October 8th, 2013

CONFIRMED: Diane Abbott Sacked

Miliband has fired Diane Abbott from her job as shadow public heath minister, the Guardian reports. Labour’s press team aren’t commenting. More time to spend on her London mayor campaign…


  1. 1
    dai laughing says:

    she’s too right wing!


  2. 2
    PC Dixon says:



  3. 3
    Serox says:

    I blame the NF/EUSSR for this. Tommy Robinson has a lot to answer for.


  4. 4
    An Angry Aardvark says:

    Obviously a victim of racist, divide-and-rule politics from Ed M.


  5. 5
    Orson Cart says:



  6. 6
    Andy Burnham and Labour are cold-blooded murderers. Fact. says:

    My God, it didn’t suddenly dawn on Miliband that, perhaps, a morbidly obese racist wasn’t the best choice for Shadow Minister for Public Heath?


  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    She can go back to her cosy chats with Andrew Neil on BBC.


    • 52
      Tommy Twp says:

      Lt’ll be a toss-up between her and Jacqui Smith for seats on the Andrew Neil show/Sky press round-up.


  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    Best news I’ve read all day.


  9. 9
    Legal Landlord says:

    or eating !


  10. 10
    tommy hoban says:

    one less champagne socialist is a start


  11. 11
    gramma says:

    Sacked ? Just sacked as in the plastic bin liner?.
    The moron needs boxing up and planting as an offence to humanity


  12. 12
    Jamboree says:

    Ed Miliband, I salute you


  13. 13
    Abbarse says:

    I’ll get that nerdy yyd — just see if I don’t.


  14. 15
    lescrompsblogg says:

    London Mayoral campaign ha ha ha ha oh FFS ha ha can’t breath ha ha ha #popcorntime


  15. 16
    Anonymous says:

    oh no. Does that mean she will be back on the BBC at every possible opportunity again.


  16. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Good riddance to the fat stupid old lardbag


  17. 19
    Lord Haw haw's mum says:

    Oh dear! She’s certain to be pissing into the tent now


  18. 21
    Cornish Pilchard says:

    Is it because she is black or female or just useless?


    • 76
      The Wild Colonial Boy says:

      Do you consider those qualities reasons for appointment or reasons for dismissal (or both)?


      • 101
        Snotsicle says:

        She wasn’t Northern enough.

        She will soon be replaced by someone black, female, Northern and (obviously) stupid.


  19. 25
    mrsshitrit says:

    taken them 3 yrs since the “racist” twitter incident, and her trip to see chavez, but at last …


  20. 27
    Anonymous says:

    Thank goodness we still have public heaths


  21. 28
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    But they are keeping Burnham on ?


  22. 31
    Diane Abbotapotumus says:

    I know I am sweet, but I did actually mean ban SUGAR FFS.


  23. 32
    Uncle Joe says:

    She has discovered that just being an ultra loyal apparatchik and following Miliband party doctrine to the letter, plus being a lifelong opponent of Blairism, is no proof of innocence in part of a worldwide Blairite conspiracy.

    She will go on trial.


  24. 33
    Mary Whitehouse says:

    Sadly she wont be missed


  25. 38
    Paniagua v5 says:

    This may be a moot point, but who the fuck are we going to hate now?


  26. 39
    Cabbie says:

    Ahhh ha hahahha …ahahhahhh…ahhhhahhah ha ha ha ha.

    be lucky..


  27. 43
    Shucks says:




  28. 44
    Portia Simpson-Miller, Prime Minister says:

    Mr.Cameron — tell Milliband to re-instate our sister immediately.

    If this is not done by 6 pm today, Tuesday, 8th. October, then Jamaica will be at War with the U.K.


  29. 45
    Eric Hobsbawn says:

    She was one of my favourite token negro’s.


  30. 47
    Why did Comrade Nicky Campbell's parents abandon him? says:



  31. 49
    R dodger says:

    That has made my day yesterday it was.. No Money Byrnes time.. such fun


  32. 51

    Why did she get the job in the first place?


  33. 53
    Lexander says:

    How she survived for so long is an absolute mystery. How on earth does she consider aiming for the Mayorship. A dope who gets too much publicity – helped for years by the BBC.


  34. 56
    Tweetless says:

    It must be true. For the first time since Twitter was invented, she has not Tweeted for 16 hours.


  35. 58
    Mehdri Hesay says:

    We’re all immigrants, only polar bears roamed Glasgow in the previous decamillenium


  36. 60
    Andrew Neil says:

    Take that you greedy fat pig! Still, more time with the kids eh Diane? After all, West Indian mothers go to the wall for their parents don’t they?


  37. 61
    Posting hereunder of leftie or hoeing-at-the-pink-allotment type = sockpuppet. (SC) says:

    Heads hardly need to roll when the whole body is capable of doing so.


  38. 63
    Oh Lordy says:

    Some poor Bastard is now going to have to get her off the floor and get some air inside her.


  39. 64
    Andrew says:

    I don’t care how, I don’t care why, I’m just JUMPING FOR JOY!!


  40. 65
    Ed the Red says:

    It was a tough choice, Diane Abbott or Andy Burnham, but I bit the bullet, asked Len, and then did what a man’s got to do. After all, Andy brought champagne by the case load!


    • 77
      Len MCClusky says:

      No choice, Ed my Boy. We Union powerbrokers have never really been keen on darkies and the ladies taking our Jobs.


  41. 66
    Ed's a braver man than i thought says:


  42. 67
    JOHN REID (finger on the pulse of british politics) says:

    Who sacked Barry White ?


  43. 70
    Jethro says:

    … or to spend more time with her Rice and Pea…
    … or perhapser, to go to Norway, and work on her Nobel Prize application (‘The Nobel Rice and Peas Prize’, sounds good)


  44. 71
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    A clear case of wacism from RedEd.


  45. 72
    Nigel Farage doppelganger says:

    ……..(‘(…´…´…. ¯~/’…’)
    ……….”…\………. _.•´

    Message from UKIP


    • 81
      Nige says:

      When you repair that text pic, please replace the American gesture with the correct British two-fingered one


  46. 73
    The British media are cunts says:

    She’s going to be able to spend more time with her massive arse.


  47. 74
    Fat Farm For abbott says:

    She’ll probably need help. I assume as Ed’s Public Health minister she was really trying to cut down on the rice and peas. Now with no such constraints she could well explode.


  48. 75
    Penfold says:

    Poor Di, she can console herself with rice and peas………….


  49. 79
    Andy Burnams Real Dad says:

    How could a health minister – shadow or not, be so fucking FAT?


  50. 80
    She was Off Message says:


    • 90
      Diane says:

      My racist tweets and interminable attempts to divide the nation by race didn’t get me the sack. My hypocracy didn’t get me the sack. My lack of like that klever finking fing didn’t get me the sack. My taxi bill didn’t get me the sack.

      It was my inability to read Eds Mantras with a straight face wot done it.


      • 91
        Ed Millionaireband says:

        Go on!

        F*ck off back to the Americas, n****r!

        And give my regards to that y*d c*nt David when you’re there.

        May I wish you every thucceth in your future career. LOL!


  51. 82
    r supward says:

    she will be the new shadow minister for pies


  52. 83
    Boris says:

    Didn’t Dick Whittington have a black cat?


  53. 84
    Refereee says:

    ” In the White Corner we have Slogger Bojo Johnson, and in the Black corner we have the Heavyweight Champion of Hackney, Diane Has-been Abbott”


  54. 89
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    I wonder why. She’s no worse than the rest of the tossers in and out of office.


    • 92
      Observant says:

      Pound for pound she was clearly the best value shadow minister…


    • 96
      Diane says:

      The combination of a black racist, socialist hypocrite and vain blubberbot is too much for many Gheedough Readers to be able to resist, starved as they are of acceptable outlets for their Jimdavidson tendencies.


  55. 98
    Ed says:

    Fitness dvd?


  56. 103
    Howzat 1932 says:

    She just took up too much room.


  57. 104
    Gripper Stebson says:

    Sacked??? More like bulk bagged the fat cow!!!!!


  58. 105
    Anonymous says:

    Almost makes me warm to the Milliband, almost that is. Good Man!


  59. 108
    Anonymous says:

    10lbs of shit in a 5lb bag!


  60. 109
    B. Manning says:

    Everyone has the right to be ugly.
    She/It is abusing the privilege!


  61. 110
    B. Manning says:

    I really would like to f*c* her.

    i’ve just bought a new club’ ammer!


  62. 111
    B. Manning says:

    A fanny like a mouse’s ear.

    A hippopotamouse!


  63. 113
    Marxist from the Grave says:

    How can a Health Minister be sooooo fat?


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cynic says:

Can anyone help me? I went on holiday a week ago and returned to find someone has pulled out the stake and Gordon Brown is back and acting as Prime Minister. What did I miss? Has there been a snap election?

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