October 7th, 2013

Dear Liam Byrne…


  1. 1
    John Ward (Medway) says:

    He has been torn Liam from Liam…

  2. 2
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    Ain’t that the bald truth.

  3. 3
    The Last Quango in Paris says:

    Wallace beats Baldemort !

  4. 4
    Burnham says:

    Say that again and I’ll sue you.

  5. 5
    Harry Krishna says:

    Ed will give him a terrible wigging at the next bald meeting!

  6. 6

    Did Andy really wander round shouting “Death to Weetabix”? and there was me thinking that he had presided over, nay encouraged, a corrupt, sclerotic Brezhnevian -style artefact which through sheer incompetence had shortened the lives of thousands of people.

  7. 7

    He’s been cashed in !

  8. 8
    dai laughing says:

    ed fiddles while NEO-labour burns?

    gawd – that was laboured

  9. 9
    Liam Naked says:

    I’m naked!

  10. 10
    Dr Liam Vampire Squid says:


  11. 11
    Liam Naked says:


  12. 12
    Vanessa Selbst says:

    That Byrnes man…….

  13. 13
    Liam Byrned says:

    Hi Guys,

    I’m a c unt!


  14. 14
    Gadarene fuckpigs of multiplicity says:

    Does a By-Lemma only have half a horn?

  15. 15
    Bluto says:

    Does this mean the Count will have to fetch his own cappuccino?

  16. 16
    Out & about with the Edinburgh dogshite says:

    Yeah! He wanted to ban frosties while he was murdering patients! what a Hunt!

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Guido has literally been waiting 3 and a bit years to crack this gag

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    Why was he drinking champagne and who paid for it?

  19. 19
    Clibing the Iron Curtain like a Norwegian Blue says:

    I am apall Ed.

  20. 20
    Ex-parrot says:

    Climbing. That’s Android for you.

  21. 21
    Liam Meakin says:

    On the contrary, it is widely believed there are 56 Liam Byrnes’ left.

  22. 22
    Liam Meakin says:

    Faerk aoff you ferrrhkin twaet!

  23. 23
    Liam Naked says:

    There’s only one Liam Naked.
    One Liam Naked!

  24. 24
    Just Asking says:

    So now he can concentrate on totally destroying Birmingham with his pal Dromey et al.

  25. 25
    Anonymous says:

    Liam there is a job waiting for you at at AK CENTRE with your Terrorist Mate Ansar Ali KHan

  26. 26
    Anonymous says:

    Thanking the gods and goddesses!

  27. 27
    Timmytour says:

    It’s not Byrne’s night

  28. 28

    At least Byrne did tell the truth,a pity the rest didn’t get it ,there NO MORE MONEY.

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