October 20th, 2013

Read Guido’s Column in The Sun on Sunday Online

Diane Abbott’s appearance on ITV gameshow The Chase saw her win a grand for her chosen charity of choice. What the cameras didn’t show you was that she took home another £5,000 for herself as an appearance fee.

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  • how Osborne and Boris were able to tweet from China, despite the Chinese government blocking Twitter
  • the Tory plan to get Jeremy Browne to defect, and why he is really sore about losing his job
  • what is it about Red Ed and the Boston Red Sox?
  • Dave’s leaving present to his outgoing press secretary Susie Squire
  • Nadine’s future son-in-law keeps her sweet

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    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    The BBC has as much balance as a clown with a five pound weight in his left trouser pocket.

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    Bill D'Sarse says:

    There are a lot of clown’s pockets at the BBC.

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    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Write to Points Of View why don’t you?

  5. 5
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    The big news in France this morning is that that idiot Hollande has dug himself into a real crater of a hole over a 15 year old gypsy girl with a penchant for missing school.

    Makes Dave and Osborne look competent.

  6. 6
    David Cameron says:

    British Gas

  7. 7
    Real Conservatives vote UKIP says:

    ‘… now vacant PM’s …’

    You got our hopes up there for a moment, Guido.

  8. 8
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    Birtish Gas

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    Mrs May says:

    British Gas

  10. 10
    Michael Gove says:

    British Gas

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    Nick Clegg says:

    British Gas

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    Sir Alex Ferguson says:

    British Gas

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    Dave"The One Term Prime Minister" Cameron says:

    Problems caused or worsened by Gove:

    School places shortage ☑
    Free schools misusing freedoms ☑
    Teacher training shortage ☑

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    Bill D'Sarse says:

    + 5 minutes

  15. 15
    Andrew says:

    Why is The Bank of England able to award themselves a 28% tax-exempt payrise – as an increase in employer pension contribution from 29% to 57.3% of pay.?

    Poor taxpayers – with no pensions- pay more into its pension fund than grossly overpaid staff receive in take-home pay.

    The pension entitlement is similar to other gold plated public sector pensions. Like most whitehall mandarins and cronies they pay nothing and it is tax free. But Unlike all other schemes it is funded and an actuary calculates each year how much is needed to pay out future gold-plated pensions.

    This indicates that every other public sector schemes with less than this level of subsidy will need huge bailouts in future and that taxpayers face retirement poverty.

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    Vote Ukip, get a Lab/LibDem coalition, the most pro-EU combo of all says:

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    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    I know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

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    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    We can have foreign Governments owning our industries and infrastructure but it is very bad if we allow our own State to own these industries.
    For Osborne and most top Tories it is about money and how much money their friends can get from the rest of us.

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    Clegg is up to no good. says:

    Nick Clegg is insulting the people who serve in our armed services, whether deliberate or through ignorance I know not.

    Yes some ex servicemen and women have left to teach in schools but to say they are unqualified to teach is an insult.

    They do not carry the teaching unions’ cards and have not undergone state teaching courses (which are really for wet behind the ears students) but they are fully qualified teachers holding the relevant service teaching qualifications. Has it not occurred to Clegg that ships and submarines full of engineers educated to the very highest standards have not been taught, or pilots or commandoes or every serving person? Unfortunately most MOD quals are not recognised in civvy street but many are transferrable and teaching should be one of them.

    Having experience of both worlds, I know parents/children have nothing to fear and all to gain. Clegg is playing politics.

    He’s also saying top mathematicians or physicists should not be allowed to give some of their time to teaching in our schools which again is politically motivated nonsense.

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    Don't waste your time says:

    AND all you’ll get is a smug, arrogant and patronising put down by the particular BBC apparatchik who has been delegated to “listen and respond” to viewers comments…they don’t actually say f*ck off but it’s very plain what their meaning is

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    China's richest man meets world's most photographed man. says:

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    Vote LibDem....PLEASE says:

    There’s an election in 20 months…OF COURSE he’s playing politics and trashing Conservative policies which as a member of Cabinet he’s supposed to support in public..at 9% in the polls he needs to re-connect with the sandle wearing, bearded, lentil eaters within his party after all

  23. 23
    Nigel says:

    UK – YouGov/Sunday Times poll on EU referendum: 36% would vote for Britain to remain a member of the EU, 44% to leave.

    BETTER OFF OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. 24
    Lauren Cooper says:

    Are I bovvered ?

  25. 25
    Mornington Crescent says:

    E On?
    F OFF!!

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    Telegraph says:

    Funds intended to help the world’s neediest have been spent on providing training and equipment to the police force and border guards of Belarus, an autocracy run along Soviet lines. The aid, supplied by the European Union’s EuropeAid programme, to which Britain’s Department for International Development (DfID) is a major donor, came despite violent action against the pro-democracy opposition. The Foreign Office has expressed grave concern at the imprisonment and abuse of dissidents and also at the use of the death penalty, while an EU arms embargo has been put in place. However, the EU increased aid payments to Belarus to more than £32 million last year, including millions of pounds on projects to reinforce the country’s western borders. The European Commission said the aid would curb people trafficking and drug smuggling, but dissidents claimed the equipment has been used to prevent the regime’s opponents fleeing.
    Labour said the aid to Belarus was unjustifiable and urged ministers to raise it with the commission.

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    fernandos pants says:

    Well it’s a step up from The Star…….where next..?

  28. 28
    Dave"The One Term Prime Minister" Cameron says:

    If Nick Clegg told you the time, the first thing you’d do is ring the speaking clock.

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    Quiet Bat Person says:

    Osborne is a complete fool with no experience except in refolding towels. The Chinese will have run circles round him ….. which I have no problem with – except in doing so, they will have run circles round the US.

    What complete incompetent gave Johnson and Osborne the status of “negotiating” with the Chinese? It really, really is in the interests of the UK that this lot face a general election NOW! And if the British people are so bloody stupid as to elect them to continue acting as the Bullingdon gang, then I’m afraid the people deserve all they get.

    But at least we can rely on the LibDems, Nick Clegg, David Laws, Danny Alexander and Vince Cable to do the honourable thing and save us from idiot right wingers?

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    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    Say hello to yet another LibDem liar….

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    Curses foiled again !!! says:

    Snippet in paper to-day regarding alleged Tory Plot to oust B**cow post 2015 election when MPs go through motion of re-electing Speaker .They suggested that they put put L**g in his place. Things were going along swimmingly until one “plotter” suddenly piped up…”Hang On…if we oust B**cowo he’ll go straight to the Lords and create a vacancy in B**kingham(an ultra safe Tory seat)and let in B**ris. Do we want that ? ” After a show of hands the “plotters” decided perhaps B**cow wasn’t THAT bad…oh well on to the next plot lads !!!

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    Gladys Cougar says:

    Quite right. His incompetence and greed to the point of slavering stupidity
    is far from endearing. It’s beyond loathsome the way he’s carried on over there, kowtowing to a country whose human rights record is appalling. And openly admitting that Britain was more like China? Well, Gideon, that says all anyone needs to know about how the Tories see us

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    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:


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    Anonymous says:

    Why not make it compulsory that ALL schools must hire a percentage of ex-military to teach.

    Now that would put the cat amongst the pigeons.

    Just think of the balance that it would bring in some schools.

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    Socialist sophistry says:

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    Elsie Cougar says:

    IF the Chinese build our next nuclear power station, how will we know it’s not counterfeit?

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    Diane Fatbott says:



  38. 38
    Any excuse for some genius says:

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    The Man who masterminded the Royal Mail Floatation says:

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    More to the point says:

    What qualifications does Clegg hold to be the deputy leader of the world’s sixth largest national economy?

  41. 41
    Fabian Grooming says:

    The BBC is on it’s arse, 50% don’t trust it any more.

  42. 42
    Dave"The One Term Prime Minister" Cameron says:

    I get the feeling about Owen Jones that he even eats his cornflakes with passion!

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    JH232948968678 says:

    Here he is looking at the 15 year old.

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    BBC = Fabian Grooming says:

    Good for you Viny, have you read ‘Marxism, all you need to know’ by Ralph Miliband?

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    altruism in industry says:

    I wouldn’t have thought he would have time to read books what with having to make sure he got the flotation price right.

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    M102 says:

    At least we won’t be seeing her in the jungle. Imagine the shower scene :)

  48. 48
    David Cameron says:

    Justin Welby insisted the Big Six Energy companies had an obligation to behave morally rather than just maximising profit.

    Not under my watch,mate.

    Raise your glasses to the unacceptable face of capitalism please.

  49. 49
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    Yes, I’m halfway through Ed Balls’ copy of ‘Economics for Dummies’. It’s really hard going !

  50. 50
    Thicko Watch says:


    Are there that many gullible people in the UK?

  51. 51
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    Cheers !

  52. 52
    BBC = Fabian Grooming says:

    It could have been even stevens if she wasn’t so thick.

  53. 53
    The LabLibCon Alliance of liars says:

    Vote UKIP and get UKIP, the ONLY party that will free this country from foreign dictatorship.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    I see the lefty mongs are up in arms again over the lack of ‘diversity’ over some game that involves a bunch of gay looking men kick a round ball around a piece of grass.

    Ever noted that the left have NO PROBLEM with the lack of diversity in the cannon fodder that is sent back in boxes from Afghanistan. Nearly all white and male.

  55. 55
    I'm All Ears says:

    What is it exactly you’re trying to say?

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    Oh Yes We Will says:

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    M102 says:

    He’d have to do it using his hand gestures too. The c’unt

  58. 58
    Say Bye, Bye says:

    The Liberal Democrat party is finished. It’s consistently fourth in every poll and in every by election, even worse.

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    alanbstardmp says:

    he’s above 18 and elected

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    Racist Bob says:

    I reckon she’d probably do quite well in the jungle, a genetic disposition for that environment could swing it.

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    It's called extortion says:

    “The German power company RWE hopes to spend £4 billion on its “Atlantic Array”, covering 125 square miles of sea between Devon and South Wales with 240 vast 5MW turbines, more than 600ft high. Owing to the wind’s intermittency, these will generate, on average, just 400MW of electricity – but will earn RWE £525 million a year, of which £350 million will be from subsidies we all pay through our electricity bills.

    Meanwhile, dominating the views from Dorset’s Jurassic Coast, Hampshire and the Isle of Wight, the £3.6 billion “Navitus Bay” scheme, proposed by the French state-owned firm EDF and a Dutch partner, will cover 76 square miles of sea with 218 5MW turbines generating an average of 350MW.

    It will be worth £450 million a year to its owners, £270 million of it in subsidies. In addition, locals are horrified to learn that to connect these turbines to the grid will involve 22 miles of cabling, in a trench up to 140ft wide across the New Forest and Dorset.

    The combined contribution of these two gigantic wind farms, at a capital cost of £7.6 billion and earning subsidies of £620 million a year, will average 750MW – less than that of the single unsubsidised gas-fired power station recently built in Plymouth at a capital cost of £1 billion.”

  62. 62
    alanbstardmp says:

    you can guarantee is will have Israeli listening devices built in. Chinese and Israeli spy well together, ask the US

  63. 63
    Bill D'Sarse says:

    Not the 5 minutes I was referring to, but excellent choice nonetheless.

  64. 64
    The left Hate National Sport says:

    They are really having a go at England aren’t they? Using the race card as their weapon, which I hope fails, unfortunately they will probably play the homosexualphobia card in that case, keeping the Euro inclusive card as a last resort.

    But WTF has the English side done to upset them?

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    The idiots don't even understand what right wing is says:

    “right wingers”

    That made me laugh, well done.

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    BBC (Fabian Grooming Department) says:

    Stories of what might be termed “social concern” are stories originating from some charity, think tank or academic of the left and not concerns of the general public.
    We are the BBC and we set the stage with what is and what is not a story.

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    Other peoples money says:

    That’s nothing, 1.95 billion given to the PaIestinian government has been declared ‘lost’. Don’t worry though, the EU has pledged another 200 million of your money to them for this year.

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    David Cameron says:

    It’s full of closet racists

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    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    Still trotting out that bollocks? FFS UKIP is NOT a Tory Mark 2 party. Many UKIP voters are ex-Labour voters and those who would not vote for any of the Liblabcons after the way they have been betrayed on Europe, immigration and now green energy taxes.

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    Other peoples money says:

    Where Ed Miliband, Ed Davey and David Cameron get their orders from regarding energy.


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    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    German electricity bills are much higher than those in the UK. With so much being spent on green energy it is not hard to see why.

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    BBC 24 Hr rolling bollocks says:

    Breaking News:
    An obscure ‘think tank’ made headline news today after a member of the BBC news team decided that their particular whinge was worth reporting.

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    Other peoples money says:

    Of course he got the flotation price right, well for himself and the board appointment he will get, when he leaves front line politics.

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    Pussy Riot says:

    Release Julian Assange!

  75. 75
    Julian Assange says:

    Release Pussy Riot!

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    Does the idiot really believe that they are charities ?

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    David Cameron says:

    90% of women don’t like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don’t like women

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    Other peoples money says:

    It’s NOT capitalism you dolt.

    It is ‘third way’ corporatism, or crony capitalism. It has nothing to do with ‘free markets and everything to do with government inspired rigged markets.

    Read a book sometime.

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    Colonel Bloodnok says:

    S Times on Special Branch view of Ralph Miliband – “exemplary character, loyal to his adopted country” & “unblemished wartime naval service”

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Ed F Off!

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    Why only the FA ,there is also a Scots,Welsh, and N. Irish FA

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    I'm a camp bed mattress get me out of here says:

    Three weeks in a jungle with Diana Abbott on a diet of rice and beans.

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    fernandos pants says:

    “Many ukip voters are ex labour voters”.

    C*nts, in other words…..ukip are nothing more than purple faced, tiny cocked rabble rousers..

    And they wear terrible shoes.

  84. 84
    Englebert Humperdink says:

    Please release me!

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    Owen's Mum says:

    I have problems getting him to eat his sprouts. Owen says they won’t stick to the end of finger.

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    Spook says:

    Special branch report on Ed Miliband:
    Dodgy character,disloyal to his brother and prone to navel gazing.

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    acknowledgement required says:

    So this is where EMiliband got his idea from. Not a researched view. Nicked.
    Does Miliband have is own opinions?

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    Bill D'Sarse says:

    The England Football Team 2021
    1 – The gay bloke
    2 – The Polynesian bloke
    3 – The Chinese bloke
    4 – The transgender ‘bloke’
    5 – The European bloke
    6 – The Afro-Caribbean bloke
    7 – The reformed criminal bloke
    8 – The Inuit bloke
    9 – The Arab bloke
    10 – The Muslim bloke
    11 – The English bloke

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    David Cameron says:

    Iceland has the right idea, as it Jails Bankers for the Banking crisis, here we give them £7bn in bonuses,and £17m pension pots

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    Living in 98.11% white Merseyside says:

    Almost a quarter of a century since I last read the Sun. Does the print still come off on one’s hands and cheeks?

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    Anonymous says:

    Once upon a time there was a small village. Ancient, stone built and older than all records.

    In that village was a house. A very small house, one room wide, but three levels, and no separate hallways.

    That house, today, by the stupidity of this government, has to comply with the same separated fire escape route requirements of building regulations as all houses in the UK. The reason is for the protection of the occupants from fire. Did I say it was a stone building! Stone floors, stone roof, stone walls.

    Yet in the centre of the same village is a nice fire station. This fire station was built because of the difficulty of getting to the area due to the narrow roads. In the winter there is just one road that is maintained open.

    That fire station is to be shut down. Why? Because there are no house fires in the area, and it is redundant. Did I say they were ancient and stone built (I mean before government made any house regulations) They argue it is a cost that is not necessary and waiting over 30 minutes for the engine from the next town is OK. If the area has no house fire why would anyone need rescuing.

    Does anyone notice a problem with this government?

    Prescriptive, nanny state, bureaucracy is standing in the way of everything we do, just for the profit of the chosen few. Those licensed to approve peoples house interiors.

    In 2011 there were 287 deaths from fires. That includes all causes i.e deliberate. The highest cause of fatality was fires started in a living or dining room! Think smoking and non fire resistant furniture. Why do we even bother with these stupid requirements for wall coverings. The Secretary of state has the power tomorrow to relax all these conditions for every private dwelling not used commercially for vulnerable people.

    This would certainly help the building trade. The story also illustrated why politicians are out of control. It would take a real person to make these decisions.

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    Living in 98.11% white Merseyside says:

    Their club card is pretty useless.

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    Living in 98.11% white Merseyside says:

    I buy my books from Amazon.

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    SchrÕdinger's pussy says:


    Nah, I’d rather buy the paper copy and protect the free press from those Hacked Off bastards.

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    BBC (Fabian Grooming Department) says:

    No Indian Afro-Caribbean black British transgender lesbian illegal immigrant bloke?


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    Spikey haired flange says:

    That list is sexist

  98. 98
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Tony Bla8r and JP Morgan, now theirs a funny story!.

  99. 99
    George Osborne on his return from China says:

    ”In my hand I have a piece of paper ..”

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    David Cameron says:


  101. 101
    Bill D'Sarse says:

    OK, English bloke out, Indian Afro-Caribbean black British transgender lesbian illegal immigrant bloke in.

  102. 102
    Bill D'Sarse says:

    Was it a menu?

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    Look,Clean hands says:

    Not after they sacked all the slovenly print workers and moved to Wapping.

  104. 104
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Vince gets his books from the Amazon.

  105. 105
    David Cameron says:

    George Osborne says BOE to Raise Rates Only Once Recovery is Secure… I.e. Never

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    Sickbag says:

    He’s certainly down on his knees whoring himself to them, shameless cretin

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    Onslow says:

    He took his new haircut with him too.

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    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    It’d be nice to hear Gove’s take on our capitulation to the communists, we all know how fond he is of his dated communist references, I suppose they only apply to hardworking British people wanting a fair deal though, as opposed the genuine totalitarian regimes

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    Gog in Rhyl says:

    I’m 56 and have never read it.

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    rick says:

    Camoron has on many occasions made clear his admiration and loyalty to the BBC. I don’t know what he gets out of this slavish display of support – but I’m guessing it won’t harm him or his family financially long term.

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    A simple sort. says:

    What’s wrong with picking the best Squad?

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    M103 says:

    Economic globalism is a weapon to take over nations who are less fortunate,
    and in decline.

    Communist capitalism is a new way to conquer nations, without firing a single gun shot – and China is about to take over Britain with the consent of the Tories.

    How Thatcher like – as she invited Japan to take over Britain during the 1980’s

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    Anonymous says:

    You can say ‘pea’ now, it’s safe.

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    Dave"The One Term Prime Minister" Cameron says:

    Anyone criticising defence will be made to mend it with de hammer and de nails.

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    Just askin says:

    You missed out the cost of moving fire engines and equipment around the area’s while waiting for a call out plus why was money spent on “Community” to the name of the area fire station, will the name “Community” put out a fire or just waste money adding extra words to a sign over a fire station, also did we get the billions back from Presclott when he ordered all those unused area fire control buildings.

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    M103 says:

    Osborne- an immature boy attempting to do a man’s job in China, a country that will humour him then eat him for breakfast. What utter prats he and Johnson are making of themselves in front of leaders who have forgotten more than they will ever come to know. For goodness sake, what was the foreign office thinking about in allowing this pair of clowns to run amok in this dangerous communist country

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    The Loony Left says:

    Pathetic. Fancy sending British politicians to the second largest economy in the World, looking for trade, investment and job opportunities. How weird.

    We should be over there, telling them that Communism is brilliant, advising them to go back to the good old days of Chairman Mao and generally criticising them for human rights abuses. That’s what we’d do.

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    Av a go Joe Stalin says:

    Brand name changes don’t make your lefty friends more nice and downy.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    Have you ever read the book or heard the radio play “Last Night Another Soldier” by Andy McNab? In one scene the main character, an 18 year old Rifleman, is asked how he is getting on with his coursework. The lad has been so let down by the education system that the army is having to teach him to read and write whilst he is in a war zone.

    McNab was himself functionally illiterate until he was taught to read and write by the Army. Having seen McNab speak at Bovington a few months ago it is obvious that the thing that he is most passionate about is literacy. Considering Cleggs views it does seem ironic that the unqualified teachers in the Army seem to succeed after twelve years of failure by the qualified ones.

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    BBC (Fabian Grooming Department) says:


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    Expat Geordie says:

    How many of the 38% voting to stay in were people who are only here because of our EU membership? Perhaps only British people should be allowed to vote on whether we stay in or leave, otherwise we could see loads of Yes postal votes suddenly coming in from Warsaw South and Transylvania South East.

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    Owen Jones says:

    So many good pubs that I used to frequent in West London have been turned into these shitty faux rustic crapshacks. Real shame.

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    Harriet Harperson says:

    I totally agree, far too many ‘blokes’ in that sexist list.

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    I’m always sitting on the fence, although I only broke the economy, not the defence.

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    The Live at the Apollo talent scouts says:

    I wonder how many people have had to been rushed to A&E with burst spleens, after your amazing joke.

  126. 126
    Expat Geordie says:

    If Clegg told me that Ian Botham once used to play cricket for England I’d phone Botham to confirm it.

  127. 127
    Archbishop Welby says:

    dadaoaood weoa asdlkvwovv admwcekqwer dfggeovmvape ldsfl lsfsldmvvepov

  128. 128
    Harriet Harperson says:

    I don’t like ‘em, too many men in China.

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    I d on't n eed no d octor says:

    No, it’s so that you can stay on benefits.

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    CoE Spokesperson says:

    I’ve been asked to translate the Archbishop’s comment from the ‘tongues’ in which he originally spoke it.
    Unfortunately the result is unprintable.

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    I d on't n eed no d octor says:

    Did Welby have those same thoughts when he made his money in the City?

  132. 132
    The British Public says:


  133. 133
    Mornington Crescent says:

    “Cherie Blair once quietly used the Queen’s train to host a trip for the wives of visiting leaders at some summit.
    “One day I’ll be able to describe how my attempts to break this story (in another newspaper) were hampered, once Downing Street realised how damaging it would be if it were prominently used.”

    Hitchens on fine form today:


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    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    The Chinese communist capitalism in economic terms is nothing new, it’s just neomercantilism.

  135. 135
    Finally at long last!!! says:

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    I d on't n eed no d octor says:

    Can the show be filmed entirely in wide angle?

  137. 137

    Diane Abbott is not chateau bottled.

  138. 138
    Ed Miliband says:

    I feel another freeze coming on.

  139. 139
    JH232948968678 says:

    We beat/rescued them in WW2.

    They despise us for it.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    Apart from a few best sellers from Tesco or Asda (sadly only one more Tom Clancy left to buy now) I tend to buy books from second hand book shops (there’s a brilliant one in Winton, Bournemouth) or at special events. A couple of years ago I picked up 70 second hand books for £30 at TankFest in Bovington, including a 1st edition of “The River War” by Winston Churchill for 10p. Spent an arm and a leg on books at Military Odyssey in Kent a couple of months ago, but it was still a damn sight cheaper than buying everything at Waterstones, and where else are you going to get out of print books so cheaply?

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    Anonymous says:

    Past mistakes, that can not be corrected, are history.

    Building regulations would take a short time to fix by the Secretary of State. It is an exemption direction. That makes it a current and correctable problem. Their unwillingness to do it reflects on them.

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    I d on't n eed no d octor says:

    Surely it should read Chinese4hardlabour.

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    Little Bo Peep says:

    Well he is a foreigner, so you may expect not the slightest bit of loyalty to the UK from him. Double Dutch ….. or double cross.

    You decide.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    Third way? Isn’t that how Mussolini described Italian Fascism?

    Actually, wasn’t there little or no difference between Italian Fascism and New Labour with their “Third Way”?

    And who’s going to tell UAF that?

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    Jimmy says:

    “Many UKIP voters are ex-Labour voters”

    Or at least National Labour.

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    Little Bo Peep says:

    … but not by the vast majority of folk in this country. He is a carpetbagger who just got lucky – thanks to a few thousand deluded ‘students’ – whom he promptly betrayed. Hopefully, they won’t make the same mistake again,.

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    Jimmy says:

    Perfect timing for Eric Joyce.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    I used to deliver it as a kid and the newsprint coming off on your hands was a real pain, especially when it was cold and you tried to wash your hands in warm water afterwards. I know that The Mail changed their newsprint a few years ago to a non-smudgy type, so I’d assume that everyone else did the same.

    As for getting newsprint on your cheeks, I’m not quite sure how you managed that. Wanking over Page 3 in an unusual position, perhaps? Or was that just me?

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    Jimmy says:

    The Consevative Party – sucking up to the PRC since 1970.

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    Real Conservatives vote UKIP says:

    Is Chuka some kind of train-spotter ? He seems to have set out to get himself photographed with everyone on the entire planet.

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    Austin Powers says:

    “Swedish-made penis enlargers are MY bag, baby!”

    I swear to you, it isn’t mine! It’s nothing to do with me!
    Not the cock-grower— I mean Vince!
    He’s a big enough prick, he don’t need no enlarging, yeah?

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    Jimmy says:

    Don’t give up. Remember you’re going to have to explain in to Gideon.

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    Bonzo says:

    He’s from Carlisle. Considering he’s joined the BBC long ago, as part of the 60s northern intake, one could argue he’s not done all that well.

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    altruism in industry says:

    they have devised fiendish plan to infiltrate radioactive nanobots into the nations electrical wiring waiting for the signal to group into massive killer bots in every home.

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    Anonymous says:

    Can you please report to the Police Station ASAP please.

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    Ex Tory gone to UKIP together with many traditional Labour supporters. says:

    Correct Dave. Carry on using inflation to steal from savers. You and your fellow LibLabConners are thieving bastards

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    b-b-p says:

    The Class system has always been there but hidden from view.The Draconian measures employed by this Government through the excuse of Austeriy is to demean anyone receiving any kind of Welfare Benefit including Tax Credit and Pensions.The Bedroom Tax has proved a costly exercise but has reached its objective of having put more people dependent on the State and disrupted any stabilization of a settled home life .
    We heard about Ethnic Cleansing in places like Bosnia,but under the guise of saving money and the introduction of the Bedroom Tax whole families have been uprooted from London and been forced to move as far afield as the Midlands .Could this be associated with Class reallocation.
    The changes that have happed over the last few years steadily and steathily makes one wonder whether we are reintroducing the Class System especially when Third Class Rail will be introduced.
    It was last seen in Britain in 1956. While the Government insisted that the proposals were intended to pave the way for a class equivalent to premium economy on aircraft “it points to a Ryanair model with passengers rammed in to creaking cattle trucks with a surcharge for everything from your bags to using the lavatories,” said Bob Crow, leader of the RMT Transport Union.


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    Iron Bru says:

    Pity help us jocks if Scotland becomes independent. BBC Scotland will become the state broadcaster par excellence, with the gaelic mafia in charge. To fund the rolling gaelic and bag pipes, I reckond the licence fee in Scotland might well double in 5 years. Interestly, there’s more Polish speakers in Scotland than gaelic speakers.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I can fix that.

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    Long John Silver's says:

    You might not like what the Muslims get unto into on their free school but you created the school to be free from control so perhaps we should all leave them alone to get on it.

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    Eaton Faggot says:

    You always were partial at school to a pink donut ring, Dave

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    Spot the Chuka says:

    Could it be that Chuka HQ central have lots of Chuka cardboard cut outs which they post out all over the world to be photographed?

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    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    So the danger is really that if people vote UKIP they will let Cameron in? Now where have I heard all that bollocks before?

    In truth if people do vote UKIP and ‘let’ some other party in then so what? All the Liblabcons are the same bunch of low-life, arrogant liars and traitors who want to stay in the EU and drag in as many freeloaders as possible.

    Pleb them all.

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    Lord Stansted says:

    I rather think “top” mathematicians or physicists have more interesting things to do other than to “give some of their time to teaching in our schools.”

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    Doris Goldblatt says:

    I had a happy childhood, my Dad would put me inside a tyre and roll me down a hill, they were Goodyears.

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    Allah Elementary High says:

    Can’t see nowt wrong with it myself. At least they aren’t then disrupting UK schools.

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    Thas a bloody Coker, to be sure!

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    Bluto says:

    An ambitious Chinese telecommunications company that the village idiot Osborne has been embracing in a deadly dance has been involved in financial tricks with New Zealand company “2 Degrees” – “2 Degrees” just escaped with its skin intact after refinancing through a bank. No-one is willing to report it, nor the attempted cyber intrusions via that company into the New Zealand telecommunications network. This has not been reported on in the press as yet! Of course, both the owner-founder and his wife died in a light plane crash into the sea earlier this year.

    New Zealand has a similar disease to Britain – it is run by the same types – in fact, the Cameron family and Key family are “friends” in that Murdoch kind of way.

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    A Mister V. Putin says:

    Any more of it, and I’ll put you in the same cells as the green peace w@nkers we caught.

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    Anonymous says:

    Because they’re not a central bank but a counterfeiting operation. They just print off as much as they like, give it to themselves and their friends, paid for from the devaluation of every pound the plebs hold.

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    The Camera Never lies says:

    The only place he has never been photographed is at his “Whitehouse” mansion on Ibiza. Funny that.

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    left wing, right wing, tis all the same bird! (a turkey) says:

    my solution:

    Cancel all existing past, present and future civil service/gov pensions/perks (UNLESS THEIR PERSONAL CONTRIBUTIONS EQUATE TO THE PENSION RECEIVED)

    DOUBLE the state pension ACROSS THE BOARD
    Those who would receive gov pension get TWO STATE PENSIONS (thank you for your service)

    don’t tell me it can’t be afforded (your a cnut if you say that) MOST of the “Welfare” budget is servicing civil service pensions!!!!

    can be afforded easily.

    thank you and good day

    (oh yes, came across this earlier, no idea how old/current it is though)


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    Davy Cameron's message to the shivering says:

    Wear more jumpers and turn the heating down, you ghastly oiks,

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    Play Garist says:

    As written by C. Booker in the Telegraph.

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    OnBenefits says:

    Oh we’ve got Wonga adverts on here now. Really scraping the bottom of the barrel aren’t we?
    Are they expecting Sun readers on here?

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    Diane Abbott. We salute You. The Jamaica Observer says:

    “we salute and laud Diane Abbott for her lifetime of service to Jamaicans in Britain and in the homeland of her parents”


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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Some light reading:


    Lesson’s will be learned. Incidentally, many of the agencies etc. listed in the above have been shown to be complicit in enabling sexual violence against both children and vulnerable people.

    Doesn’t help when police are revealed as having held child protection officers at gun point in order to shut down their inquiries into matters such as Elm House…

    Still, good to see Damian Green making an effort after his Jacqu! Sm!th drubbing. (What could she have been covering up ???)

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    CJ says:

    I too have worked in many countries in asia over the last 40 years, and it is not just communist China business model that have their own interpretation of corporate normality.
    The Chinese way of business is to have three sets of books
    one for themselves
    one for any partner they have
    one for the authorities and tax

    I would also comment that sending two numpties like Osborne and the Boris clown to have negotiations with the Chinese says all about the Tory party and the world that they live in.

    Morons !!!

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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Is it one pound fish man ? Wondered when he would sneak back in.

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    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    Abbott gets paid £5K to appear on a charity quiz program. That is the kind of capitalism she so hates unless she is benefiting from it.

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    You don't hear this from Ed says:

    Labour gets a history lesson: There were more unqualified teachers when party’s education spokesman was in government


  182. 182
    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    Before you ask, no it wasn’t ‘Blackety black’.

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    Only the Best rather than all the NUTs says:

    A spokesman for the Department for Education said: “This policy will free up academies to employ professionals – like scientists, engineers, musicians, university professors, and experienced teachers and heads from overseas and the independent sector – who may be extremely well-qualified and are excellent teachers, but do not have QTS status.”


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    To continue both analogies, who from the Labour ranks has enjoyed any real and enduring growth?

    Blair: two ticks (growth in own wealth, and plenty of sucking)
    Mandelson: tick (otherwise won’t go there)
    Hodge: one tick (although a tiny, tiny one)
    Baldwin: tick (abandoned looking for the other implication)
    Seven shadow cabinet members: tick

    Even a certain DM said the first Chinese MP will be from the Labour Party.

    Ah! I think I see what you are getting at, now! It is OK for the politicians but not for the plebeian classes? Have you got your seat lined up yet?

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    The liblabcon message is clear says:

    Vote for us or the other nation wrecking globalist stooges will get in.

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    A Known Known says:

    I’d say the real Moron is the anonymous poster who thinks that Boris and Osborne are NOT aware of the potential pitfalls.

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    geordieboy says:

    Your sort of people remind me of the mouthy spectators at a football match who appear to know better than the players or managers but have never played a game in their life. You really need to get a life and read the right newspapers not lefty propaganda.

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    The National Union Of Space Monkeys And Fellow Travellers says:

    I’d like the opportunity to pocket a £5000 appearance fee just for being an infamous, leftie hypocrite, but then again those constant trips back ‘home’ to Jamaica must cost a fucking fortune Jim.

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    Clegg under threat. Browne and Laws are the new kids on the block. says:

    An interesting interview with Jeremy Brown on the Brillo show. Looks like to me anyway, at this point in time he sees a leadership position in the LibDems more probable than being a Tory MP. Very considered words though, not quite putting the knife into Clegg but making it known it is a possibility.

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    Assistant Commissioner Quick appears to have slowed down in retirement too.

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    Anonymous says:

    How boring – hardly any Tory spin to get worked up about. This really was a slow news week.

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    Was it meant? says:

    The face on the left of the Sun’s front page looks like Jerry McCann.

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    More a Hippo than a Lion says:

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    David Cameron says:

    TORY PARTY. Eat before heating or heat before eating? This Tory led government could not give a shit. Shareholders come first.

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    Anonymous says:

    “let down by the education system” please !

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    Looking down the bar of shame on the Mail page, I see a topless lady swimming with a censor’s banner strategically placed. Oh! It turns out to be Kate Moss, delightful, to be sure.

    I do not bother to click as there is nothing there I have not lovingly drooled over countless times before and probably better than what the Mail would publish. It is all indelibly printed in my mind. To go there would be in anti-climax, in a manner of speaking.

    Whilst wondering that there must be a word for that, it seems that Kate has got it just right in so many ways.

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    left wing, right wing, tis all the same bird! (a turkey) says:

    it’ll be a real “copy” and work fine for a couple of weeks…..

    and then it’ll be

    “should have paid the extra for the (insert any European contractor) to do it”

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    nellnewman says:

    jacqui smith ? covering up? there always seemed to be more of her exposed to the public view than was decent or desirable!

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    nellnewman says:

    good to see dianeabbot is operating the bliar principle ‘ always make sure you get more for yourself than for anyone else’

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    Commissioner Gordon says:

    We should be bloody well hiding muppets like Johnson, not sending them on trade missions

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    nellnewman says:

    well which numpties would you prefer osborne and boris whose economic model looks to working reasonably well or militwit and balls whose economic model crashed ignominiously in 2010?

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    Expat Geordie says:

    So how else would you describe kids who can’t read, write or add up after 12 years of “education” at the hands of so called professional teachers.

    I supposed the difference is that with Army education, if you play silly buggers in class you get shouted at and have to carry a highly polished 30lb shell with you everywhere at double time for a week, and heaven help you if you scratch it. If you play silly buggers in class at school the teachers can do bugger all, apart from a temporary “exclusion” or as the kids know it, an extra two weeks holiday.

    Now who was it that decided that removing discipline in classrooms was a good idea? Bet it had a lot to do with the so called professionals, including teachers, ru(i)ning our education system.

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    Anonymous says:

    Obviously the real financial geniuses are all on here on sunday mornings at 10 36 am ! and there was me thinking they would have something better to do.

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    Anonymous says:

    Thats because you are very stupid.

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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    She should have been a bit more careful covering up her ‘expenses’ ;)

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    See what you mean says:

    See what you mean.

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    Anonymous says:

    To avoid being needlessly wordy – I will keep this short. As well as costly parking and TV, they are suggesting that people pay extra for improved meals in the “Free at the point of use” NHS. And still they say there is no class system in ‘modern’ Britain.

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    Adam Afro says:

    How dare he call me shatto bottled? I don’t even know what it means.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    So sorry SC, I agree with you on so many things but not that. Kate Moss has small misshapen tits, tattoos, and a “weathered” face. Even when she was younger I couldn’t see the attraction. Now that she has turned into a right old munter I can’t for the life of me work out why she is still appearing in our newspapers. Oh, and she’s from Croydon.

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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    I think the confirmation that CPS / certain Police Constabularies have been complicit in covering up certain matters over an extended period is slowing them down.

    As P’lebgate is proving even the cabinet are not safe.

    The question is, will the police allow a weak one term prime-minister / coalition government to interfere in their real affairs ?

    Answer appears to be: No.

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    Anonymous says:

    Just like Ed Balls and his “flat lining”gesture at PMQ`s ! you must have seen it what a stupid fecker !

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    I d on't n eed no d octor says:

    Do they also recognise her contribution to lining her own pocket?

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    Anonymous says:

    You put in so many ********* that nobody has any ******* idea what you are ******* talking about, you ******.

  215. 215
    Anonymous says:

    No, life is too short.

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    MP sings to the animals says:

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    Working For Uncle Sam says:

    Please release our Fanny Fight.

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    Anonymous says:

    Explain in to ? can you repeat in English please, or do i have to explain that in to you ?

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    Big Ben says:

    Well you could always ask the population who do you trust the most The Sun or the BBC? Some still believe The Sun is a Liebore rag and buy it, mind you, it is the tit and bum and the footie they buy it for, not for any great political insight.

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    Anonymous says:

    I hope Justin checks the C/E s vast Portfolios of shares before he starts banging on about profits !

  221. 221
    Expat Geordie says:

    No, it’s a matter of trust. And I wouldn’t trust Clegg to run a bath, let alone a country.

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    Dave says:

    You’re a mulberry gateau, as we say in Eton and Windsor.

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    Anonymous says:

    Do give us a break and change the record.

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    nellnewman says:


    ++++Laugh++++ is the beeb leftwing and biased?

    is winter coming? did it rain today?

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    Big Ben says:

    I remember the days when it was new year’s eve the English had to suffer the Jimmy Shand Band, yawn

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    Anonymous says:

    No, thats why he keeps quoting Ralph.Which rather backfired im glad to say !

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    fernandos pants says:

    What’s wrong with being from Croydon….?

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    Anonymous says:

    Who wrote that ? Burgess or Mc Lain.

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    No probs, EG! Vive la différence! :-)

    In response to a question yesterday about whether our Gloria represented Bristols South, some wag responded, Piero used to be Bristols North, alas time takes it’s toll. I confess to having had a giggle at that one.

    What I really like is slim women who don’t wear any makeup or only that which you cannot see. I know you will understand that I see a number of females-of-the-opposite-sex emerging from the sea and some just do not need anything else to make them look really great. Call it accident of nature but I am just being honest.

    Completely agree with tattoos, which now seem almost universal, which are a complete turnoff for me too!

    Fully understand about your Croydon remark too, a massive problem but having said all that, if push came to shove, and she begged me on her hands and knees…

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    Skint pensioner says:

    Do one you ignorant git.

  231. 231
    Anonymous says:

    Evening hall. Yes the spelling polise are out and about.

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    Anonymous says:

    Nigel is very quiet, is it true he is having second thoughts ?

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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    On issue of S’nowden related matters, here is an interesting angle.

    Have politically motivated internet groups trumped the apolitical ?


    S’nowden essentially confirmed what many politicized comsec commentators have suggested for some time, that the ‘security’ mechanisms added onto the internet have been a deception offering no real security.

    Those with vested interests, who work within the field of cryptography have been very resistant to the notion, and perhaps unwittingly with security agencies have helped discredit critics using tin-foil hat rhetoric etc.

    However, what S’nowden confirmed is that other than mass surveillance, including compromise within foreign borders by NSA agencies, the whole gamut of HTTPS / SSL / PGP / Tor etc. are in fact redundant. Moreover, foreign manufactured telecommunications equipment is firmly back under the microscope, confidence in comsec flaws being clearly a factor in the demise of RIM.

    The demise of RIM was a slow motion death though, as they demonstrably compromised comsec on their platform by capitulating to the wishes of certain foreign governments some years back:


    This will have the effect of balkanizing the internet as there is now a clear security and economic incentive for governments to ‘secure’ portions of the internet which are under their control, and could force some major changes relating to international agreements on certain aspects of ITU, particularly in the area of protocol implementation and cryptography.

    Perhaps the internet now should be regarded as a fully politicized environment, and in such an environment, is it wise for government to remain fully transparent, or attempt to become a dominant force ?

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    Trash says:

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    Anonymous says:

    You do know that nobody reads posts of that length dont you ? they are usually written by Nutters.

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    altruism in industry says:

    just how many bloody Chukas are there ?

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    The Mandy Rice Davies response is brought to mind in respect of the first point.

    You appear to have it spot on regarding the second. Never thought I would live to see it.

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    camel herder says:

    It is well known that Arafat was extremely rich when he died/was bumped off. Wonder where all those shekels came from?

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    altruism in industry says:

    Oh! it is July, you are making a funny.

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    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Some people are p43dophiles get over it…

    This message Funded by PIE, Liberty and the Jimmy Sovile foundation for BBC boys.

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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Have to ask if real SC or ‘sock puppet’ were posting up the ASCII p’orn yesterday. :-)

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    Anonymous says:

    They arent free from control Kn*b.

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    Why do train drivers wear Hi Viz Jackets? says:

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    camel herder says:

    In that case you have no business being on here.

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    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Vote LibLabCon and you get the most pro-EUSSR combo namely LibLabCon.

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    Why do train dr1vers wear Hi Viz Jackets? says:

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    Jethro says:

    12 1. “Schools places shortage”: is it just possible that this is due rather, to a (‘cough’) previous Administration’s not so much allowing, as encouraging, unrestricted immigration – and squirting huge amounts of money in re-vamping existing schools and increasing pay?
    2. In what way do free schools ‘misuse’ freedoms? Freedom is freedom -which must include the freedom to fail, as well as the freedom to succeed. Parents who have not the benefit of a B.Ed., will readily be able to detect if a free school is not teaching their child/ren well/well-enough/at all. They will be able to make their complaints plain – if need be, by removing their offspring. A wise man said, ‘abusus non tollet usus.’ – which can be cumbrously translated as, ‘the fact that something can be abused, does not negate its use.’
    3. .. see 1, above: has Michael Gove been going round the Country closing Teacher Training Colleges right, left, and centre? You could argue that, a ‘Teacher training shortage’ means more applicants (therefore, ability to pick the best), and indicates a collective sigh of relief – ‘At last! We stand a chance of actually being able to Teach!’ On the other hand, your ‘shortage’ could mean a shortage of people applying to train. This might represent a welcome sign that intelligent people are no longer willing to subject themselves to two or three years of mind-numbing futility, where how you ensure that groups are formed and re-formed, where the fiction is maintained above all that children really know all, and have just to be encouraged to discover it, where the Teacher is the apparently passive facilitator/encourager, by no means an Authority-figure, are far more important than what, indeed whether anything, is taught, and, above all, learning must not be seen to be an arduous business. When I was considering Education, I asked one of my Tutors for his advice: ‘The Oxford Certificate in Education has been described as two-parts balls, one part experience': why not go straight in to the experience? Years later, I went on a ‘TTA’ course where, among the ‘presentations’ was one where key-words were written on pieces of paper, subsequently all joined into rings (words inside), the rings made into a paper-chain, hung from the ceiling, and then pulled, revealing the words… it didn’t go quite according to plan. A year or two later, I endured a few weeks at an apparently ‘prestigious’ Education Department jamboree… I think I gave up the will to continue, if not to live, when we were told to/ ‘tasked’ with buying and using Teen Magazines… When one of the ‘Tutors’ came to observe one of my lessons, his one gripe was that I had not signalled to the Class that one of them was to be asked to load and switch on the Video. The Class in question, afterwards found it hilarious that this was single complaint! Socialist they might have been, but they demanded- and got- their money ‘up-front’ from a small private school.

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    Little Bo Peep says:

    In the far east, these counterfeits are known as ‘genuine imitations’.

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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    I think you mean Gordon.

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    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    State edumakation is always going to fail.

    The state’s ust not good at those sorts of things.

    Let parents pay for their own kids education.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Can we still trust the BBC?, rather implies a situation which does not exist any more, does a Guardian reader crap in his duds?.

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    Little Bo Peep says:

    Yes, but not in black and white!

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    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    NUT is worried it will show up what a bunch of useless losers most teachers are.

    Schools should be allowed to hire and fire whoever they like. They should only have to justify it to parents.

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    Big Ben says:

    UKip take supporters from all parties who want to register their annoyance to the present government, the Libbercons, nothing else, Libbers and Conners and Labbers vote for them because they just cannot bring themselves for the other parties, the Libbers and Conners are more or less considered the same party. It is going to be a very messy and nasty election and the whole lot run the risk of totally boring the electorate. The most the electorate can do is to register to vote and then get themselves down to the polling stations. It’s time as the Yankie boys say,”It is time to kick ass”

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    Joss Taskin says:

    Can’t you spell ‘lyin’ mess’ ?

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    Anonymous says:

    If he is a village idiot, what does that make you posting childish comments on line at 1pm on a sunday ? you are obviously a massive success Ha Ha Ha Ha

  257. 257
    Chuck Imout says:

    Where is the dead man’s handle?

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    Anonymous says:

    Obviously not the ones that failed —Miss !

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    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    8.1% yield when interest rates are #=0%

    Pure rent-seeking…

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    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    1.5% rise in bills* less than inflation!

    *Does Not include rises in “green” taxes

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    It’s the cost of doing business Kanade

    There is the answer to your original question.

    Where does that lead us? Anarchy, by the looks of it. Exactly the opposite of what was originally intended.

    The Law of Unintended Consequences strikes yet again. Who would have thunk it?

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    The LibDemon party says:

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    Anonymous says:

    Well Dave is now edging ahead of Ed in the polls so he isnt going to be a one term PM is he genius ?

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    fernandos pants says:

    In his pants…

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    Big Ben says:

    Ahh that is an opening for Mitchell, how would he cope with 35 comprehensive school pupils, bringing his knowledge to the empty minds of what he calls plebs and oiks

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    Little Bo Peep says:

    Nah, some black waysist bigot has a relative that made the first team and decided to get REALLY offended on behalf of everybody in the country over a passing reference to space travel. Can he be deported back to wherever he came from?

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    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Problems caused or worsened by Labour’s edumakation policy.

    Children are told lies.
    Children are not taught to read and write.
    Children are taught oikophobic nonsense.

    I think I’ll take Gove, you can fix a school, you can’t fix a child ruined by Labour’s educational failures.

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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    And to the second point, what is the ‘objective’ of the ‘police’ ?

    There appears to be several internecine battles being played out, the ‘tin foil hat’ theories pertaining to ‘the square’ perhaps hold water but only because the structure of the force is fragmented.

    The PJ made some interesting observations in relation to the new McCann e-fit case the other day:


    (One can regard the ‘unprofessional’ criticism as being bait and switch, not serious, but the other points are somewhat perceptive)

    So regarding the UK justice system as a whole, what is its real agenda and why has its overt politicization not been dealt with. How and why did it become fractured, what / is the end game ?

    One can only assume fairly deep EU related subversion as there are no other credible rationales for incentivizing / coercing such switches in loyalty.

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    Croydon Doggy Stylist says:

    Try pull then shove, works better

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    None ,the problem is still being there!

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    Anonymous says:

    Are they his kids ?

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    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    It’s the same person pretending to have a convo.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Everybody wears hi-viz jackets these days, even politicians it seems, 648 crash helmets in the HOC too.

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    Big Ben says:

    If a military person should want to teach there is no reason why he cannot study for his teacher’s certificate in his final year, most of them would just be marking time anyway awaiting discharge.

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

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    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Digital Books are taxed with VAT.

    Yet paper (cutting down trees!) books are VAT free…

    End VAT on digital products.

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    I do have my fun side, CO4! I tried to moderate it slightly and surely the No Balls comment (unfortunately typed with three ls, as I realised the implications of having cut off the lower part of the image was just too much to bear) was an exercise in self-control, however limited.

    Two big tasks last week had precluded me from posting much so I had to let off steam when all was done. Well, it’s better than bottling it up, isn’t it? Gloria (yes, really! look it up if you don’t believe me :-)) in Piranha Brothers sketch, MPFC.

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    Lord Stansted says:

    In the Army, I rather thing its a case of being order to learn to read. There is no discipline in the schools and “qualified” teachers have none themselves.

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    metaphor, six eight, ten, twelve…

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    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    “1st edition of “The River War” by Winston Churchill for 10p.”


    “How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its
    votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in
    a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic
    apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries, improvident
    habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of
    commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the
    followers of the Prophet rule or live.

    A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and
    refinement, the next of its dignity and sanctity. The fact that
    in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his
    absolute property, either as a child, a wife, or a concubine,
    must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of
    Islam has ceased to be a great power among men.

    Individual Muslims may show splendid qualities, but the
    influence of the religion paralyses the social development of
    those who follow it.

    No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from
    being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing
    faith. It has already spread throughout Central Africa,
    raising fearless warriors at every step; and were it not that
    Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science, the
    science against which it had vainly struggled, the civilization
    of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilization of ancient

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    Little Bo Peep says:

    It would of course help if the Sec of State had the slightest idea of what buildings are all about….

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    It is what I bang on about ad nausium. There is no recourse to any normative standard.

    The police and other branches of public life all just follow “tick-box” approaches. The prime example was when the MPs claimed their expenses were “all within the rules”. The public disagreed and rightly so.

    They all think ethics is a county east of London.

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    Odd says:

    No comments about The Sun’s “funny” tweet, I see…

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    Little Bo Peep says:

    Now then now then. Her time is valuable and she gets paid by the ounce.

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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    An example of the law of unintended consequences was portrayed by the S’tuxnet worm. Or was it ?

    That virus was intended to cripple !ranian centrifuges. It did cause some to break down, but in doing so, spurred the regime to increase its efforts and develop better replacement technology. Result: The attack put them forward.

    But was that an unintended consequence or a desired outcome ?

    The internet was originally anarchic by its open nature. However, it is self organizing, allowing order to evolve. Balkanization will retrograde that evolution, and politicization would serve to introduce what statists would consider to be a real ‘order’.

    The original internet as sold in the 90s could be regarded as a libertarian construct. The S’nowden revelations (in fairness due to come out at any point) perhaps reflect a more calculated attempt to replace the libertarian construction with something more authoritarian.

    So is this a planned development rather than unintended ?

    One thing is clear which is that the apparent credible confirmation will have a retrograde effect on non-US allies as they will be forced to replace their comsec hardware, and software, in order to maintain security.

    On the other hand, why after the successful Ch!nese compromise of E’ADS / B’AE and other Western corporate entities was this not addressed.

    Similar to !ran / S’tuxnet it must have been to allow them to accelerate their development at our apparent expense, that expense being to maintain a stationary position. (See virtual zero economic growth over past 6 years US / EU)

    Closing down the open structure after the horse has bolted so to speak, particularly when there was no apparent reflexive gain, is odd.

    Doing it at your own expense (we were wrong so you will close) avoids conflict, but when there is much to gain by surveillance moving forward why apparently close it down now ? :-)

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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    No criticism just odd. Cannot look at the :-) without certain associations being brought to mind now. lol

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    P l e b says:

    If this is success, then bring on failure, I say.

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    Little Bo Peep says:

    NAUSEAM – dimbo

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    Little Bo Peep says:

    Well, she is bigger than most of us.

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    Little Bo Peep says:

    the more pertinent question is did we ever trust the BBC?

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    David Cameron says:

    Wage Growth is just 0.7% which is much lower than inflation, just rejoice at that news ………………..votetory

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    Nigel says:

    EU fiscal factbook :How the EU spends your money? pic.twitter.com/rHt5Iwec3s

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    Mental imagery! It’s wonderful, isn’t it?

    ( :-D ) ( :-D )

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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    I agree with you and it is a major source of irritation.

    The lack of recourse to what we would consider a ‘normative standard’ can only be explained by a half baked attempt to adjust to a harmonized EU standard. That is another aspect of what is mentioned in the PJ retort over the new e-fit procedure.

    (Incidentally, the corruption in P’ortugeuse system can be seen in the cover-up which Goncalo’s team were rail-roaded into. Not all involved there were playing straight which is the likely reason it was closed down. See Casa Pia)

    My suspicion is that much of the UK Justice system has already been integrated and what is happening now is the top layer which has so far remained undisturbed is being reshaped.

    But then things like Op NewGreen do not help make the case for the status quo:


    Similar issues led to Hunt having to extend the scope of NHS hospitals affected by S’avile. The implication being that staff, management and possibly investigators conspired to cover up details in reports that his department had ordered.

    Which takes us back fully to your point.

    On a tangent though, could what we are seeing just be business as usual, ie. is normative, however with information being available in greater quantity and without temporal delay, our perception is changed so we can see through it ?

    There are some who argue that the net is the antidote to traditional state propaganda, and represents politically the next step forward for society as the printing press did a few hundred years back. History rhyming ? :-)

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    Yeah! Spotted that but still forgot to correct. Doh!

    I will go and write it out 100 times as penance.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    The pejorative answer has to be… No!

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    Podiceps says:

    A decade ago, hi-vis jackets were worn only by people who really needed to be noticed, like road workers. And you did notice them, and took care not to run them over. Now hi-vis jackets are so common that you don’t notice them at all, so their purpose is defeated and they are no more vis than anything else.

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    imho says:

    The only qualification that Clegg has is a PhD in lying and being a koont.

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    That should be read in every classroom in the land and every news bulletin too. says:

    And Now you have mongs like Cameron, Obama and Miliband wish them every sodding Mohammedanism festival under the sun.

    Thanks for that quote. My respect for Winston has increased tenfold.

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    Jimmy says:

    Yes, obviously of the two the one who needs lessons is Gordon. You people should probably read more. Or read.

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    altruism in industry says:

    just why would a chicken want to cross a road ?

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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    This becomes relevant when it is realized that Guangdong Nuclear Corporation and H!tachi are currently involved in construction of new UK nuclear power stations, with no UK involvement.

    Perhaps SSE and Centrica bowed out as they realized that they would be liable for any ‘accidents’ that may occur as a result of future compromise of those facilities. Most of the technology (such as that controlling the cooling systems) would have be sourced from As!a, not the UK, so would be vulnerable.

    By allowing foreign nuclear firms to build own and operate perhaps this actually buys the UK security. Ed Miliband’s criticism of these firms perhaps reflects his and Labour’s desire to weaken UK security.

    NB: Gordon Brown and Yvette Co0per have significant familial interests in UK nuclear. The UK was one country which contributed reports erroneously indicating no link between nuclear power plants and childhood cancer rates.

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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Bad pussy. :-)

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    Diane Abbot's Conscience says:

    Dis is so unfair. I need that £5k. Under the wicked coalition the price of pieces has gone up so much and now they hiked de power de heat em too. And hab u seen de price o jerk chicken in Fortnums these days?

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    I can see some road kill coming up despite the chicken precautions (portions), the car licence plate number is E665 YUM.

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    bergen says:

    Greg Dyke in the Sunday Telegraph is quoted as saying that a number of black people were asked to join but they were all too busy/ unable/ unwilling to spare the time.

    And so the poor sod announces his commission and finds that he has been found guilty of the greatest crime now known to mankind.

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    Since when have Labour given a toss about what happens to the money squandered by the EU ?

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    Charles Darwin-Palin says:

    and what would it want to cross a road with ?

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    Every car had a man with a red flag...the ministry of silly rules never died says:

    Once all cars have daylight running lights it will be the same. Just like car alarms and burglar alarms, no one takes any notice of them and would probably give a thief a fiver to shut the bloody things up.

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    No to the EU , yes to the UK says:

    Actually Big Ben! Jimmy Shand was very popular in England in fact he sold more records than the Beatles in 1966. Thankfully not all your countrymen are as bigoted and thick as many on here.

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    Mr Nobody says:

    Ukip cannot possibly win a single seat under our electoral system.

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    My Siemens kettle blew up on 24-06-2012 and I put that down to the Department of Homeland Security. :-)

    Do not use cloud computing and remain strictly CAPEX-stanced, I don’t care if the alternative is cheaper, there will be a pay-off somewhere and the likelihood is you won’t know until it’s too late.

    But I am not running a defence agency, well not right now…

    If someone is hacking into me, they will find Terabytes of Grateful Dead soundboards and the like. Yay! :-D

    I cannot answer your question but my experience is that cock-up wins over conspiracy in the order of about 9:1.

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    Ena B Cougar says:

    Osborne is a neo-liberal in the most primitive sense of the word. He actually believes that the free flowing of cash, will solve this country’s problems. Either he’s not very bright or he’s a superficial calculated evil git. Many of his actions, like Thatcher’s, will lead to incremental improvements in GDP. Nothing he has done has any substantive long term positive effect on the economy. Soon enough the country will look good on paper but… we will have sold off all our assets, lost our property, have no manufacturing capability, and the gap between the rich and the poor will be larger. The invisible hand is a thief, and Osborne is the assistant

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    R. Youshore says:

    Thank you, Ed Balls.

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    Jimmy says:

    The Lemon Party take from the tories and beeyenpee. Why wouldn’t they?

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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    I do not think cock up completely.

    Look at UK for example, and compare what is now happening in US.

    UK provided easy state benefits, demotivates people from advancing. Leads to high unemployment, little economic growth / industrial development.

    Now, take poverty as violence as a model.

    Cut benefits, ie. attack people economically by forcing them into real not perceived poverty, that violence will stimulate them to go back into work. Eventually you will get growth and industrial development again.

    Attacking definitely does help stimulate your enemy, but the broader strategy appears to have been to deliberately allow As!a to catch up.

    What is not clear are the benefits of such a move from the European perspective.

    From US this does make much sense as they can now keep Europe as a backwater, whilst working against and with more credible competition with As!a.

    Some of the failed merger and integration deals which the EU has failed to deliver on, particularly in the defense sector, perhaps have sealed Europe’s fate for now.

    From this point of view the case for the UK staying within the EU is exceptionally weak at present.

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    You will know that some of us have a tendency to fact-based knowledge and others to image-based. I fall pretty heavily into the second camp but I have learned some tricks to make up for my shortcomings in the first.

    Early imagery is very good for this and I have numerous memories which go back to when I was 18 months old and before.

    I can tell this for sure because we moved house at that time and never went back. I described my memories to my parents at different times and got confirmation that it accorded with theirs. Descriptions of our flat, the views, the furniture, the walk into town whilst I was wheeled in my pushchair (still much bomb damage and corrugated iron put up to keep people out of damaged property.)

    Of course, there is the issue of whether you remember the original image or just your memory of it. We can leave that to one side for now.

    It fed through into my education as maths and physics were taken in at one telling, it was so obvious. History, geography and chemistry was much more difficult, all being heavily fact based.

    The I made myself study philosophy which was all written. Even here, images can play a dramatic part; Plato’s cave for example, but you can only get so far when dealing in concepts.

    Imagery in writing is a wonderful thing and I love it when someone can paint a surreal image with words, as one feels part of the creation. It can also instigate new thought. One imagines something utterly fantastic, then you realise it may just be possible. With luck you actually end up doing something you knew for sure was impossible.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    It’s already been done with Tarmac and a Zebra.

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    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    na na na na na na David David Cameron,David Cameron,David David Cameron.

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    Nutter watch says:

    The use of CAPITAL LETTERS is also a sign of a nutter.

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    Nearly missed your post which must have popped up after I admitted my spelling mistake.

    My feeling is that the net still is the antidote. We are going to see some twists and turns but it is a problem of genies and bottles IMO.

    However it would be an unwise person who relies on that proving true and one should keep safely that which is valuable to you. It requires alternative investment strategies so you do not get caught up in the reporting loop. This leads onto many other problems, all soluble, but requiring thinking, that very thing that so many people are frightened of!

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    In that case, it will bankrupt even the mighty BBC.

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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

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    In that case, it will bаnkrupt even the mighty BBC.

    (Sorry, I said bаnkrupt!)

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    Nigel says:

    Told you before, timing is everything. Just let them carry on playing with each other.

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    A very good case you present and it holds together well for the most part. I see the same thing going on in Europe without quite the amount of feather-bedding that happens in the UK so your puzzlement on the EU perspective can only deepen unless the USA are effectively bribing the puppets there in some way that has remained hidden from us. (It will not be through Swiss bank accounts, though. Not any more. Delaware?)

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    Chi Chi says:

    I’m outta here.


    Oops ! Too late …..

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    How to reduce energy bills says:

    Cameron needs to table legislation to remove the “green levy” and “green taxes” on energy bills as a “temporary measure” for next 20 months leading up to the election with promise to permanently remove them if he wins a majority. He can then tell the LibDems(Clegg) and Labour(Miliband)that in view of their concerns over consumers paying high energy bills he will expect them to vote in favour of the legislation and that if they oppose it he will allow the electorate to draw their own conclusion. The pressure then moves on to Labour especially to either vote down the legislation(with LibDem support)or support Cameron and vote down any attempts by LibDems to stop Cameron doing this.

    If Clegg can mouth off about Tory education policy then Cameron ought to go for the jugular and do away with the LibDem “Scared Cow” of Green taxes.

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    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


  332. 332
    Gor Dong Bruan says:

    cut the duties on air travel, on car use, on industry…

    Green taxes = scam to fund bloated welfarism.

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    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Do you hear the howls of protest echoing through the land when David Miliband taught at his old school?


    Was the Hunt forced to undergo his CRB checks, or take a PGCE?

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    Anders Britvik a hero to all righties says:

    Hi righties. Is George Zimmerman your hero?

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    ETrailer for sale or Rent says:

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    Jimmy the Dhimmi says:

    Patronising ?? Moi ??

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    Anders Britvik a hero to all righties says:

    Hi righties. Why was Sir Peter Morrison, a known predatory nonce, PPS to Maggie? And why was she personal friends with Lord Boothby, who attended house parties organised by the Krays, where boys would shit on glass tables while he lay underneath? And why did she attempt to get Jimmy Savile knighted on four occasions, each time being strongly warned against it by her advisers who told her of his reputation, only t succeed on the fifth attempt in 1990? And why did she have William Hague meet Leon Brittan on a Brighton beach very early in the morning to tell him he had to leave cabinet and go to Europe?

    Answers on a postcard please to:
    George Zimmerman
    Whites Only Street

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    Mystic Ed says:

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    Anders Britvik a hero to all righties says:

    Hi righties. Before you say it, I agree: why did Tony Blair protect the Labour 25 by putting a 100 year secrecy order on Operation Ore. And why hasn’t Cameron had than order lifted or at least investigated? Why is the heir to Blair protecting Blair and Blair’s former cabinet members? Why hasn’t Cameron openly questioned Tom Watson on his inaction and silence over Operation Ore? Could it be because Tories and Labour are two cheeks of the same arse and politicians look out for each other?

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    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

    Can I get free postcards on the State ?

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    David Cameron says:

    British Gas

    Duplicate comment detected; it looks as though you’ve already said that!

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    Joseph Stalin a hero to all lefties says:

    So many questions. So little time.

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    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    British Gas

    Duplicate comment detected; it looks as though you’ve already said that!

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    Michael Gove says:

    British Gas

    Duplicate comment detected; it looks as though you’ve already said that!

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    Left Foot and Mouth says:

    Don’t know who you are addressing – we are all lefties here.

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    Left Foot and Mouth says:

    C-c-c-combo breaker!

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    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Swiss Bank’s are not flavor of the month in the US anymore:


    UK is preferred :-)

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    David Cameron says:

    British Gas

    For the third time today.

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    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    British Gas

    For the third time today

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    Sounds Odd. Perhaps they were looking for the government chief whip says:

    Last week Rowe had her home raided by police weeks before the release of the new book.

    Up to 12 drugs squad officers searched Natalie Rowe’s flat for two hours but found nothing.

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    Ed "Jumper" Davey says:

    I bought a McDonalds apple pie which heated the whole house for 3 days.
    We’ve even opened a few windows it’s so hot

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    Gloria De Piero says:

    Leave George alone, he was young and knew not what he was doing.

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    Skull's Head....Charming.. says:

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    David Cameron says:

    Rail Fares are up 27% since 2010, just rejoice at that news

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    Oiled Pair Goer says:

    I posed for topless photos when I might have been under 16 but I don’t want any of you to go looking for them, OK?

    Is that all right? Will it get the front pages?

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    broderick crawford says:

    Mike Ashley Fitness DVD Is A Commercial Disaster

    Planet sized owner Mike Ashley has revealed his shock at the failure of his fitness DVD.

    The fitness market, which is dominated by drug addled fuck nuts like Kerry Katona, is more volatile and unpredictable than the weight of the star jumping morons who peddle it.

    But the Newcastle owner says he has not given up his dream of becoming an obese fitness guru.

    He said: “Last year, I climbed my first set of stairs. I celebrated by eating the entire contents of my office, including the molded plastic chair I use as a buffet cart.

    Asked what he thought of the fan lead protest group which want him to sell the club, Ashley responded: “What do you think is more important to your average Newcastle fan right now?
    “I think most of them enjoy the circus I’ve created. What other club boasts a director of football who has never learned to use a telephone.

    “The other day me, and Joe took a shower together in front of the first team squad. It was our way of bonding and raising morale And, do you know what, it worked. Because every single one of them ran the fuck out of there, onto the training ground.

    “Name another work place, other than the catholic church or children homes, where the boss gets to do that?”

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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Operation Ore had problems.

    After the CPS started chewing through the first few thousand supposed nonces they started hitting problems.

    Problems such as: Could they prove the accused credit card had been used

    Operation Ore was a good idea for a honey trap, and gathered lots of information, but it also made apparent (quite embarrassingly) the level of credit card fraud which actually happens.

    As a result the information collected had to be shelved as there was no way for sure of ensuring that the names of the list were not false positives.

    The government at the time could not admit that being the reason for failure for two reasons: i) Credit cards totally insecure at that time on the internet, ii) That advanced cybercr!me strategies like this are useless.

    Mind you, anyone who was on the list genuinely may have got a stay of execution, but perhaps became prime candidates for recruitment to investigate the real operations which exist out there.

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    Jimmy says:

    I can’t make out the small text but did Guido and Neo make the cover this week? Congrats if so.

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    Ena B Cougar says:

    It’s because of the price of gas.

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    Bye bye Cameron says:

    David Cameron in the line of fire over pay rise for MPs

    Tory heavyweights call on PM to risk public anger and agree 11% salary hike for members

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    But get back to Delaware for a moment. Here the USA does everything for foreigners that they forbid their own from doing abroad. How about that for double standards?

    It stinks!

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    Diane Fatbott says:

    Three Compasses plus one Lardarse.

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    Is it just me says:

    I want to know exactly what George Osborne was doing at a Sex Party.

    I know it is fashionable to counter this type of argument by saying everyone is entitled to a private life under the Treaty of Rome but this man has over the last few years taken over £90,000 off me in various taxes and I have not been happy with what I have got back in return so I think I am entitled to an explanation.

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    bit.ly says:

    Because she was insane.

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    Christine Knedeler says:

    There is no place in British Politics for people who attend sex parties.

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    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    Wait for my next speech. The hot air produced can heat the O2 for a month but the smell of bvllshit requires one to wear a strong nose peg.

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    Edit your own Wiki page if you are a narcissistic twat says:

    Shouldn’t that have been “Chuka in caravan with (Brixton) trash!”

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    Titty fuck says:

    Oiled Pair Goer
    Giled Pair Ooer
    Giloed air Poer
    Giloeia dr Pero
    Giloria de Pero
    Gloria de Piero

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    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Why is a Shadow Cabinet Minister being photographed in the back of a van with a white woman?

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    Louise says:

    Once the book is published Osborne will be finished.

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    David Wisteria says:

    For the avoidance of any doubt and to be perfectly clear about this I knew nothing of George Osborne attending any sex party with anyone let alone a black woman even though George and I were great mates at the time.

    I have never ever to my knowledge attended a sex party in my life. In fact I have no idea what such a party entails.

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    Johnny Edgecombe says:

    What? This one:



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    Del Boy says:

    That might be true but what about the ninety grand?

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    Liquid Len says:

    Bashing and financially screwing the poorest in society to reward themselves along with the healthy tax break they gave to he richest in society in the budget before last.

    We are all in this together is just insulting peoples intelligence

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    Vote UKIP says:

    Vote ukip. Better still come to our meetings. Whinging geriatric nutters are good value.

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    Jovanka Broz, partisan, dies aged 88.

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    Anon says:

    Influential Tories say Cameron should perform a U-turn and resolve the
    pay issue rather than bow again to fears of a public backlash…. I bet they
    do. Naked unashamed greed, and these people bayed and cheered when savage cuts to National Assistance, (No apologies for calling it that) were
    announced. Disgusting

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    Anonymous says:

    Just seen that bitch abbot getting more for her appearance than the charity she represented. I thought they did this for free. This woman is just one hypocritical big mouthed socialist weasel.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Typical tory capitalist behaviour, ,oversee the reduction in real terms of workers wages, and then award yourselves a massive bonus as a reward.
    Trebles all round and then noses back into the trough eh boys?
    You filthy lying cheating odious scum.

    When oh when will the public catch on and stop this.

    Years ago, when you were forced to believe in religion on the pain of death, it was known as the “dark ages’, the period over the last 40 years and the forseable future will probably become known as “the age of the con trick”

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    altruism in industry says:

    I don’t think gpg is compromised

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    Jimmy says:

    Well at the Treasury he’s fucked the entire country so at the Sex Party maybe he drafted a budget? He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer after all.

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    Anonymous says:

    Chukka stands in Brighton photographed to a few small boxes of uncollected waste
    Perhaps so one should remind this odious jumped up twat that this is what it looked like in Leicester square during a labour government,


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    What is it with Whips and the government and the MET? says:

    Chief Whip, Rowe says: ‘They started tussling with each other. As I leapt out of the way the sofa tipped over and they rolled out on to the floor, still fighting.

    ‘It was the hugging-and-rolling kind of fight, rather than punching-and-kicking. I thought it was hilarious. I told them, “Come on, stop it, this is ridiculous!” By the time they’d calmed down and made up, nobody had thrown a punch.’

    She says the fight happened at an all-night party at her flat in the early 1990s where guests took cocaine and ecstasy and paid for sex with prostitutes, although


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    Fatbot and chukka tweets says:

    Dire shame this great

    Leftie politician
    Radio celeb
    *delete as appropriate

    Has died he / she will be missed

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    Rio Ferdinand says:

    Great news about my unexpected appointment to the FA England team commission, a day after a widely-publicised complaint about the commission’s lack of diversity. It really pays to be blick (or half-blick, like me) the way things work these days.

  390. 390
    The Leftists self imposed gag says:

    And the Lefties will have to remain silent, given their faux outrage over Ed’s Dad and Gloria’s knockers. Won’t they?

  391. 391
    Anonymous says:

    Suppose she went first class with the earnings from her charity appearance on the game show. Meanwhile the sick and the needy have little to eat and are burning furniture as a result of the wicked Tory cuts

  392. 392
    Diane Abbott says:

    Isn’t no one speaking to you, petal?

  393. 393
    Anonymous says:

    He made sure they would by announcing a freeze
    Cruel and calculating from someone who just wants power no matter how many dead pensioners thar results in

  394. 394
    Lard Pressclott of Beams, Bellies, Banjos, Bulimia, two bog seats, two Jags & Shags. says:

    Quite right.

  395. 395
    Anonymous says:

    You know jimmy you are saying that just to cover labours tracks. Labour left the country in such a dire situation is probably irrecoverable. Until Cnuts like you admit you and the party you support fucked it all up then you will remain in opposition for ever.

  396. 396
    Not the colour of their skin, but by the content of their character says:

    You’re the right man for the job Rio any other decision would be racist.

  397. 397
    Anonymous says:

    Whoever keeps putting up the tweets from chukka give it a rest. The guys a prat and we don’t want to see it

  398. 398
    Anonymous says:

    And during labours time in office

    74% plus a reduction in services

  399. 399
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Well said.

  400. 400
    Barbie Tits © Mattel Inc says:


  401. 401
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Witches of Eastwick?

  402. 402
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    So is that where he’s hiding all his stolen millions?

  403. 403
    Gordo McMong says:

    It all started in America.

  404. 404
    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:

    Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me !!! Are you a waaacist, trash or a C-list wannabe ??

  405. 405
    Ed Davey, Armchair Climate Warrior says:

    Top Tip
    When you fart I do it through a sieve to filter out the methane so you don’t contribute to global warming.

  406. 406
    The British media are cunts says:

    She’s typical of all socialists.

  407. 407
  408. 408
    More Skullduggery from Abbott says:

  409. 409
    UKIP - The Common Sense Party says:

    To all the Paid Assassins of UKIP who post here:

    The Comedian/Scientist Dara Ó Briain once said: “The Internet has only one rule: ‘Don’t be a Dick’. It’s too precious a resource to waste on numbskulls.”

    Applies to you, in spades…

  410. 410
    UKIP - The Common Sense Party says:

    Even if clarification were needed, ‘Paid Assassins of UKIP’ are those who would assassinate UKIP, not ‘employees of UKIP’…

  411. 411
    The Leftist Hypocrit who said leave Glorias' Tits alone. She done it when she was young. says:

  412. 412
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Ready, aim, fire.

  413. 413

    Tammany – a political organization within the Democratic Party in New York City (late 1800’s and early 1900’s) seeking political control by corruption and bossism.

    Does that sound ever so slightly familiar?

  414. 414
    The Hornsey Popular Front says:

    The very middle class, pretending to be working class. Especially the one in the beret.

  415. 415
    Alistair Barbour Anti bigotry and prejudice. (forgets his Twitter Bio) says:


  416. 416
    EUSSR dictat 6+5+95: all EUSSR citizans must learn and obey says:

    From this day on it is illegal to form a panel of all white men.

  417. 417
    Freikörperkultur says:

    Wife of Josep Tito.

    Survived him by 43 years.

    Tito arguably did more, than any other person, to undermine the Soviets by the creation of the Non-Aligned Movement which refused to fall under the influence of Stalin despite Tito previously having been a supporter of Stalin. This happened early on and indicated that the Soviets were not invincible.

  418. 418
    Woof Woof xxxxxxxxxMP says:

    Tory politician paid to be sex slave – on lead while barking like a dog


  419. 419
    roma n holiday says:

    Soon lovelier engleesh bennies for us poor peeple, we get teeth fixed and u pay, nhs free for roma, silllie engeesh paying charges not four us. london coming and all uk. we love free monee.

  420. 420
    Opposing, yet strangely complementary says:

    Winston and Haw-Haw both wrote great books:

    Also available VAT-free from

    Or, you can buy it from Amazon, and pay VAT.

  421. 421
    ambiguity says:

    SKY article–“The confirmation follows criticism of the FA appointing the first eight members of the commission without any representative from an ethnic minority.”

    Rio and Roy Hodgson both appointed!
    Rio for his footballing skills?
    And for political correctness- Roy as a member of an ethnic minority???????

    You have to laugh.

    Says it all really about the UK

  422. 422
    UKIP or bust says:

    What do you mean, they are clearly freedom fighters in the great tradition of the Levellers and Chartists, who sacrifice everything for the freedom of their less fortunate fellows living in those rent barrack thingies that uncle Josh designed.

  423. 423
    fattabottomus says:

    so I`m 60 now and shelf life gone, ffs, of course I`ll take free money, its not xps ffs.

  424. 424
    very confused punter says:

    Kate Moss can spunk all over my face as far as I’m concerned

  425. 425
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Concede that Delaware is a fly in the ‘tax crusade’ ointment.

    But then when that blows back will not upset me :-)

  426. 426
    Knob says:

    Er………………. yes, they are!

  427. 427
    Labour's Liam Byrne in 2010 says:

    There’s no money left.

  428. 428
    how about says:

    No benefits for anyone not born in the UK.
    And even then, they’re severely limited.

  429. 429
    Arrivederci Roma says:

    We look after your children for free!

  430. 430
    Knob Ed says:

    Benefits for votes! Even more benefits for postal votes!

  431. 431
    Nemesis says:

    The obese twat is paid £5,000 just for appearing as herself on TV? FFS! That’s much better than working – but then that’s typical of all so-called socialists, especially those of extreme hypocrisy like Abbot who wears her ethnic origins which such patronising aplomb.

  432. 432
    Gordon Brown MP, Cyclops, Visionary, Wooden Equestrian, Strategist, World Cup Scorer 1966 says:

    I like spaghetti hoops up my nostrils.

  433. 433
    Gordon Brown MP, Cyclops, Visionary, Wooden Equestrian, Strategist, World Cup Scorer 1966 says:

    We must help them.

  434. 434
    Gordon Brown MP, Cyclops, Visionary, Wooden Equestrian, Strategist, World Cup Scorer 1966 says:

    Ah! Yes.

  435. 435
    Gordon Brown MP, Cyclops, Visionary, Wooden Equestrian, Strategist, World Cup Scorer 1966 says:

    You are beginning to grow on me.

  436. 436
    Gordon Brown MP, Cyclops, Visionary, Wooden Equestrian, Strategist, World Cup Scorer 1966 says:

    So does my bottom.


  437. 437
    Anonymous says:

    Hmmm, not sure about that! I reckon they can land a few in Kent for a start.

  438. 438
    Gordon Brown MP, Cyclops, Visionary, Wooden Equestrian, Strategist, World Cup Scorer 1966 says:

    I could not put it in better words myself, except I already have.

  439. 439
    Gordon Brown MP, Cyclops, Visionary, Wooden Equestrian, Strategist, World Cup Scorer 1966 says:

    I’ll read that when I get home but I like the bit about Scottish trades unions.

  440. 440
    Gordon Brown MP, Cyclops, Visionary, Wooden Equestrian, Strategist, World Cup Scorer 1966 says:


  441. 441
    Gonk says:

    No, a long list

  442. 442
    Gordon Brown MP, Cyclops, Visionary, Wooden Equestrian, Strategist, World Cup Scorer 1966 says:

    Slovenly? That is in eastern Europe and I have visited it and addressed the armchair there.

  443. 443
    Gordon Brown MP, Cyclops, Visionary, Wooden Equestrian, Strategist, World Cup Scorer 1966 says:

    I’ll make sure they have the money.

  444. 444
    Gordon Brown MP, Cyclops, Visionary, Wooden Equestrian, Strategist, World Cup Scorer 1966 says:

    Jimmy is the best waiter I have ever had.

  445. 445
    Teddy Headbutt says:

    Ed Davey is lush, he smells of straw

  446. 446
    Gordon Brown MP, Cyclops, Visionary, Wooden Equestrian, Strategist, World Cup Scorer 1966 says:

    It is not as simple as you think, running a bath.

  447. 447
    Gordon Brown MP, Cyclops, Visionary, Wooden Equestrian, Strategist, World Cup Scorer 1966 says:


  448. 448
    Gordon Brown MP, Cyclops, Visionary, Wooden Equestrian, Strategist, World Cup Scorer 1966 says:

    I like my clown suit.

  449. 449
    Gordon Brown MP, Cyclops, Visionary, Wooden Equestrian, Strategist, World Cup Scorer 1966 says:


  450. 450
    Toby Knackersack says:

    Ed Davey will thump your gullet into the next episode of Downton Abbey

  451. 451
    Gordon Brown MP, Cyclops, Visionary, Wooden Equestrian, Strategist, World Cup Scorer 1966 says:

    I don’t know her but I do have a Sue.

  452. 452
    One Term Dave says:

    Yes, I know the BBC pisses money against the wall and disseminates left-wing propaganda. What’s wrong with that?

  453. 453
    Gordon Brown MP, Cyclops, Visionary, Wooden Equestrian, Strategist, World Cup Scorer 1966 says:

    We could have been great together.

  454. 454
    Ed Davey says:

    I will lace you like a boot

  455. 455
    Gordon Brown says:

    Ed Davey pickles my onions

  456. 456
    Nicholarse Clegg says:

    So long as the Left-wing propaganda is heavily biased towards the wonderful EU, nothing at all.

    Vote LibDem for higher energy bills and more immigration. Both of which are great.

  457. 457
    UKIP or bust says:

    Anyway at least state schools are good enough for her children or not.

  458. 458
    Gordon Brown MP, Cyclops, Visionary, Wooden Equestrian, Strategist, World Cup Scorer 1966 says:

    I winked at Gordon Banks the other day.

  459. 459
    Gordon Brown MP, Cyclops, Visionary, Wooden Equestrian, Strategist, World Cup Scorer 1966 says:

    I admire you.

  460. 460
    Herman van Rompuy (unelected President of Britain) says:

    Overruled. Illegal. The UK is hereby fined £100 million for discrimination.

    My little pathetic slave Dave Camoron has already coughed-up the money and apologised profusely. He has vowed not to err against the eternal Glorious EU again.

    You are hereby ordered to make way for the influx of glorious Romanian immigrants.

    Resistance is futile. What’ya gonna do? Vote UKIP? Mwa ha ha ha ha!

  461. 461
    Gordon Brown MP, Cyclops, Visionary, Wooden Equestrian, Strategist, World Cup Scorer 1966 says:

    I owe him an ice cream.

  462. 462
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    The assumption has to be that it is.

    In the US (and else where) you can be legally obliged to divulge private encryption keys, which will compromise.

    That is where the apolitical is certainly trumped by the political.

    In any case, content is not as important and source / target from an intelligence perspective, which is another aspect that the fixation on content security tends to obscure.

    That information is available at protocol level which is where the real balkanization aspect I refer above, including protocol standards comes becomes significant.

  463. 463
    Gordon Brown MP, Cyclops, Visionary, Wooden Equestrian, Strategist, World Cup Scorer 1966 says:

    You are disgusting! You will be telling us that gypsies steal children next.

  464. 464
    Gordon Brown MP, Cyclops, Visionary, Wooden Equestrian, Strategist, World Cup Scorer 1966 says:

    Just place me in charge and remove the others. I know what to do.

  465. 465
    Grow a pair and vote UKIP says:

    Utter rubbish, it merely depends on people voting for them.
    UKIP could win every seat.
    Not saying they will though.

  466. 466
    Gordon Brown MP, Cyclops, Visionary, Wooden Equestrian, Strategist, World Cup Scorer 1966 says:

    You are very intelligent but you have one big problem. You say everything the wrong way around.

  467. 467
    Jackaline Dromey says:

    Hattie says that if I do a good job with the washing up, I can wear trousers for half an hour.

  468. 468
    Gordon Brown MP, Cyclops, Visionary, Wooden Equestrian, Strategist, World Cup Scorer 1966 says:

    It makes me sleepy.

  469. 469
    Anonymous says:

    ukip supporters dont have a clue, they have no MPs and dont have the calibre of candidates to do much at the GE, i even think Nigel is losing the will at the moment.

  470. 470
    Anonymous says:

    Idiots “registering their annoyance” last time, is the reason we have a co alition.Go right ahead and waste your vote on no hopers again, but dont start whinging when we have another co alition in 2015.

  471. 471
    Saffron says:

    1) Out of the EUSSR now,this bunch of evil commisars are bent.
    2) Ditch this insane green energy money making scam which is costing us plenty.
    3) Cleggover and his free schools hypocrisy shows what the man is like.

  472. 472
  473. 473
    Gordon Brown MP, Cyclops, Visionary, Wooden Equestrian, Strategist, World Cup Scorer 1966 says:

    Today I will sign up Emily Ratajkowski to play inside left for Raith Rovers.

  474. 474
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  475. 475
    Grow a pair and vote UKIP says:

    Better value than tory arse bandits or socialist bed-wetters

  476. 476
    You Can't catch me Modcop says:



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  477. 477
    Grow a pair and vote UKIP says:

    “Misusing freedoms”

    Sounds like something the EUSSR would say about Britain.

  478. 478

    Come on Blowing Whistles. Let’s be having you!

  479. 479
    Pele says:


    Oh? You bastard !!

  480. 480
    Gordon Brown MP, Cyclops, Visionary, Wooden Equestrian, Strategist, World Cup Scorer 1966 says:

    I wish Kevin Keegan all the best with his book.

  481. 481
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am applying to be moved to a women’s prison

  482. 482
    Arkan says:

    33 years.

  483. 483
    no more boom just bust says:

    A puff piece of a few chapters written by Chris Mullin for The Observer in February. Yeah right, Jimbo. Tax and spend is the only economic strategy Labour know, except this time round they hid it for years under a pile of Brownian mumbo jumbo bollocks.

  484. 484
    Hazel Blairs MP says:

    I am available for topless photography but it must be tasteful in a Manchunian sense.

  485. 485
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am lighting the Hospital bonfire using the Chinese Burn technique

  486. 486
    don't denigate those cuddly gypos, they've got our best interests in mind says:

  487. 487
    Denis Healy MP says:

    You are out of your tiny Chinese mind. Jimmy Shand recorded more tracks than the Beatles and Elvis combined but sold more records? Most definitely not. Nothing near. Not even half of either.

    You are a silly billy!

  488. 488
    I d on't n eed no d octor says:

    Is that 60 stone?

  489. 489
    Dеnis Hеaly MP says:

    Yоu аrе оut оf yоur tіny Chіnеsе mіnd. Jіmmy Shаnd rеcоrdеd mоrе trаcks thаn thе Bеаtlеs аnd Еlvіs cоmbіnеd but sоld mоrе rеcоrds? Mоst dеfіnіtеly nоt. Nоthіng nеаr. Nоt еvеn hаlf оf еіthеr.

    Yоu аrе а sіlly bіlly!

  490. 490
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    The solution to all energy problems, about 6 years late…

    Well done Dave. ** slow clap **

  491. 491
    benny says:

    hooeva came up with tha idea is broddy iriot!

  492. 492
    Gordon Brown MP, Cyclops, Visionary, Wooden Equestrian, Strategist, World Cup Scorer 1966 says:

    I am a woman’s prison.

  493. 493

    Vote LePen, get Holland. Vote ukip, get Egged Miliband.

  494. 494
    Gordon Brown MP, Cyclops, Visionary, Wooden Equestrian, Strategist, World Cup Scorer 1966 says:

    That’s one in the eye for you.

  495. 495
    Why why why go for expensive solutions? says:

    It could all be solved in months at very little cost by building a few oil and gas stations around the country. It’s a dead easy cheap simple solution but they won’t do it because they are wedded to this expensive low Carbon religion.

    What sort of reactor is it? I bet it’s not a PWR that can cope with varying loads.

  496. 496
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Another option is to mount Osborne on a hooker with a dynamo up his arse.

    I think that is the principle behind the wanker engine ?

  497. 497
    and whilst I Gordon am writing says:

    i saved the world

  498. 498
    Minstrel says:

    Was he stoking the furnace ?

  499. 499
    armchair in slovenly says:

    the most boring three hours I ever had – more wind came out downwards into my upholstery than out to the assembled mass of two sheep and a goat

  500. 500
    Harriet Fucking Harperson says:

    Are you fucking serious?

    A football team comprised entirely of blokes?

    In 2021 FFS?

  501. 501
    Freikörperkultur says:

    We were always taught to add 10 to our production figures.

  502. 502
    Mrs Slocombe says:

    My pussy never rioted

  503. 503
    M.L.E. says:

    we must sign up this women M(s) Abbott

  504. 504
    Mrs Slocombe says:

    99% of everyone everywhere doesn’t like you, Eton fag

  505. 505
    Freikörperkultur says:

    If you undress where you are, I shall take the picture from here with my long focus lens. Make sure you stand up straight as the Matterhorn tends to get in the way.

  506. 506
    Meanwhile, in a galaxy far far to the left says:

    But at least he bought a ticket.

  507. 507
    Joseph Conrad says:

    “whole families have been uprooted from London and been forced to move as far afield as the Midlands”

    The horror. The horror.

  508. 508
    Sue Nye says:

    Sorry boss, your search – hazel blairs scoring – did not match any image results. Shall I look up this Emily woman. She has red hair too so may be a good substitute.

  509. 509
    Grow a pair and vote UKIP says:

    Except the French voted for Hollande first, then voted for Marine Le Pen afterwards.

  510. 510
    Grow a pair and vote UKIP says:

    Vote UKIP for the answers to these and many more questions.

  511. 511
    Here we go again says:

    We already have enough people trying to destroy the English nation why the hell are we allowing people in who have helped to destroy their own nations, it’s about time these people stayed in their own countries and tried to repair their own nations damage not run away because it’s got too hot for them.

  512. 512
    You've got a lot of nerve to say you are my friend says:

    Do you mean Robert Zimmerman?

  513. 513
    Grow a pair and vote UKIP says:

    She may be a useless fat dickhead but you have stepped over the mark into tawdry racism.

  514. 514
    Gordon Brown MP, Cyclops, Visionary, Wooden Equestrian, Strategist, World Cup Scorer 1966 says:

    I’m going to try falling off a log next. Looks tricky.

  515. 515
    Gordon Brown MP, Cyclops, Visionary, Wooden Equestrian, Strategist, World Cup Scorer 1966 says:

    I am going to join the Rotary.

  516. 516
    altruism in industry says:

    any windmills on Hayling Island ?

  517. 517
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Most of them seem to be either running away from socialism or that other great evil islum.

  518. 518
    Socialists = Sociopaths says:

  519. 519
    Bloomers says:

    Grow a pair of horns then vote ukip.

  520. 520
    Podiceps says:

    For an unbiased first-hand view of the young Tito during the war, see Fitzroy Maclean’s Eastern Approaches. Charismatic, wily, devoted only to his cause so that he could not be trusted as an ally, but you could always respect what he did. The British, through Maclean as a liaison officer, helped him greatly. And he didn’t forget, at least not entirely. I went to Yugoslavia in the late 60s with an American, a Swiss and an Austrian. They all had to get visas but I, as a Brit, could just show my passport and stroll in.

  521. 521
    kitler says:

    If independents can win seats then UKIP can win seats. All they have to do is get more votes than the other guys. That’s what makes democracy so good and why white people like it so much.

  522. 522
    albacore says:

    We ain’t allowing them in. The LibLabCons are
    It’s the biggest priority they’ve got by far
    Whichever of those bastard parties you vote for
    They’ll let any sod in through a wide-open door
    The more the merrier – and it’s E U orders
    Take the piss from the Brits and away the borders

  523. 523
    David, a Prime Minister says:

  524. 524
    Hey Leftard's, wanna run this by you says:


  525. 525
    Verschränkung says:

    I wonder what you would make of the place now? I first went some 12 years after you but, by then, Brits had to show passports too. JB had died the year before but there were photos of him everywhere, just A4 sized ones, nothing like the huge cult-of-personality images of Ceausescu, already in power in 1965, but which became prevalent in the 1970s. He is of course still missed by the elderly who saw in him security and predictability, if not any meaningful degree of wealth. Probably you would have experienced quite a limited diet of adequate but not inspiring food. If so that will not have changed much and quality is only found in exceptional circumstances. One has to know where to go, more than you need to in Britain or France. But it is the hordes of Germans, Austrians, Dutch and Scandinavians to which the coastal areas direct their effort. Increasingly a small stream of Brits. Now Russians too but they tend no keep within their own groups and for the most part are way richer than the others and also differ in that they are keen to display their wealth. They have not cottoned on to the idea of the shabby millionaire, someone who doesn’t look as if he has two coins to rub together and so does not get hassled or robbed. The impressive thing for me about Josep Broz was his ability to interface with so many different types of people and maybe this was the key to the way in which he held Yugoslavia together and why it died under the pressures of the collapse of a different brand of communism, not that long after he passed away. He could even recite The Owl and the Pussycat. No pussycat, he. After your recommendation, I will get Eastern Approaches, it has been on my list for long enough.

  526. 526
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Haha, Dave’s pro-EU. Don’t try and pretend.

  527. 527


  528. 528

    And Harriet Harperson!!!

  529. 529

    To make room for what?

  530. 530
    Deprived says:

    I would of been up most of the night on Bet365 as usual but Ive checked my bank account and the bennies are in, so Ill have an early night to get up by 12. This months Sky LR, BB and TV bundels, £102.65, plus the familys mobies, £80, are taken care of and this afternoon Ill pop into town to the bookies before getting a taxi home via the food bank, the offie and the takeaway.

  531. 531
    Alice says:

    Why don’t we get smart like Germany and build nice safe modern coal burners?

  532. 532
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    All we need now is someone to design an electrically powered tractor/combine harvester,lorry,aeroplane and we can do away with oil/petrol.

  533. 533
    Little Lord Fondlebum of Boy says:

    British Gas for British workers.


    Best way to exterminate those nasty little vermin, then there’ll be lots more room for the other European cockroaches.

  534. 534
    Little Lord Fondlebum of Boy says:

    Which one is Chukka ?

  535. 535
    Little Lord Fondlebum of Boy says:

    Polishing up your wrist technique, I see.

  536. 536
    Anonymous says:

    Not the point you have to break the current EU elite in both main parties. This will be done by Cameron losing in 2015 and Millibean going terminal in an arse end LabLib coalition over 2015 -18. The Conservative party will dump Dave and his heathite policies UKIP’s main function is to move the Conservative Party back to being a conservative party and to then move to the right. Millibean will be very restricted in what he can do over 3 years other than reveal what an utter shambles he is. Labour will lose any GE over 2018-20 to a real conservative party. This will be the last chance to halt the EU in Britain after the 2020 GE if we have still got the current leaderships we’ll be beyond help and by 2030 there will only be the EU.

  537. 537
    Jimmy says:

    These people are misguided. They must be diverted on to the path towards the golden tomorrow.

    If a few million of them have to die, I’m very much in the Hobsbawm camp. I think I can presume it won’t be me and mine going to the gulag, we’re just too worthy.

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    b-b-p says:

    You do know that nobody reads replies from posts dont you ? they are usually written by nutters.

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