October 23rd, 2013

PMQS LIVE Chat: Major Intervention Edition


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  1. 1
    Steve Miliband says:

    Where’s Gordon?

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  2. 2
    UKIP or bust says:

    Afagainstan has been a great success, thank you mr’s bliar, mcgoon and camamoron.

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  3. 3
    Steve Miliband says:

    Scottish Power £9m loss – tax that!

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  4. 4
    Lets go goosestepping with the Daily Heil says:

    Lets watch the bullingdon boy get torn apart by the words of the last working tory prime minister.

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  5. 5
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Apology due from Ed Miliband…on plodgate…

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  6. 6
    Hard Working Dick Scratcher says:

    Hiya all

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  7. 7
    The Flying Spaghetti Machine says:

    Dave hasn’t got the bottle to call out the Federation or Ed.

    Cameron is too weak to get in the way of the police.

    Interesting.

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  8. 8
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Cameron needs to stitch up Labour over Grangemouth shambles as Unite went forth & multiply job losses.

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  9. 9
    The Flying Spaghetti Machine says:

    Red Dave ? WTF ?

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  10. 10
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    When is that Hunt Cameron going to cut green taxes and regulations which push energy prices up.

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      The Flying Spaghetti Machine says:

      Well he just started on that.

      Cutting Green tax is start.

      Then reversing the Enron’esque manipulations is next step.

      Ed only cocky because EDF deal has sorted him.

      And Ed has no policies.

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        The legacy of the lying LabLibCon sellouts says:

        Really?

        Green energy subsidies are EU policy, as is making fuel more expensive.

        Renewable energy targets are set by the EU too.

        The UK local administration we call the ‘government’, is obliged by EU law to impliment the relevent directives, regardless of cost to the consumer.

        They are also obliged by the EU to meet emmissions targets set by directives from the unelected in Brussels and placed into law by our administrators, without so much as a whimper.

        http://ec.europa.eu/clima/policies/roadmap/index_en.htm

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        • 93
          Anonymous says:

          That’s it “legacy”! You’ve helped me make up my mind. I shall be voting at the next GE for the party that promises to take us out of the EU.

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  11. 12
    Hard Working Dick Scratcher says:

    Too much corporate waste in the big 6 – ‘Director of Customer Journey’ FFS.

    Sack the bullshitters.

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  12. 13
    Carlos says:

    What should I have for lunch?

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  13. 14
    Marpo says:

    Dave is not handling this well.

    FFS scrap the Green Crap

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  14. 15
    Anonymous says:

    What a load of fucking mongs.

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  15. 16
    Hard Working Dick Scratcher says:

    Box Set Cam should grow a pair & dump green taxes…won’t though. Drip.

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  16. 17
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Who is going to ask Miliband about his wife’s little earner for EdF.

    Oh dear – own goals by Labour….on reduction in energy companies….

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  17. 19
    Splodge says:

    Oh Dear. Dave is falling flat on his face

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  18. 20
    Hard Working Dick Scratcher says:

    I like Caroline Flint when she’s angry. Can just imagine her in basque, black leather boots & a big whip…

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  19. 21
    Puppy Watch says:

    Lovely Yellow Puppies behind DC

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  20. 23
    lkgds says:

    SCRAP THE FUCKING WINDMILLS DAVE.

    It is not Difficult

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  21. 24
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Balls doing his ‘suspicious’ hand waving….

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  22. 25
    The Flying Spaghetti Machine says:

    Dave can’t do much about the green taxes as they are EU related aren’t they ?

    Dave should not have got up then… ouch.

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  23. 28

    Hi guys. Just dropping in to give my sockpuppets a break. It all looks rather boring so I will go and move the house slightly to the right.

    Who is that bird on the far end on Cameron’s side?

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  24. 29
    Curried Grey Man says:

    I reckon though that Dave would be justified in having Major assassinated.

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  25. 30
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    acting like a con man – ouch Cameron lays into Miliband.

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  26. 31
    Steve Miliband says:

    Shit PMQ’s all round

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  27. 32
    Hard Working Dick Scratcher says:

    A66 Scotch Corner to Lakes & A64 Leeds to Scarborough need dualling.

    NOW Cam!

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  28. 33
    Hard Working Dick Scratcher says:

    Michael Moore looks glum.

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  29. 35
    Hard Working Dick Scratcher says:

    ” No Post Office will close…”

    24/7 Post Offices – they will be pleased.

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  30. 35
    Speaker Bercow says:

    “Acting like a con man”

    What a fucking total idiot this twerp of Prime Minister really is.

    He’s “One Term” alright

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  31. 38
    fendel says:

    oh dear Dave.

    It’s a sad day when your arse is kicked by John Major.

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    • 53
      Sir William Wayd says:

      Not really. Major was not only the last Tory leader to win a General Election, he attracted the highest number of votes in history.

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      • 66
        cameron's lost it says:

        Hope he bought Cameron a drink before he fucked him! Dave and Edwina are peas in a pod- she too knows what its like to bent over the desk by Major and given a shafting

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  32. 40
    The Flying Spaghetti Machine says:

    Good question on getting rid of Green Taxes – Huhne legacy.

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  33. 41
    Hard Working Dick Scratcher says:

    Fuck off BerHunt!

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  34. 44
    Steve Miliband says:

    C*ntman

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  35. 45
    Stan Butler says:

    Bercow shows his form.

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  36. 46
    Sir William Wayd says:

    It’s actually not compulsory to levy 5% VAT on domestic gas and electricity.

    Still they want the money, still they want the tax.

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    • 54
      Stan Butler says:

      I noticed there was no cut in fuel duty mentioned this morning to help motorists, only a bit a faffing around the edges.

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      • 58
        Sir William Wayd says:

        Fuel duty is a subsidy from the countryside to the cities.

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      • 74
        Blakey says:

        Get that bus out!

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      • 90
        south of the M4 says:

        Not even faffing. Everyone knows fuel bought at a motorway service station is expensive. Fill before you go and don’t use them. You don’t need signs to tell you.
        MOT? yeah, right. An annual cost (for some) of around 50 quid – against an average tank fill of around 50 quid each time. Some help. Never an intention of helping the motorist. Smoke and mirrors.

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        • 97
          geordieboy says:

          The signs are just for foreigners who speed like fuck up and down the motorway knowing they won’t get nicked.

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    • 81
      EU Tax says:

      Afraid not. Once Lamont slapped on 8% VAT he ended Britain’s VAT opt out for Energy. Under EU law the minimum that Dave can slap on is 5%.

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  37. 47
    Steve Miliband says:

    Well read Seema

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  38. 48
    Puppy Watch says:

    Con Man is spot on BerHunt FFS!

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  39. 49
    Bercow bumped me says:

    Bercow reaches new low in pro-Labour bias

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  40. 50
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Bollox to Bercow.

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  41. 51
    The Flying Spaghetti Machine says:

    George Osborne is having a bad hair day… :-D

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  42. 52
    Hard Working Dick Scratcher says:

    More companies cos it’s more tax efficient to be a limited co. than a sole trader you tit.

    Fucking idiots.

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  43. 55
    Puppy Watch says:

    Who’s that behind DC?

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  44. 56
    The Flying Spaghetti Machine says:

    Scr’apping or C’rapping ???

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  45. 59
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Julian Huppert ‏@julianhuppert 3m
    Very depressing to hear the anti-green rhetoric of the Tories, backed by labour

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  46. 60
    Stan Butler says:

    Scary black widow?

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  47. 62
    Puppy Watch says:

    Wouldn’t argue with that cow!

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  48. 64
    Steve Miliband says:

    Grangemouth?

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  49. 65
    Hard Working Dick Scratcher says:

    BTW whatever happened to T May’s astronaut outfit?

    Has it been put out to pasture with Harpic’s giraffe costume?

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  50. 67
    LGBTory says:

    Chocolate Willy alert

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  51. 69
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Fatty!!

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  52. 70
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Mad Nads! We are being spoiled this week.

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  53. 71
    Hard Working Dick Scratcher says:

    George Howarth – Parliament’s most handsome man.

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  54. 72
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Ball’s ain’t happy at that mention…

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  55. 76
    Gordon Brown says:

    I have faxed in my contribution.

    Where am I? They’re all jabbering away in Italan or something.

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  56. 77
    The Flying Spaghetti Machine says:

    So it looks like the orange and suspenders order can be cancelled, for now.

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  57. 78
    Hard Working Dolie says:

    “That lot” – surely that’s unparliamentary?

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  58. 79
    Dave goes green at the gills says:

    That was a big Fail for Dave. He really has got to sort out his green taxes and green subsidies and as he pledged to be even greener than Ed it’s going to be difficult for him.

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  59. 80
    Hard Working Hard Worker says:

    Rother Valley needs filling in.

    Fuck off Berc unt.

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  60. 83
    The Flying Spaghetti Machine says:

    Ed Davey is now handling Grangemouth.

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  61. 84
    Hard Working Hard Worker says:

    The second week Red Ed has pissed it.

    All soft southerners in No 10.

    Chinless drips.

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  62. 91
    ian says:

    dave looked a bit of an idiot today

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  63. 95
    Troughers-R-Us says:

    Was Ed Davey wearing a poppy? Is that a new record in the I-am-more-compassionate-than-you handicap stakes?

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