October 15th, 2013

Flatty Pickles

You have been missing out this summer if you were not following Pickles Road Trip where two students carried a cardboard cut out of Eric Pickles around America, posting photos along the way. The Mail have a pretty good summary today. They’re back now, and finally Pickles has come to face to face with with his wafer thin doppelgänger.


14 Comments

  1. 1

    Look at the big fat useless idiot. The commons is off balance now Diane Abbott isn’t on the opposing benches for ballast.

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      Lard Pressclott of Beams, Bellies, Banjos, Bulimia, two bog seats, two Jags & Shags. says:

      I talk a load of old ballast.

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  2. 2
    Duty pedant says:

    Wafer.

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  3. 3
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Double bubble.

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  4. 4
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF ROYAL MAIL…

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  5. 6
    But says:

    One of the few trying to do a decent job. Carry on Fatty.

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  6. 7
    Great British Public says:

    We’d rather have tubby Eric Pickles than anorexic Tony B£iar.

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  7. 8
    Dr. Who says:

    They both look 2-dimensional to me.

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  8. 9
    Ed Balls says:

    Wafer thin? I’ve always imagined Eric to taste hammy.

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  9. 10
    Anonymous says:

    No pics of Pickles at “all you can eat” buffets?

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  10. 11

    Eric is a Bradford lad so must like curry

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  11. 12
    Wilfred Pickles (no relation) says:

    His father used to tell him not to pull his twin brother by the ear like that!

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Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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