October 18th, 2013

Great Jumper Wearing Politicians of Our Time

Jumper-gate was the worst knitwear-related blunder since President Carter’s beige address to the nation in 1977. Well we have some renowned jumper wearing politicians of our own. Who can forget Gyles Brandreth and Peter Mandelson camping it up:

Of course Michael Foot was the founding father of jumper-based fashion in the Labour Party:

Taking over the mantle in many ways, Red Ed is himself partial to a socialist chic grey sweater, perfect for those windy days standing on soapboxes:

Social and Liberal Democratic grandees Lords Owen and Steel were trendsetters for future generations back in the day:

Nowadays the yellows have Mike Hancock, while Chris Huhne brought a new meaning to the phrase pullover, sir:

Anthony Eden had the blue corner covered. Also a fan of a woolly dog:

You get the impression the yanks have always been way ahead of us though. Michael Dukakis is in a league of his own, while Chris Christie goes as far as having his own branding:

The class of 2013 is well-represented by the likes of Caroline Dinenage, Ken Clarke and Craig Whittaker:

And Matt Hancock. Obviously.

Of course the PM is fully behind them:

We’re all in knit together…


259 Comments

  1. 1
    MILF! says:

    Caroline Dinenage can knit me a sweater any time!

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    • 3
      MILF! says:

      She’s got my vote!

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    • 24
      I should have gone to Specsavers says:

      Thought it was mad Nads.

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    • 78
      Ed Twelvety Balls says:

      The other day I invited Ed Miliband to the roof of the HoC to discuss his lamentable performance as Labour leader. It was a chilly day and I remarked that I wished he were a jumper.

      Sadly, he didn’t take the hint…

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      • 83
        Toxic Labour scum trashed my Country says:

        No we can’t lose him yet, he must drive the Socialist scum further left first.

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      • 96
        broderick crawford says:

        in huhne s photo is that HIS OWN hand which s draped across his right shoulder ..??

        i suspected he was a shape shifter but did not dream he was that ambidextrously devious .

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    • 93
      Ed Davey's Chinese Takeaway says:

      Hullo, i would like to order

      Gravy
      Pork pie
      Boil in the bag Lamb Shanks

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    • 165
      Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

      Hilarious photo of Militw*t giving an “Ed Balls” salute

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    • 216
      Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

      Sultans of Dave.

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    • 259
      lojolondon says:

      The third pic down looks like someone giving a Nazi salute. I think the police should investigate UKIP to see if he was ever a member of their party.
      And why isn’t the pic front page news on the BBC, publicising this individual while they investigate his (nationalist) socialist leanings??

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  2. 2
    fernandos pants says:

    I’m never wearing a jumper again, ever..!

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  3. 4
    Mustapha Djinn says:

    This so called government appears to be going out of its way to alienate as many voters as possible. Is it some secret agenda to get UKIP elected?

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  4. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Can’t understand what the fuss is around jumpers. Just about everyone wears one. FFS Guido you are plunging the depths to spend so much time and energy deriding an article of clothing that is warm and useful. You have not been shopping for clothes this year- the shops are full of them. Next time you’ll be deriding hats and coats for combatting cold weather.

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  6. 7

    Nuffink else goin’ on like. Itsall bumper. humper, jumpers innit?

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    • 9
      Lord Stansted says:

      Every thought of working at the BBC. Come to think, didn’t you read the Radio4 News last week?

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    • 16
      Guido Fawkes says:

      Welcome back, Bob. Have you given those pesky Scousers the slip, then?

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      • 22
        "Derek Yeasty" says:

        I think so, yes. To be on the safe side, though, I’m typing this in Poland.

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        • 33
          Ron Broxted says:

          Don’t hurry back, old boy. I’ve almost polished your wife’s engagement ring to perfection but it needs a few more weeks of buffing.

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  7. 10
    We're Alright - Well You Are Mate says:

    Second picture down, dead, dead, still sucking with Dyson cyclone power on the public teat path to personal enrichment!

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  8. 11
    Dave"The One Term Prime Minister" Cameron says:

    After knocking one out to porn, try whistling, “When I’m cleaning windows”, while you delete your internet history.

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    • 17
      George Formby says:

      She pulls her hair all down behind
      Then pulls down her… never mind
      And after that pulls down the blind
      When I’m cleanin’ windows.

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      • 97
        broderick crawford says:

        what is the difference between

        a sleeveles pullover

        a jumper

        a sweater

        a chunky sweater

        and which of the last three keeps you warmest in an upcoming winter forecast to be the fiercest in 200 years aka since records began given no one will be affording gas or electricity ???

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  9. 12
    Knitmaster says:

    Would a knitted hoody with partially concealed face be called a jurqa.

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    • 18
      World's worst comedian says:

      Maybe. If it got in the way of your eyes, it would be a “Bumper”.

      As in “BUrqa” and “juMPER”.

      And you’d bump into things. Because it would block your vision.

      I’ll get my coat.

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    • 99
      broderick crawford says:

      ..or if you were milley cyrus … a twerka

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  10. 13
    Slack Alice says:

    That Gyles seems like a nice boy!

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  11. 14
    We're reall all in Knit together now says:

    UK Muslims warned of militant al-Shabab threat
    Al-Shabab militants posted a film praising the killing of the soldier Lee Rigby in Woolwich

    British Muslims who speak out against extremism are being warned that they could be targeted by members of the Somali militant group al-Shabab.

    British Muslim commentator Mohammed Ansar said he was currently under police protection because of what he was told was a “credible threat”.

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    • 19
      Unhealthy Looking Meat says:

      Who are these Ali’s Kebabs wallahs?

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    • 23
      Who let 'em in, eh? says:

      “British Muslims who speak out against extremism are being warned that they could be targeted”

      Ah, yes, the religion of peace and tolerance..

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    • 37
      Rob says:

      How would Somali terrorists get access to a UK citizen, apart from just getting on a plane and walking through passport checks? Oh…

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      • 42
        Err says:

        They’d need to wear a jumper to blend in tho.

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      • 50
        3 Hours to Get Out Of Stansted! says:

        ….It’s not hard, UK border agency, being foreigners themselves just before they got the job, only target white Englishy looking people to stand in line for hours.

        Then the false passport carrying criminals just walk on by.

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        • 68
          Baz O says:

          Niqabs get waved through as its all too much hassle. Unbelievable.

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          • broderick crawford says:

            if a muslim lady — or man — can wearthe full face covering whilst walking into a bank why can t i wear a balaclava when walking into a bureau de change clutching my walter ppk hidden under my toga ??

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    • 246
      Awabshabaloobopalshababbomboom says:

      Since one-term Dave is so keen on bombing people, you’d have thought he’d want to bomb the shiite out of those mozzed up farqwits.

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  12. 15
    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    Jumpers for goalposts, idiots for politicians.

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    • 28
      mungo's mouthpiece says:

      No…idiot politicians as goalposts. Jumpers for the poor and needy who will not be able to heat their homes this winter.

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      • 74
        Sir William Waid says:

        My father’s old Harris Tweed sports coat does me fine, even though Waad Towers is unheatable.

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        • 104
          broderick crawford says:

          primark tracksuit onesies as pyjamas , wear at least four layers
          not only will you not feel the cold you will awaken paralysed down one side forcing you to remain bedridden forever thus saving even more on heating shoe leather etc but eventually dying of starvation in your own faecal discharge .

          bello eh ??

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    • 44
      Brock says:

      We’ve moved ‘em both.

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  13. 20
    Senor Portillo says:

    I mis-spoke I said thump her not jump her.

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  14. 26
    a non says:

    No John Major photo?
    From what I read Edwina found him a great jumper.

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    • 53
      John The Grey Wolf says:

      Did you ever see what Edwina could do with a hard boiled egg and a vagina, I kid you not!

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  15. 27
    Delete the elite says:

    Twat face giving more of our hard earned to support the fascist EUSSR. The sooner we see the back of this c*nt the better.

    http://tinyurl.com/phhutsz

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  16. 29
    A soon to be British Albanian says:

    Thank you Tony Blair, thank you EU. A life on benefits curtesy of British taxpayer, will soon be mine.

    http://tinyurl.com/ox6efho

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  17. 30
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Vote for Jumper Party!

    A sweater in 80 seconds.

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  18. 31
    fernandos pants says:

    Perhaps Mr Fawkes could point out which of these politicians is (or was) ‘great’.

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  19. 32
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    I would have thought it more appropriate if politicians wore fleeces.

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  20. 35
    Dr. Me says:

    Liverpool Pathway U Turn….New Scientist

    Back from the dead: Reversing walking corpse syndrome

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  21. 38
    A nincumpoop says:

    Great red line. I sense Simon’s hand at work.

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  22. 39
    We are not alone says:

    Space fuel crisis.

    NASA is running low on plutonium

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  23. 40
    Love this shit, but something serious says:

    Can the case that the N’azi’s were in fact left wing be made upon the observation that they explicitly took the means of production from a narrow section of their society and redistributed it among the people, partly via the state ?

    If so, would be worth tweeting in the general direction of Owen Jones ? :-)

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    • 79
      Sir William Waid says:

      Really, the NSDAP took ideas from both Left and Right. From the Left, centralised state control, control of education, indoctrination and the idea of the individual as a unit of production; from the Right, extreme nationalism, militarism and race theory.

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      • 258
        Tommo says:

        You’re way off beam old son. None of those things is exclusive to the right. None of those things is a keystone of the traditional conservative right.

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  24. 41
    Fashoin Notes says:

    It’s Wool Week until Sunday run by The Campaign for Wool and several young designers have had their designs produced by 12 retailers such as Brora, Barbour and Hobbs. Just because several politicians haven’t looked in a mirror before leaving the house, is no excuse to tar everyone with the same brush. There are some beautiful woollen jumpers out there!

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    • 49
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      Nothing better than a woolly jumper when it gets cold, and I’m not talking about crossing a Kangaroo with a Sheep, I hear British Gas are distributing knitting kits to the needy with instructions on how to stay warm.

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    • 75
      N a d s says:

      Plenty of wool around my ladygarden.

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      All 130,000 of us says:

      Not clicking until you have got the page loading correctly.

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    • 56
      a piece of crumpled A4 says:

      putting stupid pop ups on a website when closing browser window is incredibly moronic.
      /etc/hosts
      127.0.0.1 fxbites.blogspot.co.uk

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  26. 45
    Why did Comrade Nicky Campbell's parents abandon him? says:

    fuck me i know its friday, but find some juicy shit or give up the political blogging fawkes

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  27. 46
    Free thinker says:

    North Cheshire J3wish school have had to remove their gate sign.
    ( influx of muslims nearby )

    Suggest they call it a Muslim Free School instead.

    That’ll confuse them.

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  28. 47

    Very individual thing.

    Humour.

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    • 51
      All 130,000 of us says:

      If that were true comedians would be out of work.

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      • 60

        Some should be.

        But we didn’t reckon with the BBC.

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        • 166
          Blowing Whistles says:

          You’re a fucking comedian SC – and a gutless cognitive dissonance suffering old bastard living in your own world of total denial as well.

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          • Why thank you BW! When are you going to pull out all those tropes about speaking to the issue, not the man? You are no better than a fucking socialist, really, are you?

            Why don’t you come back when you have a realisation of your own cognitive dissonance? You will have to develop some arguments because ad hominem cannot be answered with reason.

            I just don’t think you have it in you. You are a one trick pony. And I ain’t got no carrots for you…

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        • 173
          Blowing Whistles says:

          btw – you didn’t deny that you are an Israeli Firster last night – and I think you failed to look around at some other comments oh and a reply put in this afternoon you old buzzard.

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          • Shalom, سلام, शांति, శాంతి, hòa bình, શાંતિ, शांतता, 和平, פרידן, kev thaj yeeb, amani, அமைதி, sa kalinaw, 平和, kapayapaan.

            Oh, and whilst you are translating that lot, Go Fuck Yourself! :-)

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          • Oh and by the way, you can say what you like where you like. I am not going looking for them. I just can’t be arsed.

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  29. 52
    toberlone says:

    How do you manage to resist flipping that pic of Ed with his arm raised to the mirror image? Or has it already been done to death?

    Vote for the United Knitting Inspection Party!

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  30. 54
    OUT Knitted says:

    Yawn!

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  31. 55
    M102 says:

    Any news on the t0pless picture?

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    • 67
      BOOOORING !!! says:

      You’re talking about Labour tits. The Opposition benches are full to overflowing with them.

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  32. 57
    Ball of Kerrimuir says:

    This jumper story is beginning to unravel.

    Just wait until someone gets that pic of Miliband and uses photoshop him as a One Nation Socialist. Must be the stiffening arm from his Iraq war wounds.

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  33. 58
    WOY HODGSON says:

    Fucking arse Monkeys

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  34. 59

    A newly discovered asteroid, with the snappily name 2013 TV135, has a slight chance of smashing into Earth on August 26, 2032 and ruining everyone’s day in a very big way Register

    http://bit.ly/17x2OWB

    Fortunately I am out that day so may stay away overnight.

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  35. 63
    WOY HODGSON says:

    The hypocrisy of Labour
    Sad Git Kahn Shadow justice sec Says “It is Gross incompetence on the part of the gov that the prisons are 95% FULL

    This from a twat who’s administration under McMad ,
    instructed judges Not to jail people and to let the fuckers out because the prisons were overflowing

    Labour = as clueless now as they were in 2010 , They have learned nothing !

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  36. 65
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

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  37. 66
    The Earl of Cardigan says:

    No buttons? No class!

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  38. 76
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    THESE INVESTMENT BANKERS ARE TOTALLY INCOMPETENT AT PRICING A SHARE ISSUE.

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    • 84
      Sir William Waid says:

      Not at all. Their aim is to make as much dosh as possible for themselves and their cronies, while shafting their client, in this case some dumb cluck of a civil servant and, indirectly, us.

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      • 88
        Blue Peter Goldfish says:

        Situation very nicely ‘summed-up’, If I may say so Sir William.

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      • 95
        A Great Leader says:

        Advisers advise and ministers decide.

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      • 225
        Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

        I’m guessing that they (Advisors and Bureaucrats) have no “skin in the game”.

        An old blog used to call government “simple shopper”, but fraud and malfeasance is a simpler option.

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    • 255
      Santayana, Repeater of History says:

      Just like Eircom (state telecom) shares in Ireland in 1999:

      Float.
      Stock Market bubble.
      Precipitous fall.

      If you’ve still got ‘em, get rid of ‘em!

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  39. 81
    Fred Rogers says:

    “You get the impression the Yanks have always been way ahead of us though.”
    Can you say, growing up watching Mr Rogers (at least in “Baccala’s” case)?
    I knew you could!
    I always wore a cardigan!
    If it’s cold in your house, I know you’re smart enough to dress warm too, neighbor!

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  40. 89
    nellnewman says:

    so labour are knitting woolly hats, the tories are promoting classy woolly jumpers, presumably the libdems are adopting woolly mittens.

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    • 127
      The only thing I hate more than Labour and the Tories is the Illiberal Dimmocrats says:

      Wooly straightjackets for the LimpDums, surely?

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    • 224
      Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

      How do you knit a coffee table and how do you wash the shit out of it?

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  41. 90
    Catching says:

    Some bod on Look North re opening up an underground reservoir to the public says they are doing it … wait for it… ” Because it’s the right thing to do “

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  42. 91
    Owen Jones says:

    Al Shabab threatening me?

    Ha Ha Ha. Bring it on fools. Not wanted, not respected, not serious.

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  43. 92
    Someone had do it...one for Mr Staynes past says:

    Jumpers [OUT NOW!]

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  44. 94
    US Watch says:

    This b/s is a bit like the stuff seen in the UK:

    But handled properly.

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    • 98
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      Perversely you get punitively fined for not displaying this one in a EU country once you have accepted the Danegeld.

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      • 103
        fernandos pants says:

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        • 219
          REALWORLDER says:

          What a marvellous sight , people beginning to realise the nature of the oppression that is engulfing them. The people of Southern Europe are far more volatile than the northerners and don’t take to being bossed around by bureaucrats in the same way.
          The cracks are getting wider all the time.

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    • 111
      Someone had do it...one for Mr Staynes past says:

      Flying the flag is just too national socialist for some these days.

      Remember Thatcher’s comments about British Airway’s abandonment of the flag on the tails of the BA airliners in favour of the multikulti “efnick” flags? It’s just libertarianism running rife.

      Thatcher wasn’t as bright as she thought she was. She was lead astray by the cosmopolitans of the likes of Keith Joseph and Lord Young. Now what tribe do they (did they) belong to?

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      • 115
        JadedJean says:

        Thatcher used to say she liked Lord Young because he was the only minister who used to come to her with solutions instead of problems.

        This begs the question…solutions for whom?

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  45. 100
    Illegal immigrant says:

    I’ve just received a text from Lynton Crosby telling me to go home. I sent him one back telling him to do the same.

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    • 106
      Nuggy says:

      How the f**k do they know the mobile number of someone who is an illegal? What a pointless and utterly useless waste of money. Better control at the borders to prevent these wasters flooding in in the first place would save billions. Then follow it up with a round up of those that got in with the aim of booting them out. Only the poncey Brits could come up with a van touring the streets and sending text messages “asking” they scumbags if they wouldn’t awfully mind leaving our country……

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      • 109
        Joe Kerr says:

        Text message to the Tories:

        “-Slipped Into Government With No Mandate? – Using Paperwork Fiddled By The Lib-Dems? The UK Does Not Want You! Continue to Avoid All Contact With The Electorate! Return to Your Mansion in Berkshire Immediately! Thank You For Your Co-operation!”

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    • 129
      Ed Davey's Chinese Takeaway says:

      I had just a call from Ed Davey who want’s to put a tax in chilli

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  46. 101
    It's Pat rant time again! says:

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    • 119
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      I think it’s about time he was invited on to a Question Time panel, don’t you think so too BBC?, well no perhaps not, you have long since ceased to represent the views of the mass majority of the people in this country.

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  47. 105
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    ♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♫

    How many kinds of sweet flowers grow
    In an English country garden?

    Roses, foxgloves, snowdrops, forget-me-nots
    In an English country garden

    ♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪

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    N a d s says:

    As predicted, Fuhr er Milliblunder has brought forward the energy price prices and how. As we were supposedly insulated by the windfall of last winter`s use and company profits, it only takes an idiot to undo the concord. Nice one, Ed.

    Next year expect two rises. 10% each time. Cue useless idiot energy minister making a noise and boring the pants off everyone. Cue Milli saying something must be done.

    Yawn.

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  50. 120
    Tommy Robinson says:

    ***Wishing all Muslims happy Eid Mubarek***

    Today was the first and only day I didn’t have to queue behind 50 Muslims to see my GP!

    Fucking amazing!

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    • 124
      Soraya White-Fak Abdulla-Fuker says:

      Your, juvenile, anti-Muslim posts are becoming rather long-in-the-tooth now, Billie.

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      • 125
        *Yawns* but banned, unfortunately says:

        Inserts humorous response

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      • 126
        fernandos pants says:

        As if Billy could ever spell or punctuate like that…

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      • 130
        Mooohamid Ramadanadingdong says:

        Anti-Muslim posts are really very boring indeed. Because Islam is a progressive religion of peace and tolerance and, oh, hang on, the police have arrived to advise me on how to not be killed by other Muslims who don’t think I worship Allah in exactly the correct way.

        Or at least I hope it’s the police.

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    • 145
      10 million Fairy Lights says:

      Bugger the electricity cost.

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  51. 121
    US Watch says:

    This is the US version of Universal Credit:

    Taxi for Mr. Obama please.

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  52. 131
    Owen Jones says:

    karl marx

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  53. 133
    Jumpers are cool says:

    I’m on Vista and , if it plays at all, a volume setting of 70 works well for this:

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  54. 140
    Herman van Rumpboy says:

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  55. 142
    vote go says:

    Jump then

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  56. 147
    Ed Davey's Chinese Takeaway says:

    Ed Davey should be airlifted in to broker a deal between Roy and Hailey

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  57. 149
    10 million Fairy Lights says:

    More BBC staff to make Gardener’s World than I’ve got fairy lights.

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  58. 150
    10 million Fairy Lights says:

    Why does Hislop look away unless he’s on camera?

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    • 152
      Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

      It’ll get better when there’s something happening, dear. It’s rather late for my Reg, though.

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  59. 151
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF ROYAL MAIL.

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  60. 153
    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

    Oh, do fcuk off !!! No wonder the betting shops are half empty these days.

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    • 182
      Universal Hiss says:

      That’s because they were all sanctioned so are now robbing & mugging.

      I hope George Smith has a full moat.

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  61. 154
    M103 says:

    At least the Tories can claim that either they’re galactically stupid and ignorant about people who can’t afford fuel – after all, they just throw another serf on the fire.

    But the Lib Dems yet again plumb shameful new depths. Come 2015, I sincerely hope they are wiped from the political map

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    • 159
      Tachybaptus says:

      Indeed. Most normal people already where jumpers and warm clothes to keep the bills down, what do they think, that we all swan around in shorts and vest with the thermostat cranked up to 35c?

      FFS, talk about having never lived in the real world…

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      • 167
        Onslow (Hyacinth Boo Kay's brother-in-law) says:

        “…[W]hat do they think, that we all swan around in shorts and vest with the thermostat cranked up to 35c?”

        Well, to be fair, some us have done, lad.

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      • 170
        fernandos pants says:

        I like to swan around in my shorts with the heating on high in the winter, what’s wrong with that..?

        I recycle stuff, have a fully insulated house and my car does 50 mp-fucking-g…!

        I’ve done my bit for the planet.

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      • 189
        The real Tаchybаptus says:

        Poor little thief, who gives a fart what you think?

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  62. 155
    ukip.i.am.not says:

    Do these jumpers need to be bought at Harrods or Selfridges ?

    Bullingdon, the bloated worthless sack of toff shit that he is, really is a ridiculous figure of fun these days.

    I hope to fuck the vermin decide to stick with him for another 18 months or so.

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    • 158
      Ed Miliband says:

      I buy my jumpers at Marx.

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      • 160
        Quiet Bat Person says:

        Silly comment – energy firms are just greedy or haven’t you noticed that? At least Ed is bold not like these scaredy cat Tories

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        • 195
          REALITY CHECK says:

          According to the Times 52% of the retail price of fuel is accounted for the raw material – much of it from abroad so beyond the government or energy company’s control; 24% by distribution costs; 8% to subsidise green energy (wind farms etc.)l; 5% VAT; and 6% administration/head office costs (seems very reasonable) and 5% profit (hardly exploitative). So I think all this knocking of energy companies is unfair – much of their costs are beyond their control and their profit margin is piddling – and of course has to fund the massive capital investment we need in the UK (new power stations etc.).

          FROM AN EARLIER THREAD

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  63. 161
    Just sayin' says:

    Can we see a House of Commons at PM Question Time packed with opposition MPs wearing woolly jumpers please?

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  64. 162
    Huntwatch says:

    Jeremy Hunt recommends wearing your grandma. :-)

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  65. 163
    British public says:

    Can’t pay the fuel bills? Get yourself a jumper from the clothes bank!

    Can’t afford to feed your family? Get down to the food bank!

    Haven’t got a job? Work for free!

    Haven’t got a job and you weren’t born here? Go home!

    …And these are all actual government policies, incidentally.

    Has there ever been a more cynical, idiotic and incompetent bunch of jokers in government?

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    • 171
      time 2 CTL ALT & DEL says:

      The lot before this lot?

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    • 220
      Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

      Can’t afford to feed your family?

      WELL DONT HAVE KIDS THEN! Being the sensible answer. Robbing your fellow citizens being the idiot answer.

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  66. 164
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Hello what about this then

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-24571287

    A very quiet thing considering it was a six week trial what?

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  67. 168
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    My Aran-knit underpants are very warming

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  68. 172
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

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  69. 178
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Further to my reference (last night) to Max Hastings’ article in Thursdays DM – Mr Hastings has got one thing wrong – The Police HAVE lost the trust of the public.

    And as an aside – I want to see documentary proof whereby any Member of the British Public did ‘actually’ give their ‘full and proper consent’ for the moron Gordon or the banana-man Miliband to sign that Lisbon Treaty ‘False Instrument’.

    They had no mandate from the British Public to do so – as for the supine ‘silence’ of the free press on the matter and the legal scum – don’t that speak volumes about who’s side they really are on?

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    • 184

      Despite the fact that you are at base a сunt, I have no problem in agreeing with you here and in your post above.

      I am not dogmatic and decide arguments and claims upon their merit, unlike you. When you grow up, you may improve… but I doubt it.

      For now, you are still a сunt. A nun’s сunt, no fucking good to anyone.

      Cue: Blowing Whistles trope time!

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      Not Blowing Whistles says:

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        Little Bo Peep says:

        Totally unintelligible. Why can’t these oiks speak properly so we can understand what they are trying to say?

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  70. 179
    nellnewman says:

    Well at least the tories jumper beats michaelfoot’s donkey jacket hands down!

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    • 181
      Ah! M says:

      nell, the thought of you putting your hands down Michael Foot’s donkey jacket is not in keeping with you usual probity

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  71. 180
    Purple Tie watch ( Suit division ) says:

    Nicola Sturgeon

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  72. 183
    Mercian says:

    What the hell’s the matter with people? If you’re cold, wear a jumper! How on earth can that be a gaffe? Are we supposed to have a god-given right to live in tropical temperatures?

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    • 241
      Little Bo Peep says:

      I thought we had been told for the past few years that we would indeed all be living in tropical temperatures any day now. Did I misunderstand the message? Or was it really all just a big joke to make money for the elites?

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  73. 186
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    My problem is that after 5 layers of jumpers, I haven’t any which will fit. And I can’t move my arms to knit any more.

    And with Cameron et al taking up knitting wool is now more expensive than gas :(

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  74. 187
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    NB in case you missed it Gavin has a jumper on.

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  75. 188
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    I have never heard of the FT.

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    • 197
      Truth be told says:

      Vince Cable priced at 5p for the whole.

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      • 243
        Tina Thatcher says:

        Arrest that man now on suspicion of theft of £1.5billion from the State in flagrant breach of trust.

        He can be released on police bail subject to conditions.

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  76. 191
    QED says:

    Schrödinger’s cat says:
    October 18, 2013 at 7:29 pm
    Quantum is tiny, as you should know

    Err no.

    Quantum is relative as you should know.

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    Education? It’s just a way to get kids out of the house, Duke of Edinburgh tells Malala.
    :-)

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  79. 211
    albacore says:

    Cameron’s knitting for victory!
    How much more inspiring could he be?
    Given his cast-iron history
    That purely is a real mystery

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    Meanwhile, in a galaxy far far to the left says:

    Invasion…

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  81. 213
    Labour...the paedophile years says:

    Jumpers. Nobody looks good in them. They are warm though. Grandad/schoolteacher/paedo/oddball – none a good image.

    You can get fashionable looking sweatshirts from Fatface and the like. Otherwise politicians should stick to suits because thats what everyone expects.

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  82. 226
    Purlin Plains says:

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    Even the BBC rubbished this jumper shite says:

    Before Guido even posted this topic:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-24586951

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  84. 245
    Archimedes says:

    This post reminds of that comment made by someone at the opera for the first time: “Look how much work it takes to bore me…”

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  85. 248
    A Brit in Britain reading a Britto/Oirish blog says:

    Calais full of Syrians desperate to come to England

    The EU
    The gift that keeps on giving.

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  86. 251
    Handycock says:

    Not as good as my pink woolies knitted home made one

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  87. 254
    Nigel S says:

    Milliband channelling Fred Kite to defend everyone’s eweman right to not wear a vest in bed.

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  88. 257
    Tommy Robinson says:

    Allahu akbar!

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Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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