October 16th, 2013

PMQs, Andrew Mitchell and Ed Miliband

“Andrew Mitchell has been wronged” says LabourList this morning, “and the Labour movement should defend him.” Someone might like remind their leader and cheerleaders.

Does Miliband remember this PMQs?


  1. 1
    West Mercia Plod says:


    • 23
      rocknrolla says:

      So Ed Miliband wants people like him regulate the press? Jesus wept. How can any serious adult respect owen jones or miltwat? No wonder they want 16 year olds to be given the vote. Once they get that it will be 14 year olds. Only people who will support labour.

      • 108
        Bacon Stripes says:

        That’s the way it looks to me too…And despite Cameroid making the ‘right’ noises, they will want prisoners to vote — —- along with children, can you think of an easier societal group to influence?

  2. 2
    Hugh Jend says:

    Got to be repeated today….

    • 7
      Ed The Fool Milliband says:

      Len has told me say that the Police Federation can do no wrong.

    • 144
      Milipede says:

      I am much too busy looking out for the next populist bandwagon to have time for reviewing what I may or may not have said 12 months ago. The Daily Mail should apologise for saying that my Dad was a Marxist. But moi? Je ne regrette rien …

      • 146
        BBC Newsnight Editor says:

        Me neither.
        And as for Paul Dacre, he should apologise. That’s what he should do. We will have to see if we can keep the pulse of the Ralph Milbandwagon story going for a few more years yet.

      • 177
        cHILCOTT Report assistance says:

        Can the Guardian look through the Snowden tapes and shine any light that assists Chilcott.

        Perhaps they won’t as it could sink the Labour party.

        • 178
          Duncan Smith owns up says:

          Duncan Smith must resign over misleading the Tory Parliamentary MPs over the IRAQ vote.

          Go on it would be the most memorable act made by a MP for decades.

  3. 3
    Steve Miliband says:

    Lobaour woman on DP getting a kicking

  4. 4
    Genghiz the kahn says:


    Wheels coming off another Milibandwagon.

  5. 5
    Ed Miliband says:

    I have no recollection of ever calling for Vince Cable’s resignation as Chief Whip

  6. 6
    Doris Goldblatt says:

    Get in there Ed.

    Our very own “One Term” Prime Minister is there for the taking today.

    • 51
      Engineer says:

      You haven’t got a Prime Minister at the moment. You’re in opposition, remember? Unless you’re asking Red Ed to demand his own resignation?

    • 125
      Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

      Blair/Brown deserve ‘one term’ for their shocking economic record. Twenty years in jail.

  7. 8
    Dave 'Speccy Four Eyes' Cameron says:

    Dave is in the HoC early. Hair looking off, looking unhappy, wearing glasses.

    Should someone get him a UKIP guide dog to help with policy moving forward ?

  8. 9
    The Ed and Dave Show says:

    Lessons will be learned

  9. 10
    Purple Tie Watch says:

    Nick Clegg today

  10. 11
    Red Ed says:

    1 % gap in polls..Shit! If the Tories get 5% more of the vote than Labour I might not become Pm even with our gerrymandered and postal vote fraud.

    • 150
      Yeah, right.... says:

      Promise a cap on food prices. Promise a cap on Sky tv. Increase benefits by RPI + 5%, just give everyone free money!.

      And promise an end to unsustainable election promises.

  11. 12
    The Late Jimmy Savile says:

    Well I always treated them like plebs, worked fine for me, now then!, now then!.

  12. 14
    Steve Miliband says:


  13. 17
    Whippersnapper2 says:

    What bunch of hunts…
    Anybody who did not realise that this was a stitch up and worse still a Met. police criminal conspiracy from day one is plain dead stupid from the neck up. I would have concluded this ‘enquiry’ in abt. 7 days (given full access to the coppers emails and mobile records) and would have made NO CHARGE instead of the obfuscation and the millions it has no doubt cost. 3 coppers at least would now be in jail and hypen-Howe’s testicles would be on my desk together with his resignation prior to a minimum 12 month sentence for the very very serious crime of conspiracy. In the good old days if the copper had done this to policos. heads would have rolled—literally and I despise all politicians..

    • 145
      PDubya says:

      You raise a very interesting point namely “who they rang on their mobiles in the same period”? There could be a lot more involved than meets the eye although I doubt very much that their fellow travellers investigating even bothered to check this potential goldmine out.

    • 185
      Anonymous says:

      Re the meeting of Police federation reps and Andrew Mitchel.They made a statement on camera saying that he had refused to clarify what he had said, brilliantly Mr Mitchel had taped the meeting and the transcript showed he HAD clarified things.Which part of “the Federation reps are frigging liars” doesnt everybody get ?

      • 203
        Cinna says:

        Awfully unsporting of Mitchell to have taped them.

        It’ll be interesting when all the cons doing time based on the evidence of that gang go to appeal.

  14. 19
    John Bercow complex says:

    Hahahahah. I have all the power!

    Now- Grouchy! Ney! Junot! We march to Austerlitz!

  15. 21
    Hugh Jend says:

    Who gave Hattie a pearl necklace?

  16. 22
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Back of Dave’s hair is looking a bit Tufty Tails today.

  17. 24
    Hugh Jend says:

    Anyone know why minipenis’ new nose has collapsed?
    Energy bills…. Hurrah!

  18. 26
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Shovel face Villiers must not be used in the doughnut ffs!!!

  19. 27
    Ed Milibiscuit says:

    Rising energy billth

  20. 28
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Energy bills Miliband own goal coming up.

  21. 29
    Hugh Jend says:

    Go on Dave…. Nail him

  22. 31
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Ed is demonstrating gross hypocrisy on the energy bill thing.

    Strip the eco taxes and reverse everything Ed Miliband did to energy.

    • 47
      Genghiz the kahn says:

      Go for the green scam taxes.

      Could be a fuck up from Miliband – gas a badger oh dear…

    • 133
      Act Now on CO2 and Ban it says:

      scrap green taxes? are you mad swivell eyed loons? climate change is real, its here, its happening now and we need to act now if we are to have any chance of preventing catastrophic climate change that will destroy our planet and every living thing on it

      you deniers need to accept you have lost the argument, the science is settled, get over it. vote greenpeace. write to your MP to put pressure on them so the russians free the 30 peace loving activists illegally detained in russia for PEACEFULLY drawing attention to how Putin is raping the artic.

      our planet is dying. its time to act now and save it

      • 148
        Hypotheses rule says:

        Science is never settled

        you must be thinking of socialist mythology

        • 154
          Act Now on CO2 and Ban it says:

          deny the science all you want. we have the politicians on our side. we’ve won, you’ve lost. get over it

          • Hypotheses rule says:

            I am not denying anything. I am merely pointing out that Science deals in hypotheses and theories and is never “settled”.

            Back to primary school with you, oaf.

          • Act Now on CO2 and Ban it says:

            oaf? typical uber right wing swivell eyed loon abuse. you cant win the argument so you resort to insults.

            not back to primary school, but into government and into power. The green revolution has begun and we’ve won. get over it

          • no warming for 15 years says:

            You thick twat, climate modelling has got nothing to do with science.

          • Act Now on CO2 and Ban it says:

            more abuse from a swivell eyed loon. the warming hasnt stopped or even paused, its in the oceans. The planet is heating, runaway global warming is happening, the catastrphic effects of which are seen all over the world. Dont you watch the news? Recent events in India?

            you people need to be educated. please visit the bbc’s web site and read Roger Harrabin’s articles. Its from the BBC, so its honest, truthful, balanced, fair and above all, its scientific and not paid for by big oil companies.

            Free the Arctic 30! Vote Greenpeace!

          • no warming for 15 years says:

            You arrogant little shit, even the so called scientists didn’t predict that the oceans would absorb the heat which hasn’t appeared as per their predictions, which shows that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing.

          • fernandos pants says:

            Aaah greenpeace, those utter luddites who would see the poorest starve because of their pathetic objection to GM crops.

            Wankers, every single one of them…!

          • Act Now on CO2 and Ban it says:

            i’ve had enough of you swivell eyed loons. Blogs like this need to be regulated by the government so climate change deniers cant post their lies and misrepresent the science. Like it or not your denials are killing the planet and its population, that right you are killing humanity. Youre no different from nazi’s. Shame on you all

            Free the arctic 30! Vote Greenpeace for a safe secure future!

          • Putin on the Ritz says:

            Come here and say that

          • Hypotheses rule says:

            Oaf is not an insult for someone like you, merely an observation.

          • Anonymous says:

            Eff off you idiot!

          • ten bob note says:

            in my head your voice is brian blessed sooo funny

      • 182
        cured lefty says:

        133 resorting to insults ? read your second sentence ,you started it!

  23. 34
    Hugh Jend says:

    Reckon DC should nail him during the manifesto….

  24. 35
    Hard Working Family says:

    Why don’t you fuck off Box-set Dave, you fucking liberal wet fart.

  25. 36

    C’mon we can stitch this geez up. Open the gates for him all the time, don’t we?

  26. 37
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  27. 38
    Hard Farting Worker says:

    Sick of hearing this wet drip Cameron. Full of shit.

  28. 39
    PR Advice says:

    The price con catchphrase doesn’t work. Best bin that one Dave

  29. 41
    Hugh Jend says:

    Cameron keeping his powder dry…doesn’t need to nail minipenis…just yet.
    Now Cameron can nail him, as he has opened the debate.

  30. 42
    Steve Miliband says:

    Where’s Ed quote about prices going up

  31. 43
    PR Advice says:

    Miliband is correct. Until last week Dave has been ful on green taxes and subsidies.

  32. 44
    Dick Scratcher says:

    “Tortured performance”? He’s pissing all over you Fruit Ninja Dave.

  33. 45
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    To improve living standards: Increase per capita GDP

    i) Stop immigration of low skilled from EU and elsewhere
    ii) Allow quality full time jobs which pay well to be created
    iii) Cut taxes a bit for business so the private sector can put in the investment, and reduce the size of the state in the economy.

    • 61
      Mornington Crescent says:

      4. Scrap the Minimum Wage which, as predicted, only gives employers a target to aim DOWN to
      5. Jack the Income Tax threshold up to c£15k.

  34. 46
    Ed Milibands soundbite generator says:

    Lessons will be learned

  35. 48
    poor as feck says:

    hug a huskie to gas a badger

    I enjoyed that

  36. 49
    PR Advice says:

    Truth is All 3 LibLabCon are pro carbon taxes and subsidies. Dave can bluster all he likes but he is equally guilty

  37. 50
    Toby Belching-Felcher says:

    Got to get rid of Cam asap. Electorally toxic.

    Have courage. Vote UKIP.

    • 55
      Hugh Jend says:

      And let minipenis into No10…. Oh dear ;-(

      • 62
        Toby Belching-Felcher says:

        What’s the point in voting Tory and getting the aberration that is the aristoliberal David Cameron?

        • 72
          Pink Ed says:

          The only point is that the alternative to green dave is me – red Ed.

          Wait until I sign up turkey to the Eu AND say we don’t need any restricytions on migration from there like we did with poland and the Baltic states.

          Then you Kippers will be crying your balls off.

    • 67
      Anonymous says:

      When are some of you Ukippers going to become adults and realise you are electorally libdems 2.0 at best. The people who don’t support you, hate you.

      • 135
        Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

        When sre you Liblabcons going to realise you are all tribalist arse-lickers who have no real interest in making this country any better. We can do much better than this.

      • 139
        Vote Brit! Vote UKIP says:

        Labour and the Tory’s have had year after year to test their ideas to destruction and the country is in a shit state because of them. It’s time they were given a reminder of who they are supposed to serve.

    • 151
      Vote UKIP says:

      It’s no use you bum-sex tories whining about how Ed will get in if people vote UKIP.

      If *you* don’t vote UKIP and persuade all your tory bum-chums to vote UKIP too, you will only have yourself to blame for splitting the UKIP vote and letting Ed in.

  38. 52
    Hugh Jend says:

    Time to smash him DC…. Yep, job done!

  39. 54
    PR Advice says:

    How can Dave possibly think he can win that when he is a green taxer too?

  40. 56
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Cameron is a spineless Hunt – still wedded to Green Taxes…

  41. 57
    Stephen Fry says:

    Fucking sick of hearing about gays.

    Gay this, gay that, gay the other.

    They just stick their cocks up other mens’ arses ffs.

    • 174
      Vladamir Putin says:

      youre just showing your ignorance about gay issues. they dont just “just stick their cocks up other mens’ arses” they also give reach arounds as well

      you should try it, you might like it

  42. 58
    PR Advice says:

    OMG. Dave is going down the forgive our past route that Blair started

  43. 60
    Dave is a bad un says:

    Truth is Dave is a Green gayer.

  44. 63
    Pink Ed says:

    I seem to have made a right tit of myself.

  45. 64
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    The Dinosaur speaks!!!

  46. 65
    Hugh Jend says:

    Oh dear….skinner. ATOS….time for skinner to be put down.

  47. 66
    Toby Belching-Felcher says:

    The Beast is pitching for a job on Jackanory ffs.

  48. 70
    Hugh Jend says:

    Question Time or Instruction Time?

    Skinner did well…then fucked it up.

  49. 71
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Good question for once on ATOS.

  50. 73
    Fishy says:

    The Beast of Bolsover has forgotten that it was HIS party that introduced the Work capability Assessments and engaged ATOS

  51. 74
    Displaced Brummie says:

    Ah. Labour suddenly realises if they can fit up a Tory, they can fit up a Labourite, too. Well, too bloody late for that realisation, you numpties!

    • 153
      Plod 666 says:

      Something of an oversight, yes.

      Now move along or I’ll slap your kidneys with my baton.

    • 189
      Anonymous says:

      Dont forget they can fit up each and every one of us, the practised ease with which Plodgate happened is very worrying , and still Bernard does *gger all about it.

  52. 75
    jmf says:

    Putins playground Putins game.

  53. 76
    Greenpeace ae Pirates says:

    Putin is right on this. And well done to him

  54. 77
    Esther McVey says:

    Has anyone got any hub caps?

  55. 78
    Hugh Jend says:

    Another point of order coming…

  56. 79
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Coffey has got the curtains on again…

  57. 81
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Dave is not having a good day today. Literally a bad hair day.

  58. 82
    Hugh Jend says:

    Gloria popped them out when she was 15…. Did I miss anything?

  59. 83
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Has Hillier got an overdraft at a food bank?

  60. 84
    Hugh Jend says:

    Did they die?

  61. 87
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:


  62. 88
    Hugh Jend says:

    Vaz…. Go on, knife Plod!

  63. 90
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Cameron passing the buck to the CPS…

  64. 91
    Hugh Jend says:

    Plod..retired off early on full pay.

  65. 92
    Hugh Jend says:

    Fabricant’s got his cancer wig on

  66. 93
    Dixon of Dock Green says:

    PM just called plod liars. LMAO!

  67. 94
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Dave has to explain why he fired someone incorrectly. Nasty.

    Dave to apologize to M’itchell demand coming up in a few weeks time ?

  68. 95
    Paniagua v5 says:
  69. 96
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Sack the lot – PCs, chief Huntstables, gatemen etc.

    Lazy, sick note plodders.

  70. 97
    LStrange things do happen says:

    At last.

    Amazingly Keith Vaz came to Dave’s rescue and saved the day for him.

  71. 98
    Hugh Jend says:

    Curry and chips! Piss off Red Cross…headed up with an ex LIEBORE goon.

  72. 99
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Exit the EU to improve living standards.

  73. 101
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Did someone just swear? It sounded like it….

  74. 102
    Handouts or handouts? says:

    What is the difference between the state feeding the poor and charities feeding the poor?

  75. 103
    Toby Belching-Felcher says:

    Way Ay you dopey, pissed up Geordie twat!

  76. 104
    Swiss Tony says:

    Simon Kirby seems like a nice boy.

  77. 105
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    The Northern Class Warrior…

  78. 106
    Hugh Jend says:

    Ahahahahah…. A drunken Geordie has minced in… What a cock!

  79. 110
    Hugh Jend says:

    A jockeneese walnut in a frock.

  80. 111
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Pensions are too fucking high. WE CANNOT AFFORD IT CAM.

    Thanks for continuing to piss my money away.

    Diletante Dave is a disgrace.

  81. 112
    Hugh Jend says:

    Swiss tony

  82. 113
    Hugh Jend says:


  83. 115
    Hugh Jend says:

    Cloggy looks a bit sulky.

  84. 117
    fernandos pants says:

    Oooh…..! Cameron leads a chorus, Labour are a bit quiet……

  85. 119
    Hugh Jend says:

    Thanks for hosting guido…. ;-0

  86. 121
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Nice one @quote of the day, BBC are not very good at working out league tables though, they follow a strange agenda of their own, UKIP?.

  87. 122
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    G!braltar 10 minute motion – good.

    Labour certainly showed their militant teeth today.

  88. 126
    Chief supper intendant Lard of the yard says:

    W T F ?

    Ed “Hug a Husky” ?
    Don’t you mean Hoodie ?

  89. 127
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    David Cameron says economy on mend yet 750000 food parcels now being delivered in in 3rd World Britain. Ram home the message Owen Jones.

    • 137
      Chief supper intendant Lard of the yard says:

      That will be to all the Labour supporting “Owt fer Nowt” Spongers

    • 138
      Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

      They may even get delivered now the Royal Mail is being privatised.

    • 156
      Stevie Frie says:

      There’s only one thing Owne Jones wants ramming home …

    • 193
      Anonymous says:

      Its a disgrace if the Red Cross are distributing food parcels in this country, they would be better off showing benefit claimants how to cook and not live on take aways etc.

  90. 131
    Owen Jones mother says:

    This blogs obsession with my Owen is scary.

  91. 143

    Labour is:

    * Never having to say sorry

    * Even when you are in the wrong

    * Especially if you are in the wrong

    * Out of this world – and should stay there

  92. 152
    Tina Thatcher says:

    So a grievous wrong has been committed upon Andrew Mitchell.

    I still think he is a cocky arrogant little cont who I would not want anywhere near a daughter of mine.

    • 157
      Rationally yours says:

      on what basis, o intellectual one?

      • 167
        Hannibal from Carthage says:

        If my daughter brought home a man who answered to the nickname of “Thrasher” and who had resigned an Army Commission after under a year of service I would be a little concerned and doubtful about him.

      • 172
        Tina Thatcher says:

        If you care to examine this person’s Parliamentary expense claims for the period 2004 to 2009 you will understand why I have adopted the opinion I have of him.

    • 191
      Anonymous says:

      Ed Milliband is also a cocky,arrogant little cont.With sawdust for a brain.I cant wait for a grievous wrong to be committed on him.

      • 205
        Anonymous says:

        I bet he wouldn’t like being on the receiving end of a stitch-up or being stabbed in the back. Can’t wait for that to happen and for the associated toys to be projected out of the pram.

    • 197
      Anonymous says:

      Tina, i have it on very good authority that Andrew Mitchell has seen your daughter and has let it be known that he wouldnt touch her with a bargepole, so you can relax.

  93. 161
    Tina Thatcher says:

    If someone has been telling pork pies then why the fuck are the taxpayers not been given the full SP?

    For Christ’s sake they have been sent enough bills to pay over this little fiasco caused by a Cabinet Minister who could not keep his cool.

    The whole thing stinks of rotten fish.

  94. 165
    Pink Ed says:

    I think we need a ‘concierge’ in every workplace. To report on the comings and goings. And the conversations of workers. To ensure there are no anti-regieme dissenters.

    This is especially true in the NHS. The NHS is the largest state organisation outside of the Chinese communist party. it would be a dangerous breach of security if any non Labour party members were allowed to work there.

    A union official is needed in every ward to monitor the activities. And ensure only a positive report is ever given. i think working with the BBC, this country could become the happies and most productive nation on earth….in any reports that I approve.l

  95. 183
    Anonymous says:

    It’s a cracker. Nice one Guido.

  96. 200

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

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