October 14th, 2013

Rich’s Monday Morning View


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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Remember vote early,vote often,vote UKIP :-)

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    Vote LibDim for higher energy bills says:

    Hysterical! oh dear, thank God a I’m wearing a corset or I’d have split my sides!

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    Tim Rice says:

    Or you could do what I did and refuse to accept one million pounds to put windmills on my land thus increasing everyones’ electricity bills and ruining the landscape for all.

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    Did no gentleman offer the lady a seat? says:

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    numb3r10 says:

    bites knuckles

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    I recognise him says:

    It’s Windmili

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    We know says:

    Like wider seats.

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    Abbott. Failed by genetics says:

    Reduced Sunday service having to cope with a Luvvies away day from London Diane.

    Fuck all to do with privatisation. Catch the same train next weekend and it well be empty you fuckwit.

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    Anonymous says:

    How we laughed.
    (Is is supposed to be funny, isn’t it? I thought I should just check.)

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    cheche says:

    THey should charge by size like royal mail

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    We know says:

    Diane 25% of the UK adult population are obese. Do the calculation!

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    There’s room for windmill Dave and windmill Nick on the other two blades :-)

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    numb3r10 says:

    Something about being crucified and windmills and I think it’s meant to be Milliwatt because it says so in the tags. I know he had something to do with windmills but I’m not getting the Jesus bit?

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    Thomas says:

    I agree Diane. When the trains were nationalised there was always a guards’ van for the heavier and bulkier freight. Ideal for the morbidly fat MP.

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    Jesus says:

    If that’s supposed to be me.
    I was also nailed by the feet with a lance in my ribcage
    And a crown of thorns.

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    BlutRail says:

    Had we known Ms Abbott was travelling with us, we would have attached another, wider, carriage.

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    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    I prefer a good old fashioned coal fire myself.

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    Remind me, how often is the cheltlitfest held? Ah! Yes! Four times a year, if we are generous and include Music, Science and all that Jazz.

    So she would have the railway capacity increased every day of the year to cater for those four times. Genius!

    Why don’t you try rolling home, Diane?

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    Anonymous says:

    Just tiltint!-Ed

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    The BBC says:

    Ed Miliband is the saviour.

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    edmartin says:

    interesting timing – there’s a good chance that we face falling oil and thus other energy prices – the financial consequences of ‘green’ policies may be even more excruciating for the politicoes – the less well off will be taxed for – well – nothing

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    edmartin says:

    and who pays for the clitfest – the poor bloody tax-payer – and the rail subsidies – and TSR2?

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    There is no are likely about it.

    Energy bills will rise and they will do so because of him.

    Vote Labour, everyone! Voters just lurve rising bills…

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    Jack Welby says:

    Travel by train to cardiff at weekends you have a 2 hour delay amd a lengthy detour via gloucester

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    The Tapas Seven says:

    In light of the new information to be shown on Crimewatch, we wish to correct a statement we make to the police.

    We did not order calamares, we had puntillitas.

    Hopefully that clears everything up.

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    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    would you dare do a similar one for the prophet of peace?
    Guido you should be ashamed of yourself

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Oh dear kiddies, windy milli is drunk again :-)

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    Mustapha Leak says:

    This is a very insulting cartoon, you have insulted our prophet and our religion, expect a fatwah to be delivered as soon as possible.

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    Better Off Out says:

    3,600 new laws in three years as EU strangles UK firms http://dailym.ai/1bpcJAB

    GET BRITAIN OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Ah! M says:

    37st man forced to pay for two seats on jet finds they are rows apart :(

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    Cardiff - Welsh for 'shite' says:

    That sounds like another good reason not to visit Cardiff.

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    Ah! M says:

    What’s that pointy bit?
    I think you’ll find he’s circumsised.

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    Owen Jones says:

    WAKE UP AND SMELL THE BELGIUM COFFEE: there’s NOT going to be a referendum. Did you actually think there was going to be one? UKIP for me now, why? Because i can!

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    Big Ben says:

    I couldn’t really give a monkeys if Londonistan sinks below rising tides, I live 100 metres above sea level, Londonistan about 4 or less at high tide, what a waste of money spent on that hole.

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    albacore says:

    Crucified on windmills – now there’s an idea
    Much better than gallows for instilling fear
    Who knows, it might even prove enough reason
    For LibLabCons to think twice about treason

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    Mustapha Leak says:

    Oh sorry, we believe the fatwah is stuck on a train somewhere, coming from the west country.

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    One-term Dave says:

    No. But I’ll offer you a new relationship with the EU, whereby they only strangle the UK with 3,599 new laws every 3 years.

    With an extra 10 in leap years.

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    Why isn’t Ed Dicey on the next windmill?

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    One of the seven says:

    The photo fit is definitely the waiter, and he was with us all the time.

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    Big Ben says:

    That’s nothing I stood once all the way to Londonistan from Doncaster in 45 years maybe Donny by the Sea

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    M­a­q­bo­ul says:

    Aye, charge excess baggage on the trains. Lardarses should pay more.

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    The Spineless Tit in Number 10 says:

    Yes, but energy bills will also rise for the 600,000 jobless migrants from the EU who are claiming British benefits. We must see how we can help them.

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    Cosmetic surgeon with a chainsaw says:

    Easily solved.

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    Big Ben says:

    Dave just pretends to be

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    Living in 98.221% white Merseyside says:

    I shall most definitely NOT be watching Crimewatch tonight or whenever it’s on.

    I never do anyway.

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    Anonymous says:

    How did Milliband knock the second nail in?

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    M­a­q­bo­ul says:

    Clearly you are new here.

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    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    Or Gerrys twin??

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    M­a­q­bo­ul says:

    They won’t rise if they are frozen by law.

    Then producers won’t bother to supply anymore. Then we’ll all freeze.

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    Even if this global warming crap had any truth in it ,could someone please explain to me how , by increasing fuel prices it could make any difference . People still have to cook and heat their houses.

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    Cosmetic surgeon with a chainsaw says:

    Why don’t the train companies get the lardarses to pull/push the train? Reduced energy consumption, green travel, and exercise!

    Win win win!

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    That is one very Thick MP says:

    Give me strength. Is it compulsory to be as thick as a brick to be an MP.

    FFS it’s nothing to do with capacity. 99% of the tine there isn’t a train on the line out of Cheltenham anyway because there is no demand for more, especially on a Sunday afternoon in Autumn.

    This stupid woman would have the taxpayer subsidise a train service throughout the year that would be barely used except when Londoners go down once in a blue moon to have a book reading event.

    The obvious solution is for the festival organisers to charter a special train for the event but as they have not then it probably was not feasible anyway,

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    Dave your Gay Loving P.M. says:

    Don’t forget me! I’m in the shit too!

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    Selohesra says:

    Cue Ed and BBS getting upset and claiming this is anti -semitic

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    Selohesra says:


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    Boris for PM. He's a Proper Job Liberal Tory says:

    It’s a vigorous, voracious press that keeps our country honest


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    Bollocks Broadcasting Corporation says:

    We have decided not to mention this in our newspaper digest, even though it was headlines in the Mail and the Telegraph. There are more important things out there, like who was voted off Strictly.

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    Scouse Side says:

    Don’t blame you. Why should you waste time watching on the Telly what you can see out of your window every day.

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    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    A Catherine Wheel, Oor are we a bit early for that?

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    M­a­q­bo­ul says:

    You would think two gentlemen would have got up and offered her their seats.

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    Wally Poynbee says:

    Still is on the Gloucester – Padd route. There’s even space right next to the 2 engines – and her screaming could drown out the engine noise.

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    Jaw drops in disbelief says:


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    Another Engineer says:

    Lake Humber will return!

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    FFS says:

    It’s Kate with her special child abduction mask on.

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    Two seats Abbott says:

    Being gentlemen they probably did not want to embarrass her.

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    Where are Tony Blair's expenses says:

    Don’t spend money on HS2 spend it on new rolling stock, longer platforms, better signalling and improved maintenance. There is not too much wrong with our current rail system that sensible investment will not solve.

    HS2 is a con, at first we were told it was all about efficiency and speed; when that was shown to be ridiculous they moved the arguement to capacity. HS2 will cost the Tories 8-10 seats along the rural route at the next election and Cameron and his posh boys are so stupid he cannot see it.

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    numb3r10 says:

    just look out of your window , innit ?

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    numb3r10 says:


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    George Osborne says:

    More Chinese immigration is the answer, that’s what we need!

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    Better Off Out says:

    The EU does not trust the people: Van Rompuy scorns direct election of Commission President http://www.euractiv.com/eu-elections-2014/van-rompuy-underlines-objections-news-531049

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    FFS says:

    Can you please stop doing that. Every time you Islam-o-crazies kick off we get 10 more converts to Christianity in my town and I already have to stand at the back of the church on a Sunday.

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    St Catherine says:

    Nah, makes you a bit dizzy, but you soon get over it.

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    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    I never realised all of the UKs problems were down to foreigners and nothing to do with the indigenous people until I read this site.

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    Old Gent says:

    So I take it no one could bring themselves to offer their seat to her?

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    C. Lucas says:

    Very green. Save transport on millions of those little fans and Christmas novelties.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    I hope you’ve got a nice cushy sinecure lined up in 19 months time Dave?

    The other 150 Tories who are going to lose their seats will just have to sign on :-)

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    611,779 EU immigrants on JSA & ESA in Britain says:

    Without mass immigration the UK would be on its arse.

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    HS2, a fool's promise says:

    HS2 is pointless anyway as the bloody thing doesn’t stop anywhere. So anyone wanting to go to anywhere in between has to do the full journey then get another train back to where they went through earlier. Which will no doubt take longer than if they caught an ordinary train.

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    Elm Guest House Receptionist says:

    Happy Birthday Cliff Richard. 73 today.

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    611,779 EU immigrants on JSA & ESA in Britain says:

    The ‘indigenous people’ are all lazy bastards, just watch the BBC they know all about it.

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    Left hating white Briton says:

    Do feel free to f*ck off to Leftard forward then. Missing you already. Not

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    Bring it on George says:

    I’ve no problem with that. The Chinks work hard, behave well and don’t impose their religions on the population.

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    Census says:

    Which sites do you usually read?

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    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

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    Indoor plumbing/no whippets says:

    I would crawl all the way on broken glass to get away from Dunny and the inbred inhabitants.

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    The dangers of holding referendum too soon should never be underestimated. The EU propaganda machine would be put into overdrive, no public expense spared ,the BBC, Unions, Guardian , theLiblabcon and all the rest of the treacherous filth would soon begin to frighten millions into believing that their jobs and future property were in jeopardy, any ‘No’ campaign would be outspent several times over.
    The consequences would be a disaster ,because after winning a rigged referendum the EU would claim to have a popular mandate giving them carte blanc to do whatever they liked. We would then face years imprisoned in a morass of regulation and oppression presided over by gloating Eurocrats unable to do a dam thing about it.
    In the meantime we must hope that whole heap of corruption and graft implodes under the weight of another EURO crisis, which with any luck should not be to far off

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    Go for it. says:

    Nuclear provides the base load 24/7/365 whether the wind blows or not and at night too.

    Money well spent for sensible energy security.

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    611,779 EU immigrants on JSA & ESA in Britain says:

    What a great idea Ed, fire up those nuclear reactors we’ve always found it a bit cold up here.

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    Little Boy Blue says:

    ” Congratulations “

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    FFS says:

    Because he knows full well that the person most likely to win said elections would be Nigel Farrage!

    50% of EU citizens want to see the EU go back to being the EEC, they are the largest single power-bloc within the EU.

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    A. Scargill says:

    I warned you!

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    H2S is by EU command

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    Energy companies know little Ed will win the next election , thus the 20 month freeze will take effect
    So they hike their prices now so as to maximize their profits during that period
    and Dave lets them do it !

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    611,779 EU immigrants on JSA & ESA in Britain says:

    Brilliant, you get our vote Dave!

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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Does this imply that McClusky is Pilate ?

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    611,779 EU immigrants on JSA & ESA in Britain says:

    Leave Dave alone he’s doing a really great job.

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    SORRY I mean prosperity not proerty

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    Where are Tony Blair's expenses says:

    Nuclear Power will be a price worth paying – it will give us security of supply and not leave us reliant on politically unstable Russian and Middle Eastern Governments who coulsd turn off the energy taps ay any time.

    One of the reasons it is so expensive is because we have lost the ability ( thanks to the Green Movement and spineless politicians) to build our own nuclear facilities and now we are being held to ransom by the Frogs and the Yanks.

    The US are already looking at building small power stations based on a derivative or a nulcear submarine engine – what a splendid idea.

    At some point fossil fuels will run out so we may as well start building the nulcear power stations.

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    Err says:

    We are, and running out of toilet paper…schools, NHS beds, swans, carp and patience.

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    kandnsky says:

    Cheap, pointless and cowardly stuff. a new low for the worst cartoonist working in the media.

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    It's all relative says:

    An engineer(s) once proposed a solution to this, using extra track sections along the route, where a slower train would run alongside the high speed train and passengers would transfer between the two trains. I don’t think it went any further tan a proposal though.

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    BBC says:

    “67% of public want ‘drastic action’ to cut immigration and 52% of voters say they are more likely to back a party promising to cut immigration significantly”

    They’re all racists.

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    H2O says:

    Split me.

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    Toxic Labour scum trashed my Country says:

    Yes, crucifying politicians on windmills is a great idea.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    I’d love to see the design for a nuclear electric powered tractor/combine harvester or aeroplane :-)

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    Toxic Labour scum trashed my Country says:

    No because it would take 3 people to give up their seat for the Hackney Hippo.

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    Red Len says:

    I did it

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    Relative to Relatives says:

    Is it a bad thing to put your own race first anyway? It’s no different than putting your family first, your town first, your team first, your relations first, your country first etc.

    Why has it become bad in the BBC book of rules to support one’s blood line?

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    Diane Fatbott says:

    I know !! I know !!

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    Rice and Pea says:

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    Postie says:

    Should have used TNT mail

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Remember vote early,vote often,vote UKIP :-)

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    Anonymous says:

    Am i the only one who thinks Sir Tim was exagerating re £1,000,000 to put “a few” windmills on his land ?

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    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:


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    John Bellingham says:

    If energy becomes sufficiently expensive all the “ordinaries” and pensioners will die from hypothermia; this will free up housing stock to accommodate the expected influx of new arrivals from sub-saharan Africa and space in the NHS which cannot continue to afford to treat the illnesses of the elderly when beds are needed for treating the new arrivals for AIDS, TB, hepatitis, kwashikor etc. Old people have only themselves to blame anyway as age is a self-inflicted injury.
    Important people, such as MPs, government officials, BBC managers, policemen, criminals and those on long-term benefits will, though be compensated from general taxation.

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    Rice and Pea says:

    “I think they go into ponds, pebbles”.

    Classic pisstaking Brillo!

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Grow a pair and just top paying the telly tax :-)

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    Diane Fatbott says:

    ‘Running’ for Mayor ?? I can’t waddle fast, never mind run for anything.

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    ftfoff says:

    I am a religious freak and find this offensive. Oh, an of course anti-simetic.

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    The Choice is simple so why do politicians keep making the wrong choice? says:

    Money spent on Nuclear power results in guaranteed electricity capacity. Money spent on windmills and solar always produces less electricity than stated and only when the wind is blowing and the sun is shining.

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    FFS says:

    There are 4million migrants claiming British benefits because the few that do work are polishing cars for 6quid an hour and paying only £1000 a year in tax, for which they get subsidised housing, free education and free health-care.

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    Shaw Taylor says:

    The photofit looks like Neil Hamilton…and he’s got form with regard to being implicated in criminal allegations.

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    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    I never realised you were a complete bird-brain before you wrote that. I suppose the clue is in the name.

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    Abdel from Tooting says:

    You are having a laugh.

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    widescreen2010 says:

    I think you’ve got the wrong Milliband there.

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    Quiet Bat Person says:

    A gentleman would give up his seat for a lady.

    No doubt but there were plenty of gentlemen on board, but, alas, no lady.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Because, unlike Putin, they haven’t got the bottle to send all the ecoloons to the nearest gulag.

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    ftfoff says:

    You’ll find it’s ZioLoons pretendimng to be Muslims. The actually pay Hasbara students to spread propaganda and hatred.

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    John Bellingham says:

    When I was a kid the football clubs used to charter trains for away matches, but the supporters used to get drunk, have punch-ups and smash up the carriages. Possibly that is why they don’t have “away specials” for Cheltenham, Hay, Glynborne etc. After a few pints of Pouilly-Fuisse, they’ll be urinating all over the carriages and puking out of the windows.

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    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    But it is Militwit and Liblabcon green energy taxes making them do it.

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    Anonymous says:

    Seriously, what good is an E fit picture of “some men” possibly seen near the Ocean Club 6 years ago, going to do ? What is going on here? .Why didnt the millions given by the public unearth this world shattering E fit 5 years ago ?

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    FFS says:

    The other 33% were all ethnic minority anyway and they are thinking “just 17% to go and we can make sure that feckin door stays open for ever”

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    Sir Tim says:

    “Tim Rice has said he may no longer vote for the Tories because of David Cameron’s enthusiasm for ‘hideous’ wind farms.

    The lyricist said that he could have made more than £1million from offers to put turbines on his Scottish estate, but believes green energy schemes are a ‘scam’.

    Sir Tim, 68, who was once a high profile support of the Conservative Party, said its wind-farm policy has made him unsure how he will vote.

    ‘Wind farms are one of the most dishonest scams perpetuated by any organisation ever,’


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    He says:

    “Up to 12 police officers have raided the London flat of Natalie Rowe, 47, a former callgirl who was once intimate with UK Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne and who is planning to publish a book detailing wild parties attended by Osborne and other top Tories.
    Rowe told the Sunday People: “I’m not into conspiracy theories. I’d like to think the fact I’ve been unfairly targeted by the police has nothing to do with the fact my book is about to be published, which happens to be very embarrassing for the chancellor. But it’s certainly made me wonder. WHY did one officer involved in the raid ask me whether I was about to publish my memoirs and WHY did a police inspector tell me I’d be opening a ‘whole can of worms’ if I complained?”
    Rowe, who formerly ran an escort agency under the sobriquet ‘Mistress Pain’, has caused headaches for Osborne before. In 2005 photographs surfaced of the chancellor, then 22, and Rowe – also known as Jennifer Shackleton – at a party in 1994 beside what looks like a supply of cocaine.
    Osborne denies ever taking the drug, a claim disputed by Rowe in an Australian ABC interview: “George Osborne did take cocaine on that night – he took it on a regular basis, with me (and) with his friends. There were more witnesses who saw George Osborne taking cocaine – there are other people out there that know the truth. On that night I joked, when you are prime minister I’ll have all the dirty goods on you and he laughed and had a big fat line of cocaine.”
    Asked if it had ever become more than a friendship Rowe said “yes”, but did not elaborate. However, she did say that Osborne was a regular visitor to her Chelsea flat as she was the girlfriend of landowner William Sinclair, a friend of the chancellor since their days at Oxford.
    Rowe claimed: “George was fascinated with what I did for a living. He was interested in what clients I was seeing, how much I charged and what happened. I showed him the chains, the handcuffs and belts.”

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    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

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    Anonymous says:

    We could claim the cost of their benefits back from their Home country, why dont we ?

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    Cliff's Dad says:

    Son, you be a bachelor boy.

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    Demetrius Skortou says:

    611,000 migrants on the dole. You wait until the millions of Bulgarians/Rumanians come flooding into the country and will claim different benefits, for themselves, relatives & offspring.

    ConLabLib policies on immigration should have been properly investigated years ago.

    None of these (bought & paid for) politicians have ever had a mandate from the people whether we wanted to join an EU political union or not, and allow millions of uncontrolled migration into the country, at the cost of billions of wasted revenue, that should otherwise have been spent on providing new housing, schools, hospitals as well as new industries & work training centres, so our own people can get the proper skills training they need to find a decent job with adequate pay.

    Cameron, and the other leaders of these irrelevant parties are sowing a seed of disaster for our country, which very soon could all blow up in their faces.

    Haven’t a significant enough of the British people released that when a sizeable proportion of the people vote ConLabLib, they are in effect voting for the vested interests who own these politicians and dictate policy to the rest of us via these old a tired worn out parties?

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    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    Militwit is the coward for blaming energy companies for raising prices when they were caused by his own policies.

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    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    A totally dishonest coward.

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    FFS says:

    75% of Diane is obese

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    Quiet Bat Person says:

    Why not add a third rail to the existing line, and increase capacity by 50%.

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    Anonymous says:

    Does Grayson Perry have to dress in womens clothes for mental reasons or is it all a down market “Dame Edna” situation ?

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    Dave"The One Term Prime Minister" Cameron says:

    Jeremy Kyle makes me want to wear a condom.

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    FFS says:

    Fitted-up you mean?

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    Anonymous says:

    We can claim their benefits and NHS costs back from the home countries, why dont we ?

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    Pundit says:

    The FA have had to double the number of tickets allocated to Polish fans for Tuesday’s football match against England.

    Like the previous Labour government, the number of people expected have been woefully underestimated by the FA.

    The Polish team are now looking to have home advantage in Wembley.

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    FFS says:

    Because 5 years ago Kate and Gerry didn’t need to release a new book for Christmas?

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    FFS says:

    Becaused the money we give to the EU is already being used to subsidise their home country, so really it would just be a lot of paperwork to no avail.

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    Mine d'Boggles says:

    Exactamentally, right on the button.

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    FFS says:

    And we could sell it to the Germans.

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    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Yes. Censored by the BBC.

    Luckily, Sky are holding a week of honest debate on the subject of immigration (or ‘migration’ as the BBC now call it.)

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    Frankie Boyle says:

    Humour. It’s difficult isn’t it?

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    Mine d'Boggles says:

    I always thought that Rolls Royce were building the submarine engines and had a test facility at Dounreay. Is that a mistake on my part? If so, who makes the UK sub power plants?

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    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Yup. The BBC is giving them plenty of sympathetic support though.

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    The most amusing claim ever says:

    A few years back myself and my wife were driving into Lichfield from A38 to visit the Garrick Theatre and passed a recently opened shop driving into town which had a sign over the door saying “The Polish Shop” ..”Mm ! I bet they ‘ll soon close down” said my wife..”I wouldn’t have thought there was much call for a shop just selling polish would you ?” Whatever they sell it’s thriving..

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    FFS says:

    Ever get the feeling that this woman is an attention seeking nut-job with a tendency for making up stories for the foreign press where she presumes she will not be sued for libel?

    Most prostitutes are rather reticent about telling the general public the details of what they do but there’s no stopping this one is there?

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    Sir Cliff says:

    And even if I were, would that make me a bad person?
    Remember, a faggot is a bundle of sticks, or a regional pork-offal dish.
    (Not to mention a Godawful one.)

  161. 161
    Anonymous says:

    Go and see the reality. As with all peoples they initially only export the good. As the route opens up they force the worst along the lines.

    Why would a country suffer the worthless people when they can be encourage to leave? “Let some one else pay” is today’s global motto.

    It is people like you who see a generality in the observation of a few, that are encouraging this dumping. Wake up, humanity is the same the world over.

  162. 162
    Anonymous says:

    I liked the Camberwick Green scene in “Life on Mars” with the nonce being beaten up.

  163. 163
    Village Idiot says:

    …You could add,housing,trout and money!

  164. 164
    Anonymous says:

    SOUNDS FUCKING DANGEROUS is it done with a grab hook through the neck, or a net suspended between them/

  165. 165
    edmartin says:

    fazakerley! – but do include the soi-disant ‘professions’ in the parasite class please

  166. 166
    Hugh Janus says:

    How many do you need??

  167. 167
    Anonymous says:


  168. 168
    Anonymous says:

    Because the Government doesn’t record what country claimants come from, just that they have an European Union passport.

    Basically the European Union does not allow us and as we are not a sovereign nation any more, we cannot change those rules unless we leave the Union and the ECHR.

  169. 169
    in my (humble) but quite well-informed opinion says:

    And, of course, 5 years ago there wasn’t an ongoing libel case in Lisbon which they look increasingly likely to lose on account of the fact they haven’t been libelled. Thus there was no need for a huge British Establishment-backed PR campaign to counter the bad publicity.

  170. 170
    Dr Faustus says:

    75% of Dianne is seat.

  171. 171
    Just a very silly boy says:

    I can see my dad’s house from here.

  172. 172

    Thanks I should have guessed

  173. 173
    Dr Faustus says:

    Nearly right. As soon as China works out that its truly worthless people are the 1980’s educated Party rabble we will be in a world of shit. The PRC will be able to dump 25 million idiot, mid-level bureaucrats into Brussels at the drop of a hat – and we would never notice.

  174. 174
    or is this just fantasy says:

    OK, might not bring my bills back down, but it would warm the cockles of my heart if Davey were to find himself being burned (in effigy, of course) on Bonfire night.

  175. 175
    Solyushuns R here says:

    But like all trains, it could possibly be a bit late (by say 25 years or so) or, as happens quite regularly, not run at all.

  176. 176
    Russ Conway says:

    Harry, Cliffie, whatever!!! – dorcas, you are forever 21(ish).

    (Not being naff, but there’s a bit of turkey-neck happening there.)

  177. 177
    I'm Spartacus says:

    There’s still plenty of room on the other blades for the thieves (MPs).

  178. 178
    Solyushuns R here says:

    Follow the money … … … as usual.

  179. 179
    Anonymous says:

    Only whites are goaded into believing in some mythical aracial universality. Every other ethnic group instinctively looks after their own interests when the chips are down.

    Just look at the London 2011 riots and the instant coming together of Sikhs, Turks, Kurds to protect their own communities, while white metrosexuals wandered around like Eloi.

    Whites are heading to go the way of the dodo, which is probably the objective of certain groups pushing the diversity scam anyway.

  180. 180
    Solyushuns R here says:

    Hey, what’s this doing up here? It was in response to #121 below.

  181. 181
    Windmills of my mind says:

    Are we going back to the “swinging 60s”?

  182. 182
    Chop suey and chips says:

    He obviously does not watch the BBC for if he did he would be more than aware of the huge number of Asians appearing before our very eyes daily on the station.

  183. 183
    Airey Belvoir says:

    All records broken for longest stay in the cupboard. He should contact the Guinness Book of Records.

  184. 184
    Joan Crawford says:

    Why is Kevin Maxwell nailed to a turbine?

    How is “In shit” a metaphor related to crucifiction/turbines?

  185. 185
    Anonymous says:

    You missed a nail. There should have been one through his Balls.

  186. 186
    Del Boy says:

    Try having a couple of kids and see what happens.

  187. 187

    No exaggeration over a time scale. These contracts are for twenty five years. And YOU would be paying it through the surcharges on your bills. Meanwhile the developers would be making about £25Million profit.

  188. 188

    Humour. It’s difficult isn’t it?

    Tiz for you !

  189. 189
    Tom Catesby says:

    The myth of ‘integration’ brainwashing didn’t work in the end, so now it’s ‘enrichment and diversity’ we are supposed to be ‘celebrating’.

  190. 190
    Tom Catesby says:

    Because the beeb is run by a bunch of inverted racist bigots who hate their own race and nation.

  191. 191
    Valeria Victrix says:

    The minute any white British people got together to protect their streets the police were there in a flash threatening them with arrest if they didn’t disperse.

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