October 21st, 2013

UK’s Sexiest Naked Vegan Milks Attention


  1. 1
    Hmmm says:

    Looks pretty tasty to me.


  2. 2
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    More vegan nutters = more and cheaper meat for me :-)


  3. 3
    Bob says:

    Hi, I’m Bob. Let’s eat.


  4. 4

    Frankie! Where are you lad?

    You take the head and I’ll take the other end. We will get her cleaned up in double time.


  5. 6
    Scottish Chav says:

    not fond of veg but would Lick that plate clean!


  6. 7
    Eat up yer greens says:

    Is that one of those ethical coop models who went tits up, or was that just their bank?


  7. 8
    Anon E Mouse says:

    So this the pervy ‘human buffet’ I read about on some website a while ago. Apparently the going rate is/was $100 an hour.


  8. 9
    fitaloon says:

    I prefer them with bit more meat


  9. 10
    RomaBob..trafficking a kiddie or two! says:

    Silly billies !!


  10. 11
    Mustapha Djinn says:

    Appears to be a fat free meal. Yummee!


  11. 12
    The Flying Spaghetti Machine says:

    Is this advertising food you can fuck ?


  12. 14
    Child of the Thatcher Revolution says:

    I like veterinarian food with a chop on top.


  13. 15

    Standard Welsh Rules apply:

    Fuck before eating.


  14. 20
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Is that dish kosher ? ;-)


    • 36

      Difficult to look upon France summoning US Ambassador re spying claims as other than a distraction from his pressing worries on the economy and flight of the rich from there. However, there is also a substantive point.

      How would you unpick this? (Meanwhile I shall consider ways to unpick that flesh-coloured underwear…)


      • 110
        Casual Observer 4 says:

        My de-pick. I think is connected with the current trend of apparent global de-Americanization.

        The US already suffered a blow with France earlier this year over Syr!a, so perhaps this is a little bit of tit for tat. It is worth recalling the rather disparaging remarks made by US business man as well regarding tyre factory.

        The ECHR smack down of EU !ran sanctions, which were requested to be put in place by US, is also telling of a growing emboldening of the EU to stand up to US foreign policy demands. This could be a miscalculation as the European assumption is based on their perceived weakening of US position.

        Would point more to the moves in Ch!na which appear to be preparing to credibly displace US Dollar as global reserve currency more than the ambassador. The EUR-CNY swap deal currently going through speaks in part to this, but Ch!na has been quite bold itself in criticizing US wrangling over debt ceiling, to point of stating that Ch!na is considering ceasing purchase of US debt.

        So back to France, then French are seeking distraction from domestic problems, irritated with US for not assisting them with reclaiming territories in Levant with oil reserves and are simply being ‘French’.

        But the US is being beaten up a bit at the moment. If you hop on twitter and have a look at what the liberal left retards are up to, it is beginning to look a lot like what the lefty Labour retards have been up to in the UK.

        UK it is: Vote UKIP, US it is: Vote Teaparty :-)


        • 121

          I agree substantially with what you say about France but that leaves the other issue. I see it as a curse on both houses.

          US is seeking domination in a way which makes the British Empire (for which I make no apologies BTW! ;-)) look benevolent. Much of this was pushed through as a reaction to 9/11 but has acquired wings of its own.

          When something works and you have an elite controlling things, they are inclined to say: That worked – let’s try a bit more! They will keep on trying until they meet serious resistance and then they will use the cover of War on Terror, or similar, to justify the unjustifiable.

          This stuff goes with the territory of being Top Dog. In the UK, we now apologise for all sorts of things now for which, in some cases (stressed), there is no need to apologise at all.

          The extraction of shale gas in the US has given them another gasp but the inevitable will happen and they will lose their grip. China will not last nearly as long as Top Dog IMO.

          But it is time the US stopped thinking it can do what it pleases in matters of NSA data spying especially as it effectively has de facto control over the internet via ICANN, notwithstanding it’s supposed independence from US government.

          My view, of course, but I suspect others might agree.


          • Casual Observer 4 says:

            The uni-polar order with US as top dog is unstable. This is very well known, recognized, understood, accepted, embraced etc.

            The US does not want to be seen to be in that position as it invites competition – competition which it could lose. Suspect they are deliberately standing to one side in order to allow others to catch up, peacefully, so as a multi-polar world order can be established. Possibly quadrupole.

            Control of the internet: There is nothing stopping others from developing their own protocol standards and interfacing. This is likely going to happen. That would provide what governments really desire, which is a way to control who can access where, and would also break ICANN monopoly as addressing would become regional with government controlled buffers in between.

            That would see the net evolve from the open mesh that it is at present into a balkanized structure with common open channels mapping to agreed international organizations and trans-national corporates.

            Economic motivation in part for this development is the continued desire for an ability to levy taxation on international routes and reduce current communication bandwidths so as existing infrastructure can freed for other uses.

            There should be no apologies for the British Empire by the way. The US empire is trying to remain benevolent, but like the UK empire has succumbed to the whims of influential lobbies which have motives that put the US at odds against itself – on the international stage that is. :-)


          • Fair comment.

            I will confine myself therefore to the balkanisation aspect (English spelling! :-)) and make the case that it comes in different flavours. The one that lets other jurisdictions allocate its own numbers and little more, might be regarded as an enlightened variant of subsidiarity whereas the attempts by China, Saudi Arabia and some others to control content is much more problematic.

            The problem, as ever, is with the politicians. They think they can control what they cannot. They think it is better to pass new laws when we have more than enough already and simply do not use them. They measure their own effectiveness by quantity and not quality.

            Finally, they never follow anything through. Regulation of necessary legislation is as important as the primary legislation itself. That would produce some blank faces in the corridors of power, I have no doubt!


  15. 21
    Bacon says:

    Moooaar Bacon


  16. 22
    David Cameron says:

    So far I’ve stopped Child Benefit,Stopped EMA,Tripled student tuitions fees, Cut Disability allowance, and let the Bankers Off .

    VOTE TORY !!!!


    • 33
      Grant Shapps says:

      Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha😂💋 have a good week 😊 lol


  17. 24

    We’ve been conned!

    Aston University student Shayna Weisz wears flesh-coloured underwear to promote PETA’s World Vegan Month Birmingham Mail


  18. 25
    Alex Harvey Tribute says:

    Give My Compliments To The Chef


  19. 26
    nellnewman says:

    Here we are coming into Autumn and rabbit stew and dumplings time and these silly people are agitating for us all to become vegan!


  20. 28
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP


    • 63
      Gooey Blob says:



    • 69
      nellnewman says:

      They can’t win the next election so probably not. Though I hope to see nigelfarage in the HoP post 2015.


      • 104
        Anonymous says:

        For gawd’s sake!
        Each of us can only vote for a local candidate – as you well know.
        If Farage gets in, it will only be because a local constituency votes for him. The rest of us can only register our disapproval of existing politicians by voting UKIP and accepting the consequences.
        Beats “none of the above”


      • 120
        Anonymous says:

        looking to back a winner?


  21. 30
    stench says:

    Shouldn’t lefties be complaining about the naked exploitation of women?
    Or is it acceptable when it’s in a cause they agree with?


  22. 31
    University of Thickos says:

    Students are thick as fuck and need to jog on. Attention seeking, leeching kids who know fuck all about life!


  23. 32

    Giving up Virgins, or rather, just gins, till Christmas.


  24. 34
    Alastair "blood on my hands" Campbell says:

    This is sexist – I am morally outraged and will be taking to twitter to let you know how upset I am.


  25. 37
    University of Edinburgh and their unpaid marketing pawn. says:

    TIMEWASTERS! When am I getting paid damages from these leeching timewasting w@nkers? When am I getting my apology? Not good sports is it?


  26. 38
    Alan Carr says:



  27. 39
    Voyeurism is a crime and it is disgusting. says:

    Well at least she gives her consent to get her baps out!


  28. 42
    Eh? says:

    “Try to relate to who’s on your plate”

    What is that supposed to mean?


  29. 43

    Profits aren’t the only thing lacking at Twitter Inc. ahead of its planned initial public offering. It’s got a dearth of patents, too.



  30. 44
    Ukranian Race Warrior says:

    I thought they’d cheer me as a hero…


  31. 46
    M102 says:

    I’ll happily sprinkle some salad dressing ;)


  32. 49
    fernandos pants says:

    We have incisors and canine teeth for a good fucking reason, evolution is fairly thorough….You try telling that to a fucking vegetarian, or even worse a fucking vegan, or even worse than that a fucking PETA vegan.

    Fucktards…the lot of ‘em….! Vegeterrorist tossers…!


  33. 52
    S.B.S. says:

    That chick could do with some stuffing,


  34. 53
    P l e b says:

    So £1.6 BILLION left on the table after the Royal Mail sale, and the Tories want us to believe they’re the party of financial competence.
    They should stick to hookers and crack cocaine.


  35. 55
    Jimmy says:

    The forehead is on BBC news wearing EDF overalls. What a traitor.


  36. 56
    Anonymous says:

    Energy Secretary Ed Davey has defended building the UK’s first nuclear station in a generation as “a very good deal for Britain”.

    But environmentalists said the money could be better spent on renewables.

    What. On more useless windmills.


    • 64
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

      £16 billion for one nuclear power station!

      LOL. The Chinks & Frogs must have seen Ed Davey coming a mile off.


  37. 59
    Close Your Eyes... says:

    Ah, yes. The classic ‘spoon’ posiiton. Marvelous.


    • 83
      fernandos pants says:

      Sorry to be pedantic, but it’s the ‘spoons’ position, you need two people ‘spooning’.

      She just looks like she’s been shot…..I can dream i suppose.


  38. 60
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Let’s meet the meat :-)


  39. 61
    Unspeakable Pervert says:

    I feel the correct, pithy response to this sort of idiot is:

    “Oh, DO fuck off !”

    Unless there happens to be a water cannon handy, in which case it’s:



  40. 62
    steve p says:

    I would gladly show her how to hide a meaty sausage.


  41. 67
    Henry V says:

    Will Cameron stand up to Albania’s application to join the EU?


  42. 70
    nellnewman says:

    Does PEA have no men who could have spared this poor woman’s blushes and done the naked thing instead?


  43. 77
    brynn says:

    Not totallly vegan I bet there is a donner kebab hidden in there.


  44. 79
    A nincumpoop says:

    Three police officers apologise for “poor judgement” over talking to media about “plebgate” scandal

    Couldn’t give a toss who they spoke to. It’s what they said (actually, probably just what the gobby one said) that should lose him his job.


    • 87
      A new router says:

      They are obviously habitual if they can do as brazenly as that. As such, they are surplus to requirements. Sack them without pension.


  45. 80
    Brown OUT & pay me damages says:

    Crap attempt at Misdirection. Time wasting leeching SCUM!


  46. 84
    Anonymous says:

    I’d eat her – shame about the green stuff!


  47. 85
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    Not a day goes by without me questioning who is David Cameron? Is he real or all illusion?


  48. 90
    Green Day says:

    Quorrrnn … what a scorcher!


  49. 94
    George Osborne standing starkers outside a flat waiting for a blow job says:

    This woman is clearly a disgrace.

    She thinks that by taking off all her clothes in public she will attract more attention to her artwork.

    Whilst she is correct in her reasoning the whole episode shows just how depraved and morally corrupt UK Plc has become


  50. 96
    M103 says:

    So, the Tories have managed to re-inflate the property bubble and brought us full circle back to the economic insanity that caused the world-wide banking crisis in 2008. It’s business as usual for the Tories and ignore past lessons so they can greedily watch their property portfolios propelling them upwards confident that, when the next crash comes along, we will pick up the bill for them. Nice business if you can get your snout in. The Tories are not only greedy, selfish and self-serving, they are positively dangerous. With a bit of luck they will make themselves completely unelectable for the foreseeable future


    • 101
      Podiceps says:

      I take it from this hysterical rant that your desire is that Labour should return to power and continue Gordon Brown’s work in destroying the economy, so sadly interrupted in 2010.


    • 102
      Drop a Daisy cutter on ITV says:

      So, Osborne hands a huge slice of taxpayers´ money to those rich enough to consider buying houses. The even richer Estate Agents and solicitors sponge that extra cash floating about in no time with the bankers rubbing their greedy paws together at the thought of creaming off another round of massive bonuses. What with the Post Office being knocked out at tuppence a go, they´ll be plenty of smiles in the City today. Christmas come early again. Merry Christmas to one and all, and go sling your hook Tiny Tim.

      You can expect the bill to drop on your doormat around New Year. Happy New Year, Suckers!


      • 107
        Banker says:

        Whatever happens, I can assure you I will get a massive bonus.


      • 115
        Kebab Information Service says:

        Post Office sell off, energy cartels, rigged housing market, rigged train network, out of control inflation, LIEMOR, currency manipulation, .

        Just in this country it is called The Free Market


    • 103
      Monkey Puzzle says:

      It’s a slightly different bubble, I suspect. This one seems to be being more fuelled by money from abroad. It will burst, but probably not in the same way as last time.


  51. 100
    Disappearing Romas says:

    “French police move in to clear largest Roma gypsy camp in Marseille to find ghost town of rubbish and ramshackle huts after site’s NINETY families slipped away in the night” (DM).
    Heading for Calais no doubt. Lock up your wallets, anything metal and daughters.


    • 109
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

      They make the Mongol hordes of Genghis Khan look like saints in comparison.

      Still not to worry, we can all sleep soundly in our beds as Cast Iron Dave is on the case and he promised to reduce immigration to the tens of thousands.


  52. 106
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    In the spirit of balance, Eros and Thanatos, good video on the effects of various close combat weapons in the urban environment:

    Interesting results on the 45 degree shots, part two with the grenade is worth watching.


  53. 112
    RomaBob..trafficking a kiddie or two! says:

    Is that a prime rump or fish permeating from the plate?


  54. 113
    I'm as mad as hell and I ain't going to take it anymore! says:

    Surely to God it is time to sell off the biggest left wing ‘Pilgrim’ of them all?

    If the right/conservatives had a 5 billion pound propaganda machine sucking on the tax payers teat, as it spouted the party line, all bloody hell would let loose.



  55. 116
    Here's Hoping... says:

    Is that Gloria de Piero?


  56. 126
    Sir William Waid says:

    It seems that some kind of masonry would be in order.

    As my Grandad used to say, “When the British guns fire, the Germans duck. When the German guns fire, the British duck. When the American guns fire, everybody ducks.”


  57. 129

    Оwеn Jоnеs twееtеd а rаthеr ghаstly аpprеcіаtіоn оf Nоrmаn Gеrаs whо dіеd оvеr thе wееkеnd. І pоstеd thіs аt sоmе unеаrthly hоur іn thе mоrnіng аnd lіkеly nо оnе sаw іt. My rеpеtіtіоn оf іt іs tо еmphаsіsе hоw pоlіtіcаl оppоnеnts cаn sоmеtіmеs prоvіdе vаluаblе іnsіghts.

    Nоrmаn Gеrаs wаs а Jеwіsh, Mаrxіst аcаdеmіc frоm Mаnchеstеr but bоrn іn Sоuthеrn Rhоdеsіа. Thіs cоmbіnаtіоn аlоnе must hаvе blоwn Оwеn’s fusе!

    Jоnеs lіkеs tо blаmе Іsrаеl sоlеly fоr thе mіddlе еаst prоblеms. ОK, wіth а bаckgrоund оf Shеffіеld, Stоckpоrt аnd Rіdgе Dаnyеrs Cоllеgе, hе wаs nоt оnly gоіng tо bе lеft-wіng but mіght аs wеll hаvе bееn brоught up іn Іslаmаbаd. Hе hаs prаіsеd Gеrаs fоr thе lеssеr іmpоrtаnt аspеcts rеlаtіng tо hіs wrіtіng stylе аnd mіssеd thе vіtаl оnе оf thе mаn’s gеnuіnеnеss, humіlіty аnd еssеntіаl nіcеnеss. nоrmblоg іs wеll wоrth а rеаd аnd thаnkfully wіll bе kеpt gоіng. Іt gіvеs а vаluаblе іnsіght іntо thе thіnkіng оf а rаdіcаl sоcіаlіst, bоth еgаlіtаrіаn аnd cоmmunаl. Utоpіаn, оf cоursе…

    Gеrаs wаs vеry crіtіcаl оf thе Іsrаеlі gоvеrnmеnt but hаvіng mаdе thаt clеаr stаtеd thіs:
    …thе mаjоr rеspоnsіbіlіty fоr аn іnіtіаtіvе tоwаrds fіndіng а sоlutіоn lіеs wіth Іsrаеl. І hаvе аlrеаdy sаіd еnоugh, іn my аnswеr tо thе prеvіоus quеstіоn but оnе, tо іndіcаtе why thіs lеgіtіmаtеs nеіthеr thе іndіscrіmіnаtе murdеr оf Іsrаеlі cіvіlіаns by suіcіdе bоmbеrs nоr а rhеtоrіc оf strugglе аіmеd, nоt аgаіnst thе Іsrаеlі оccupаtіоn аnd thе pоlіcіеs by whіch іt іs еnfоrcеd, but аgаіnst ‘Jеws’. Nоr dоеs іt еxcusе thе shаmеful sіlеncеs аnd еvаsіоns оn thіs scоrе оf а sеgmеnt оf lеft аnd lіbеrаl оpіnіоn thаt, hеrе аgаіn, іs bіg оn ‘undеrstаndіng’ thе mоrаlly іndеfеnsіblе. Іsrаеlі Jеws аnd Pаlеstіnіаns аlіkе hаvе а rіght tо nаtіоnаl sеlf-dеtеrmіnаtіоn. Thе rаndоm kіllіng оf nоn-cоmbаtаnts іs nоt dіrеctеd tо thіs just cаusе оf thе Pаlеstіnіаns. Іt іs dіrеctеd аgаіnst thе еxіstеncе оf Іsrаеl аs such аnd, lіkе thе аfоrеsаіd rhеtоrіc, аgаіnst Jеws.

    RІP Nоrmаn Gеrаs


  58. 130
    King Cnut says:

    Would love this for breakfast – in bed!


  59. 131
    Andrew Efiong says:

    I’d give her the pork sausage!


  60. 132
    Little Bo Peep says:

    All he best restaurants now serve the salad undressed. Add pepper to taste.


  61. 133
    lojolondon says:

    OK, I figured it out – it is porn that can be printed in Guardian and shown on the B-BBC. Because it is not objectifying women. It is ‘artistic’ and ‘won a prize’ and ‘has a message’.


  62. 134
    Mother Superior says:

    Where’s the rabbit?
    Yes it does, doesn’t it.


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