September 23rd, 2013

Psycho-Huhne Lectures Labour on How to Win

Chris Huhne is laying on the charm in his Guardian column today, praising Ed as “a decent radical with brave instincts”. His attempt at political rehabilitation continues in earnest, with the ex-con offering up views on how Labour could form a progressive coalition with the LibDems:

“There is now a potential Lab-Lib economic programme for a fairer and speedier recovery based on green investment and growth, EU influence and internationalism, help for social mobility, and investment in new town housing whose rents can improve the public finances and raise living standards. Miliband should bury Labour’s instinctive tribalism and quietly let that agenda flourish.”

We all know Huhne has a history of delusion. Reading between the lines, it seems he can see a role for himself in any future alliance.  Though Guido would love Huhne to become the poster-boy for this movement, he’s pretty sure Labour would rather take advice on “how to win” from pretty much anyone else.


153 Comments

  1. 1
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    What does he know about decent ?

  2. 2
    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

    About as much as you know about integrity.

  3. 3
    Pricky Vyce says:

    I take your points Chris

  4. 4
    Dr Freud says:

    The man is a narcissist through-and-through; no ability to learn from mistakes or to feel remorse and his grandiosity knows no ends.

  5. 5
    Little Boy Blue says:

    But he does have the inside story.

  6. 6
    Arch Bishop Cant. says:

    Hunhe converts to islam, pratt

  7. 7
    P l e b says:

    I can’t see him beating Ed Miliband in a leadership contest.

  8. 8
    Vikki Souvlaki Thessaloniki says:

    That man is a right twat.

  9. 9
    Pete says:

    Tha man is so arrogant ! He has no shame! Nothing but a convicted crook!

  10. 10
    Wishfull Thinking says:

    Next step: Self immolation.

  11. 11
    Nelsonsgoodeye says:

    fairer and speedier recovery based on green investment and growth, EU influence and internationalism* PASS THE SICKBAG, QUICK!

  12. 12
    Janet Street Porter says:

    I’m going to mow down this troughing eco loon with my Prius.

  13. 13
    Paniagua v5 says:

    I can’t see the 12 point of him.

  14. 14
    Free speech is apparently banned here says:

    I have to take it back, always thought Huhne would achieve nothing, but I must hand it to him, to be even more immoral than McBride is quite an accomplishment, well done Chris

  15. 15
    once a huhne always a c'unt.. says:

    huhne could be labour’s attorney general perhaps

  16. 16
    Finnsbury Park says:

    No more name calling if you know whats good for you!.

  17. 17
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

  18. 18
    Fishy says:

    I wish he would just fuck off

  19. 19
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Very good!

    As for Huhne, surely even Labour won’t stoop so low to receive advice from a convicted crook?

  20. 20
    John Prescott says:

    Theres nowt wrong with talking advice from Hoon he was the defence secretary in charge of the nuclear weppons and its good that Steady Ed (Special Needs) is taking advice from him its part and percel of the Age of Chancers inishertive which is in full swing carrying on from Tony and Gordon and even if it fails Ed can get a job as a special raconteur for the envionment and climactic change, so all you suthern jessies can shut yer traps!

  21. 21
    Nigel Farage doppelganger says:

    You can see him crossing the floor to labour just to get a seat in the HoC.
    truly a reprehensible man if ever there was one

  22. 22
    Mustapha Djinn says:

    Left twat actually

  23. 23
    average joanna says:

    Or Transport Minister?

  24. 24
    once a huhne always a c'unt.. says:

    its votes he’d lack not smug ambition

  25. 25
    Fishy says:

    Actually I thought that I might pop over to the Guardian Towers website and suggest Huhne takes a (another) period out of the public eye.

    Unfortunately the Guardian seem reluctant to enable comments on their ‘Comment is free’ page.

    Perhaps someone got there first?

  26. 26
    Balls & Co says:

    Oh yes we would

  27. 27
    RED LEN says:

  28. 28
    This Fatt'un says:

    Since I started working for the BBC I have made one or two exquisite additions to my collection of chins.

  29. 29
    Engineer says:

    “….recovery based on green investment and growth…”

    I don’t know whether Huhne is psycho or not; he is certainly completely deluded if he thinks ‘green investment’ will bring economic growth.

  30. 30
    average joanna says:

    How comforting for Huhne to know that no matter what
    crimes he commits or how big a laughing-stock he becomes
    his old mates at The Guardian will always print his narcissistic
    bullshit.

  31. 31
    Dr Strangelove says:

    It must be because I’ve got older but when I look at the people who are supposed to be in charge I have the feeling that I’ve fallen down a rabbit hole and reality isn’t quite working the way it is supposed to.

  32. 32
    IPSA Marketing Team - New Slogan says:

    Whilst the UK burns, MP’s fiddle.

  33. 33
    Engineer says:

    Leadership of what? The Monster Raving Loony Party?

  34. 34
    Ed Doesn't Lie says:

    “A decent radical with brave instincts” ????? I thought Ed was a dyed-in-the-wool Marxist, with no allegiance to Britain whatsoever, and a totally ruthless desire to say and do anything to gain power at any price to achieve his collectivist goals.

  35. 35
    David Cameron says:

    My Fine Friends,

    I effortlessly earn thousands of pounds a month sat on my arse doing next-to sod all.

    That’s right, there’s absolutely no catch!

    To find out how I do it, please visit the website below and you too could be earning millions!

    https://www.gov.uk/government/organisations/prime-ministers-office-10-downing-street

  36. 36
    Lard Pissclott of Shithull says:

    Beware imposters. This blogger couldn’t be me because I’m too busy shagging Tracey and eating scotch pies to have time for crap like that.

  37. 37
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    FFS, and they say I’m the nutter!

  38. 38
  39. 39
    Ed Miliband (Special Needs) says:

    Can I just say that I completely agree with John. It’s time we all got round the table and that’s what’s important here because we need to reach agreement on what we’re discussing and that’s the most important thing. I do think what’s crucial is that we discuss this and reach an accord that will allow us all to move forward because that’s what matters to the ordinary British people and that’s why it’s critical we all get round the table, which is what is important here.

  40. 40
    Engineer says:

    Reality is a delusion caused by lack of the evening snifter; take one large G&T (easy on the tonic) and repeat after me, “Yeah, well; fuck ‘em all!”

  41. 41
    Greenhorn says:

    “Green” investment is code for adding costs to business. Creating “green” jobs means legislating for jobs that can only exist with subsidy.

  42. 42
    AMEX for the client state. says:

    That’ll do nicely.

  43. 43
    Ed Miliband says:

    Yarp.

  44. 44
    Engineer says:

    I think Lord Presclott is more interested in getting over the table end.

  45. 45
    Lib dummy dimwit says:

    So what the little hunt is actually saying is now the Tories have got it sorted out, made the tough decisions in the face of fierce opposition not least from me lets use the good times and let the money rooolllllll

    On the other hand he could be a duplicitous, two faced, law breaking, hypocritical loony twat who should still be in jail and not in a newspaper

  46. 46
    isosceles says:

    oh sausagees!

  47. 47
    Engineer says:

    Stand by to harvest the Magic Money Tree again….

  48. 48
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Didn’t Gillard & Rudd’s ecolooney Liebore party get their arses handed to them by Tony Abbott in Australia, who’s first act as Aussie PM was to abolish the Dept. of Climate Change.

  49. 49
    Gooey Blob says:

    A Lab-Lib pact? Don’t make me laugh! Labour is now a party of the hard, hard left. They’re far closer to Militant than they are to the ground occupied by the Lib Dems. Anti-business, pro-mass immigration, pro-EU and intent on spending money as if it were water. They are unrepentant, unreformed hard-line socialists. If CH thinks that’s a good philosophy he’s as mad as Gordon Brown.

  50. 50
    broderick crawford says:

    ah ah ah calamity at no 1 comment now don’t be spiteful !

    there but for the grace of ” GID ” etc .

    after all you knew him when chris and Pricky were still an item .

    and don’t forget ” paella” being dago would never stoop to taking points on her husband ‘s behalf . far greater than the wrath of any temporal court she would be terrified by the certitude of excommunication .

  51. 51
    McPoison says:

  52. 52
    Squeezing Pimples says:

    It seems the more elite the crook the easier it is to rehabilitate amongst the elite. If he were a sink estate chav he would cast adrift and the likes of Huhne would be sneering at them.

  53. 53
    Crooks r Us says:

    Only ex convicts vote Labour!

  54. 54
    Displaced Brummie says:

    He is looking to take Ed’s Schilling and to be parachuted into a safe Labour seat after he has “seen the light.”

  55. 55
    Ed Miliband the Vacuum Inhaler says:

    barf

  56. 56
    a card says:

    the rule is – don’t get caught – always keep your visa current

  57. 57
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    I’ll put my annual salary on option 2, please.

  58. 58
    any old crap says:

    That’s nothing Brown is earning thousands of pounds for doing nothing for his constituents and getting away with it.

  59. 59
    hisself says:

    is Len in?

  60. 60
    FFS says:

    Why not? They are full of unconvicted crooks.

  61. 61
    Hopeless Ed Miliband says:

    AKA Labour.

  62. 62
    broderick crawford says:

    hello comment 49 …. should we vcall in Linke from Deutschland d’you think ?

    They would appear to be the only ideologically permutable element to meld with this ” new” New Labour.

  63. 63
    a green economist says:

    thats brown economics

  64. 64
    FFS says:

    Actually the comments under Huhne’s column seem to suggest that the average Guardian reader has conveniently forgotten he was tried and convicted for attempting to avoid the penalty of the law of the land as set by government by passing previous penalties onto his other half. If that doesn’t totally disqualify him from ever being part of said government I don’t know what should.

  65. 65
    M102 says:

    Only the Graun could give that huhne a column.

  66. 66
    P l e b says:

    Hopefully, the Lib Dems will be annihilated at the next election.

    They have lied to the electorate and enabled the Tories to do their worst. In coalition they have cut the life support systems to the most needy while giving millionaires a tax cut. As a consequence many vulnerable people in the UK are homeless, going hungry, unable to get an education or a job, in general they have given ordinary people a good kicking.

    I would hope that after 2015 there will be no Lib Dems

  67. 67
    broderick crawford says:

    i can’t see Ed Milliband beating the incumbent Ed Milliband in a Labour leadership contest .

    Mind you a Linke leadership contest on the other hand ……

  68. 68
    Dr Strangelove says:

    It’s my fate innit, when I was born the universe was aligned in a certain way and then the attributes given to me were of Aquarius, the thing about Aquarians is that they have an overwhelming sense of life and society, it is a burden. I do worry a lot about my society.

  69. 69
    FFS says:

    Yes, I have to say that was rather my impression.

  70. 70
    Anonymous says:

    Why not Andrew? They take it from those crooks yet to be convicted.

  71. 71
    jaded48 says:

    Perhaps he will campaign for prisoners to gt the vote,I bet they all vote Labour.
    What do points make??????????

  72. 72
    broderick crawford says:

    How many years these days before you can officially expunge your prison record such that you do not have to mention it on your cv ??

  73. 73
    FFS says:

    As an Irish friend of mine once said “What do you mean I’m not being realistic? I’m bored of reality. I’m looking for something new….”

  74. 74
    Hopeless Ed Miliband says:

    I’ve done less than either of you.

    By the way, does anyone know what a “policy” is? I’m told I have to come up with one or two of these things before we can have a general erection, or something like that.

  75. 75
    Little Boy Blue says:

    May be upstaged by Newsnight.

  76. 76
    Socialist sophistry says:

    Socialism – the nihilistic belief system that nobody is responsible for their own success or failure. It’s all about clamouring for’my rights’ and complaining about victimhood.

  77. 77
    Universal Hiss says:

    I was just going to say drink me but you beat me to it.

  78. 78
    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

    Perjury cases ?

  79. 79
    Hopeless Ed Miliband says:

    Er… is the answer “policies”?

  80. 80
    FFS says:

    Interesting point you raise there. I wonder what would happen to Labour’s vote if you took away the right to vote from former convicts? After all, if you’ve broken the law anyway, should you have the right to influence the setting of laws?

  81. 81
    Holy Ghost says:

    Why stop there? Huhne rises again.

  82. 82
    FFS says:

    I live in Swindon, one of the most deprived places in the UK. Nobody around here is going hungry or is homeless. You are a complete pillock.

  83. 83
    Universal Hiss says:

    He has stated he will not be returning to politics and we know he never lies.

  84. 84
    broderick crawford says:

    ” BOOTSY AND SNUDGE ” BALLS SAYS :

    ” I’ll be leaving you now sir ”

    ( you gotta be nearly as old as God –or me– to remember that one )

  85. 85
    Engineer says:

    Never mind. They’ll be bringing back the workhouses, sending women and children down mines and reinstating feudalism next. That’ll cut the deficit.

  86. 86

    Red Ed is going to end this conference covered in lipstick from all those Judas kisses.

  87. 87
    broderick crawford says:

    Who Balls or Huhne or both ?

  88. 88
    Engineer says:

    Since when did Huhne engage in politics? He was only there for the expenses and a personal glory-trip.

  89. 89
    Dr Strangelove says:

    I suppose we should be grateful for what we have ?
    My dad was captured at El Alamein and spent 3 1/2 years as a guest of the 3rd Reich. He tried to do his bit.
    It suppose it was a minor hardship, as the Hun could be considered civilized when it is down to war, compared to the misery that the Islamics are inflicting on everybody.
    Where is it all going to end, not happily for certain.

  90. 90
    Hopeless Ed Miliband says:

    Excuse me Mr McCluskey sir, I’m terribly sorry to bother you as I’m sure you’re a very busy and important man but would it be possible for you to let me know what some of our policies are before the election please? If it isn’t too much trouble sir. In fact, if you could just drop me a hint about just one of them before the end of the conference it would be even better your majestic eminence.

    Thank you oh wondrous Mr McCluskey Sir. Thank you sir, thank you. Sorry to trouble you. Thank you.

    Ouch! I bumped my head on the floor grovelling. Sorry about that. Sorry! Thank you. Sorry!

    Sorry again.

    Thank you.

  91. 91
    The BBC causes serious mental illness says:

    Harriet Harman on Woman’s hour today / McBride:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01h9g34

    Harman said she complained to Gordon Brown, but nothing happened until the stuff came out about Nadine Dorries / Osborn’s wife.

    Harman said she felt McBride should have been sacked before and that Gordon Brown did not deal with her complaints sufficiently.

    Quote from Harman on politics:

    ‘We are not supposed to be in it for ourselves’

    – So what was the expenses scandal all about ?

    Good point from BBC:

    BBC: ‘We, perhaps naively, the humble voter, thought you were trying to run the country when in fact you were, many people within the Labour party, within the Labour government, were busily just trying to undermine eachother. I mean, it takes your breath away actually.’

    Harman: ‘Well, I think, I, it I it, is, there’s no getting away from how repugnant it was, but I think, you know, it was right at the heart of government …’

    Then Harman later says on the subject of Ed Balls, that she never complained to Ed Balls, so it is up to Ed Balls to say what he recalls.

    Harman also claims that McBride told lies about her.

    She finishes by talking about the distraction that it is now for the conference.

  92. 92
    Pricky Vyce says:

    Points make Pryces.

  93. 93
    Duty Pedant says:

    Wasn’t it perverting the course of justice ?
    :-)

  94. 94
    Harridan Harmanhater says:

    ‘We are not supposed to be in it for ourselves.’

    However, I do believe in keeping it in the family.

  95. 95
    Harbottle says:

    Psycho?-yes and also a scumbag/liar/arsehole/creep/turd/sleazebag/heel/slimeball…and LibDem.

  96. 96
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Indeed Abbott did kick the CC Dept into touch.

    And the thing to remember is that Abbott is not suborned to the EU like the fakes and fronts we have here in the UK who continue to pretend that they are in charge of matters.

    If Cameron, Clegg and Miliband – had any backbone to their collective of being puppet front men – they would openly, transparently and democratically declare an end to all of the Climate change garbage; but having trapped themselves into the living lie isn’t the lack of backbone glaringly evident?

    And as for the press mongrels who live and promote the same lie – spineless hardly starts to describe them.

  97. 97
    Dr Strangelove says:

    the thing is all the practical solutions to the problems that beset us; over population, too much immigration, thieving, fatties, short people, not looking where you are going, beards, all those anti social behavioral things can be cured but it would be thought of as extreme right wing or fascist to actually exterminate people for minor errors of dress code.
    snigger you not.

  98. 98
    Cider drinker says:

    ‘recovery based on green investment and growth, EU influence and internationalism’
    Shows just what a bellend he is.

  99. 99
    Anonymous says:

    I’m glad you are making a donation to these 3 evils. I’ll have it after you.

  100. 100

    Ve hev vays to make you agre viz us!

  101. 101
    Nick Clog says:

    They sound very close to the FibDems

  102. 102
    Rob says:

    Internationalism – making those who rule over you even more remote and unaccountable. Derived from the simpleton belief that if there was one government ruling over everyone there would be no more wars or conflict.

  103. 103
    Dr Strangelove says:

    Is this it then ?
    are these fuckwits all that there is ?
    where are the people with talents and skill to lead the country forward to a bright and successful and joyous and filled with unimaginable glory future ?

  104. 104
    Officer McKay says:

    Ten years for Huhne

    https://nationalcareersservice.direct.gov.uk/advice/planning/Pages/convictions.aspx

    Many jobs require disclosure of spent convictions, but not MPs, of course.

  105. 105
    Officer McKay says:

    Unfortunately Huhne is not obliged to mention his convictions in his CV (it’s not mentioned on his CV for that nice job he picked up, as I pointed out to his employers). I think they have to ask.
    But I suspect they might show up if someone googles his name.

  106. 106
    Methuselah's Uncle says:

    Army Game

  107. 107
    Tracey Temple says:

    You don’t do any shagging, fatso.

    I have to climb up onto your flabby mound and do all the work myself.

  108. 108
    David Millionaireband says:

    Ruthless in his betrayal of me, perhaps, but it’s not an adjective I would ascribe to him generally. He had Uncle Len prodding him into the ring from behind and is much more of a whiner than anything else.

  109. 109
    amoeba says:

    > Harman said she felt McBride should have been sacked before
    > and that Gordon Brown did not deal with her complaints sufficiently.

    It is vital to have powerful women like Harperson in government so they can stop the terrible actions of evil sexist men.

    So, when Gordon ignored her, what did she do next?

  110. 110
    FFS says:

    Harriet “I think the paedophile information exchange are a lovely bunch of chaps” Harman you mean?

  111. 111
    Sir William Waid says:

    Huhne has his (penalty) points. One can see what he’s driving at, he looks good on camera, and with his inside knowledge he should be fast-tracked, with special responsibility for the over-60s.

  112. 112
    Sir William Waid says:

    So that’s windmills, windbags and wind-ups.

  113. 113
    Ed Millionaireband says:

    Don’t be daft. The Hoon might want to get back in, and the Guardian might still like him, but even I’m not stupid enough to saddle us with the stink of Huhne

  114. 114
    Sir William Waid says:

    It was always a fatuous idea. You might as well have a Department of Reducing Gravity or a Ministry of Increasing the Speed of Light.

  115. 115
    Ed Millionaireband says:

    Like me, you fail to appreciate the difference between a millionaire (like me and my colleagues) and someone who declares over a million pounds per annum income.

    Anyway, Labour is the party for those who earn millions, as the tax was lower during our government.

  116. 116
    Sir William Waid says:

    Huhne puts his foot down….

  117. 117
    The Real Ed Milliband says:

    So I ask myself this question “why do people want to know why I am such a geek” and I say to those who ask me that question ” I say this to you, why do you ask why I am such a geek ?” And I say this to you ” i say this because it is the right thing to say” but I will say that to you at the Election.

  118. 118
    David Cameron Is A Cunt says:

    Huhne, is so delusional that I fear he needs the attentions of the men in white coats.

    If he seriously thinks that the electorate will vote for a pile of, clearly doomed to fail, utter shite like that then it is no wonder he thought that breaking the law and then brazenly lying about it was ok too.

    Oh and his taste in women should clearly disqualify him from anything other than judging horse and pony shows.

  119. 119
    Old Commonwealian says:

    2.8% unemployment, very low crime, low house prices, Arkells – I don’t call that deprived.

  120. 120
    FTFoff says:

    The cnut needs to effoff, permanently! His scuminess reflects upon all politicians. Get rid of the putrid piece of shlt!

  121. 121
    Gwendolyn says:

    So Ed Millibean = Wallace, Balls = grommit and Carina Rimmg them = Gwendlyn?

  122. 122
    Dr Strangelove says:

    an attempt to see what’s annoyed the Bot
    think I spotted it

    the thing is all the practical solutions to the problems that beset us; over population, too much !mmigration, th!eving, fatties, short people, not looking where you are going, beards, all those anti social behavioral things can be cured but it would be thought of as extreme right wing or fasc!st to actually exterm!nate people for minor errors of dress code.
    do not laugh .
    yes it was the n word with an s in font of it

  123. 123
    mraemiller says:

    I love the number of complaints Huhne has put on the Press Complaints Commission website. Someone should concatenate them all but there are so many it would probably take an eternity

  124. 124
    Ed Miliband the Vacuum Inhaler says:

    they are just complete lying scum .. I knew nothing zilch zero nought period

  125. 125
    Irritable Sod says:

    Actually Huhne probably haunts these pages as reading anything about himself is better than nothing at all.

    He’s an unmitigated shit, always has been, always will be. End of.

  126. 126
    JH4395093450923 says:

    Six words:

    Click Bait Advertising Revenue Desperate For

  127. 127
    wycombewanderer says:

    I’m in period at cif whilst that lying Hunt is being paid.
    Comment is free is it fuck.

  128. 128
    Dr Strangelove says:

    So where is the man ? where is the man with the plan ? I would prefer not to be governed by fuckwits thank you very much, I would prefer to accept governance by somebody I had some respect for, somebody who had a fucking clue and a plan.

  129. 129
    Anonymous says:

    and enjoyed them

  130. 130
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Chris is my friend, to call him psycho is defamatory. Unfortunately, Chris like me dare not take legal action for defamation, as to appear in a Court if Law could be disastrous for both of us. However, here is the inside scoop; both of us are thinking of joining the Labour Party. Boaz.

  131. 131
    Fuck-wit says:

    but surely it should have said tax spender on the card?!?

  132. 132
    Mr Quelch says:

    Psycho ……..Maybe

    Cnut…………100%

  133. 133
    Dr Strangelove says:

    And I guess I have to go with Nige for the main chance, I’ve voted for them in the last two national ones and I suppose I will continue to as he’s the best bet to get some sense into government.
    Our problem is that 50 + years of growing up in a stable society have produced creatures like the major of London, whereas the other lot have produced serial killers.
    They say about the EU we are playing cricket and they are playing american football,
    with the Islamics we are playing cricket and they are stood at the boundaries throwing grenades.

  134. 134
    A Psychiatrist says:

    A Pryce this bonkers totally delusional guy has to pay. Psycho indeed.

  135. 135
    Universal Hiss says:

    Yes no sn*ggering at the back allowed.

    I’ve fallen foul of that one.

  136. 136
    MacGuffin says:

  137. 137
    Ray Cyst says:

    “Green investment”, “EU influence” – oh my God, can things get any worse?

  138. 138
    Displaced Brummie says:

    What was that about Diana Abbot’s front?

    (Spoken as a bit of a fan, actually…)

  139. 139
    Displaced Brummie says:

    She got her husband on the top of an all women shortlist!

  140. 140
    REALWORLDER says:

    YES!!!

  141. 141
    giant gonad says:

    It’s hard not to feel sympathy for Huhne, who was stitched up by a mad ex-wife, and is now being lectured by someone with multiple drink driving offences.

  142. 142
    Slithery Sis says:

    William, do you really want this cvnt in charge of your affairs? I bet you cannot find anybody over 60 who would accept this imposition.

  143. 143
    Slithery Sis's gran says:

    The precurser to the Wilmington on Sea lot – and just as funny and well written.

  144. 144
    Slithery Sis says:

    You forgot the “Peacock of the East” bit (again).

  145. 145
    Slithery Sis says:

    … and at this rate you will have more Chins than the Shanghai phone book.

  146. 146
    Slithery Sis says:

    Will you please cease and desist from making suggestions for Ed’s blank piece of paper!?

  147. 147
    Tom Catesby says:

    Don’t want to hear anything from this deluded, liar and cheat. He can keep his bloody opinions to himself. It is insulting that the Guardian should think to give him the opportunity to inflict himself on the public again.

  148. 148
    Slithery Sis says:

    … in a cowpat…

  149. 149
    Slithery Sis says:

    Down the launderette, I think.

  150. 150
    Slithery Sis says:

    He’s a libdem, so they should really be libcatenated…

  151. 151
    Slithery Sis says:

    Why don’t you fuck off back to Johannesburg then?

  152. 152
    Slithery Sis says:

    Snoggering at the back was almost compulsory in my youth – especially at the Tooting Granada.

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    Observercorps says:

    Amazing is it not that the Guardian gives a platform to a man who confesses to be guilty of perverting the course of justice and is a liar. Why would anyone believe anything this man says? Odd choice for a newspaper with the proud record and tradition of what some of us still think of as the Manchester Guardian.


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Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”


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