October 15th, 2013

Flatty Pickles

You have been missing out this summer if you were not following Pickles Road Trip where two students carried a cardboard cut out of Eric Pickles around America, posting photos along the way. The Mail have a pretty good summary today. They’re back now, and finally Pickles has come to face to face with with his wafer thin doppelgänger.


  1. 1

    Look at the big fat useless idiot. The commons is off balance now Diane Abbott isn’t on the opposing benches for ballast.

  2. 2
    Duty pedant says:


  3. 3
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Double bubble.

  4. 4
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:


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    Lard Pressclott of Beams, Bellies, Banjos, Bulimia, two bog seats, two Jags & Shags. says:

    I talk a load of old ballast.

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    But says:

    One of the few trying to do a decent job. Carry on Fatty.

  7. 7
    Great British Public says:

    We’d rather have tubby Eric Pickles than anorexic Tony B£iar.

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    Dr. Who says:

    They both look 2-dimensional to me.

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    Ed Balls says:

    Wafer thin? I’ve always imagined Eric to taste hammy.

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    Anonymous says:

    No pics of Pickles at “all you can eat” buffets?

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    Eric is a Bradford lad so must like curry

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    Wilfred Pickles (no relation) says:

    His father used to tell him not to pull his twin brother by the ear like that!

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    Vince Altzeimer says:

    I can confirm, I have no recollection of selling off Royal Mail on the cheap.

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    Larceny on a Grand Scale says:

    Thought we called it, ‘free market economics’?

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