September 24th, 2013

Puff Mili: Ed in Rapper’s Tailor’s Suit

As ever Guido likes to bring you the conference fashion news. Justine Miliband was wearing a LK Bennett floral print dress and LK Bennett shoes. Her jewellery was an 18th birthday present.

Ed was in a Spencer Hart suit. The Savile Row tailor cuts suits for Puff Daddy/P Diddy and cost the better part of a grand. With a nod to the cost of living crisis his shirt and tie were from M&S. Up the workers.


  1. 1
    Details says:

    What about his shoes ???


    • 5
      Tommy Twp says:

      He was wearing his brother’s


    • 15
      dai laughing says:

      he looks like an undertaker

      or at least a very dead moribund

      undertakers phone up ‘client’
      ‘you haven’t paid for your pa’s funeral’
      client ‘that’s right – he didn’t leave anything’


    • 54
      zzzzzzz factor says:

      no matter what he spent on his clothes hes still full of crap


    • 60
      Mohamong Morsi says:

      What about visiting Kenya to express solidarity with the Islamic terrorists?. He is such a mong.


    • 76
      broderick crawford says:


      Beans are sold individually.
      APPLE has retaliated against Tesco’s tablet computer by opening a minimalist supermarket selling forward-thinking foods.
      AppleMart’s flagship product is a tin of beans with an intuitive ringpull and tomato sauce that connects the consumer’s tongue to a range of social media.

      The store occupies a vast warehouse space but only has six products including the beans and a tiny green ball called an iLettuce, which are displayed on perspex plinths.

      Apple acolyte Nikki Hollis said: “I paid £30 for a trolley but after reading the terms and conditions it appeared I wouldn’t get that back.

      “They then said if I wanted to browse the bread aisle I needed an upgraded trolley that cost another fifty quid.

      “But the kids have said they’re fine with having less food if it means they’re part of a cool brand.”

      AppleMart will be promoted by a TV ad campaign featuring silhouetted dancers holding up rolls of bin bags and jars of mayonnaise.

      Home shopping customers have been advised that groceries scheduled for delivery tonight are delayed until mid-November while Apple irons out a loaf bug that has caused some bread bins to explode.


  2. 2
    Sinnfer says:

    A grand for a Spencer Hart?? More like £3000 if its bespoke!


  3. 3
    Ron Barras says:

    He talks about socialism standing a thousand pound suit from Saville Row.

    He might as dress in clingfilm as he’s so transparent.


  4. 4
    Mick Smetaphor says:

    I feel a bit sorry for Mili serious.

    He’s trying to break out of the goody two shoes image, after growing up in public.

    But the way he waggled his bottom suggestively at Ed McCluskey was unedifying.

    Those weird shapes he pulls, and that thing he does with his tongue. He just doesn’t cut it as one of t’workers.


  5. 7
    Little Boy Blue says:

    The work-horses at Bell Pottinger will sleep well tonight.

    ( I know, but worth a repeat on a fresh thread )


  6. 9
    Anonymous says:

    You can’t polish a turd, but you can dress it in a Spencer Hart suit.


  7. 10
    The All singing All dancing crap of the world is upon us! says:

    And he still looks like a school boy!


  8. 12
    Purple Tie Watch says:

    Is that purple?


  9. 13
    Ed the amnesic says:

    Who was that bloody idiot who introduced climate change tax on energy in 2008?


    • 30
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

      Who are the bloody idiots who have carried on implementing it for the last 3 years, instead of scrapping it like Tony Abbott has just done after his landslide victory.


  10. 16
    Water damaged iPhone says:

    Chucka on the left looks better.


  11. 17
    Ed Miliband says:

    Yo motherfuckers.


  12. 18
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:


  13. 20
    Mick Smetaphor says:

    Whadda we want?
    Massive inflation!
    When do we want it?

    Whadda we want?
    NHS death camps!
    When do we want them?
    They’re already here

    Whadda We Want?
    BBC Grandees!
    How much should we pay them?
    £140 a year. Each.

    I don’t know whether to heat, eat or pay for BBC repeats. (Oh, hang on, looks like I haven’t got a choice anyway)


  14. 21
  15. 22
    There's one thing certain says:

    That if Ed ever makes it, he’ll push Gordoom into second place.


  16. 23
    Richard Pickering says:

    A thousand pounds on a suit? Miliband can do better. In Matalan.

    What next, price freeze for designer jeans?


  17. 25
    Gordon Brown says:

    His pants have skid-marks


  18. 26
    Tupac Shakur says:

    So will someone pop a cap in his hideously white ass?


    • 31
      A man with a cup of coffee says:

      That’s what I was thinking. Hopefully when he hits the campaign trail he’ll wander into one of those ‘culturally enriched’ parts of Londonistan and they won’t take kindly to a four by two entering a “Muslim area”.


  19. 29



    Yes, that is Labour!


  20. 32
    Richard Pickering says:

    It’s not the clothes, it’s the weird voice. What’s wrong with him?


    • 41
      Phyllis Stein says:

      Neither the clothes or voice are important really. It’s the dangerous Socialist Utopia cr*p he spouts that worries me.


      • 71
        Honest View says:

        He spouts that to get elected.
        Then he does what Lib/Lab/Con all do actually in office: pick and choose which policies to actually implement, kowtow to Brussels despite a show of independence, fail to tackle our decline in any meaningful way, and enrich themselves upon leaving office.
        I doubt if it really matters what he says and promises, no more than it mattered what Clegg and Cameron said.


  21. 34
    Larry the Cat Burglar says:

    Id like to know where this posh socialist Miliband buys his champagne?

    I bet he does not buy it from Lidl or Tesco like the rest of us.


  22. 35
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Any party following the green agenda is committing economic as well as political suicide, hence Tony Abbott’s landslide victory in Australia.

    Whichever party leader goes on TV and denounces man made climate change as a massive scam and fraud will win a landslide.

    The Tories need to get shot of windmill Dave ASAP and put in a Tony Abbott style leader, otherwise it’s Prime Minister Milliband.


    • 45
      Phyllis Stein says:

      Well said that man!


    • 46
      Realist says:

      Problem is that all the major parties in this country are committed to green taxes. Some like Dafty Davey actually believe they do some good, but most use them as another cash cow, cynically disguised as a planet-saver.


  23. 38
    Anonymous says:

    Can anyone shut that Caroline Flint up? Motor gob or what.


  24. 39
    Anonymous says:

    Why has everyone been wearing purple-coloured ties over the last few weeks?


    • 53
      broderick crawford says:

      well one explanation could be that purple is the colour traditionally worn by clergy during Lent . It is a reminder of the need to shrieve ones sins and repent of the wickedness and folly of the past .

      Ring any ” Balls” Mister MilliPenance ??


      • 75
        Anonymous says:

        It was the colour reserved for Emperors of Rome. Many of them used to decide prices by decree as well and thought of themselves as demigods, and often got the job by bumping off family members. Perhaps he should replace Ed Balls with a horse, that would be an improvement at least.


  25. 42
    Red Leg Macbroon says:

    Eddie Izzard thinks Ed Millipede is funny!!!!! How the fcuk would he know??


    • 55
      broderick crawford says:

      Oh so now we have the THREE Eds , Milliband , Balls and .. whst will Izzard take on , Ministry of Mirth ??….. NOT


      • 70
        Anonymous says:

        Izzard has announced he is to contest the election for the Mayor of London.
        If Londoners thought thought Livingscum was bad they certainly wont want Izzard.


  26. 48
    FFS says:

    Ed has moved Labour so far to the left even the Liberals won’t be able to unite with them.

    They must have seen Vince Cable coming and decided to make a run for it!


  27. 49
    Joe Rodgers says:

    And if he’d worn a Primark suit you’d big him up?? Typical see- through frightened Tory diversion tactic. I look forward to your similar description of DCs and GOs attire next week. Shame on you.


    • 56
      Nogbad the Bad says:

      It’s not the clothes that are having the piss taken, it’s the hypocrisy. Pretending to sympathise with the working class while wearing a £x,000 pound suit is an open goal for many on here. Personally, if his clothes and shoes are made in England (in one of the few factories that survived 1990-2010), and were paid for by him, I couldn’t give a fuck what he wears.


    • 57
      zzzzzzz factor says:

      he could wear a one piece babygrow and we’d still say hes a twat


  28. 65
    zzzzzzz factor says:

    action hero
    not geeky
    in tune
    switched on

    britain can do better than this



  29. 67

    A real blast from the past Kinnock got his big fat red socialist snout out of the Euro trough long enough to steal some air. Real nostalgia it brought a tear to the eye ,the same old communist dirge the same “sporadic” applause
    The whole thing is beyond parody,but the scary thing is THEY ARE SERIOUS


  30. 68
    Anonymous says:

    If it is Spencer Hart then it will be £3500+. Not that it makes a difference on this bloke – he still looks like a boy on his first day of school, wearing his big brothers ill-fitting hand-me-down jacket.


  31. 73
    Plane Truth says:

    A speech consisting of unfunded spending plans and aspirations from Miliband proves that he is another politician who doesn’t understand that he is the problem.
    What we need is a politician who will actually address the overspending – be honest and show where taxation will go up, and where spending will be reduced. Actually have a plan to reduce the deficit to zero ASAP (i.e. 24 months max) and to start to reduce the debt. Solvency is the root of happiness and this country is miles from the happy camp with the likes of Miliband and Balls in the wings. Liam Byrne gave the game away in 2010, but no-one in Labour heard the truth…


  32. 77
    PUFF CAMERON says:

    “I’m the only gay in the Westminster village”


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