September 23rd, 2013

Kangaroo Court


63 Comments

  1. 1
    Batshit Crazy says:

    Rofl

  2. 2
    Rolferoo says:

    Can you tell whose career I’ve fucked yet?

  3. 3
    McPoison says:

    I refuse to name who I shafted. All I can say is she was shritty in bed, I mean shitty.

  4. 4
    Little Boy Blue says:

    HEADLINE worthy of a Sun writer Guido.

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Not the trial – even British justice is not that speedy! Two weeks’ time is his first preliminary appearance in the Crown Court. Jury trial will take place presumably some time in 2014.

  6. 6
    Ha ha! says:

    Whoever has emails from Ed that incriminate him in the Smeargate scandal, please release them now. I have popcorn that needs eating, and I want to see Ed and Labour go down in flames.

  7. 7
    Mindbleach advised says:

    All the hot female MPs are on the Tory side. I mean, who’d want to see Margaret Beckett in a negligee twerking?

  8. 8
    Chunder says:

    Mindbleach!

  9. 9
    The Dishonourable and Absent Member for Killkiddies and Cowdungbeef says:

    Anyone know if Brown will be making an appearance at the Labour conference?

  10. 10
    Mindbleach advised says:

    Or Margaret Moran in a thong twerking?

  11. 11
  12. 12
    UKIP or bust says:

    Seems like Rolfy could do with some good PR, I wonder if Maximum Ofaclifford would help . . . then again, hmmm, tricky.

  13. 13
    Labour are Splitting says:

    Physically impossible.

    And on some matters:

    Did D Abbott don an Ed Miliband suit before doing the Marr interview yesterday ?

  14. 14
    Don't worry mister B, I have a cunning plan to solve the problem. says:

    Never realised that Baldrick started out on Play away.

  15. 15
    a non says:

    What larks eh Guido.
    The latest blood sport.
    Journalists harassing a geriatric.
    And as a civilised society we ended bear-baiting.

  16. 16
    Lawyers never lose says:

    They managed to hold them next day during the riots. Where there’s a will there’s a way.

  17. 17
    Living in 98.221% white Merseyside says:

    Remember 1997 and the Blair Babes that heralded 10 years of boom?

    Seems a long time ago now.

  18. 18
    Maxiofacial Surgeon says:

    I could give him a face transplant.

  19. 19
    John Prescott says:

    I certainly had 10 years of boom boom thanks to Tracey.

  20. 20
    Tory Bear says:

    …and I had the stuffing knocked out of me

  21. 21
  22. 22
    Tory Bear says:

    Does the P0pe shit in the woods?

  23. 23
    gramma says:

    And with extensive PFI it only cost a half a trillion pounds.
    What a price to pay to show that Gordon could not walk on water!

  24. 24
    Labour are Splitting says:

    As per the Marr interview with Miliband yesterday, top marks for satire.

    Quote: @ 45:03

    ‘… also about cracking down on those vested interests; the train companies and others who are actually taking people for a ride under this government…’

    Ed couldn’t help raising his own eyebrow as he said that and seemed to smirk.

    It is surely good that train companies are taking people for a ride under any government as that is what train companies do ?

    Rhetoric fail, but very amusing.

  25. 25
    A total twat says:

    Rolf “Can you tell what it is yet?”

    Child “Er, Is it your cock up my bum?”

  26. 26
    MB. says:

    I heard they have hung a bunch of garlic on the doors to keep him away.

  27. 27
  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    Apparently the two little boys each had a wooden horse…….

  29. 29
    George Osborne in accounts says:

    Dave “brings discord where there was harmony; Doubt where there was faith; And above all despair where once there was hope.”

    I can only hope that Conference pelts this one term Prime Minister with rotten vegetables.

  30. 30
    Talking about prison says:

    China court sentences former party chief Bo Xilai to life in jail

    AND bans him from political office for life!!!!

    No crayons for Rolf then

  31. 31
    Scandal says:

    The cÙnt’s wearing a red rosette then as well….

  32. 32
    edwina bare says:

    …and I spent 4 years getting stuffed.

  33. 33
    Dave"The One Term Prime Minister" Cameron says:

    Working people are an average of almost £1500 a year worse off under this Government.

    I’m so proud of that achievement by the Conservative led coalition.

    That and legalising same sex marriage will ensure that we will be ousted in 2015.

  34. 34
    Cornish Pilchard says:

    “The trial starts in two weeks…”

    …….. from the media i thought it was over

  35. 35
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    If Ed Miliband has a mountain to climb to win the next election then David Cameron has an entire Alpine range. The Conservative Party has not won an outright majority for over twenty years and they’re currently even further from that aim than they were three years ago.

    Since 2010 a large chunk of their support has gone to Ukip while a similarly large chunk of the Liberal Democrats’ support has gone to Labour. This basic fact has barely changed over the past three years despite a slight recovery of the Tory vote in recent months.

    For the Tories to win the next election outright, they need to claw back voters from Ukip, hope Labour loses their votes back to the Lib Dems, and then somehow win over a whole bunch of other voters they failed to persuade in 2010. This could all happen of course, but it’s difficult right now to see how.

  36. 36
    Temerity says:

    That’s what happens after a Labour government’s drunken Orgy of spend, spend, spend on the never never.

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

    Or Ed Balls’s young husband.

  38. 38
    Say what you see... says:

    Rolf looks like a LibDem MP or Union activist with that beard…

  39. 39
    I d on't n eed no d octor says:

    Labour – The Unelectables.

  40. 40
    Bob Dylan says:

    For the times they are a changing.

  41. 41
    I d on't n eed no d octor says:

    So are you saying that Ed Miliband will be the next saviour?

  42. 42
    The Ta li ban says:

    Can we have some of what your smoking, its better than the dope we grow…

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    You have a awareness problem. The majority accept gay marriage even if it’s not that important.

  44. 44
    Quite says:

    Indeed.

  45. 45
    No such thing as society says:

    Nothing to do with that global banking crisis at all then?

  46. 46
    Anon E Mouse says:

    and playing ‘gaily’ each summer’s day

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    Er, no. I don’t think the banks bumped up state spending before the crash in order to buy votes for Labour. Can’t be sure who it was though. Quite a mystery.

  48. 48
    Gaye Mann (Mrs) says:

    I can’t tell what he’s done yet!

  49. 49
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Brother Rolf is innocent just like what I am. Boaz

  50. 50
    Bloke says:

    Should’ve tied his didgeridoo down.

  51. 51
    Ed Millionaireband says:

    Can I borrow those clothes for my next soapbox speech, Tony?

  52. 52
    Diane Abbot says:

    Didn’t I sound awfully posh before I started to pretend to be a hippopotomess of the people?

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    Agreed, the sight of so many sinless and self-righteous puritans of the press hounding old men to an early death in the public arena of vehemence over historical claims of abuse which cannot possibly be proven or repudiated and which haven’t even been tried yet, but which the media run with as though foregone in order to make fat lolly for their own pockets, is a clear indication of the bankruptcy of the british media and why Leveson was necessary.

  54. 54
    Joe Bloggs says:

    He must have some PR as he dressed his wife (looks like his mother) in an old dress and gave her a stick to walk with. Looking for sympathy as a family man?

  55. 55
    S.B.S. says:

    Dresses like a downtown Washington whore.

  56. 56
    Beryl in Accounts. says:

    You are a fraud and a troll trying to be a better person.
    13 years of selective amnesia is your punishment as well as being relegated to trying to audit Jack Dromey’s financial accounts of the Labour Party.

  57. 57
    Twatson and Crowin' Bob says:

    Thank you comrade. Your brown envelope is on its way to you by courier.

  58. 58
    Teasy Weasy says:

    The only people who give a shit are those that like to take it up the shitter.

  59. 59
    Bert the Builder says:

    Innocent until proven guilty mate.

  60. 60
    Bert the Builder says:

    Yep total twat is about right.

  61. 61
    Anonymous says:

    It used to be until it was over ruled by Eussr law or should I say Scottish Catholic law

  62. 62
    Lancashire Procurator Fiscal says:

    Four indecent images. If they’re of category one, then the whole prosecution is a joke

  63. 63
    REALWORLDER says:

    WHO SAYS some arsehole monkey?


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