October 28th, 2013

RUMOUR: Chris Huhne Off to the Jungle?

Since it’s the Feast of Saint Jude today – the patron saint of lost causes – Guido is praying to him that the rumour Chris Huhne is going into the I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here jungle is true. From a Southwark Crown Court trial to a bushtucker trial?

UPDATE: Sadly St. Jude couldn’t deliver:


  1. 1
    Chris Huhne resplendent with his Peckham Rolex says:

    I have ‘eaten’ worse than a witchetty grub.

  2. 2
    What a plonker. says:

    Thats about all that he is good for.

  3. 3
    Captain Cook says:

    Do they allow criminals into Australia these days?

  4. 4
    Vicky says:

    I find this hard to swallow

  5. 5
    Scamp The Excitable Dog says:

    He’s probably eaten far worse in Jail to be fair.

  6. 6
    1960s rock and roller says:

    I believe a lot of clever people read this blog. Could someone please tell me wtf was Lou Reed?

  7. 7
    Edukashun Edukashion Educachun says:

    Sumat you take to the bog to make the time go qwikker.

  8. 8
    Lord Stansted says:

    I thought he was European director for some US energy company. Do they know he’s taking time off the job?

  9. 9
    Sir William Wayd says:

    The amazing thing is that Mr Huhne will be eating scorpions in the Outback and eating a nice lunch in an agreeable West End restaurant at the same time!

  10. 10
    Not Russell Brand says:

    Like most people I regard celebrities as frauds and liars and the current MSM system as nothing more than a bureaucratic means for furthering the augmentation and advantages of champagne socialists.

  11. 11
    Anonymous says:

    Is there any remote possibility of a venomous snake lurking on the jungle floor?

  12. 12
    Fishy says:

    What a scumbag. Doesn’t he know it’s time he stepped down from public life.

    Mid you, they could send him there with his ex missus. That would be good.

  13. 13
    Fishy says:

    He is a venomous snake

  14. 14
    Glyn H says:

    I thought that program was for those with the skids under them, rather than those who have already actually been caught with their pants on fire. Another class act by a Huhne. Also I noticed BBC have given airtime two days running to the not very fragrant Mrs Huhne, who not only shot herself down in her revenge mode but also has got her ‘Judge’ friend in the doodoo too! Arn’t Liberals lovely?

  15. 15
    Z-list celebrity says:

    I wouldn’t have minded wallowing in kangaroo poo or drinking from a stagnant billabong, but this is disgusting!

  16. 16
    Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude... says:

    Miracles we can do today, the impossible takes a little longer.


    Office of St Jude

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Just another snake in the grass

  18. 18
    The Goggle Box says:

    Not really, no. I am amazed you found something to watch on the BBC two days in a row.

  19. 19
    Steve Miliband says:

    Chris Huhne agrees to do I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. Vicky Pryce to actually go to the jungle.

  20. 20
    Sir Humphrey says:

    Time was when a politician had to go to Europe to rejuvenate their career; now they go to the Australian outback.

  21. 21
    Fisher Investments Man says:

    I can’t even afford a shirt now.

  22. 22
    Joe Public & all Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    Will Handyco*ck who is off at present as he’s feeling a little que*er be

    getting it as well ??

    This is not a FOI question……

  23. 23
    Tim Yeo says:

    Lazy troughing git.

  24. 24
    Constant Brisket says:


  25. 25
    Jack the Ripper says:

    From the picture, it looks as though Huhne’s head has been stuck on to Huhne’s body.


  26. 26
    Chris's Gag Reflex says:

    After a total of 9 hours in chokey, no problemo mate.

  27. 27
    Anonymous says:

    I know. I meant another one.

  28. 28
    Your crayon coloured ex-MP says:

    Typical political green espousing taxes for wind farms and solar panels, then along comes a paying TV show and off the over side of the world. A carbon footprint is for people I see not doing their bit.

  29. 29
    The other venomous snake says:

    I may be lurking on the floor, but do you really think I’d sink my fangs into that piece of shit?

  30. 30
    once a huhne always a c'unt.. says:

    endless bush tucker trials couldn’t have a more worthy entrant.

  31. 31
    new women wanted says:

    Huhne likes an exotic women. Lets tempt him. Trannie? Sex change? Ex East German shot putter? Extra large implants?

  32. 32
    A Judge says:

    Good point…is he still wearing the electronic tag?

  33. 33
    Just an Idea says:

    How about Pete Burns?

  34. 34
    Doctor Mick says:

    No. Ironically they do not. They have enough of their own.

  35. 35
    Dave's PR SPAD No 22 says:

    For once I wish I was a venomous snake

  36. 36

    Is the proximity of Huhne following an article about nonces completely coincidental?

    Just arsing.

  37. 37
    Wank Wank says:

    Stupid Woman. Adding a Twibbon does not put a penny in the poppy appeal it’s just a nice twee politically correct Twatter.

  38. 38
    Chris Huhne says:


    I suppose eating my bush tucker for me is out of the question is it?

  39. 39
    Jungle Wars says:

    It would make great Telly if the surprise celebrity was his ex missus.

  40. 40
    Hugh Janus says:

    Just another silly BBC infatuation, judging by their ridiculous coverage since he croaked. Well, it fills the long and tedious hours of 24-hr so-called News….

  41. 41
    Wild side says:

  42. 42
    Hugh Janus says:

    They say that his ego is visible from space. Let’s hope a really bad time in the jungle shrinks it a little. Better still, I am happy to contribute to his ticket – provided it’s one-way only.

    Only the BBC will be pining if he fails to return.

  43. 43
    Nick Cleggo says:

    Not when you take the money into account. The total twat.

  44. 44
    Hugh Janus says:

    Who is Pete, and why is he burning?

  45. 45
    Penfold says:

    Man’s a shameless arse.
    All part of his rehab programme.

    May we all pray fr ra fatal engagement with something venomous.

  46. 46
    vince the cable, second in command says:

    Lets hope something nasty bites his dick off, oh hang on something nasty has already bit his dick.

  47. 47
    The Flying Spaghetti Machine says:

    Like a talented Russell Brand.

  48. 48
    There is no escape in the jungle says:

    …ironically ‘Huhne’ is the noise made in prison once the soap is dropped.

  49. 49
    Barry O'Barma says:

    Angela Merkel?

  50. 50
    New Segment says:

    They should cover him in honey and throw him into a freshly dug cess-pit full of killer ants and install a toilet over the top.

    That would be great TV.

  51. 51
    t.e.t.r.a.grammaton is satan not god says:

    a plastic bullet wound seeping paper blood is not analogous to remembrance.

  52. 52
    Gideon says:

    If you go to the jungle you wont be able to afford a shit.

  53. 53
    Simon Hughes says:

    As long as he goes down with a nasty infection.

  54. 54
    BBC says:

    He was a God-like poetic genius responsible for
    inspiring every musician and musical genre since
    the 1960’s.

  55. 55
    average joanna says:

    She was on Radio 4 yet again this morning.
    I turned it off.

  56. 56
    Jimmy Saville says:

    Wow reality at its best.

  57. 57

    Bush fire!

    Now there’s a thought; maybe a good bush fire be arranged whilst Huhne and the other Z list slebs are doing their tucker trials or whatever it is they do to ‘entertain’ the dribbling masses.

  58. 58
    Not another sick bag says:

    Politician wraps self in patriotic motif in order to court popularity. If only there were some puppies on parade…..

  59. 59
    Windy Miller says:

    How about his not just stepping down from public life but his just stepping down from life?

  60. 60
    Ned Kel-ly says:

    I hope he is refused a visa.

  61. 61
    See what I mean says:

    I would. Like a talented Russell Brand. If he was.

  62. 62
    What a plonker. says:

    No comment!

  63. 63
    Not So Fast says:

    Should have read “I’m A Slob ….”

  64. 64
    broderick crawford says:

    …… who partook of such an excess of magic potions and alcohol during the 60 s 70 s and 80 s that he recently needed a new liver which did not take to its new surroundings leading to his demise R I P

  65. 65
    broderick crawford says:

    he is indeed working in some relatively senior capacity for a us energy company m lord .

    did you hear him being interviewed by mother martha on world at one today ??

    the patina of self appreciation did not miss a beat .

    the best prime minister Blighty never had ….. he would maintain .

  66. 66
    broderick crawford says:

    vicky likes dicky

  67. 67
    broderick crawford says:

    yes i understand mr mccartney s ex is putatively in consideration for this series

    those two should go down a storm

    break a leg !

  68. 68
    broderick crawford says:

    vicky ….. we are picky

  69. 69
    broderick crawford says:

    he always was roughly …. very roughly …. hewn .

  70. 70
    broderick crawford says:

    that poppy is nearly larger than her breast

    a case of … all tits and farce .

  71. 71
    anonymouse says:

    God speed him on his way.

  72. 72
    He's a Calamity, get him outa here! says:

    You can chomp your way throuch a full furry forest if that fits your floosie’s favour.

  73. 73
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    In today’s Daily Mail there is an article about that other star of reality TV – Silly Sally Bare Cow. She says that she is unsuited to being the Speakers wife and longs for a life away from the Houses of Parliament. Whats to stop her? Go for it Sally and I am sure there is a gypsy camp somewhere were you will be welcomed with open arms. Moreover you will no longer be unsuitable in your position.

  74. 74
    Morgan's Organ says:

    i know Chris, Cara told me – how could you?

  75. 75
    The British public says:

    What a coincidence-
    We also long for her to have a life away from the Houses of Parliament.

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