October 16th, 2013

Sally Beercow Reacts to New Woman in Speaker’s Office

It seems like the Attitude Awards were rather jolly.

Via: Daily Mail


  1. 1
    Liar.Politicians says:

    She doesn’t even know which finger she wants to use on her squeaker husband!

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    Tightheadprop says:

    Pissed again. Jesus, I never thought I’d feel sorry for John Bercow but what a fucking embarrassment she is

  3. 3
    BLAZINOAH says:

    Sally Berkcow would turn anyone queer.

  4. 4
    Steve Miliband says:

    Still, at least she hasn’t got a tattoo.

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    Labour's pissed up attitude says:

    Did Red Ed get Pissed too?

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    C.P.S. for Peace Prize says:

    Old Holborn still a free man.

    And so say all of us!

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    Bad Attitude says:

    Where’s Little John?

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    Ah! M says:

    Looks like she’s lost control

    ..of her bladder


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    Ruttiger says:

    Erm, are we sure she’s really a woman? . . .Just look at the size of her hands

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    When Sally met Johnny says:

    She had him in Tow

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    fernandos pants says:

    She looks, sounds and behaves like a bloke, I imagine this is why midget John married her.

    I reckon she wears a stick-on ‘Magnum’ moustache in bed.

    And a strap-on.

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    Ah! M says:

    Literally pissed !!

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    The Doc. says:

    If that isn’t a he-she i’m a monkeys uncle.

    Look at the shovels for hands ffs.

    Demand to see her fannie!!

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    Anonymous says:

    She looks demonic.

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    UKIP, Millitwats new best friends says:

    Filling in the expenses claim. Should be quite a healthy one judging ….

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    Ah! M says:

    Nice to show the kids, when she grows up.

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    Ah! M says:


    A cattle brand.

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    GnosticBrian says:

    Rather not if it is all the same.

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    Specsaver says:

    HEY The Photos were Front Page Of The Mail !0 Mins ago.


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    A Normalman says:

    “demand to see her fannie!!”

    No, that’s just wrong, please think before typing

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    Jon E Bercow says:

    Hah! I might be short, but I have a long reach.

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    Seems a bit chappish.

  23. 23
    What a plonker. says:

    In your dreams.

  24. 24
    Fortune Teller says:

    Doc, you’ll be scarred for life.

  25. 25
    Gordon McQueen says:

    My long lost twin

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    Mink Bikini says:

    Please God, let there not be any upskirt shots.

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    Well says:

    See next thread. Sorry.

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    Gooey Blob says:

    Fortunate that it wasn’t raining, lest that ring on her finger turn green. That would have been decorum…

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    What's the best way to finish a night out? says:

    Getting banged up the arsehole by a big strapping paddy

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    Lord Mandelbum of Fondelboys says:

    She’s chavscum alright, but the idea of feeling sorry for that arrogant self-regarding snivelling turncoat tosser squeaker Bercow makes me want to puke even more than that disgraceful picture of Sally the Alley. They deserve each other, and the sooner they f*** off into oblivion the better.

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    Viv says:

    Is there any individual in public life who knows how to behave?

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    Banned says:

    She really is a common-as-muck trollop.

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    RickB says:

    What a stupid tart she is.

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    Vacuous Unpaid Labour Intern Esq. says:

    looks like a pissed up old slapper to me.

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    This should be good says:

    “Russell Brand to guest edit New Statesman”

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    David Cameron says:

    The servants are preparing lamb pedusa tonight.

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    fernandos pants says:

    No Derek, ‘chappish’ is wearing tweed slacks and smoking a pipe. Sally B is ‘chavish’, which is wearing no pants and smoking a cock….

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    The All Singing All Dancing Crap Of The World Is Upon Us! says:

    I can’t be arsed watching the fishwife’s crappy opinion is on anything. She must think it safe to open her stupid gob again!

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    Little Johnny B13COW says:

    One really classy bird.

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    Diane Aboot says:

    The slut.

  42. 42
    Oh dear says:

    Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

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    I predict says:

    It’ll all be available on line for them to google/see.
    How proud they will be of both their parents.
    Potential sue-e-siders.

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    Anonymous says:

    How do you know?

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    norti rascal says:

    I definitely would. Looks properly filthy.

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    Owen Jones and the rest of the left says:

    We don’t have much to say about things like this.

    But if some right winger calls some women sluts as a joke, then we are fire and brimstone.

    Don’t question us about this, we’ll just ignore you and mutter about going to the pub.

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    True lies! says:

    How do you know she hasn’t got a tattoo? Have you looked everywhere?

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    Toby Belching-Felcher says:

    She’s got a fanny like a wizard’s sleeve.

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    Anonymous says:

    Not as proud as good old Ali Campbells

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    M103 says:

    Doesn’t your heart bleed for the likes of Mitchell and the Tories?
    The Police were OK and ‘one of us’ during the 1980’s, in particular ‘maintaining the rule of law’ during the miners strike (Orgreave comes to mind).
    The hypocrisy of both the Police and this Government is something to behold

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    BobWC1 says:

    Don’t worry, she’ll be on Come Dine with Me within 5 years. And you’ll get the added treat of seeing how she lives

  52. 52
    Tom Catesby says:

    How do you know she’s got no tattoo?

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    Fishy says:

    KG-M on C4 News is behaving like a twat once again…suggesting that the Tories are ganging up on the police over ‘Plebgate’ which he suggests represents political interference in the police / justice system.

    Clearly he needs to have a word with his colleague Michael Crick.

    More like the police interfering in the political system.

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    Fruitbat says:

    The police and Mitchell deserve each other, may the best liar win.

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    Popeye says:

    Such a really charming woman and so refined, must be a Socialist or something.

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    Joe Blogs says:

    OK so we are now convinced that Andrew Mitchell is the nicest loving cuddly person ever to have become an MP. Furthermore we now know that Theresa May is the best Home Secretary ever and is the bastion of truth and truly protects the weak and defenceless against the tyranny of the state

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    Britain is fucked says:

    Quite. Britain once ruled the world, now we have subhuman chav scum such as Slutty Sally at the heart of government, making the news.

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    Britain is fucked says:

    And we also know that our police force – sorry, ‘service’ – is stuffed-full of thick lying lefty mongs.

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    Self Employed says:

    Talentless us the word!!

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    Sally Bigcow says:

    I was just totes celebrating *cheeky grin* Nothing wrong with that *winks* Can’t I have a bit of fun? *innocent face* I adorbs my hubby *winks* I’m going out again tonight for some fun *opens legs and bends over dustbin*

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    Jimmy says:

    Mitchell’s choice of bicycle – traditional, sturdy, ponderous, unimaginative, ‘classic’ in the I’m a fogey and proud of it’ sense shows the dilemma facing the modern Tory party and the right, whose hierarchy, morals and ethics are having problems meshing with right-wing libertarian philosophy.

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    Chunnel 4 nooze says:

    Crick is the man!

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    Leftie social workers says:

    Hey! Don’t forget us! We let the mothers of Baby P and Hamzah Khan torture and murder their kids in 2007 and 2009 so that Polly Toynbee could then blame both deaths on Michael Gove!

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    Pat sums it up perfectly says:

    That’s exactly what the brilliant Pat Condell said in his most recent video.

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    She's had more men in her than the Statue of Liberty says:

    You have to have a bit of sympathy for Grumpy. It can’t be easy having a wife who constantly and publicly emasculates you every single night by slutting it up all over town with all and sundry.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Balanced & fair.

    No future for you as an plod or MP.

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    Whiffler says:

    I’m sure someone will tell me if I am mistaken, but would Alan Turing not have been arrested had he been caught last weekend ?.

    Also – please don’t underplay the Polish development of the Bombes. Turing took things a stage further because he had Tommy Flowers’ technical back-up. Oh – and no Krauts breathing down his neck.

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    Meanwhile.....in the real world...... says:

    …I’ll leave this slot free for Steve

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    Whiffler says:

    P.S. Why does the word ‘trollop’ come to my mind whenever a certain someone comes into prominence ?

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    Anonymous says:

    Went to Oxford.

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    Anusol says:

    Steve’s slot would give anything for Sally’s, probing, digit.

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    Meanwhile.....in the real world...... says:

    What’s that burning smell?

  75. 75
    Anusol says:

    My lighter is rather unpredictable.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Only what he richly deserves.

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    Anne Drecks says:

    When’s Ewa coming back?

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    This place is going to pot.

    The page is timed at 5:51 pm, yet the first post is timed 4:54 pm. So the page’s timestamp has been changed as I saw it before.

    Simon Carr’s piece on Homer was timed 5:42 pm. So this page has leapfrogged over it.

    Someone is playing games.

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    Meanwhile.....in the real world...... says:

    How long until the next election?
    She’ll pop up when something is happening.

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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Sally is as classy as an Owen Jones remedial English lesson.

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    Anne Drecks says:

    I miss her witty/boring meanderings.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    So did Toynbee for a couple of months.

    I went there too.


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    The Voice Of Reason says:

    Continuous theft of money by banks, bigger bonuses, trillions off shore, corporate tax dodging, tax breaks for the rich, lack of jobs investment = very unstable society.

    Fight back

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    Microshaft says:

    Fat Larry banned her.

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    Owen Jones says:

    Yeah, right. Clear class discrimination by the toffs. Everybody over to mumsnet now, or forever be branded: SCAB !!!!!!

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    Owen Jones explaining to his mum why he failed the job interview says:

    lol :-)

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    Imaginary DJ says:

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    Mong Watch says:

    – Beat that !

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    MòdBòt says:

    Hmm. I’m looking into it.

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    Chuka says:

    See what I mean.


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    mystery pensioner says:

    as has been previously mentioned the only workable alternative is to vote UKIP, when given the opportunity, and hope they can undo the mayhem that the current traitorous fuckwits have inflicted on the place.

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    Trash says:

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    Anonymous says:

    Nik Kershaw would duff Fat Larry’s head in any day.

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    Got Thrown out of Oxford too says:

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    Anonymous says:

    Love the Spanx.

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    Sylvia Beesley says:

    So classy – must make her husband very proud!!!

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    anon says:

    Funny how earlier comments re sall ey and pi k ey removed about the same time as the DM big pants pics. Strange forces at work, await ing kn ock at door. Hmmm.

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    David, call me Prime Minister if you like says:

    No, he wouldn’t.

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    Nasty Browsing Habit says:

    Yes he would.

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    anon says:

    So, London Chief Registar reports quarter of all tie ups are in fact …bogus. Well why did they go trough then, when will May seek and remove the miscreants/ claimants/ false passport holders.

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    Parasites of the Public Nipple says:

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    anon says:

    through as not a p i k e y.

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    mystery pensioner says:

    the trouble with signing an agreement with China is 2 days later you want to sign another one

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    anon says:

    Owin still staring into the next urinal, it appears.

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    simon_coulter says:

    I, very much, doubt it but

    moderator removed the rest of this, rather windy, comment to spare our readers

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    Last Night says:

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    Last Night says:

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    Last Night says:

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    blog nancy says:

    Yes he would. FACT.

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    Last Night says:

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    Common. Sally says:

    She really is an utterly vile piece of work.

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    Darling of the Left says:

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    A Silly Big Cow says:

    A duplicitous self moron!

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    Owen jokes says:

    Hiccups don’t worry I am sure mummy will put you over her shoulder a burp you like she always has to do

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    JH232948968678 says:

    Has her son been formally beatified yet?

    Look at that mong, grinning like a twat. Who is he trying to impress with this shit?

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    Jim says:


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    Lady Sally Burke Moo says:

    When that little weasel Bercow leaves doesn’t he get an automatic knighthood? Which means that excuse for a lady then becomes a lady FFs

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    Ed Millbwand Marxith says:

    There weally ith thomething thilly with hith hooter and those teeth ???

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    Anonymous says:

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    Free Speech 1, Scalliban 0

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    Engineer says:

    Osborne and Johnson chatting to Chinese businessmen and politicians, and trying to impress them with the UK’s genteel good taste, class and reputation for high quality.

    Chinese businessmen and politicians checking UK news on their ipads see the classy, genteel Sally – the chosen consort of the First Commoner – and s n i g g e r quietly to themselves.

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    Man from the street says:

    Pat for PM

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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    The implication is that the Ch!nese read the Daily Mail.

    Suck that Labour ! :-)

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    Fishy says:

    Doreen Lawrence with Marxist spawn Milipede…she who went to Venezuela…with hard-left winger Dianne Abbott…and Trotskyist Owen Jones as ‘independent’ election observers overseeing the ‘free and fair’ election of their and hard lefty, Ken Livingstone’s favourite candidate…Marxist, Hugo Chavez.

    How do these people manage to exist in a modern democratic society


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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    As someone once said: This is the wife of the most senior politician in the land…

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    Nuts says:

    Well, he might be impressed, I most certainly am not. She’s just another snout in the trough gorging on my taxes.

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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    At least D’oreen likes Britain.

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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    On a different note, it looks like the US and EU are trying to get rid of WTO by drawing up new TTIP agreement:


    Trade liberalization at the expense of EU regulations. EU forced into this by austerity as a last ditch attempt to get some growth, and the US interesting to reduce its costs and firmly put EU out of mind as it focuses on As!a.

    This could be problem for UK exit as the current trade arguments assume a WTO style entity, not direct agreements as such between major trading blocs with as yet undefined rules.

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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    The lefty apparatchiks at C4 News have put Cr!ck back in his gimp box.

    He is only allowed out when UKIP are on.

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    W.W. says:

    Stay classy Sally.

    Oh too late.


  131. 131
    Universal Hiss says:

    We’ll take that risk thanks.

    Ignore the rending & wailing & gnashing of teeth brigade.

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    mystery pensioner says:

    yes well, a land consisting of a mountain of coal floating on a sea of oil surrounded by an ocean of fish, populated by songsters, engineers, writers and philosophers shouldn’t have to bothered with Johnny foreigner should it ?

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    Universal Hiss says:

    I’d like to be a peer please.

    How do I apply?

    BTY why is this incredibly moving?

  134. 134
    Wally Poynbee says:

    Once a chav, always a chav…..

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Too fucking right.

    What about England & Wales though?Oh,nearly forgot N.Ireland.


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    Of course we can now expect the announcement of a peerage for the mother of Kris Donald ,who was murdered in a racist muslim pack attack in Glasgow can’t we???

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    The Big Unfriendly Policeman says:


    The following statement is true.
    The preceding statement is false.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    That’s far too smart for a policeman.

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    Owen's Remedial English teacher says:

    When Owen’s mummy told me he was socialist, I offered to put him in the Working Class, but he didn’t like the sound of that, so we agreed on the Lower Class instead. Today he’s reading Janet and John go to the Benefits Office

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    Nobody in particular says:

    Whatever you do, do not Google this:

    places not to stick your penis hornets nest

    Don’t do it. That is all.

    I did warn you! But you did it, didn’t you?

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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:


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    Job Creation says:

    Bring back dog whips so right minded people can deal with the lefties properly.

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    Juvenalian Precariat says:

    Post Office?

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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    I didn’t say that I approved of her being ennobled.

    This is profiteering on her sons death in a similar fashion to the McCann farce. The left are sending out a weird message with this.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Could you let me know how many of the jobs are zero hours,part time,full time?

    I’d also like to know how many of these lucky,lucky people survive without state aid in said jobs?

    Just a quick breakdown of working tax credit & housing benefit will do.

    @Universal Hiss #For HardworkingTaxPayers>>

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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Change your moniker to Baroness Ultimate Hiss. That would work. :-)

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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    You should grab @universalhiss while it is still available on Twitter.

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    Migration Watch says:

    1.4 million new private sector jobs => 1.4 million more immigrants

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    NF says:

    New Labour still rubbing our noses in diversity.

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    Little Johnny B13COW says:


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    Universal Hiss says:

    I don’t twitter. I have an unused account so I can see all but remain silent.

    I decided early on that being a loud mouth with a propensity to type while pissed was not a good idea on that particular format.

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    Heil Hitler! says:

    Tourist arrested for giving Heil Hitler! salute in holiday photo outside Reichstag


    “Hundreds of tourists every year make the mistake of thinking that Monty Pythonesque jokes about Hitler and his henchmen – including giving his famous raised-arm salute – are acceptable when visiting Germany. But any gestures of the old Nazi regime, or the displaying of any of its symbols, is a s serious crime in modern-day Germany. Three years ago a British businessman at Cologne airport gave the salute to a car hire official – and was arrested immediately.”

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    Podiceps says:

    Truffles are fragrant, highly prized, and valuable.
    Mrs Bercow is very different in all respects.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Ha! I fell for that one without reading the link.

    Very good.You should be a stand up,in the corner.One to put coats & hats on.

    This is why I don’t twitter.

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    Podiceps says:

    It might seem a silly law, but imagine being a German with that memory always burning at the back of your mind.

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    Podiceps says:

    An admirable resolution, but do try to remember it when you are pissed.

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    Anonymous says:

    I didn’t spot any comments on the new woman in the Speaker’s office – Eleanor Laing (for it is she).

    Do we think that an MP with her experience of maxing out the expenses claims is a good person to be supervising the affairs of the House? It is like almost putting a Fox in the chicken coop?

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    JadedJean says:

    Here’s a thought to ponder:- Wouldn’t one have thought that if a group of curious people came along and asserted that upon closer analysis, despite what many people (especially Germans) had been led to believe after WWI (as part of the allied denazification process), i.e that lots of innocent J*wish people had been intentionally killed in camps during WWII, what may have happened is that a) some people died due to epidemics such as typhus breaking out due to bombing by the allies limiting supplies to the camps, b) a lot of other people went missing as Displaced Persons once the Iron Curtain came down in Eastern Europe, and that numbers had continued to fall naturally because of a low birth-rate in this quite successful group. Wouldn’t one have thought that such an explanation would have been received as GOOD news by those who thought their relatives had been cruelly murdered by the Germans?

    Instead, there’s been outrage, and threats to lock people up for even suggesting such things, as if those being told somehow benefited from the allegation that lots were murdered, i.e as if there was some merit to perpetuating the message that the great regulators of Europe (Germany) were cruel and that this is what happens when one runs any form of state (national) socialism. What would the alternative system be which would flourish were that so? Who might benefit?

    Just a thought……..

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    Serves them right says:

    There aren’t that many Krauts over 69 years old. And to be realistic rgey would probably have to have been at least ten to remember the N@zis, so you are talking about 80 year olds.

    Not forgetting, they are guilty anyway. Won’t do them any harm to point out what a pain in the arse they were with their wars and world dominance.

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    Bollocks Broadcasting Corporation says:

    As regards the Pakistani pensioner in Manchester who kept a deaf mute slave in his cellar, got her to claim benefits illegally and regularly raped her, we feel our viewers would not be interested in this story.

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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Very sage. Twitter is a million conversations going nowhere which most people don’t want to be involved in.

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    Y says:

    I never that pikey was American.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Probably impossible to find a clean pair of hands in that particular coop.

    Anyone but the dwarf may be an improvement?

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    Comrades says:

    The speakers are the MPs shop stewards. Their real job is to look after MPs in the workplace, so to that end Lady Eleanor is the best man for the job.

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    MoreSal says:

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    Screw the EU says:

    The theory backed up by telephone logs etc. that a lot of the J**s were being relocated with possessions to a new life in eastern euro countries, and then shot on arrival by locals who just didn’t get it seems very plausible.

    The G’ermans were bad, but it takes the mindset of a Miliband to come up with genocide and summary execution.

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    Screw the EU says:

    Fat people should avoid wheat, diet and get some fucking self respect.

    Their diabetes and general ugliness is a drain on NHS resources.

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    Potty Toynbee says:


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    Point of Information 7 says:

    You let the mother of Hamza, that is correct.

    Baby P: You let the mother and two psychopaths attempt to re-wallpaper the nursery with the kid over a period of a few days and then tried to pass the buck when what remained showed up in the morgue.

    Social workers deserve no respect, pension, and should be shunned for the filth that they are.

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    RomaBob...trafficking a kiddie or two.. says:

    A f*cking disgrace, both of them.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Errm,lets ponder.

    Was Granny turned into a lampshade after gas or typhus?

    I’m not sure I could find forgiveness in either case.

    Interesting take on the massacre of millions though.

    You’re not Tony Blair are you?

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    RomaBob...trafficking a kiddie or two.. says:

    Note the freebees…….

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    RomaBob...trafficking a kiddie or two.. says:

    and freebies :)

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    Universal Hiss says:

    I saw an interview with Hess’s daughter on telly recently.

    Her memory of living next door to Auschwitz was playing with the children from the camp on their front lawn.All butterflies & sunshine.

    I don’t think the sins of the fathers are dumped on their children but that must be a terrible legacy to live with.

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    Mrs Bercow says:

    *innocent face*

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    mystery pensioner says:

    the dodgy dossier let the cat out of the bag big time, for me at least.

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    mystery pensioner says:

    image during WWII thousands of spies, forgers of documents, arch manipulators and story tellers, all working for HMGov. Then war ends and tidy up time, somebody has a bright idea.

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    She would make some of the ghastly munters on the Jeremy Kyle Show look classy

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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    The Mail really does need a second sidebar.

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    R. Youshore says:

    Wotta cuppla heifers. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!

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    Universal Hiss says:

    This could be the start of a perfect storm with Osbourne blowing a big property bubble………..


    It is in The Guardian so shrugged shoulders may be in order.

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    Anonymous says:

    That’d be the least of his problems. It’s rumoured to have its own gravitational pull and if Derek and Clive were alive today then I’m sure they’d use her as an able substitute for Joan Crawford.

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    Annie Conomist says:

    Interest rates could go up or, on the other hand, they could stay where they are.

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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    The lampshade thing was a myth.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Depends if you want to fire up the money printing presses.


    Labour-Money Tree.

    Spot the difference.

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    The Bonk of England says:

    Or they could go down

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    The Unemployed says:

    Yeah, she’s a regular scrounger

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    Strangely, symbols and gestures of the communist butchers, who held about one third of the country in poverty and misery for 60years are not illegal !
    The same doctrine that killed 10 million in the Ukraine ,the perpetrators of the Katyn massacres in Poland, obviously they must have got a much better press I wonder why!

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    Someone says:

    I don’t know her, but I despise her.

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    Lampshade says:

    Do you mind?

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    Lampshade says:

    How sad

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    The Public says:

    You remember that guff about a right of recall?

    What about the right to impeach the speaker for having an embarrassing life.

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    Pucker up says:

    Which one would you rather kiss?

  197. 197

    There are thousands of people hoping that interest rates do go up in order to get a reasonable return on their savings and investments, the borrowers have had it their way for far too long.The last thing we need now is another false property boom just to help re-elect another gang of economic illiterates.

  198. 198

    “Go on sniff my finger”

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    Universal Hiss says:


    I’d like to see interest rates gradually climb to say 10%ish,let house prices to fall by about 30%,so young people in this country don’t have to be wage slaves for the rest of their lives.

    The price of keeping a roof over your head costs a silly amount of money that is unavoidable for mortgages,rents,housing benefits..Money that could be spent better elsewhere.

    It’s almost a given obsession that high house prices are a good thing.

    Total fucking madness.

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    Foxie says:

    Pi$$ed again.

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  202. 202

    Take us back to Paddy’s trailer park

  203. 203
    Foxie says:

    I think that is a very creative remark. Thank you Toby. Keep it up.

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    Yes all doing 12 hours a week topped up with benefits

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    How long before the EU start telling us that it never happened ?

  206. 206
    Jimmy says:

    This is the PM you voted for.

    Remind me why you thought that was a good idea.

  207. 207
    Foxie says:

    He might have been groping for the word Trollop.

    Education… edukaayshun… educkashin… oh never mind… We’re all doomed I tell you! FUBAR’d.

  208. 208
    Jimmy says:

    And blogging.

  209. 209
    Jimmy says:

    Is it my imagination or are the righties even crazier at night?

  210. 210
    Jimmy says:

    Beercow? Do you you get it? Her names Bercow, she’s been drinking, and cow is a common misogynist term for a woman.


  211. 211
    National Socialism is Socialism says:

    Up late tonight, Busy plotting the revolution ?

  212. 212
    Jimmy says:

    There will be time for sleep when democratic socialism is returned to the people.

  213. 213
    the girl next door says:

    I saw her getting fingered once in a bar down Chandos Street, it wasn’t long before she married Frodo either. Some aisan geezer it was, big smile on his face. That woman drops them for half a glass of pinot grigio.

  214. 214
    the girl next door says:

    I bet that pikey fucked her

  215. 215
    the girl next door says:

    after a night out in east London she cam home looking like a plasterer’s radio…

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    Podiceps says:

    Because everything else will be made illegal.

  217. 217
    Podiceps says:

    The last PM that a majority voted for was Blair. Not that the British really vote for a PM, of course.

  218. 218
    Jimmy says:

    I’m misting up now.

  219. 219
    Jimmy says:

    A funny? Did not see that coming.

  220. 220
    Jack Ketch says:

    You are all so unkind. I would certainly take the old slapper on AND her pal in the taxi–if I was as blasted as they appear to be.

  221. 221
    Miliband is an obsequious gobshite says:

    next week look out for cancer survivors, rape victims, Jimmy Savile accusers, even those evicted from their homes for non-payment of their mortgages. All will be enthroned and embraced with ermine to console their woes and make Moribund and his like feel better about themselves. The debates will be like a cross between Big Brother and Jerry Springer and Shameless. Honestly, cuddling an ennobled mother of a murdered black boy – this is insulting and patronizing shit from another dimension. The scum that murdered her son represent nothing but their own evilness – why are we responsible? Peerages are not consolation prizes. Life is inherently unfair.

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Apparently she’s moved into a caravan illegally parked in Parliament Square and been going round to MPs offering to tarmac their drives cheaply!!

  224. 224
    Head Pixie says:

    Never mind, dear, calm down and have a cup of tea.

  225. 225
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    The only Chandos St in London is just north of Cavendish Square and there are certainly no bars on it. Much as your story rings true it must have been somewhere else – perhaps the Chandos pub in Trafalgar Sq

  226. 226
    Anonymous says:

    she’s just so classy.

  227. 227
    Yeah, right.... says:

    Sometimes irony doesn’t go down too well here…

  228. 228
    gramma says:

    No surprise that Speaker John Bercow should have a trophy wife, but think most would have chosen a different mug.

  229. 229
    Lard Pressclott of Beams, Bellies, Banjos, Bulimia, two bog seats, two Jags & Shags. says:

    I’m the worst judge since Jeffreys.

  230. 230
    mystery pensioner says:

    Giving away our nuclear power industry and everybody’s future electricity bills to China is not Capitalism, it’s not private enterprise, it is just daft. If ever there was a case for nationalization its the power supply.

  231. 231
    Little Johnny B13COW says:

    ‘Trophy’ ? I think you mean ‘Troughing’.

  232. 232
    RED LEN says:

    You are Neil Kinnochio and I claim my 500 euros from your expense account.

  233. 233
    Legs 11 says:

    You could have at least put up a photo of her much better looking friend who was with her and has nicer legs.

  234. 234
    Legs 11 says:

    No. The other one is good looking and has nice legs.

  235. 235
    mystery pensioner says:

    I like the hardworking Chinese people but this is like a guy who has lost all his power and influence hiding behind one of the big boys and saying to the rest of the schoolyard ” look at my big new friend” but it’s possible to be friends without giving them everything we have left.

  236. 236
    Hugh Janus says:

    Yes, she effortlessly redefines the word ‘offensive.’

  237. 237
    Shooty* says:

    Jesus. The years are not being kind to her.

  238. 238
    Dave says:

    Glad you’ve managed to get your Debt ceiling put up Barry, it must be such a bore having to go through all that cliffhanger stuff.

    I’m real glad that my Government can just keep on pissing away money like there’s no tomorrow without any such constraint. Fuck the next generation — they can pay.

    P.S. Do you love gays as well?

  239. 239
    DW4 RF and SL4 PPA says:

    We’re a couple of celebs.

  240. 240
    Ma­qb­­oul says:

    Now he’s worth millions he has discovered his socialist tendencies, whining on about selling the nation’s assets to us, wot we already own, and the like. It’s as if these people are afraid of the mob turning on them, fear of being envied and so what better way to deflect attention than to spout lefty claptrap. Russell really cares about the poor so let’s ignore his humongous wealth and pick on a Tory.

    Is there a celebrity out there with a backbone ?!

  241. 241
    Iffy says:

    She looks like a man. Is that the truth of why the dwarf took her on?

  242. 242
    Traycee Mount-Temple says:

    Oi Prezza! Fancy givin’ me another?

  243. 243
    Rufus Stone says:

    God, what a repulsive (sub-)human being.

  244. 244
    Anonymous says:

    What an odd comment! so you are happy about the Police “fitting people up” and causing them to lose their jobs ? i hope its you they go for next.

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    Ma­qb­­oul says:

    Fortunately you’re not in charge. If property prices fell 30% and interest rates started at 10ish then what do you think the effect of that would be on the construction industry? They wouldn’t bother.

    Young people in the UK have it too fucking easy. What’s wrong with having to work for the rest of their lives?

  247. 247
    Anonymous says:

    You are a right laugh MYST,you havent got a chance in 2015.You havent even got 1 MP !even the Greens have 1(even though she is bonkers)

  248. 248
    Dave"The One Term Prime Minister" Cameron says:

    FACT. Gove is a four-letter word.

  249. 249
    Anonymous says:

    Can we expect the Mc Canns to be elevated soon ? they have done as much as Doreen and are marginally less annoying.

  250. 250
    Anonymous says:

    Am i right in remembering that she used to lock Stephen out of the house if he got home late ?

  251. 251
    Guido Fawkes says:

    We,on this blog, fully support teachers on strike today. Their role is one of the most important in our society.

  252. 252
    Anonymous says:

    Yes, why is it that people with limited English can get jobs when people born here cant ? oh yes, i remeber,the ones born here are bone idle.

  253. 253
    Anonymous says:

    Because they alternative (mad Gordon) was fecking terrifying !

  254. 254
    Anonymous says:

    High house prices have a disastrous effect on the rest of the economy: driving up wage demand so putting a strain on businesses, stiffling entrepreneurism, creating commuter congestion.

    All so the property parasites can get rich off the backs of the rest of the population.

    Do other European countries have this mad house price obsession, or is it purely a British disease?

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    Anonymous says:

    Do change the record re expenses.Have a look at the EU exies, Nigel really Maxes out on them !

  256. 256
    Anonymous says:

    GRAMMA—– Troph,y Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.You dont get out much, do you ?

  257. 257
    Stop minincing about says:

    Do we fck!, they didn’t care when private pensions were raided for ten years by Brownsh1te, headteachers who are not on strike should make sure the strikers don’t get paid for the time they are on strike, about time the teachers got reined in the damage they have done to the kids they were in charge of will be carried by the kids into adulthood.

  258. 258
    Anonymous says:

    Toffs and Plebs are words you only ever hear “class warriors” say, nobody in the upper echelons comes out with such inane comments !

  259. 259
    Rufus Stone says:

    Looking at these two, probably the driver.

  260. 260
    Anonymous says:

    Is this blog moderated ? if so i wish we could have less gayboy comments, thankyou.

  261. 261
    Anonymous says:

    Problems with kids in schools started when teachers made fools of themselves going on strike etc.They lost the respect of children and most of the public, its the Nutters they elect to their unions NUT etc.Much the same as the shower in charge of the Police federation.

  262. 262
    Fact says:

    Get back in the closet and play with your boy friends. All the extra comments nowadays are because you keep on parading yourselves in front of normal people.

  263. 263
    JH232948968678 says:

    Slight correction, everything will be either illegal or compulsory in Jimmyworld. Nothing in between.

    Apparently if you stick the word ‘democratic’ in front of it it stops it being the watch-out-here-come-the-deathcamps variety of socialism.

  264. 264
    Paddy says:

    The Bercows are unbelievably common.

    Could someone please explain to them that the “commons” part of House of Commons is merely an identifier to place it in contrast with the House of Lords?

    As such, they don’t need to try so hard to come across as the most vulgar and hideous couple in England to stay in their position.

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    No one you know says:

    She’s got a fanny like a baboons backside

  266. 266
    Jack Ketch says:

    Mr Bercow’s Dad (Bercowitz) was from Romania. He drove a taxi.

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    Radio Bollocks says:

    She is an absolutely delightful bit of baggage. More pics of those thighs please.

  268. 268
    Fatally attracted says:

    Sad Sally, pleeeeeeease do not open your legs, too much wool on show already!

  269. 269
    Fatally attracted says:

    Man with camera, ‘Alan Turing, who!!!

    oh the bum bandit yeeer, now I remember. Classic!

  270. 270
    Sheza Pie-Key says:

    When was she ever stylish, assuming you meant having good style?

  271. 271
    Sheza Pie-Key says:


    (pikey I’d like to fuck-off)

  272. 272
    What goes down will come up says:

    Of course they are going to rise, they are at 0.5% FFS!
    (and have been for years now)

  273. 273
    Che G. says:

    Compadre you are madder than me!

  274. 274
    Z says:

    Two pan-galactic gargle-blasters? Are you mad?

  275. 275
    IBS says:

    The Chinese may have control of our power, along with the French, and the French may have control of our water, but at least we still have control over our bowels.

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    It's all you need says:

    So is Love. FACT!

  277. 277
    teacher leave them kids alone says:

    Fuck ‘em

  278. 278
    Anonymous says:

    Foul hag looks mad as a box of frogs.

  279. 279

    Any day now

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    girl next door says:

    it was Chandos St, at the end of which is the Chandos. Think the bar was called Bad Bobs at the time but since changed. She left with a different guy, part of a large party – all pissed up. From what I saw am very surprised she ever settled down, there are more principled 18-30 tour reps in Ibetha in their 20th season….

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