October 2nd, 2013

Cost of Living Crisis Sam Cam


  1. 1
    Speed dial says:


  2. 2
    jake says:

    Michael Heseltine calls UKIP racist party on BBC…. OMG…..

  3. 3
    Lord Stansted says:

    What? no onesie?

  4. 4
    jake says:


  5. 5
    Lord Stansted says:

    He’s so yesterday.

  6. 6
    genghiz the kahn says:

    All the ladies like a man in a suit sir.
    Are you going to have your own secretary, sir?
    Will you be giving her one sir…
    Suit you sir…

  7. 7
    Gok Wan says:

    Who cares?

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    Is this the best you can come up with, speech must have been riveting !

  9. 9
    Hitler says:

    Was Farage photoshopped to look like me again?

  10. 10
    The Politico/MSM Narrative says:

    UKIP are racist. Got that?

  11. 11
    Keep Calm, Vote UKIP says:

    And so rabidly pro-EU that he would sell the Queen for a croissant.

    Vote UKIP.

  12. 12
    Nicked says:

    Eternal thanks that the tory party conference is now over for another year -t is so goddam boring and camp

    Whenever I hear a Tory politician, I am reminded of the French aristo’s reply to a man who said, ‘After all, I must live’. ‘I don’t see the necessity’. And of course, they don’t. It’s the old intellectual attitude that allowed slavery to flourish in a society that prided itself on the liberty of the individual. ‘Unless you contribute to my profits, your life is of no worth, and should cease … until, of course, I need you again, when I shall expect you to leap out of your grave, fit and active, ready for whatever conditions I may choose to impose on you at that time.’

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    Great minds says:

    Mrs. said the same thing re cost of belt V the rest.

  14. 14
    Labour are Splitting says:

    Was Dave wearing underpants by Owen Jones today ?

    Noticed lots of struggling rhetoric, and am not talking about the lines he fluffed.

  15. 15
    Little Boy Blue says:

    But Guido, you missed the Black Bra. ( Strap visible on some photos )

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    The Ed Miliband Song says:


    Stalin knew my father,,,,,,,, father knew Stalin

    *Repeat endlessly*


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    Satirical Elegance. says:

    M & S suit which is too tight for him. About £500 – half the price of Milibandwagon and Chukamoneyatit’s overpriced suits.

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    Scores on the doors says:

    He’s getting better.

    Only one gay and zero windmills.

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    Nigel-Von-Forage-Cap says:

    Mein Gott in Himmel!

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    Little Boy Blue says:

    Daves suit, too small. ( or he’s too big )

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    Nicked says:

    had enough of miliband’s dad stories now – let’s have a look a cameron’s dad shall we

    “Cameron’s father was “instrumental” in setting up the Panamanian company, Blairmore Holdings, in 1982, which was exempt from UK tax, when David was a pupil at Eton aged 16.”



    John Anderson
    Jeroen Bos
    Ian Cameron
    Brent Haines
    James Hoar
    Andrew Hunziker
    Daniel Martineau
    Nicholas Peppiatt
    Betty Roberts
    Patrick Smiley
    Andrew Weight”


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    Aunt Hilda says:

    she looked quite lovely and most appropriately dressed for the day

  23. 23
    Mastercard says:

    Belt £300
    Dress £80
    Shoes £49.99

    Dave’s Suit £3,500

    Watching him tank at the next election – Priceless

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    Snapon says:

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    Re-entry says:

    Daves a fett Cnut

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    Obama MkII says:

  27. 27
    Melly Fluous says:

    Which ones wearing the most make up?

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    trivia alert says:

    Who gives a shit ffs? Are we paying some spikey-haired flunkie to put this crap out??

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    Bertie says:

    Bang TIDY

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    Some spikey-haired flunkie says:


  32. 32
    Mastercard says:

    For everything else there’s UKIP

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    Labour...mendacious expedient sociopaths says:

    you should carry on re-running labours conference so you can enjoy the fruits of your wanderings on a deadbeat gone era

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    Anonymous says:

    Is that what you really sit around talking about ? OMG !

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    Magnolia says:

    She wore a French blue dress and indigo jacket while he wore a navy suit and sky blue tie.
    It all clashed horribly……
    A sleeveless sheath dress can only be worn by a minuscule proportion of the female population so it is a bit of a put down for the masses even if it is very glamorous.
    Quite parky too on a windy, wet autumn day in Man.
    All the leader wives look like city, career girls.
    Nowt wrong with that but it is exclusive.

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    green ink says:

    where the jokes on the voter

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    Anonymous says:

    To be fair Samantha Cameron looks the best of the 3 leaders wives, as she always looks like this whereas Justine and Miriam have to be given a “make over to be fit for photographing, and they always look wrong !

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    Paniagua v5 says:

    That is until the electricity stops working, just after 2015.

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    Boris Island says:

    Very elegant.

    Much better than Justine Thorton-Miliband who seems to get fashion tips from the Eagle sisters.

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    No such thing as society says:

    Call me dave wore a suit? Judging by his speech I thought he’d draped himself in the dried up leathery skin of the corpse that was thatcher.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    Thank God that’s the end of yet another stage-managed ‘conference’. No wonder Joe Public feels completely remote from these events. At least it keeps the parasitic class occupied for a few weeks, thereby limiting the damage they can inflict upon poor old GB…..

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    Gordon's Beard says:

    What about me?

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    Anonymous says:

    He`s so correct though !

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    most women would say.. says:

    she was elegantly dressed without going over the top

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    Ric Holden,CCHQ says:

    Tory Conference

    Ralph Miliband v David Cameron Mr R Miliband the winner He had more TV time more Press coverage more tweeters Bad luck Cameron.

  46. 46
    Jimmy says:

    “No word on Dave’s suit yet…”

    According to small boy at the scene he’s naked.

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    Cabbage says:

    Bloke buys house shocker!! You couldn’t make it up! Next you’ll be telling us he went for a dump….surely not?

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    Anonymous says:

    God she looks so old… but not as old as I’d look if I spent the long evenings pretending to listen to that small-faced deception-merchant.

    Oh – and Gideon’s haircut… its Kenneth Williams … infamy, infamy.. !

    Why has politics become a game you have to hope everyone loses?

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    chingrinner at large... says:

    don’t get us started … your main problem is the moron you married

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    Anonymous says:

    We had Juthtine and Miriam plastered all over the papers so why not Samantha Cameron ?

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    Anonymous says:

    suit – Rchard James Savile Row??

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    Herman Achille Van Rompuy says:

    Finally, can we now get back to some proper EU ass kissing.

    PS – Send money.

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    do several.. says:

    because cynical old lags like you keep saying the same things

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    Casual Observer 3 says:

    One more PMI report due out tomorrow for services, but today’s and yesterday’s are not looking too shabby.

    Manufacturing yesterday was down very slightly, as it construction today, but not by much. Housing construction and costs are up: This could be signalling supply side inflation.

    This is good news looking ahead.

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    Anonymous says:

    Whenever i see a Labour politician i turn the TV off.!

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    broderick crawford says:

    PRIMARK do good belts fake leather of course for about £2.50 .

    They do not last long but they would at least have held up the skirt/ trousers for the occasion before disintegrating into oapier mache grot next day.

    I refer to MENS belts of course but I assume same offering available in the Ladies Dept into which I NEVER venture … being not of an Oscar Wilde-ish
    ” bent “.

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    Suits You Sir says:

    I doubt that’s a £3,500 suit, if it is he was robbed. Chukka on the other hand, that’s about the starting price for one of his.

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    Ratscan says:

    Interesting that The Mirror sees Osborne’s brother as news but gets uppity when politician theorist Ralph Miliband is mentioned.

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    Labour...mendacious expedient sociopaths says:

    whereupon if the waters still on we could at least still drown ‘em

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    Peter Bone says:

    A crap speech speech from David Cameron, as ever. A reminder that Britain can do no better than than to elect Ed Miliband as Prime Minister in 2015.

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    Anonymous says:

    He wont “tank” at the next election but Milliband will, he is a total cretin and shame on the Unite union for putting him whwere he is.

  62. 62
    broderick crawford says:

    go get munched …. RUG !!

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    Anonymous says:

    Unlike politicianS?


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    David Camerön says:

    It was £3,500, it’s a Primark suit from a charity shop. It was free but I gave £3,500 to some Indian call centre charity box in the shop.

    It’s not like it was my money you understand, what what.

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    Labour...mendacious expedient sociopaths says:

    no-one could fill owen’s pants … thats an entirely self service task owen does well.

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    Anonymous says:

    Pathetic ! Labour dont like it up them Mr Mainwaring !

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    broderick crawford says:

    giddy s haircut is actually dominic Cumberbatch …. before he grew into an adult .

  68. 68
    Barrie O'Bummer says:

    Has anyone been paid yet?

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    The Public says:

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    Anonymous says:

    Spot on, they both looked awful !

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    broderick crawford says:

    actually no .. sorry .

    It s actually a combination if Rod Steiger as Napoleon and Herbert Lom as the Commissioner of French Police in the Inspector Closeau films .

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    Fancy having to service a fat cunt like Dave says:

    As befits the daughter of a baronet, she exudes class and sophistication.

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    Anonymous says:

    I was includin Miriam in her purple belt in hat comment !

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    Tory grandee says:

    He had to buy his own furniture.

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    Anonymous says:

    If Milliband ever become PM we are all doomed as the poor guy is not the full ticket !

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    Panty sniffer says:

    With matching thong?

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    Bertie says:

    same goes for any politician

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    broderick crawford says:

    Nigel Nigel
    Give me your answer do
    I’m all crazy
    All for the votes of you
    It won t be a starlit marriage
    Coz you’ only Nigel ” Farridge”
    But we’ll look neat
    In my Cotswolds retreat
    Sending Cleggy some billlets doux

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    Labour...mendacious expedient sociopaths says:

    don’t agree at all … miliband’s grandstanding is just that .. expediency borne of obvious panic in understanding within himself that he hasn’t got what it takes.

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    How anyone recognises where a fucking belt comes from is beyond my comprehension !

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    Steve smith says:

    Where does she buy her knickers? Come on guido lets have the important facts ! Oh and what colour gasp gasp pant pant urgghh

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    broderick crawford says:

    No . We’re paying Guido .

    Only he ‘s kind enough never to send us an invoice .

    All input on the house .

    Hooray !!!

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    Principal - The Cheltenham Ladies' College says:

    Like all well bred girls, she doesn’t wear any.

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    If he thinks by calling UKIP racist he will put ff any of the indeginous population voting for them he is pissing into the wind.

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    broderick crawford says:

    …. lace frill visible past the bikini line .

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    Dave - balls of steel - Cameron says:

    “Born in Swaziland, Simelane received a reprimand for possessing a knife in 2007 when he was 17, having suffered mental health problems since his mid-teens.”

    How many more will benefit from our culurally diverse society?


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    SamCam says:

    FFS — how much longer have I got to keep this false smile on?

    And why do you have to do the upper button up on your jacket so that your gut bulges out underneath it. And why can’t you tie your tie straight — don’t they teach you faggots anything at Eton? You look like some third rate footballer who’s been shoved into a suit for his mother’s fifth wedding. My God you are a total tosser!

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    New to Blog says:

    You’re right Realworlder. They don’t “recognise”,they just make things up to suit the image they wish to create.It’s as near as they can get to telling lies.

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    Sartorius says:

    Looks like Tesco are doing Value suits.

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    broderick crawford says:

    yeah Dave IS ready to be categorised in sartorial terms as “stout”.

    Sammy should tell him about that colourless odourless painless liposuction being advertised for no doubt 30 grand a session .

    Takes 20 minutes and you come out minus all fat cells plus a few less brain cells too.

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    Slumberland says:

    With an earful like that, no wonder he prefers her sister.

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    Charlie Drake says:

    That smile says it all really.

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    Cosmo says:

    Yes it is! Caught a saucy glimpse of a black bra strap, probs Agent Provocateur. Did the knickers match though, or was it naughty Sam Cam-mando?

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    Speech delivered ‘straight to camera’ – ever the PR spiv, he couldn’t give a stuff about the activists in the hall.

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    Gidders says:

    “Sam Cam was wearing a dress from Asos, shoes from Topshop and a belt from Fenwick. Guido would wager the belt probably cost more than the rest of it put together.” What dress, blouse etc do you wear Geedes when you are off duty. Why are you fixated by what Sam wears, this is a political blog not a fashion blog or something out of a woman’s mag.

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    The Cake of Doom says:

    Indeed, and all that class and sophistication was paid for by … ?

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    Gidders says:

    Geedes and Co

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    The Cake of Doom says:


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    Nigel Evans boyfriend says:

    Have you seen the price of KY lately absolutely disgusting. Time to bring in some price caps for the sake of my reamed hole!

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    Goons Quadder says:

    She looks like Eccles from the Telegoons.

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    Jimmy says:

    Are the indeginous natives who don’t speak English?

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    and now the weather says:

    much more like it vg …. anons such a bore

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    Gidders says:

    Any party political broadcast, time to go into the kitchen and make a cuppa. Political leaders think they are interesting, intelligent, popular, wonderful human beings, I think they will have to revise that opinion, if the number of votes cast goes down even further.

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    Nigel Evans boyfriend says:

    Is it just me or does Sam Cam look like F***ing horse

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    Try using sand you whining faggot!

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    SamCam says:

    Ann Summers sale. Red satin, black lace edging and no gusset with a peep hole bra to match. Marked down to 99p for the set, since no one else would be seen dead in them. Got to cut costs nowadays, in sympathy with the plebs.

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    Gidders says:

    They would be all day filling Eric Pickles knickers

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    Gidders says:

    Stop going on about Sam’s clothes, to have a figure like that after 4 sprogs she needs congratulating, not many women can do that.

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    Gidders says:

    “come out minus all fat cells plus a few less brain cells too.” So that is all right then?

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    helpful suggestion says:

    Sam Cam works.
    If she wants to buy an expensive belt, that’s her choice.

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    man at c&a says:

    Were Justine and Miriam subjected to the same scrutiny
    in terms of how much their clothes cost?

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    Nigel Evans boyfriend says:

    Jesus Christ I think Ive just found Shergar!

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    Gidders says:

    Any more of that attacking Ed in same vein as the Daily Wail will boost Ed’s standing not everyone is a diehard Tory, there are a lot of floating voters who can be swayed one way or another

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    Candle up my arse says:

    Her heart belongs to daddy.

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    Boris - he has you know says:

    I’d definitely give her onesie.

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    Fancy having to service a fat cunt like Dave says:

    Not many women get the chance to work out with tubby Dave.

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    Fancy having to service a fat cunt like Dave says:

    That’s fine for Dave, but what do you wear my dear?

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    Fancy having to service a fat cunt like Dave says:

    If you were married to Fatboy Dave, you’d have a long face.

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    macGuffin says:

    Look at those cheap Third World-produced rags. She looks common.

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    Online Onanist says:

    “black lace…no .gusset…mmmmmmrrgggghhhffffffpppph… don’t stop…

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    7 Hail Marys says:

    Suit, £55.

    Michelin spare tyre, priceless.

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    Nigel Evans boyfriend says:

    Do you recommend building or sharp sand ?

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    Bread and Sir Cusses says:

    My belts cost the same as an ordinary loaf.

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    Nigel Evans boyfriend says:

    Ney Ney

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    Bread and Sir Cusses says:

    I do believe they have staff to do the irony and the washy too.

  126. 126
    Bread and Sir Cusses says:

    .. apart from staying in the EU that is….

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    The British Public says:

    What leader?

  128. 128
    Scarlet Pimple says:

    Has any British PM ever been assassinated – or would this be a first?

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    Femmes Brightoniques says:

    We are the girls of Ro*dene High
    We don’t wear drawers
    … and you wonder why?

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    Gaye Mann (Mrs) says:

    It’s an Emilia Wickstead belt, £196

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    Nigel Evans boyfriend says:

    I noticed that as well. Nigel uses one in our bedroom games,sometimes with friends as well !

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    The sharper the grittier the better with a sprinkling of ground glass ,are you a man or a fucking mouse?

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    Fruitkipper says:

    Of course he’s correct. That’s why 80% of the voting public don’t vote UKIP. The way Kippers carry on you’d have thought they’d be polling in the 90s by now.

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    Nigel Evans boyfriend says:

    Ive just asked Nigel and he told me not to take your advice, he said he will see to it himself when he gets back from the solicitors office. Silly sod has got himself in trouble. All a misunderstanding he tells me , although I did hear a lot of muffled screams coming from his bedroom a few weeks ago ?

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    Pain a sonic says:

    Don’t forget Jeremy, the breadmaker

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    Spencer Perceval says:

    Yes, but not for 200 years.

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    Principal - The Cheltenham Ladies' College says:

    Such, such were the days.

    Sadly, full of our East Asian cousines these days.

    You need to look much further west for good Anglo Saxon stock.

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    Who's nicked me arms ? says:

    No way is that a bespoke suit – look at the length of his sleeves. Far too long, there should be a bit of shirtcuff showing. Off the peg Moss Bros I suspect.

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    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    He is turning into a fat slug, isn’t he? And what a picture – Less Beauty and the Beast, more the Beast and the Beast.

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    Anonymous says:

    But GREAT MINDS wife does, they sit around talking about them apparently.

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    Anonymous says:

    Her job as director of Smythsons, i imagine. If thats ok with you ?

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    Anonymous says:

    How can some body who is 6ft tall be described as small, you moron.

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    Anonymous says:

    ukip dont want foreigners in the country, because they are foreign and they say they arent racist ? (Cue Nigel with his arm around a hastily obtained foreigner ! )

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    Anonymous says:

    judging by the amount spent on interpreters i would say yes.

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    Anonymous says:

    Yes they were, but they are so boring i have completely forgotten the details. Im sure their outfits both cost more than Samantha Camerons though.

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    Anonymous says:

    Its disgusting that you are all perving over Samantha Cameron, although admittedly she looks better than Justine and Miriam.

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    Anonymous says:

    Matercard, it wont be Dave who tanks but Milliband !

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    Anonymous says:

    Do you feel better for making nasty remarks about a total stranger ? you unpleasant fecker.

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    Anonymous says:

    NIGELS BUMBOY.as you have men shoving things up your arse i really dont think you have room to criticise anybody.

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    Anonymous says:

    So NIGELS BOYFRIEND.Whats the latest ? is he in custody or what ?

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    Anonymous says:

    CATO, feel free to post a picture of yourself in your stained shell suit, we all need a good laugh.

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    Anyone who allows his wife to spend £300 on a fucking belt should not be within a million miles of taxpayers money

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    Anonymous says:

    Small-faced. Small-FACED.

    His face, it too small fo him head. Geddit?

    He looks like a conceited budgie, or tortoise.

    Whats his height got to do with the size of him fayace?

    Anyhoo – doesn’t matter HOW tall he is, he’s small in so many ways.

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    Many have since

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    Anonymous says:

    I always thought Justine was a man in womens clothing. What with her short hair and manly chin. It wouldn’t suprise me if she was the result of a very clever surgeons knife if you know what I mean.

    Either way she is joyless,
    sexless and socialist.

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    Jimmy Fox says:

    They’re so strapped for cash, she’s knocked up a tie (if you excuse the expression) for Dave from the hem of her dress.

    Baking your own bread to save money, now this, what next?

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    Anonymous says:

    Straight to the heart of the matter…or should I say the belly? Anyone else noticed a post-Cornwall deflation of Dave’s waistline? Or maybe it’s just the unflattering optical illusion of the Mickey Mouse beachwear that tricked the eye. At any rate – I doubt Dave’s sampled the delights of his breadmaker recently…branflakes anyone? Or just the usual humble pie?

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