October 21st, 2013

Foot Long Lines and Osborne’s “Shared Experiences”

More from Natalie Rowe’s book. Here is what she alleges the Chancellor’s set were up to in the early 90s:

“All the boys had the hots for coke fiend Peggy, she was so much fun and up for anything, even if she spent most of her time on another planet. They all knew how much she loved coke and so one night William, who was an out-and-out drug and drink fiend, cut a wide line that was a foot long. “Snort that and I’ll give you £ 100!” William said. “I’ll do it!” Cheers went up from the crowd. I was the only one to sound a note of caution. “For god’s sake Peggy, don’t do it, you’ll do yourself an injury.” She ignored me, bent down and started snorting as the men chanted “Pegg-y! Pegg-y! Pegg-y!” as if it were a drinking game. She finished the line but her triumph left her near-comatose, speechless and cross-eyed for the rest of the night.”


And then they found out what Rowe did for a living:

“I let them in and told them to wait., forgetting about the domination gear. When I got back William was pretending to whip George, while Chris was sword fighting with the cane. “What’s all this Nat?” Chris asked. I smiled. Confession time. “I’m a dominatrix.” They were impressed. “Tell us what you get up to!” So I told them some stories about clients. They bombarded me with questions. “So how much do you charge?” George asked me. “It depends on a few things, on their pain threshold, how much work is involved, and so on but there’s a basic rate to start.” They loved to hear what was going on and I enjoyed telling them. They certainly hadn’t met anyone like me before. The trio started to hang around in the flat while I was working and would sometimes even meet clients after they’d been through a session. They’d chat together with them about domination over a drink. George really enjoyed this; it was as if he was sharing in their experience with me.”

Still no news on the identity of “Joe”


  1. 1
    Percy longprong says:


  2. 2
    Gideon says:

    Don’t make me cry….

    Sniff sniff…

  3. 3
    Party Harder says:

    He’s been putting the party in Conservative Party.

  4. 4
    Dum O'down says:

  5. 5
    MIKE HANDYCOCK ex teen fondler says:

    Osbourn looks like he loves his botty spanking
    Personally i’d rather smack his face

  6. 6
    fattabottomus says:

    Headline: Men meet women and have fun.

    Years later, stories are embellished to show some men were not the tossers and wimps the public now see and know.

  7. 7
    Tomorrow in your Gobtastic Guido says:

    Jackie’s liposuction horror – the machine that wouldn’t switch off!

  8. 8
    fattabottomus says:

    Clearly new “stories” are placed by Gwendo on here to entice workers away from their work computers and something should be done to stop this national waste and disgrace.

  9. 9
    C. Nick says:

    + woman of ill repute, down on her luck, tries to make huge wodges of cash out of it.

  10. 10
    Sir William Waid says:

    Enough! I’ve reached my pain threshold!

    If anyone wants me, I’ll be shooting badgers.

  11. 11
    NHS...Envy of the world..... says:

    Another one for Andy Burnham…


  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    Are there any other photos? Or is the whole story based on just one picture?

    The power of photographic evidence. I am not talking about Osborne now.

  13. 13
    altruism in industry says:

    could it be the ghost of Thatcher stopping development of coal fired power stations ?

  14. 14
    Joe ninety says:

    Do you mean reducing the population of Mustelids, or photographing ladies’ private parts?

  15. 15

    In some areas of the UK, I’m given to understand that is one and the same thing.

  16. 16
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    And this is a man at the top of the Conservative Party.

    Truly amazing.

  17. 17
    Rinka Scott says:

    With a writing style like that I am sure she is going to get lots of prizes for her book.

  18. 18
    Bill Quango MP - 9 says:

    Adam Woodyatt on the credits there.

    He’s like one of those premier league players that get signed for a hugely inflated fee by some ill appointed, panic signing. manager at a big club, who shortly after gets the boot.
    Only Adam seems to have signed a 35 year contract instead of 3.5 years.

    He won’t go anywhere else voluntarily. None of the division 2 clubs he should be playing for can afford £80k a week. So his club reckons its cheaper to keep him, rather than pay him off, and he makes a foray into the league cup each year and is a Full time reserve.

    Fair play!

  19. 19
    Vince Cable thieved our money and Hewitt did nothing says:

    I am looking forward to the film.

  20. 20
    Elsie Hargreaves 5 Railway Terrace Dewsbury says:

    The people of Wilmslow should be hanging their heads in shame.

    This behaviour is gross.

    I hope my grandson does not read Guido’s blog on his iPad

  21. 21
    Bill Quango MP - 9 says:

    I once went on a date with a lady who claimed to be a muff sprayer.
    Someone who scents up knickers and posts them out to the sex lines callers.

    I have no idea if she was. But why say you were if you weren’t.
    Or if you were, why not say you weren’t ?

    Anyway… Long story short.. No, I didn’t.

  22. 22
    Malcolm Muggeridge says:

    Is it morally acceptable to continue to pay taxes to a Government controlled by such reprehensible individuals?

  23. 23
    Mastermind says:

    It’s not unusual for people on first dates to claim to be more interesting than they actually are?

  24. 24

    She told me you tried but couldn’t.

  25. 25
    steve klane says:

    Sadly due to the state of the country an my tax payments I cannot afford a wide x one foot long lines. how the other half live.

  26. 26
    Jimmy Hill says:

    Should you be unhappy with the contents of this blog and its implications you can contact Tatton Conservatives on 01565 632 181 or even pay them a visit in Manchester Road Knutsford.

    Cocaine use is illegal

  27. 27
    Ms Dominant says:

    Happy days Georgie!

  28. 28
    Engineer says:

    Something I asked myself many times between 1997 and 2010.

  29. 29
    Jimmy Hill says:

    Is that pink thing on the table a copy of the Financial Times?

    Why is there an aerosol of shaving foam?

  30. 30

    The lady has a good memory and the guys have Alzheimers?

  31. 31
    Keitho says:

    Good job George. Even more to admire about you now.

  32. 32
    MIKE HANDYCOCK ex teen fondler says:

    Not many women i know snort 12″ lines of Coke , or spank arse for a living come to think of it
    both of which i dont perceive as fun
    i must have led a more sheltered life than you

    Thank you parents !

  33. 33
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    How do you book her? Boaz.

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    George was only 15 and did it for the money to buy clothes, i hope we can stop smirking at him in the HOC, as that is sexist.Oh sorry—— that only applies if you are a Labour MP, silly me.

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    The thing is it makes George Osborne more interesting, although im surprised she is so unattractive.

  36. 36
    Anonymous says:

    John, so what ? you must have led a very sheltered life Luv !

  37. 37
  38. 38
    Dr Evil says:

    We really do need some moral fibre in government. Frankly I am sick of the political class we have at present. They are all guilty of gross immoral turpitude of the first order.

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