October 23rd, 2013

Prime Mentalist Going Loco Down in Acapulco

Parliament has a full schedule this week, so of course Gordon is instead jetting off to a Mexican party town to address a conference on the financial crisis. He has clearly brought the Curse of Jonah with him. Just this week Acapulco has been battered by storms and heavy flooding, if that wasn’t enough CNN reports on its recent “economic devastation”. It is also reportedly set to go bankrupt. Hurricane Jonah strikes again…


  1. 1
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Has he toured Grangemouth this week?


    • 3
      Rob Roy says:

      Maybe not, but his birth gives all the info anyone needs about Scotland.


    • 4
      Anonymous says:

      Well but no but yes


      it just takes a bit of time


    • 8
      Gordon "Boom and Bust" Brown says:

      I am a global statesman. I am a global statesman. I am a global statesman. I am a global statesman. I am a global statesman. I am a global statesman. I am a global statesman. I am a global statesman. I am a global statesman. I am a global statesman. I am a global statesman. I am a global statesman. I am a global statesman. I am a global statesman. I am a global statesman. I am a global statesman. I am a global statesman. I am a global statesman. I am a global statesman. I am a global statesman.


    • 18
      Anonymous says:

      In the Herald – headline could have read Chinese decide to buy even the northern bit attached to England:

      “Salmond looks to China for new refinery owner ”
      ALEX SALMOND is seeking to use his growing links with China to find a future for the crisis-hit Grangemouth oil refinery and chemical plant.

      Salmond and Mentalist in agreement?


      • 44
        Bob in Brum says:

        The trouble is that Grangemouth is already owned 50% by the Chinese and if they think it won’t pay neither will the rest of the northern bit.


    • 20
      hey gringo afterwar' you wan' see my beeg seester? says:

      the location brings to mind a cliff-jumping metaphor

      the surrounding region even by mexican standards is lawless – might he be kidnapped?


    • 35
      Jabba Le Chat says:

      The one eyed idiot from Kirkcaldy organised and presented the conference for the young girl Malala Yousafzai, shot by the Taliban, and her visiting friends. Expect to hear all the girls have all been killed by the Taliban sooner than later…


    • 45
      Dave says:

      No but he managed to get to Fergie’s book launch. Would he be interested in a drink from Ferguson’s famed cellar?


  2. 2
    8illy Kebab says:



  3. 5
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    The Mexicans should put a heavily armed guard on their Acapulco Gold.


  4. 6
    It's all the LibLabConners fault says:

    Wouldn’t he be better off going to Patagonia. That’s even further away from the rest of us — and preferably stay there, the destructive fucker.

    However, we’ve still got Dave, who is more than doubling the National Debt left by Gorgon.


  5. 7
    The Girl from Ipanema says:

    It was me who told him to get out of Ipanema quick.


  6. 9
    FFS says:

    I’m trying to imagine Gordon dancing to the tune “Going loco, down in Acapulco” but it simply doesn’t work.


    • 39
      and Don't let him back in the country says:

      Try to imagine him sitting in a straightjacket and rocking to and fro in an Acapulco institutional facility, to the tune. It’s much easier.


    • 52
      Who's Prince Harry's dad? says:

      You’ll never get a stiffie doing that.


  7. 10
    Brown Watch says:

    Does he realise Mexico could arrest him for war crimes ?


  8. 11
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    Don’t worry, I have left Red Ed in charge of things.


  9. 12
    Mail taking a hitting says:

    Did not Daily Mail show political warmth early on in his premiership. Serve them right.


  10. 14
    Lord Fondlebum of Hartlepool says:

    I find it astounding that anyone wants to invite Brown to address a conference. He is one of the most boring public speakers ever. He was also a disastrous PM. Hopefully he taking lardy Sarah with him too


    • 19
      He was good when he did Nothing. says:

      But he was a good Chancellor once. The time when he first got the job, put his Prudence hat on and simply continued with the policies set in place by the previous Conservative government.


    • 32
      ma broon says:

      acapulco – it’ll make a guid change frae ardrossan – ay pa?


  11. 15
    Gorgon and St Andreas says:

    It’s worse than you think. Giant sea serpents are being washed ashore in the area to the North, which is an indication that the Big Quake is about to hit California.



  12. 16
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Mexico has also just banned GM food, to the chagrin of M’onsanto, and is very irritated that their President’s email has been comprehensively hacked by the NSA.

    So in response, the US have sent in Gordon.

    Mexico should be back on side shortly.


  13. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Brown should remember what happened to Trotsky when he visited Mexico.


  14. 22
    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    Saw McDoom with Malala on the TV. Looks like she is fucked!


  15. 26
    Podiceps says:

    Enoch Powell said that all political careers end in failure. What he did not say was that after that politicians go about telling others how to fail.


  16. 28
  17. 30
    Gloria de Piero says:

    Insects are gay.


  18. 34
  19. 36
    Gordon Brown in spanish is.. says:

    El Gordo Huntos


  20. 37
    Jimmy says:

    Storms in Central America in October? This is unheard of. By Guido anyway.


  21. 42
    Grange Gob says:

    Gordon Brown’s Unite Calendar for Grangemouth


  22. 46
    Going Loco Down in Acapulcoo says:

    When will the prat get it, it was He and his mate Fred That Caused the Bloody problem with his light touch.


  23. 47
    Remittance Man says:

    Mexico gets earthquakes too, doesn’t it?


  24. 48

    Mister Brrrrrrrroooon is laughing all the way to the Bank. He will always be a good eye-witness.


  25. 50
    They Hate Her Because She Won says:

    How this Hunt ever has the gall to lecture anyone about finance is beyond belief. And what sort of moron would pay to listen to him? This incompetent fucking idiot and his sidekick Blair should be shot for their part in totally screwing up the British economy.


  26. 51
    Graham says:

    The one-eyed Scottish arsehole is supposed to be a MP. That’s wgat the useless shit gets paid for.


  27. 53
    jonnie 26 says:

    some one should give the CIDA a call


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