October 25th, 2013

Tory Fraudster ‘Unfit to Stand For Election’

Yet more of Rob Morritt’s Tory colleagues are moving against him. Tooting Conservative Executive have twisted the knife into Justine Greening’s former election agent, accused of fraudulently helping himself to over £50,000 of party funds. They unanimously passed a strongly-worded motion against him last night:

“Morritt is unfit to hold the Conservative whip and unfit to stand for election in the name of the Conservative party.”

Running out of friends fast.

You can see all of Guido’s stories on the Wandsworth cover up here.

61 Comments

  1. 1

    Hasn’t he gone yet?

  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    “Morritt is unfit to hold the Conservative whip and unfit to stand for election in the name of the Conservative party.”

    So what safe seat will he be parachuted into in 2015 or 2020?

  3. 3
    The Politicians' Creed says:

    Never apologise, never explain.

    (And never, ever, pay back the money)

  4. 4
    No such thing as society says:

    Sounds perfect material to be a MP.

  5. 5

    The ejector seat, somewhere mid-Atlantic.

  6. 6
    Fishy says:

    He sounds like good Lib Dem material

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    This bastard is unfit to be a Conservative.

    Fancy getting caught!

  8. 8
    Jail time required says:

    Strongly worded motion ? FFS he should be getting investigated buy the fraud squad !

  9. 9
    Jimmy says:

    Leaving aside the obvious tautology in the headline, why?

  10. 10
    Thomas says:

    Doesn’t look like it, amazing when you are in trouble your friends desert you and leave you.

  11. 11
    a non says:

    Wonder whether Tory colleague disapproval and removal of the whip could result in him suffering ‘virtual whiplash’.

    Would not be surprised if Rob M is not now busy considering the Margaret Moran excuse to absolve him of all failings.

  12. 12
    More Questions than Answers says:

    The fact that the Tories have not called in the plod for what is presented on this Blog as a very serious crime speaks volumes.

  13. 13
    Anders Breivik says:

    Hi friends!

  14. 14
    Thomas says:

    Narr, he was a banker in another life

  15. 15
    Anonymous says:

    Conhome have barred me from their website for posting the local election results that show that UKIP are on the rise,. I suppose that is one way of burying bad news,
    24th Oct 2013
    Local Election Analysis from areas where UKIP contested
    now including Bovey result

    Lough Total Votes = 903. UKIP Share = 111 = 12.29%
    Waterloo Total Votes = 1564. UKIP Share = 296 = 18.93%
    Nrth Waslh Total Votes = 2490. UKIP Share = 565 = 22.69%
    Warum Total Votes = 1490. UKIP Share = 335 = 22.48%
    Winstan Total Votes = 1774. UKIP Share = 421 = 23.73%
    Bovey Total Votes = 1954. Ukip Share = 353 = 12.95%

    Total votes cast in areas where UKIP contested = 10175

    UKIP share of the Total votes = 1728 = 19.47%

  16. 16
    Ellie Mae (8) says:

    Yeah, depression, stress or bipolar disorder, lay your money down.

  17. 17
    Befuddled of Ibstock says:

    The leftists tell us that we must not listen to the written word of a 17 year old boy (Adolphe Miliband). Then why do they worship every word of a 16 year old girl (Malala)?

  18. 18
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    How is C!tibank looking these days ?

  19. 19
    Thomas says:

    The getting caught was his problem, how many fiddles are going and nobody knows about them, and the perpetrators are admired by all around them including the gaffers.

  20. 20
    Rob Morritt says:

    Meow!!!

  21. 21
    Fraid Squad says:

    We are, indeed, easily bought.

  22. 22
    Joe Public & all Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    Yet even more of OUR money to be poured into the insatiable gargantuan
    EUSSR parasitic cuckoo by our Great Leader ……….

    Hopefully without the plebs really knowing what he has sanctioned…….

    http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/439125/When-it-comes-to-EU-policy-Tories-are-as-decisive-as-the-Grand-Old-Duke-of-York

  23. 23
    English Person says:

    They still run one of my bank accounts very reliably.

  24. 24
  25. 25
    What a plonker. says:

    Are you sure that he is not a closet socialist.

  26. 26
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    The toys are still coming out the pram over Syr!a:

    http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/10/24/us-qatar-boeing-idUSBRE99N0WO20131024

  27. 27
    Anonymous says:

    o/t, but was that V. Pryce on the ITV news at lunchtime? Prison changes?

  28. 28
    Bill Quango MP - 9 says:

    But you can wave a cheque that makes it appear you have paid some money back. Eh Hazel?

  29. 29
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Coerced by the Deutsche Verteidigungs Dienst, or the invisible hand of Ashton ?

  30. 30
    Thomas says:

    I thought whiplash is what Tory mps indulged in, you know that public school sort of thing, they even pay for it!

  31. 31
    Bill Quango MP - 9 says:

    But we signed it with our fingers crossed so it doesn’t count.

  32. 32
    Mustapha Pork Chop says:

    Turkey now proclaimed by the Balding One as soon to join. My millions of cousins are looking forward to your UK cr!me opps.

  33. 33
    . says:

    The next election requires the EU Hunts to be exposed from all parties (except the Limps, we know their intentions) if an out vote is to be avoided beforehand.

  34. 34
    FFS says:

    Guilty, but not actually insane

  35. 35
    FFS says:

    Well I’m deeply concerned the Americans don’t trust the French or the Germans any more than we do but they haven’t told us why.

  36. 36
    Jimmy says:

    You may not have been banned. Is your computer connected to the internet dear?

  37. 37
    FFS says:

    Well I think that will just about break the EU if they join so it might be worth it.

  38. 38
    Mary Whitehouse says:

    I dont get , he nicks 50 bags and no police prison just loses the whip wtf

  39. 39
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    There will be a massive swing to the C’ommission orchestrated by Merkel is UKIP and other euro skeptic parties across Euro zone do well next May.

    This move is already in place.

    Most do not realize that the EU itself is disposable. The executive branch and the Council of Europe is where the real power is.

    NB: All EU related security apparatus reports into C’ommission, not the Euro Parliament.

    Two questions:

    i) Will the US stand for the attempt of the EU to eject it from NATO ?
    ii) How much security responsibility for Europe will the US allow G’ermany to assume ?

  40. 40
    Windy says:
  41. 41
    Anthony Cole says:

    Not at all. We want the bugger kicked out of the party, and stopped from taking the Tory whip.

    Then when that has happened, we’ll contact the police, HMRC, the Electoral Commission, and his employers (http://www.homegroup.org.uk/).

    And we’ll ask for him to say sorry, and repay the money.

    But we need to get him kicked out of the party first.

  42. 42
    Little Bo Peep says:

    Best cops that money can but – as they used to call the HK police persons

  43. 43
    Little Bo Peep says:

    Opps, there we go again. Retry.

    Little Bo Peep says:
    Your comment is awaiting moderation.
    October 25, 2013 at 3:56 pm

    Best cops that money can buy – as they used to call the police persons who supervised that very small island just of the coast of southern China.
    Reply

  44. 44
    Little Bo Peep says:

    They got their digits very badly burned over some shenanigans in Brunei a few years ago. Had to close and clear orf pdq.

  45. 45
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    It clearly shows that UKIP are scoring much higher in actual elections than their opinion poll ratings.

    No wonder the LibLabCon traitors are shitting bricks :-)

  46. 46
    Little Bo Peep says:

    But we all know that the EU is spending billions on that highly secret (all over the internet) spying project named after a medieval astronomer, don’t we? Now why would that be do you think?

  47. 47
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    The stupid Turks can board the EU titanic just as Britain rows off in the lifeboats to be rescued by the SS UKIP Carpathia ably Captained by Nigel Farage :-)

  48. 48
    broderick crawford says:

    there was a con counsellor— not bent
    whose tenure was somewhat unkempt
    he thought it was funny
    to purloin some money
    so instead of coming he went

  49. 49
    broderick crawford says:

    no .. she ll be on that new lunchtime tv chat show —
    ” Noose Women “

  50. 50
    broderick crawford says:

    HAZEL SAYS

    what was that dearie ?

    i m still a little blearie..

  51. 51
    broderick crawford says:

    yes you can BUY the fraud squad

    ten grand per bod per day i understand to be the going rate.

  52. 52
    broderick crawford says:

    taut ology

    does that mean you are taught biology on a very tight leash ?

  53. 53
    broderick crawford says:

    yes indeed

    the next stage will probably entail his being found guilty and the judge in the case callling for psychiatric reports in advance of semtencing him to five weeks in an open five star hotel overlooking hyde park at taxpayers expense.

  54. 54
    broderick crawford says:

    well .. whilst i have no truck with milliboy i suppose the answer must be she is ten times more intelligent than adolphe and certainly 50 thousand times braver .

  55. 55
    broderick crawford says:

    the music has long stopped but they re still dancing !!

  56. 56
    broderick crawford says:

    MICHELLE PFEIFFER says

    Oi !! that s my line in catwoman !!!

  57. 57
    Time to nuke it says:

    This guy needs to go. Why doesn’t someone call the police? Answer is that goons in Putney still like him!!!!

  58. 58
    John Kerlen says:

    Wandsworth are simple amateurs compared to Bexley when it comes to corruption, dishonesty and collusion: http://www.bexley-is-bonkers.co.uk/blogs/2013/october.shtml#25pt2

  59. 59
    Missing the point wanker watch says:

    Oh a typo ? Well that makes this alright then. Carry on defrauding.

  60. 60
    The credibility problem says:

    From the taxpayer funded body what gave us last years barbeque summer and this years wettest summer on record……..

  61. 61
    This issue explained says:

    Yes its quite simple, they are all at it and dont want a police investigation to upset the apple cart.


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