October 15th, 2013

Shadow Cabinet in Full


  1. 1
    Living in 98.11% white Merseyside says:

    And only one wearing red!

  2. 2
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Far too many women for my liking.

    Women are dangerous creatures.

  3. 3
    corridor of uncertainty says:

    Please no. Not even to run a whelk stall

  4. 4
    NeverRed says:

    A bigger bunch of reprobates, scoundrels and thieves you couldn’t find.

  5. 5
    Dowdy Lot says:

    Not dressed for success.

    The real shadow cabinet photograph would only have the back room staff. Job for Guido: go and compile it.

  6. 6
    Diane Abbott says:

    Divide and Rule.

    I gave my best years to Labour and they have binned me.

  7. 7
    Ad Hominem says:

    The modern face of socialist scum.

  8. 8
    Desperate Dan says:

    I see they’ve got rid of Ed. Wise move.

  9. 9
    Lard Rennard says:

    I’ve got wood.

  10. 10
    Not all there says:

    Where is Ed’s Bag carrier aka Britain’s Obama?

  11. 11
    Caligula says:

    Is it compulsory for Shadow Cabinet members to be a close relative of at least one other senior Labour Party figure?

  12. 12
    Elsie Hargreaves 5 Railway Terrace Dewsbury says:

    They look a little scruffy in that photo.

    One or two of them could do with losing a few pounds.

    Those Italian politicians are always so well turned out.

  13. 13
    Taken Feb 2015 says:

    Whats this photo taken 15 months into the future including, third from left front row, Cameron?

  14. 14
    Living in 98.11% white Merseyside says:

    What’s Angela Merkel doing there? Looks like she’s lost a bit of weight.

  15. 15
    Terry-Thomas says:

    What an absolute shower

  16. 16
    Shooty* says:

    Dear Allah, no. Please, no.

  17. 17
    Aardvark says:

    Is there a single Marxist here that’s had a real job, run a real company, actually dealt with government red tape?

    Actually if they’d done that – they’d be Conservatives.

  18. 18
    Suites you says:

    Next photo they will be wearing regulatory suites.

  19. 19
    What could have been says:

  20. 20

    Come on all you Kremlinologists. Exercise your skills on the positioning of the Looter’s gallery. Why are Mr and Mrs Balls separated? Is the Butcher of Stafford on the end of the row to ease the problems of photoshopping if it becomes necessary to throw him to the wolves? Why so many glum faces? Are they all looking away from the camera to hide the shifty look in their eyes? We need to know these things.

  21. 21
    Aardvark says:

    If it was an EU sponsored, multicultural, equality based, Marxist revolutionary stall with Venezuelan oil money and praised by the BBC/Guardian then yes – but it would close after 3 weeks.

  22. 22

    No, it’s not compulsory, it’snepotism.

  23. 23
    Up North with a bit of Mid and old smoke says:

    Only one MP from Scotland, Wales, NI.

  24. 24
    Village Idiot says:

    …Hideously white,apart from ed and one other!

  25. 25
    Steve Miliband says:

    Where’s Len?

  26. 26
    Anonymous says:

    What happened to my friend, Oliver Letwin?

  27. 27
    Squad Leader says:

    OPEN FIRE ……….

  28. 28
    Thomas from Tonna says:

    I am more concerned about the extra marital sexual relations.

  29. 29
    The Real Cabinet says:

    Its missing Len, Neal and Gordan.

  30. 30
    Who Ate the Pies? says:

    Glad to see a number of the shadows are following in the socialist tradition of broad girths….the West London Michelin starred eateries must be gloating….even though Flabbutt & Lord Lardarse have moved on…

  31. 31
    Paniagua v5 says:

    Lots of new faeces in that line up.

  32. 32
    Horatio McSherry says:

    Shouldn’t someone from the BBC point out the lack of dark faces?

  33. 33
    Shadow Cabinet Member says:

    Show us your woodie then.

  34. 34
    Godfrey Blooms altered ego says:

    F*****G sluts the lot of them

  35. 35
    Round the Bend says:

    The hash tag is ‘Totty Watch’, what are you drinking or smoking come to that. These are Labour harridan’s.

  36. 36
    Shadow Cabinet Member says:

    I’ll have the sofa, it’s very comfy.

  37. 37
    Private Eyefull says:

    Blairs Babes=Millies Minions

  38. 38
    Shadow Cabinet Member says:

    The problem with women is that they never know when to actually STOP.

  39. 39
    Anonymous says:

    I spy a red tie in there. (Plus a few purple.)

  40. 40
    Gerontius says:

    Not very ethnically diverse is it?
    Bad as a UKIP poster.

  41. 41
    Gordon Brown says:

    And they are bigoted.

  42. 42
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    I see Hain has slimed his way into the crowd… but who is that in the front row, far right?

  43. 43
    nellnewman says:

    the shadow cabinet 2015 winning team !! ++++Laugh++++

  44. 44
    Parliament is for Britain, not just London says:

    It accurately reflects Britain though.

    The Londoncentric media and political class think that Britain is now full of dark faces, when the reality is somewhat different.

  45. 45
    The BBC always reports, "The Government has...Labour said..." says:

    Not one has ever had a proper job!!
    And they want to lord it over us FFS!

  46. 46
    Holly says:

    Something that can bleed for up to a week without dying, should never be trusted.

  47. 47
    A nincumpoop says:

    Totty watch, spread-Eagled.

  48. 48
    jmf says:

    From Trending central –
    A friend of Muslim Brotherhood spiritual leader Yusef al-Qaradawi has made the wild claims that Israel plants microchips in the brains of Arab clerics and royalty, as well as using Jewish “honeytraps” and body doubles to get its way in the Middle East.

    So who is doing it to the Liebour Party?

  49. 49
    Alan Douglas says:

    Ooooh, a new Hammer Horror !

    Alan Douglas

  50. 50
    Round the Bend says:

    You forgot the order ‘load with dum dum bullets’.

  51. 51
    Polly Toynbee says:

    Its the f’ugly munters in this picture that pay for this Tory vandalism.

  52. 52
    A nincumpoop says:

    Front row, extreme right: work experience girl?

  53. 53
    jmf says:

    From Trending central –
    A friend of Mozzslim Brotherhood spiritual leader Yusef al-Qaradawi has made the wild claims that Israel plants microchips in the brains of Arab clerics and royalty, as well as using Juwish “honeytraps” and body doubles to get its way in the Middle East.

    So who is doing it to the Liebour Party?

  54. 54
    A nincumpoop says:

    (And her mum.)

  55. 55
    Jeremy Clarkson says:

    OK so they have been taken outside and lined up.

    Are their families present?

  56. 56
    Alan Douglas says:

    Is that the token “ethnic”, next to the woman on green ?

    Or is it, like the BBC, hideously white ?

    Alan Douglas

  57. 57

    Better known as Scabinet, innit!

  58. 58
    jmf says:

    No it is Ed Millitwats body double.

  59. 59

    Who are these people?

    Candidates for The Apprentice?

  60. 60
    Paniagua v5 says:

    In turns.

  61. 61
    Yeah, right.... says:

    Lucky that they have their own governments then.

  62. 62
    Anonymous says:


  63. 63
    Hang the Bastards says:

    I have no comment to make.

  64. 64
    Anonymous says:


  65. 65

    Here are a bunch of notable people. Not one of them has ever done a day’s work in their lives.

    So what do they call themselves? You guessed it – Labour!

  66. 66
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Milli’s Munters

  67. 67
    Ma­qb­oul says:

    Can’t see the Wood for the trash.

  68. 68
    Barry Chuckle says:

    I had a right chuckle at the lack of black people!!

  69. 69
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Where’s Michael Crick :-)

  70. 70
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    And it’s not even Halloween yet.

  71. 71
    Puke says:

    What a hideous bunch of people. And that’s just the two Eds.

  72. 72
    RusbridgerFan says:

    Mili-maids, surely

  73. 73
    A nincumpoop says:

    This is a wry Carr parody, surely.

  74. 74
    Diane Abbott says:

    Me should be in there, mon, rice and pea, rice and pea.

  75. 75
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    I see Liebore have gone from Blair’s Babes to Milli’s Munters :-)

  76. 76
    Lexander says:

    Absolutely amazing bunch of the ugliest group in politics. Those ghastly wimmin! Keeping this by me for the general election!

  77. 77
    Anon. says:


  78. 78
    Thames valley says:

    Where I live there are no dark faces at all. Apart from those nice people at the corner shop.

  79. 79

    Be afraid be VERY afraid

  80. 80
    Anon. says:

    Where’s Son of Blair, Son of Straw, Son of Dromey? Surely they’ll go straight into the Cabinet? Minister for Wars, Minister for Illegal Substances, Minister for Public Sector Strikes.

  81. 81
    Anon. says:

    Only in a Tory Cabinet, silly.

  82. 82
    Leafy suburbs dweller says:

    All white at ours.

  83. 83
    walking into the darkness says:

    If only I were a really good tax dodger and could afford to leave the country

  84. 84
    Toxic Labour scum trashed my Country says:

    What a shower of shit. Let’s hope they never get to power, I can’t afford them

  85. 85
    A Viewpoint says:

    If you think the Beeb is hideously white, you need an early visit to Specsavers – or a new colour telly.

  86. 86
    walking into the darkness says:

    they look quite good on a bit of rope

  87. 87
    Info desk says:

    Chucky saw the light – and buggered off to Brussels for a couple of nights freebeing.

  88. 88
    Aardvark says:

    Team BBC

  89. 89
    BBC Labour says:


    Honesty of officers queried.

    Breaking news for us! Beats giving the Stafford hospital deaths at least 1% of the coverage they would have received had they happened under an evil Tory government.

  90. 90

    Fatbott would have taken up half the picture frame and Chuka is still being humble.

  91. 91
    Channel 4 News says:

    Or UKIP

  92. 92

    What were you before you were Paniagua v5?

    Or even Paniagua v(n)? :-)

  93. 93
    Labour UNITE as one says:

    He’s out of shot on a platform above their heads…the strings have been air brushed out

  94. 94
    Dave from Winey says:

    They’re the “Winning Team” for me

  95. 95
    Can the Scots save England from Labour ?? says:

    This is the 2015 line up and with a fair wind Scotland will be an independent country by then and any MP representing a Scottish Constituency will be out of a job effective September 2016(when the Act of Secession would take effect following a “YES” Vote in the 2014 Referendum)Fingers crossed

  96. 96
    A Man From Slough says:

    Thanks. There goes my lunch.

  97. 97
    Barry Chuckle says:

    The red lights of Brussels are a enticing prospect for our Chucky

  98. 98
    geordieboy says:

    PMT comes to mind.

  99. 99
    geordieboy says:

    What a fucking loser.

  100. 100
    Go to UKIP, Katie baby says:

    Kate Hoey is, by far, the best Labour MP, male or female.
    No place for her in that line up

  101. 101
    Labour...filth...just filth says:

    complete selection of graft sneer hypocricy and lowlife scum

  102. 102
    Len Murray's memories says:


  103. 103
    Sid James says:

    Who’s the fat bird in the red dress?

  104. 104
    chukkabrik says:

    its that turd under ed’s foot

  105. 105
    Diane Slugusset..well known labour apologist and vaz licker says:

    she could have caused a black spot

  106. 106
    Labour...mendacious expedient sociopaths says:

    they’re milimingers

  107. 107
    Labour...mendacious expedient sociopaths says:

    whining subcultured hypocrites

  108. 108
    The General says:

    Blacks, women,Gays but no wheelchairs !!!!!

  109. 109
    The Critic says:

    This proves why the word politician is an anagram of colitis pain.

    Is the collective noun for a group of politicians still ‘a loathing’?

  110. 110
    Say cheese says:

    Now that Miss Diane has gone, there’s room on the photograph for everyone.

  111. 111
    Caroline says:

    God, the women look awful.
    Top shelf fodder if ever there was.

  112. 112
    I'm a hard man, me says:

    Is the emasculated sex-change Mr Harman there, or has Harriet sent him to do the washing up?

  113. 113
    To Be Frank says:

    You just know that bunch of women won’t really get on with that bunch of men.


  114. 114
    I won't swing for this, but I should says:

    I’m celebrating the 30th Staffordshire death today, and anticipating even more.

  115. 115
    Cruel Bastard says:

    They’re all staring at Diane Abbott who has been told to stay out of shot.

  116. 116

    What a great UKIP election poster

  117. 117

    The rope should have been around their treacherous necks

  118. 118


  119. 119

    Blunt rusty bayonets

  120. 120
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says:

    Emily Thorberry,Shadow Attorney General a know it all who knows fuck all

  121. 121
    What a plonker. says:

    Red Len McCluskey and Unite are pulling all their strings and
    telling them what to say and think. God help us all if ever this
    shower of shite get into power.

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    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says:

    The real shadow cabinet Len Mccluskey,Paul Kenny,Mark Serwotta et al were unaavailble today.

  123. 123
    The Maimed Badger says:

    How many are Menopausal ?

  124. 124
    Bluto says:

    Watch out if she gets in. Horrible bully of a woman.

  125. 125
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says:

    Best post!If elected they will finally finish Britain off.

  126. 126
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says:

    She didnt buy it at Binns!

  127. 127
    Anonymous says:

    Well, at least tell him your friend’s name. And why are you asking Oliver Letwin, anyway?

  128. 128
    P C Dixon says:

    Can you imagine that LOT of half wits running APPLE or AMAZON or GLAXO or BMW or even Fred’s Garage Services in Putney!!! (last one fictitious of course!) – No neither can I

  129. 129
    Bernard O'C says:

    No eye candy then!!

  130. 130
    Anonymous says:

    Who is the one in the green jacket with her legs akimbo ?

  131. 131
    Anonymous says:

    It was very unkind of them not to warn her they were having a snap taken.

  132. 132
    Suzie says:

    Me too. In fact the amount of people I know who say the same thing would fill a very large ship. Maybe that’s what the government wants so there is more room here for all the immigrants !

  133. 133
    Juvenalian Precariat says:

  134. 134
    VINCE (can anybody else smell shit ?) CABLE says:

    Whats Cameron doing on their front row third left ?

  135. 135
    Juvenalian Precariat says:

    Labour = BNP.

  136. 136
    Darion 2 By Gormless Brown says:

    That day won’t come, but it will be great fun winding them up for evermore, the day of the referendum the Scots showed exactly what they have under their Kilts for the world to see.

  137. 137
    Lucy Clayton's Modelling School says:

    And, who’s the one on the right front row. She needs deportment lessons. Get her to give me a call.

  138. 138
    Lucy Clayton's Modelling School says:

    Yes. They could give their surplus pounds to the one on the right, front row. She looks bulimic.

  139. 139
    Lucy Clayton's Modelling School says:

    Or Harriet’s Harridans?

  140. 140
    gordon says:

    Is that Arm chairs and a sofa?

  141. 141
    Huge Grant says:

    Leaders Wives

  142. 142
    Huge Grant says:

    Len Goodman?

  143. 143
    SyrianTouristBoard says:

    What a bunch of muppets.

    Chr*st only knows what this lot would be capable of it they ever crawled into power.

    Them or the Old Etonians. What a grisly choice.

  144. 144
    mollibees@talktalk.net says:

    ooooooops….. no black face? !!!!!!

  145. 145
    kok gwan says:

    Are you sure she’s only one? Looks like several in that dress to me.

  146. 146
    Ray Winnstern says:

    Milly’s Muppets

  147. 147
    Leslie Phillips says:

    Ding Dung!

  148. 148
    Paul says:

    is it a fire engine…

  149. 149
    Chocolate Fireguard says:

    What a fine body of er, of er, of er, you wouldn’t let them loose with a er, with a er, sod it I can’t think of anything.

  150. 150
    Chocolate Fireguard says:

    A sorrier looking bunch of no-hopers you couldn’t find.

  151. 151
    Cap 'n Kirk says:

    The Scottish one is worth minus-three in anyone’s favour.
    Student leader that changed courses so many times to ensure the taxpayer just paid and paid…. then didn’t make it through to his first degree (on any subject).
    Now THAT’S life but not as we know it, Jim.

  152. 152
    Cap 'n Kirk says:

    3 Scots at least in front row.
    Can understand if you didn’t recognise them, all had charisma-bypasses at birth.
    Curran, Alexander,Murphy.
    Hell that comes to, nearly Minus-Ten.
    Lord help us.

  153. 153
    Ms Harperson says:

    The magnificent results of marxist-feminist all women shortlists.
    Never let free-market meritocracy get it’s nose in and block out democracy when you have the woman’s lobby to impress.

    Half a shadow cabinet chosen without competition from half the UK’s people (ie. males)

    I recommend it to the House

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