October 24th, 2013

Guidogram Going Out Shortly

The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly. 

Thousands of Westminster wags read the Guidogram every week, everyone from Downing Street insiders to Fleet Street never miss it. 

Join the conspiracy and become a subscriber to the Guidogram, free, to keep in the loop. You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Forget that , want to see Neo Guido`s new haircut :)


  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…
    A bummer or a bummee’ ?


    • 15
      Hey Nonny Nonny says:

      There are certain gentlemen who you should never be in front of, especially when you bend over.


  3. 3

    Guidogram Going Out Shortly?

    So is the dog.


  4. 4
    Andrew Efiong says:

    What is the Guidogram?

    Is it just a copy-paste of the week’s blogg?


  5. 6
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


  6. 8
    Sir William Wayd says:

    It should say “everyone…….never misses it”‘ not “miss it”.


  7. 9
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:



    • 13
      Ed Balls says:

      He’s clearly not spending enough.

      If he tripled what he thought he might spend, then doubled that.. then looked at the maximum the IMF might consider wise.. then quadruple that…he’d be about 25% of the way to what is needed to splurge to borrow his way out of debt.


      • 18
        Joss Taskin says:

        Er, Ed, hate to interrupt this flow of Socialist dogma but what happens when all the wealthy people leave the Country ?


        • 21
          Ed Balls says:

          They won’t!
          Because we give them tax credits and child maintenance and bus passes and nursery costs and heating allowances and so on..so that they actually get slightly more back than they pay in tax.


    • 34
      René Artois says:

      C’est une calamite!


      • 46
        Miliband Rouge says:

        Lizzen carefully..I shall say zis only 1000 times..

        price freeze price freeze price freeze price freeze price freeze price freeze price freeze price freeze price freeze price freeze price freeze price freeze price freeze price freeze…


  8. 10
    Q.I. says:

    “Now,chums….onto the next round which is general ignorance…

    ‘When is ‘airing claims while there is intense internet speculation about an alleged abuser’s identity … unwise? ‘

    Alan ? “


  9. 16
    William Blake says:

    I wander through Fleet chartered Street
    Near where the chartered Press doth flow
    And mark in every face I meet
    Marks of weakness, marks of woe.


  10. 19
    The UK Police Force. says:

    We lie and get away with it. You have no chance.


  11. 23
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Cellan-Jones to report to HackedOff’s political commisar for reprogramming.


    Why tapping mobile calls is ‘trivial’


  12. 41
    Bletchley Park says:

    Time proximity of posts often reveals a lot.


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Austrian Chancellor Werner Faymann on Cameron’s refusal to pay the £1.7 billion EU bill by December 1st:

“Well, then he’s gonna pay on December 2nd”

Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!

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