October 24th, 2013

Guidogram Going Out Shortly

The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly. 

Thousands of Westminster wags read the Guidogram every week, everyone from Downing Street insiders to Fleet Street never miss it. 

Join the conspiracy and become a subscriber to the Guidogram, free, to keep in the loop. You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Forget that , want to see Neo Guido`s new haircut :)

  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…
    A bummer or a bummee’ ?

  3. 3

    Guidogram Going Out Shortly?

    So is the dog.

  4. 4
    Andrew Efiong says:

    What is the Guidogram?

    Is it just a copy-paste of the week’s blogg?

  5. 5
    Jimmy says:

    An odd comparison. Presumably your dog is full of…

    Oh I see. As you were.

  6. 6
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

  7. 7
    Sir William Wayd says:

    It’s a cross between a guide dog and a radiogram.

  8. 8
    Sir William Wayd says:

    It should say “everyone…….never misses it”‘ not “miss it”.

  9. 9
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:


  10. 10
    Q.I. says:

    “Now,chums….onto the next round which is general ignorance…

    ‘When is ‘airing claims while there is intense internet speculation about an alleged abuser’s identity … unwise? ‘

    Alan ? “

  11. 11
    Engineer says:

    It could be worse. Consider the parallels with ‘Stripogram’, for example.

  12. 12
    Silly Sally B13COW says:

    Let me answer that one.

  13. 13
    Ed Balls says:

    He’s clearly not spending enough.

    If he tripled what he thought he might spend, then doubled that.. then looked at the maximum the IMF might consider wise.. then quadruple that…he’d be about 25% of the way to what is needed to splurge to borrow his way out of debt.

  14. 14
    Silly Sally B13COW says:

    *innocent face*

  15. 15
    Hey Nonny Nonny says:

    There are certain gentlemen who you should never be in front of, especially when you bend over.

  16. 16
    William Blake says:

    I wander through Fleet chartered Street
    Near where the chartered Press doth flow
    And mark in every face I meet
    Marks of weakness, marks of woe.

  17. 17

    Oh, Jimmy!

    I would have thought that eschatology was closer to your area of interest, not scatology. ;-)

  18. 18
    Joss Taskin says:

    Er, Ed, hate to interrupt this flow of Socialist dogma but what happens when all the wealthy people leave the Country ?

  19. 19
    The UK Police Force. says:

    We lie and get away with it. You have no chance.

  20. 20
    Diane Abbott says:

    I am the elephant in the room.
    And why don’t they ever invite me onto these posh, smart, programs?..is it coz I is ..you know..

  21. 21
    Ed Balls says:

    They won’t!
    Because we give them tax credits and child maintenance and bus passes and nursery costs and heating allowances and so on..so that they actually get slightly more back than they pay in tax.

  22. 22
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    The internet does not think you are an abuser.

    Fat rac!st, yes, but not an abuser.

  23. 23
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Cellan-Jones to report to HackedOff’s political commisar for reprogramming.


    Why tapping mobile calls is ‘trivial’

  24. 24

    Hi Bіlly! How’s it hanging?

    What did you think of that Russell Brand vid, you posted. The fellow has verbal daiorrhea, don’t you think?

  25. 25
    Hoodie of London says:

    Wot you lookin’ at you poof? Give me yer phone or I’ll tell the pigs you bummed me.

  26. 26
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Pretending to be working for charity?.

  27. 27
    Dog says:

    No. I’m just scared.

  28. 28
    Sock Puppet Watch says:

    Where do we begin…

  29. 29
    Guido gram is an 1/8 says:

    And a mammogram.

  30. 30
    Kebab Time says:

    am good.

    Brand does make good point about no point in voting etc.

    But this is Guidos blog and dont want to go off topic or show disrespect (his blog, his rules etc) :)

  31. 31

    I thought he was dyed in the wool? ;-)

  32. 32
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    The ‘Evil Twin’ model is only needed when you don’t have access to and partial control of the existing infrastructure.

    This is the real point.

  33. 33
    Prone to stating the obvious says:

    Public networks should not be used for conversations you intend to keep private.

  34. 34
    René Artois says:

    C’est une calamite!

  35. 35

    I am going to do my own sockpuppeting tonight. You are just not up to it. Flaky, bad spelling and grammar. Appalling punctuation. And, in a projecting way of your own sorry self, egocentric to the extreme. It is easy to tell you from me.


    Do your fucking worst!

  36. 36
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    And, If you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear.

  37. 37
    Prince Charles says:

    And if you do have something to hide whatever you do don’t do it over the bloody phone

  38. 38
    Ayn Rand says:

    There is no topic to this thread. It is free form.

  39. 39
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    He doesn’t have to clean up after himself.

  40. 40

    To extend the earlier McTaggart metaphor, there is also the Unreality of Life.

  41. 41
    Bletchley Park says:

    Time proximity of posts often reveals a lot.

  42. 42
    cock puppets anonymous says:

    Oooh, get her!!!

  43. 43
    kopper knob says:

    Fuck off 8illy.

  44. 44
    Person from Porlock says:

    Copy pasta?

    It is a veritable meal!

  45. 45
    Person from Porlock says:

    Kids today.

  46. 46
    Miliband Rouge says:

    Lizzen carefully..I shall say zis only 1000 times..

    price freeze price freeze price freeze price freeze price freeze price freeze price freeze price freeze price freeze price freeze price freeze price freeze price freeze price freeze…

  47. 47
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    The ability to type at 50 characters a minute?.

  48. 48
    Bletchley Park says:

    People who type words like shit, arse, cock too often can type it in their sleep – which may explain a lot.

  49. 49
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    An enigma.

  50. 50
    byron says:

    wrapped up in a jimmy riddle……

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