September 23rd, 2013

Gordon Confronted About McBride

Gordon’s alive!

And he’s been spotted on the fringe…

…of the United Nations General Assembly:



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    I think Gordon has been clear eyed about this.

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    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    Sorry laddie, it’s £2,000 for an off the cuff comment, £25,000 for an interview (5 questions max) and £100,000 for after-dinner speech.

    All going to charidee, of course!

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    Brown Tvrd says:

    What a pathetic, lying, bullying scumbag!

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    Nobby says:

    Whenever I see a “Gordon’s alive” post on Guido I always imagine it being read out by Brian Blessed. I can’t be alone on this surely.

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    Ed Green says:

    Not surprised – Brown hired McBride because he was his kind of scum.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Rejoice, rejoice, the people of Kirkaldy have a representative.

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    Give Gordon his due, he’s in the right place to save the world.

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    Edges towards the door says:

    I think you might..

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Typical twat like thing to do. You do not want to answer a question so you give someone the dead-eye. What a bullying cvnt.

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    SleeplessInKirkaldy says:

    Count yourself lucky he’d left his mobile at home

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    Steve Miliband says:

    That was a disaster. Well I just … should never have put me in with that man. Whose idea was that?

    It was Sue I think. It was just ridiculous.

    Brown: Oh everything, he was just a sort of bigoted man. He said he used be Labour. I mean it’s just ridiculous.

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    Gideon says:

    A representative at the United Nations

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    Orson Cart says:

    “Moral Compass” – My arse!

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    Gormless Gordy says:

    I was not aware of Damian McBrides activities, his desk was next to mine!

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    Anonymous says:


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    Ayatollah Ali Hosseini Khamenei says:

    You let a f*cking nut like that have control of nuclear warheads?? Are you insane??

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:


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    Joe Normal says:

    No, he’s not. I always read it in Brian Blessed’s voice, too.

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    JH4395093450923 says:

    More evidence that far from the considerate, moral man the likes of McBride rather optimistically expect us to believe Gordon to be, he is in fact just a brooding malevolent nutter with no use for anyone who does not offer him advantage.

    Classic Aspergers case.

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    optician says:

    At times Gordon finds it hard to focus on the matter at hand.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    You do have a really good point there!

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    Mitch says:

    And marched off…straight into the broom cupboard.

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    Tony Blair (very, very, very rich. Very rich indeed.) says:

    Hmm. He has no emotional intelligence, you see. Truly psychologically flawed. Most unsuitable to be prime minister.

    I suppose I should have warned you.. but.. meh.

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    Journo Watch says:

    When will a UK journo confront Gordon about his lack of appearances in the HoC and the Labour Conference. Come on Mr Crick, show us you’re fair and balanced!

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Was McBride a decent young man before he entered the employ of the deluded one?

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Ah ah ah he’s a maniac
    He’s just a mentalist
    Ah ah ah he’ll bank-rupt everyone of us.

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    Toxic Labour scum trashed my Country says:

    They are so lucky to have a Labour moron to represent them. If you put a Labour rosette on a hamster they would vote for it. Not over blessed in the cognitive department are the Scottish voters.

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    wycombewanderer says:

    Mcmentalist ” what’s wrong with zero hours contracts. I’ve got one it suits me fine. I’ve got a contract and do zero hours.”

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    Casual Observer 3 says:

    You are among friends…

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    Joe Normal says:

    Could he not be in a better place to save the world? A sort of Armageddon-type place; in a spacecraft with lots of nukes, heading into a comet, to blow it up and save the Earth?

    Except, we’d be lying to him about the comet. And to be honest, it wouldn’t be a spacecraft, just a lift going down into a very deep Australian mineshaft.

    But the nukes would be real.

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    Nobby says:

    This is good, I feel much saner now. Wibble!

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    Gordon Brown, part-time MP, says:

    Don’t ye get it, ye daft fools?

    Every time I go to the UN on “Official Business” (and even when I go to NYU, the UN can cook SOMETHING up for me whilst I’m in town), my bags go through as “Diplomatic Pouch.” That way, I don’t have to account for all the US currency I’m bringing in. When I’m in New York, I make sure that no one deposit in any one bank exceeds ten thousand dollars, so none need be reported.

    My account is under the name of Werner Heisenberg, in case you’re interested; Walter White, Gordon Brown, get it? A bit of humour there, ye daft fools! You don’t think I’d make it THAT easy, do you?

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    Ming Campbell the Merciless says:


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    Casual Observer 3 says:

    It’s the self flagellation and expressions such as: ‘Too. Many. Mistakes.’ which confirm.

    He has a very pronounced egotistical inferiority complex.

    Very revealing of what was going on in his childhood. ** Shudder **

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    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Awesome caption / photo: Are the mixed metaphors meant to be read at a deeper level ?

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    W.W. says:

    A hamster, would be a significant improvement.

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    McGroom says:

    Take a look at Yvette Cooper’s body language on Munghan, yesterday, when asked about McBride…

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    Casual Observer 3 says:

    They probably would, if they could find him.

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    Viv says:

    ‘Alive’ is entirely too strong a way of putting it….

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    Yeah, right.... says:

    Why didn’t Swaine simply follow the rude oaf and ask the question again?

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    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    I would have preferred it if he had marched straight off a cliff

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    Gussett Fitz-loosly says:

    I cannot tell lie, when I think of Yvette a get a big blue veiner.

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    slob shags slag says:

    shes a little minx

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    Ed Balls MP says:

    So do I, but it’s in the neck.

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    Andrew Efiong says:

    Gordon Brown refuses to be held accountable for his disastrous time in government.

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    Dave"The One Term Prime Minister" Cameron says:

    I wish my wallet was as fat as I am.

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    This death stare? says:

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    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Ed Ba!!s says:

    Sounds like defamation, and a lie.

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    Anonymous says:

    Macbeth (to Banquo’s Ghost) – Thou canst not say I did it.

    Now wonder Gordon never goes to Westminster, it’s full of the ghosts of people he ordered destroyed so he could be Prime Mentalist.

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    UK Nuke Control says:

    Oh no, we let him have a Nokia and told him it was the launch control….one born every minute.

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    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    “Ed Balls tells Labour party conference: we can’t reverse all Tory cuts”. Yes you can; just make Vodafone, Apple, Starbucks & Google pay up!

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    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    When is Brown’ marriage of convenience going to be exposed for the sham that it is.

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    Specsavers says:

    I think he turned a blind eye to it.

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    Mark says:

    A Prime Minister who never had the mandate of the people.

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    Tony Bliar says:

    It will, all in good time. Don’t worry.

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    Man from the street says:

    Or ask the EU to allow you to make Vodafone, Apple, Starbucks & Google pay up.

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    Not sure there is a deeper level to Ed….

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    Ron Davies says:

    When the press discover him on Dukes Mound “looking for badgers” ?

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    Anonymous says:

    Gordon Brown




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    Nigel's Red Barrel says:

    Don’t call me Shirley.

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    Nigel's Red Barrel says:

    If Cooper lets an odious git like Balls give her one, I reckon she wouldn’t stop Mcbride.

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    Nigel's Red Barrel says:

    I heard a rumour that Gordon was gay, is their any truth in this?

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    Nigel's Red Barrel says:

    Sorry, “there.”

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    jumpers says:

    Heard the BBC numpties this morning claiming that no one knew at the time what Gordon and his henchmen were up to. Shame, as they only had to read what has been on this blog for the past five years to find out. Wankers.

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    Bingo says:

    Check this one out

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    Anon says:

    Shouldn’t he be at home doing the job he gets well paid for?i suppose we are paying his expenses while he is in New York!

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    Anonymous says:

    Gordon’s alive? Pity.

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    Sue Lawley (Desert Island Discs, 1996) says:

    “People want to know whether you’re gay or whether there’s some flaw in your personality that you haven’t made a relationship?”

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    Gordon Brown says:

    “It just hasn’t happened.”

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    broderick crawford says:

    of course mcmanse gave the death stare . the man has been brain
    dead for years .

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    broderick crawford says:

    Very Nelsonian ..

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    UNGA nice little earner for Mr BBBBRRRRRRoooooooNN! Innit!

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    Fact Hunt says:

    How long has Mankey Boon got left as Secretary General? McMental would solve the problem of the ineffectiveness of the UN should he succeed him. With his diplomatic skills there’d be a nuclear conflagration within a fortnight.

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    A Man from Slough says:

    So The Gronod has been spotted at the UN? For all the use he is to his constituents he might as well stay there with the other failed politicians.

    Now I think of it, wouldn’t McMental have to have declared any mental illnesses on his visa?

    “Och no laddie, just hold ma jobbie while ah make ma mark on this form”

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    Gordon McDoom says:

    I went on grindr and got a mandate

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    McMaximus says:

    But is glowing in the dark yet?

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    FTFoff says:

    Gordon Brown is on the Autistic spectrum.
    Everybody is, to a greater or lesser extent. There are online tests to determine how autistic you are. Mayybe someone could do one for Gordy?

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    lisa R says:

    More to thr point you should have aaked him whrn is hr going to be our fulltime MP considering he takes full wages. 32% in one part of his town has children in poverty. Th town is high up in unemploment places in Scotland and it was around 6th most empty shops. I alaways know when he is back in town,he shows up in charity photos pretending he gives a damn. Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath deserves a fulltime MP!

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    robbie says:

    I’m sure his death stare is only half effective

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    nono nokia says:

    That must be the only photo in existence of the mental mcfuck with a working phone.

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    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    No they don’t, they have J Gordon Broon

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    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    And he’s a TWAT

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    blessed brian says:


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    Slithery Sis says:

    Then they should bloody well vote for one then, shouldn’t they?

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    gordon's fan club says:

    Actually Gordon gave you the death stare because he was thinking about that “big-hearted woman”

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    BBC Political Propaganda is in everything you watch says:

    The shameful spectacle of a BRITISH ex-prime minister running away from a journalist and camera crew. Truly shaming.

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    Ex Libris says:

    Airborne, more like…

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