October 8th, 2013

Wrong Trousers, Gromit!


  1. 1
    David Minibanana says:

    Talk about a fish out of water.

  2. 2
    Chris Bryant says:

    I don’t wear white trousers anymore.

  3. 3
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    He is very odd, and unsettles me.

  4. 4
    I'll Drink to that says:

  5. 5
    What he wanted to say says:

    “Er, I’ve not had time to watch X-Factor this year.”

    Sotto voce: “Because it’s dumbed-down shit aimed at braindead working-class scum.”

  6. 6
    Ed Balls says:

    I dressed as a stormtrooper in the 80’s.

  7. 7
    Steve Miliband says:

    Was there a Chris Bryant look a like competition going on as well?

  8. 8
    Ed Miliband says:

    I hate UK clothes.

  9. 9
    Millie Tant says:

    How very dare you.

    I am at the vanguard of the Progressive Wevolution! Owen Jones & Len McCluskey will man (oops I mean person) the bawwicades with me & Gromit!

  10. 10
    illogical says:

    He would look better with a different necktie.
    6 feet of rope should do the trick.

  11. 11
    Education, Edyerkayshun, Eddyookaashun says:

  12. 12
    Alfie Asbo (typical Labour supporter) says:

    I think he’s well good because he’s going to like fix the cost of living crisis. I bought a free iPhone 5 for only £40 per month and then the company like wanted me to pay £40 every month and I was like no way because it’s like free and they were like “you’ve got to pay, it’s a contract” and I’m like I can’t pay.

    When he becomes Prime Minister, David Miliband will like sort this out and force the company to give ME £40 every month for their free phone and then like I will have more money to spend in the boozer like.

  13. 13
    Top Trump(ington) says:

  14. 14
    The Socks of Destiny says:

    “Only the other day I was at the Pride of Britain awards and I met ‘Day of the Week’ and Nicole Scherzinger, I am connected to you, the youth.”

    There’s an easy way for politicians to get out of having to go to these abysmal events, up the voting age to 25. No more having to be down with the kids and we’d probably get a better class of politician to boot.

  15. 15
    Liam Byrne ( aka Baldemort ) says:

  16. 16
    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    Ed Jucashun, Ed Jucashun, Ed Jucashun.

  17. 17
    Martin Day says:

    I trust Dave took his knee pads and a rubber ball with him.

  18. 18
    Harriet Harman's Equality Unit says:

    The word “Person” contains the word “son” which is both sexist and ageist.

    For future reference, the correct word is “perbeing”.

    Although this is discriminatory against entities that have no corporeal form (such as ghosts, ghoolies and Allah), we do not presently anticipate any complaints.

  19. 19
    Martin Day says:

    Those teeth scare the hell out of me, he looks like an alien about to attack.

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  21. 21
    Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

    We are now seeing the benefits of all that taxpayer money that went on Blair’s number one priority. i.e. bribing school staff and unions to teach socialist propaganda.

  22. 22
    Andy Burnham and Labour are cold-blooded murderers. Fact. says:

    Or six feet of steel chain attached to the bottom of a 12ft-deep swimming pool.

  23. 23
    Engineer says:

    Do you usually address your ghoolies as ‘perbeing’, Harriet?

  24. 24
    In space, no-one can hear Ed scweam. says:

    He is.

  25. 25
    Engineer says:

    He is. Fortunately, it is unlikely the attack will succeed.

  26. 26
    Harriet Harman's Equality Unit says:

    Ms Harman does not address her ghoolies as anything. Her ghoolies, which were previously attached to her partner, Jack, are presently kept in a jamjar full of formaldehyde and pink glitter. Ms Harman enjoys shaking the jamjar and watching her ghoolies bounce around in a glittery swirl.

    And for the record Ms Harman chose pink glitter because it complements the flesh tones of the ghoolies, not because it’s a girly colour.

  27. 27
    Engineer says:

    I find it easy enough to boot the current class of politician, irrespective of the voters’ ages.

  28. 28
    Engineer says:

    Why is that so scarily believable?

  29. 29
    PC Dixon says:


  30. 30
    Orson Cart says:

    I think he picked them up from a Dick Emery memorabilia sale!

  31. 31
    PC Dixon says:


  32. 32
    albacore says:

    Rejoice, brothers – it’s a master strategy
    If those kids could think, there’d be catastrophe
    Some clever little sod might extrapolate
    Anything that’s English, us LibLabCons hate

  33. 33
    Really says:

    Is that one of the Eagle girls?

  34. 34

    Because he always takes the piss!

  35. 35
    Monsters from the Ed says:

    As if his apes brain could understand the secrets of the Krell.

  36. 36
    Mike Hancock says:

    I don’t wear any trousers any more.

  37. 37
    Cornish Pilchard says:

    I have often worn dodgy trousers m’lud ……and that rests the case for the defence on these ludicrous charges

  38. 38
    The Wild Colonial Boy says:

    Ed Milibird is a tawny frogmouth: the big eyes, the wide beak, the facial expression.

    For more frogmouth pictures see Google “images”.

  39. 39
    but says:

    Hands up all those who voted for van Rompuy?

  40. 40
    remember this says:

    Of course he’s “a child of the 80’s”.
    Arthur Scargill,Neil Kinnock, Militant Tendency
    and the Workers Socialist League.

  41. 41

    WHY do these cretins think anyone is impressed by seeing them running along the pavement?

  42. 42
    Capt Menthos McMinty says:

    He wore white trousers in the eighties? Well that doesn’t make him gay, or even partially gay. It just means he’s a twat!

  43. 43
    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:

    Such BIG teeth; too big for his mouth.

  44. 44
    Howzat 1932 says:

    Ooh you are naughty but I like you

  45. 45
    Anonymous says:

    Dave looks very fanciable there i must say !

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    Yes, the one with the Trade union girlfriend.

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    The giving the same answer to 8 different questions, my hero !

  48. 48

    It did nothing to hide the shit stain dribbling down his leg

  49. 49

    YES dead butch!

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