October 8th, 2013

Sacked Tory MP’s Ex-Wife Does a Tim Loughton
Publishes Text From DC’s Gatekeeper Kate Fall

It has been widely reported this morning that Fiona-Natasha Syms did not take the news of her ex-hubby Robert’s sacking as a Tory whip very well:

What has been missed by some, is the swiftly deleted picture of text message from Kate Fall that she posted, but not before it was caught by HuffPo:

There goes the knighthood.


59 Comments

  1. 1
    Posting hereunder of leftie or hoeing-at-the-pink-allotment type = sockpuppet. (SC) says:

    Shame.

  2. 2
    Juan Kerr says:

    I remember the deputy head at my school telling me to bend over and take it like a man. Much to my amazement, he then gave me the cane.

  3. 3
    a non says:

    Wikipeedia has them down as divorced Guido, or are they doing the living apart bit to double up on expenses as so well practiced by the other party?

  4. 4
    a non says:

    My bad – Cannnot read a simple text above

  5. 5
    Andrew says:

    They are separated so plausible deniability

  6. 6
    Posting hereunder of leftie or hoeing-at-the-pink-allotment type = sockpuppet. (SC) says:

    Thank heavens it wasn’t that other ghastly picture of a couple of walnuts, dangling in a pair of socks.

  7. 7
    I don't live in London says:

    Wish I could get a 5 bar phone signal.

  8. 8
    Posting hereunder of leftie or hoeing-at-the-pink-allotment type = sockpuppet. (SC) says:

    You woz lucky:

    http://tinyurl.com/4vbyke

  9. 9
    Not a political Nerd says:

    Who is Kate Fall?

  10. 10
    Posting hereunder of leftie or hoeing-at-the-pink-allotment type = sockpuppet. (SC) says:

    You need to keep your equipment in tip-top condition.

  11. 11
    Airey Belvoir says:

    Cameron’s deputy chief of staff.

  12. 12
    LBGTory says:

    She’s Cameron’s fluff girl.

  13. 13
    Posting hereunder of leftie or hoeing-at-the-pink-allotment type = sockpuppet. (SC) says:

    Do not open for at least an hour after eating:

    http://dailym.ai/1a7owRI

    I did warn you.

  14. 14
    Correction says:

    Cameron’s ex deputy chief of staff.

  15. 15
    Guy Martin to win TT2014 says:

    Oh dear, Diane’s got the chop – Miliband’s just gone up in my estimation

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-24443444

  16. 16
    Nice Twitter Photo says:

    I BLOODY WELL WOULD !

  17. 17
    Owen Jones says:

    Diane Abbott and Tommy Robinson to leave politics. It’s a bad day for hate.

  18. 18
    but says:

    In the real world people lose their jobs.
    He’s still raking it in as an MP.
    Get over it.

  19. 19
    Doris Goldblatt says:

    Having a big old belly laugh at Diane Abbott.

  20. 20
    Diane Abbott says:

    I’m going to comfort eat after being sacked.

  21. 21
    Oh Dear says:

    No change there then.

  22. 22
    Oh Dear says:

    ~21 of course

  23. 23
    Oh Fuck says:

    ~ 20 !!!

  24. 24
    Butch Dave says:

    If he wasn’t good enough to be your husband, why should he be good enough for me?

    He’s got more time to spend with his Family now — is that what’s pissing you off?

  25. 25
    Cornish Pilchard says:

    YOu not only have to be competent you have to kiss ass and kiss the right ass

  26. 26
    Cornish Pilchard says:

    Yeah hers is fuunny

  27. 27
    TwitBook says:

    Why doesn’t she just unfriend him?

  28. 28
    IT's TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:

  29. 29
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Fiona-Natasha Syms?, first time I have noticed Christian names being hyphenated, is this a cheap way to sound posh, but I guess a straight Fiona Syms could be the chav of the year.

  30. 30
    but more importantly says:

    Has she tweeted about her sacking yet?
    She usually tweets about every boring
    detail of her life.

  31. 31
    P l e b says:

    “George Osborne thinks Iain Duncan Smith is a bit thick.”

    Pot and kettles?

  32. 32
    Private_Schultz says:

    Quite! It seems a bit rich an ex-wife complaining about someone else sacking her ex-husband, when she’s already presumably had a hand in doing the same herself.

  33. 33
    The British media are cunts says:

    BBC are pissed off IMF upgraded British economic growth. BBC not happy.

    Also, note that the BBC are now using the Labour party “housing bubble” all the time. There is no housing bubble but the BBC don’t care.

  34. 34
    Alfie Asbo (typical Labour supporter) says:

    I reckon Bekkah in the social housing next to mine is like the chav of the year. I was like “you’re well a chav yeah” and she was like “whatev-are, I’m still charging you a ten-are for a BJ” and I was like “that’s well expensive, it’s a cost of living crisis and Ed Miliband’s gonna do you for that” and she was like “whatev-are”.

  35. 35
    Irony Pointer Outer says:

    No body notice the irony in that the Guy (doh!) who calls himself after the world’s first recorded Patsy in a Government Provactuered Conspiracy scoffs at someone for being a ‘conspiracy theorist”.
    What’s the Frequency Guy (doh!)?

  36. 36
    Sorry is the hardest word says:

    Don’t suppose the IMF will apologise for being wrong in all their reports and suggestions for the British economy?

  37. 37
    M103 says:

    IBS is more than bit thick. But so is Gideon. Thick as thieves?

  38. 38
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Yes, because Tories believe in jobs for life – for themselves but no-one else. What do they call it – ‘entitlement’?

  39. 39
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Pity the BBC didn’t mention “housing bubble” between the years of 2003 and 2007 when 120% mortgages were being handed out by the Banks with no questions asked.

  40. 40
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    +100

  41. 41
    M103 says:

    Diane Abbott. Another good move by Ed – she was totally useless and should never have been appointed to the post in the first place.

  42. 42
    Alfie Asbo says:

    That George Osborne is like well stupid. He caused a cost of living crisis because I wanted to burn down me council house like so that I could get a bigger one and I went to get some petrol like and 2 litres was going to cost like more than £50 or something because Osborne made the petrol expensive and I was like “I haven’t got no money to afford that” and the person selling the petrol was like “stop coming here you toss-are” and I was like “Ed Miliband’s gonna do you.”

  43. 43
    how about this one? says:

    Interest rates were so high during Labour’s reign
    thousands lost their homes.

  44. 44
    talking of entitlement.. says:

    How many ex Labour MP’s were appointed to House of Lords?

  45. 45
    REALWORLDER says:

    It’s spelt and pronounced ARSE we aren’t yanks

  46. 46
  47. 47
    In, out and wipe it. says:

    There’s quite a queue, plus about 400 recommends on Tripadvisor.

  48. 48
    Clapton Pond says:

    Lucky you! My headmaster did not give me the cane – he hit me 3 times on my derriere with it. Purple tramlines for about 3 weeks to admire! Those were the days when teachers and not the pupils ruled the classroom.

  49. 49
    Clapton Pond says:

    But think of the quotas!

  50. 50
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    They’re all scum as far as I’m concerned – no favouritism here.

  51. 51
    Voice of reason says:

    She’ll be back on late night political telly before you know it.

  52. 52
    Howzat 1932 says:

    She used to fill all the boxes ethnic,left, mouthy, bbc. Loves her she will be back with a vengeance on all manner of shows.The licence payer will soon top up loss of salary.

  53. 53
    Onion Terror says:

    Incredibly flat breasts. Urrgghgghh.
    The Gravy train that her partner was on has spanked the buffers at Shattered Dreams Parkway.
    Shame. Terrible shame.

  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

    Lucky you! You got it fee; I have to pay.

  55. 55
    NE Frontiersman says:

    @33: There is in east London: two-bedroom terrace next to Leyton Orient, asking best over £325,000. Yuppie voices are overheard, promising to put our humble area on the map. They’re here because they can’t afford Stokey, because of the same bubble, caused by overseas hot cash bombing Zone 1 and rippling outwards. Zone 1 is a no-go for indigenes, unless they’re cleaners and caretakers. 90% of Zone 1 new build is sold off-plan overseas, while in 2011 65% of babies born in Waltham Forest were to mothers not born here themselves.

  56. 56
    NE Frontiersman says:

    @15: ‘My first thought was that I was sorry to be no longer working with Andy Burnham and the health team,” she wrote.

    She was also worried about the sexualisation of women. Somebody, please explain.

  57. 57

    There we have a loyal wife. Oh! Sorry lady loyalty doesn’t count anymore, she wrote herself.

  58. 58
    Steel Magnate says:

    Cameron is fickle its well known. Just look at the way the chief whip was ousted because a slack mouthed lying copper blabbed. Will feel no sympathy when DCs time comes – he will get his Gadaffi moment – you can’t be surer.

  59. 59
    Jack Ketch says:

    IDS went to school at HMS Conway Training Ship. He then went to Sandhurst. He did not get any qualifications at Perugia language School or at Dunchurch college of Management. He is as thick as two short planks, which makes him a pretty safe and steady type.


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