September 23rd, 2013

Gordon Confronted About McBride

Gordon’s alive!

And he’s been spotted on the fringe…

…of the United Nations General Assembly:



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    I think Gordon has been clear eyed about this.


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    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    Sorry laddie, it’s £2,000 for an off the cuff comment, £25,000 for an interview (5 questions max) and £100,000 for after-dinner speech.

    All going to charidee, of course!


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    Brown Tvrd says:

    What a pathetic, lying, bullying scumbag!


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    Nobby says:

    Whenever I see a “Gordon’s alive” post on Guido I always imagine it being read out by Brian Blessed. I can’t be alone on this surely.


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    Ed Green says:

    Not surprised – Brown hired McBride because he was his kind of scum.


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    Give Gordon his due, he’s in the right place to save the world.


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      Joe Normal says:

      Could he not be in a better place to save the world? A sort of Armageddon-type place; in a spacecraft with lots of nukes, heading into a comet, to blow it up and save the Earth?

      Except, we’d be lying to him about the comet. And to be honest, it wouldn’t be a spacecraft, just a lift going down into a very deep Australian mineshaft.

      But the nukes would be real.


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      Ming Campbell the Merciless says:



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    C.O.Jones says:

    Typical twat like thing to do. You do not want to answer a question so you give someone the dead-eye. What a bullying cvnt.


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      optician says:

      At times Gordon finds it hard to focus on the matter at hand.


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      Tony Blair (very, very, very rich. Very rich indeed.) says:

      Hmm. He has no emotional intelligence, you see. Truly psychologically flawed. Most unsuitable to be prime minister.

      I suppose I should have warned you.. but.. meh.


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        Casual Observer 3 says:

        It’s the self flagellation and expressions such as: ‘Too. Many. Mistakes.’ which confirm.

        He has a very pronounced egotistical inferiority complex.

        Very revealing of what was going on in his childhood. ** Shudder **


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        FTFoff says:

        Gordon Brown is on the Autistic spectrum.
        Everybody is, to a greater or lesser extent. There are online tests to determine how autistic you are. Mayybe someone could do one for Gordy?


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    SleeplessInKirkaldy says:

    Count yourself lucky he’d left his mobile at home


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    Steve Miliband says:

    That was a disaster. Well I just … should never have put me in with that man. Whose idea was that?

    It was Sue I think. It was just ridiculous.

    Brown: Oh everything, he was just a sort of bigoted man. He said he used be Labour. I mean it’s just ridiculous.


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    Orson Cart says:

    “Moral Compass” – My arse!


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    Gormless Gordy says:

    I was not aware of Damian McBrides activities, his desk was next to mine!


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    Anonymous says:



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    JH4395093450923 says:

    More evidence that far from the considerate, moral man the likes of McBride rather optimistically expect us to believe Gordon to be, he is in fact just a brooding malevolent nutter with no use for anyone who does not offer him advantage.

    Classic Aspergers case.


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    Mitch says:

    And marched off…straight into the broom cupboard.


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    Journo Watch says:

    When will a UK journo confront Gordon about his lack of appearances in the HoC and the Labour Conference. Come on Mr Crick, show us you’re fair and balanced!


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    C.O.Jones says:

    Was McBride a decent young man before he entered the employ of the deluded one?


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    wycombewanderer says:

    Mcmentalist ” what’s wrong with zero hours contracts. I’ve got one it suits me fine. I’ve got a contract and do zero hours.”


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    Gordon Brown, part-time MP, says:

    Don’t ye get it, ye daft fools?

    Every time I go to the UN on “Official Business” (and even when I go to NYU, the UN can cook SOMETHING up for me whilst I’m in town), my bags go through as “Diplomatic Pouch.” That way, I don’t have to account for all the US currency I’m bringing in. When I’m in New York, I make sure that no one deposit in any one bank exceeds ten thousand dollars, so none need be reported.

    My account is under the name of Werner Heisenberg, in case you’re interested; Walter White, Gordon Brown, get it? A bit of humour there, ye daft fools! You don’t think I’d make it THAT easy, do you?


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    McGroom says:

    Take a look at Yvette Cooper’s body language on Munghan, yesterday, when asked about McBride…


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    slob shags slag says:

    shes a little minx


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    Andrew Efiong says:

    Gordon Brown refuses to be held accountable for his disastrous time in government.


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    Dave"The One Term Prime Minister" Cameron says:

    I wish my wallet was as fat as I am.


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    This death stare? says:


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    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Ed Ba!!s says:

    Sounds like defamation, and a lie.


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    Anonymous says:

    Macbeth (to Banquo’s Ghost) – Thou canst not say I did it.

    Now wonder Gordon never goes to Westminster, it’s full of the ghosts of people he ordered destroyed so he could be Prime Mentalist.


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    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    “Ed Balls tells Labour party conference: we can’t reverse all Tory cuts”. Yes you can; just make Vodafone, Apple, Starbucks & Google pay up!


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    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    When is Brown’ marriage of convenience going to be exposed for the sham that it is.


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    Anonymous says:

    Gordon Brown





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    Nigel's Red Barrel says:

    I heard a rumour that Gordon was gay, is their any truth in this?


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    jumpers says:

    Heard the BBC numpties this morning claiming that no one knew at the time what Gordon and his henchmen were up to. Shame, as they only had to read what has been on this blog for the past five years to find out. Wankers.


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    Anon says:

    Shouldn’t he be at home doing the job he gets well paid for?i suppose we are paying his expenses while he is in New York!


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    Anonymous says:

    Gordon’s alive? Pity.


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    UNGA nice little earner for Mr BBBBRRRRRRoooooooNN! Innit!


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    Fact Hunt says:

    How long has Mankey Boon got left as Secretary General? McMental would solve the problem of the ineffectiveness of the UN should he succeed him. With his diplomatic skills there’d be a nuclear conflagration within a fortnight.


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    A Man from Slough says:

    So The Gronod has been spotted at the UN? For all the use he is to his constituents he might as well stay there with the other failed politicians.

    Now I think of it, wouldn’t McMental have to have declared any mental illnesses on his visa?

    “Och no laddie, just hold ma jobbie while ah make ma mark on this form”


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    McMaximus says:

    But is glowing in the dark yet?


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    lisa R says:

    More to thr point you should have aaked him whrn is hr going to be our fulltime MP considering he takes full wages. 32% in one part of his town has children in poverty. Th town is high up in unemploment places in Scotland and it was around 6th most empty shops. I alaways know when he is back in town,he shows up in charity photos pretending he gives a damn. Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath deserves a fulltime MP!


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    robbie says:

    I’m sure his death stare is only half effective


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    nono nokia says:

    That must be the only photo in existence of the mental mcfuck with a working phone.


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