October 17th, 2013

Tories and Labour Neck and Neck

Ed’s poll lead hasn’t frozen, it’s melted away.

Compare and contrast to last month above…


  1. 1
    Anne Widdecome says:

    Maybe that Bas*** Cameron will put me in the Lords if he wins a second term.

  2. 2
    kronos says:

    Nothing to see here move along… Quick Look over there its all someone else fault

  3. 3

    Received wisdom says that at this point in the electoral cycle, the government should be at it’s most unpopular. Red Ed is clearly doing a great job convincing the electorate that he is not PM material.

  4. 4
    nuke says:

    Frankly it’s amazing that Labour are leading UKIP.

  5. 5
    Viv says:

    But, thanks to Clegg & Co., the Tories need a substantial lead just to compensate for the inequitable situation over constituency boundaries. So no chickens should be counted!

  6. 6
    West Mercia Chief Constable says:

    They’re lying, all of them but never mind.

  7. 7
    Labour Toffs says:

    Not really. There is a section of society that will vote Labour come what may. Luciana Berger and David Miliband amongst many other champagne socialists owe their political careers to that strange phenomenon.

  8. 8
    Ed Miliband says:

    ‘Ed’s poll lead hasn’t frozen, it’s melted away’

    I will simply freeze it.

  9. 9
    lolwut says:


    Cheers, I only had Champagne Socialist left to get!

  10. 10
    Len McCluskey says:

    Ah well. Those columns do not include my popularity.

  11. 11
    West Mercia Plod says:

    We have reviewed the comment above, and can see no case to answer.

  12. 12
    Petard Hoister says:

    Bloody Global Warming!

  13. 13
    Dr Talent says:

    So Socialism isn’t popular?

    No wonder Labour want 16 year olds who don’t remember the 1970s to vote…..

  14. 14
    fernandos pants says:

    When are Labour going to figure out that they picked the wrong Milliband..?

    There must be a certain amount of schadenfreude from the remaining Blairites……Oh hang on..! There aren’t any left…..!


  15. 15
    Éoin Clarke says:

    Fact: Labour’s lead is higher today than it was in September 2013

  16. 16
    Err says:

    Musl!m free school ‘dysfunctional’

    Muslim free, I think Ill send my kids there.

  17. 17
    Up the workers says:

    Lording it at Lord’s: Bob Crow does little to lose his champagne socialist image as he joins peer in Veuve Clicquot bar at cricket


  18. 18
    JMF says:

    Why did Gloria De Peiro flash her Millibands for the camera? We should be told.

  19. 19
    Ed Millitwat says:

    Stop being nasty to me, I’m popular, I’m going to fweeze energy pwices for 20 months. LEN Mac will make me more popular youwl see.

  20. 20
    Harriet Dromy says:

    Is Egg (Badger) Milliband lying low to avoid the cull?

  21. 21
    A lesson from history says:

    It never ceases to amaze me when I speak to people who went to school in the 80’s and were taught that Thatcher was evil personified and that prior to her being elected everything was socialist utopia and how many are totally unaware of the chaos of the 70’s under Labour when there were strikes almost every week, a run on the pound and massive stagnation of the economy as state subsidized industries such as British Leyland made cars that were unreliable and that nobody wanted. They are literally amazed when told the facts and the independent source documents so that they can check for themselves. Their usual response is…”But we were never taught this” or “We were taught that everything was wonderful before Thatcher !” The socialists know one thing…”Give me the child until she/he is 7 and I will give you the man/woman!”

  22. 22
    Having talked up the RM share price, Labour now talk up energy prices says:

  23. 23
    Roy says:

    Lions led by fucking monkeys!

  24. 24
    Richard says:

    We wish, time to make islam illegal in this country and demolish all the mosques.

  25. 25
    A lesson from history says:

    Good job the bBC is still onside then and working hard to project the illusion that Labour is on a roll

  26. 26
    Thank Fuck for plain fag packets. Chuka says:

  27. 27
    Scottish Power says:

    The stupid Hunt doesn’t realise we are jacking the prices in case millitwat gets to freeze them.i

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    So where were the price freezes when you lot were in power?

  29. 29
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  30. 30
    A Sad Man says:

  31. 31
    Loopy Lou says:

    Still time to get rid of Milliband now that The Tories have posted the date for the next Election.

  32. 32
    Hargaret Modge, Labour MP and Hypocritical serial long term aggressive Tax Avoider + expenses thief says:

    I look at that graphic and see that UKIP is increasing it’s share. In spite of the media shitstorm thrown our way by ‘Godfrey Bloom Racist No Bliks in the pamplet’ er Gate and other Hunterati er sorry commentators denouncing us a as fruitbats.
    This on a media budget approaching 37 whole pence. We’ve left the LimpDems standing. Thats quite some achievement. Imagine how we could get the message out with doubling our media budget to a whole pound…..

  33. 33
    Professor eon clarke says:

    Fact: There are 13 months in a year this drop has only been in two of them.

  34. 34
    Get your Tits out. Diane Abbott says:

  35. 35
    burn'em and drown 'em says:

    . . . . . .and dispose of a few thousand more oldies *wipes red stuff from hands*

  36. 36
    fernandos pants says:

    It’s all about empowerment. Do you not realise that by unleashing her bazongas she was actually empowering her fellow sisters….Duffy, Griffin, Dworkin and all those other fucking lezzers would have been proud to see Piero get her tits out for feminism…Pussy Riot used Del Piero’s nipple shot as an example for their own activism…


  37. 37
    Philip Edmonds says:

    And don’t let it become too widely known that I legged it from the Ocean Club very early the following morning, after the night in question… cheers Auntie.

  38. 38
    Gary Raige says:

    Ed Miliband is a plonker and the nation knows it.

  39. 39
    She was young, and needed the money says:

    Gloria got her tits out for an under aged photo shoot, but Diane went to the wall.

  40. 40
    UKIP or bust says:

    If it wern’t for their bbc the labour party would have had to give up the ghost years ago.

  41. 41
    approved schooling says:

    Perhaps an expected development following the breakdown in society the last 20 years.
    With the absence of many a father figure spouting Socialist propaganda in many single parent families, Labour are missing their caw vote and influence on others.

  42. 42
    Prescott's chipolata says:

    But they’ve been telling us recently that we shouldn’t heed the words of seventeen year old Ralph Miliband – yet they want to give sixteen year olds the vote.

  43. 43
    Ed Miliwatt says:

    I am a no-term Prime Minister.

  44. 44
    jake says:

    Gas, electricity, water, trains, buses, telecomms, health services, schools, and now the postal service, all of which used to belong to us as citizens, all flogged off to keep nation-hating Tory governments solvent.

  45. 45
    The Labour Heartlands will deliver the keys of No10 for Miliband says:

    There are still areas of the country where they weigh the Labour vote and where they could put a red rosette on a donkey and it would get elected. The fact is that Labour is playing to its core vote on the calculation that if they maintain 36% share of vote given the electoral unfairness that the Tory party suffers from that would still be enough to get Miliband into No10 as PM in 2015. UKIP is just exacerbating the situation and guaranteeing that Labour will win and UKIP will certainly not get a MP elected to Wetsminster given the vagaries of the present system so they are in fact just ensuring that they will NEVER get their referendum by ensuring Labour is elected and however much some people may dislike it…it’s Cameron or Labour there is no alternative prior to election now

  46. 46
    Err says:

    Good day (ish) for me . I’ve just won the Rich Cartoon showing patient drinking from a flower vase while Burnham is celebrating with 18 bottles of champaign.

    Hoping Sachi may use it for a campaign poster.

  47. 47
    burn the negatives says:

    Me too.
    Before you know it we will be subjected to topless photos from the Eagle brothers.

  48. 48
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    The other legacy from the 70s which extended into the 80s were the plethora of ‘photographic’ clubs which existed in a lot of state schools. These were closed down in the 80s, with many teachers being prosecuted for child sex abuse, when people finally woke up.

  49. 49
    Truthteller says:

    Vote for any of the above and get higher bills.

  50. 50
    Truthteller says:

    Put a red flag on a turd and they would vote for it.

  51. 51
    Sir William Waid says:

    A bloke from South Shields goes round to his neighbour to complain about his dog howling all night.

    “I’m sorry like. The daft thing does that every time Sunderland lose.”

    “What does it do if they win?”

    “I don’t know. I’ve only had it six months.”

  52. 52
  53. 53
    fernandos pants says:


  54. 54
    Diane Abbotapotumus says:

    There is the alternative of me as Mayor of course.

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    Better than being starved to death Andy.

  56. 56
    Adolphe Miliband says:

    ”Give me the child until she/he is 7 and I will give you the man/woman!”


  57. 57
    JH232948968678 says:

    Unfortunately the 16 year olds are rather right wing in outlook so that might not work.

    They have grown up under Labour, and have watched their birthright be pissed up the wall. They have watched as a party incapable of understanding the concept of unintended consequences has seen to it that they will have a lower standard of living than their parents. Are they supposed to be grateful?

    The left cannot process this. They think the young will vote for them whatever they do because they are ‘cooler’ than the stuffy old grown ups in the other gang.

  58. 58
    Man from the street says:

    “UKIP will certainly not get a MP elected to Wetsminster”

    I would bet my mortgage they do.

  59. 59
    Ex Tory gone to UKIP together with many traditional Labour supporters. says:

    Memo to Conners. Knife Dave and you will immediately go into the lead.

  60. 60
    Err says:

    It’s called Capitalism and it’s the only game in town ( save for North Korea, Cuba et al )

    If you get the chance ask Andy Burman about his plans to privatize parts of the NHS and Mandelson about selling off the Royal Mail.

    Look around you the look back to any period where Labour was in power. Jump in your time-machine & go back. Enjoy.

  61. 61
    Taxfodder says:

    They can spin all they like, current politicians are like corpulent dogs fighting over an ever diminishing share of the Bonio as the more savvy among the population vote with their feet knowing through past experience there ain’t much point in employing a representative who won’t listen to their wishes and will use every trick in the book to cheat them in the process given half a chance.

    And then….when defeated sit on their fanny and suck as much out of the system as possible while doing bugger all for none but themselves pretending to be “in opposition”

    Frankly if you vote for any of them you should be sectioned and a swift kick in the nut’s to wake your ideas up would not be out of the question.

  62. 62
    Shooty* says:

    It’d be a vote winner, for sure. But they won’t.

  63. 63
    Wet feet says:

    Simply melted away? Must be all this globule warming we keep hearing about.

  64. 64
    Offended muzbot writes says:

    Better not be a ham roll mate!

  65. 65
    Snowman says:

    Wets Minster? Yes, I do like that!!

  66. 66
    Returning Officer returning says:

    Chickens? What’s that? Only postal votes get counted round here son.

  67. 67
    Vinny says:

    Can anyone confirm that there are no topless pics of Abbopotamus in existence?

    Pretty please with sugar on top?

  68. 68
    Returning Officer returning says:

    Justice is supposed to be blind – just like the WM Police farce.

  69. 69
    Anonymous says:

    So you can murder a few hundred more, you bastard.
    Go smudge your eyeliner

  70. 70
    Returning Officer returning says:

    The young won’t vote for them – especially after the “we promise not to increase tuition fees to nine grand a year so you can go study for a Masters in nail polishing”.

  71. 71
    Anonymous says:

    But they have no tits surely……………are they chicks with dicks ?

  72. 72
    Bye bye UK says:

    Did this idiot ever go to school? Or was he taught by the local witch doctor under a mango tree?

  73. 73
    Bye bye UK says:

    The price freezes melted away during the height of the global warming scam. Do you like our windmills?

  74. 74
    Anonymous says:

    It’s hardly capitalism when you’re interfering in the energy market to prop up useless wind mills, solar power and other ineffieicient methods of power production. All so that your estate owning father in law can continue to claim huge subsidies.

  75. 75
    Bye bye UK says:

    Caw vote? Isn’t that Bob Crow’s job to round up the plonkers?

  76. 76
    Bye bye UK says:

    Careful – the apostrophe police are round here somewhere.

  77. 77
    JabbaTheCat says:

    I see all the Ukip useful idiots are out in force at the DT cheering Le Pen and the Fr-ont National, aka the National Fr-ont in English, which unsurprisingly has almost total position overlap with our local BeNP, and then in the next sentence the Ukippers will go to absolute verbal extremes to try and convince everyone that they have nothing in common with the BeNP. Try pulling the other one…


  78. 78
    Truthteller says:

    Put a red flag on a t@rd and they would still vote for it.

  79. 79
    Dame Diane says:

    I know. What we need is an economy that subsidises energy, transport, water, health care, schools, postal services, housing, benefit claimants and immigrants and renationalises telecoms, steel and gas. They can be given subsidies where they can’t compete. And the rich can pay for it all!

  80. 80
    The 125% Turnout in Labour-run Walham Forest's Walthamstow High St Ward says:

    And some…

  81. 81
    Ralph Miliband says:

    There is nothing wrong with congratulating people who you disagree with on their achievements. I regularly praised mass-murderer Joseph Stalin.

  82. 82
    The teaching unions says:

    That is why attendance at school is pretty well compulsory

  83. 83
    Cleggy says:

    Fact, the next coalition partners, labour, dont need a poll lead..I managed to dodge making the voting system fair …so there. My toy , my pram.

  84. 84
    Labour Party drone says:

    Fairness and Equality for all! Equality and Fairness in everything!!

    (Except when it comes to the electoral system, of course, goes without saying.)

  85. 85
    Observant says:

    I think she went to dunkin donuts actually

  86. 86
    Bluto says:

    What’s best for patients Andy? Your Mid-Staffs treatment and cover-ups?

  87. 87
    The 90% who don't support UKIP says:

    No, we won’t. Bye bye.

  88. 88
    Anne Widdicombe says:

    I wonder if flashing the twins will help my career…

  89. 89
    Anonymous says:

    Ian, love you need to go to specsavers !

  90. 90
    Anonymous says:

    Why do Labour keep Burnham on as NHS whinger in chief after his history at Stafford ?

  91. 91
    Prince Philip says:

    UKIP are always last in the polls because they’re weirdos.

    Weirdo rhymes with Guido.

  92. 92
    Brenda says:

    One has had it up to here with all these LibLabConner Prime Ministers throughout one’s reign.

    Vote UKIP.

  93. 93
    Vote UKIP says:

    Buy some extra toilet paper before the 2014 European elections. The Tories are going to get the shits so bad that there will be a national shortage.

  94. 94
    Anonymous says:

    I think he shot himself in the foot over the tantrums over his Dad,its ok to stab your brother in the back ,but dont say Ralph wasnt that keen on England or you will never hear the end of it !

  95. 95
    Brian Sewell says:

    Don’t hold your breath.

    Most likely use for it is to wipe your arse if you’re out of bog paper.

  96. 96

    Vote Conservative — and get legalised bum-sex marriage and the National Debt doubled in one Parliament.

  97. 97
    You must be a fucking desperate cunt says:

    But doesn’t drink champagne.

  98. 98
    Anonymous says:

    Were Charlie Whelan and Kevin Mc guire there today as well ? they usually go to Lords together.

  99. 99
    Graham says:

    In Stoke-on-Trent the thick cnuts would vote for a dog turd if it had a Liebour rosette. That explains the cretins they have now , including the Hon Tristram Hunt.

  100. 100
    Anonymous says:

    I think they will get ONE, probably Nigel.

  101. 101
    Jabba Le Chat says:

    I think Louis CK had you in mind when he wrote this sketch…

  102. 102
    Anonymous says:

    Strange how ukip are down according to that poll, yet no ukip members have mentioned it yet !

  103. 103
    Godfrey Blooms altered ego says:

    So the choice of the two main parties is Tweedledee (slut) or Tweedledum (slut)
    We are certainly f*ucked both ways. So I’am off to see if the wife has cleaned behind the forking fridge,

  104. 104
    Anonymous says:

    It was Tony who got kids thinking they HAD to go to Uni to get that coveted nail polish degree though wasnt it ? very sad.We now have people with degrees in such subjects who think they are too good for menial jobs.

  105. 105
    The 90% who don't support UKIP says:

    So you’ll get a few more MEPs who will do jack shi!t and add to Farage’s Napoleon complex. Big deal. The only election that matters is Westminster in 2015. You won’t be anywhere near that.

    So piss off and keep your toilet paper. You’ll need it to wipe off all the muck that your candidates will be recorded coming out with.

  106. 106
    Anonymous says:

    Does anybody know why unite etc wanted Ed so badly ? surely its always been obvious that he isnt PM material.

  107. 107
    Anonymous says:

    Seen the polls have we ? ha ha ha

  108. 108
    Anonymous says:

    Angela is, im not sure about the other one.

  109. 109
    Anonymous says:

    You post on the subject so often, its obvious you are a big fan of Daves, dont deny it.

  110. 110
    Welsh Vader says:

    Royal Mail was an EU Postal Services directive – it would have happened regardless of who was in power

  111. 111
    Welsh Vader says:

    While he glugs cheap champagne with his cronies – which is cheap so Clegg tells us because we are in the EU

  112. 112
    Nemesis says:

    It amazes me how Labour are even at their elevated position at present. Who are the muppets who support such a ruinous party once headed by the biggest hypocrite in politics – Tony ‘millionaire’ Blair whose perma grin is always there no matter how many deaths of innocent children are revealed. Also led by this country’s worst ever PM – Brown and now led by a geek who would have us back to the dark days. There are some seriously gullible people out there.

  113. 113

    Euro arsehole licker

  114. 114
    What a plonker. says:

    They did at the last election.

  115. 115
    Village Idiot says:

    ….Has red top ed and his “freeze” promise, contributed to the impending rises in the cost of energy?
    Nice to see the red and blue column neck and neck,between now and the election it would be good to see the purple column rise!!

  116. 116
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    Which Constituency?

  117. 117
    Village Idiot says:

    …..Mass murder,now where have I heard that in recent times?

  118. 118
    Elvis says:

    How else do you account for John Prescott?

  119. 119
    Suzie says:

    Yes and Labour got us into this mess! God help us if they get in again because this country would be bankrupt.

  120. 120
    lojolondon says:

    I hope that Cameron decides to allow the top four parties to be represented in the debates this time – so that Klegg can also appear ! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

  121. 121
    Holly says:

    Apart from diddly squat….that is relevant because…..

  122. 122
    They hate her because she won says:

    You’ve got higher bills because of things like green taxes introduced by Labour. The main reason everyone is struggling is because Labour totally fucked the economy, as they do every time they come into power. The Tories spend the first five years trying to sort the mess out. It is such a mess this time it will take ten years to sort it out. If we get another Labour Government in 2015 we will be really fucked.
    Have a look at every country that has tried Socialism. Russia, China, Korea Etc. Look at the lefties dream in Venezuela. The economy is now totally fucked.
    Capitalism isn’t perfect by any means but it has proven time and time again to improve living standards generally instead of dragging everyone down to the third world levels of Socialism. Life will never be fair for all. That is reality. Grow up and face the facts.

  123. 123
    broderick crawford says:

    three hundred quid a day attendance money anne ….

    that should keep you in hair dye .

  124. 124
    Mr Quelch says:

    Ed was alright until Gloria got her de Piero’s out.

  125. 125
    Closingtime says:

    Two communist parties, vying for the lead.

  126. 126
    Tom Catesby says:

    The limpdicks were slightly further down in the poll than UKIP, if that translated into votes now, UKIP should have several MPs.

  127. 127
    Klaus Henchmann says:

    They must be employing every English speaking unemployed monkey in Spain to keep this up.

    More Trolling Euro-Filth then you can shake a stick at.

  128. 128
    Anonymous says:

    Because the electorate have decided that they dont want Milliband, after him throwing his toys out over his Dad.Ha HaHa Ha

  129. 129
    Anonymous says:

    Is he the new shadow education chap ? i give him a month, he is dire !

  130. 130
    They're not quite right in the head says:

    Farage scrotum sucker.

  131. 131
    How to solve a problem like UKIP says:

    Knife Farage and your party will vanish.

  132. 132
    Kippers can't spell says:


  133. 133
    Corr Vidd says:

    Ha, you must be raven mad.

  134. 134
    Anonymous says:

    So the sky high heating costs killing of the aged is a price worth paying to improve the living standards of the British Gas boss? Apart from the hard-line Tories, you will not find many people cheering Capitalism this morning.

  135. 135
    Anonymous says:

    With the money they are paying the likes of the British Gas boss, instead feeling sorry for the super-rich, should we not call for them to pay a top rate of tax at 50-55%? And should we not demand that they pay all their taxes?

  136. 136
    Anonymous says:

    Look out for “if” and “should” – the most tricky of words.

  137. 137
    A Blast From The Past says:

    Time was when British firms employed British worker to make things like cars, ship, planes and steel – then she exported all the jobs.

    Then we were (and still are ) are sitting on 100s of years of coal which could now be used cleanly – then she shut all the mines.

    Then working people protected their interests – then she smashed the unions.

    Just a little of the information they no longer get taught.

  138. 138
    A Blast From The Past says:

    And you really think the folks want Tony Blair Mark Two? For how likely is it the he would reject Uncle Sam’s call for war with Syria?

  139. 139

    That is all the more reason they deserve full support

  140. 140
    They hate her because she won says:

    There is absolutely no need for the elderly to be dying of cold. They die of cold because of neglect by families (liberalism is designed to kill off the family unit,) and trying to save money unnecessarily. With a bit of help and support it wouldn’t happen.
    Under capitalism at least we have a gas supply. Under socialism it is highly unlikely there would be any gas.

  141. 141
    Anonymous says:

    Some say Tories are best. Others say UKIP. The only way to find out…

Seen Elsewhere

Bashir is a Wrong’un | Norman Tebbit
Natalie Bennett Says it Should Not be a Crime to Belong to ISIS | Indy
LibDems Fifth in London | Standard
45 Mirror Group Stories Linked to Phone-Hacking | Press Gazette
Dave’s Diet | Speccie
Pink’O’Flynn | HuffPo
Trojan Horse Destroying British Values | Nick Wood
We Must Not Call Charlie Hebdo Killers ‘terrorists’ | Telegraph
Tory MEP Promised Bashir Investigation | Scrapbook
Stop May Pact | Times
Wake Up Call For Capitalists | CapX

Find out more about PLMR AD-MS

George Galloway says of his former Respect candidate the UKIP MEP turned Tory, Amjad Bashir…

“Clearly Bashir does not have any real political principles or commitment, only naked opportunism and self-interest. He represents the revolving door principle in politics. The Tories are welcome to him because he will cause them embarrassment. Fortunately Respect was able to act before he did it to us.”

Tip off Guido
Web Guido's Archives

Subscribe me to:


AddThis Feed Button

Guido Reads

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 1,716 other followers