October 16th, 2013

Laing Wins Deputy Speakership


  1. 1
    Gary Raige says:

    Good, I was worried it would go to that nutjob Dorries.

  2. 2
    Whippersnapper2 says:

    Guido, Found any nudie poses from years ago yet ? If you do – do you promise to post them?

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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    The best result: Congrats Eleanor.

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  5. 5
    Paddy Power says:

    Ouch !

    That result cost us !!!

  6. 6
    fernandos pants says:

    Nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that she’s a bird then…?

  7. 7
    Ed Miliband - Shadow Tosser says:

    This is disgusting, they should be paying that money to the UK treasury so that in can be invested in Scouser benefit claimants.

  8. 8
    lolwut says:

    I’m impressed they’re intelligent enough to cope with STV. Us plebs couldn’t even be trusted to understand AV.

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    Nadine Dorries says:

    I’d have won if they’d have compared our norks.

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    Bill Quango MP -9 says:

    How did that work again?
    If I wanted a twix or a Milky bar but they only have Snickers, I got a packet of crisps and a panda pop lemonade ?

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    Anonymous says:

    It won’t slow down Nads’ gouging, though. She’ll just do it under a lower profile.

  12. 12
    fuckem says:

    Does anyone really give a shit? Really?

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    What a fooking biatch says:

    Wiki :
    In 2007 Laing voted against MP’s expense claims being made public. After details of MP’s expense claims were released in the press, it was shown that Laing had avoided paying £180,000 Capital gains tax on the sale of her Westminster flat by declaring it as her primary residence. This was due to it having a higher value than her constituency home making it her primary residence under CGT rules. However, she had registered the flat as her second home with the Parliamentary Fees Office, and by doing so had claimed through her Additional Costs Allowance some of the interest due on her mortgage. Her constituency is Epping Forest, which is close to London and less than an hour’s journey by tube. When questioned she said that prior to the sale of the flat she had sought the advice of her solicitor. Laing was cleared by the Legg Inquiry.;[3][4] nonetheless, she voluntarily repaid £25,000 as a “moral gesture”.[5]

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    fernandos pants says:

    Nudie poses from Fawkes or Laing….not that i’m judging.

    Each to their own….

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    Steve Miliband says:

    Where’s Mill?

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    Me next Eleanor luv says:

    She seems to be popular with the boys, from the pic.

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    Lord Justice Pickles says:

    STV for one seat is AV !!!!

    And lots of MPs warned their constituents in 2011 that voting for AV in the referendum would be the end of civilization.

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    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Not me.

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    Holly says:

    Let us hope that she has been ‘elected on merit’, and her gender hasn’t used as a leg up.
    My blood runs cold when I see women being promoted, because they usually turn out to be absolutely cr@p.

  21. 21
    We pay for this fiddler?????? Jeeeez says:

    In this case you end up with the equivalent of a bag of snot.

  22. 22
    20mill says:

    Who’s Sarah Brown?

  23. 23
    Jack Drombore says:

    You talkin’ bout my bird?

  24. 24
    Paniagua v5 says:

    Were postal votes included in the count?

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    lolwut says:

    That’s actually not a million miles off how my MP was telling us it worked

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    Sasseides says:

    How long before he is arrested and goes to jail?

  27. 27
    wtf says:

    The best result? omfg

    I’m going to weep Casual Observer 4.

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    It's About the Bennies Stupid says:

    Course not, I reckon less than 20% of the population even know that the HoC exists. So long as the bennies turn up most of the population don’t give a f_ck.

  29. 29
    Fishy says:

    Meanwhile…the latest adventures of Sally the Slapper.

    Mr Speaker Bercow will have more on his mind than his new deputy.


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    fernandos pants says:

    Nigel Evans was popular with boys…..oh hang on, I meant that the other way round.

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    Expenses, expenses, expenses says:

    She really ought to have already been.

  32. 32
    Toxic Labour scum trashed my Country says:

    Obviously not or Mooharmad would have been voted in.

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    Anonymous says:

    Another MP who should have done the decent thing and stepped down before the 2010 election after it was uncovered that she’d expensed two flats as second homes and then dodged capital gains tax on them.

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    Sally *butterface* says:

    Just showing off my new Tat that says ‘slippery when wet’

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    Ladyboy Spotter says:

    No doubt about it. It is a man wearing a wig. Look at the po*ofs in the pic all trying to get a piece of the action.

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    THEY DO LIKE IT UP E'M says:

    Teach them cannibalism Problem solved

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    Toxic Labour scum trashed my Country says:

    Hardly a bird more like a shrivelled reptile.

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    THEY DO LIKE IT UP E'M says:

    Looks like she “blew” away the male opposition

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    Enriched Eric of Enfield says:

    Flipped him?

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    da da says:

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    Enriched Eric of Enfield says:

    Latest on S@lly is …pissed again and with big pants on show according to DM.

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    A nincumpoop says:

    Never mind, Nige will be back soon.

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    Dave"The One Term Prime Minister" Cameron says:

    Eleanor Laing, elected deputy speaker, made £1m profit on her second home bought with taxpayers’ money and avoided capital gains tax. Bitch!!

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    Fishwife says:

  46. 46

    She’s still my bit of rough

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    fernandos pants says:

    Probably fucking tromboned him…

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    Slapper watch says:

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    Nworb Nodrog says:

    Doesn’t look like her husband to me, perhaps the dwarf is hiding in her knickers?

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    Whose knickers?

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    Hamish says:

    How can you be photographed swearing?

  52. 52
    Hamish says:

    What knickers?

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    I take pride in surrounding myself in dodgy MP’s who should not only be banned from ever serving in parliament , but should be serving long prison sentences for crimes against the state

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    No sense of decorum says:

    They look like a pair of pissed up trannies on the pull.

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    Airey Belvoir says:

    To be fair (briefly) to the old slapper, the video shows her to be speaking articulately about Alan Turing, not obviously pissed, and you can hear the photographars egging her on to give them a pose.

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    1960s dealer says:

    I keep telling you we don’t do bennies any more. Benzedrine went out with the arc, it’s all purple hearts now.

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    Not since Betty Boothroyd says:

    Promising pair of gams though – she’ll be a natural for standing on a point of order

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    broderick crawford says:

    hey guido why no tag for totty watch on this one ?

    she s not bad .

    Indeed much much better than the previous Labour holder of the Offfice who used to swan around in black nylons and a wig but rather let himself down when he opened his mouth to belie a gutteral glaswegian brogue more reminiscent if a sauchiehall bruiser than a Mister or Mistress Speaker.

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    broderick crawford says:

    perhaps she s finally gone ” DC “

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    broderick crawford says:

    slow motion lip reading old boy .

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    broderick crawford says:


    in june 2015 i have vsecured a bulge bracket executive position with golmine sachs on ten million a year .

    am i bovvered ?

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    broderick crawford says:

    well obviously ten she is well versed in the dark westministerian arts and should slide unctiously into the post with a minimum of effort .

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    Lord Duckhouse of Pondlife says:

    She’s married to the UK’s most elusive MP.

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    Show us yer tits Sal babe says:

    One can tell, merely by looking, that she is the wife of the Speaker. Such a telling regard for the position, so conscious of the history of the role that her husband now holds.

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    sallie says:

    up the oirish

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    WShy are these people re-elected? says:

    + 1

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    One more kunnt says:

    Smug i-got-away-with-it-you -oiks face.
    TOTALLY agree with the comment, and knowing that the HoC have elected this trougher as Deputy Speaker, well, words fucking fail me.

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    Jim says:

    Expenses thieving scum.

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    I know says:

    Isn’t Laing a Scotch name? Don’t tell us we have another bloody cuckoo in the nest!

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    Radio Bollocks says:

    Just the person to keep an eye on fiddles.

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