October 8th, 2013

WATCH: Cookie Monster v Maitlis


  1. 1
    Yer man over there says:

    What did I miss?


  2. 2
    Peter Hitchens says:

    So that’s why they never invite me on! The miserable lefty c_u_n_t_s.


    • 3
      Simon Heffer says:


      Don’t forget, I want that draft blog on my desk by 9 a.m. tomorrow.



    • 78
      Basil Brush says:

      FFS! The BBC’s so called “flagship news programme” Newsnight interviews a puppet! How demeaning and sad can it get. Just take it off air & put it out of its misery. Oh and sack the whole production and presenting team, especially (‘Top’)Katz. Boom Boom!


  3. 4
    Demon Dacre says:

    Maitlis , was she lying about Maddie McCann ?


  4. 5
    John Prescott says:

    Whats wrong with having cookie monster on the programme I always liked him and its interesting having varieties and he also looks a bit like me accept Ive been on a diet and lost 6 pounds and 3 ounces since we last spoke but anyway everyones entitlement to free speach and its all part of the modern world where we have to be toleration and this is what Ed (Special Needs) is talking about so you snot nosed suthern jessies can shut yer traps!


    • 46
      UKIP or bust says:

      Your not presclot, you never said the word “Tony” at least three times in your short incoherent ramble.


  5. 6
    Jeremy Packsman says:

    Well – if that doesn’t take the biscuit!


  6. 7
    Cookie Monster says:

    Vote UKIP


  7. 8
    The BBC causes serious mental illness: Proof says:

    More informative than most interviews:


    • 10
      When Newsnight is run by Mumsnet says:

      It’s that Katz bloke’s influence again, seems to be his thing to have what he thinks is an amusing end to the show. Time they retired him and sent him back to his missus to play on their Mumsnet empire.


      • 18
        The British media are cunts says:

        Would make a change for the BBC to play with their own kids rather than someone else’s


    • 26
      Shh says:


      | The STFU Truck |||””‘|””\__,_
      | _____________ l||__|__|__|)


    • 41
      Aaron D Highside. says:

      Wonderful left wing humour – Emily Maitlis, you little bundle of hilarity!


      • 52
        Bilda Berger says:

        Or Emily Mattress, as she is known at the BBC.


      • 72
        The Fail says:

        The fuck has Cookie Monster got to do with left wingers you bonkers old twat?


        • 76
          Never believe anything you find on Google (or anywhere else on-line) says:

          It makes more sense


        • 80
          The Cookie Monster says:

          It is not left wing to point out that the so-called “free market” has completely failed in it’s task of distributing cookies to people in a way that is fair and equitable.

          The 1% get all the jammy dodgers whereas the 99% of the population that actually create the wealth of this country (rather than being corporate predators) have to make do with dry crackers.

          The solution is to have a central government department (the ministry of cookies) tasked with assessing the cookie needs throughout the country and dividing up the national cookie jar in a way that all shall get the cookies they need.

          Obviously this must be done in a way that is fair and ensures equality – and this will require a very large government department with a large budget – similar to the budget for MoD for example.

          Furthermore it will require a MInister who has a real talent and understanding of cookies to run the show. Obviously, such a future Minister for Cookies will have to sample a great deal of cookies in order to determine how best to distribute the remaining cookies in a way that is fair and ensures equality but that’s just a burden I – er sorry “the minister” – will have to shoulder.

          Thank you.

          Vote Cookie Monster.


  8. 9
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:



    • 12
      Red Ed Meets Black Out says:

      Is it for real or just a shot across Red ed’s Bow?


      • 90
        How To Guides says:

        Probably for real.

        The EU has set carbon targets for the UK and power companies have been decommissioning coal fired plants to meet these targets. Phase 3 of the carbon reductions starts in 2013…


        New generating capacity has been delayed because no politician wanted to have a nuclear plant in their constituency, many of the green options don’t provide the base load generation profiles of the coal fired stations and the gas prices were uncertain when plants needed to be built.

        None of this is new – it was being discussed in the media from at least 2000 onwards….

        New capacity will come on-line from 2016 but from Winter 2013 until Winter 2015, the UK will be running very close to the supply limits.

        None of this changed due to Ed’s speech… None of this changed due to the Tories. The last Labour government could have made changes, but it probably wasn’t Brown’s fault either…


    • 19
      The British media are cunts says:

      When the blackouts start let’s please make sure that Brighton, Islington, Westminster and Hampstead are the first to have their power turned off.


    • 39
      Ma­qb­oul says:

      Does that mean there won’t be much wind this winter?


      • 42
        Vote UKIP - don't get owned says:

        There is plenty of wind in Westminster.


        • 79
          Never believe anything you find on Google (or anywhere else on-line) says:

          But even in Westminster a heat pump would be a better means of harnessing the hot air. Any power cuts this winter will be the esult of what Milliband did when he was Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change, not what he has “promised” for the future.


    • 89
      Lord Leveson says:



      ‘The electricity and gas network operator for England and Wales is keeping a “close watching brief” on supplies as the risk of blackouts was predicted to be at its highest since 2008.’


  9. 11
    Jimmy Savile says:

    I understand that there has been a scandal at the CTN concerning Elmo, Cookie Monster and some of the kids appearing on the show.

    Considering he had to leave the USA anyway, Cookie Monster thought the BBC and Newsnight in particular could offer him some protection from the forces of law and order, just like they did me.


    • 36
      Virtuoso Wobbleboard Player says:

      Protection? Cookie was looking for a place where someone would be happy to shove a hand up his bum.


    • 49
      Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

      BBC protection is great but not as good as the Brotherhood. Boaz.


  10. 13
    The Wife says:


    • 24
      The British Public says:

      Who the fuck are you talking about?


    • 29
      Fishy says:

      Tough tits deary. So what?


    • 35
      Mornington Crescent says:

      Another oik who refers to her “kids”.

      Goats have kids; humans have children.

      But itz one syylllabbblle, innit? Wha’ever…


      • 37
        Dorothy Dix says:

        Expect no more from an oik with a double-barrel first name and 15 minutes of fame…


      • 38
        The Wild Colonial Boy says:

        In the colonies they talk natural like.


      • 40
        Ma­qb­oul says:

        This is the former wife of ……

        She sacked him as a husband and complains about the PM sacking him over the phone. How else? By twitter?


        • 43
          Andy Burnham and Labour are cold-blooded murderers. Fact. says:

          Note sellotaped to brick and thrown at head?


        • 91
          David Cameron says:

          Sorry to hear you’re upset love.

          The difference is when I fired him he’s gone while you still have the kids…


    • 54
      And It's goodnight from him says:


      • 82
        Ralf Miliband hated cookies says:

        “… defending the father of my children …” What does her husband say about that?


        • 86
          Divorce Lawyer says:

          They separated in 2006 apparently. So one has to ask, if he is as wonderful as she claims in her tweets, why the fuck have they split up?


  11. 14
    Anonymous says:

    I knew maitlis would prove herself a serious interviewer !!!!
    think its out of newsnight and back to the culture show, how did the program editor get her to go along with it


    • 16
      The BBC causes serious mental illness: Proof says:

      Maitlis is useless on Newsnight.

      Wark would have pulled it off better.

      Now, any reason why I have Nick Clegg on a 38 d’egrees ad pointing at me with a message about silenced communities ?

      I do not recall visiting any Dutch p’orn sites today.


      • 20
        Living in 98.221% white Merseyside says:

        Hello, good evening!

        At least Emily has the decency to welcome her guests to the programme.

        Her one redeeming feature?


  12. 17
    The British media are cunts says:

    If climate change was as dangerous as the politicians and green wankers claim then flying would be banned, all cars would be ordered off the roads and all power stations closed down.

    The very fact none of that has happened indicates that it’s all a lie.


  13. 21
    Ed Miliband's mouthpiece says:

    We are the BBC and Emily Maitlis has not and has never been a man.

    Thank you and good night.


  14. 22
    Watch this space says:


  15. 23
    Why did Comrade Nicky Campbell's parents abandon him? says:

    that programme is a pile of rabid dog shit now that cu’nt crick and the northern marxist cu’nt av fucked off to the cun’ts on Channel 4


  16. 25
    The British Public says:

    Stop taxing people to pay for this shit


  17. 30
    Jimmy says:

    Cookie Monster declined an offer to appear in silhouette in order to maintain his credibility.


  18. 31
    David Cameron's 2015 Campaign: Failboat Britain says:

    Just row harder lads !

    Toodle Pip !


  19. 33
    Ordinary Joe says:

    Emily has gone lefty with the BBC – she took Alky Campbells side against DM the other night. She’s got a helluva sunny delight tan for a supposedly intelligent girl.


    • 75
      Gok Wan says:

      Ah, Emily, quite good looking, good legs, but oh dear – tits like spaniel’s ears, a disaster in the sort of decollete evening frocks she favours. Stick with high necklines, girl!


  20. 34
    Steel Magnate says:

    I heard she’s related to hodge the dodge


  21. 44
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:



  22. 47
    Pussy Monster says:


  23. 50
    Birds of a feather says:

    William John Swainson is the Google doodle today, especially created for our friend Aechmophorus.


  24. 53
    Ripley says:

    if you put a seed in the ground and leave it alone, after a bit you’ve got a tree. if you dig up some mud and some sand , mix it together and set fire to it you have got a brick. Just how hard can it be ?
    People complain that there is a lack of houses which is why they have increased so much in value but has the cost of making a brick or making some wood increased so much ? perhaps house builders are linking the cost of their new-build houses with the cost of ones people are already sat in ?
    If the cost of materials really has increased so much would it not be more practical to subsidize the cost of materials for builders on provision they do not sell houses for silly prices.


    • 61
      JH2349809850934 says:

      The bloody housing market needs neither subsidy nor tax.

      Just leave it the fuck alone and the average person might be able to buy the average house for three times the average local income again.

      But wouldn’t that be a disaster for those who property has tripled in ‘value’ over the last 15 years.

      Interest rates desperately need to rise.


      • 69
        Ripley says:

        I am just pointing out that the cost of finance is the burden. If you have the capital to buy a hundred acres for 200,000 pounds and plant it with trees for wood for building, the 200,000 pounds is still there in the value of the land, then after several years you have the value of the trees for building. If government wants to assist I would have thought putting money in at that end would be better than insuring money lenders.


      • 81
        Never believe anything you find on Google (or anywhere else on-line) says:

        And planning restrictions need the chop – go back to the bad old days when developers had to buy out the ancient lights rights of the nimbies.


  25. 55
    Clegg is Bonkers says:

    So Why has Nick Clegg appointed a Lunatic to the Home office and sacked a competent person to make room for him?


    • 60
      Clegg to be sectioned says:


    • 62
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

      Who cares, in 19 months there will be no LibDemon party.

      Remember vote early, vote often, vote UKIP :-)


    • 64
      Andy Burnham and Labour are cold-blooded murderers. Fact. says:

      Answer: because Clegg is incredibly dim.


  26. 56
    Posting hereunder of leftie or hoeing-at-the-pink-allotment type = sockpuppet. (SC) says:

    Stop Press

    * House of Lords to be abolished.

    * Hacked Off to become second chamber (for now).

    * The Commons will subsequently be abolished by EU so UK then becomes unicameral.



  27. 58
    The BBC's Theme for this week is.....PRESS CENSORSHIP !! says:

    Politicians ‘reject’ press plan for regulation



  28. 63
    One Term Dave says:

    Yes I know that the BBC is a bloated, incompetent, corrupt and wasteful organisation which is riddled with left-wing bias and pisses licence fee payers’ money against the wall. But I won’t do anything about it.


    • 67
      Andy Burnham and Labour are cold-blooded murderers. Fact. says:

      “Yes I know that the BBC State is a bloated, incompetent, corrupt and wasteful organisation which is riddled with left-wing bias and pisses licence fee tax-payers’ money against the wall. But I won’t do anything about it”


  29. 66
    JOHN REID (finger on the pulse of british politics) says:

    Karzai is a hypocritical twat and a hater of the West (who installed the corrupt bastard there in the first place)
    After syphoning off billions of quids (Also given to him by the west) he now hopes the Taliban will do a deal with him and let him stay in power LoL
    Womens rights will go out the window just so he can remain where he is
    Well i’ve got news for you Mr Karzai you will be hacked to fuck , just as soon as they get close enough to you


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  31. 71
    No such thing as society says:

    So news night has a muppet with a tinge of blue, what’s unusual about that? Dave Cameron on it all the time.


  32. 73
    Lord Rothermere says:

    Sieg heil!


  33. 83
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Tory sockpuppet upstages Political Weathergirl on Newsnight.


  34. 84
    Ba dum tss says:

    Whereas Big Bird’s in The Sun


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