October 23rd, 2013

The GOD Delusion

Gus O’Donnell will bore anyone willing to listen about why the Civil Service is the greatest thing in the world, but his latest attempt at a power-grab should be given a wider audience. GOD wants MPs to meet “pre-qualification criteria” before being allowed to stand. Obviously this would involve GOD’s beloved mandarins. What we have here is a former civil servant so convinced of his righteousness and so native in his thinking that genuinely believes that his beloved pen-pushers are superior to the voting public. The electorate is too stupid, in his view, to elect MPs desirable to the permanent representation, so they need to be hand-held into making the right choice. Back off.

What GOD’s intervention really highlights is the need for Civil Servants to meet “pre-qualification criteria”. As Douglas Carswell points out over at the Telegraph“Rather than Gus’s idea of civil servants vetting MPs, MPs need to hold confirmation hearings for the appointment of senior civil servants. And, indeed, ministers.” Time to remind these miniature Whitehall megalomaniacs who they really work for.


70 Comments

  1. 1
    Peter Grimes says:

    Civil servants work for us?

    Perish the thought – the plebs work to keep us in clover!

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    • 9
      Uncivil Servant says:

      Look upon my gold-plated pension ye plebs
      and despair

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    • 10
      Man overboard says:

      Grant Schapps floundering on the Daily Politics proving that GOD does have a point.

      Actually all 3 main parties are in trouble over these ridiculous Green Levies which came about because all 3 agreed on them

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      • 40
        doghog says:

        He does have a point. Several.

        Diane Abbott made it into cabinet and even stood for leader.
        Nadine Dorries is looking for some safe quangos to sit on.
        The media minister doesn’t understand the internet.
        Ed Miliband introduced the green energy taxes he now opposes.

        McShane
        Hogg
        Hughes
        Mercer
        Keen
        Smith
        Hope
        McNulty
        Opik
        Bercow

        And that’s just since 2005.

        the list of idiots is long

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        • 61
          Yeah, right.... says:

          It is, and yet the people keep on voting for them.

          It really is time for a ‘None of the above’ option and if the majority exercise that option then the seat muddles on through the next five years without parliamentary representation.

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        • 68
          NE Frontiersman says:

          All we need is a power of recall. Is the Good Lord possibly ‘leading beyond authority’?

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    • 15
      edmartin says:

      mr carswells’s answer highlights the problem – how many mp’s spouses work in the (phoney) executive recruitment rackets that would ‘vet’ the civil self-servants?

      and to what extent have they also been involved in quango, bbc, and gov’t agency recruitment? – should this be on mr fawkes’s list for accountability?

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    • 41
      Anonymous says:

      The man has got things entirely upside down.
      What should happen in theory is we,the public, should select our own MPs (to work for us) who, in turn, should select the senior civil servants (to work for us).
      In practice It is almost as far from this as it is possible to get, and as each day goes by it gets nearer to absolute.

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    • 42
      Aberistwatch says:

      The man has got things entirely upside down.
      What should happen in theory is we,the public, should select our own MPs (to work for us) who, in turn, should select the senior civil servants (to work for us).
      In practice It is almost as far from this as it is possible to get, and as each day goes by it gets nearer to absolute.

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  2. 2
    Tory voter says:

    Exactly.

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  3. 3
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Smacks of elitism, and Common Purpose strategy.

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  4. 4
    Ellie-Mae (8) says:

    I propose an open season where we’re allowed to cull civil servants.

    Something like The Purge….

    followed by The Purge II for socialists

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  5. 5
    Labour Fucktards says:

    Indeed. Senior civil servants should be vetted politically AND be available for instant dismissal should they not meet requirements set by their minister.
    We should be rid of all the labour placemen there still today.

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  6. 6
    Gus O'Donnelly says:

    How about vetting for journalists or those that run “gossip” websites?

    Are you sane, Guido?

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  7. 7
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    String a few of these useless civil “self” servants up on lamp posts pour encourager les autres.

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  8. 11
    The British media are cunts says:

    Cameron got his arse handed to him by Milimong today.

    Just how long are the Tories going to put up with gormless Dave and hapless Gideon?

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    • 24
      Peter Grimes says:

      You must have read the ZaNuLab post summary sheet if you really call it that way.

      You are clearly delusional – MillionaireMinipede floundered and just repeated the same lies which the public have already discounted.

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    • 32
      gramma says:

      You must have watched a different PMQs. Pathetic on both sides with clueless Ed just clutching at straws.
      Re Dave and George and their respective positions- Perhaps for just as long as Miliband maintains his blank sheet of paper containing no actual Socialist plans or ideas and the economy continues to improve in leaps and bounds.

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      • 34
        The British media are cunts says:

        Sorry but the fact Milimong got the better of Cameron says it all. He did. Cameron has just run out of ideas, he has nothing to offer.

        The Tories need to get a proper Tory in or they will be wiped out.

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        • 38
          gramma says:

          Better to temporarily run out of ideas at PMQs than attempt to attain to the position of PM leading a country, without one concrete viable plan.
          Borrow and spend isn’t a plan -just a recipe for further disaster.

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  9. 13
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    I don’t think this man could possibly be naive Guido. He is proposing that unelected civil servants should control who the general public should be allowed to vote for.

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  10. 16
    BBC Leftwit says:

    The BBC would like to apologise for allowing a white British contestant to beat a woman of colour in a baking competition.

    We recognise the implicit racism and sexism in asking a woman of colour to bake a wedding cake, an overt symbol of mail subjugation and patriarchal colonialism.

    An immediate investigation has been launched and we’ll redouble our efforts to make white British appear as imbeciles in all BBC shows.

    We can and must to better!

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  11. 17
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    In 2015 a Libor government will vet everyone at show trials. We will have a Great Purge just as they did in the USSR.

    The media will be re-educated so that they are ‘on message’ in order that omerta is total.

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  12. 18
    A nincumpoop says:

    native > naive? With umlautts on.

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  13. 20
    Johnny Major's Blue and White Army says:

    I thought he was dead.

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  14. 21
    a non says:

    o Donnell.
    The man who earned his title by protecting Bliar and generally cocking up The Chilcot inquiry coming to any realistic conclusion by delaying its perusal of documents relating to Bliar – Bush contact.
    Self serving parasite, like so many others.

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  15. 26
    Jack the Ripper says:

    Vetted, no. Taken to the vets, yes.

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  16. 30
    My Grandad fought for this? says:

    This country looks feels and acts more like a banana republic everyday.

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  17. 33
    Billy the Fish says:

    He is right to a certain degree, some of the electorate are too stupid, they generally vote Labour.

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  18. 34
    The Rt Hon The Lord (And Saviour) Augustine O'Donnell says:

    “But of course, Prime Minister, this is at bottom a political decision, and one which the people of your constituency and the nation as a whole have reposed their confidence in you to take…I can but advise; I live to serve, sir.”

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  19. 36
    Sir William Wayd says:

    Mr O’Donnell’s other proposal is the remove NHS and other public support for old people suffering from Alzheimer’s or other long-term, disabling conditions. Clearly this would make Civil Service pensions more affordable, but I would be interested to know whether he would euthanise the elderly sick, or condemn them to wandering the streets in their pyjamas.

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  20. 39
    Anonymous says:

    Pre-qualification could be good, e.g. to ensure that potential MPs have a reasonable amount of “real-world” experience (ideally outside politics, PR and lobbying). It would be good to ban, or at least limit the number of, MPs with PPE qualifications and little else.

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  21. 43
    Anonymous says:

    Isn’t pre-vetting of Parliamentary candidates the system in Iran?

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  22. 44
    Methinks says:

    Miliband should get on his bike and go somewhere.

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  23. 46
    Gary Bloke says:

    What a sinister idea from Gus.

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  24. 48
    Penfold says:

    Breathtaking arrogance from GOD.
    He forgets that they (Civil service) are accountable to the people via our elected officials, MP’s.
    GOD is only following the pattern set on the continent and the proposals that are coming from Brussels to make the EU all powerful.
    Time that our administrators were cut down to size.
    Time for Gov Dept’s to be run by political appointees so that the obfuscation and obstruction is ended.
    Time for Civil Servants to be sacked for incompetence.

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  25. 51
    Diane Abbot's Conscience says:

    Is it true that at great expense GOD once commissioned a competence review of the Senior Civil Service. This showed that around 15% were really good, 45% were OK but needed development, 30% under-performing and 10% totally utterly crap

    Strangely its alleged that GOD filed the report and it never became public.

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    • 55
      Super effective civil servant - one of the few says:

      That was because of the 360* degree reporting (ie up and down) he started. Ditched when a few home truths about him appeared on his desk.

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  26. 59
    Lancashire Proucrator Fiscal says:

    This idea of vetting candidates before being allowed to stand for public office. Can someone confirm if it still works in Iran?

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  27. 60
    Pip says:

    That is not GOD.

    That is Des O’Connor

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  28. 62
    Anon2 says:

    Isn’t something similar already in place, Guido? Rumour has it that GOD spoke and we ended up with the Dave and Cleggie puppet show.

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  29. 64
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t most of the civil servants who make it to the First Division to run ministries generally go into the CS straight from university? How many of them have any real world experience? Could that be the reason that much of the advice given to clueless ministers is so stupid, impractical or self-serving? Is that why government contracts are signed which are found to have large holes in them when non-delivery occurs? Physician heal thyself is a saying which springs to mind.

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  30. 67

    Baron GOD of Clapham, supporter of Manchester United, but not of Kingdom United.

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  31. 69
    Roger Dewhurst says:

    “Naive” not “native”

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Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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