October 4th, 2013

Briscoe and Clifford Plead Not Guilty

A busy morning in court today for defendants that regular Guido readers will be familiar with. The barrister and part-time judge Constance Briscoe has pleaded not guilty to perverting the course of justice over the Huhne case and Max Clifford has denied 11 sex related charges dating from 1965-85. Denis MacShame will have to plead next month too…


  1. 1
    Rumpole says:

    This is where having quotas gets you, as opposed to appointments on based purely on merit.


  2. 6
    Whiffler says:

    Your link to Dave’s Nappygate is from 2007 – hot news !.

    Reading it should have told you, as he hasn’t a 15month old son. this would have been his Ivan, who has since died.

    Nice one Guido.


    • 56
      Oh I say says:

      I heard it mentioned last night on QT so I am happy to read the link.
      What a despicable thing to do…..not in the league of the crimes against the likes of Hugh Grant, of course.
      Never heard this mentioned during Leveson, did anyone else?


  3. 7
    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

    Is MacShameless still sorting out my ex ?


  4. 8
    Nigel Evans says:



  5. 9
    john mackie says:

    Black? Check
    Female? Check

    Then you, too, can be a judge. (and a crooked one).


    • 13
      Chinky Davey says:

      Name me another black, female judge then, go on clever bollocks, name one ?


      • 22
        Close enough for you? says:

        His Excellency Sheikh Professor Alhaji Doctor Yahya Abdul-Azziz Jemus Junkung Jammeh Naasiru Deen


      • 28
        Rumpole says:

        Linda Dobbs QC, black, female, judge, there you go. Now fuck off to a debate you know something about.


        • 47
          Chinky Davey says:

          Wind your fucking neck in you jumped up little tosser, I was asking the fucknut who posted the original comment not some clever wanker who done a quick google for darkie bird judges. Arsehole.


          • Daft as a brush says:

            What sort of fuckwit would demand and challenge someone on the Internet to give an example of something or other?


      • 75
        Matilda says:

        The crooked “Baroness” Scotland is near enough an equivalent.


    • 34
      Sir William Waid says:

      All the judges I have encountered are white, ill-tempered males.


  6. 11
    A BBC Favourite says:

    Ah, BBC Question Time’s favourite panellist from the judiciary. Or she was.


    • 14
      Vicky Pryce says:

      I was a BBC favourite too.


      • 17
        Alistair Campbell says:

        I still am


        • 21
          Chris Huhne says:

          And Me


        • 36
          Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

          Along with the criminal Chris Huhne, and anyone else who the BBC thinks shares its own repellent worldview.

          Unbelievably, Radio 5 Labour gave Nicky Campbell a further hour this morning to preside over a Daily Mail hate-fest with its own carefully selected anti-Daily Mail callers, with Campbell occasionally chipping in with his ‘of course everyone believes in free speech, but ….’ (not this kind of free speech) disingenous sub-text. I only hope people can see this concerted attack by the BBC on a right-leaning newspaper for what it is – PURELY POLITICAL.


          • Leamas says:

            I listened to that and was interested to hear one of the first callers, “Art”, who seemed to be suspiciously well informed about the Mail’s failings, of which there are many, and strangely for average callers to this show was kept on-air for the best part of twenty minutes.


          • Anonymous says:

            I wish Dame Nikki would move back to scotland and annoy them.


    • 29
      Constant Disco says:



    • 39
      Mr Jim Saville says:

      Am I?


    • 46
      David Bellamy OBE says:

      I was the BBC’s favourite Botanist. Until I told the truth about the “global warming”, then they suddenly dropped me from all their outlets and even banned All repeats of my shows.


      • 53
        Jimmy Savile says:

        I was the BBC’s favourite DJ and even abused children on BBC premises.


        • 69
          Michael Bum me more says:

          I bummed someone to death in my pool. Alwight at the back? No? Back doors all smashed in? *innocent face*


        • 80
          Ed the Unreddy says:

          Why haven’t you replied to my Jim’ll Fix It letter yet? My team needs some policies to fool the voters.


  7. 12
    If only says:

    If only this referred to Ed



  8. 18
    Young Person Under 25 says:

    I haven’t got out of bed yet.


  9. 19
    Denis Bearer of Good news says:


  10. 19
    LBB says:

    Brilliant quote of the day!


  11. 23
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    If only I can keep this one running through to the General Election….


    • 40
      Some Torys are more Tory than others says:

      That Lezzer Margot James for one. She has been supporting Ed throughout his time of emotional turmoil.


      • 55
        he stabbed his brother in the back says:

        Miliband isn’t in a position to lecture anyone on culture and practices.


  12. 24
    Ageing media figure says:

    “What should I do about these sex charges? Pay them, before anybody finds out?”


  13. 26
    Young Person Under 25 says:

    It’s not fair – all the petty crimes are now being done by Eastern Europeans.


  14. 32
    Gladys says:

    You do hear a lot more Eastern European names mentioned on radio news bulletins nowadays, don’t you.

    Anyway, time to put the kettle on…


  15. 35
    Guys n Milis says:

    Can we all have a free memorial service on the NHS?


    • 41
      Sir William Waid says:

      You could have a rational humanist one: “He’s dead. End of story. Get over it,”


      • 43
        The NHS employs legions of Death Officers says:

        When my Dad died the hospital tried to shunt me to the humanist bereavement officer/councillor/friend/not our fault guv person. It is one of the Hospitals listed on Burnham’s death camps so I assume she was a very busy woman.


    • 44
      Ed Miliband says:

      Only important socialists such as Labour Party Leaders and their family can have NHS funded memorials.


    • 64
      REALWORLDER says:

      Good idea a memorial service for all those slaughtered in Stafford under Labour.


    • 84
      Anonymous says:

      I didnt realise the NHS were doing memorial services, it all seems very odd.


  16. 45
    albacore says:

    How’s it feel, being seen an Enemy of the State
    After swanking about in judicial robes of late?
    Mind you, the last remnants of the old British nation
    Ain’t the State’s preferred friends, judging by immigration


  17. 48
    Daily Male says:

    Nearly half of pupils from poorer backgrounds whose private school fees were paid by the last Tory government are now earning at least £90,000 a year.
    More than 75,000 children took part in the Assisted Places Scheme, which ran for 17 years from 1980 before it was abolished by Labour.


  18. 52
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    But they all plead not guilty at this stage.

    It is part of the game.

    Let the great paper chase commence.


  19. 74
    widescreen2010 says:

    I must say that the prospect of seeing a judge sent down for perverting the course of justice is a rare pleasure.
    Popcorn time!


  20. 77
    The Maimed Badger says:

    So Blair was not trying to turn the UK into an Islamic State with Labours Imigration Policy ?


  21. 79
    Lexander says:

    Not Guilty….mmmmm Can’t wait for them to change their pleas!


  22. 81
    Dogette says:

    Where does Vikki the Greek stand on this, lads ?


  23. 82
    No quotas, no fears says:

    You’re going down,
    You’re going down,
    Briscoe’s going down


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