October 15th, 2013

Flatty Pickles

You have been missing out this summer if you were not following Pickles Road Trip where two students carried a cardboard cut out of Eric Pickles around America, posting photos along the way. The Mail have a pretty good summary today. They’re back now, and finally Pickles has come to face to face with with his wafer thin doppelgänger.


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  1. 1

    Look at the big fat useless idiot. The commons is off balance now Diane Abbott isn’t on the opposing benches for ballast.

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      Lard Pressclott of Beams, Bellies, Banjos, Bulimia, two bog seats, two Jags & Shags. says:

      I talk a load of old ballast.

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  2. 2
    Duty pedant says:

    Wafer.

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  3. 3
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Double bubble.

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  4. 4
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF ROYAL MAIL…

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  5. 6
    But says:

    One of the few trying to do a decent job. Carry on Fatty.

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  6. 7
    Great British Public says:

    We’d rather have tubby Eric Pickles than anorexic Tony B£iar.

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  7. 8
    Dr. Who says:

    They both look 2-dimensional to me.

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  8. 9
    Ed Balls says:

    Wafer thin? I’ve always imagined Eric to taste hammy.

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  9. 10
    Anonymous says:

    No pics of Pickles at “all you can eat” buffets?

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  10. 11

    Eric is a Bradford lad so must like curry

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  11. 12
    Wilfred Pickles (no relation) says:

    His father used to tell him not to pull his twin brother by the ear like that!

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