October 3rd, 2013

WATCH: Alastair Campbell’s Demeaning of Politics


  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    we know that

  2. 2
     Something of the night.... says:

    …about both of them. Your “do” needs a “es”, btw.

  3. 3
    Has Herman lost the plot? says:

  4. 4
    Newsnight says:

    Alastair is now our ‘go to’ attack dog so his past is forgiven.

  5. 5
    Guido Fawkes says:

    We are trying to increase our appeal to a younger, blacker readership.

  6. 6
    Jim says:

    Mr Campbell was simply brilliant during the Newsnight confrontation

  7. 7
    Campbell appears to own Newsnight says:

    Which Newsnight confrontation? there’s been so many.

  8. 8
    Lexander says:

    Why does anybody take notice of this failed shyster? He is yesterday’s distorted news. He will not be forgiven by dozens of journalists!

  9. 9
    Is Bad Al Back? says:

    I thought Campbell had left politics and was working for the Mentally Handicapped society these days.

  10. 10
    Bill Quango MP -9 says:

    This is a repeat isn’t it?

    Are we now reading new Guy-déjà vu +1 ?

  11. 11
    Bill E Bong says:

    Australia has recently had a general election. The main concern was about the number of illegal immigrants arriving daily. Government sources suggest around 60,000. Aboriginal sources say it’s more like twenty two and a half million of the bastards.

  12. 12
    Mr. F says:

    Are you going to publish an update with John Rentoul’s point on Howard’s billboards?

  13. 13
    Chubby Dave's cat says:

    in all the ways of looking at a thing, looking at it from the looking of a small child.
    Or a child of the same age but in a different place would look differently to them.
    say some child born north of the river in Dublin would be getting load of shit put into his head about the English ?
    I think so, history is just that gone. It was not me or any of my friends tried to strong arm you. you quest for self understanding is the same as my yorkshire quest for understanding. but your politicians chose to join with the Europeans and abandoned us for the sluts favours but we are a forgiving parent.
    Join with us once more. create a true United Isles of Freedom

  14. 14
    Haikundobetter says:

    No more, please, no more of this doggrel

  15. 15
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Government spokesman says he’s 4000% certain the regulator can control payday loans

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    Jim says:

    Michael Howard is that the pathetic, ‘something about the night’ ex Tory leader trounced by Tony?
    Surely we are not expected to take the slightest notice of him

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    He wasn't All Bad just Al says:

    At least Campbell was not afraid to stand up to the BBC. Unlike Dave who tests every idea before a BBC focus group first.

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    Casual Observer 3 says:

    One hopes it is open season on Campbell.

    The combination of he, M’ax C’lifford, M’organ and a few others poisoned public life over a period of years. Those who were in authority and allowed that to happen do bear ultimate responsibility.

    What is going to finally finish Campbell off is he is too arrogant to admit his mistakes. There will be very few who will care about that.

    In any case, isn’t he going to be prosecuted over his part in distorting the intelligence dossier which led to the !raq war ?

    The events which played out over Syr!a do suggest that if this evidence had not been fabricated, ultimately misleading both the HoC and the UN, then the resolution authorizing conflict would not have passed and a lot of people would not have been killed.

    The economic cost of that conflict would not have been dumped on the UK either.

  19. 19
    coy diddy says:

    ‘Did’ would work

  20. 20
    BBC PR Dept says:

    Are you referring to us?

  21. 21
    Jim says:

    The one in which he confronted a spokesman for the Nazi loving comic known as the Daily Mail.

    Does anybody know why it is known amongst the informed as ‘The Forgers Gazette?

  22. 22
    Django lowering the tone of public discourse! says:

    Campbell was slightly nodding his head in agreement at each accusation made by Howard… ?

  23. 23
    wobble bored says:

    They seem to export their PDF files to the UK.

  24. 24
    Comrade Stalin says:

    Gordon Brown is that the pathetic, ‘something about the nappy’ ex labour leader trounced by Dave?
    Surely we are not expected to take the slightest notice of him..though I admit the smell is hard to ignore.

  25. 25
    more importantly says:

    Growing rich together.

  26. 26
    RomaBob....supporting benefits and Red ED. says:

    Campbell’s lips were moving, he was spouting a diatribe of abusive words, does not mean he won or was being truthful. :)

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    Chubby Dave's cat says:

    in all the time that has gone you say well “there is a lot of water has gone under bridge”, it is bollocks, time is immaterial, well to me anyway, if a thing is going to be like a thing it is going to be like a thing anyway, is no matter if it happens now or it happens in 20 years time, the “It is going to be like thing” is going to happen.
    So there is no need for you Irish gangsters, just fucking ask politely.

    love and kisses

  28. 28
    Anonandon says:

    Campbell is a complete and utter Hunt (no polite *)

  29. 29
    Jim is a Knob says:

    Ask any Iraq war vet or the family of soldiers killed or injured in Iraq what they think of Alastair Campbell.

  30. 30
    just a thought says:

    Is Campbell mates with Ian Katz?

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    Chilcot says:

    Won’t be long now Ally. You will be totally exonerated.

  32. 32
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    What will finally finish off Mr. Campbell is death, dear.

  33. 33
    Anonandon says:

    if I type Hunt will it come out as c*nt

  34. 34
    Bill Quango MP-9 says:

    Has it worked?

  35. 35
    Chilcot says:

    Seen Elsewhere above …Oborne worth a read.

  36. 36
    andon says:

    try c u n t

  37. 37
    scrumpy says:

    He had a letter in the Telegraph the other day
    on behalf of some organisation that wants to
    make booze more expensive.
    As a responsible drinker,that bonkers idea would
    cause me a ‘cost of living crisis’.
    Why should I be forced to pay more because of sad
    alkie jokers like Campbell?

  38. 38
    Little Boy Blue says:

    I thought it was ” death and Taxis “

  39. 39
    Lexander says:

    Casual Observer makes some good points.

  40. 40
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Do metalworkers use it like Andrex, dear?

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    Marxism=Mass Murder says:

    Yes Jimmy.

    As least the DM has not been responsible for a Dodgy Dossier Comic that led to the deaths of tens of thousands of real people…..you know soldiers, Iraqi men, women, children…..that sort of thing. I’m sure “Tourettes” is a fine example of socialism at play.

    Just like Marxism – which independent estimates (UN) show exterminated an estimated 80 million in China, 500,000 in Tibet, 40 million in the Soviet Union, 150,000 in Cuba, 800,000 in Kampuchea, 250,000 in N Korea…….etc etc. That apart from the ruined hopes of successive generations under it’s vicious thought police & state bullies.

    Very comic.

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    Holy Cow! says:

  43. 43
    Ma­qb­oul says:

    Is it because it forged photographs of British soldiers beating up Iraqis thereby making the real British troops over there even more liable to attack from extremists.

  44. 44
    Chubby Dave's cat says:

    it is just the normal play of things. at one time we were the dominant culture because we are superior in thinking ability, but now we release the leads to you other fuckwits, let’s see what sort of a pudding you can make from these ingredients.

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    his kids must be so proud... says:

    Campbell is that bullying porn-writing,former hack
    at comic Daily Mirror, who lied to the country over
    Surely we’re not expected to take any notice of him?

  46. 46
    Jim says:

    Interesting that you do not include Tim Bell on your list

    Was the ‘Witney Plonker’ now masquerading as one of Rebekah’s ‘country supper guests’ a failed spin doctor?

  47. 47
    Stasi Watch says:

    That’s why most East European migrants are unlikely to Vote Labour or for any socialist party.

    They & their families experienced socialism first hand.

  48. 48
    they'll stoop to nothing says:

    Labour were quite happy to use Millie Dowlers’ name
    as part of the attempts to censor our free press.

  49. 49
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Yes, saw that. Good article. (Didn’t know Campbell was behind the Major / underpants slur…)

    Looking forward to the next installments, there will no doubt be more coming out the woodwork as well.

    Cannot eat popcorn with this, as Campbell tends to make me vom!t.

  50. 50
    Guido Fawkes says:

    +Bro-fist to ma man+
    Me sits in bean bag and me chill on da bong while me mull on dat question Quacko, bro.

  51. 51
    Private Eyefull says:


    I think you are referring to the socialist supporting Daily Mirror, once edited by Tourettes.

  52. 52
    Rhonddapurple says:

    …which, as a brave properly elected representative of the people he had every right to do…oh wait…

  53. 53
    Gaye Mann (Mrs) says:

    Campbell should be living in fear that early morning hammering on his door.

    I suspect he’s not settled up with his milkman for ages.

  54. 54
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Not letting Cameron off the hook, but the Conservative spin machine has been no where near as hostile towards the interest of the country as the previous Labour one was. That will play itself out over time separately.

    If Cameron had been successful in going into Syr!a, which he could have done had he got, say, Tim Bell to sex up the JIC report and not had a vote then perhaps it could be fair to equivocate.

    That did not happen.

    Thinking about it, David Bell should perhaps be slotted into the list of names above. The media watchdogs and regulators are not entirely innocent.

  55. 55
    Au Revoir Monsieur Frites says:

    I get the ‘less able’ kids to have a bash at a few haikus while the rest of the class get on with some proper work. Keeps ‘em out of mischief for a few minutes.

  56. 56
    Guido Fawkes says:

    Try Billie, bro. +pufft…pfhutt…..+

  57. 57
    Johnny Norfolk says:

    Campbell is just a nasty bully boy. Mr Howard was spot on.

  58. 58
    cunt says:

    Try Ewe and Me.

  59. 59
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    If my Reg, God bless him, ate anything stronger than a korma it would cause an early morning hammering on the door, dear.

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    WatchingGuidowetthebed says:

    Dear Guido – you forgot to date this Newsnight excerpt…. 2007 was it, five years ago perhaps… The words “clutching” and “straws” come to mind… “pathetic” would also seem appropriate. Oh dear, oh dear.

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    Bit pathetic this Mr Campbell, like an old hasbeen actor being dragged on to the stage again and again.

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    Jim says:

    Mr Campbell was superb in his confrontation with the spokesman for that well known comic , the Daily Mail – ‘The Forgers Gazette’ which later developed into a Nazi loving joke publication.

    ‘The Forgers Gazette’? Well worth investigating

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    how sad says:

    Is that the best you can do?

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    this sums up Campbell says:

    A poor player who struts and frets his hour upon the stage
    ….a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,signifying nothing.

  65. 65
    Integrity trail says:

    He has some cheek stepping into arguments about integrity.

  66. 66
    Paul Dacre says:

    Well, this is relevant.

  67. 67
    The British media are cunts says:

    Get cancer and die Campbell you cuunt.

  68. 68
    Mr Foxton says:

    Failed in what way? Have you seen his house?

  69. 69
    fed-up in britan says:

    campell is a spite- full ex- pisshead.And a spent force. Now he wants to suck up to the heir to blair. vote u-kip

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    Anonymous says:

    Um, but he stood up to them when they were telling the truth because he didn’t like the truth.

  71. 71
    Anonymous says:

    I was not aware that Mr Campbell was a ‘politician’.

    It would help me enormously with my studies if you could let me have the results at any of his attempts to get elected.

    Thank you in advance.

  72. 72
    Anonymous says:

    Lord Heseltine says 02 10 13 , UKIP are just a bunch of ‘racist’ loons

    I notice the Harrods ‘king of the brown envelope’ brigade and disgraced Tory minister Hamilton is now a senior figure amongst the lunatics.

    How long will he last?

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    DBHAT says:

    But he absolutlely carved up the other guy on this occasion. The Daily Mail chap was deeply uncomfortable defending the Mails attempted knifing of Miliband. Dacre will deal with him in time.

  74. 74

    One of Lord Howard’s finest moments, and Campbell dare not say a word in his own defence.

  75. 75

    Not all politicians are elected. There’s one eccentric old geezer in my area who for years has turned up on every local council ballot sheet and gets himself in the papers regularly round the area in between – not a sniff at a win.

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    The insane maunderings of the Ecoloons were also a main concern. Mr Abbott, Coalition leader, described CAGW as, “Crap” and won the election by a country mile. Dave, please take note.

  77. 77

    That’s a Question To Which The Answer Is, “Fuck Off”.

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    This is the BBC, Cambpbell, here boy - attack! says:

    It’s certainly not easy taking on the Campbell / BBC axis of evil that’s for sure.

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    Hypocrite Watch says:

    Although when the left digs up 80-year old stuff from the Mail with all those involved long dead and buried, the words ‘clutching’ and ‘straws’ conveniently don’t come to mind.

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    Jim says:

    You should use your own name.

  81. 81
    Anonymous says:

    But if standing for election worked – would they not ban it?

  82. 82
    Anonymous says:

    While it’s not easy taking on the gate-crashing Mail – Ed does not seem to be doing a bad job right now.

  83. 83
    Anonymous says:

    Totally needless and over the top – do you work for the Daily Mail?

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    That was then - This is now. says:

    Campbell seems to be getting it right – this time. Poor old Daily Mail, getting a good kicking on live TV. Don’t you just love it?

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    Quotes to Note says:

    “It seems to me that if anyone excels in denigrating and often vilifying a lot about modern Britain, it’s the Daily Mail”.

    Nick Clegg on LBC radio

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    Jimmy says:

    So Dacre’s gimp repeatedly and pathetically dodges a question on Newsnight and who does it remind you of?

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    Cyn Ickle says:

    I think you will find that they were declared innocent actually. The brown envelopes started to appear at around the time of cash for honours started under milipede’s lot.

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