.Jones says:

        I wonder what has been achieved in Afghanistan?

        Is anyone accountable for achieving NOTHING for the loss of 450 of our young men and women?

        • 115
          broderick crawford says:

          no he wo nt .

          he s given himself the get out of purgatory card

          he s become a left footer .

      • 71
        Village Idiot says:

        ….Inflicting this country with new labour should be grounds for……..something?

      • 74
        Living in 98.11% white Merseyside says:

        I quite liked that nice Mr Blair. I voted for him three times.

        • 95
          Little Bo Peep says:

          .. and still you remain too bloody thick and stupid to even begin to realise the damage he and his party did to this once reasonably cohesive and tolerant country. You should be locked up with him for your own safety.

        • 108
          World Traveller says:

          The only place I have visited that is 98.5% white in England is Gateshead.
          HQ of Labour North and BBC cultural (small “c”) centre.
          But that was 5 years ago.

    • 29
      Dave's Little Helper says:

      “I mean, by the end of this year there will probably be 20 different governments in different parts of the world that myself and my team will cooperate with. “

      One of them being the British Government. Dave is on record that he takes advice from Blair.

  11. 16
    Sabotaged Reasonably-priced car. says:

    I cordially invite Piers Morgan to partake in Star in a Sabotaged Reasonably-Priced Car.

  12. 17
    Lord Leveson says:

    Much as I hate Clarkson I can’t fault a single iota of what he Tweeted there.

  13. 19
    Rip Van Winkle says:

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  14. 21
    • 23
      Cameron should hold back their cash says:

      I did think this could be the case on Sunday when it was announced that all the train Networks would be shut down Monday morning, rather than putting “test” trains” through before the Network opened for the Monday rush hour.

      BASTARDS

      • 27
        Cameron should hold back their cash says:

        And it wasn’t a Hurricane either and neither were the wind strengths.

        • 53
          altruism in industry says:

          if a bit of wind has blown trees onto tracks isn’t that corporate irresponsibility or something, lack of maintaining the infrastructure ?

          • Real Conservatives vote UKIP says:

            It was blindingly obvious that the decision to shut down the rail network had been taken long before the event.
            Such a shame that the winds didn’t die down completely and expose this disgraceful scam for what it is.

  15. 24
    Roy Barber says:

    Clarkson’s gone up in my esteem.

  16. 25
    Pick litter for bennies says:

    Has Andy Coulson changed his name to “Andy Coulson David Camerons former press officer”.The BBC thinks so but Ed Balls will never be refered to as “Ed Balls mistake costs taxpayer half a million”.

    • 38
      Ed Balls says:

      But I am against HS2, isn’t that worth anything?

    • 76
      The BBC always reports, "The Government has...Labour said..." says:

      The twats also always angle it in the description as though he brought that experience to bear at Downing St!
      They really are filthy parasites!

  17. 28
    JM says:

    Monumental twat vs oaf!

  18. 33
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    An amusing angle to this story is that this tweet has may have been re-tweeted by more people than those who watch his show.

    For sure it should have hit more time lines.

    All publicity is good publicity, but this may not help his viewing figures. CNN will likely fire him soon, so expect his worthless hide back on UK shores sometime soon.

    • 42
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      I think he is one person who will definately not be returning to these shores, his exit was nearly as sudden as that of Lord Lucan, not that I am trying to imply anything of course.

      • 48

        I am.

        He is a fucking crook.

      • 55
        glad he f'ed off says:

        morgan is a smarmy two faced twat and thats being generous

      • 88
        Richard John Bingham says:

        “I think he is one person who will definately not be returning to these shores, his exit was nearly as sudden as that of Lord Lucan, not that I am trying to imply anything of course.”

        I set up a nice new ID for myself in South Africa with the dosh I was stealing and pretending to “gamble away.” The wife was on to me, and I had to do something, you know? Too bad I mistook the nanny for her– but I DID get a few whacks in on the old trouble-and-strife, didn’t I, though?

        Then majority rule came and, well, I’m better off than I would be in Zimbabwe, that’s for bloody sure, but I pay a pretty rand for my privacy. At almost 79 years old, I don’t need any grief, and so I pay Jay-Zee and cronies. It won’t be for much longer, thank God. But hey, I had a good run– literally.

        Wonder how Piers Morgan is setting up HIS “retirement fund”? More pump-and-dumps like he did with those Viglen shares?

        • 104
          Sol Kerzner says:

          I wondered where you got to. You still owe me five thousand Pula for the advance on that card game at the Gaborone Sun.

    • 61
      UKIP or bust says:

      If he does come back the vile broadcasting/proaganda arm of the labour party will welcome him with open arms and a nice little earner.

      • 98
        Burghers are bad for you says:

        It is also said that the plod will also welcome him with open arms as they have a question or two they would like to put to him.

  19. 36
    Jeremy Clarkson says:

    I wouldn’t even expect his family to watch as he was taken outside and … (you know the rest)

  20. 37
    Drake's Drum says:

    Jeremy Pot vs. Piers Kettle.

    • 44
      Joe says:

      Jeremy is a twat I’ll give you that, but he’s a funny and entertaining twat who speaks his mind and has his heart in the right place. Piers on the other hand is just a total twat of the highest order, the world would be a better place with him behind bars.

  21. 40
    The sun says:

    Piers is a piece of shit

  22. 49
    BBC Exec says:

    Where the bloody hell is my dr1ver. This is the second day he hasn’t turned up.

  23. 50
    Billy Blofeld says:

    I’m looking forward to the Top Gear episode “Star in a reasonably priced black maria”

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Police_van

  24. 54
    Looking at the world through rose tinted spectacles. says:

    Morgan sharing a cell with Blair.

    Lovely.

    • 59
      one nation options says:

      couldn’t we squeeze mandelson in with them to share ?

      • 77
        Village Idiot says:

        …Once you start allocating prison space to the mps’ of the last labour government,it becomes clear that we need a “Super Prison”,capable of housing a very large number of the ’97 intake!

        • 99
          Curly says:

          Good thinking Batman. The construction of such will boost the economy. create hundreds of jobs – and may even persuade them Injuns to save the steel mills. Anyone think Tata will refund the grants they got for all this ‘benevolence’?

  25. 57
    Mong Watch says:

    Where there’s a band wagon, there is:

    • 60
      actually says:

      No one gives a shit.

      • 67
        The Flying Spaghetti Machine says:

        Good to see just how many retweets / favs Clarkson can notch up.

        Other than that statistical confirmation that most people think Piers is a Tw*t, nothing much to see really.

    • 78
      The BBC always reports, "The Government has...Labour said..." says:

      Feck off parasite!

    • 88
      Quotes to Note says:

      Worth repeating: “Piers Morgan versus Jeremy Clarkson. Never have so many wanted two men to both lose so badly.” Good call!

  26. 58
    Anonymous says:

    What piers did, playing fast and loose with the lives of our servicemen is unforgivable and nothing short of treason.

    I believe there is still an appropriate punishment on the statute books for treason.

  27. 64
    STUPID STUPID STUPID MPs says:

    STUPID STUPID STUPID MPs

    Under their new law if your dog attacks an intruder on your property you could go to jail for up to 14 years.

    If your Dog attacks someone attacking you anywhere then you could go to jail for up to 14 years.

    They really have NOT thought their new dog laws through properly.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/10411212/Owners-of-killer-dogs-to-face-same-jail-terms-as-lethal-drivers-under-new-Government-plans.html

    • 66
      STUPID STUPID STUPID MPs says:

      STUPID STUPID STUPID MPs

      Under their new law if your dog attacks an intruder on your property you could go to jail for up to 14 years.

      If your Dog attacks someone attacking you anywhere then you could go to jail for up to 14 years.

      They really have NOT thought their new dog laws through properly.

      http://tinyurl.com/poce55f

      • 68
        The Flying Spaghetti Machine says:

        Under those laws there is less liability for just owning an illegal firearm and committing an act of manslaughter if someone intrudes.

      • 72
        kilf says:

        No, I think you have misinterpreted the proposal. It is not aimed at intruders, but at families, after a girl was attacked and baldy mauled by a dog owned by one of her family members.

        • 86
          STUPID STUPID STUPID MPs says:

          No I have not misunderstood what the law is aimed at. But like so many badly drafted and not thought properly through laws these days tis legislation will also favour the intruder and the attacker. Just you wait for the first case where a smart lawyer exploits it.

          • Curly says:

            Once upon a time our Parliamentary draftsmen were exemplary and did not compose faulty or ill thought out laws. However, the passage of time has caught up with them and us – which explains why we now all enjoy such crap and incompetent drafting as the fruits of Labour ejakashern policies come to the fore. The drafters can’t be blamed as it is not their fault. They were just born at the wrong time. But shirley there must still be a few literate souls somewhere who might run the rule over their output before it is set loose on the public?

      • 92
        Oh for gawds sake... says:

        What if you’re attacked by your own dog while you’re being wrestled to the ground by Iain Dale? Is that 14 years as well?

      • 94
        Oh for gawds sake... says:

        What if you’re attacked by your own dog while you’re being wrestled to the ground by Iain Dale? Is that 14 years as well?

        (In reply to 64, STUPID STUPID STUPID MPs)

      • 118
        Keitho says:

        Hmm,. still chewing that one over.

  28. 75
    Baby Peter wants to know says:

    Bugger all this stuff about a pair of bouffanted pseuds.
    Why no mention of the disgusting business about the execrable Shoesmith?

    • 81
      Village Idiot says:

      …..All our institutions have been infested with “incompetence”,put in place during the years of terror.(1997-2010)

    • 83
      Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

      The Shoesmith payout was inevitable the instant Ed Balls sacked her as she didn’t go through the due process laid out in the employment legislation brought in by Labour. Many many people pointed this out at the time but our national press and news feeds chose to ignore it.

      If she had been taken through due process she would have been dismissed for incompetence and got nothing. The bill for her payout should be sent to Ed Balls.

  29. 80
    Dave let them wear extra jumpers says:

    Piers is safe he’s on Obama’s payroll but its not all good news no one is watching his CNN show.

  30. 82
    100wpm says:

    Talking of crap lefty hacks.
    Does Kevin Maguire regret declaring in September that
    Stephen Deans and Karie Murphy were totally innocent
    and blameless in the Falkirk fiasco?

  31. 85
    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    What about Morgan’s insider dealing about 15 years ago when he was at the Mirror. He was only censured when he should have been prosecuted.

    Of course that bastion of honesty “The Daily Mirror” chose to promote him.

  32. 96
    Truthteller says:

    Got to agree with Clarkson.

  33. 116
    Brown OUT & pay me damages or I will see you in court! Scum says:

    Morgan is a criminal SCUMBAG!

  34. 119
    nick says:

    So,Shoesmith gets the money for unfair dismissal. And does the idiot Balls get dismissed or does he pay her the money and get dismissed. He couldn’t run in a shoe. Asshole!!!

  35. 120
    John says:

    I for one hope that Morgan’s show in the US is not cancelled.

    … Because if it is, the hateful wanker will probably come back to the UK and try to do even more telly here than he already does.


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