October 24th, 2013

PHOTO: Godfrey Bloom Motorboating Stripper

A classic from Godders’ autobiography.

“My stag night with the compulsory stripper, a drunken night at Rules, London. I appear to have the munchies. My brother-in-law in the background awaits his turn.”

Why not.

Via @asabenn.


  1. 1
    Reader says:

    What a wally.


  2. 2
    All the world says:

    I’m seeing double, is it a bit nippy in here?


  3. 3
    Bercow bumped me says:

    That`s three tits then


  4. 4
    PC World says:

    I really must protest. He’s got a cigarette in his left hand.


  5. 5
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    He gets my vote !


  6. 6
    Nick Clegg says:

    My sort of man.


  7. 7
    Nostalgia says:

    Those were the days. When Marks and Spencer sold decent knickers.


  8. 9
    Keep Calm, Vote UKIP says:

    Bit more dignified that being locked outside naked in the street with 2 other guys on the hope of a blow job.

    Keep it classy Gideon ;-)


  9. 10
    Chuckusyamoney says:

    I wouldn’t be seen dead with a clip-on bow tie.


  10. 11
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Come on Guido where are the De Piero titty pics.

    This is no substitute because Bloomin Bloom’s balding noggin is in the way :-)


  11. 12
    Michael Prick says:

    Why is everyone there white ?


    • 21
      Casual Observer 4 says:

      It was before Labour let in all the colored whores.


      • 25
        Same ol same ol says:

        “colored whores”

        Spoken like a true typical racist rightie. And you wonder why you couldn’t get a majority.


        • 32
          Casual Observer 4 says:

          Hardly :-)


        • 39
          jimbo says:

          you mean unlike the left-wing throughout the 20th century bringing genocide, mass starvation, war, racism and destruction of culture. It was labour who tried to bring eth nic clean sing to britain (now admitted at fairly senior level) and created huge problems and resentlemt.

          So many lefties bring so much damage: Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot all the way through to Blair and the hippies, societies broken and poorer.

          It must sting the guardian reading twats like you to know that racism is a product of and result of the left.


        • 50
          Lord Stansted says:

          I do wish people would understand the difference between racism and racialism, but thanks to Labour, this is probably now impossible.


          • Casual Observer 4 says:

            Labour promote racial!sm through their diversity b/s.

            Collectivist multi-cultral!sm is a rac!st framework for a society.

            Labour are a deeply rac!st party.


      • 37
        Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

        It’s coloured not the yankee spelling colored.


        • 60
          Casual Observer 4 says:

          UK English is language of the slaves.

          Exit the EU and get rid of the socialist poison which is destroying the place.

          A good first step is to free your mind by using the language of the free.

          Draw deep from the cup of liberty ;-)


          • Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

            I’m all for exiting the EU etc. but i do not go along with the american bastardisation of the English language. There is nothing slavish in using the correct spelling. I’m also sick of the changing of the meaning of words like “gay” and the double speak of socialists.


      • 109
        yank spotter says:

        spoken like a yank


    • 48
      Rt. Hon Gideon Wallpaper MP says:

      Good point.


  12. 13
    Steve Miliband says:

    Is that Gloria?


  13. 14
    Kildar says:

    Hell, I’d vote for him. A pol with some lead in his pencil, no wonder they got rid of him.


  14. 15
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Some good news:

    Now, if they can focus on finding the girl and not fitting up the parents, or a cabinet minister, then perhaps this nonsense can be brought to a conclusion.


    • 22
      It is I, LeClerc says:

      “and not fitting up the parents”

      Parents who refused to answer 48 questions regarding the disappearance of their daughter, questions like “What did you find when you first came back into the apartment?”, parents who deleted their entire call history, spent public donations on mortgage repayments and a new plasma TV, signed lucrative book and TV deals and have changed their account of the night several times over the years.


      • 31
        McCanit says:

        Plus were in a restaurant rather than back looking after Maddie


        • 49
          O PC Plodo says:

          Portuguese police have announced that they are looking for a man and a woman who were regularly seen in and around the McCann apartment on the evening when Madeleine was abducted. They’ve ruled out her parents.


          • FFS says:

            British police are looking for a man described by the witness as looking exactly like Gerry McCann. They are not, however, looking for Gerry McCann.


      • 52
        Casual Observer 4 says:

        They were under legal advice not to answer PJ questions and guilt cannot be inferred from silence, in fact, no inferences can.

        Responses to police when under full caution can only be used against you.

        Have a closer look at the original file on line, and deprogram much of the media coverage you have likely been exposed to.

        Check in particular in the files the total lack of forensic evidence (compared to what was reported, which were wholly false assertions, including releases by the PJ), the things which were not checked properly (like the front door lock) and failure to follow basic procedure at the scene by GNR / PJ.

        The original investigation was a cover up which some sections of the media appear to have been complicit with.

        NB: Nearly all of the parties involved changed their official stories a little. This is quite normal. What has been projected in the press is completely irrelevant, other than to help mold public opinion in a certain way.

        The fundamental problem is that it is still not known if the girl was dead or alive when she disappeared that night, or if any of the T9 were involved in her disappearance.

        There is no evidence that proves she is dead.


        • 59
          Pam Fritter says:

          All I know is that if I had left my kids alone in my council flat for 10mins while I popped to the shop for fags my ass would be nailed to the wall by the authorities.


          • Casual Observer 4 says:

            That is more reflective of the screwed up state of UK authorities than anything else.

            Those authorities take children in for sexual abuse in state care facilities.

            Think about it.


        • 75
          It is I, LeClerc says:

          If your child is missing, why would you be advised not to answer questions to aid the search? Normal parents would want to do anything to help police find their child. Refusing to answer where you were and what you saw in the apartment when you returned is not just odd, it’s sinister.


        • 83
          Oh come on please says:

          You’re right. The police didn’t follow procedure. If they had:

          1] the people closest to Maddie would have been kept apart and made to give separate witness statements, not allowed to confer on their story

          2] The parents would have been under surveillance

          3] The parents would not have been allowed to hire a car

          4] The parents would not have been allowed to swan off over the border

          5] The police would have done an area search of Luz to track down the corpse.

          If they had done all of these things this case would have been closed years ago with the perpetrators behind bars and poor little Maddie laid to rest.

          Oh and one more thing, nobody in the MSM has had anything negative to say about the McCanns since they sued the Express for £1million which went straight to the limited company they set up to look like charity.


      • 73
        FFS says:

        Parents who claimed their child had been abducted through a shuttered window but then changed their story to claim that actually they left the doors unlocked while they went away and got drunk when the police pointed out that the shutters couldn’t possibly be opened from the outside.


  15. 17
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    I bet the bloody slut hasn’t cleaned behind the fridge :-)


  16. 18
    It is I, LeClerc says:

    Nowt wrong with strippers.


  17. 20
    Ed (con-man) Miliband says:

    Justine has to take whatever work she can get between advising foreign energy companies.


  18. 23

    Pippity pip for ukip.


  19. 27
    Slogan Generator says:

    “For hard-motorboating people”


  20. 28
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    UKIP becomes UNIP :-)


  21. 29
    Bob Fleming says:

    Are you sure she’s the stripper or some random guest? The young lady seems to be in a certain amount of distress


  22. 34
    Team-Building Course says:

    Teaching LibDems how to treat female party members.


  23. 35
    Gordon Brown says:

    I enjoyed a glass of Iron Bru and a bag of cheesey wotsits on my stag night before I married that woman.


  24. 44
  25. 46
    Rt. Hon Gideon Wallpaper MP says:

    Call that a party?


  26. 47
    B.Ristols says:

    What a pair of right tits


  27. 51
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Oh fuck !

    Scottish Power source confirms average prices up 8.6 pc, gas up 8.5, electricity up 9.0 percent – 113 pounds extra on average bill.


    • 58
      Ed Moribund says:

      Ha ha..You should have frozen the prices like I, somehow that hasn’t been properly explained, would.


      • 64
        Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

        I notice that the last 2 of the big 6 cartel of energy companies has announced their inflation busting price rise on a Thursday, giving 6 days before PMQs.

        Are they doing this as a favour to Cameron because of his deliberate failure to rein them in?

        It would be interesting to know how much the big 6 have donated to Tory Party coffers.


    • 61
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

      Cameron and Davey keep telling us to switch our supplier to get a better deal.

      Well in 18 months time the voters will do exactly that.

      Tick tock, tick tock.

      Vote early,vote often,vote UKIP :-)


  28. 53
    Godfree Loon says:

    My brother-in-law in the background awaits his turn.”

    Obviously that was after she left and a couple of G&Ts later.


  29. 54
    Gordon Brown says:

    Is Nick Robinson modelling for nail fungus ads on Guido’s blog now?


  30. 56
    Bill Quango MP -9 says:

    An Autobiography.

    “….I met my wife at a party. It was a ‘stag do’ for my good friend Godfrey Bloom. Sally was there, attending in some sort of work related function.
    I’m afraid I drank rather heavily and can only dimly recall our first meet. But I do recollect that she was the centre of attention and seemed to get along fabulously well with everyone…

    Extract from “The Berk: The life of the world’s bestest ever Speaker of the House of Commons, since Michael Martin”

    rrp -£21.99
    Bitebum publications.


  31. 66
    Pam Fritter says:

    Bloom should have given the stripper a Clegging (Reverse Dutch Steamboat)


  32. 71
    Johnny Norfolk says:

    I think she is enjoying that.


  33. 86
    No such thing as society says:

    I suppose arse raping rent boys is normal behaviour for politicians if Tories are setting the bar for acceptable morality.


    • 94
      Faggotry is a disease says:

      Not fair. Only some Tories are predatory pederasts and sodomites, using proportional representation the Lib-Dems far outnumber them and Labour MPs who prefer the pomegranite to the fig are as common as muck.


  34. 88
    Thanks for the excuse says:

    I think we’ve been through a period where too many people have been given to understand that if they have a problem, it’s the government’s job to cope with it: ‘I have a problem, I’ll get a grant.’ ‘I’m homeless, the government must house me.’ They’re casting their problem on society. And, you know, there is no such thing as society.

    There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first. It’s our duty to look after ourselves and then, also to look after our neighbour. People have got the entitlements too much in mind, without the obligations. There’s no such thing as entitlement, unless someone has first met an obligation.


  35. 89
    Lights Out says:

    I motorboated Diane Abott once. I was missing for a week.


  36. 90
    Arthur says:

    Sorry to interrupt. What exactly is ‘motorboating’?


  37. 92
    Nigel Farage doppelganger says:

    OMG a stripper at a Stag party, what has the world come too. Run for the freaking hills.

    Anyway Godfrey told me later he just wanted to get his ears warm, and she was a S**T anyway because she never cleans behind her fridge.

    any way better than telling a one legged bloke in a wheel chair to stop fecking begging and get of his fat lazy arse and get a proper job


    • 114
      get set, go says:

      You never seen the paralympics?

      There’s blokes and lasses with no legs running faster than a jock who’s turn it is to get a round in.


  38. 96
    Slug featured harridan says:

    Take a look Harriet.


  39. 97
    You Motor Boatin' Son of a Bitch you... says:


  40. 98
    chris says:

    She’s white – so he is racist
    She is not a he – so he is a homophobe
    This picture will offend muslims – so he is an islamaphobe.


  41. 117
    ukipping or what ? says:

    we know you’ve lost the whip but its definitley not down there geoffrey


  42. 118
    pissedasaparrot says:

    looking at nigelissima on the box … what on earth did she see in that creep saachi … time she chucked cooking and headed into the HOC … shes a proper dish … yum yum


  43. 121
    johnpreid says:

    Gloria de piero


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