October 27th, 2013

Read Guido’s Column in The Sun on Sunday Online

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  • Justine Greening’s Halloween horror
  • Government of the SpAds by the SpAds and for the SpAds: LibDems break promise and double up on SpAds
  • Mandelson-backed pro-EU group admits “clumsy” attempt to break charity laws to campaign against UKIP
  • Gloria wasn’t first MP to pose topless before elected
  • Perks for prevs: is the nonces’ benefits bonus for the chop?

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484 Comments

  1. 1
    Johnny Fartpants says:

    Gosh, it’s windy today!

  2. 2
    fernando's pants says:

    Susanna Reid creates much upskirt fappery……

  3. 3
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    It’s so windy I didn’t dare venture out to the newsagents, but it saved me a pound.

  4. 4
    PPE degrees are taken by nonces says:

    Is the word SpAds shorthand for spastics?

  5. 5
    Living in 98.11% white Merseyside says:

    If I bought a copy of the Sun, which I don’t, I would expect it to be full of wind.

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  7. 7
    Living in 98.11% white Merseyside says:

    Isn’t a SpAd usually someone they’re sh*gging?

  8. 8
    Sex, Sofas and Cheese says:

    So what has Bill’s bit of Breakfast Sofa stuff been up to then? Saw her on that dancing show, as ever she was full of herself.

  9. 9
    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    How often has the BBC allowed people to get away with nasty name calling about the Daily Mail? And yet it is no better. For example on HIGNFY it claimed Prince Harry snorted cocaine. This was read from an autocue by Jo Brand an anti-monarchist. So its OK for the BBC to be nasty but not the DM.
    Much better to have a President I suppose who hacks the phones of European leaders. I wondered where the NOTW got the idea from.

  10. 10
    UK Wind Farm Industry says:

    It’s for too windy for our turbines to operate sorry…we shall therefore be ceasing electricity generation for the next week………

  11. 11
    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    How often has the BBC allowed people to get away with nasty name calling about the Daily Mail? And yet it is no better. For example on HIGNFY it claimed Prince Ha*rry sno*rted coc*aine. This was read from an autocue by Jo Brand an anti-monarchist. So its OK for the BBC to be nasty but not the DM.
    Much better to have a President I suppose who hacks the phones of European leaders. I wondered where the NOTW got the idea from.

  12. 12
    Josh Rogan says:

    Posing topless? Don’t forget Chris Bryant

  13. 13
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    fernando's pants says:

    Very impressive.

    Nerd.

  15. 15
    Sir William Wayd says:

    Keep it classy, Guido old chap!

  16. 16
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    God Bless America…………….. Just in case they are monitoring today…………The Home of the Free !

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  18. 18
    Sir William Wayd says:

    The SpAds are shagging us, dear. People who are good at putting themselves forward will always win against people who are merely productive.

  19. 19
    A moron says:

    The Sun is fucking brilliant.

  20. 20
    The British media are cunts says:

    Tory mong on Radio 5 this morning admitted he enjoyed BBC bias as it made the Tories HAVE to make their case.

    Is it no wonder the Tories are heading the same way as the dinosaurs?

  21. 21
    Sir William Wayd says:

    He’s trying to slide his hand into that pocket.

  22. 22
    This is the only kind of WIP that really matters says:

    I ♥ u 2 :)

  23. 23
    A moron says:

    Makes a change – normally full of someone else.

    Very, very fond of her Uncle Willy.

  24. 24
    Mili investigate says:

    Don’t expect a hard hitting investigative response from Miliband.

    Can’t get to the truth over UNITE with Falkirk. Good old Jim Ratcliffe has the gumption to deal with UNITE and has passed on facts to the police which miliband couldn’t, wouldn’t or didn’t know how to.

  25. 25
    fernando's pants says:

    Even after his pledge to freeze energy prices for two years, more people trust Cameron to reduce the cost of energy…

    Fuck me..! That little c*nt Milliband can’t do anything right…

  26. 26
    Thanawat Thirapongpaiboon says:

    Probably trying to steal the camera in the pocket.

  27. 27
    Owen Jones says:

    Why hasn’t anyone mentioned me yet?

  28. 28
    Squeaker Bercow says:

    A friend of mine sells clocks,he’s had a bad time of it so he’s had to wind the business up.

  29. 29
    Mr Potato Head says:

    Wot…like a sort of SpAd-U-Like?

    http://tinyurl.com/nskt5ut

  30. 30
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Are you that commentator from the snooker television show Pot Black 1969. … “trying to reach a long shot, is getting on a bit and is having trouble getting his leg over”.

  31. 31
    Paid for by the Taxpayer no doubt says:

  32. 32
    altruism in industry says:

    hope nobody potted Chuka’s head

  33. 33
    Alex Higgins says:

    no, I’m the one who took a wild slash at a plant

  34. 34
    Pot Bl@ck says:

    Charles is looking at Chuka’s head and thinking it’s as shiny as a snooker ball.

  35. 35
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Elucidate, why was it a great evening?.

  36. 36
    Raptor says:

    Tory Chairman Grant Shapps demands that the BBC ends its “culture of biased reporting”.

    In another development, the Director of London Zoo demands that the leopard “changes its spots”.

  37. 37
    fernando's pants says:

    That’s a very thick pearl necklace…..

  38. 38
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    @SC: The article was talking about legal jargon in that section. @BW sort of raises this point a lot, as do others.

    The cypher technique is called Steganography. There are limits:

    h**p://cryptome.org/2013/10/limits-perfect-sec-stego.pdf

    And reflexively, a house Stenographer lost it during the debt vote:

    h**p://www.c-spanvideo.org/clip/4469223

    h**p://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/329225-house-stenographer-says-holy-spirit-inspired-floor-outburst#ixzz2iB1wvQlj

    But the message which Fox reported (in their news clip) was recorded outside. The microphones inside were off at the time. And who was the grey haired guy who seemed to set things in motion (clipped in reports / most uTube clips…) Seems almost to be in a trance, very relaxed approaching the podium…

    Was the message received ?

    The Fictional Fox report for comparison:

  39. 39
    Anonymous says:

    On the subject of the Met Office what is it with them. When I go to the forecast map all I get is a zoomed in view of London.

    Who wants to know the weather in London?

    So you enter your location as “UK”:

    No Exact Match. Please select a nearby location …
    Swatte Fell (2.1 miles)

    Try entering “England”:

    No Exact Match. Please select a nearby location …
    Watford (3.6 miles)

    Obviously they have no idea. So why do we trust them with predicting the weather?

    It is an arrogance beyond belief that they imply weather accurate to less than 100 miles on a 5 day basis.

  40. 40
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Looks like all the oysters in St Kitts have been bollocked,

  41. 41
    The LibDemon party says:

  42. 42
    No Speak The Lingo says:

    What is Congo Swag?

  43. 43
    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    Did it sell second-hand goods?

  44. 44
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Just need a bigger piece of chalk.

  45. 45
    M102 says:

    I wonder how many wind turbines will get f@cked by the wind today :)

  46. 46
    bongo shag says:

    rhyming slang

  47. 47
    Podiceps says:

    Seems to be a sort of Action Man figure for sad gamers.

  48. 48
    SC Tittymong says:

    There’s only so many selfie dick pics I can take, please form an orderly queue.

  49. 49
    No Speak The Lingo says:

    He shagged Abbott?

  50. 50
    Any right thinking person who doesn't like disgusting ginger perverts says:

    After granny’s gone to the trouble of doing Sunday lunch, you have to go and jeopardise it like that! Are you happy, are you happy with that? She’s a bloody pensioner you know? Some people, strewth.

  51. 51
    Nicholarse Clegg says:

    If some people are against green taxes, then they’re just plain stupid.

    The fact is, green taxes are great, and a whopping 6 percent of the population agree with me on this.

    I am a genius, it is right a proper that I should be running the country, and you’re a nasty little bigot if you disagree.

  52. 52
    Vote LibDum for more immigrationa and higher energy bills says:

    Diane treated the audience to her party trick where she stands on a table and lights her farts.

  53. 53
    Vote LibDum for more immigration and higher energy bills says:

    Even if Tuesday’s papers aren’t full of photos of burning or broken windmills, I bet we’ll get treated* to stories of them being turned off for safety reasons.

    * unless you read the Indy or Gruadian.

  54. 54
    Graun and Indy. says:

    The storm is due to global warming. We need more windmills.

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    Strange. But not unexpected.

    I do like the theory that the two weeks of negotiations was just a cover for other activities.

    If everything was shut down, how could anything have happened!

    By the grey/silver haired man was in command of her obviously. I know the US public are guidable but that Fox news clip is on another level.

    Was this reported on UK TV at the time?

  56. 56
    Noose Watch says:

    If the big storm causes power outages and damages wind farms, can we hang Ed Davey ?

  57. 57
    Skelfing! Það er Clown says:

    I just remarked to Sarah, “I’m expecting a real blow tonight!” and she’s in a right strop!

  58. 58
    Anonymous says:

    They always turn themselves off. Most are not rated above 25mph.

    They adjust the blades for neutral forces and break the shaft.
    The towers can not stand actually generating energy above their designed speed. They buckle.

    They burn up only when the control systems fail.

    Watch out for flying solar arrays. They are only attached at 4 points.

  59. 59
    HEARDITALL says:

    SOMEBODY HAS TOO MUCH TIME ON HIS HANDS

  60. 60
    HEARDITALL says:

    Another religious nut case not unusual in the US the place is ran by them!

  61. 61
    Len Goodman says:

    And you know, how exactly?

  62. 62
    Bilda Berger says:

    Yes, on tick.

  63. 63
    I like the word f-eat says slimline ugly bint says:

    For a very thick fat bird.

  64. 64
    Anonymous says:

    More than one involved. So it is more than a nut case job. Also which security guard holds the hand of a person? Most hold the arm even when it is a known person.

    Unless you were talking about the man.

  65. 65
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    DM had a go at reporting:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2464079/House-stenographer-starts-yelling-God-right-debt-ceiling-crisis-averted.html

    Their description doesn’t really balance with the C-Span footage, and they report her saying in the chamber what she said outside.

    D’erren B’rown would have been proud of this, and has demonstrated how it could be done in some of his shows.

    Perhaps the warning was on a more subtle note. If someone could be put into this state to do this, then putting a gun in their hand to do something else is quite possible. Big wake up call.

    NB: During the shutdown everything was not shut down. Much of government continued to function albeit without pay.

    The main distraction was the vets being denied access to war memorials, and people irritated that the national parks were closed down.

    Some speculation that the Grey haired guy may have been a Tea Party favorite from Utah: Rob Bishop

    Not sure myself, but Utah was going to be hit by something nasty during shutdown:

    h**p://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-10-15/foodstamp-program-shutdown-imminent

  66. 66
    Wiggy says:

    Baldy alert

  67. 67
    Ed Davey is a windbag himself imhos slimline ugly bint says:

    The Government can’t protect it’s people?
    Jeez, wtf are they there for besides fiddling expenses?

  68. 68
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    The religious stuff came after. What was said specifically in the house is really unknown. :-)

  69. 69
    T May says:

    Yankee Go Home

  70. 70
    Jack the rendition man Straw says:

    I could arrange waterboarding.

  71. 71
    Curious says:

    Can he stop people from warming themselves in other ways?

  72. 72
    newsnighted says:

    Nice Sundat Times insight investiagtion

    seems the Mcscams had the brand new realesed by the MET photfitups 5 years ago and sat on it

    why ?

    why let insight on this ?

    are ex-news international employees about to grip the bar at the old bailey ?

  73. 73

    You are continuing from last page. It raises other interesting points which I don’t have time now even to read properly.

    Just getting into my car and travelling north of Alps for next six hours. Will probably look at tomorrow, maybe tonight, if I keep awake! Then I shall be away until the last week of November. Have much writing to do so no phones, no internet. Hell! I may even pinch time to read a book or three. :-)

    Good luck with those winds!

  74. 74
    ? says:

    Why does Owen talk like he’s had a stroke

  75. 75
    A leftwing moron says:

    The BBC is balanced and independent.

  76. 76
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP says:

    Tonight, my wind farms will generate more than enough energy to satisfy the needs of the country for the whole of the winter.

  77. 77
    Egged Miliband says:

  78. 78
    Anonymous says:

    Yep. We need to raise the retirement age.

  79. 79
    slobbo says:

    thats a very thick plastic pearl necklace

  80. 80
    Vince does Woking LibDems says:

  81. 81
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    There were complications with the investigation that the fund paid for:

    http://cryptome.org/0001/henri-exton.htm

    The details from that investigation were restricted, perhaps in order to protect the identities of those involved and so as it could be passed over to safer hands ?
    :-)

  82. 82
    our foreign correspondant goes walkabout says:

    no phones no internet books end of november – you’re not going into therapy are you sc ? … only teasing !

  83. 83
    Ric Holden,CCHQ says:

    Gullible Dave has been told by the Americans that they listened to everybody’s phone conversations except his!

    What a nugget we have as Prime Minister !

  84. 84
    Two Hundred and Firty Thousand Pounds so that Abbott can work out? says:

    Taxpayer to foot the £250k bill for upgrade of MPs’ gym

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/10407334/Taxpayer-to-foot-the-250k-bill-for-upgrade-of-MPs-gym.html

  85. 85
    George Galloway says:

    Oh shit !

    Syria: Islamic jihadists burn Bibles and Christian books outside Christian church http://www.jihadwatch.org/2013/10/syria-islamic-jihadists-burn-bibles-and-christian-books-outside-christian-church.html

  86. 86
    Loopy Lou says:

    I thought Mr Cameron looked a bit shifty when he was sitting next to Mrs Merkel.

    I wonder why.

  87. 87
    Ban The Left says:

    Of course, it is a bit gay to try and ban people from saying it’s a bit gay.

  88. 88
    M102 says:

    Just saw on the local BBC news that one got blown over in the south yesterday. Blown OVER!

  89. 89
    silly old bugger awards committee says:

    what a gripping event that must have been

  90. 90
    fed-up in britain says:

    Hunts all of them.

  91. 91
    Ban The Left says:

    And Owen Jones looks like he is going to set his mum on nasty man Fawkes…

    :-)

  92. 92
    liberace says:

    just been shown american pics of the frau in her suspenders with brankvurst in hand ?

  93. 93
    Freddie the Fishmonger says:

    Something about this story does not smell right.

    If the Leader of the Opposition was doing a good job for us all he would be demanding things be cleared up for the voters.

    What we all need to know is whether Messrs Major Thatcher, Blair brown and Cameron have received private information about what our EU allies have been thinking about us over the years as a result of American espionage.

  94. 94
  95. 95
    Wankers Union says:

    we’d give him a deposit if he fancied becoming an mp

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    Hurricane Gordon says:

    This will be a prudent storm.

  98. 98
    The Great Ed Balls Central Line says:

    Mr Balls has been provided with a rival option for a tenth of the price to re-open the Great Central Railway line instead

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/conservative/10406859/HS2-Labour-to-examine-cheaper-rival-plan.html

  99. 99
    Captain Birdseye says:

    not a surprise given they think we’re a bunch of interfering shopkeepers trying to rock their boat

  100. 100
    Guido is a Jeremy Hunt says:

    No surprise over the BBCs double standards and bias towards the lazy left.

  101. 101
    Common Dog missing from house of Commons says:

    Surely this is too sensible a plan to be taken up by our Politicians?

  102. 102
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Mutton dressed as mutton.

  103. 103
    Guido is a Jeremy Hunt says:

    With my pound saved also that’s two less in Ruperts pocket!

  104. 104
    Guido is a Jeremy Hunt says:

    Clegg you are an arse!

  105. 105
    The Gnu says:

    Fat lot of good that will do him going by their past record on serious crime and cokey stuff in council chambers.

  106. 106
    The Most Expensive Super Computer that Money can Buy says:

  107. 107
    Guido is a Jeremy Hunt says:

    Clever stuff

  108. 108
    The Gnu says:

    … why? To blow the wind away perhaps?

  109. 109
    The pointy black one without the hair says:

    “Say that to me one more time you mop-haired cvnt and I’ll” ….. etc etc

  110. 110
    Old Hal says:

    These birds know how to get the heart of a politico to get advancement, they have and always will, I must add that they are not so keen on female bosses, I wonder why?

  111. 111
    More Wind.....Less Wind generation....more coal generation says:

    In just 15 minutes wind generation has fallen by 300MW with the slack taken up by coal. Looks like windy days are bad for windmills.

    But what will we do when Dave has shut down the coal stations and has us reliant on Wind, pray for windless days?

  112. 112
    Trinny & Susanne says:

    That is a very thick Ugly plastic pearl necklace

  113. 113
    Time gents please says:

    Was he also wearing a strap on…. his wrist?

  114. 114
    Old Hal says:

    And that one of Tony (or should I say Toni) topless, yuk.

  115. 115
    Time gents please says:

    That hippo really should take more care about with whom she mixes.

  116. 116
    Soldier boys says:

    Hi righties. In the last week I’ve read comments here that referred to darkies, co-ons and “feral rubberlips”. It is, of course, your right to hate whoever you want. I’m not here to advocate limiting your right to free speech. After all, if all the racists stopped posting here, there’d be no comments left. However, I’m curious about one thing. Johnson Beh*rry was awarded the highest medal for bravery after he rescued several fellow soldiers during combat. If you’re superior to him, as you obviously believe you are, why not enlist and go and fight in Afghanistan or Iraq, engage in combat and rescue more soldiers than he did, and then you’ll prove that you’re better than the “feral rubberlips”. Otherwise, you run the risk of looking a gutless, spineless, chickenhawk piece of shit who comfortably spouts racial slurs from your keyboard but haven’t got a millionth of the bravery this “feral rubberlips” has, and I’m sure that’s the last thing you courageous, tough keyboard warriors would want.

  117. 117
    UKIP or bust says:

    Couple in the foreground seem totally absorbed . . . in their tea.

  118. 118
    Old Hal says:

    Why don’t you emigrate there Dave in 18 months time, I am sure they would welcome you with open arms

  119. 119
    Hurricane Higgins says:

    Feck off you jock nutter.

  120. 120
    Sir William Wayd says:

    Try entering the name of the city, twon or village where you live.

  121. 121
    More tea, Vicar? says:

    Those two in the centre of the pic look like they are REALLY enjoying their cocoa too.

  122. 122
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    I see it’s nearly time for the annual “Children in Need” telethon.

    In light of the Jimmy Saville & Stuart Hall revelations, ITV/SKY should hold a rival one called “Children in Need of protection from the pedos at the BBC”

  123. 123
    Vince Cable, Minister For (Giving All Of Us The) Business, says:

    I explained the workings of my particular Cabinet Department, and why it is vitally important for all to understand them:

    http://dcbarroco.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/fb96c-memejeffdunhamgovernmentmafia.jpg?w=400&h=318

  124. 124
    More tea, Vicar? says:

    (Bloody time lag!).

    PS: Why were the blinds drawn? Was their any danger of a sniper in the woods?

  125. 125
    More tea, Vicar? says:

    * Ugh!! there

  126. 126
    A Hypnotically Dull Snooker Commentator says:

    …..and the white’s snug against the cushion, kissing the black…..he’s going to need his extension for this one….

  127. 127
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Had enough of the LibLabCon traitors and their mates in the Mainstream media?

    Are you a patriot and want your country back?

    1. Stop paying the telly tax.

    2. Stop buying the lying rags laughably calling themselves newspapers.

    3. Vote UKIP at every opportunity.

    Remember vote early,vote often,vote UKIP :-)

  128. 128
    Viince Cable says:

    I don’t recollect having an economy

  129. 129
    The Indian Ocean Water Board says:

    Don’t be silly. Ed would have known all about this. His brother would have told him years ago.

  130. 130
    Epimenides Keeler says:

    He would say that, wouldn’t he?

  131. 131
    Anuvva biskit Sarge? says:

    Nice rant sarge, but the fact is most of us don’t want to join up to an organisation that is there simply to kill people.

  132. 132
    Ed Miliband says:

    I demand an independent judicial wind farm

  133. 133
    Owen Jones says:

    Here’s to the bravery of Guido Fawkes’s frothing right-wing trolls, courageously screeching bile as they cower behind anonymity…

  134. 134
    Soldier boys says:

    I take it then that you vehemently opposed the Falklands War and think the British troops who fought were/are just a bunch of killers? Or is it that you’re simply saying that because you know you wouldn’t last 5 seconds in combat?

  135. 135
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    The most disturbing thing is that a number of people actually think mine and Russell Brand’s infantile politics are a credible alternative.

  136. 136
    President Omaha Beach says:

    Yankee tap phone.

  137. 137
    Sir William Wayd says:

    Nobody except athletes and dancers really needs a gym. There are plenty of ways to exercise and keep fit that don’t require a lot of silly equipment with names like PecMaster.

  138. 138
    Anonymous says:

    Sounds like a lobbyist without a cause.

    I’m gonna laugh my cock off if Guido proves his assertion to be correct.

  139. 139
    Real Conservatives vote UKIP says:

    So he admits that he is a paid lobbyist – at least he would be if anyone was prepared to pay the little twat.

  140. 140
    Ban The Left says:

    First time seen those terms here. Usually find that stuff over on the ‘progressive’ web sites.

  141. 141
    Noel Edmonds says:

    I’m a paid Blobbyist.

  142. 142
    Not a tea-leaf (unlike the LibLabConners) says:

    How about getting it to foretell something useful – like this week’s lottery numbers ?

  143. 143
    Sir William Wayd says:

    Failing as a troll, now that’s Olympic-standard abjectness.

  144. 144
    Met Office says:

    A-a-a-a-h-h-h, so it might be a bit north of Cardiff and Bristol or a bit south.
    Maybe Cornwall gets the brunt, maybe Wales does.
    But we’re fairly sure Scotland’s not in the picture.
    And knowing that should be some consolation for some people, anyway.

  145. 145
    How things work in Glasgow says:

    If your the leader of a municipal council and the Police have evidence that your doing class A drugs, they visit you and tip you off .

  146. 146
    Dumpynose says:

    How deliciously post-modern; a pseudonymous troll complaining about pseudonymous trolling.

  147. 147
    danny nolan says:

    That would be the same people that shriek, wail, and howl whenever anyone has the temerity to say the word ‘fracking’ on Question Time or it’s runt, Any Questions.

    Don’t do joined up thinking do they.

  148. 148
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Cameron and Davey keep telling us to switch our supplier to get a better deal.

    Well in 18 months time the voters will do exactly that.

    Vote early,vote often,vote UKIP :-)

  149. 149
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Horrid Henry covered Wind Farms…

  150. 150
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    I see they are trying to get Turkey to join the EU.

    The stupid Turks can board the EU titanic just as Britain rows off in the lifeboats to be rescued by the SS UKIP Carpathia most ably captained by Nigel Farage :-)

  151. 151
    danny nolan says:

    Can you see what it is yet?

    Nope.

  152. 152
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    UKIP have clearly parked their tanks on the patriotic common ground deserted by the LibLabCon traitors :-)

  153. 153
    Anonymous says:

    The early stage of this twitter spat reminds me of Guido’s comedy exchange with Porno Perry during the summer.

  154. 154
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    All that disagree with me are: racist, homophobic, transphobic, Islamophobic, xenophobic, bigots, reactionary, fascists, right-wing scum. xx

    Vote early,vote often,vote UKIP :-)

  155. 155
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    I have never been to Woking.

  156. 156
    Eric Pickles says:

    ehh. ehhh. EHHH. ehhh. ehh. EHH. EHHH. ehh. ehh. EHH.

    Remember vote early,vote often,vote UKIP :-)

  157. 157
    Soldier boys says:

    Blind or in denial? Just do a random search, but I think we both know you’re lying and you know full well the comments posted here. Unlike your username, I’m not suggesting banning anything. Only fascists like to ban their political opponents, so I assume from your username that you’re a fascist who believes in banning anyone who disagrees with you. Now perhaps you’d like to explain when you’ll be enlisting to serve and if not, why not.

  158. 158
    Owen Jokes says:

    I’m not a paid lobbyist: I am a laid knob jockeyist.

  159. 159
    Soldier boys says:

    Have you been in the armed forces, Sir William?

  160. 160
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    The hordes of Romas flooding the UK from next year will make a mockery of Cameron’s promise to reduce immigration to the tens of thousannds.

    Vote early,vote often,vote UKIP :-)

  161. 161
    danny nolan says:

    Beat 10% Price Rises And Fix To 2017.

    Fixing To 2017 Could Save £100s On Your Bill.

    Yeah right – if I fix to Dec 2017 on nPower my bill rises by 36.25% tomorrow. Haven’t quite worked it out, but that would mean locking in an annual price rise of 15 or 16%.

    These long fixes – it’s like the boards of the energy companies have got round the table and said,

    ‘Right, in our wildest dreams, what’s the biggest annual price rises we could get through per year, stick a bit on top, and there’s your fix’.

    Utter con – and no-one in the media or in government is on top of this, because they either don’t understand or don’t care or both.

    Have USwitch a nice vested interest in you switching?

    Clue’s in the name.

  162. 162
    Ric Holden,CCHQ says:

    Excellent summary of the Phone Hacking “Trial of the Century” commencing tomorrow http://wp.me/pMDHB-626

    Vote early,vote often,vote UKIP :-)

  163. 163
    Ban The Left says:

    To assume makes an ass of you and me. Prove that this moniker is not a deep leftist agitprop masquerading a what you choose to believe.

  164. 164
    A Payne (in the beeboids) says:

    The BBC is in no way associated with the truth.

  165. 165
    Theresa says:

    Very annoying that Dynamic Dave has chaired a discussion on the storm.

    WTF does he think he’s doing interfering on my patch?

    I suppose the ponce just wants to be on prime time telly yet again. Whatta Tossa.

  166. 166
    nellnewman says:

    I see the blog has been taken over by ukip today rather than labour trolls, Well that’s an improvement I guess.

    Hope nigelfarage gets a seat in the HoP come 2015 , but suspect that’s all ukip will get.

  167. 167
    the un-boot-polished truth says:

    It’s more likely to work if you append ‘-istan’.

  168. 168
    A Rightie says:

    I want a flat tax. Does that mean I’m a racist and a xenophobe you tedious moron?

  169. 169
    The Flying Spaghetti Machine says:

    Winds of change for UK energy policy ?

    Dave perhaps on for a thorough kicking next PMQs, assuming they can still switch the lights on ?

  170. 170
    nellnewman says:

    I see they’ve just downgraded wind estimates for Peterborough and the Wash – not likely to be greater than 24 now. That’s not strong enough to abandon sailing on the lake. Guess they’ll make their mind up eventually.

  171. 171
    Soldier boys says:

    I don’t have to prove anything. You’re still avoiding answering when you’re going to enlist.

  172. 172
    Vote UKIP says:

    We’ll get bum sex Dave out.
    If Milliprat gets in so what. The LibLabConners are all virtually the same spendthrift fuckers up of the economy.

  173. 173
    Jimmy says:

    I had a paedomaster treadmill in my flat.

  174. 174
    nellnewman says:

    Ah the beginning of half-term and boredom for a leftwing troll.

  175. 175
    2002 says:

    It’s been revealed that Merkel’s phone was tapped from 2002. Remind me who the president was then. Was it the socialist communist muslim terrorist darkie Obama, as so many here are fond of calling him, or was it someone else?

  176. 176
    like I said, it's Work-In-Progress says:

    Try these : http://bit.ly/16EeIOq

  177. 177
    nellnewman says:

    What makes you think the unproven ukip would be any better , if in the most unlikely event they were to win the next election in 2015?

  178. 178
    Lord Stansted says:

    Richard Branson says a referendum on Britain’s membership of the European Union is ridiculous and that leaving the economic bloc would badly damage UK businesses

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/industry/10406991/An-EU-vote-ridiculous.html

    When that ego-driven c**t lives in the UK we might listen to him – until then he shut STFU.

  179. 179
    The Stasi says:

    You think that is a laugh?

    How about Hacked Off’s Coogan having an article all to himself in today’s guardian denying any threat to press freedom, freedom of speech etc: and the comments are closed ‘for legal reasons’.

    http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/oct/27/leveson-press-regulation-steve-coogan-david-mitchell

  180. 180
    2002 says:

    Funny how all the drooling demented tea party Republicans and their UK counterparts who were calling for Obama’s head over the phone tapping revelations have gone quiet all of a sudden now that it’s been revealed Merkel’s phone was tapped in 2002, when a certain Dick Cheney was running the United States, with some special needs kid called George W Bush as the figurehead. No calls for their heads, it seems. How odd.

  181. 181
    Owen Jones mother says:

    Because he is special.

  182. 182
    Soldier boys says:

    I didn’t mention anything about taxes. I asked when those who like to call blacks “feral rubberlips” are going to enlist and serve. If you’re going to pick a straw man, at least make it halfway relevant and logical, otherwise you just look insane.

  183. 183
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    No, they haven’t really gone quiet.

    Healthcare.gov is just pi$$ing them off more.

  184. 184
    Soldier boys says:

    I take it you’re ok with people referring to blacks as darkie, monkeys, co-on and feral rubberlips, nell? Since that’s what my post was about, and your ad hominem comment about half term just exposes you have nothing to say. Either answer the point or don’t comment. Very simple. Even for you.

  185. 185
    2002 says:

    So you’re saying they can only be angry and vocal about one thing at a time? Ok.

  186. 186
    The public says:

    They’re not identikit Liblabcon.

  187. 187
    fernando's pants says:

    Perhaps some people here are too old to enlist, just for clarity could you enlighten us on your military credentials.

  188. 188
    Dunkley Fartmaster says:

    parp!

  189. 189
    Jack Straw says:

    I think you’ll find the vast majority of overtly racist comments here are made by lefty trolls trying super hard to sound like their idea of a right winger – a product entirely of their own prejudices.

    But lefties can’t be prejudiced, can they. Just like black people can’t be racist.

  190. 190
    Kick the bastards right where it hurts says:

    The LibLabCon stitch-up has made a mockery of democracy. How could anyone else possibly be any worse ?

  191. 191
    fernando's pants says:

    To assume we are all racists here is deeply ignorant. Let me make an assumption or two…

    You are not a soldier, but a deeply angry individual who probably tried to enlist but were told that our wonderful armed forces has no position for a sad fuckwit such as yourself…

    I reckon i’m spot on.

  192. 192
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    No. It’s just that they realize it is better to have your own security in the know than having foreigners spy on you.

    Domestic spying is a problem, but as it is mainly targeted at loonies, muzzies and mainstream undesirables, so what. The healthcare stuff is much more juicy, until it is proved that NSA have been used to target Teaparty folk etc.

    It’s all about priorities.

  193. 193
    Met Office suggest that you go outside and if it's a bit windy stay at home on Monday says:

    Likewise for West Midlands….yesterday they were forecasting hurricane conditions with likely nassive structural damage, downed power lines and transport disruption with dire warnings to tie down loose objects and house with apocalyptic warningsfor anyone daft enough to drive a vehicle above 2 metres tall anywhere near M6 etc on Monday morning rush hour(good advice ANY morning ) with wide spread disruption to rail network(there is ALWAYS disruption to rail network on Mondays anyway as some little scamps replenish their copper wire supply at weekends causing signalling problems in area…….but now rain showers with winds predicted max 20 mph with gusts of around 35 mph…normal then for October/November…it seems Met Office still smarting from 1987 debacle and give warning in case someone sues them if they suffer damage ??.

  194. 194
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    The only storm that matters is the one that will sweep the ConDems away on 7th May 2015.

    Skyrocketing energy bills and hordes of Romas flooding the UK will see to that.

    Tick tock, tick tock.

    Vote early,vote often,vote UKIP :-)

  195. 195
    Owne Jones is a needy communist puff says:

    Saw Jones last night snogging a bigger man in Dean Street while getting his arse felt. They then waltzed off with hands in each others back pockets. He’s definitely a bottom. You can tell by the way he walks. The other guy looked familiar but couldn’t place him.

  196. 196
    Soldier boys says:

    No, but if you read what I said, my question wasn’t about enlisting alone, it was about the racists who post comments. I don’t call blacks darkies and feral rubberlips, so I don’t have to go and enlist to prove I’m better than Beh*rry because I know I’m not. I don’t have his courage and bravery. I also don’t call him and other blacks darkie, co-on and feral rubberlips. My post was for those who believe they’re better than “feral rubberlips” to prove that that’s the case.

  197. 197
    Owne Jones guzzles spunk says:

    Owen go blow some more middle aged men, you showed an aptitude for it in the bogs at Kudos last year

  198. 198
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    ‘Slick Willy’, Clinton was going to do it but he was a bit busy with an intern during his time in the Gobble Office.

  199. 199
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Oh, and in view of the expected storm, please DON’T panic-buy fuel! Nor anything else for that matter (be it milk, bread, baked beans etc).

    Remember vote early,vote often,vote UKIP :-)

  200. 200
    Owne Jones guzzles spunk says:

    your arse is so slack you can slot on to most door knobs

  201. 201
    Anonymous says:

    I should have said real turbines. I was not including the toy town me too units.

    Look closely. The mast is intact. The blades are attached. Yes they are broken, but all of them, which means they were still moving.
    But most importantly the welded base looks intact. This could be a installation quality issue.

    Or the bolts could have been removed! These are insecure installations of very dangerous equipment. Nothing more that simple workshop tools are needed. I hear there is opposition to them.

  202. 202
    2002 says:

    You read my post, right? So you know that it was about tea party loons fuming about the tapping of foreign leaders, not domestic muzees. They’ve now gone silent as it’s been revealed the tapping was done under Cheney. Fuck all to do with priorities. It’s rank hypocrisy, because they were calling for Obama’s execution over this, much like any day of the week over anything, but have suddenly shut up now that we know the tapping of foreign leaders happened under one of their guys and not the communist muslim terrorist socialist Obama..

  203. 203
    fernando's pants says:

    Oooh, backing down a bit there aren’t you sweetheart, at least you know when you’ve been owned.

  204. 204
    Protest too much says:

    Sounds like you know a lot about gay sex and were watching them very closely to guess that Jones is a bottom. Do you think a lot about gay sex?

  205. 205
    Anonymous says:

    If she said something shocking at the start why did the two in the foreground keep talking.

  206. 206
    Ban The Left says:

    It was Bush, who was controlled by father and Put!n at the time.

  207. 207
    Chris Huhne says:

    Someone’s shat in front of the escalators in John Lewis in Buchanan Galleries. Just a heads up.

  208. 208
    owen likes botty says:

    you have to be – the number of double headers you’ve had in Hampstead Heath. Owen likes older men with bald heads. He also likes dinners in Mayfair and has taken a couple of trips to Casablanca – wonder if he bumped into Micky P?

  209. 209
    soldier boys mum says:

    Dinner darling! I’ve made you alphabetti spaghetti on toast. I took out all the letters you don’t like, so it’s just the ‘c’s, ‘u’s, ‘n’s and ‘t’s.

  210. 210
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Seems to be more Dems and RINOs who were complaining about that. It is they now who have gone very quiet as they understand the full Constitutional implications and how this plays to support the Teaparty movement.

    There are issues with Cheney and that previous administration. The issue with Obama is that he has not corrected any of those issues, as is now proven.

    If you actually knew what the Libertarian movements were about and what is going on in the US, rather than what the propaganda says, then you would understand this.

  211. 211
    Grant Shapps says:

    Man walks into bar. Bang go his chances of winning limbo competition.

    Remember vote early,vote often,vote UKIP :-)

  212. 212
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    To be fair, the technology to do it properly did not exist in his day, and neither did the political will. There was also a turf war going on between DoD and C!A on the matter.

    Perhaps a good idea now to watch the Cl!nton’s attack the welfare reforms which they did sign in. A great policy achievement with one major flaw:

    It completely undermined The Children’s Defense Fund.

    Oops.

  213. 213
    Noose Watch says:

    Go long rope and piano wire. :-)

  214. 214
    President Omaha Beach says:

    Clinton’s political will was tickling Monica’s tonsils.

  215. 215
    Ewaname is not the enemy, and I am not Ewaname says:

    Hi Petal,

    ** sighs **

    Looks like mummies tits have run dry so you are trying to play soldier man with the big boys ?

    ** hands on hips **

    Now, Wet Nurse Botha is on the way with some extra large nipples and a spanking paddle. If you don’t behave she will not feed you.

    ** smiles **

    There’s a good boy :-)

    N E x x x

  216. 216
    Mornington Crescent says:

    …and trousers down.

  217. 217
    The English public says:

    “France resists British push to cut EU regulation”

    http://uk.reuters.com/article/2013/10/25/uk-eu-summit-britain-idUKBRE99O0CQ20131025

    And we know who’ll win, and it isn’t us.

  218. 218
    T May still says:

    Yankee Go Home

  219. 219
    Anonymous says:

    Could I point out that the track of the low pressure is not the track of the winds.

    In isolation, since the system is moving West to East and rotating anticlockwise the winds at the North side are slower than those at the bottom. The winds in the middle are low.

    Further, it is travelling south of another low pressure centred north of Scotland. So the pressure difference to the north is low. Where they “meet” the northern system is causing opposite winds to this storm system

    To the south however is the high pressure of the Med. Therefore the winds are the addition of the storm and the winds that would be caused by the high pressure.

    Well basically. Nothing ever exists in isolation, and the Met office should know better than to show the track like that.

    So the highest winds are some where in the Channel region and not as the graphic depicts. IOW to Dover is my best guess.

    Actual wind speed are far more dependent on the direction, built forms and topology around you. So even if you are out of the main area you can suffer higher local wind gusts.

  220. 220
    Norman Baker says:

    Hold on Scully, I mean Theresa, they may be on to something.

  221. 221
    Garnt Mitchell says:

    Oi, you talkin’ bout my babe?

  222. 222
    Mark McOaten says:

    I’ll be there soon.

  223. 223
    A dead soldier says:

    So, former home secretary Jack Straw is stepping down as MP/
    May his retirement be short and be dogged with increasingly serious bouts of depression.

  224. 224
    Londonistan is going to be hit for day Time Telly...Press Hyperbole warning says:

  225. 225
    Soldier boys says:

    You’d be right if my post had been about enlisting only, but as you’re one of gutless racists who doesn’t have the courage of his convictions to just admit you’re a racist who thinks you’re better than Beh*rry, you’re conveniently obfuscating by claiming my post was solely and wholly about fighting in the armed forces, when you know it wasn’t. Why not just admit you think Beh*arry is a feral rubberlips as one of your friends called blacks and that you don’t want to do what he did. Come on. Have the courage of your convictions now. Don’t be a keyboard racist all your life.

  226. 226
    Dear Met Office says:

    Why is it going to be oval shaped across Southern England, with three circles?

  227. 227
    The British media are cunts says:

    How typical of the BBC that on thier news bulletins they ONLY give us sound bites from Greg Dyke and Hattie Harpic, BOTH in support of the BBC.

    Radio 5 gave us rent a beeboid Steve Hewlitt (who works for the BBC) also in support of the BBC.

    The BBC just don’t get it do they?

    Greg Dyke himsle admitted years ago that the BBC had a liberal bias, or has he forgotten?

  228. 228
    The British media are cunts says:

    Molesting kids is what the BBC does.

  229. 229
    fernando's pants says:

    ‘Why not just admit you think Beh*arry is a feral rubberlips.’

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

  230. 230
    Soldier boys says:

    @Ewaname

    Yep, that’s about your level. I love how not a single one of you has been able to answer my question directly, instead just making such hilarious and imaginative jokes as you have. I’d have more respect if you just openly said “Yes, I’m better than that co-on Beh*rry and no I’m not going to fight in the army to prove I’m better than him”. Instead, all you’re capable of is jokes about breastfeeding. Wow. You’re living the dream, aren’t you? I’m in awe of your discursive skills. But not of your complete cowardice. But it’s typical and to be expected of keyboard warriors who revel in posting garbage in the comfort of anonymity. Not one of you would go up to Beh*rry or any black person and call them a darkie or a feral rubberlips. So my original contention stands. You’re gutless, spineless shits and yet all you had to do was my answer my point directly and you couldn’t even do that, and in doing so reinforced how lacking you are. As you were.

  231. 231
    David Cameron - Habitual Liar as well as Workshy Chancer? says:

    Cameron and Osborne have refused to deny taking cocaine and causing criminal damage to restaurants.

    If those claims were true it would of course mean they are basically just a couple of junkie thugs.

  232. 232
    Kick the bastards right where it hurts says:

    ‘liberal’ ???
    Strange, the word appears to have been redefined to mean the opposite of what it used to mean.

  233. 233
    President Omaha Beach says:

    Yankee tap phone.

  234. 234
    Soldier boys says:

    If accusing me of projection is the best you can do, then on that basis the fixation with “bum sex” in the comments posted here every day must therefore mean they’re all closet homosexuals. Actually, on this, you may be right, given how the likes of Crispin Blunt and Michael Portillo always voted against gay rights, before being outed. Hypocrisy? Say it ain’t so.

  235. 235
    This is not Progress says:

    What’s wrong with a good old fashioned Synoptic chart? No confusion, no dumbing down, no inaccuracies.

  236. 236
    Anonymous says:

    Since anyone can post here, any single post does not condemn the majority. If there was a sequence of posts that you find offensive with no dissention from the majority then highlight them.

    Your style matches other identities so it could be that you are the one promoting these ideas?

    The oldest trick in a free society: do an act, then condemn the society for that act.

  237. 237
    Anonymous says:

    Point them out. Be specific.

  238. 238
    Ewaname is not the enemy, and I am not Ewaname says:

    Now honey, ** smirks **

    You know what we said about tantrums in public.

    ** puts on rubber gloves **

    Now be a good little boy and bend over. This will hurt me more than it hurts you.

    ** Giggles **

    N E x x x

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    fernando's pants says:

    I only speak for myself here…I’m off to the pub, where there will be a couple of friends of mine (black) and the landlord (gay).

    Betcha fucking hate that, dontcha…lol.

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    Deaf Hunt says:

    Being paid to pursue your hobby is nothing to be ashamed about.

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    Window Licker says:

    Calm down dear

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    disenfranchised says:

    Admirable thoughts from ‘you kippers’ if just pertaining to Euro elections 2014 but carried further to split the Conservative vote 2015 [with some disheartened Lib /Lab supporters changing too] it will invariably spell the complete end of any chance to leave the EU.
    While agreeing Dave has no strong intention of really leaving the club prefering sitting on the fence pontificating, Miliband and Clegg and their parties are so completely committed to dig the UK in deeper a Labour or Lib-Lab pact government will ensure you can never emerge.
    You make it sound like Dave will always be an ever and ever, permanent fixture fronting his party.
    Following UKIP success in 2014, while Dave’s inevitable removal a year before the General Election might result in very temporary uneasiness it would only take a Tory champion adamant at leaving and all your objectives would be acheived.
    I have all faith in Nigel, and his UKIP party success in 2014 but unfortunately no further. He is the Joker in the pack and once used to trump his opponents in 2014 will probably play no further part in the bigger game.

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    Owned Jones says:

    Yeah ? Well, what about this ?

    My mum is not happy !

  244. 244
    Soldier boys says:

    The classic “some of my friends are black”. Never goes out of style.

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    GCHQ want double time says:

    Twice.

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    RED LEN says:

    I’m really just a nasty piece of work strike.

  247. 247
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Whilst Brown was arguably the worst Prime Minister, history will regard Cameron as being the least effective.

    Would not discount Con-UKIP coalition.

  248. 248
    Michael Fish says:

    Worked well for me

  249. 249
    Jim Callaghan says:

    How quickly everyone forgot about me

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    What's it all about Alfie? says:

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    Ban The Left says:

    Out of interest, do you have any friends ? Gay, Black or otherwise ?

  252. 252
    Great British Public says:

    LOL !!

  253. 253
    Dick Cheney says:

    Excuse me but don’t give that communist socialist muslim Obama the credit for tapping the phones of foreign leaders when it was me who did it. By all means, if he’d done it, you should rightly call for that ni*ga to be killed, but as it was done by us, you now have to support it. That’s how things work.

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    Justice we have none says:

    We all have our own opinions on what will happen with UKIP, starting in 2014, if they walk all over the LiblabCon pact at the so called EU elections then it will scare the LibLabCon to death, they will have to wonder if 2015 will be the same, so we will hear lots of lies and threats and garbage against voting for UKIP in 2015, as far as I can see 2015 will be the last chance the people of this sad country will be able to truly vote for political parties after that I reckon the only elections we will get will be the EU ones, if Scotlands SNP wins the biased referendum then I think we will all have to work out what the hell will happen as we will not be in the EU as I believe the political sh1ts will have to reapply

  255. 255
    President Omaha Beach says:

    The buck stops here.

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    Pass the sick bag, I can see another politician plumbing a depth says:

    Tweets about animal charities are not just for Christmas, it seems.

  257. 257
    Dropu says:

    Because someone has stolen the curtains?

  258. 258
    Jamie Oliver says:

    A dog is not just for Christmas. It’ll last till the New Year if you carve it right.

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    President Omaha Beach says:

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    Meanwhile, in a galaxy far far to the left says:

    Good for Mad Al to finally confirm that the dark Lord TB was NOT responsible for the !RA’s change of heart.

    The correct history: After Ma’astricht was signed the US withdrew funding, exposed the !ran connection and folk realized that scamming the EU and smuggling drugs / cigarettes was more profitable.

    TB was just a gob on a stick.

  261. 261
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    Eh ?????????

  262. 262
    Owen Jones says:

    I’m in bits over this.

    Legendary singer/songwriter dies at 71. RIP Lou Reed. Read:

    http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/lou-reed-velvet-underground-leader-and-rock-pioneer-dead-at-71-20131027

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    you could be right says:

    TO ALL MPs

    walk home instead of taking a taxi
    stairs instead of lift
    carry your own luggage
    reduce your lunch to a sandwich or bowl of soup
    no biscuits
    LESS ALCOHOL

    and if all that fails someone give them the worms.

    suggestion to Guido Faldo: A sponsored close all parliamentary bars for a month.

  264. 264
    Sir William Wayd says:

    How could that possibly be relevant?

  265. 265
    Goodnight Ladies says:

    Not such a perfect day, then

  266. 266
    The US State Department says:

    Anyone know the German for ‘Oops’?

  267. 267
    National Socialism is Socialism says:

    Merkel does look a bit like Hitler, doesn’t she.

  268. 268
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Last night I turned my clocks back to 1978. The Winter of Discontent, my all-time bestest moment in time.

  269. 269
    Sir William Wayd says:

    It gives useful information clearly.

  270. 270
    Waste of Space says:

    A totally pointless Tweet. She didn’t rescue the dog and what she is really saying is look at ME. I gave money to a cuddly animal charity, vote for me.

  271. 271
    Sir William Wayd says:

    Now he really will be Underground.

    Not a wholly good man but a highly creative one. RIP.

  272. 272
    Herman van Rompuy-Pompuy says:

    Ah, you crazy Engleesh with hurricanes reported in miles per hour. This cannot be allowed in EU, all wind speeds in kmh or very big fine, yes please.

  273. 273
    Rev I M Jolly says:

    Got fed up waiting for the man?

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    I hope the Subsidies don't cover re-builds says:

    Who will be famous in their grave as the first person to be killed by a windmill ?

  275. 275
    King James says:

    Therefore when thou doest thine alms, do not sound a
    trumpet before thee, as the hypocrites do in the
    synagogues and in the streets, that they may have glory
    of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

    Matthew 6:2

  276. 276
    Ban The Left says:

    And so it continues…

  277. 277
    Jimmy says:

    You’ve come here to complain about name calling?

    Fair enough.

  278. 278
    The Planet says:

    Will someone please round up all the fraudsters who have been promoting this ‘Green’ idiocy?

  279. 279
    So what you w@nka says:

    God, these zombies from the past continue to pop up, thinking that people take any notice of what they say. Campbell and the rest can go fook themselves, just as they fooked the British people.

  280. 280
    Jimmy says:

    Still, it’s pretty clear which end of the country is in line for Divine Wrath

  281. 281
    Goodbye Lou says:

  282. 282
    Ban The Left says:

    Perhaps more France, as per the analysis above.

  283. 283
    Jimmy says:

    Wow.

    Yes, that’ll be it.

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    Meanwhile, in a galaxy far far to the left says:

    It is strange that they are crawling out of the woodwork.

    This is how one who is likely to be fired soon is being dealt with:

    http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-Sports/2013/10/26/Scholla-MSM-Piers-Palin-Bear-Hunting

    Surely the people who are backing yesterdays losers must have realized they are wasting their money ?

  285. 285
    Jimmy says:

    I expect he’s not happy about how well the Parti Citron is doing.

  286. 286
    Jimmy says:

    Sorry, “He”.

  287. 287
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP says:

    Flat Earth-ist !!

  288. 288
    altruism in industry says:

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    altruism in industry says:

  290. 290
    Anonymous says:

    Perhaps he should take a walk in the woods.

  291. 291
    Everyone says:

    Tax-ist. Thief. Liar. Dirty pol-i-ti-cian.

  292. 292
    Sir William Wayd says:

    Oh, many peope have already been killed, mainly installation and maintenance engineers falling off them.

  293. 293
    A Doctor says:

    Just take a couple of asprins, Jack. Everything will be just fine.

  294. 294
    Vote ukip says:

    Get Milliband

  295. 295
    Vote ukip says:

    Get milliband

  296. 296
    Vote ukip says:

    Get milliband

  297. 297
    Soldier boys says:

    @Ban the left

    I do indeed. Black, gay, lesbian, J*wish, atheist. I don’t call blacks darkies, so I don’t need to trot out the “I have black friends” line, because in my case I do, I just don’t need to use it as a preface to what I say. Now about that question you were going to answer but are still avoiding.

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    owen likes botty says:

    If I were gay I’d definitely split your shitter whilst slapping you about the head

  299. 299
    Vote ukip says:

    Get milliband

  300. 300
    Vote ukip says:

    Get milliband

  301. 301
    Vote ukip says:

    Get milliband

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    And now the shite o'clock news says:

    Lefty cages being ratted over at the tgraph as it is suggested sorting out the BBC.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/bbc/10406971/BBC-could-lose-right-to-licence-fee-over-culture-of-waste-and-secrecy-minister-warns.html

    The irony that it seems to be only those on the fairly far left who comment that the BBC should stay, seems to be lost on the fairly far left.

  303. 303
    owen likes botty says:

    Lady Gaga at GAY was fab. Shame she’s not a fella or I’d well split her cheeks innit

  304. 304
    Anonymous says:

    http://www.xcweather.co.uk/

    If you want to track real winds.

    Click the arrow at the point of interest and click between the long prediction (5 days) and the observations.

    Only look at the Observations. These are the only real values. They are the three numbers with small arrows called “Wind Hist”

  305. 305
    Diane Fatbott says:

    I’m a paid blob.

  306. 306
    Vote ukip says:

    Get Milliband
    Don’t forget vote early vote often and vote UKIP to ensure Milliband in No 10 and balls in No 11

  307. 307
    Anonymous says:

    So they can target the IP with the location and get more for the advertising.

    Wake up, weather can not be predicted that accurately over 5 days.

  308. 308
    Anonymous says:

    Any stories?

  309. 309
    The British Public says:

    The BBC is an echo chamber. The folk who work there really do not understand the extent to which they have become irrelevant.

  310. 310
    Anonymous says:

    Totally misleading. Even the heavy rain will not track this route.

    The wind will definitely not be at its highest on this route. Even the current Met Office prediction confirms this.

    It is a fear tactic to spread the fear over the largest population.

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    CYNICAL OLD MAN says:

    German newspaper Das Bild says that Obama knew of the tapping of Merkel’s phone in 2010 and allowed it to continue. So the “Blessed One” is not off the hookyet.

  312. 312
    Anonymous says:

    You should delete. It’s crap.

  313. 313
    The BBC are cunts says:

    Definitive proof that we DO NOT have a left wing bias.

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    Past caring says:

    If it happens it happens.

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    Keep Calm, Vote UKIP says:

    So the UK is now being sued for discrimination over a P’olish loser by the EU ?

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10406808/The-Polish-painter-who-opened-a-can-of-worms.html

    Word up buddy: This is not your country, go home !

    This all started under Labour 5 years ago, just for the record.

    Vote UKIP.

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    The most elegant riposte I have read in a long time.

    If I Twitted, I would send it to this utterly trite, inconsequential bint.

  317. 317
    Anonymous says:

    One side would then be honest. The voters.

  318. 318
    JH890482309480923 says:

    Fuck.

    I always felt ‘Loaded’ was the first ‘proper’ music I listened to as a youngster. Transformer was also a superb album.

    Loaded now playing here, naughty fag being rolled right now. We’ll be waiting a long time for another man like that.

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    George Osborne says:

    My fave!

  321. 321
    The EU says:

    But there you are wrong. It is their country. Their beer – six cans for a fiver, their Polksi Skleps. They don’t need you. (Except for your taxes and free maternity hospitals).

  322. 322
    Someone else says:

    I stand by my joke about Chris Patten and his bestiality.

  323. 323
    Podiceps says:

    Thanks, Anon. Useful site, and there is a mobile version too.

  324. 324
    0 0 says:

    Camel Toe Alert on the X Factor

  325. 325
    Keep Calm, Vote UKIP says:

    Cameron the traitor negotiated UK contributions UP, for this:

    Vote UKIP.

  326. 326
    Abbot's Pale says:

    West Indian mothers will go over the prison wall for their sons.

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    UKIP or bust says:

    So Mr Portilo is doing his bit for the European dream, of linking all the different nations (sorry shouldn’t use that word) all the regions in the EU, by one single railway system making us believe that it’s all one big happy connected country.

    Something we have to pay through-the-nose for whether we want it or not.

  328. 328
    Abigail Hulton says:

    This okie is seriously cruising for a bruising, someone needs to take him on.

  329. 329
    Abigail Hulton says:

    Message from the sixteen hundreds “oh my, how will we grind the wheat?”

  330. 330
    Saffron says:

    What a load of horlicks I am reading with these blogs.
    1) Is our country our own anymore.
    2) answer is no, in fact we are subject to the EUSSR commisars who are impossing their diktats on us the supposedly peoples of europe.
    We urgently need to tell these euro communists to feck of with their failed communist system which killed millions of innocent citizens,
    To me it beggars belief that we should even be talking about a communist system which led to millions of lives being lost due to Stalin and his bent policies.
    In the past all that has gone on has been inspired by banksters who have no regard for human life,all that matters to them is world dominmation in that they are in control.

  331. 331
    Abigail Hulton says:

    ‘paid’ ‘think tank’ ‘worked’ oh please. Only the people at the top of ‘think tanks’ get paid. Anyway, how can you have a ‘think tank’ on this Island when most of the people who can actually think, are thinking of leaving.

    By the way Owen Jones needs to be put in his place.

  332. 332
    Seriously Depressed says:

    Only on my parade.

  333. 333
    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? says:

    She’s an ‘Assistant Whip’ and serial apologist for Dave’s gay marriage legislation. She’s a bit of a show-off and certainly intellectually lightweight and inconsequential despite time at Oxford and Harvard, but undoubtedly she’s an opportunist who could be very dangerous to this country, its freedoms and its way of life.

    She has all the hallmarks of someone who’d sell her fellow countrymen and women down the river if it was to her personal advantage. She is in favour of censorship in a big way.

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    Vote for us or the other globalist stooges will get in says:

    Pure moronic party tribalism.

    The irony is you tory twits have far more in common with the labour loons than you’ll ever have with ordinary patriotic Britons.

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    That is a poor safety record indeed says:

    Blimey. Never realised it was that dangerous. Then again heights, heavy machinery, high speeds, harsh environment and so on.

    I am surprised that the MSM has not picked up on how dangerous this industry is to both workers and third parties.

    If those statistics were from the Nuclear industry, there would be no nuclear industry.

  336. 336
    Dhimmi Dave says:

    I will reduce immigration to the tens of millions.

  337. 337
    Somerset Synic says:

    Where’s this fucking storm got to? I’ve been holding various parts of my anatomy in readiness for hours now, as instructed by the Met. Office jobsworths and the BBC bollux presenters.

  338. 338
    Anonymous says:

    Well said

  339. 339
    All Religions are Bollux says:

    Hey mozzies — what’s al lah’s dictat on camel toes?

  340. 340
    Liblabconers unit! Together we can smash Britain says:

    Pro mass immigration, pro EU, pro warmongering, pro AGW scamming. Yep milliband sounds just like Dave.

  341. 341
    The BBC says:

    WOLF

  342. 342
    Worried Borris says:

    How pissed was I last night guys? I didn’t really screw Abbotopottamus did I? Please tell me I didn’t.

  343. 343
    The Squeaker says:

    I am deeply unsuited to being Sally Bercow’s husband

  344. 344
    The Climate has Changed says:

    Stick your postcode in this. For us the forecast max wind gust speed has been dropping all day, just a normal windy night now.

    http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/

  345. 345
    Ric Holden,CCHQ says:

    “If you find yourself stranded by the storm, click your heels and repeat ‘there’s no place like home'” – David Cameron

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    Dave should Man up and Tell them to fuck off. says:

    The Commissars are taking the piss. The Polak had forgotten all about and says he came to work not claim benefits. He is being used and we are being abused by a European faction that we never asked for or voted for. This is as far from a common market of Butter and Tomatoes that you can get.

  347. 347
    Dunkley Fartmaster says:

    “Following a Prescott Fart in a Chinese restaurant near Hull, a very intense low pressure system is forecast to run southwestwards across England and Wales early on Monday, bringing the potential for an exceptionally windy spell for southern parts of the UK. At the same time, a persistent, heavy shitstorm could cause some surface staining, while the winds will lead to some very large waves around our coasts.

    “There remains slight uncertainty in the timing, intensity and track of the low as well as the northern limit of the strongest winds. However, the public should be prepared for the risk of falling trees as well as damage to buildings and other structures, bringing disruption to transport and power supplies. The public should also consider adjusting travel plans.”

  348. 348
    Gongshu Ban says:

    That’s ridiculous. They are forecasting 21mph.

    Barely enough breeze to fly a kite.

  349. 349
    . says:

    As excellent now as when first played. Thanks Lou.

  350. 350
    Anonymous says:

    Thank you. Who ever did that research should be given a medal.

    I had no idea that so many were failing due to gearboxes and lighting. I knew the local ones did but I thought they were a bad make.

    It is clear that the cost of ownership is high for most, but for some the ultimate price is paid.

  351. 351
    The Prophet Wikipedia says:

    According to Abū Ḥanīfa, the drinking of camel urine, while not ḥaram, is disliked (makrūh) in Islam. Camel meat is halal.

    Watching camels is fine.

  352. 352
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    But too much to generate any electricity from a wind turbine.

  353. 353
    Lefty sense of humour bypass on display says:

  354. 354
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Can we expect any sunny periods at this time of the month?.

  355. 355
    Ed Davey says:

    If the turbine catches light, I recommend everyone gathering around and warming their hands. But mind you don’t scorch your jumpers.

  356. 356
    Local authority travel plan adjustment diversity co-ordinator says:

    Well there will be no point until I have had my 9.30 break Monday 28th October, out of Office. XX

  357. 357
    Panic Mr Mainwaring says:

    Country is going to the dogs. Never heard the like of it. News just said all trains before 9 am cancelled in the SE. FFS railways are supposed to cope with gales, that’s one of their plus points and just to make sure they always send an empty train through first but never shut sown the whole bleeding network.

  358. 358
    Shut that Door says:

    Odd though that Labour think the answer is to Lag houses but not wear jumpers. Both are effectively the same, both save energy, both keep people warm and when combined it’s positively toasty.

    But that’s politics for you when sensible things are ridiculed.

  359. 359
    Wind farmer says:

    Oi! Get off my land.

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    Ban The Left says:

    Would like to see what happens to a UK bloke who goes to P’oland and tries to pull the same shit.

    The UK owes this Polak absolutely ZERO.

    Should sling his hook, and take his worthless family with him.

  361. 361
    Abigail Hulton says:

    May I just say, after centuries of ridicule, my ancestor William Hulton at Peterloo did not quite finish the job of disposing of certain types. According to the great propoganda machine that is the Labour Party we are quite responsible for many wrong doings. I figure after being blamed for killing Socialists after all these years, we as a family only scoff on what has become of this Island. May I say on behalf of the family we are available for certain acts to be carried out according to arranged fees.

    God Bless Lou Reed, may he rest in peace for many memories.

  362. 362
    Abigail Hulton says:

    That was not funny, she is on HRT, or not!

  363. 363
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    I agree with what you say in principle, but still can’t make a toasty with lagging and a jumper.

  364. 364
    EU Watch says:

    A relatively small gathering, but could this be the start of a backlash against the subversion of democracy in G’reece ?

  365. 365
    Cheers says:

    Good site. But their wind speeds are nowhere near as high as the MET and BBC have been forecasting.

  366. 366
    Anonymous says:

    Dont forget Gloria.

  367. 367
    Reader says:

    That’s a tremendous resource. Thanks very much.

  368. 368
    Anonymous says:

    We need innovation. As soon as we leave the EU, and remove all the stupidity controlling individuals, and small companies, to experiment, and push the boundaries, we will get back the advantage.

    In fact leaving the EU intact would give us a better advantage.

    We need to go back to “do your neighbour no harm” when assessing laws. We should not have wishes as laws. They must be backed up with open statistical information of harm.

    Adopt advice and education instead of limitation.

    Also remove all laws that require negotiation. If it can not be ascertained by an average person alone, if an action is legal it should be removed.

    All future wishes should simply be by financial incentive.

    We pay turbine owners huge subsidies, but threaten house owners with £5000 fines for not fitting insulation inside their private house and having it inspected when they re-plaster a wall.

  369. 369
    Anonymous says:

  370. 370
    EU Watch says:

    Big protest in Spa!n over ECHR ruling which means several thousand ETA militants now eligible for release:

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    UKIP or bust says:

    It’s the leakage from a cracked sump, caused by said fart, in the great base of the Northern Prescot, that I’m worried about.

    Forget Fukiyama and Chinnoball, any such leak of slurry from this vast reservoir could leave the North devistated and uninhabitable for decades.

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    Smells of Common Purpose says:

    Is this just a PR exercise to make that mongoloid Cameron look good ?

  374. 374
    EU Watch says:

    Another anti-austerity protest yesterday in P’ortugal:

    Message was: End salary cuts, get lost T’roika.

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    Anonymous says:

    When looking at the latter twitter tweets on this twitter spat, I can’t help thinking Owen’s taking a fart to a shit fight with this one. I’m not an authority on the subject of libel but interesting use of the word ‘liar’. As for the subject of Guido humiliating himself on TV with little Owen, though having quite possibly seen the appearance in question.. I think I missed that one.

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    Anonymous says:

    At least Cameron doesnt become a hysterical teenage girl whenever somebody talks about his Daddy!

  377. 377
    Taxpayer says:

    No, the message is: give us money we don’t want to work for or ever pay back.

  378. 378

    @CО4

    І hаvе drіvеn my 500km аnd hаvе еnjоyеd а frеshly cооkеd pіzzа, dеstrоyіng thе bеst pаrt оf а bоttlе оf Vіnа Crеmаschі Furlоttі 2006 іn thе prоcеss. Vеry wеll rеcоmmеndеd!

    Аmusіng cоnflаtіоn оf stеgаnоgrаphy аnd stеnоgrаphy, usеd by yоu just bеfоrе nооn, cоmplеtеly unrеlаtеd еxcеpt fоr thе wrіttеn pаrt.

    Іt brіngs bаck thе lіnе thаt Cаry Grаnt usеd іn Оncе upоn а Hоnеymооn – 1942 (wеll bеfоrе І wаs bоrn, іn cаsе аnyоnе stаrts…), whіlst bеіng fоrcеd tо brоаdcаst undеr durеss: Аmеrіcа, Hіtlеr wаnts pеаcе! Tеll іt tо thе аrmеd fоrcеs – tеll іt tо thе аrmy, thе nаvy, but аbоvе аll, tеll іt tо thе mаrіnеs!

    My bеlіеf іs thаt thіs wаs nоt іnvеntеd by іmаgіnаtіvе Hоllywооd scrееnwrіtеrs but hаd аctuаlly bееn usеd prеvіоusly, hоwеvеr І cаnnоt sоurcе іt frоm hеrе.

    Іt gоеs tо whаt І wаs sаyіng bеfоrе. Аll thе mоst clеvеr еncryptіоn аnаlysіs іn thе wоrld cаnnоt cоpе wіth fоrms such аs іrоny, sаrdоnіc mеtаphоr аnd thе lіkе, whіch cаn bе crеаtеd оn thе hооf, thus dеfyіng аny rulеs-drіvеn аpprоаch.

    Thе cynіcаl sіdе оf my mіnd, whіspеrs tо mе thаt thе Fоx Nеws аccоunt wаs dubbеd оn tо mаkе thе lаdy stеnоgrаphеr аppеаr lооny. Hоwеvеr, sky fаіryіsm іs thе nоrm іn thе Stаtеs, sо my thеоry mаy nоt stаnd up sо wеll. І thоught thе grеy hаіrеd fеllоw wаs thе оnе аt fіrst аs yоu suggеstеd. Hоw hе cоuld cоntrоl hеr frоm whеrе hе wаs еludеs mе.

    І hаd stаtеd thаt thе prеvіоus subjеct lаy оutsіdе my sphеrе оf cоmpеtеncе but thіs еlеvаtеs thе іmprоbаbіlіty оn stіlts.

    Аmusіngly, І wаs crіtіcіsеd fоr usіng thіs quіtе stаndаrd fоrmulаtіоn tо cоnfеss my іgnоrаncе, prоbаbly by thе sаmе fоlk whо lіkе tо lеvеl аccusаtіоns оf psеudо-іntеllеctuаlіty! Thеrе іs nо plеаsіng sоmе pеоplе but thаt іs nеіthеr my prоblеm, nоr wіll І bе hеrе tо wіtnеss thе fаllоut.

    Much tо dо tоmоrrоw but mаy pоst а bіt lаtеr.

    Pаіd £1.08/lіtrе Dіеsеl tоdаy fоr аnyоnе іntеrеstеd. Nеxt fіll tоmоrrоw аt еxаctly £1.00/lіtrе іn Luxеmbоurg… Wіnе іs chеаp tоо.

  379. 379
    EU Watch says:

    Savings tax plan scrapped in France after B’rittany protest sets the tone:

  380. 380
    OTT or what? says:

    Away from the coast the wind speeds are mid 20s, not enough to blow a bin bag let alone a tree.

  381. 381
    Anonymous says:

    That is an explanation of HOW!

    That was a description of “what” will happen. It barely qualified even for that. It had no account of the rainfall that will rotate over more northern areas.

  382. 382
    NON says:

    Have to admit that the Frenchies do have a knack of making their politicians do democratic things. It certainly beats the ballot box which IMHO is a vastly over rated thing.

  383. 383

    Well, if you consider that the word Therapist just needs a single space to convert it into The rapist, that might just prove too outlandish, even for me… :-)

  384. 384
    Bore Watch says:

    Brush up on your Wittgenstein

  385. 385
    Anonymous says:

    Well they cant win can they, They have no MPs,They can never hope to win 300 + seats in just over 18 months time!

  386. 386
    The Parable of the Talents says:

    Taxing savings is immoral

  387. 387
    Anonymous says:

    For “the stupidity controlling individuals” subsitute “the stupidity that is controlling individuals.”

  388. 388
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    You can do some searching on uTube to find the original audio which was recorded when they got her outside. The audio is genuine, it is just that there was no audio really picked up on the footage in the House as the microphone was switched off. (You can max the sound out and just make out something like ‘Lord’ from another more distant mike which was active…)

    The real error is hearing the elevator ding apparently in the House. Oops.

    For the steganography with the stenographer, watch very carefully the original C-Span.

    On the subject of Hollywood, recall the film Blackhawk Down. Totally unrelated, but if there is an illegal arrest of a diplomat on a Somal! passport, that operation and subsequent film could have been more subtly alluding to failed attempt to recover the Black Eagle Fund.

    This is digressing into perhaps a bit of fantasy, but fun none the less. More fun than the fakery portrayed by Fox. Alluding to your three book reference earlier (and these ideas do fit into that area), perhaps a guerilla ontology, but then perhaps not ;-)

  389. 389
    Anonymous says:

    Yes, if the voters want them to have those seats.

    It is down to us to make it happen. The parties should not be the only ones campaigning. It is for us to persuade our neighbour. Most now know how that is to be achieved.

  390. 390
    Pale Sherry says:

    Proving Labour’s guesses to be wrong is not the same thing as running the country properly.

    The national debt is growing at a terrifying rate and we are being over-run by immigrants who are taking the lion’s share of new jobs and proving a massive drain on resources.

  391. 391
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Greece, Spain, France, Portugal, it seems the natives are getting restless Rumpey & Co.

  392. 392
    
    

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    *                                 *
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            Delicious. :-D

    You can only buy it at Feycamp, Guido. €44 a bottle. Get some on your next visit.

  393. 393
    Fishy says:

    Fécamp

  394. 394

    Quite right! See what it has done to me. Not sure whether that was eyesight or brain. Better have another one.

    Could be both, I suppose.

    Anyway, just get some!

  395. 395

    Let us admit it. She is a slag. You don’t really know what you saw in her, do you?

  396. 396
    Owen Jones says:

    And now this !

    (Reuters) – Fleetwood Mac bass guitarist John McVie has been diagnosed with cancer and the rock group has canceled the Australian and New Zealand leg of its world tour so that he can undergo treatment, the band said on Sunday.

  397. 397
    Anonymous says:

    What is a wind speed?

    Average? Gusts?

    At ground level? At roof level?

    What is the averaging period?

    Is the value real, or normalised to a virtual environment.

    All of these are important factors but what is the value you are looking at.

    Most wind models do not account for land masses, never mind local structures or locally created winds.

    In general a person will never know their wind speed. They just get used to a source. If it stays consistent then they can say tomorrow is twice the wind of today etc.

    As for forecasting they need a margin of error. To be safe! What is that margin?

  398. 398
    Abigail Hulton says:

    I see on the Telegraph we are not allowed to pay our respects to Lou Reed. The Barclay Brothers have strange Editors.

  399. 399
    Would you Adam and Eve It. Chuka the Lumberjack says:

  400. 400
    NE Frontiersman says:

    Wasn’t it something about the law (constitution) being written by Freemasons, and therefore not to be obeyed?

  401. 401
    Anonymous says:

    Better just to take the savings.

    The final salary pension propaganda was only so that we were forced to have funds.

    A fund can be plundered with charges, a final salary has to work.

    If the generous final salary scheme was too expensive, then they should have just lowered the percentages or salary calculation etc. It was never anything to do with expensive it was just inflexible to corruption.

    But the public believed the story.

  402. 402
    Knit One Pearl One says:

    He has though taken Dave’s advice and put a pullover on.

  403. 403
    Albatross says:

    Albatross

  404. 404
    NE Frontiersman says:

    Who? The Early Learning Centre?

  405. 405
    Anonymous says:

    That post is from 8.16 this morning. The storm comes the morning of the 28th.

    Maybe it is just the normal wind blowing down a compromised tree.

  406. 406
    Anonymous says:

    Next 6 hours will be worst.

  407. 407
    A Politician's right to exagerate says:

    Of course it is. But that won’t stop Chuka bigging it up.

  408. 408
    Janner says:

    Yep 2200 on the dot the wind suddenly started here, came from nowhere. Not excessive though. So far

  409. 409
    NE Frontiersman says:

    Savile was never allowed near Children in Need; why ever not?

  410. 410

    You will laugh when I tell you my three books:

    Aristotle’s Ethics. Last read in 1991 when I was in Limassol. I can tell that because of the restaurant bill I had used as a bookmark. Three of us, we went through the card and it came to £21.30.

    Heisenberg’s Physics and Philosophy, last read in 1992, from 1958 but this edition published in 1962. To try and recreate the thinking abroad at a time when I was first politically aware.

    And then the daft but strangely endearing old socialist, AJP Taylor’s Europe: Grandeur and Decline, which I have never actually read apart from extracts. Napoleon’s defeat up to the very lovely Stalin. It will probably annoy me. Living in Habsburg lands impels me to try and have a better understanding.

  411. 411
    can't stand the a-Roma says:

    Haven’t you noticed that that smell has a strange way of following you around, Mr Anonymong ? Why would that be ?

  412. 412
  413. 413
    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:

    ‘ ChukaUmunna in attendance. Wind. Well I certainly am a complete windbag.

  414. 414
    Fishy says:

    ‘spose it makes a change from Chukka reporting on burst water mains.

    Does Chukka the Fukka ever do any work?

  415. 415
    A Penguin says:

    Cristina Fernandez Kirchner’s ‘Front for Victoryy’ part looks like ithas lost ground in today’s Argentine congressional elections, leaving her with insufficient deputies and senators to bring in a law enabling her to stand for a third term in 2015.

  416. 416
    any port in a storm, but, failing that, I'll settle for a large sherry says:

    Been using xcweather as a reference for quite some time now and have stuck with them as they seem the most reliable.
    Have also been noticing for quite a while that the marginally more extreme forecasts tend to get wildly exagerrated by other sources. Quite who those sources think that benefits I really don’t know.

    xcweather forecasts get revised regularly; they did indeed suggest that an intense depression would sweep across the country, but it now looks a darned sight less intense than before. Wouldn’t want to be on a boat in the channel, mind.

    No doubt I’ll be staying at home tomorrow rather than going to work, but that’s only because the train timetable has already been trashed as a result of all the scare-mongering.
    All things considered, I reckon tomorrow would be an excellent day for an enemy force to invade, bearing in mind that half the country already appears to be running around like headless chickens.

  417. 417
    Yeah yeah yeah says:

    RIP Lou

  418. 418
    Arty Farty says:

    too much time with his hands on his dick more like

  419. 419
    Modplod Test says:

  420. 420
    HEARDITALL says:

    SO WHAT!

  421. 421
    Chuka Directs the Traffic says:

  422. 422
    HEARDITALL says:

    If only we were not so timid!!

  423. 423
    the LOL before the storm says:

    BBC says that is is proud of its unbiased reporting

  424. 424
    HEARDITALL says:

    wouldn’t you like to know!

  425. 425
    Diane Slugusset says:

    after he finished his chukka lookalike training

  426. 426
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Sound like good choices.

    Another little tidbit from the internet archive:

    http://web.archive.org/web/20010221075411/http:/www.aci.net/Kalliste/wanta.htm

    The Children’s Defense Fund is a front.

    h**p://www.city-journal.org/html/10_3_the_childrens.html

    And some detail on Welfare reform:

    h**p://www.salon.com/2013/09/20/the_final_triumph_of_welfare_reform/

    Now what a nice bunch of people to invite to a function:

    h**p://www.newrepublic.com/article/114790/

  427. 427
    rick says:

    Imagine, the BBC still runs an ‘overseas service’ without realizing the whole world is now connected and talking to each other via the internet.

  428. 428
    HEARDITALL says:

    So she likes it up the shitter!

  429. 429
    HEARDITALL says:

    It was their duty to tap the communist bitches’ phone

  430. 430
    Scoff says:

    This man has gravitas. A future PM, no doubt

  431. 431
    HEARDITALL says:

    MANY WITH LUCK!

  432. 432
    Great British Public says:

    Finally, we’ve found a proper use for you.

  433. 433
    Wee Willy Hague says:

    Twenty-four pints and counting – the bushes outside my local will get a good watering tonight.

  434. 434
    HEARDITALL says:

    ONE DOWN ABOUT 20,000 TO GO!!

  435. 435
    HEARDITALL says:

    The effects of global warming no doubt!

  436. 436
    ding a ling says:

    What’s Chukka Butty going to do, jump into a telephone box and come out a few seconds later as tree surgeon , the buses have to get through or out as arrogant photo poser, his pictures have to be taken as he’s going to be the second Omaha.

  437. 437
    Priscilla White says:

    He’s digging his own gravitas, Chuka.

  438. 438
    No one else phoned the Plod? says:

  439. 439
    HEARDITALL says:

    Under the reign of HEALTH and SAFETY terror, it is deemed impossible to make a mistake of any kind , therefore every aspect of life, however unpredictable, comes under the ‘Cover your arse’ principal ,where it is better to exaggerate the smallest inconvenience into a potential catastrophe on the off chance that the tabloid press will accuse you of vast negligence.
    This phenomenon is not confined to this country, quite recently in Italy a group of seismologists were sentenced to a term of imprisonment for failing to predict an earthquake.

  440. 440
    HEARDITALL says:

    It has been downgraded to about the strength of a wet fart!

  441. 441
    Podiceps says:

    He is a bit of a beach.

  442. 442
    HEARDITALL says:

    SO WHAT!!

  443. 443
    Podiceps says:

    Feeble joke about Chuka being a second Omaha falls flat on its arse when the reply to 431 comes unstuck.

  444. 444
    HEARDITALL says:

    A delicious liqueur, I remember buying a small bottle at the monastery in Fecamp on a school trip to France in 1961, at the age of 12, it never reached home!

  445. 445
  446. 446
    HEARDITALL says:

    We demand more taxpayers money from the rest of the mugs in the EU it is our right!!
    They should blame their own government for getting them in the EURO shit in the first place.

  447. 447
    kitler says:

    I think soldier mong is right. Rubberlips make excellent soldiers and we’d be so much better at wars if the entire army was made up of em. I say we start rounding them up and shipping them over there as soon as possible. Once they have won the war they could then get started on some new pyramids. The world could do with some new pyramids.

  448. 448
    Jimmy says:

    You’re the one complaining. You fuck off.

  449. 449
    Anonymous says:

    Every one a creep!
    Why don’t you just go away and wank over them quietly.

  450. 450

    Weird.

    Why do I think of Nicolae Ceaușescu and his cult of personality whenever Bill Clinton’s or Tony Blair’s names are mentioned?

    For all the criticisms of Romanians one tends to get on here, they did prevent NC from climbing on that same bandwagon pretty effectively. Summarily shot people do not come back and haunt you in the same way. At least consider the merits!

    Or is that just to awful of me? Have I just lost my invitation to the next fundraiser?

  451. 451
    a different doctor says:

    … oh, and a blunt tin opener.

  452. 452
    Time to clock in says:

    1978 = 2018 on my little clock. Just in time for you idiots to have another go then?

    * I do hope I don’t have to explain the arithmetic…

  453. 453
    Gone but also forgotten says:

    Don’t worry Jim, most of us who were around in those days are now dead.

  454. 454
    BBC fuckwit says:

    The evil Tories did it but Chuka saved Garrad’s Rd.

  455. 455
    Eu stupid foreigner says:

    Hey Herman, have you noticed we also still dr**ve on the wrong side of the road?

  456. 456
    ha bloody ha says:

    Jo Brand made a joke? Wow! Was there a blue moon this week?

  457. 457
    ha bloody ha says:

    But are they allowed to dr**ve?

  458. 458
    Anonymous says:

    Best day of the year for wind? Even now only generating less than 5% to National Grid!

  459. 459
    Oh gno, gnot agnother one! says:

    WTF actually posts all these sodding pictures of him? Does his personal photographer (who pays his salary?) have an internet-connected laptop – or maybe he just gets paid piece-word rates.

    Either way, it would be frightfully lovely if he would just bugger off and leave us (and our bandwidth) in peace.

  460. 460
    Oh gno, gnot agnother one! says:

    *work (not word)

  461. 461
    Dr What says:

    Exterminate them; exterminate them..

  462. 462
    Mucho buenos aires says:

    So what? It means that at long last the Argies are waking up to the facts of what is actually going on in their country – and doing something about it. That is good news for the Malv… Falkland Islanders.

  463. 463
    Chucka shrimp on the barbie, Sheila. says:

    Shouldn’t you be doing something useful at Westminster?

  464. 464
    Dave Cameron's greenest government eva! says:

    My wonderful London Array Wind Farm is producing a massive 0.000000% of energy for the next couple of days.

    Luckily, every job created by the London Array, is still being subsidised by energy users at £1,500,000 a year though.

  465. 465
    Dave Cameron's greenest government eva! says:

    Notice the assumption of authority by Davey? Mr Davey, the government is the representation of the people, not the corporate elite and their taxpayer looting crony ‘charities’.

  466. 466
    Dave Cameron's greenest government eva! says:

    36% of ALL energy bills, are green tariff and subsidy. 80% of petrol and diesel is tax. The people you should aim your guns at is the government, who’s idiotic policies have got us to where we are now.

  467. 467
    Dave Cameron's greenest government eva! says:

    EU allies?

    That’s the same good old allies who would launch a trade war, to cripple this country, if we ever left the crooks cartel?

    Tell me, if these are friends and allies, what do our enemies look like?

  468. 468
    Stuff your guilt mongering says:

    So by your reckoning France and Belgium owe every Briton alive today a shit load considering something like 700,000 Britons died fighting in those countries in WW1 and WW2.

  469. 469
    What a cock says:

    Just did a google search for this site and the term ‘feral rubberlips’ and guess what? That’s right, only your post comes up.

  470. 470
    Anonymous says:

    Biased reporting you mean.

  471. 471
    JH890482309480923 says:

    No, this is the left we are talking about here. These things only work when the English are not the beneficiary.

    Those Polish pilots were desperate to get back at the Germans, and were as grateful for the opportunity to do it in some half decent fighters as we were to them.

  472. 472
    innit says:

    Vote tory get Islam

  473. 473
    Jimmy, shoo says:

    That’s more like it komrade!

    Showing your true colours

    “fuck off” indeed
    ROFL

  474. 474
    let's speak yankish says:

    that ain’t just a photo, that’s a goddam metaphor

  475. 475
    c'est la vie as we UKIPpers like to say says:

    UKIP are here to stay. The second best thing the tories could do would be to implement a proper PR voting system.

    It will take Cameron being wiped out at the polls to wake the tories up. There is no getting around this.

    It will be probably be a hung parliament next time, and not even a well hung one.

  476. 476
    boo hoo the tories aren't getting their own way says:

    vote tory get islam

  477. 477
    boo hoo the tories aren't getting their own way says:

    “they have no MPs”

    that is such a brain-dead thing to say

    It is the next election that determine how many MPs UKIP will have

  478. 478
    boo hoo the tories aren't getting their own way says:

    vote cameron get miliband

    dickhead

  479. 479
    Soldier Blue says:

    Affgannystann

    it’s a Labour war, you go and fight in it

  480. 480
    Soldier Blue says:

    “I didn’t mention anything about taxes.”

    That was the point, you dickless leftard fuckwit.

  481. 481
    and now the weather.. says:

    strikes me the met can’t win whichever way they choose to give us the forecasts ..if they underplay the potentials and then its devastating they are castigated and conversely they are seen as scaremongering when it doesn’t occur.

  482. 482
    and now the weather.. says:

    same postings time after time does you no credit Axe

  483. 483
    best to be thought a fool than open your mouth and prove it... says:

    you are talking nonsense Soldier Boys … the racist element on here is no different to any other open forum blog … very very few people disparage any soldiers who risks their lives.

  484. 484
    oh dearie us .... says:

    if you’re dumb daft and obviously blind possibly


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