October 8th, 2013

Sacked Tory MP’s Ex-Wife Does a Tim Loughton
Publishes Text From DC’s Gatekeeper Kate Fall

It has been widely reported this morning that Fiona-Natasha Syms did not take the news of her ex-hubby Robert’s sacking as a Tory whip very well:

What has been missed by some, is the swiftly deleted picture of text message from Kate Fall that she posted, but not before it was caught by HuffPo:

There goes the knighthood.


  1. 1
    Posting hereunder of leftie or hoeing-at-the-pink-allotment type = sockpuppet. (SC) says:



  2. 2
    Juan Kerr says:

    I remember the deputy head at my school telling me to bend over and take it like a man. Much to my amazement, he then gave me the cane.


  3. 3
    a non says:

    Wikipeedia has them down as divorced Guido, or are they doing the living apart bit to double up on expenses as so well practiced by the other party?


  4. 5
    Andrew says:

    They are separated so plausible deniability


  5. 6
    Posting hereunder of leftie or hoeing-at-the-pink-allotment type = sockpuppet. (SC) says:

    Thank heavens it wasn’t that other ghastly picture of a couple of walnuts, dangling in a pair of socks.


  6. 15
    Guy Martin to win TT2014 says:

    Oh dear, Diane’s got the chop – Miliband’s just gone up in my estimation



    • 56
      NE Frontiersman says:

      @15: ‘My first thought was that I was sorry to be no longer working with Andy Burnham and the health team,” she wrote.

      She was also worried about the sexualisation of women. Somebody, please explain.


  7. 16
    Nice Twitter Photo says:



  8. 17
    Owen Jones says:

    Diane Abbott and Tommy Robinson to leave politics. It’s a bad day for hate.


  9. 18
    but says:

    In the real world people lose their jobs.
    He’s still raking it in as an MP.
    Get over it.


  10. 19
    Doris Goldblatt says:

    Having a big old belly laugh at Diane Abbott.


  11. 20
    Diane Abbott says:

    I’m going to comfort eat after being sacked.


  12. 21
    Oh Dear says:

    No change there then.


  13. 24
    Butch Dave says:

    If he wasn’t good enough to be your husband, why should he be good enough for me?

    He’s got more time to spend with his Family now — is that what’s pissing you off?


    • 32
      Private_Schultz says:

      Quite! It seems a bit rich an ex-wife complaining about someone else sacking her ex-husband, when she’s already presumably had a hand in doing the same herself.


  14. 25
    Cornish Pilchard says:

    YOu not only have to be competent you have to kiss ass and kiss the right ass


  15. 29
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Fiona-Natasha Syms?, first time I have noticed Christian names being hyphenated, is this a cheap way to sound posh, but I guess a straight Fiona Syms could be the chav of the year.


    • 34
      Alfie Asbo (typical Labour supporter) says:

      I reckon Bekkah in the social housing next to mine is like the chav of the year. I was like “you’re well a chav yeah” and she was like “whatev-are, I’m still charging you a ten-are for a BJ” and I was like “that’s well expensive, it’s a cost of living crisis and Ed Miliband’s gonna do you for that” and she was like “whatev-are”.


  16. 31
    P l e b says:

    “George Osborne thinks Iain Duncan Smith is a bit thick.”

    Pot and kettles?


    • 37
      M103 says:

      IBS is more than bit thick. But so is Gideon. Thick as thieves?


    • 41
      Alfie Asbo says:

      That George Osborne is like well stupid. He caused a cost of living crisis because I wanted to burn down me council house like so that I could get a bigger one and I went to get some petrol like and 2 litres was going to cost like more than £50 or something because Osborne made the petrol expensive and I was like “I haven’t got no money to afford that” and the person selling the petrol was like “stop coming here you toss-are” and I was like “Ed Miliband’s gonna do you.”


    • 59
      Jack Ketch says:

      IDS went to school at HMS Conway Training Ship. He then went to Sandhurst. He did not get any qualifications at Perugia language School or at Dunchurch college of Management. He is as thick as two short planks, which makes him a pretty safe and steady type.


  17. 33
    The British media are cunts says:

    BBC are pissed off IMF upgraded British economic growth. BBC not happy.

    Also, note that the BBC are now using the Labour party “housing bubble” all the time. There is no housing bubble but the BBC don’t care.


    • 36
      Sorry is the hardest word says:

      Don’t suppose the IMF will apologise for being wrong in all their reports and suggestions for the British economy?


    • 39
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      Pity the BBC didn’t mention “housing bubble” between the years of 2003 and 2007 when 120% mortgages were being handed out by the Banks with no questions asked.


    • 55
      NE Frontiersman says:

      @33: There is in east London: two-bedroom terrace next to Leyton Orient, asking best over £325,000. Yuppie voices are overheard, promising to put our humble area on the map. They’re here because they can’t afford Stokey, because of the same bubble, caused by overseas hot cash bombing Zone 1 and rippling outwards. Zone 1 is a no-go for indigenes, unless they’re cleaners and caretakers. 90% of Zone 1 new build is sold off-plan overseas, while in 2011 65% of babies born in Waltham Forest were to mothers not born here themselves.


  18. 35
    Irony Pointer Outer says:

    No body notice the irony in that the Guy (doh!) who calls himself after the world’s first recorded Patsy in a Government Provactuered Conspiracy scoffs at someone for being a ‘conspiracy theorist”.
    What’s the Frequency Guy (doh!)?


  19. 38
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Yes, because Tories believe in jobs for life – for themselves but no-one else. What do they call it – ‘entitlement’?


  20. 41
    M103 says:

    Diane Abbott. Another good move by Ed – she was totally useless and should never have been appointed to the post in the first place.


    • 49
      Clapton Pond says:

      But think of the quotas!


      • 52
        Howzat 1932 says:

        She used to fill all the boxes ethnic,left, mouthy, bbc. Loves her she will be back with a vengeance on all manner of shows.The licence payer will soon top up loss of salary.


  21. 53
    Onion Terror says:

    Incredibly flat breasts. Urrgghgghh.
    The Gravy train that her partner was on has spanked the buffers at Shattered Dreams Parkway.
    Shame. Terrible shame.


  22. 57

    There we have a loyal wife. Oh! Sorry lady loyalty doesn’t count anymore, she wrote herself.


  23. 58
    Steel Magnate says:

    Cameron is fickle its well known. Just look at the way the chief whip was ousted because a slack mouthed lying copper blabbed. Will feel no sympathy when DCs time comes – he will get his Gadaffi moment – you can’t be surer.


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