October 8th, 2013

CONFIRMED: Diane Abbott Sacked


  1. 1
    dai laughing says:

    she’s too right wing!

  2. 2
    PC Dixon says:


  3. 3
    Serox says:

    I blame the NF/EUSSR for this. Tommy Robinson has a lot to answer for.

  4. 4
    An Angry Aardvark says:

    Obviously a victim of racist, divide-and-rule politics from Ed M.

  5. 5
    Orson Cart says:


  6. 6
    Andy Burnham and Labour are cold-blooded murderers. Fact. says:

    My God, it didn’t suddenly dawn on Miliband that, perhaps, a morbidly obese racist wasn’t the best choice for Shadow Minister for Public Heath?

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    She can go back to her cosy chats with Andrew Neil on BBC.

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    Best news I’ve read all day.

  9. 9
    Legal Landlord says:

    or eating !

  10. 10
    tommy hoban says:

    one less champagne socialist is a start

  11. 11
    gramma says:

    Sacked ? Just sacked as in the plastic bin liner?.
    The moron needs boxing up and planting as an offence to humanity

  12. 12
    Jamboree says:

    Ed Miliband, I salute you

  13. 13
    Abbarse says:

    I’ll get that nerdy yyd — just see if I don’t.

  14. 14
    She's havin' a 'mare says:

    Not a particularly flattering photo, Guido. Well done.

  15. 15
    lescrompsblogg says:

    London Mayoral campaign ha ha ha ha oh FFS ha ha can’t breath ha ha ha #popcorntime

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    oh no. Does that mean she will be back on the BBC at every possible opportunity again.

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Good riddance to the fat stupid old lardbag

  18. 18
    Millipede says:

    You forgot ugly.

  19. 19
    Lord Haw haw's mum says:

    Oh dear! She’s certain to be pissing into the tent now

  20. 20
    SACKED. Geedo says:

    Sack more like.

  21. 21
    Cornish Pilchard says:

    Is it because she is black or female or just useless?

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    Have to be one strong sack to hold her weight!

  23. 23
    Brillo says:

    What a shame.

  24. 24
    The sun will be out (and seen!) in 'ackney says:


  25. 25
    mrsshitrit says:

    taken them 3 yrs since the “racist” twitter incident, and her trip to see chavez, but at last …

  26. 26
    What heartwarming news says:

    Did you mean ‘one less champagne socialist is a tart’, Tommy H?

  27. 27
    Anonymous says:

    Thank goodness we still have public heaths

  28. 28
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    But they are keeping Burnham on ?

  29. 29
    Had to Happen says:

    It was only a matter of time. How could Ed have a public heath minister who hated the white public and was anything but healthy?

  30. 30
    Casual Observer says:

    Good News — if she displaces that little gay bastard Owen Jones

  31. 31
    Diane Abbotapotumus says:

    I know I am sweet, but I did actually mean ban SUGAR FFS.

  32. 32
    Uncle Joe says:

    She has discovered that just being an ultra loyal apparatchik and following Miliband party doctrine to the letter, plus being a lifelong opponent of Blairism, is no proof of innocence in part of a worldwide Blairite conspiracy.

    She will go on trial.

  33. 33
    Mary Whitehouse says:

    Sadly she wont be missed

  34. 34
    Diane Abbotapotumus says:

    I shall retire to my quarters and comfort eat.

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    takes one to know one.

  36. 36
    Adolph Miliband says:

    Nothing wrong with hating the indigenous UK population.

  37. 37
    Uncle Joe says:

    And very, very stupid. Even for a labour MP she is thick.

  38. 38
    Paniagua v5 says:

    This may be a moot point, but who the fuck are we going to hate now?

  39. 39
    Cabbie says:

    Ahhh ha hahahha …ahahhahhh…ahhhhahhah ha ha ha ha.

    be lucky..

  40. 40
    Owen Jones says:

    You’ll find somebody.

  41. 41
    Guido Fawkes says:

    We spent the better part of three seconds scouring the internet for that.

  42. 42
    Mehdi Hasan says:


  43. 43
    Shucks says:



  44. 44
    Portia Simpson-Miller, Prime Minister says:

    Mr.Cameron — tell Milliband to re-instate our sister immediately.

    If this is not done by 6 pm today, Tuesday, 8th. October, then Jamaica will be at War with the U.K.

  45. 45
    Eric Hobsbawn says:

    She was one of my favourite token negro’s.

  46. 46
    Clickety Click says:

    Another comment

  47. 47
    Why did Comrade Nicky Campbell's parents abandon him? says:


  48. 48
    looking around a little...... says:

    Do those £100-a-week adds ever change?

  49. 49
    R dodger says:

    That has made my day yesterday it was.. No Money Byrnes time.. such fun

  50. 50
    Casual Observer says:

    Unfortunately you are incapable — otherwise I would instruct you to “Fuck Off Gay Lover”

  51. 51

    Why did she get the job in the first place?

  52. 52
    Tommy Twp says:

    Lt’ll be a toss-up between her and Jacqui Smith for seats on the Andrew Neil show/Sky press round-up.

  53. 53
    Lexander says:

    How she survived for so long is an absolute mystery. How on earth does she consider aiming for the Mayorship. A dope who gets too much publicity – helped for years by the BBC.

  54. 54
    Serox says:

    get an ad blocker and then you won’t see them anymore.

  55. 55
    Hot Buttons says:

    My browser blocks them. I’ve heard they cause epileptic seizures amongst the unwary.

  56. 56
    Tweetless says:

    It must be true. For the first time since Twitter was invented, she has not Tweeted for 16 hours.

  57. 57
    Oh Dear says:

    It’s a black day for One N, Two Bs and Two Ts

  58. 58
    Mehdri Hesay says:

    We’re all immigrants, only polar bears roamed Glasgow in the previous decamillenium

  59. 59
    Timmytour says:

    Like a young Robert Mugabe

  60. 60
    Andrew Neil says:

    Take that you greedy fat pig! Still, more time with the kids eh Diane? After all, West Indian mothers go to the wall for their parents don’t they?

  61. 61
    Posting hereunder of leftie or hoeing-at-the-pink-allotment type = sockpuppet. (SC) says:

    Heads hardly need to roll when the whole body is capable of doing so.

  62. 62
    Michael Portillo says:

    Kids I think you mean.

  63. 63
    Oh Lordy says:

    Some poor Bastard is now going to have to get her off the floor and get some air inside her.

  64. 64
    Andrew says:

    I don’t care how, I don’t care why, I’m just JUMPING FOR JOY!!

  65. 65
    Ed the Red says:

    It was a tough choice, Diane Abbott or Andy Burnham, but I bit the bullet, asked Len, and then did what a man’s got to do. After all, Andy brought champagne by the case load!

  66. 66
    Ed's a braver man than i thought says:

  67. 67
    JOHN REID (finger on the pulse of british politics) says:

    Who sacked Barry White ?

  68. 68
    Ms Abbopotamus says:

    I wanted to spend more time with my beefburgers family.

  69. 69
    Nonny Mouse says:

    Too fat more like. It was quite clearly ridiculous to have a Minister for Public Health who was so obese. There is only so much “do as I say, not do as I do” that the public will take.

  70. 70
    Jethro says:

    … or to spend more time with her Rice and Pea…
    … or perhapser, to go to Norway, and work on her Nobel Prize application (‘The Nobel Rice and Peas Prize’, sounds good)

  71. 71
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    A clear case of wacism from RedEd.

  72. 72
    Nigel Farage doppelganger says:

    ……..(‘(…´…´…. ¯~/’…’)
    ……….”…\………. _.•´

    Message from UKIP

  73. 73
    The British media are cunts says:

    She’s going to be able to spend more time with her massive arse.

  74. 74
    Fat Farm For abbott says:

    She’ll probably need help. I assume as Ed’s Public Health minister she was really trying to cut down on the rice and peas. Now with no such constraints she could well explode.

  75. 75
    Penfold says:

    Poor Di, she can console herself with rice and peas………….

  76. 76
    The Wild Colonial Boy says:

    Do you consider those qualities reasons for appointment or reasons for dismissal (or both)?

  77. 77
    Len MCClusky says:

    No choice, Ed my Boy. We Union powerbrokers have never really been keen on darkies and the ladies taking our Jobs.

  78. 78
    The Wild Colonial Boy says:

    See #21

  79. 79
    Andy Burnams Real Dad says:

    How could a health minister – shadow or not, be so fucking FAT?

  80. 80
    She was Off Message says:

  81. 81
    Nige says:

    When you repair that text pic, please replace the American gesture with the correct British two-fingered one

  82. 82
    r supward says:

    she will be the new shadow minister for pies

  83. 83
    Boris says:

    Didn’t Dick Whittington have a black cat?

  84. 84
    Refereee says:

    ” In the White Corner we have Slogger Bojo Johnson, and in the Black corner we have the Heavyweight Champion of Hackney, Diane Has-been Abbott”

  85. 85

    Does flattering photo of her exist ? thats the best anyone could do.

  86. 86
    Diane Slugusset..well known labour apologist and vaz licker says:

    dick sacks slob

  87. 87
    Chris Huhne says:

    I’m still determined to keep in
    the public eye.

  88. 88
    Elvis says:

    The hypocrisy doesn’t count, in fact it’s de rigeur for a politician

  89. 89
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    I wonder why. She’s no worse than the rest of the tossers in and out of office.

  90. 90
    Diane says:

    My racist tweets and interminable attempts to divide the nation by race didn’t get me the sack. My hypocracy didn’t get me the sack. My lack of like that klever finking fing didn’t get me the sack. My taxi bill didn’t get me the sack.

    It was my inability to read Eds Mantras with a straight face wot done it.

  91. 91
    Ed Millionaireband says:

    Go on!

    F*ck off back to the Americas, n****r!

    And give my regards to that y*d c*nt David when you’re there.

    May I wish you every thucceth in your future career. LOL!

  92. 92
    Observant says:

    Pound for pound she was clearly the best value shadow minister…

  93. 93
    Witty Moniker says:

    Have you seen the one hanging in Portcullis House? It’s far worse than this and she approved it.

    She must be doing the world a favour and reducing her chances of reproducing with anyone.

  94. 94
    Witty Moniker says:

    Rejoice at that news!

  95. 95
    Witty Moniker says:


    She’d never be happy with only 1.

  96. 96
    Diane says:

    The combination of a black racist, socialist hypocrite and vain blubberbot is too much for many Gheedough Readers to be able to resist, starved as they are of acceptable outlets for their Jimdavidson tendencies.

  97. 97
    Anonymous says:

    Yes, there’s one of her taken in a coal cellar at night without flash when she wasn’t even there.

  98. 98
    Ed says:

    Fitness dvd?

  99. 99
    Clapton Pond says:

    Too late – already did and he went to a very expensive private school too (instead of the local Mile End Road Comprehensive)

  100. 100
    Clapton Pond says:

    Oh good, then they can all effoff back where they and their antecedents came from.

  101. 101
    Snotsicle says:

    She wasn’t Northern enough.

    She will soon be replaced by someone black, female, Northern and (obviously) stupid.

  102. 102
    Oh Deary me. says:

    There will be plenty to choose from just take your pick.

  103. 103
    Howzat 1932 says:

    She just took up too much room.

  104. 104
    Gripper Stebson says:

    Sacked??? More like bulk bagged the fat cow!!!!!

  105. 105
    Anonymous says:

    Almost makes me warm to the Milliband, almost that is. Good Man!

  106. 106
    Lord Bumblesnitch says:

    And what a large shadow that will cast!

  107. 107
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Tied with Prescott!

  108. 108
    Anonymous says:

    10lbs of shit in a 5lb bag!

  109. 109
    B. Manning says:

    Everyone has the right to be ugly.
    She/It is abusing the privilege!

  110. 110
    B. Manning says:

    I really would like to f*c* her.

    i’ve just bought a new club’ ammer!

  111. 111
    B. Manning says:

    A fanny like a mouse’s ear.

    A hippopotamouse!

  112. 112
    Definate Marxist from the Grave says:

    That’s my boy!

  113. 113
    Marxist from the Grave says:

    How can a Health Minister be sooooo fat?

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